TOP 5 WORST LYRICS: AUGUST 2020

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[@feodiente9460]

Hey #RapCritic can you do a rundown on P.M. Dawn??.. interesting you overlooked the Lil Uzi Verts of the 90's...😁

[@Clouds12012]

Its VERY hard to find a rapper worse than Jaden Smith

[@EthanoftheInternet]

@@Clouds12012 6, OP, 9v,y .

[@equinocturnal]

Random, but this video looks very crisp. More so than usual. Thx 4 the vid!

[@youngkingramirez1821]

Cat piss is a strain of weed incase you didn’t know .

[@blasianboi8212]

I can't imagine what Jaden did when he watched the end of shrek 2

[@tealwolfener]

The most impress thing about Baby Keem is all those words are super easy to rhyme it is like he went out of his way not to rhyme

[@TheLeageOfAwsome1]

He's the anti-rhymer that Gotham needed

[@johnyardsale6792]

g,,, rhymes don't have to be at the end: FLEX, press, check, but i do agree he fucked his rhyme scheme up

[@viola308]

y'all have no fun and no hoes lmao

[@Dogrin]

Like I ain't even kink shaming Jaden cause if he wants to keep the furry hentai artists paid out there then more power to him but PLEASE go check out the lyric annotation on Genius Lyrics. I..... "A common fetish among those who have seen Shrek, or similar media, is dragons being pregnant. Here Jaden is comparing his insatiable urge to see pregnant Dragons to his love of rap." A common fetish?????? Bro?? Edit: Bless all of you. I do concur with those of you suggesting that this annotation is sarcastic. But the wording of it is just...brilliantly deadpan.

[@johnoneil9188]

Yeah, not even people I know who like dragons are into that one. That is not common by any means.

[@racerdawg86]

im a furry and even by furry standards, pregnant dragons are a odd fetish

[@seinenwax94jr9]

What's even more weird is that many people hide fetishes and only want some people to know that. What rapper doesn't want people to know that they rap????

[@flynnwalker6595]

@@mandalorian_guy I would not say people who just like scales more than fur are as weird as literal Nazis

[@Bendanna93]

@@flynnwalker6595 being a nazi is less weird and more completely insane

[@miguel_aquatico]

Bro, Jaden has a lyric that goes "icon tatted on my torso" and he hasnt got any "icon" tattoo. Wtf. You should NEVER believe what he says on a track lol

[@Mattteus]

Unless he means what he “tatted” on his torso after watching pregnant dragons

[@bilateralrope8643]

Maybe. But it's more fun to take him at his word until he denies it.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Damn I was about to make this joke but you beat me to it.

[@newartistalert754]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZXHl6qjg7WUac0

[@zephurwallace9560]

I haven’t watched your channel in about a year and you look quite different (In a good way) with an afro. Just wanted to mention that

[@joesshows6793]

Seems to me that he started getting copyright strikes and blew the flow of his uploads to the tube.

[@zephurwallace9560]

Joe's Shows Yeah, that unfortunately happens to a lot of good channels.

[@jayceonronwin9248]

Joe's Shows nope he just mainly uploads to patreon n is slightly lazy

[@tonipepperoni3424]

I used to like this guy cuz he goes more in depth on rap songs and their lyrics I also watch Anthony fantano but he talks about all types of music so it's not as in depth on rap

[@krzlcve]

I haven't watched in a while either so this comments relatable lol

[@MythicSuns]

I reckon Sephiroth is just shoehorning pop culture references into his tracks so that he's easier to find on google (fans of the FF character type in "sephiroth" or "Mulan" and end up with a genius link leading to this dude's song).

[@runningcommentary2125]

I'm sure he just so happened to release the same year that FFVIIR and the Mulan remake came out and that was a complete coincidence.

[@seinenwax94jr9]

It is and I hate how cheeky that marketing is. I would rather listen to either Sephiroth's voice actor rapping or someone who literally has a concept album impersonating him. And i'd pay big money for both of those honestly. It'd be like a drama cd mixed with Prince Among Theives.

[@UBvtuber]

Tfw other rappers discover your marketing tactics, but don't even commit to the character. smh

[@pkyy9269]

Bruh he just likes final fantasy

[@leonardorossi998]

"If pregnant dragons aren't real, how can mirrors be real?"

[@galleryofrogues]

Death is mainstream #money

[@BigSeayProductions]

"I ain't got time for your ominous warnings. I'm about to get laid" sums it up pretty well

[@The1NickSkyline]

Didn't know Baby Keem was a male yandere.

[@jdabo]

Cat piss is a strain of weed, he wasn’t literally talking about cat piss.

[@Nullsparta2]

Still mad me fucking burst out laughing

[@galleryofrogues]

Yeah that thought occurred to me immediately.

[@b3witthawop64]

"I'm sure all the ladies are lining up to *smoke a joint* with a guy that described himself as basically Pigpen but if he definitely smelled like cat piss."

[@bmgfrosty217]

@Peighnis Honourchign Lmao he knows its weed he's saying its still a bad lyric he is dumb sometimes though he mis read a School Q lyric because he doesn't know Rolex's don't make noise.

[@jesseluciano1388]

the strain cat piss aint been around that ive seen in the street or in the clubs since the mid 2000s

[@Kolbatsu]

Imagine all the furry artists getting bank from drawing pregnant dragons for Jaden Smith. Like thagg heart surgeon who commissions macro art of Fox and Falco

[@RoastedPheasant]

I think "Die For My Bitch" is supposed to be... ironic (?) in this case. Like, typically it's positive like "baby I love you so much I would die for you". But instead in this context it's more like "if I stay with this girl I am almost guaranteed to die, and she is likely to be the one I will be killed by"... ... song is still refried shit, but I guess the idea is mildly clever?

[@galleryofrogues]

Lil Wayne is literally a real-life Garbage Pail Kid.

[@michaelhaydenbell]

That's not what literally means.

[@galleryofrogues]

@@michaelhaydenbell I *literally* don’t care : )

[@shoyuramenoff]

DAAAAAAMN

[@WTFcat99]

"Tell your best friend, 'Shut the fuck up" best quote of 2020

[@ambitious6963]

its more embarrassing when you realize that Kendrick been writing Baby Keem's music

[@emmadilemma7800]

Like he gives him his throwaway material?

[@ambitious6963]

@@emmadilemma7800 that seems to be the case

[@seinenwax94jr9]

Im gonna start saying I'm Kendrick Lamar's cousin now lol vampsidenorman's his cousin too.

[@mamatony8931]

definitely not true. keem writes his own shit. he even has writing credits on most of the black panther album

[@ambitious6963]

@@mamatony8931 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z16Xl2tsha2Up7s

[@arinleoczko1250]

2 Chainz sounds like a rapping Joe Exotic with that number 4 spot. 😂

[@mooseraps]

I have loved Father since like 2014.

[@SpartanBannana]

father is based RC's take here was predictably dweeby

[@LSClubhouse]

Ari Looney very it’s like he went out of his way to take the lines seriously. The long hair lines should’ve been obvious jokes since one look at father’s social media will show you he has a fade

[@Idekatthispoint420]

Rc the biggest normie

[@otaking3582]

This guy compares his hair to that of Mulan and Sephiroth? Is he just really into Kingdom Hearts? Because I'd respect him more if that were the case.

[@seinenwax94jr9]

That's a trend I'm noticing with many "soundcloud" rappers as well as the ones that do vaporwave and lo-fi. I dig it, but personally I wish they took it to another level and made concept albums that have them personifying those characters. Beats that sample the music, and just them rhyming from the point of view of maybe Sora or a Orginization XIII member. Why has no one done that yet??? Square Enix is just as cutting edge as Power, Breaking Bad, and Stranger Things imo.

[@kingdowner2112]

father is a total dork I dont doubt that hes into kingdom hearts. rc just isnt hip to Awful Records

[@masonofgod]

Ayo that last one is Kendrick Lamar cousin🤣

[@jennym8976]

Fr?

[@masonofgod]

@@jennym8976 yea fr

[@bullet4myex187]

It was all laughs until that line from lil Wayne, I’m walking down the street and literally froze in place with a disgusted look on my face.

[@ScruFaceJeanOfficial]

Idk what you talkin bout that Jaden song was fire...and Cat Piss is a strain of Cannabis

[@Bendanna93]

He misses a lot of either context or think-outside-the-box lines and it sucks to see.

[@kimmccranie6623]

Josh Ben-dan Guess what won’t miss you. depression Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah!

[@tharealflipwilson1593]

BOI GETCHO-

[@neond6740]

1. That Jaden lyric is still *very* TMI. 2. True, true. 3. I've been having Stop Frontin on repeat for a couple days.

[@yungforest6554]

Damn it’s the real scru

[@KaoticReach1999]

Problem with Jaden is he only has one trick “Pretend to be stupid...but your actually that stupid”

[@shawnfields2369]

He was "pretending" to be stupid? Yeah, I'm sure he's nowhere near "clever" to even pretend to pull that off. You're right, he's just legitimately that stupid, while pretending to be stupid. Which would normally make you sound like some kind of genius, but considering we're talking about Jaden Smith, yeah... no. He's nothing but the "new" B.o.B., a conspiracy theorist/"rapper", who's nothing but the literal definition of fake deep. And this is more effort and time than jaden smith deserves. Worst "rapper" ever. Worse than Lil Dicky and Lil Wayne, combined.

[@WinterReflections]

"Shut the f*ck up, I ain't got time for your ominous warnings!" That was a good line, RC. lol

[@Dik2Kid]

he's talking about his girls' hair

[@ArthurCrane92]

8:11 That's one very attractive stock photo (that's gonna put my life in danger).

[@JPDEOfficial]

So this was a fetish episode xD

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Did you see my comments during the livestream? I kept tryin' to ask RapCritic a question so I thought he put me on block or something.

[@The1NickSkyline]

Final Fantasy VII, stillbirth, "pregnant" dragons, ass juice, being a cock... This list has all the fetishes.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

@@The1NickSkyline thank God that there's no incest or feet or worse

[@pancettaismyname]

i honestly cant stop laughing at that smell my finger line

[@bmslhs]

I actually like Father's music

[@dessi-xx3gs]

Saaaaaamw

[@Idekatthispoint420]

Rc taking his shit too seriously and is comparing it to shit not even in the same subgenre

[@Rubycek]

Father MC, right?

[@phaizell4143]

father entertaining as fuck

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

I was thinking the same thing lol. Awful records is actually pretty cool as a whole

[@DoctorPretorious616]

5:07 Nice Mallrats reference there Rap Critic! Hearing you diss bad lyricism in hip-hop never fails, thanks for giving me a good laugh after I've been feeling awful these past two days about Chadwick Boseman. Rest in power, King of Wakanda.

[@gunchapred8933]

5: Why even lie about having long hair for those shoehorned references? It’s not even that big of something to brag about, yet you even disappoint there. 4: It’s less so that he is on topic, it’s like he is on a different planet from the topic. 3: TMI, Jaiden... TMI 2: I presume his hand must count as a high risk biohazard. 1: Never has a song been as contradictory as this. If this guy was a witness in court, they would have to throw his testimony out before the cross-examination even starts.

[@admin-yo1ee]

The fact that the Baby Keem song sounds better when you sped it up to avoid copyright is hilarious

[@benburke3015]

I know 2Chainz was kind of a punching bag/easy target at one point, but I kinda get why, especially if this was the kind of stuff he was releasing during his peak. Seriously, play that song back to back with the guest verse he recently did on "Out of Sight" with Run the Jewels. You'd be forgiven for not realising it's the same person.

[@thomaswood1158]

“Rest in peace to the soldiers who died in the service, i dived in her cervix, chicken…no church’s” has to be one of the funniest fucking bars from Mr. Dual Necklaces lmao

[@Caernath]

Rap Critic is still talking about 2 Chainz in 2020. If you'll excuse me, I'll be curled up in the corner, crying my eyes out.

[@makaylabishop5456]

Why are you crying

[@Caernath]

@@makaylabishop5456 Because 2 Chainz is a horrendous rapper who should have been ignored by the rap community a long time ago. I'm not blaming RC for talking about 2 Chainz, I'm blaming the world for still granting him hits.

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

#5 would have been clever if he replaced hair with "sword". Now that's a good brag.

[@makeghandi]

The first time I saw someone mention that Jaden Smith lyrics about the pregnant dragon, time stood still.

[@CasaiAgicap]

I had a guy once try to read his dragon inflation fic to an English class at community college My mental image has permanently replaced that person with Jaden Smith.

[@hugmynutus]

apropos lil wayne: Here I thought I could eat while watching 'Rap Critic' lmao

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Richard Pryor, we still think about you but not for lines like 4:12 BTW, if I may steal RapCritic's line,"Lil' Wayne.....slap yourself".

[@shawnfields2369]

And Wayne would probably do it too! To make us all think he was "deep", and "philosophical", when in reality, wayne is just as stupid as he looks, if not stupider. But Jaden Smith has to take the award for stupidest "rapper" out there. And definitely takes the award for Fakest Deep "Rapper" ever. Although 2chainz is pretty close on the list of stupidest rappers of all time, alongside lil wayne and lil dicky. And I completely agree with you about Richard Pryor, dude.

[@cruelpenis]

Your vids have helped my mental health man. Thank you.

[@HonkeyKongLive]

I feel like going after Wayne for outrageous lyrics is cheating. Dude's whole style is just kinda going for it no matter how out there it is. Excellent Mallrats ref though lol.

[@kimifw58]

He said awhile ago that he goes after Lil Wayne like this because he used to call himself the "greatest rapper alive" or something like that.

[@seinenwax94jr9]

What's crazy is that Wayne said he stopped writing his rhymes after 2003. It shows. Notorious B.I.G. did the same too because he said writing would throw him off. You would swear Biggie was a meticulous novelist the way he would write rhymes and tell stories in such detail lol

[@kimifw58]

@@seinenwax94jr9 They don't write their own stuff? Isn't that the whole point of being a rapper?

[@konorsmind]

@@kimifw58 no he means he freestyles all of it or keeps it in his head. pretty sure Jay Z does it alot too

[@seinenwax94jr9]

@@konorsmind Yep, thats what I was talking about. Thats just impressive to me. Tracey Lee who's now a entertainment lawyer spoke about Biggies verse on "Keep Your Hands High" on a podcast. It really was a different time back then, man

[@lazyyoshi3600]

Father is fire ngl

[@dessi-xx3gs]

Yeah I really was surprised he didn’t dig him

[@valx5]

Father is talking about women’s hair, not his own. still ridiculous tho

[@1sttobylopez]

Sure did not expect the Kevin Smith mall rat's reference. Caught me off guard kudos rap critic

[@GoliathSaint]

Father dropped a good project in 2015 called “Who’s Gonna Get Fucked First?” It’s more of an actual rap album and leagues above his newer stuff.

[@shankieinthefridge]

"Flexer-press / tag-check" was the rhyme scheme Baby Keem was going for I think

[@TheKalebWard]

Uhhhh......

[@jordanwardan7588]

next level shit tbh

[@Cykelpump33]

For some reason i think the "pregnant dragon" line is a reference to the show The Dragon Prince lol.

[@mychaeljones7526]

No

[@KOCChristian]

This video remind why I should stick to underground rappers

[@seinenwax94jr9]

@@BlackLotusVisualArchive That is the truth. Ive had a journey with hip-hop since "Like Whoa" came out, and what's worse than a "poppin" rapper that's one dimensional is a no name rapper who only raps at 100 mph and just says big words from a 1978 Websters. 4 shallow albums and can't tell 1 story.... but can kill Jay-Z in a cypher 😂🤣

[@seinenwax94jr9]

@Christian Salto Definitely revisit/check out his worst lyric videos on Tech N9ne, Lupe Fiasco, Canibus, and Ghostface Killah. Still shocked he hasn't talked about that one line from M.O.P. ft Gang Starr's 1/2 and 1/2 about the gravity 😂🤣

[@tylerhackner9731]

Love these episodes. 🔥🔥

[@krisherdown]

Mallrats references are always appreciated, even if I wish to never hear that Lil Wayne verse (after all, it made me forget about the pregnant dragons and we cannot have that!)

[@Bentennosin]

The only Rap critic I like to watch

[@bojuneamara6427]

The fact that you have that pic as your avatar legit made my day bro...😂😂😂

[@kimifw58]

There are others?

[@Bendanna93]

@@kimifw58 there's DEHH

[@johnblaze8774]

I'm convinced that to be a rapper today, 99% of what is needed is just the brazenness to go on stage, do interviews and music videos. Little to anything to do with writing or being talented in music.

[@auggy69]

I saw that jaden smith lyric a while back in a weird rap lyrics twitter thread. I didnt really believe it was actually real until now.

[@edgy_username]

Come on RC "if ya don't know what something is just Google it" lol catpiss.

[@rayelgatubelo]

Geez, 2 Chainz... Joe Exotic's eulogy was less awkward.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Thanks for the Mallrats reference, chocolate pretzels!😂👍

[@heymistercarter.]

Okay, I have heard of fetishes to some crazy things in my time. That said, PREGNANT DRAGONS??? I have to wonder where you'd find enough pics of THAT to enjoy in that way. I also have to wonder where the heck a fetish like that would come from! Yowza...

[@kimifw58]

He's rich, so he could probably commission them when he runs out.

[@racerdawg86]

its out there, believe me, im one of them, ive seen few pregnant dragons

[@emmadilemma7800]

I mean apparently anything could be a fetish. I just learned the other day that theres a fetish for giant women. And i dont mean like tall amazons or plus size bbws. Like 300 feet tall godzilla size women. I dont mean to kink shame but i dont understand it.

[@kimifw58]

@@emmadilemma7800 My Lugia drawing on DeviantArt once got added to a Favourites folder that was almost entirely Lugia vore. Like three pages of it. I was stunned. I mean, I knew about freaky fetishes on DA and stuff. It's a stock joke that I'm personally tired of, but I didn't know there was _so much_ of that particular kink. So really, nothing surprises me anymore.

[@dessi-xx3gs]

Wooow I never expected to see father on here. Honestly big fan. And consider his word play pretty solid but agree to disagree.

[@ellaser93]

5:06 Nice "Mall Rats" reference! I take it that your "View Askew Podcast" is going well?

[@DANIEL1995107]

That Lil Wayne line is simply hilarious

[@kaorugirl180]

I sure hope he really did mean the pregnant dragon thing because I imagine furries have been blowing up his DMs with gift art in response the same way they did (with wholesome art not porn) with violent j's daughter... also I totally believe he meant that line it seems on brand for him honestly.

[@soxthedemon]

Baby Keem's Team didn't hear what he actually was naming the album, "Die 'cause a bitch"

[@dirtylittlevegetable1893]

Hey man im having a rough time thank you for the content

[@flawlesslikeme3674]

have you ever heard heartthrob by father ?? it’s actually an amazing song

[@x_VineM_x]

🔥🔥🔥

[@SimoneintheSkies]

Knowing that Doja Cat and Father used to be a long term couple makes so much sense.

[@piotrz9367]

please put that nice bass on a proper stand... it's painful to see it resting like that and its in every video...

[@Unotuchable]

Someone needed to slap the microphone out of Jaden's hands when he bought up the pregnant dragons fetish.

[@classclown6ya]

Funniest worst lyrics in a long time

[@ryleighrage]

That Baby Keem song sounds like if an algorithm tried to make a Juice WRLD track.

[@jordanwardan7588]

I haven't watched that part of th video yet and I agree with you

[@spamspam6984]

yet it sounds and reads nothing like juice wrld

[@ryleighrage]

Spam Spam Yeah, that’s the joke.

[@spamspam6984]

Ryleigh Elizabeth it didn’t bang

[@thel-iteralone4592]

The sheer amount of inconsistency on display from all these rappers never ceases to amaze me.

[@beegojeeson1834]

Jaden Smith: Gets off to his own rapping. Me: *Aight Kanye, calm down*

[@ianmcabee8036]

Baby Keem should be held to the same lyrical standards of Playboi Carti

[@princeofdarknessfr]

Rap critic my favorite KZbinr

[@breawycker]

I mean to be fair his hair is long like Mulan

[@koneheadcokehead4981]

I love how 2Chainz basically says hey you we're great and all (not really) but first i must tell you about QB dropping it like a cannonball ALSO CHURCHES CHICKEN!!!!!

[@sippa03]

Baby Keem is kendricks cousin has pictures with jay z made drakes favorite album of the year and wrote and produced tde records which is really weird for someone who was completely unknown.

[@leemcdonald1342]

I never thought I'd see the day Rap Critic punch the shark.

[@thejoshthat]

Hey I had that same disturbing thought from video #1 when I heard Ludacris and R. Kelly on “Woozy”. Ever heard? Man the song is pretty awesome and Kelly great but then there’s these weird lyrics everybody seemed to have let slide. I’d love a Rap Critic on that!

[@vercetti_03]

I think Jaden's not into pregnant dragons but he was using it as a comparison for liking rap, as it's his "fetish". (????)

[@thejoshthat]

Also. I’m super subscribed and you haven’t popped up in my recommendations for a year man. I’m glad KZbin chose to remind. Might wanna start a mailing list man, I love your ish

[@JonLondon210]

That 2 chainz cervix line made me cringe 😬 that song as a whole sounds off

[@eli-is]

You let Jaden Smith rhyme *records* and *sentence* .

[@369Shahin]

Lmao love your content! Following since day 1.

[@pleaseputyourshoesondebbie7920]

You were on point with this one rap critic. Great video

[@thelittleheathenfromSweden]

My fellow rap connoisseurs, I have spent many of sleepless nights pondering a question that gnawed it's way deep too my bone, the marrow and then my cerebral cortex. Which is to say the very epicentre of my being both physically and mentally and the question have left me an emotional husk unable to perform the most simple tasks like buttering my bread with butter or achieving erection whilst frolicking in my heavy peting zoo for pregnant dragons. Of course dragons are rather hard to come by in to days society, especially the pregnant ones.. so I usually have to result to making my own with a mix of Alligator-Monitor-Eagle, think Man-Bear-Pig but more reptiley. Uhh seems I went a bit of track, sorry for that but back to the question that have haunted my every day like a waking nightmare, like a demon scream and chasing me on an ever expanding plain of nothingness were no matter how fast you are or how far you run you only hear the sounds of the demons snarling like hellhounds hounding at your heels. Like thorns digging deeper and deeper relentlessly pushing so that I may never relax or drift off onto better thought, while they mindlessly write away at there typewriter unable to see that the type bars hammers away like a hammer to the nail in the coffin of which shall be my final tomb and eternal rest once i'm free from the question that is warping, twisting and tearing at my very essence that is slowly petrifying soul and crumbling it to dust. But for real real tho are we sure Wayne didn't misspell the words and ment to say he had to shove his thump up is own ass before he could proceed to reach climax? Like seriously the dude got so much toilet humor in his lyrics I'm half way expecting him to have a scandal involving a scat party somewhere in the future after which we learn he never know what lyrically to do because he be writing in doodoo. If you managed to read this far without having a aneurysm I salute you, Huzzah! Also great video and much love from a little heathen in Sweden❤ (sorry for the brain dead comment my man)

[@FirionLeFleur]

Question, why are you punching sharks?

[@fnumbuh]

I fill a lot playlists from these lists 😃

[@kamo7293]

3:30 uhhhh Shrek anyone? Seriously that's all I can think of if you say pregnant dragon

[@MicRouSn7]

Please bring back the haunting/dark lyrics videos for October!

[@myname8635]

Rap critic 2 Chainz hate still going strong in 2020😂

[@beauokechukwu-heider579]

Rap Critic would be surprised to know that Baby Keem is Kendrick’s cousin😂

[@RAMENn00dleb0y]

That baby keem song was actually on some wild ass shit wtf lol

[@LeJuan3000]

Rap critic the Goat

[@sean.price046]

I think rc should review some UK rap

[@michaeladamovich8180]

Listening to Ready to Die in the car. Came across this masterpiece from the Notorious BIG off the song Unbelievable "B-I-G, G-I-E, AKA, B.I.G Get it? Biggie"

[@enlistdhitman2262]

When rc realized after making the video that he said tell YOUR BITCH not his🤦

[@maverickREAL]

Baby Keem really glowed up since this video lol

[@Cyprian4SIN]

Die for my bitch > The Melodic Blue

[@jff1073]

that jaden lyric is kinda amazing lol

[@Nikkerman]

Fellas if yo girl comes to see your crib and doesn't instantly die then thats not your girlfriend thats yo boyfriend