Assassin's Creed Odyssey Review - YOU ARE PREPARED!

[@Shmolty]

Holy shit the amount of effort put into this video is astounding man. Made me laugh out loud multiple times. Well done!

[@mr.angryman3599]

Shmolty I thought this was a cuck free zone

[@RealRanton]

Thanks man! Glad u enjoy it 😊

[@ChippyDubbo]

Hey Shmolty, is Dom

[@Kushfury]

Damn you told him hahaha

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[@osnisida]

German and German accent✅ French accent✅ Italian accent ✅ Russian accent✅ Japanese (fooken weeb) ✅ Chinese transition music✅ A shaolin monk and a gamer✅ Porn enthusiast ✅ Spicy meme boi ✅ What more can you ask for?

[@abdallahabdi6217]

Dan amazingly accurate

[@WebnewsCelebrities]

this man is soooooo capable

[@glitch4850]

13:45 Dont forget arabic when he said sharmoot and kahba lol 😂

[@zainahmed8018]

*He's the youtuber we do not deserve, but the youtuber we need*

[@v.t1947]

MORE MEME

[@pano3410]

I like how the Greek "translation" of the sections were just curses in Greek.

[@pano3410]

God I love this channel.

[@Πάρης-ζ2θ]

Auto

[@A.A.A.G]

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Malaka😅

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Well if I remember correctly filthy Frank used the same sections except in Japanese

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some say: how does this guy have a wife me: how does this guy not have 3 wifes

[@zenxpopo2116]

Right

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Correct my friend

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wives*

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Cuz he ain't Muslim, dem. Nigga get 4

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clover harvest you can have up to 4 wives but that is not necessary, if you want to live with one you can live with one.

[@misternacho5774]

05:13 my favourite bit about this whole video

[@Jamplays592]

the cut outs at the end are perfect xD

[@timwalsh7535]

Yeah same

[@kowelao]

Me too, The part where he drools though hahahaha XDDDDDDD

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Literally had me crying lmaooo

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The most underrated channel on KZbin.

[@RealRanton]

thank you

[@aaa00705]

I though you wrote 'uneducated' xD

[@supasf]

Ranton give the man a heart!

[@aashirmeeran8627]

Honestly

[@jaikovvuri5530]

I whole heartedly agree

[@D3vious113]

Okay so I was just looking around but I only saw the Shaolin videos. I was NOT PREPARED for the level of shenaniganery going on here. "Long story snort" freaking killed me.

[@sampleshrimp]

Thirsty? No problem, have a diet *spear*

[@user-xt7jq8qp9x]

LOL how this have no comment so many like s

[@Takkip]

2:03 „You jump on a boat but no tiger“ lmao that pi reference

[@wafflestomper9198]

"You can climb anything and by anything i mean 4 skin" Im dead 😂😂😂😂

[@Jyeoi]

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[@jx4219]

That triggered me since i was forcefully genital mutilated.

[@DravicPL]

@@jx4219 Nobody asked, get over yourself.

[@nikiforofski]

@@DravicPL ok but did i ask bruh

[@Guy25096]

Jx42 so was i... when i was born... it’s called circumcision...

[@AuraPr0ductions]

Why are you the most entertaining reviewer on the planet.

[@volatile69]

Even better than dunkey?

[@nathantwomey9239]

Straight up was gonna say this myself

[@volatile69]

@@nathantwomey9239 not even close babyyy

[@nathantwomey9239]

PotatoCato straight up baby, who is this dunkey donkey you talk about anyways

[@TechInspected]

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[@popeinater]

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[@davidyo7598]

Exactly! But sadly, in this age, to be big star you have to be politically correct or you are branded as heretic for having different opinion

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From a BBC documentary poping up in the recommended to one of the best game reviews channels. noice

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Thomas was a good man

[@sheriffofnottingham4503]

I know, I didn't deserve that

[@JumJumGames]

The bounty on the head joke made me laugh *WAY* more than it should have.

[@ITsJustMeLeo]

Hey what are u doing here?

[@hendray7971]

Same

[@TheTwestone]

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[@zenxpopo2116]

Ikr

[@BigMarcello100]

God: So what language would you like to speak? Ranton: Yes

[@KlingonGamerYT]

never rush your reviews there gold..... congrats on 100k subs

[@RealRanton]

100K? I wish boi :D

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[@thegombie]

gay

[@ravagethelegend6217]

I cant believe im being called gay by some dude who plays world of digimon

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[@acenull0]

Ravage TheLegend I agree

[@adamkondracki3201]

5:18 LEGEND

[@DrakamLeRouge]

I'm a french guy and the "Zeus ma bite" part made me sneeze my coffee.

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What it mean

[@Insight16718]

What does it mean

[@DrakamLeRouge]

Zeus sounds a lot like suce wich means suck in baguette, so he used it to say suck my dick basicaly. The editing made this even better.

[@TheTantanski]

3:50 "untill it splits like a shpagat" shpagat is split in Russian, "split like a split" *GENIUS*

[@pixel12yearsago35]

XP101 in german to

[@angrybanana5476]

Same in sweden

[@robsche1337]

When you are male and mage a schpagat in Germany you hurt your balls. Not good :(

[@atropa6053]

it means rope or twine in czech

[@sangitasarminkatun7335]

Who in the name of A L A B A M A H O T P O C K E T

[@masa1888]

RIP Thomas

[@sharminahmed7467]

@Thomas Daniel Campbell No no you shouldn't

[@d00qr25]

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[@vsauce4964]

Yall are late

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That’s how I found him too

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16:05 though. Such a great scene.

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Mom: go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid 5:13

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[@RealRanton]

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[@jonathan6855]

time for the acg hunt. ill edit the comment when i find him EDIT: so i was watching the first half thinking to myslef: wow, he really stepped his game up this time. i might need to rewatch it to find acg, and then his head was on goat in the center of the fucking frame for 5 seconds. as a wise man once said... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. what do you mean i should just watch the video and have fun? there is no such thing as fun.

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Food review

[@itzsk8911]

Here have a diet ah- SPEAR

[@eduardoalexandrias2841]

Man i swear to you that when i was reading your comment he said that

[@itzsk8911]

Eduardo Alexandrias lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itzsk8911]

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Hello, my name is FAHNENFLUCHT, VERRAT! 5 seconds in and I'm already having trouble breathing 😂

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Crip Killer pilum*

[@nowhy4001]

I didnt get it. Can you please explain it?

[@chocamocha4541]

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Who in the name of *A L A B A M A H O T P O C K E T*

[@Kabber08]

Ranton, ganz ehrlich mich interessieren 90% von den Spielen die du reviewst null, aber dein Humor und editing ist einfach der Hammer und ich Waffel mich immer weg xD

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Waffle brine shrimp cooter rot shitytit pickle rike...

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Duitsland - Holland 0-3 😀🇳🇱

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[@stewie7836]

Being a Greek 16 year old, I really enjoyed this game, specifically seeing all those people, events and places I've learned so much about in school come to life.

[@MrEarthshaker]

what a juicy review, well done Rantoni

[@RealRanton]

thanks!

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My new favorite youtuber, god this guy is great

[@q8satan]

17:33 his laughter is stuck in my head 😖I’m going to make it my ringtone 😃

[@Tonhugo5]

7:44 actually sounds like khabib

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because he impersonated khabib

[@someguy315]

Yup

[@lilcamel2156]

I’m never actually here for the explanation of the games I’m just here because of the Funny ass edits👌🏿👌🏿

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This is the real KZbin, where people actually have fun while making content.

[@Morigren]

Liking before the video even *starts*

[@ofgonen4716]

everytime

[@RealRanton]

Appreciate that !

[@onejediboi]

12:20 you can find that eye in the world by killing a goat😂 it's so rare and I found it

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my gf at the time found it before i did 😭

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6:07- i swear you are gonna make me pop a blood vessel for laughing too hard

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FAX!💀😂

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[@RealRanton]

thanks!

[@tylere1229]

16:05 cover your eye's 🙈

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Too late...he got me And laughed in my face ...

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I absolutely love that laugh 😂😂

[@yasuo977]

When he said "sharmoot" and "ahba" at 13:50 I fckin lost it 🤣🤣 I laughed so hard. (those words are Arabic btw)

[@yasuo977]

@Nazim Dean its used typically in egypt and its better you not know it...

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[@TheCleber96]

Not playing Griechischer Wein at least once. Absolutely disgraceful!

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Ranton vid. Comes out life on pause.

[@maltherasmussen5198]

0:55 My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is saved.

[@Πλήθων-ο4θ]

I cracked up with the greek translations

[@pixelpassion655]

Malaka!

[@Syndixal]

Irish boys unite

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7:30 he just absolutely styled on him.

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I cracked when he said call the cops.. i sill cant move on😂😂

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3:43 I got that one.

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Who didn't, some lowlifes

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Username checks out

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[@ian2182]

5:08 made me laugh my ass off especially seeing how many takes it had

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Oh mann die ganzen Einspieler ,das ist einfach nur köstlich und versüsst mir den Tag. Lange nicht mehr so gelacht! Danke Mann ^^

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Love that laughter. 16:01 !!!

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"Oh, you thirsty here have a diet - SPEAR!!!" LOL 😂 I'm crying 😂😂1:37

[@gamerdude1632]

Finally an Odyssey review I agree with.

[@rroussis]

I dont write comments often but this is the best review I have ever watched!!! Too good!!!

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Probably the funniest reviewer on KZbin 🤣

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“I’m not saying it involves ‘child labor’ but it totally does!” 😂 that got me

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11:17 gay in greek

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Ναι, το ξέρουμε lmao

[@sony9128]

You know the song that plays before that part

[@JacaboBlanco]

"they are rather black and white" Shows black npc 😂

[@RealRanton]

that actually wasnt intentional lol

[@JacaboBlanco]

@@RealRanton 😂 well I laughed nonetheless

[@JimPavlou]

8:16 HAD ME WEEK 😂😂IM GREEK AND THAT MEANS VAGINA😂didnt even except that coming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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[@RealRanton]

Thank you! That means a lot 😘

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[@radeknaprstek1364]

13 hours in and loving it so far. The graphics are amazing but I cannot shake the feeling that Origins looked better. I really love the way AC has evolved. Btw Great and funny review as always.

[@MrPainterboy69]

Radek Náprstek ya the HDR in particular is not as good

[@radeknaprstek1364]

@@MrPainterboy69 Yea, but rock textures seem worse too and the grass could also be more dense but I don't wanna nitpick. It looks great overall.

[@xXFeralArtsXx]

Radek Náprstek Nah AC2 - AC Revelations and then after AC Black Flag were the best games. All after black flag were cancer, lost feeling of AC. This game feels like just a greek game or some shit not assassins creed.

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UFC 229 references on point

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0:11 Impressive

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5:10 THANK ME LATER

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how the hell did you learn to pronounce arabic swears

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Ahmad Jamal he is or was living in germany, even germans learn arabic swear words from all the arab and turkish people living here.

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Lol he is speaking straight facts =D

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It's gonna be an extremely hard challenge to compare who's better, Dunkey or you. Both of you are bascially perfect reviewers

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er ist deutscher lol ?

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@@philiphepper5589 er ist in Deutschland geboren und das ist seine Hauptsprache

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[@lukehynes3508]

Ayy so close to 800k cmon Rantoni

[@paulward9038]

I don’t know why I’ve watched this same review four times