Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks

[@jschlattLIVE]

THE SCHLANKET IS HERE. schlatt.co/shop/schlanket schlatt.co/shop/schlanket schlatt.co/shop/schlanket

[@furiousgarfer4991]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@LowRezStudios]

insane

[@Arcse]

jambo

[@Zantorm]

Hi

[@catboyneilcicierega]

SCHLANKET

[@emma_nutella58]

Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

[@chaples_]

this is my favorite comment. like ever. dont bash me for the fect that i never read comments like ever except for this one.

[@konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth]

I piss in a cup

[@gniff]

who?

[@AdminAbuse]

Than*

[@Joshs4stro]

truly a front line worker

[@slinkydinky8018]

These tiktok videos are funny, but I miss those more interactive ones like presentations and bedrooms, I understand that they're much harder to put together, but those are some of my favorite videos in a while and I'd love to see a return is all edit: holy schneedt this comment got popular, and i thought this opinion would be more controversial, the people have spoken schlatt!

[@AFunkyFella]

^ bumping (not the bots but the og comment)

[@thejmekold]

right im so tired of the tiktok videos i only finshed like half of the first one and then never watched any of his newer ones, like i know they get the most views but still

[@baasil6492]

Who’s watching this after school?

[@xeroles]

i wish it was at least streamed, not saying it has to im sure he has his reasons for not streaming

[@joegarciaiv1136]

It's getting really fatigued kinda like when twomad was doing his ylyl tiktok vids. And idk if I just don't find em funny but schlatt kinda hams em up

[@sponkmcdonk]

I love how the weird lip guy just keep guessing schlatts favorite things correctly and makes schlatt more flustered each time he appears. The rizz is truly unmatched

[@FieryKitsune1]

He aint got just the rizz, he also got the clairvoyance.

[@chronica6457]

Or maybe Schlatt just predicts what EnochJ is going to say for a funnier reaction

[@waleazakro]

You have one opportunity don't miss it kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZWphJSaZraFqcU

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@chronica6457]

@baboo your mother's house. Her bedroom, to be more precise

[@adamactually8609]

For the firefighting video in the beginning: as a firefighter myself, that's how we're taught so we cool off surrounding areas and makes sure there's no chance of rekindling

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

It’s actually live footage of my enema

[@xenathar8766]

I love just watching schlatt descend into insanity every video

[@dum5247]

@@ZachZone “schlatt” “descending” into “insanity”

[@volce5008]

ascend*

[@maniac7302]

these bot comments are getting wild

[@Mrmackncheez]

I was the 129564th viewer

[@AssortedGarbage23]

Its also funny how he never actually ranks the videos

[@potofbonsai]

It takes Schlatt a month to come up with a new adjective to describe his submitted TikToks.

[@doogupspatula506]

dam💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@potofbonsai]

@@doogupspatula506 I wait for weeks to see what word he'll use next and he settles on "insane".

[@liamjones8532]

i almost didnt click this one cause i thought i'd already watched it

[@InfoPublisher111]

"Well, when you're trying to find the perfect words to describe the absurdity of TikToks, it takes time."

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@123698lol]

If anyone was curious about the AIR BNB videos, I can explain each one. The teriyaki sauce one is the most peculiar because I feel like you can use any other type of goopy liquid, but it's put there to basically check if the window has been opened or not when you are not in the room. The magic marker one is the same idea but just for the door. The electric razor one on the light switch is to see if bugs come out of the lightswitch, the fast and strong vibrations of a razor makes them scatter out of them.

[@notsam5328]

OH- TY

[@penciloctopus2231]

omg

[@tracer4b]

Maybe teriyaki sauce is used bc it’s 1) readily available and 2) it won’t attract vermin as much, as opposed to something like honey

[@pillow_fluff2276]

whats the hot dogs on the vents one?

[@123698lol]

@@pillow_fluff2276 checking how dusty the airflow is

[@KingofTheGojiras]

0:10 As someone currently majoring in fire science this is a way of cooling the compartment during a fire and can also be used for air entrainment all of witch help to re align thermal balance and get the fire under control.

[@Jynxzifangirl]

I thought that said entertainment lmao

[@KingofTheGojiras]

@@Jynxzifangirl 😂😂

[@Namiya_VT]

It's also to allow firefighters to ensure supports haven't been damaged, letting the hose pressure test the space ahead of them, hence why they're scooting slowly behind it.

[@KingofTheGojiras]

@@Namiya_VT thank you, that as well.

[@TMJ1231]

Respect for Schlatt and the fact he’s actually selling the schlanket

[@romax2724]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHLMh52Hicl_ldk

[@thithi8793]

ok

[@snersh6446]

@King Longface your right, the Schlanket™️ is here.

[@randomviewer391]

Schlanket

[@KeyboardDestroyer420]

Tf the replies are all bots

[@EverybodiesEverything]

these videos are so damn mind-numbing that i forgot 60% of the tiktoks

[@sowososmooth]

Bro lmao, I'm watching this again and it's like a new video.

[@flowerpatchtoons1101]

​@@sowososmooth dude ikr. Like I just kinda turn my brain off with his tictok videos

[@EverybodiesEverything]

@@flowerpatchtoons1101 i can feel the brainrot setting in

[@EverybodiesEverything]

@@jacobbyrd7276 fax brah (cry for help)

[@tobyggen1058]

That just means you can watch these over and over and never get bored

[@TimeBucks]

I love the part where he ranked them

[@santoshdangi4935]

👍

[@bhimyadav281]

Nice

[@morellatovar4151]

Bien

[@yogendrapalsingh1780]

Timebuck

[@desizaiqayt]

Good

[@BruhIgot2strikes]

That Wendy’s burger is actually real, and it’s called the T-Rex burger. It’s a secret item on the menus of certain locations.

[@Blowingmind]

Truly disgusting, that some Schlibble would do this horrible thing

[@jordy-teennagels]

Every encounter schlatt had with the being know as the "airbnb guy' Teriyaki sauce 19:27 Magic eraser 19:52 Electric razor 23:48 hotdog in the vent 28:30

[@Greenhawk4]

forgot the hotdog at the end

[@Adolf_Kitler-]

you forgot 28:29

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@cybercrasherstv]

Schlibble

[@Jupiter_Mayflower]

You just never know.

[@JakeTheBikerDude]

Whenever Jschlatt does new videos like these, it makes me want to watch Jschlatt more than I want to already

[@alextrifs]

Really? It makes me not want to. Zero effort content. The old schlatt is dead.

[@lepus9588]

@@alextrifs fr

[@en3myspott3d54]

"schlatt"

[@awaspnest1014]

@@alextrifs fr these some fake ahh laughs plus most of these tik toks are moldy

[@alextrifs]

@@awaspnest1014 I take back that the old Schlatt is dead. The two videos where they do wii and dodgeball are good and clearly took effort. Only if he had better quality consistency over his content. It’s no secret Schlatt knows how to market and I believe it’s just part of the most efficient way to make money, I’d like to think of these as burner videos to promote his merch and get a quick buck. It’s really easy to see how his decisions are based on making money, for example his switch to twitch. While I’m not going to say schlatt was lying when he said he didn’t like making yt vids anymore, I believe there’s more to it than that. The move to twitch had several benefits such as publicity, more content, and a new audience. With this system in place he could stream on twitch (makes money), post the vod on KZbin (makes money), Edit the vod and post it as a normal video (makes money), Promote his merch on all of those videos (makes money) and last but not least, get a sponsorship on some of those vids which also makes money. I hope you see the pattern here lol.

[@RedDotShark18]

You just never know.

[@pernul-jidko]

I just never show

[@botkknight]

i’m bouta blow….

[@The_Emo_Mf]

It's Gonna Snow...

[@Goofster-goober]

You’re my bro…

[@spongebobfunnyy]

Nice big toe

[@NotePortal]

JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE

[@karedouga]

AMEN

[@bububu444]

Schlibble.

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@Astrophagus1]

Schlibble

[@Astrophagus1]

Schlibble

[@joeJOE-zy7rw]

We fight for justice, we fight for Schlibble.

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@dyw__]

Schlibble

[@gandpork]

“Schlibble”

[@noidea2568]

Schlibble

[@5uez737]

Who tf is schlibble

[@AmJason]

GIVE SCHLIBBLE JUSTICE

[@icedtoast8119]

schlibble

[@Astrophagus1]

Schlibble

[@jeffrytatum]

Schlibble.

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@mightye]

Schlibble.

[@adamgrey411]

1:29 schlatt's laugh sounds like a ghost 🤣

[@yldan.]

Justice for Schlibble!

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@pointblank0303]

Schlibble

[@jacobharris8791]

Schlibble

[@tjreynolds685]

Schlibble.

[@DennyThePenny]

Schlibble

[@taikatonttu21]

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that. WE MUST FIGHT FOR SCHLIBBLE.

[@WafflesAndSauce]

Ahhhhh a fellow man of culture

[@eramo607productions6]

Schlibble.

[@go_play_ultrakill_right_now]

For shittle!

[@DARTH_FYN]

SCHLIBBLE!!

[@theletterE.HDMI1]

I think he knows a little more about fighting then I do

[@charizard7666]

As a certified British person, that video is what most chippy sausage and chips actually look like. I like to imagine that most of us wouldn't dare ruin such an excellent meal with that much ketchup, but other than that it doesn't actually look that bad.

[@amc45000]

My exact reaction was ‘nice tea, ooo too much ketchup’

[@MossMan42069]

The lack of curry sauce or batter bits makes chippy food look bad

[@minisoda312]

I swear British people would die with anything more than salt

[@evaneiscool]

chippy sausage💀

[@ssupermarlo]

you are insane

[@MicrowaveDVD]

1:31 bros laugh sounds like the pacman die effect 💀

[@45pect-fortnite]

OMG YOUR RIGHT

[@scherzometer]

Underrated comment

[@Gacha_vkl]

IT DOES

[@Vinn0]

HE FUCKING DOES

[@victoree6680]

LMAO

[@cranberrycranberryig678]

I love the part where shlitoris ranks the tiktoks. truly a moment of all time.

[@voydabyss6373]

SCHLITORIS LMAO

[@Mr_Original]

SHLITORIS, I CAN'T! 🤣

[@madisonthegreat44]

SHLITORIS IM GONNA FUCKING CRYYY

[@StellarCrackhead42]

NAWWWWW THAT'S FOUL 😭😭😭

[@hyperioncz]

bruh he rated the shickshloks

[@six_buck_dlc]

23:36 every streamer i’ve known has had this collective innate ability to summon whatever contextually fitting object they want yet i never would’ve expected scat to spawn a rifle out of all things

[@bananamations379]

This comment is fucking hilarious and I really hope more people see it

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@bananamations379 thank

[@drawer_fern]

Scat LMAO💀accurate

[@thomasharrison1443]

We know what's in his auto correct

[@kral3046]

​@@thomasharrison1443Are you thinking what i'm thinking?..

[@bugsixtyfour7696]

#SchlibbleforSchlatt I can't believe this scharlatan would pass up an opportunity to expand his Bionicle Collection, must be some sick joke

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@ghostsnake223]

Schlibble.

[@StellarCrackhead42]

Schlibble.

[@carlwhat1639]

I burped like a weirdo

[@K328]

Guys I think he just burped like a weirdo

[@Godofsilliness]

Skibidi​@@K328

[@yuri_Luv173]

@@K328don’t jump into assumptions

[@Cold0v3n]

@@yuri_Luv173wait, bro might be on to something

[@Jack-k4m]

​@@Cold0v3nagreed

[@nickloras]

i love how schlatt has been laughing less in the tiktok reaction thumbnails over time

[@deepfriedmicrowavegaming]

I never noticed that until now

[@shadowpheinix6489]

Soon it’s gone just be a straight, dead serious stare.

[@reychiu2581]

25:00

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@notsoda08]

Holy crap you’re right- HOWD YIU MAKE THAT OBSERVATION

[@megasnhope]

I have the constant feeling that schlatt will just break down crying at any point in this video

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

r/Me_irl

[@Bl4ck_m0ld]

He sounds like he’s been holding in tears for years bro

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@cybercrasherstv]

Schlibble

[@etrun3871]

Justice for Schlibble!!!!

[@icedtoast8119]

schlibble

[@mightye]

Schlibble.

[@noidea2568]

schlibble

[@Rattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

What??? I'm confused wha

[@raphsodyamoresconstantino7509]

8:55 no one is gonna talk about it?

[@gracie-md1qq]

Yeah wtf happened.

[@BierBart12]

I love the realization that none of these short-form vids are funny, but Schlatt is the thing that makes you laugh

[@feritye767]

I mean all he does in most of them is repeat what happened and then laugh

[@Dutchy4564]

​@@feritye767yes and that's the funniest part

[@quantumblauthor7300]

So close

[@Zelurpio]

Some of them are funny just based on their absurdity

[@Hdjfijc]

8:41 - 8:50 Schlatt is furry conFURRmt

[@jamesfortney4919]

I am a full adult and I know Schlatt despises making these videos to an extent but I truly get unreasonably excited when I see a new tiktok video from him.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I love how on the merch store all the clothes look so professional, then you get to the Schlanket. We got what we asked for

[@romax2724]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHLMh52Hicl_ldk

[@crazycat92010]

9:08 the way shclatt and that tiktok are in the same mindframe

[@lierx8694]

I love the part where he ranked them. Truly a ranking of all time

[@bewitchedk]

I love your craig pfp lol

[@Shroom_sh00mz]

there’s just something about Schlatt getting pissed at paintball that makes me wanna just cry laughing

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Time stamp wiring

[@anactualfan8494]

10:57

[@flamethrowr_]

Justice for Schlibble.

[@Astrophagus1]

Schlibble

[@jeffrytatum]

Schlibble.

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@mileychap]

Schlibble

[@mightye]

Schlibble.

[@evom4ch1n39]

I adore that one of my friends got a video of their windows smashing at the 1:12 mark. Thank you for featuring them Schlatt!

[@CheeseGrater69]

14:15 that is the seven sisters waterfalls in Geirangerfjorden norway, it was so beautiful seeing it in person specially with a clear skies sunrise

[@coolcatreal]

esirnus seiks raelc a htiw yllaiceps nosrep ni ti gniees lufituaeb os saw ti ,yawron nedrojfregnarieG ni sllafretaw sretsis neves eht si taht 51:41

[@coolcatreal]

but seriously I’d really want to go here

[@six_buck_dlc]

directly next to seven sisters high from persona

[@asterglaceon]

i looked it up and holy crap that village Geiranger looks so cozy if i knew Norwegian i would live there

[@CheeseGrater69]

@@asterglaceon tbh most of them speak English

[@seb.8030]

As a Brit I can confirm we shout into random open and windows and that we do not claim Ryan as one of our own

[@ReeferSmoker]

You'd think the English would be better at reading and writing in English

[@_.-asteria-._782]

Ryan isnt one of us hes someone elses

[@carterbohren8253]

That’s actually really funny you do that in America 50/50 chance you get shot

[@foooosh]

​@@carterbohren8253more like 70/30

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Everyone knows you get the battered sausage from the chippy, and you don't drown it in ketchup

[@froggymasterog]

5:49 interesting fact: that burger is GENUINELY ON THE Wendy’s menu It’s called “the cube” and is NOT meant for one person

[@spicechaser6934]

T. rex burger

[@hellooooo469]

you just never know

[@Mincie-burrito]

Fr

[@SadMouseVR]

I always put ketchup on the light in airbnb. You just neeeeeeever know...

[@kickydeez2929]

True tho

[@Dirtbags1987]

But I will😈

[@Player_grey]

It could happen at any time

[@emma_nutella58]

So glad “Schlatt” is continuing this series, if he knows what’s best for him

[@KeyboardDestroyer420]

Bro so many bots in the replies

[@sumfyrmin4722]

Lack of Schlibble is disturbing. Justice for Schlibble.

[@eramo607productions6]

Schlibble.

[@emeryduhgamer]

Who tf is schlibble

[@archamedies616]

24:24 that guy at the end was my former music teacher i'm not joking dude he was such a nice guy

[@Realizes-that]

What happened?

[@Patterrz]

0:50 you guys don't scream in open windows in the US? wild

[@gunkflower]

Thanks

[@TrickerMan9000]

Man I see this guy everywhere.

[@ElectricoGamez]

We're not THAT uncivilized.

[@borkchamp]

​@@TrickerMan9000pokemon youtuber

[@borkchamp]

Hey pat. In Lebanon,it's much worse...

[@ludvighauger5044]

Truly digusting that some "people" wouldnt Schlibble.

[@eramo607productions6]

Schlibble.

[@hoboq7631]

8:48 the sheer confusion at his own statement

[@skyeflame7]

Smh

[@matthewboire6843]

Why did he say that? 👀

[@MaestroMarkos]

Freudian slip

[@TYLERCEO-bk2gb]

Bro y have not seen jschlatt cheetah allegations

[@ErikZehms]

Hey SCHLATT i forgot thanks for reminding me, you need to make some Schlaggs, (schlatt+flag)

[@3lla___119]

I’ve been in the dark abyss for years… but now there’s a Jschlatt video to pull me back to reality

[@awaspnest1014]

It's a tik tok reaction video it will not help

[@crow2596]

oop there goes gravity

[@CaptainKat8]

This video is so inspirational. “Ranking your INSANE TikToks” has got to be “schlatt’s” magnum opus. Thank you for this masterpiece of a video.

[@Thewalliest]

Schlibble

[@already__taken]

Same

[@GreaseBall-]

brother

[@GreaseBall-]

nice pfp

[@Urban_Goose]

Yeah but honestly it's just disrespectful that number 3 wasn't ranked higher

[@mmMisko]

We only need -10 likes on this comment...

[@IPlayAcousticGuitar]

I love it when "schlinglesworth gayman schlinglesshat" ranks our tiktoks

[@Egirl_Slayer]

Probably the only channel that can make me laugh for 30 minutes straight lol

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@Crow_Friend]

Easily pleased.

[@sonicraft9996]

You have a really low standard for humor

[@collinm.4652]

I am sure there are other KZbinrs who can sit in front of a camera laughing at tik toks that could make u laugh too

[@Egirl_Slayer]

@@collinm.4652 nah Schlatt is built different

[@joantrxd2008]

I love how schlatt always puts "Ranking" on the title of his videos but does everything other than ranking the videos

[@Calentine3]

Schlibble for schlatt

[@eross.carmona7235]

Schlibble.

[@Astrophagus1]

Schlibble

[@Blowingmind]

Schlibble

[@gdfyredragan2270]

Schlibble.

[@jeffrytatum]

Schlibble.

[@Thefunni1991]

26:33 what my best friend sees in 2043 when I upload 700 TB of memes to his NeuroLink:

[@mikeimartins6907]

1:54 i love the way that his laught is perfectly timed with the music on the beggining

[@reedomu]

Synced*

[@aryank8662]

beginning*

[@bensontovar_149]

I*

[@anhedonia_anagapesis]

*ass

[@mikeimartins6907]

Yo guys chill, my english is broken, i know

[@D3m0n747]

As a fellow Brit we do not claim that goblin (Ryan) eating those fish and chips with ketchup as our own Also I love watching these at 4 am UK :)

[@KomikSanz]

damn, the _nyquil_ is hitting Schlatt pretty hard this video, look at how much the big guy's laughing

[@WalmartLuz]

12:36 "I made frozen Jello, sorry for my little burp" Schlatt: Oh its ok, it probably wasn't too bad. Video: *Goofy asf burp*

[@lordsaucyboi3450]

Coming home from a long day at college and a Jshlatt upload puts a massive smile on my face.

[@endeavor1664]

me as well :) put off my homework for this

[@lordsaucyboi3450]

@@endeavor1664 same here

[@endeavor1664]

@@lordsaucyboi3450 good priorities 🤝

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@Nene_kusanagi_real]

9:08 THEY WAY THEY SYNCED IS MAKING ME CRY 😭

[@DarkPhoenixGaming2010]

😮

[@luckybrick5667]

Schlatt go get your SCHLIBBLE!

[@desolateblaze1036]

That burger from Wendy's is called the T-Rex burger. Used to be a secret menu item, not sure if it is still "practiced" in every restaurant.

[@glitch-3107]

😂14:45 sounded like disappointed mii's when you whiff in bowling

[@CyberCat617]

The fact the Open Window Maniac exists and is also British is one of the more horrifying things I've ever learned

[@nicholaslopez4395]

The amount of joy I felt when seeing this video pop up is immeasurable

[@OwenBrace-lq9tk]

have you ever seen jshat and islama bin laden in the same room???

[@landonadkins669]

I heard it was a bombing success

[@kingfrenchtoes5769]

soy

[@FallPointPeak]

SAME-

[@awaspnest1014]

Same then I saw it was another tik tok react day ruined

[@BlueToothGrenade]

Always a good day when we get Jschlatt content

[@ice.therat]

Real

[@dogsareawesome9197]

Stfu bots in the replies anyways i agree

[@zander3943]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

[@hel2727]

not as good as that one day back in 1999

[@BlueToothGrenade]

@Lucifer Morningstar 🅥 fun fact I’m actually not a bot I just happened to be here early because school boring

[@pointblank0303]

Schlibble, you must receive Schlibble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@b3n_mex]

2:57 moments before disaster 😂😂😂

[@momsaccount4033]

I love the Air BnB videos. They’re so random but because of that they seem so genuine which makes it more ominous at the same time. It’s hilariously scary. Scarily hilarious!

[@bobbylikescake]

Its schlibble time.

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@ensuredchaos8098]

The best part about these videos that never fails to amuse me is the fact that a real living breathing human being thought it'd be a great idea to create and subsequently post each and every one of these monstrosities online.

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Lol

[@praveensharrma465]

I don't know why I'm here, you want some jelly beans?

[@ChrolloLu]

Why is Schlatt's cackle the best thing to ever listen to? I can't explain it, but his evil, devil-ish little cackles is just...amazing.

[@gia1527]

schlibble wants to go home :(

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@mightye]

Schlibble.

[@astrogammashot]

Schlibble

[@justforfunk1049]

13:15 that hit literaly Made me tear up,i felt it,it has happened to me but no at that speed

[@conweber123]

JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE #SCHLIBBLEFORSCHLATT

[@HomemadeAdventures-Smiths]

1:38 the music hit hard

[@goatmygoat]

Schlibbling everywhere

[@usedTNT]

Schlibble

[@ObviousMist1442]

Shlatt reacting to the fish and chip shop is hilarious

[@Arennes]

As a british person i will say that B british cuisine is just sad

[@ObviousMist1442]

@@Arennes what u on abt, going to the chippy is a bangin experience

[@glepcio8781]

@@ObviousMist1442 nah my guy fish and fricking chips don't match. I would like my cod with lay's

[@hilotakenaka]

The funniest part is that what he had was basically just fries and a corndog

[@allanturmaine5496]

Meet up at Binley in 4 score fortnite.

[@kennethxu1789]

Schlibble, schlatt, schlibble.

[@SZaRY696]

Schlibble.

[@Scott68gamer0]

4:46 is the end of the sponser Edit: thanks for 10 likes 😄

[@AdyAditza]

Justice for Schlibble! Now and forever!

[@emelyskz]

9:08 Love how schlatt turned his head too 😂

[@matthewboire6843]

Did he actually hear something irl

[@Thermonuclearmissile]

Three of em

[@kionbg3112]

5:40 the Collab we didn't need yet well deserved

[@ArtimisArcher]

Master Oogway shorts is Overrated and dumb yeah I said it flame me

[@falaffle]

I am happy to see my two daddy’s in the same video, Schlagg and Oogway

[@ArtimisArcher]

@@falaffle Well Fair Respect Opinions. But read my Comment above you

[@poweafeplays4834]

It's not a collab

[@medaballs]

@@poweafeplays4834 r/woosh

[@MilkyWay556__]

18:08 putting this time stamp here just so i Can keep replaying this part

[@trishial8212]

Schlatt's upload schedule is whenever he has a new product out and needs to advertise it

[@waluigi6803]

JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE!

[@DerpyMcWaffles]

The 9 patty Wendy's burger is actually a thing, they don't do it everywhere but it's called the T-Rex burger

[@Gh0stB3rries]

Scotsman here: All I can tell you, is that is some disgustang looking chips 'n' sausage at 2:30

[@thatoneperson1564]

Your ghosting toalegened harder than my crush is 💀

[@D3C09]

The man who ate the sausage and chips he is from south London and as a member of the united kingdom we do not affiliate with 50% of the gremlins from south London

[@theBritishexpert]

I’m sorry for this

[@cheeseburger-w1q]

As the American representative for the Cambridge district I do confirm this with my British associates the people of South London are pure evil

[@mortuaryerror]

You gotta admit the chippies look exactly like that though

[@coffeecrusader4863]

The chippy is the shit though. I could eat that daily.

[@Enoxfifty]

I am British but I don’t have to go to school

[@Actuallyjustavenusaur]

Justice for Schlibble

[@LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY]

“Let’s set the record straight” Schlatt there is nothing straight about you.

[@Tuummler]

As a british man i can say that guy at 2:30 is eating the average food from a fish and chip shop, a chippy if you would, and it taste absolutely amazing. Maybe not that much ketchup but everuthing is great 👍

[@FunAngelo2005]

At least compared to other british foods

[@CraftingUpContent]

That geezer just got some of dat bri'ish delicacy from the chippy bruv

[@atom43362]

Jumbo sausages are processed shit that they buy in bulk off the black market for a fiver. Just get fish bro don't put yourself through that

[@thomasnolastname8734]

​@@atom43362 Not the worst thing you can get off the black market for a fiver

[@vessel__]

That's about average for ketchup

[@Nurgle73457]

It’s nice that “schlatt” is so caring for his community 😮😅

[@cowmania6196]

just still dont forget out what happenend in 1999. Those poor, innocent women.

[@realbrobo]

God dang 4 bots??

[@strawberryramun3]

@@realbrobo Yep, they’re in every channel that has over 1 million subscribers.

[@quibstah]

Yes, so great that “schlatt” is so nice to his community, isn’t it?

[@jakehays1403]

Tf bro stealing my brand