Kingdom Hearts 3 Review - MICKEY NEEDS YOUR HELP

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China discovering effects of Opium for the first time (1800 colonized) *Laughs in British*

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*Laughs in tea and crumpets*

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*Laughs in biscuits*

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uhm, where can i choose "all of the above"?

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You guys laughing in “gui lo”

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Londonistan discovering effects of multicultural enrichment for the first time Laughs in Arabic, Punjabi, Urdu, Bengali......

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Hitler of course

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Trump?

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No No, Most Austrians would disagree.

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So true... The work he puts in to his videos. It's impressive

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i said it when he was at 50 k few months ago shit is crazy once he does blow he's gonna be the most popular reviewer

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In my opinion, this video was the absolute peak of his channel, it's a masterpiece

[@mr.broski2427]

For me personally peak was the last of us 2 video its so fkn funny 😂😂😂

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You know it's a ranton video when it portrays his esquizofrenia and drug abuse issues the moment it beggins

[@Comintern1919]

Did you know Ranton is/was a Shaolin Monk? Just.... something to think about concerning your absolutely true comment :D ...

[@poke_1879]

@@Comintern1919 I knew it, but thanks for informing me. I don't think he handdled the stick punnishments all that great, poor guy, his family must be having a hard time.

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You boys sound like you're in love.

[@penthactussoul]

@@Comintern1919 He wasnt a Shaolin Monk. He said that multiple times. He was trained by Shaolin Monks was treated like one of them but he was never considered to be a "Shaolin Monk"

[@Comintern1919]

@@penthactussoul Semantics. I know that. It was just more funny to say it like that ;) .

[@CapitanAsia]

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Mr.Coreanito oye boludo! Me encanta Argentina! Ya vengo

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China 1600 be like.

[@Ave_Satana666]

Opium is how we got hong kong

[@yazui.i.9368]

For all non germans in one week you learn more german than anywhere

[@aayushdas19]

Danke schön Rantoni!

[@1InVader1]

Can we please have the next review entirely in German with English subs?

[@aayushdas19]

@@1InVader1 that'll just end up being a GermanPod101 episode.

[@bonsaiboi9083]

Except the Americans, they are unable to learn foreign languages:D (jokiiing;))

[@rorschach6285]

Ich habe ausversehen Hitler gefickt.

[@sourxpill]

Oh my god the YongYea outro, lmao.

[@cabbagelord9378]

This guy has THE funniest reviews, nothing comes close.

[@JugglernautNr9]

true, but the disadvantage is that it takes very long for them to make. this review comes a little too late

[@MegaMerdeux]

@@JugglernautNr9 if you see his review for information to buy a game or not, you got issues bro xD. Most people enjoy his videos cuz they're funny.

[@keyboardcorrector2340]

Luigi Thebaud, That's exactly why I watch them. I don't even play video games.

[@samitamimi9714]

*Scott the woz has entered the chat*

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Dunkey

[@FirstSnow]

Well said Rantoni senpai. Well said. I firmly believe that the fans of these series are running on nostalgia fumes. Production values aside, this game's narrative is like taking random pages from 9 mediocre books, compile them together and then give them one more shuffle for good measure before presenting it as some towering achievement of long-going interactive storytelling.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

A long-going interactive story that will make you cry like a BITCH.

[@Nahan_Boker94]

@@Dev-nr4dw story should end in KH 2..

[@BinaryDood]

gameplay is good, more than good, its amazing... In KH2

[@OwNAvenged]

Kingdom Hearts 2 is literally the best game ever made in terms of ARPG gameplay. Just don't be a bitch and play on Normal mode like Ranton did. No hate to him, but you don't play Kingdom Hearts on Normal. You play it on the hardest difficulty.

[@BB-ki7he]

Nah even most fans of the series think this is a shit game

[@FirstnameLastname-ge3xy]

Rantoni Pepperoni uploads the world is saved

[@davidencoification]

Suicide rate drops to 0%

[@LordHydrik]

Opium use raises 100%

[@nedofthedead3604]

Who said Germans weren’t funny. Either that or their sense of humor collectively transferred to this guy

[@ay2011]

I mean. he is chinese

[@Frawt]

Germans speaking German is not funny. Germans speaking English is funny as fuck (mostly 'cause of their silly accent).

[@Ced_allblack]

he is half chinese and half german@@ay2011

[@格好つける]

​@@Ced_allblack the two unfunniest people cancelled out and gave him the funny genes

[@Johno1992]

Germans have great banter. Hell they make amazing cars too Berlin to Warsaw on a single tank of fuel

[@conkerlive5332]

That intro was disturbing...disturbingly good keep up the amazing work c:

[@foulXD]

it was the best cosplay of mickey i've ever seen. XD

[@ahmadtarek7763]

3:18 that Hitler among friends pose is hilarious .

[@MSLcorp]

killed me when i saw it. jesus christ

[@nitemare3904]

@@MSLcorp It's Ado! Your friend and helper!

[@jonathanisrael1707]

Fuck Hitler

[@ahmadtarek7763]

@@jonathanisrael1707 sorry but no, I can't do that, I'm not gay.

[@jonathanisrael1707]

@@ahmadtarek7763 What if you said no homo?😏

[@babylungs_6429]

Hahaha That Yong reference tho.

[@jh4529]

LMAO

[@MrWhiteProductions]

That yongyea ending Lmfao. Genious.

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“KRATOS STOP” I LAUGHED OUT LOUD LMFAO FAVORITE JOKE SO FAR

[@bermby]

It was the best one in my opinion lol

[@frighteningspoon]

2:24 omg after thorough analysis I have been able to confirm that you ACTUALLY went and played Fortnite for this clip. Frick

[@RealRanton]

Dude I fucking installed it for that 2 second sketch. Kill me

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@@RealRanton at least you're a hype pro gamer now

[@frighteningspoon]

Ranton Lmao. At least it made for a good laugh so fear not, your sacrifice was not in vain

[@fennexflame3660]

@@RealRanton Can you please review Apex Legends then?

[@davidencoification]

@@RealRanton You will never be forgiven for this atrocious act of subhuman nature. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@dudweiser7218]

You my friend, are simply a comedy genius. No one else has shit on you regarding reviews. Both informative and entertaining. Literally watched every review you've made lol

[@RealRanton]

thank you, that means a lot

[@dudweiser7218]

Honestly man you can tell how much effort you put into your videos, been watching since u were at like 11k subscribers and its awesome to see how much the channel has grown because you deserve it

[@toots3877]

I watch you, not because I’m interested in the games you review, but because you are genuinely funny and the editing is just pure autistic genius. I love it.

[@mrstanchelios]

0:10 a rare look at the endangered big panda

[@Comintern1919]

I often wonder if his Videos are more funny when you are German, or speak German and understand his sometimes completely random and nonsensical use of German words, or if you don't speak it and think that maybe he actually used an appropriate German word that just sounds funny.

[@DruanCalPard]

I´d say it makes it more spicy :) But he uses not many hard words and often the same, so it should be easy to follow/understand after sometime I guess.

[@Comintern1919]

@@DruanCalPard Hm, I'm not sure, it's not like he pronounces the words very formal and/or correct all the time ;) . He uses very informal, slang-like pronunciation for many words, or just does what Germans like to do, and mangle the words into something that sounds similar to the original word and has the same meaning, yet quite aren't. Like "Schwanzle" instead of, well, "Schwanz" ;) .

[@tyrellm7863]

He speaks Germain

[@DruanCalPard]

@@Comintern1919 Yeah, it is true. I guess it is hard to think from the perspective of someone who actually doesn't know or only a little of the German language.

[@Comintern1919]

@@tyrellm7863 .... Your point is? What exactly do you mean? I wondered if his usage of German makes it more funny for people who do speak German, or for those that don't, so I don't get your comment.

[@Ramstein0121]

I don't get it why you don't have a lot of subscribers? I'm very entertained by your content, your skits are so creative and the humour is funny af!! Proud to be on of the first people to be in this fanbase!! Thanks rantoni!!

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Showed this to my mom She subscribed.

[@DillaryHuff]

I showed it to your mom, as well. She said yes.

[@randomguy2807]

3:18, not gonna lie, i'd pick Ado 100% of the time, wouldn't even try the other caracters out

[@sheikhu1039]

8:44 LMFAOO OOOO, I'VE NEVER laughed so hard in my life lmao, that was my exact reaction in that scene

[@trappedjesus432]

The game for me was a 6/10. I actually went back and played Kingdom Hearts: FInal Mix and got over 60 hours of gameplay on Proud Mode as compared to the 20 hours playing KH3 on the same difficulty. To be honest the only impressive part of the game were the times you got to play as Riku and ______ (DLC Spoilers.) Other then that, it just wasn't worth the 10+ year wait. To be honest I think the people who made this game were getting trapped in their own ideas and had no way out, which is why they ended it as they did. They just kept adding things hoping to make it interesting and the story ended up becoming jumbled into nonsense. This game was a project that needed to be done years ago and now it really made fans question the series. Now there is a new saga and hopefully a new way for Kingdom Hearts to retcon everything the fans know and confuse them even more with things they never asked for in another 10 year time gap. Hopefully we get the FF characters back or at the very least get to play as _______ again.

[@tubaina021]

I just finished Olympus and got to Twilight Town and it is disappointing so far. After getting the bundle and playing 1 and 2(more than 100 hours between them, couldn't care much for the other ones), I was ready to tackle KH3 finally. Meh, began it on Critical Mode, so much bs from the start, the camera is wonky, enemies off-screen wrecking you, little telegraphs on many attacks from the opponents(many times I died and did not know wth f**kd me). The story? I stopped caring after the first KH, played for the gameplay, it was very addictive for me. KH2 was a blast, those forms were fun to mess with, some bosses are all time greats. I miss the FF characters, they would make it more bearable to watch the endless cutscenes, maybe...

[@JohanBeere]

Croatian here, correct usage of the word "Jebiga" very nicely done. Respekt Ehrenbruder.

I think it's Niko Belic's line

[@zedleeftw6695]

feels bad when 3:31 is actually true for now at least.... I understand Ranton, it's fine to take a break but please don't stop making youtube videos man. Your content is some of the best content out there. Love your work!!

[@TheRealMamoot]

This channel, this editting, the sense of humor, it's all gold...like gold fucking cocaine holy shit i love this

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your reviews get better and better every time, constant laughs, excellent editing and highly informative. I can't wait for the next video !

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Now this....this is how game reviews need to be for the rest of time. *I will not take anything less.*

[@kinneyshoes1]

8:31 Young Ranton looks like The Supreme Gentleman, Elliot Roger...

[@PlayPlayShow]

This review honestly made me laugh more and harder than most comedy movies

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Comedy movies are the absolute worst nowadays

[@thedamnguy2896]

your editing style is incredible. It's all over the place, in your face and that'd what makes it good

[@vanbes1]

Please review Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

[@halo3freak566]

Ranton. Every single one of your videos have been so hilarious. Your editing and humor is incredible I always laugh so hard watching your videos. You’re my current favorite content creator.

[@MemooHD1]

Am I the only one who’s afraid of hearing those Mickey Mouse giggles in the dark now ... that was unnecessarily scary lmao

[@Ligma500]

This is the best review ever. I keep coming back to rewatch it!

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Where is the new content Raton boooooooiiiiiiii we need ya

[@EyeGanGrowl]

my fucin god, dont stop love your work man

[@mandraaz]

Mit den Hitler Witzen kriegst du mich immer😂

[@foulXD]

naja hitler ist doch quasi ein witz :D

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Das richtigste witz ist nog immer Mueslinini.

[@matejcevnik7362]

Game end

[@xo9726]

Du hast ghosts als Hintergrund Bild geh dich verarschen 🤣

[@mandraaz]

Itz Yllw das Spiel war naja ich sage immer Besonders aber Der Schädel ist nice

[@mateusscartezini2428]

5:52 killed me

[@carmalone91]

17 minutes of epicness from Pepperoni. Thanks for entertaining us mate :)

[@jaegertwo-one9867]

Bruh, half of the reason i watch your videos, is to hear you mix german and english. I love it so much...

[@biggay5984]

11:21 was waiting for your to use this meme somewhere.

[@taurus7306]

How is this even possible for this channel to have only 230k subs? I mean everything is on point , humor , montage... Je comprend pas comment , c'est possible , et je ne comprend pas pourquoi un anglophone qui lache de smot en français me fasse autant rire.

[@Official_N1nJay]

Was laughing straight for 30 seconds after (höhö after) that "uff was ist passiert" part.. xD btw i love those connor clips

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He said "rapalaze rapalaze Suck on this HAZSELL" 🤣🤣🤣

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Broo the Donald duck skit you did was FANTASTICH RANTON🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE KZbinRS NOW!!!

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Where are you Ranton? We need and love your Content!

[@CBAR]

love the yongyea reference :D

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Lol, i immediately subscribed after one minute. You sir are amazingly funny

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Only KZbinr that gives me a laugh every time

[@sebu6831]

YongYea outro, microdosis of hit1er jokes, super good editing, german mixed with english. Ranton we love you, grüße aus Baden Württemberg !

[@resurgamviridisnitor7734]

*THIS IS HOW REVIEWS SHOULD BE DONE: CHANGE MY MIND*

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Ranton is an international treasure, must be protected and supported at all cost.

[@Isnogood12]

RIP Hitler (the actor from Untergang who launched all those memes died this week)

[@foulXD]

oh man :/ he played hitler very good....well that sounds wierd but you know what i mean. :D

[@ichmagvideos56]

Karl Lagerfeld?

[@Isnogood12]

@@ichmagvideos56 Bruno Ganz

[@ichmagvideos56]

Nein

[@toatrika2443]

@@ehrlichergobbler Oof. It seems this is a serious case of the "whooosh".

[@popoqc2185]

I just discovered you and I'm sad I've spent all those years on KZbin without being subscribed to you. I've rarely laugh like this you are amazing 👌

[@1982MaxPower]

in the first 5 minutes i laughed more then during the last 3 comedy "movies" on netflix. i have tears in my eyes. please make more videos

[@RalvinTY]

12:00 The president of the philippines got featured.

[@stracklyshot]

RALVIN!!!

[@RalvinTY]

Strackly! O: we rantoni lol

[@ianwood6438]

Never laughed so much at KZbin reviews genuinely funny guy :)

[@biscuit340]

Holy SHIT BALLS, this editing is awesome!

[@tubaina021]

Chicken Tandoori, man, killed me multiple times haha Damn this combat, felt so slow and floaty compared to KH2.

[@youdonegoofed]

That YongYea parody at the end, I fucking love you man

[@ObiWann90]

16:56 LMAO throwing shade at Yong Yea lol

[@Xavier-qy2lt]

If there was one channel I had to watch for the rest of my life on YT it’d be Ranton, fucking legendary, I never get tired of your vids.

[@NekroDynamics]

Review Anthem please. We need an honest review of that game for it's fun factor, not another developer/publisher rant about business practices and microtransactions. Deploy the Ranton!

[@justiceamw182]

Ya know, I used to think video reviews just weren't my thing until I came across your channel. Now I am complete like Rantoni Peperoni.

[@silvanam3804]

hahahaha you make me laugh so hard i dont even play video games but i still love watching your videos- you make my day hahaha

[@AsTheUniverseFades]

Even on multiple rewatches of your videos, this still has to be one of your best work!

[@zapsta3000]

Lmao the YongYea reference 😂😂😂

[@VincentHarold]

RIP Ranton. According to his twitter, he won't be doing game reviews anymore. Said from his tweets that a few games have severely demotivated him. But i'll still finish my Ranton YTP Project in honor of his great game reviews. Despite he ended his game review career, He still looks forward to my project.

[@smtnbad]

That hurts :(

[@adrianogrgic8842]

JEBIGA/10

[@kontikigamer6409]

Jebi Ga = Fuck it or fuck him

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

Ranton are you using serbian swear words now

[@xdplayerh.u.6961]

Les viandes, les desserts, LA RATA... Holy fuck, I'm Spanish and that killed me.

[@heverdiaz4630]

That ending XD

[@iorelsinge]

its so cool cause I'm french so I understand every single reference and joke that he does my favorite one yet is that "Vatos Locos, un por todos, Athéna me suce à Mykonos" outta nowhere in the Mortal Kombat reveiw

[@CarlTheSpud]

Where DMC5 Ranton!? New cerberus weapon has a staff!

[@matejcevnik7362]

Intro as good as ever again :)

[@elvin33994]

3:16 im dyingggg 😂😂😂

[@mort7987]

3:06 that logic reminds me of *INTOLERANZ*

[@yancydixon1217]

I miss material like this

[@mpredator1]

most underrated channel ever, i swear u deserve at least 1 mil subs

[@bigzachful]

Kingdoms Hearts 2 was Amazing to me and all my friends when we were 12, 13.

[@GoodGamer360]

I had to drop that shit, so boring.

[@aaronbozack830]

@@GoodGamer360 I really couldnt get behind the whole final fantasy and disney characters interacting with eachother it's just kinda ridiculous to me anyway

[@GoodGamer360]

@@aaronbozack830 It IS ridiculous, and the Winnie the Poo worlds? oh god

[@sarmale2613]

Beautiful review. And the editing is really bootiful. (Btw that APB shirt brings back loads of good memories). Do a review of APB stoopid.

[@milesocon3756]

"I went from optimist to autist and i can't go back.....shit" I spat all over my screen.

[@elitereptilian200]

Dude, you just keep getting better and funnier at this, never stop and thank you! I 👍

[@indranagarajan1020]

Man pls upload It’s been a month since you uploaded.

[@harryboi6441]

Ranton is the only dude on YT who gets me on the floor laughing every video

[@waynechinloy5827]

2:15 is amazing

[@teriyakigod2527]

The Kratos and Hercules reference had me crying

[@jibbersdelight1616]

I busted laughing just from the intro. It was really good 😂

[@HakunaYoTata]

You earned a new sub within 1 minute of the video :D

[@VisamlordAE]

4:05 watch this daily

[@omnio2043]

The editing is so good

[@Zakaria1426ah]

Mr rantoni pepperoni i have finally joined the blocked by ACG club

[@Abhishek-dj4on]

How did achieve this feat of greatness, teach me master.

[@Zakaria1426ah]

@@Abhishek-dj4on Yes of course son what i did is called him a ficker told him i fucked his mum and said he hailed Hitler all these powerful words combined was enough to get ACG to hate me for ever I regret nothing

[@itsapeacefullife201]

5:52 foreshadowing Matt Reeves' The Batman. As the prophecy foretold

[@Ganderlow]

I beat the entirety of Kingdom Hearts 3 without ever dying on my first playthrough. (Unless you count the inevitable and unavoidable death in the final boss fight) These games were always challenging, so that was a huge disappointment. I need to die in a videogame to make it feel more rewarding.

[@S.A.O.D.A]

Play the DLC

[@jonevarty2205]

Was it on normal or proud? Because when I was playing on normal, I never needed to use magic skills. With the exception of using healing magic, the attractions, team skills and keyblade transformation, I practically beat the game keyblade combat only and I only died once. It was only when I increased the difficulty to proud that I got that challenge

[@whoathere558]

Nice YongYea parody at the end there. Molto Bene!