Rap Critic: No Brainer - DJ Khaled ft. Justin Bieber, Chance the Rapper, and Quavo.

[@RapCritic]

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[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!

[@MareCat31]

Rap Critic rip on justin bieber more,please!

[@queboscott9904]

Rap Critic The KZbinr Blackyspeakz actually Made a Video about what Dj Khaled does, i think He only bring's people togheter and comes Up with some ideas No production and hard work

[@jupitertrolley3330]

Justin Bieber looks like he ate an entire weed dispensary.

[@briankazinduka2385]

Rap Critic You kind of over analyze in my opinion

[@datjuanguy1708]

This song could be called I'm the two

[@NebulousNova]

lol

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

*we

[@hecatrice2064]

One 2

[@gyui1091]

This joke is still relevant to this day

[@crispyak1227]

I'm the second

[@zero1188]

sound like the kids bop version of im the one

[@TheNadroj10]

Accurate

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Accurate, except for some PG-13 lyrics like "I blow the brains outta ya mind". Quavo's line makes Pat Monahan's "Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brain" line sound subtle.

[@jacobmeza8059]

And Im the One already sounds like the kidz bop version of another song

[@TheNadroj10]

Jacob Meza that is also true, anything with justin on it sounds like The watered down kids bop version of what it should be anyways

[@Delishamills45]

Loool

[@axelveelogan9108]

I'd say that making Beiber jokes is low hanging fruit, but when he's dressed like that you kinda can't ignore it.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

He's not worthy--he's not worthy? :P

[@michelm3525]

He fr look like a young Frank Gallagher 💀💀💀

[@kamartb3588]

Rap critic ditched his iconic hat for his iconic Afro

[@SenorGnar]

Phillysports_2000 looking more and more like my uncle every vid

[@BlueBeetle1939]

How long before the hat comes back just placed lightly on top of the fro?

[@TortoiseMaximus]

probably trying to distance himself from the nostalgia critic given his current reputation

[@talktozay]

It IS the same song, and they knew what they were doing. lol

[@arianag.5148]

It’s the same song but without Lil Wayne saying he’s the best rapper but his best is yet to come.

[@davidalaxanian6511]

pls end me he's still looking for somebody but not just any fucking body

[@brisk0333]

Juve Boy She hit him up all day get no response

[@lordofgiovanni]

pls end me to be fair he was right. Dedication 6 WAS yet to come

[@mr.lawson5753]

lordofgiovanni you ruined it.

[@UntitledNameGangIsTouringAmmos]

Its like DJ Khaled told Chance that he had to put his sons name in the song or else he cant be in it. and Justin Beiber is honestly becoming Joe Dirt.

[@KhayJayArt]

Untitled Name Gang HOW DARE YOU TSLK ABOUT JOE DIRT THAT WAY!!!

[@the_gratefulgamer]

Yeah he's no Joe Dirt. More like james mud

[@DoctorWhoKage]

Who is Joe Dirt?

[@SW23252]

Oh, thank god, I wasn't the only one who thought he's starting to look like a bargain bin David Spade.

[@tylershaina1890]

I feel like this a good reminder that even when it seems like Rap Critic is being lighter at times, he still is ready to roast a bad tune when he hears it

[@KylaTea]

That’s Bieber? I thought that was Macaulay Culkin.

[@doughboydevito4529]

Kyla Tea Holy shit, he really does look like older Macaulay Culkin

[@georgiastandup7212]

You guys give up or thirsty for more?!

[@jantzenwodehouse5293]

,😂🤣😂

[@wesleywinklaar]

Doughboy Devito he looks exactly like him

[@lemon-mint2700]

Surprised? They both look like they've been through hell... I honestly don't think Justin is long for this world if he continues to deteriorate like that.

[@iheartjackieyes]

"No Brainer"? Is this about DJ Khaled not going down on the ladies?

[@CaitCher]

JackieGoOutside then his wife really hasn't been giving him any lately lol

[@girlinthebasement8169]

I knew I didn’t like him for some reason

[@noego3126]

👏👏👏

[@nxbis]

This comment’s presence is critical.

[@heymistercarter.]

You know, it’s like Khaled got all the people together for this song (which is literally all he does), then Lil Wayne called and was like: “Yo Khaled! Forget someone here?” “Yea, you kinda had the worst verse in the last song with Justin, Quavo, and Chance, so why don’t you sit this one out buddy?” “But I thought you need the Best Music, and I’m the Best Rapper Alive!” “Do people even say that about you anymore? And don’t you have Tha Carter V to work on? And weren’t you planning on retiring or something? And are you even still relevant anymore?” “Uhhhhhh...” “Anyway, I gotta record this song and creepily hang over my son now, have a nice day!” At least that’s how I imagine it.

[@TheNadroj10]

Funny I thought Wayne had the best verse on im the one

[@Cykelpump33]

That's a bit rough man. Wayne has been suffering from addictions and been having to hospital several times. Carter V is nothing but a hoax, even Wayne knows that. But he keeps on trolling about it for desperate attention. An retirement would be the best option imo

[@winner78222]

Furry Scythe yeah retirement and rehab is the best option.

[@KStreak]

Furry Scythe Trolling? He was settling a court case that started in 2015 against birdman for unpaid money he was owed and to get out of his contract that had birdman delaying his album and universal not letting him release it. He just won the case june of this year.

[@khoshekh5668]

Realistically, none of them are relevant. Arguably, they were never actually relevant.

[@inugamidalton8270]

Unless Quavo is making reference to the Jungian concept of ego suicide (I highly doubt it), that line is just... baffling.

[@doughboydevito4529]

Inugami Dalton I mean, he's paints and has a stuffed pigeon on his shoulder, so you know he's an expert on Jungian philosophy

[@inugamidalton8270]

Doughboy Devito Well, Jung was a psychologist, but other than that you make complete sense.

[@doughboydevito4529]

Inugami Dalton Lol I'm behind on my psychology knowledge apparently (Edit: Including how to spell the word "psychology")

[@NikhilSharma-ug1rx]

Ahh Quavo, a famous proponent of psychodynamic theory

[@Zcumgod]

Justin went from tween popstar to soundcloud rapper

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MTdaBlacking]

Living the dream...?

[@isaiahadams1996]

He looks more like a hippie

[@erikdaniels0n]

I swear they only added that Mama line in on Quavo’s verse because Migos ad-libing the word MAMA is basically a meme now

[@BHOPDaMaestro]

The creative process behind No Brainer: copy and paste. Only thing they did different was not include Lil Wayne.

[@darcybriannatyler]

My question is why was the word booty censored? That makes no sense.

[@crazyluigi6664]

The KD Crew Because God?

[@Comedicgeek16]

Chance the Father

[@tylershaina1890]

It's actually "I can make that pussy applaud", which honestly is an even worse line reminiscent of that one line from Best I Ever Had

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

No love for pirates.

[@saxyrep1]

HYBRIDZ HQ Good one !

[@Boonslayer]

"Does DJ Khaled do anything?" I've been wondering that for years.

[@galarthenry1450]

😭😭😭

[@kenterminateddq5311]

lol Justin Bieber looks like the secret lovechild of Garth and Jake Paul. Plus, when I heard Quavo's "I blow the brains outta yo mind" line, I was like "WTF?". I hope he didn't mean that literally on a "romantic song". Figuratively, it wouldn't made sense neither because the previous line is about asking her why she's been waiting for a long time.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

kenterminatedbygoogle Garth Brooks or Garth from Wayne's World...?😂

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Michael Berthelsen, WAYNE'S WORLD!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!!

[@olivermarijuanajones5041]

Hacks, all talent-less Hacks. That this is considered Hip hop is an insult to anyone with even an ounce of credibility. That anybody from this scene takes Justin Beiber seriously is directionally proportional to how big a a soul-less sell out that they've become, to how big the check they were cut... This kinda shit would embarrass MC Hammer it's so Goddamn phony...

[@FranciscoDiaz-vf7mc]

‘He’s supposed to be the pretty boy super star, why does it look like he’s about to deliver my pizza?!’ -Rap Critic this made me laugh lmao

[@newinflux447]

They repeated the same song, yet in I'm the one they say 'fucking' yet in No Brainer the word booty is censored... can someone explain that to me? Was it just too close to a line about god?

[@YomiAderin]

At this point, I consider him the Nick Fury of rap.

[@x_8643]

Holy crap that's actually a brilliant metaphor 👍

[@WippleNut]

But Nick Fury still has a kill count, and resources, training, a hulk, and it probably helps that he's Samuel L. Jackson (that always helps).

[@YomiAderin]

Krist Stevens Who needs a Hulk? Khaled has a Kendrick!

[@WippleNut]

Alex Wilder damn, I completely forgot that they worked together, lol

[@YomiAderin]

Krist Stevens Twice

[@johnw2984]

I wonder how god feels about that “booty applaud” line from Chance.

[@jackyoh971]

It look so much the same at first I thought you reupload the critic of ''I'm the one ''

[@monadoboy9670]

Dude, Beiber looks like a stoner in this video

[@CaitCher]

Are you saying he wasn't already?

[@glennburns7898]

Dude, like, totally.

[@jimllc]

A. I don't think Bieber has given a damn since Purpose. B. I'm starting to realize how much I actually didn't mind I'm the One's hook. Still better than the Maria Maria remix.

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Josh Spicer Wild thoughts was an earbleed.

[@NoFace-Killah]

Why does Bieber kinda look like Joba from Brockhampton now?

[@fisk8804]

No Face Killah I was just thinking lmao they both need a haircut bad

[@UntitledNameGangIsTouringAmmos]

How did I not see this before?? accurate.

[@johnw2984]

Nah, JOBA is cuter.

[@saxyrep1]

"So was your song about God ?" "Bitch make dat ass clap." I died 😂

[@AliKhan-iu5yk]

I was waiting for him to react at that asahd line from chance 😂😂

[@mikalokasso]

That feeling when Justin Bieber is uglier than you. It's a shame I'm still poor tho

[@TxWIll]

ahahaha that shot of chance confused and khaled in the background is killin me

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

He ALSO needs to seriously give up on that weak-ass attempt at a moustache... I had a semi-decent one at 14. If he still can't grow one, just give up, dude...

[@MrListless]

Moustache/beard implants are a thing..

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

3 things ive learned; 1. DJ Khaled doesnt do much of Anything 2. JB is Still a thing 3. Chance The Rapper has no dignity left.

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Romy Taylor Im still trying to come to terms with that. Not taking it very well

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Romy Taylor I suppose

[@thatisaduck]

who the fuck is romy taylor

[@wyattcorbin1629]

I can’t remember when it was said, but DJ Khaled is the oddly popular wedding DJ of music.

[@Xebecs]

I deliver pizzas. I look like Justin Bieber. Sweeeeet.

[@johnoneil9188]

Serious question, does DJ Khaleed actually do anything? RC brought up a good point, does he just pop up in songs and videos, yells his name and hopes he is still relevant in some way? And is what Justin looks like what girls are into these days? I mean, he was never that super good looking (at least not to me) but yeah, he looks like he drives pizzas....not that that isn´t a valuable profession. Everybody loves pizza.

[@SteeZy644]

John O ́neil I assume he’s the curator of the artist team-ups which explains how he gets 5 different artists on a track together

[@ace-smith]

He's also a producer.

[@khoshekh5668]

ZodiacKillahhh So he’s essentially a trash collector.

[@SteeZy644]

Khoshekh566 I think he gets some gems every once in a while but to each their own

[@JellyBeanFarm]

He gets everyone together and has a team of producers

[@br1an432]

Conspiracy theory: I'm the one was the start of a mini competition between quavo, bieber, chance, and lil Wayne, the competition is simple: write the best verse. In round 1( aka I'm the one) lil Wayne came with the weakest verse by far, making the choice easy. Now in round 2, we are only left with quavo, bieber, and chance, and within the next couple years we will get round 3, with only 2 of them left. It is my belief that the winner at the end will be DJ Khaled himself, as round 5 will just be DJ Khaled yelling his name over the mic.

[@waderutherford9083]

When wearing unfashionable pants is fashionable

[@The482075]

DJ Khaled does do something. He yells catchphrases such as "DJ KHALED", "WE DA BEST MUSIC" and "Another one".

[@socklover7254]

Justin Bieber, DJ Khaled, Chance and Quavo? Must be a top 20 hit. Smh.

[@tc2241]

Justin looking like Macaulay Culkin

[@fisk8804]

Good episode rc but the distortion on your mic is little much

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Rap Critic: Chance, stop trying to act like you're not one of the biggest names in rap right now. The Big Day: 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@yehoshuasmith5608]

Lmao i dont know if its a bad thing or a good thing that ive been so out of touch lately that ive never heard of this song until watching this video.... yeah, its a good thing.

[@nerdy-weirdo3459]

Bro I'm not even going to lie when you say that little snippet of Michael Jackson you was sounding real good my guy

[@boejudden9011]

nonono RC this song is totally different. I'm the One came out April 28, 2017, making it a "Spring Banger". This song, however, dropped on July 28, 2018, therefore it is a "Summer Smash". DJ Khaled decides when to put the song out, the most important part of his intricate craft.

[@Weirdgirl213]

How funny is it that Dj Khaled is teaching his son how he got famous, by just crediting your name as if you did some when you really didn’t. Having Ashad’s as the co-director, and execution producer even though he’s literally a baby!

[@fatimagic1365]

1:21 thanks daren, i needed that lol. also at 2:53, i was like, "...so you're either gonna kill me, or blow my mind with your amazingness" and then the lyrics clarified immediately after and i died laughing again.

[@2ndincommand350]

It doesn't just rip off "I'm The One". Listen to "Somebody" by Natalie La Rose

[@isaiahadams1996]

That’s just what I said

[@hakc97again]

Which in turn rips off Whitney Houston.

[@obsidian179]

On the plus side, they ditched Lil Wayne. Also, get rid of the last two letters of the song’s name, and it perfectly fits DJ Khaled. ;)

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

Lol i see what you did there

[@TortoiseMaximus]

the booty applaud skit was golden

[@yofavpothead]

The painting wasn’t even of the girl he was “painting”😂💀

[@juliinoy]

(Sees length of the video) BOOYAHKA BOOYAHKA!! 😖 I hope I'm not the only one who gets this

[@user-mc7fr1mg4c]

thank you for bringing back the classic outro

[@FlithyPhill]

2:08 the answer to your question is that he doest do much. He is what most call "The organizer". He gets singers/rappers. He bosses around a team of producers and deejays and is pretty much a poster child of his own name and music. (More of my opinion, but still some facts).

[@Lebroish]

I've been subscribed since you had 10k subscribers. 244k now. Good job RC, love your videos, your content is the best

[@marc_so]

i don't really care about the song analysis but watching rc dunk on justin bieber cracks me up every time

[@CovertBandit0]

Right as you said ”rudely interrupt-“ my KZbin started buffering 😂

[@edog4153]

I seriously thought he was talking about "I'm the one" for a quick second.

[@celtics1104]

Hahaha your commentary always make me Lol! Thanks for great content

[@orbits2754]

You should check out sirenz by denzel feat JID!

[@kimifw58]

I thought Justin Bieber was going for a James Dean look. Why's he here looking like...? Ah, you said everything I would have said.

[@V4Now]

Why does DJ Khalid always look like he's waiting for you to pay your 3 week late rent?

[@fuzzydunlop4513]

Great video. I also want to say that even though I've disagreed with you a lot, yoy drop a lot of insightful knowledge I do agree with. And no matter if I agree with you or not, I always find your videos funny as shit and well thought out. I keep liking this channel more for the sake of quality always being on point

[@W3IRDxGVNG]

Chance Is Trying his DAMN-EST to make this song listenable

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

W3IRD GVNG Chance the rapper left his dignity at the door before recording.

[@johndelrosario4311]

Dude, I saw you at the PG Plaza Metro on Friday! By the time I recognized it was you, it was too late to run back up to you to say hi.

[@-kilian-]

So many good memories from this song..

[@coltafanan]

A review before I hear it on the radio? I'm shook

[@TheAllAroundMan]

I'd give the song a 2/5 solely for the fact that there's a sound bite of DJ Khaled saying "another one" in the intro and I think it's funny

[@makavelithelegend5738]

that asahd line though lol

[@desulv]

Bieber is now just an average stoner. One of us

[@yannickdebarros8285]

You really uploaded your video when swimming and Astroworld dropped

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

I’m listening to astroworld. Chill

[@seanlordo30]

Billy David-Gray it didn’t live up to the hype. It feels like he’s completely given up on being an innovator in trap production, and now he’s making very generic music.

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

Billy David-Gray it wasn’t very innovative

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

What would describe as generic. No argument here, just wondering. My feed is getting flooded with his stuff.

[@nxbis]

It seems like none of the replies hear listened thoroughly to the album. Every song sounds unique (at least within the album) Carousel used a Beastie Boys Sample, Another song featured Stevie fucking Wonder on harmonica. In a trap song. The features are a mix of artists that are extremely well known to brand new artists we’ve never heard of (Don Toliver) Production on the album comes from a huge mix of people including Frank Dukes and god damn Tame Impala. And Coffee Bean isn’t even a trap song. Skeletons isn’t really either. It’s cool if you don’t like it, but don’t be cynical. To say it isn’t innovative or pushing different ideas into trap music is simply incorrect.

[@doughboydevito4529]

2:52-2:54 Is Rap Critic saying "Star and Kelly" here? I've played it back a few times but I still don't know what he said there

[@kingbura8364]

Doughboy Devito "dark alley"

[@doughboydevito4529]

King Bura After you pointed it out, I now hear it. Thanks!

[@kingbura8364]

Doughboy Devito No problem. Always happy to help.

[@genocideproductions7729]

Mr Rap Critic, is there a full collection/comic strip of your thumbnails? The artwork is great n was just curious.

[@domothabest7781]

Rap critic is back baby 😆😆😆😄

[@Nicksuavemusic]

Your rants are great man lol

[@Pluto2theSky]

5:30 I died

[@jadafun]

Critic 'unintentionally' riffing on Justin is my everything. 😂

[@wdvnge]

”About to deliver my pizza” lmaaaao im fucking dead

[@smhgaming3259]

Didn't even know this was a song only came to hear rap critic to shit on it and i was not dissapointsz

[@riverscuomo7140]

Justin looks like he's a country singer named Jared, Quavo looks like the pattern on a traditional Japanese fan, and Chance surprisingly looks pretty normal.

[@ImJustSayin2014]

Why in the world is “booty“ censored?

[@glorsvids]

RC, you always have such great one-liners in your reviews. "You're spiritually moving my penis!"

[@nateds7326]

When the rap critic spends half the review dunking on the one guy who isn't rapping

[@galarthenry1450]

I like how more then half of this video is Rap Critic roasting Justin Bieber

[@joonastuovinen4106]

Whats with the audio? The sound from the microphone keeps distorting all the time. Fix it, please. It's really distracting, at least for me. Otherwise great episode, keep it up!

[@coltafanan]

Never thought the version without Lil Wayne would be worse

[@ethereal-alice]

1st verse on what kanye west song?

[@kozmozjerz]

Can you do some Redman or EPMD ?!?

[@blackdragonfire63]

What's up with your audio in this video? It took a dip, which is a shame. It made it hard to listen with headphones. Thanks for all your hard work!

[@Devilofthering]

"Deflated, joyless, piece of pop filler." That statement applies to every song that DJ Khaled has ever yelled his name on.

[@basi7249]

Please do a break down of some UK tracks. I recommended Dave.

[@basi7249]

Or more mainstream guys like MIST or Fredo

[@GiggsVids]

Sad to see these new singles, cause Major Key 🔑 was legit a fun album

[@ebertfan92]

Is it just me or does Bieber sound like Finn The Human on this song?

[@TheSeriousShowURL]

The I'm The One thing was what I thought of the album art before I even listened and it came through

[@skeiskirkrigth113]

Just a tip, you should record your audio at a lower gain

[@1rockcrawford]

@4:00, Oh how quickly the times change.

[@Kingkofi]

I actually laughed out loud several times watching this

[@NJDMashups]

I feel like Drake, Ty Dolla Sign, B.o.B, Fetty Wap (why not?), Snoop Dogg, Travie McCoy And......ok this is a stretch but Akon would’ve been a bit better alternatives. I mean it’s not like they haven’t done a song that’s as mellow as No Brainer. Drake has his RnB songs and Rapped on Moment 4 Life Ty Dolla Sign rapped on Work for Home B.o.B rapped on Nothin in You and it seems like he would fit. Fetty Wap......well Fetty Wap. I’m sure he would be open to do this. Snoop......he did a Big Time Rush Song about being a boyfriend. Need I say more. Who even remembers them? this song sounds like an Akon song if you change it up a bit. Travie McCoy did Stereo Hearts, And that one song with Jason Mraz. He can make it work Now that I’m thinking about it, I think Lil Dicky would’ve done a good job on the song! Although, maybe an extra rewrite of the verses would’ve been fine too