The two of you are are nobility among us KZbin commoners.
@GothaBillsAndDeath7 жыл бұрын
A shaolin monk and a memelord in one thread. What a time.
@AdolfHitler-ud5sh6 жыл бұрын
Hey, Henrys come to see us.
@adamn50276 жыл бұрын
So, that's where the story begins.
@KentzHodiono6 жыл бұрын
To think this guy was a monk...
@raffviola6 жыл бұрын
Careful, he can kick our asses haha
@MoldyOog6 жыл бұрын
@@raffviola literally all 168 thousand of us.
@omarsameh50076 жыл бұрын
well before that he wasn't monk he was just normal american guy , which is why he has this social skills :P
@saint82576 жыл бұрын
A disciple, not a monk
@Mizukageize6 жыл бұрын
Buddhistic monk, mind you. And buddhists are people of humor.
@TheMissing87 жыл бұрын
Your videos are better than Angry Joe's and you put them out quicker than Angry joe all while holding down a job. Props, man. Your passion for doing this shows in each video.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
It’s because I cut sleep & food out of my life 😁
@nurtscurt25766 жыл бұрын
@@RealRanton ahhhh just like the shaolin temple ay?
@demian125 жыл бұрын
@@RealRanton du meinst "Fud" anstatt food? Also das deutsche Wort für *piep*
@chupetaparamahboy5 жыл бұрын
ma neme jeff
@itzshiori74034 жыл бұрын
Angry joe sucks at what he does
@alibalyemez14587 жыл бұрын
IGN be like : Bad Graphics Horrible Gameplay and Story Many Bugs 8/10
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
10/10*
@matejcevnik73625 жыл бұрын
9.1/10 MASTAHPECE
@crispnhollow73005 жыл бұрын
I know it’s an old comment but you might want add "it’s got something for everyone".
@Andysgal7974 жыл бұрын
And they hate good games have you seen their metro reviews?
@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky37334 жыл бұрын
This game raised the bar of the capability of games for me, the ammount of fucking detail and love that has been stuffed into this game made cum just explode out of my dick. Every fucking village has different people with all their own voices and all of them have their own lines or answers to questions. The world actually feels like the actual world. The roads are realistic, the nightime is realistic, the leaves on the ground are realistic, the animals are realistic its absolutely orgasmic
@clambert6087 жыл бұрын
ahah French people surrendering jokes never get old
@gastonjaillet95125 жыл бұрын
It's sad to see how pre ww2 the french were seen as pretty tough and fierce people and then... 1 lost war and their reputation is fucked for the next 50 years x)
@kissutyi23105 жыл бұрын
@@gastonjaillet9512 which lost war actually?
@Username-wj8pz5 жыл бұрын
@@kissutyi2310 WW2, although they didn't technically lose, since the Nazis were actually defeated.
@Nutellafuerst5 жыл бұрын
@@gastonjaillet9512 well they got slapped 1871 too and in ww1 they never wouldve survived even just 1914 let alone 1917 without the brits.
@Nutellafuerst5 жыл бұрын
@@LeNathDuNet you see, this is why it keeps being funny: because you guys keep getting triggered.
@edwin113737 жыл бұрын
Haha amidst all of your shenanigans, your review is actually very professional and fair. You gave credit where credit is due instead of mindlessly calling the whole game trash because of the things you didn't like. For a moment I thought you were a famous KZbinr because of the quality of your comical editing. You have a good future ahead of you on youtube. ^^
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man. Behind the fog of retardation I always try to actually do an in-depth and fair review. Glad u liked it 😊
@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy5 жыл бұрын
Da fak u mean, he's a famous youtuber
@sirdigsbytheteadrinker88675 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelMartinez-bz7fy are you joking?? Or did you not read the date
@filipferencak27175 жыл бұрын
1 year later and he is a big youtuber.
@AsTheUniverseFades4 жыл бұрын
@@filipferencak2717 mildly
@azawestie1237 жыл бұрын
I never laugh watching ‘comedy’ gaming videos. Except now. This is gold.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thank you 🙏
@BlindGuardianCz6 жыл бұрын
I lost it... at you can't be transgender and human xD xD
@Nahan_Boker946 жыл бұрын
Agreed...
@NoneRain_5 жыл бұрын
Ranton boi only speaks the truth
@ACCB7105 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Krystalmyth5 жыл бұрын
I sincerely doubt Ranton is doing anything other than comedy, less you want to call him a pedophile too. It's a joke. Most of you know at least one transperson, you might not even know they're trans. Which is for the best, apparently.
@NoneRain_5 жыл бұрын
@@Krystalmyth lol
@c1audius7 жыл бұрын
Really like your self awareness and self deprecating humour, also your faux racism, sexism, and knowing that half of your own jokes won't land is hilarious to me. You will be the next Angry Joe - keep it up
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man :) I like making fun of everybody, but mostly myself xD
@nhiamoua58166 жыл бұрын
He's not the next angry joe. He's the first and only Ranton.
@HO-os8ry6 жыл бұрын
Don't be sell out joe
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
Better than Angry Joe. AJ got boring and repetitive years ago.
@jimbomctimbo16103 жыл бұрын
Dude ranton blows angry Joe out of the water Joe is a whiny turd
@SirLantzXD7 жыл бұрын
Found my new favourite reviewer 🤙🤙🔥
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
zanks
@yandermomy7 жыл бұрын
wow this guy needs more views and subs
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thank you
@cynicalpsycho55745 жыл бұрын
He got them...
@brenito20925 жыл бұрын
So it is done
@CopaceticCFHMMA2 жыл бұрын
3 years ago he was 9,000, now he’s 1.3 million. What a true showing of how genuinely quality his content is.
@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn11 ай бұрын
This comment hasn’t aged well..
@carmalone917 жыл бұрын
First timer here. Thanks to kingdom come deliverance, I bumped into your video and this shit is hilarious. :D Subbed
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
welcome to the show!
@Oshikuru557 жыл бұрын
Wenn ich gross bin, will ich auch ein Ranton werden.
@pim19437 жыл бұрын
Ja, das traum ist sehr geil! Gut für dich! I haven't spoken or written German since the third year of high school (4 years), how did I do?
@inairutoseyen83277 жыл бұрын
Schoise wars, du madiger Omaschlüpparammler! Oda wie mei Großvadda sage würd: "Hasch 4 Jahre in de Arsch nablase, Kaggspast."
@retmarut44997 жыл бұрын
INAIRUTO seyen wie wahnsinnig erwachsen. Darf ich raten: 12 jahre alt?
@juliusmembrives9625 жыл бұрын
Help
@coffejoesmagic86925 жыл бұрын
Bin 100. Like lol
@joelrayfield64395 жыл бұрын
To think this dude had 9k a year ago, Jesus, that’s hella growth if I’ve seen it, these videos are fucking hilarious and I have to check into the Er cause I can’t breathe now
@danieldebilek70017 жыл бұрын
this game is 9/10 10/10 when bugs repaired but I didn't had any major bugs
@Tonytaru7 жыл бұрын
Daniel de Bílek lmfao??? 10/10 the combat is shit, the bugs are ridiculous, and it’s overall unpolished and incomplete. I’m so surprised ranton gave this shit game a 8. The only apparent good thing about it is the story... and even that supposedly didn’t end well. How does he figure an 8 and how do you figure a fucking 10?
@zephyrus12887 жыл бұрын
Antonio Pitts Look up the definition of the word “opinion”. You will be amazed.
@TheJrichert7 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous. It's a 5/10 at best. Stop lying.
@WolfhoundMercenary6 жыл бұрын
+TheJrichert "Stop lying"? It's his opinion. He did not even claim it as a fact. Don't you have anything better to do than being a sad sack of shit, getting angry and belligerent over other people's preferences? Grow up.
@WolfhoundMercenary6 жыл бұрын
+Daniel de Bílek It always amazes me how angry can people get over opinions. It's usually easy to single them out based on their suddenly aggressive and emotionally charged comments. xD
@andradaf207 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the intro :)))))
@trevrisd7 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are great. I have been looking for a review channel like yours. You are going to be one of the few to make it on KZbin.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thank you sir! 🙏 btw nice profile pic 😂
@recht_voor_zijn_raap55067 жыл бұрын
Whoever said that Germans nor Chinese people don't have humor needs to watch this video... Because both stereotypes are smashed to bits! 😂 Great video as always m8... Seriously ...you deserve way more subscribers.
@mostafaahmedibrahim25415 жыл бұрын
Who dafuack said that shit
@gsdfasdf87474 жыл бұрын
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 he just made up some random shit so he could make a joke
@hishamjalal90783 жыл бұрын
@@mostafaahmedibrahim2541 yeah i never heard that shit. what do race/ethnicity got to do with humor anyways.
@GhostLeadGaming2 жыл бұрын
and indian as well like where the hell he learns those crap but... its the best!
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
I swear you're the funniest guy on KZbin. The memes and edits are top notch. I love every video. Even the non memed ones.
@Barbarossahhh7 жыл бұрын
AHahah my sides I had to watch that intro at least a few times, your movements were so accurate with the game animations! Great review, your intro earned you another sub.
@MsRiqueman4 жыл бұрын
The only problem i had with the combat was that when there were multiple enemies it got crazy and unmanageable, switching between different enemies was weird and didnt work right, and they kept running at your face and got out of your vision, so if you didnt "kite" them, by running back and periodically fighting them one by one, it was impossible to deflect blows much less land combos and strikes. To me it was clear that the fighting was made to be about dueling, and in that sense it was awesome, but against multiple guys it was trash.
@panzhubnikaz73354 жыл бұрын
Well they wanted to do it realistic. Unfortunately realistic mean this
@gre82 жыл бұрын
I understand it was frustrating to fight more than 3 enemies at once, even at max skill level, but tbh, it is realistic. I remember one sword manual by a master swordsman of the middle ages actually saying that you should run if you found yourself against 4 enemies (implying you should be able to handle 3 at most). It is pretty realistic the way they surround you instead of just taking turns to get hit. I think the combat has some control issues, which would be more technical in nature, but design-wise, I really think they managed to come up with a very good system.
@partnermammoth25622 жыл бұрын
@@gre8 that's 4 trained dudes though you shouldn't struggle this much against 4 bandits who don't know wtf they are doing and have shit weapons and armour, especially when your basically a knight. Also, the difficulty was mostly because the lock-on was shit and you had to lock off and lock on a different enemy instead of switching between them like for honour. My biggest gripe with this game is despite how amazing some features were, there were many basic mechanics that are just lacking without any good reason like the archery that for some reason the character holds the bow down at his cock instead of near his eye and on top of that, there was no retical and the lockpicking which was just dumb and hard not because it had many different puzzles but simply unintuitive and fucking annoying some of these issues don't even make the game more realistic so there is no reason for them to exist which annoys me cuz this game had so much potential. I mean basic things like a compare menu when looting or better filters, actually exciting fight reactions these are all things that don't hinder realism
@the0skeptic Жыл бұрын
@@panzhubnikaz7335 yeah, sadly realism isn't always gonna be fun i mean look at yakuza shit is not realistic at all but it's so damn fun
@joshuabrandenburg8308 Жыл бұрын
That's the thing I loved about the combat lol. I have max combat stats and I still could very easily die from unarmed bandits if there's enough of them and I get grapple locked. Or the do multiple masterful strikes. Makes it to where it feels more realistic. I'm not op. I started as a blacksmith son and am an actual human who can easily die. I'm not an op demi god that has been in fights for 3,000 years and can take on 7 bandits like it's nothing. No matter what level I am I can get fucked up any moment. Makes the game better and adds to the roleplay of it in my eyes. Also made me better in combat. Instead of just spaming attacks when I found out at even max level I could die easily it made me memorize the actual combos and block and counter and do masterful strikers way better.
@pim19437 жыл бұрын
I've played this game for an unhealthy amount of time... 45 hours in 3.5 days. Usually I play 30 hours in 2 weeks! It was a great game, just buggy on PC unfortunately. Nice review mate.
@rundownaxe7 жыл бұрын
Pim Nelissen Same here. I could only name 5-6 other games that kept me playing for 10+ hours a day. Mass effect trilogy, witcher 3 and Fallout:NV.
@koreancowboy423 жыл бұрын
Played it on ps4 and its okish? But God damn late game is where it's better gameplay cuz early sucks and mid sucks.
@afromarco0055 жыл бұрын
this disturbed-stupify reference I love it!
@ouchanrrul15916 жыл бұрын
I almost died of laugh, one of the bests reviews I've seen so far. Subbed (Gotta love the accent)
@josejalapeno35944 жыл бұрын
Road to a million. Genuinely glad I came across ur channel a few months ago
@delothh7 жыл бұрын
The intro cracked me up, it's spot on
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁
@ndacostabest7 жыл бұрын
How have I not heard about your channel in the past? Literally had me crying AND you gave a good honest and unbiased review. Keep it up bro!
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man! Glad u liked it
@7Beltane7 жыл бұрын
That intro. Just found your channel looking for reviews to this game and I subbed for your sense of humor.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
glad u like it
@sion76515 жыл бұрын
11:29 that disturbed part was just fantastic!!^^
@KypForPresident5 жыл бұрын
I love it when he falls back into german, but is still speaking english. That cracks me up so much. Great channel, great review, subscribed and belled.
@ninjaboyo33704 жыл бұрын
When i got nothing to watch i always come back to your reviews nibah :D thanks for the insane amount of laughs bro
@weirdlyhungry7 жыл бұрын
The Hindi swears caught me off guard, haha! Subscribed!
@bullymaguire227 жыл бұрын
Probably the most well crafted video I've seen from you yet, keep up the fucking amazing work my love 😘😘
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
Thanks my love 😘😘
@Edge94045 жыл бұрын
Played this 2 years after release and had almost no bugs (just minor ones like an NPC getting stuck on a stair, fixed by pushing him out of the way). Great game.
@Dmc8417 жыл бұрын
It’s my first time Watching one of your reviews, very funny.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks
@harisjusic94096 жыл бұрын
The rap at the beggining was the funniest thing I watched in a while. Good job.
@zhrgci7 жыл бұрын
Discovered you with ur shaolin video... Ur so funny xd Im full chinese but live in the netherlands and cant speak chinese '-' Would you see me as a chinese or a fake chinese..? Cuz everyone is like: ur not a real Chinese man and im like: welp...okeh...
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
I see you as a youtube comment. (Which is the highest form of existence)
@zhrgci7 жыл бұрын
Ranton noice..!
@Artsificial7 жыл бұрын
you could book some chinese lessons from a white guy, they're getting quite good at it.
@wildrain86026 жыл бұрын
Your Chinese... To say you aren't would be disrespecting your awesome ancestors. But you could always go to China and maybe learn the language
@boi39875 жыл бұрын
my father was a gypsy so ur good
@brentstinebuck23497 жыл бұрын
No way you only have 10k subs. You're hilarious dude keep it up
@pastakitty19777 жыл бұрын
0:19 Nice to see the intros are getting better and better
@callumrhind8784 жыл бұрын
11:30 onwards is a great reference that I feel went over almost everyone's heads. Listen to Stupify by Disturbed, it's one of the few good songs they've made.
@AsTheUniverseFades4 жыл бұрын
I will pretend I didn't see the last part.
@callumrhind8784 жыл бұрын
@@AsTheUniverseFades Thanks, but I used to love one of their albums when I was younger and I now hate almost all of those songs. I'm definitely gonna look into more of their discography tho, rest assured.
@ragfarok5 жыл бұрын
11:28 Disturbed reference!! Ranton, you surprise me in every video you post. Good stuff, dude!
@raidermaxx23247 жыл бұрын
great review man, awesome charisma, while telling us important information.. awesome blend of humor and serious facts.. no fake news here..
@iowaclass56575 жыл бұрын
There is actually a perk that can reveal the person you’re talking to’s speech values from the beginning of the interaction. It’s really useful the further you get.
@thatbigave7 жыл бұрын
Holy hell this is the best review for the game on KZbin lol
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thank you :)
@reverendwartooth84704 жыл бұрын
The humble brag about nealy 10k subs...2 years later he's 10k away from 800k lol. Well deserved Ranton! I just got my Rantoni Pepperoni sweat shirt the other day 😁 Cheers to 1M subs in the near future!!
@Syndixal4 жыл бұрын
Baiklinyt kfhmietuberio?
@reverendwartooth84704 жыл бұрын
@@Syndixal uh... yeah. Totally! Could not have said it better myself 🤣
This is literally the first youtuber to make me laugh consistantly. I love you man. MACH WEITER SO! Jetzt guck ich mir erstmal all deine anderen Videos an.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
Cool! Freut mich, dass es dir gefällt und viel Spaß mit den anderen videos :)
@bbx2217 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I've watched from you (aside from the shaolin thingy) and i can honestly say that you're supposed to be at the top. My mind can't comprehend how you only have 11k subs. You definitely deserve more. And for the review, its absolutely correct.
@0292-q3l3 жыл бұрын
1 million subs later..
@dolphthegoatninja50387 жыл бұрын
But is it "buy it" or "wait till sale"?? 😏👌👌
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
I'm slowly getting triggered by this xD
@Artsificial7 жыл бұрын
if you want to complain now, you should have bought it yesterday.
@gregoryfox7255 жыл бұрын
Its on sale on ps now. Should i buy it?)
@tylerzaborowski45775 жыл бұрын
why did i never catch the reference from In Bruges at 8:34!
@charliecoyle18694 жыл бұрын
Soooo late to the party but I just noticed that too, great film. "YOU RETRACT THAT STATEMENT ABOUT MY CUNT FUCKING KIDS!"
@tylerzaborowski45774 жыл бұрын
@@charliecoyle1869 the movie is totally underrated. One of my favorites
@SheepAmongG.O.A.T5 жыл бұрын
I was totally blown away by this game. Never would have given it a chance if it weren't for gamepass, I mean, how good can it be without any magic or monsters? How wrong I was. From it's depth, gameplay mechanics, to a story that completely kept my attention....just blown away. Good thing most of the bugs were gone by the time I got to it. Ending was the biggest cliff hanger ever though. I thought I was going into finally getting to the initial point of the game and all of a sudden the game was done. I was like wtf?
@ashaundrebennett99804 жыл бұрын
2 yrs later (2020) got this game free on epic games and it’s been amazing. All of the bugs were fixed (never ran into one), combat felt hard but very good after learning how it works (imo), lock picking feels 10x easier with the new look/ mechanics, You can compare items in your inventory. Overall this game is gold. The only real problem I had was my computer having a stroke after running this game for more than an hour, not even gta heats up a computer that fast.
@thepancakemann2 жыл бұрын
lol thanks for this comment. Saved my 1 fan computer from having a meltdown with this thing. I figured it would be more polished by now, but it's really not worth it considering the limited time I have to game these days. If I have to install 3 more fans to run this, I think I'll pass.
@ManarKazi7 жыл бұрын
THE funniest reviewer I've ever watched. Five seconds in and I'm already dying laughing. Love you bro! Always watching your vids! Notification squad for Daddy Ranton! 🤘🏽
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
love ya man! Glad ur enjoying it 🙏
@abel81304 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this old videos until Ranton uploads a new video??
@doktorwollknaul4437 жыл бұрын
damn, first five minutes and u earned a sub. neat video style brudi
@skye_music4 жыл бұрын
7:11 Thank me later
@mako_happy4 жыл бұрын
hot
@StormOfSpades6 ай бұрын
it is later, i am thank you now. im a tit man in an ass mans world smh
@matijabjelic45384 жыл бұрын
8:30 Omg i just got the In Bruges reference 😂😂😂
@ELKHABOTEAnouarSantino7 жыл бұрын
Great review . Just a little correction in the details of emotions at 5:50 the first one is related to speech (l'éloquence) not charisma in other word "intelligence", the second one most likely (charismatique ou bourgeois ) is related to charisma , and the last one threatening related to strenght (la force). However your outfit impact a lot on this stats .
@bonzaipeter5 жыл бұрын
You are truly a new legend for me !! You should get an award for lowering down the suicide numbers and delivering insane laughts ... i this video alone i was on the edge of my pen.. ..TEARS RANTON TEARS.. from squit.. LAUGHTING RANTON LAUGHTING :) i fell in love.. all people should find out about you like i did from the Shaolin BBC documentary and then your Shaolin life videos.. and then clickking on what you have else in your content.. if they are people with humor in theyr heart and mind.. they will love you allso as i do.. if not.. FOOOKK THEEEMMMM (in Connors voice ofcourse). Respect from a new Slovak Fan !
@f.tushar7 жыл бұрын
Found your Channels few days ago and subscribed already. Great video dude.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man! Welcome to the channel 😃
@xx_pussyslayer69_xx955 жыл бұрын
Rantoni knows Metal, I’m so proud. Stupify is a great song
@samuelberghuvud55274 жыл бұрын
Man rewatching this again and then "9000 subscribers" yeah now times that by 100 (Srsly congrats dude, and keep up the good work)
@DonPeppone4 жыл бұрын
Watching this when you actually know german puts it on a whole other level. Love it.
@13kaxno134 жыл бұрын
this is great! I dont just go around LOVING youtubers, some of them are cool and all but, man! Ranton is the SHIIIIIIIT! rantoni is the MAAAN! there are all the other cool youtube guys, and theres Ranton, he is authentic street nigga!
@kingtee41997 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this review before i consider buying ❤️
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
well, I hope I could help you out :)
@marlondeanclift5 жыл бұрын
If Lo Wang had a KZbin channel... I'm so glad I found Ranton
@BIOSHOCKFOXX4 жыл бұрын
That intro...nailed every video game ever.
@kevinh32382 жыл бұрын
Bro yt kinda fucked up giving me chinese ads because I watch Ranton
@kenai84454 жыл бұрын
For me as an historical european martial artist, this is just a real beautiful game. The fighting is so wonderful. And the clothes are also fucking great.
@lonkster6 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this channel blew up for good reason too. This channel is fucking amazing
@cycloidcyclone5 жыл бұрын
When you said immersive I actually thought that i was watching a MxR video...
@pwixell71134 жыл бұрын
Bcuz the protagonist name is Henry
@waluigi3566 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this was actually addressed in the video, but Bohemia is now the Czech Republic.
@kevinhulk17 жыл бұрын
Wow amazing video. First review i've seen on the game and diferently from places like ign or acg i actualy understood what the game is about.good job MANG!!!!
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
THAAAAAAAAAANKS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
@zainahmed80186 жыл бұрын
WHY TF I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS CHANNEL🤣🤣 A really chill and modern monk with a good sense of humour playing games, and giving reviews. Life complete. Subbed!
@heyjulzdontmakeitbad9 ай бұрын
So fucking hype for KCD2.
@stifler71237 жыл бұрын
Oh mann, ein halb Chinese/halb Deutscher der guten englisch sprachigen Kontent macht? So einen Diamant von Kanal findet man auch nur ein mal alle paar Jahre (bevor er populär wird). Als Ich mit dem Video fertig war und auf deinem Sub - Count blickte war Ich extrem geschockt. Ich hätte minimum mit 50K gerechnet xD Du bist die perfekte Mischung aus Idubbz und AltF4Games! Btw. Ich finde es super, dass du international KZbin betreibst, denn hier in Deutschland wird guter Kontent anscheinend nicht mehr geschätzt. Da muss man nur einen Blick auf die Klickzahlen von InANutshell oder BeHaind werfen! Außerdem feierst du Sun Diego, macht dich nur noch sympathischer (auch wenn Ich die Zeile anders in Erinnerung hatte) 😄 Falls du mal irgendwann Fame wirst (was du bei hoher Wahrscheinlichkeit wirst, bei dem Kontent) wollte Ich nur noch diktieren, dass Ich, Stifler, dein erster Deutsch - Pakistanischer Zuschauer bin! also -> vergiss mich nicht xD
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
haha, geil! Freut mich, dass du mein shizzel feierst. Hab lang gebraucht um bis hier her zu kommen aber die arbeit ist es auf jeden fall wert :)
@Toygains7 жыл бұрын
The game is both brilliant and shit at the same time.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
In a weird way, yes :D
@blee045245 жыл бұрын
Lmao so accurate
@koreancowboy423 жыл бұрын
Agreed brilliant and shit at the same time indeed
@lookathatdingo3356 жыл бұрын
This channel is hidden gem. I have never come out of a review with a clear mind until I found your content. The way you manage to blend comedy into the review rather than throwing it around is sooooo satisfying. And also your obsession with 1945. And Shit. And sex.
@corosity54697 жыл бұрын
best reviews
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man
@RipperMaggoo5 жыл бұрын
Just watched your Total war Three kingdoms video and thought it was hilarious but before I subbed I needed to make sure that it wasnt a fluke and that all your content was great. Needless to say I am now subscribed.
@Leon-oc4em4 жыл бұрын
6:00 I always thought that was a feather.
@amini0116 жыл бұрын
Love this guy, I can see the channel growing big in the future.
@Kickex5 жыл бұрын
In Bruges. One of the best movies ever made
@adambaughman95795 жыл бұрын
The In Bruges reference got me. Luv dis
@samaelmusic4 жыл бұрын
15:54 more reviews like this, please I beg you
@Loriethalion Жыл бұрын
That intro was fucking GOLD! EDIT: Like this whole video XD They also fixed a lot of the main complaints you had about it :) At least by the time i played this game a few years ago I didn't come across as much of the problems you had and I could do things you said you couldn't, like compare items.
@mdawggaming79085 жыл бұрын
2:10 I'm glad it's not just the British who constantly bully the French
@Mikesman10005 жыл бұрын
Rantan being calm, for over 1 min. WOW
@harstenstahl13675 жыл бұрын
I played 120 h and still didn’t finish the main story, but I have all DLCs
@gregkral44672 жыл бұрын
I love how much you love this. I got for computer, never had ever a single issue at all, even loved controller rahter than arrow keys etc. Miss doom 1 though, but this was so immersive, was so damn fun.
@DruanCalPard7 жыл бұрын
Ass allways, top content. Keep the reviews cuming!
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
They will keep cumming as long as I do too
@LilBih056 жыл бұрын
@@__asher__ nah bro that's straight af
@futaba_aa56487 жыл бұрын
I remember when just I few months ago I was the 500 somethingth subscriber. Congrats on 9k Ranton!
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much 🙏
@Issa.2nd7 жыл бұрын
Yo I have a question,how much can u relate chi with dragon ball z,please do answer
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Issa.2nd7 жыл бұрын
Well what’s the relation?
@jayvonwebb48645 жыл бұрын
I love how at just 9k subs this guy put so much effort and love into his videos. That's why you have 400k today
@ripoutyourprejudice7 жыл бұрын
"Just like your moms missing teeth, it's a missing feature" OMG I had to stop watching and catchu my breathu :))).
@thijsdeboer3894 жыл бұрын
Damn 9K 2 years ago, reached 727K now, well deserved my dude
@sadasdsa2757 жыл бұрын
Ich schwör alter, these videos are so memey I love it. Cancer is fun.
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
I live for the memes #Sad
@punkpacarola7 жыл бұрын
Dude your reviews are so funny and complete at the same time. Keep rocking
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
fo' sho' dawg
@Grohn20007 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’ve ever rewatched a game review several times! I just can’t stop laughing and at the same time I’m amazed by the fact that you have been able to deliver a serious review with so much comedy mixed in. I’m looking forward to the future of your channel. 😎👍🏻
@RealRanton7 жыл бұрын
thanks man. That makes me very happy. Which one is your favorite joke? I get tunnel vision sometimes so its important to know which jokes land :)
@nophoria7 жыл бұрын
Ranton I've watched it a few times myself, there's a lot of great skits in there lol. The "harrrdcore" part was hilarious. The man part at 6:44 was so so. I also liked the part about not finding unique loot and you understood it but it didn't do it for you. Just a lot of well delivered lines. Seems like it comes naturally with how many great parts you have in a single video.
@Grohn20007 жыл бұрын
It's hard to say which one is my favorite because I think that you where consistently hilarious. Although the "you can't be transgender and human" joke made me pause the video because I was laughing so hard. Overall you completely nailed the comedy in this one according to me. :D