Rappers Should Brag About Drinking Smoothies - Roy Wood Jr.

Roy Wood Jr. suggests rappers should boast about buying expensive smoothies and reveals what “Titanic” is really about.
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[@lukelyon1781]

"Young gentleman poverty-stricken put that pipe on me. I couldn't handle it." Lmfao I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂

[@lordcron]

I almost died on that part! LOL!

[@ryanshover7318]

Hold the tranquility killed me

[@gigaman-8971]

hahaha im dead wit ya

[@friendly1870]

I love Trevor but this dude is a superior comedian

[@cnapgang1237]

Hell yeah hahaha

[@BREAKocean]

I wanna start a death metal band called hold the tranquility.

[@draknormagnatigaming8455]

The tranquility was naught but piña colada

[@henlolneh]

Roy Wood Jr so underrated bruh

[@YoungKnowledgeMusic]

ANIMALFRIES for real tho

[@madnessbydesign1415]

The man never disappoints... :)

[@mitchk.1973]

Big facts

[@marquitaferguson5145]

I totally agree. I hope to see more of him

[@kwenparadiso4749]

Facts

[@ckgregory]

"Got my back beat out" damn near killed me, I laughed so hard I choked on my smoothie

[@joshg1529]

Carlos Gregory well played.

[@deespeaks._6315]

Well played lampooo

[@notmal_low212]

Ahaha I see what you did

[@MonteeAdamsdacoach]

Dont laugh while on the toilet.....

[@MonteeAdamsdacoach]

I lost it @ that part.

[@santoslopez739]

" that DICK beat ALZHEIMER'S" that had me dying! 😂😂😂😂😂👻

[@bykensondestine956]

Santos Lopez 🤣🤣🤣

[@fr0stb1ght34]

You gotta respect that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheTman9898]

"We got the kale up in here, we got the kale up in here" SOMEHOW activated my phone's Google Assistant 😂😂😂

[@lostone9700]

thats the cia laughing while listening in.

[@Nailbae]

“Right here 70 years ago this is where i got my back beat out”😭😭😭 why

[@yuske05]

lol. my hands were on the backboard

[@Nik-ff3tu]

I'm fucking dyin

[@msthang5366]

I HOLLERED

[@deespeaks._6315]

Lmaoooo

[@vuyolwethu_m26]

It was 84 years, she was 101 years old. Don't down play how good young Leo put it down.

[@aaronsmith1023]

Lol you tell 'em sis😂😂😂

[@msthang5366]

A sista came with receipts🤣🤣

[@kerrychristensen7204]

👍👍

[@jdunivant1]

😂😂

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

😂😂😂😂

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

Roy Wood jr. is one of the best comedians out there right now, the man deserves way more love.

[@deebrown4877]

Agreed💯💯

[@YoungKnowledgeMusic]

Schwindsichtiga der Echte definitely needs some more shine

[@addmoresauce]

Fact

[@bunnybro5977]

Basically anyone who hosts a comedy show that made it on CC is a legend Roy nd Ari both hosted it and my knuckle still hurts from their jokes Long story

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

@@bunnybro5977 Ari is a very good comedian, no argument there. But RWJ seems more original to me. Ari is funny without a doubt, he's got good timing, excellent structure and knows how to click with the audience. But imo Roy also brings a unique point of view to his material, which very few comedians ever manage to do. That's why I think he's currently among the very best. Not at all hating on Ari, but I think Roy's just a notch above the rest currently.

[@caminopreacher5958]

People won't shut the hell up about their wedding, but their divorce is none of your damn business. So true. If we've heard so much about the wedding, y'all owe us the divorce details! We're into season 2 episode 3 of this relationship and we've earned that finale!

[@kholomokolo]

We're invested. It's our relationship too😂😂😂

[@GermAntibody]

XD show cancelled, no follow-up until the made-for-tv movie 15 years later

[@caminopreacher5958]

@@GermAntibody oh, no, it'll get rebooted with the same lead but a "better cast" and the eventual crossover/reunion episode. It's gonna be legendary when the stepkids Premiere!

[@GermAntibody]

@@caminopreacher5958 They get a prime time slot if they pick the "better cast" from the stepkids out of the first series :D

[@caminopreacher5958]

@@GermAntibody That's an Emmy waiting to happen.

[@dre.supreme]

"Hold the tranquility"😂😂😂😂😂

[@browniepixxie192933]

"You had a mango sunset and tranquility, that will be ten dollars." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 He's at Smoothie King

[@DiAshlie]

Don't forget how each booster is 1.50. Don't add ginseng, a multivitamin and probiotic, plus tip😭😭😭

[@katrinab7657]

And the electrolyte add-in and protein powder and all the BS. All I want is fruit and ice in a cup....for $4. Thank you very much.

[@martinnduati1132]

Take the tranquility out 😂😂😂

[@Jaisean]

That titanic bit killing me 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@EmpressOfExile206]

*Titanics

[@yanngouater]

Titanics, a super hero movie starring The Pipe. 😂

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Leonardo Di-Pipe-rio

[@borano2031]

First read "The Pope", thought: THAT´S a dammmmmned movie"!!!! Rgr

[@Circuitssmith]

This summer…. Leonardo DiCaprio is…. The Incredible Pipe!

[@3DxPOD]

Damn, pulling out new material from The Titanics. Good on you Mr. Wood

[@Patrik1st]

Lol it's not new material. He been fine tuning that joke for years. Still funny tho'.

[@harrysapienn7911]

@@Patrik1st new in the sense that I've never heard that joke before, it is his, he owns it, and the Titanic movie is so well known... so yeah, it is new...

[@suckafree97]

Got to woo a girl, ya need to watch Titanics

[@3DxPOD]

@@suckafree97 not sure why I read your comment in Chris Rock's voice haha

[@daddylongdreads]

Right here, 70 years ago, this is where I got my back beat out😂😂😂😂young gentleman, poverty stricken, that's why I walk like this, I'm done, this guy is funny as hell

[@jasadin]

Where are his Comedy Central, Netflix or HBO specials? He’s killing it.

[@muffin_gamers]

Solar Guild give it time he’ll be big. His name is just getting out there but he’s fucking hilarious

[@simplyincorrigible7708]

Needs some refinement

[@davidhurtado2725]

Incorrigible Panda refinement??? 🤣 you might not like his jokes but unrefined? Ha.

[@davidhurtado2725]

He has one on Comedy Central called Father Figure. It’s AMAZING.

[@blackrottweiler8885]

I died at the Titanic explanation.

[@josephfranklin3116]

He killed the Titanic jokes!!!😭😭😭😂🤣😂

[@GensSancta]

"Titanics" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@budhiman.grahak]

That movie will never be the same after watching this 😂

[@tylerrelief]

“laferrari to Jamba Juice, yea” -Travis Scott

[@AllisonLinner]

Yesss....and "I got that juice (New AP ) She got that juice (ju-juice) She got that squeeze (squeeze, squeeze, squeeze)" -Yo Gotti

[@kingsosa8671]

🎶straight Up! 🎶

[@macheton565]

He wrote that line in a week,in a week, that's fucken talent

[@Circuitssmith]

Roy got started in radio, he spent years with audio only, all the energy had to be delivered by audio. He had been doing comedy with his audience’s eyeballs tied behind their backs. The world never stood a chance.

[@bluespartaninc]

You don't know bout that bagel button that's for ballers 😂😂😂

[@rogregg29445]

Lmao

[@gblajolie]

He made the Titanic movie so much clearer n he is Right 🤣

[@GoblinGamingChannel]

"Yep, then I made myself a smoothie . Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie"-- Kanye West

[@jinxkrug7000]

" Hold the cars and the jewelry. Put some kale out! " Kills me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SugaBee]

Fruit and ice? How, Sway?!🤔😆😆😆😆😆😅

[@cheesemachineguy]

Did you get the Kanye reference with “how sway?”. Was a sick reference.

[@fayate_6984]

How sway howwww

[@vy-w]

savagely underrated, he's funnier than 95% of the guys on Netflix.

[@GeneBurnett]

This dude is tearing it lately!

[@holysinnerxxx]

that back beat out comment was freaking hilarious!

[@ucheedochie3475]

Roy is very good. Really. I love his style. Very relaxed, intelligent and hilarious

[@SeymourPettigrew]

Roy Wood is hilarious

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*this Mango 🥭 Smoothie is dank af!!* 😆😂🤣

[@MrJosephdrummond]

he said "pipe game"

[@tahseenthedream]

“Titanics“😂😂😂

[@TK-yh4hn]

I love him. He's ALWAYS on point. He's awesome on the Daily Show.

[@K4R3N]

70 years ago this where I got my back beat out

[@friendly1870]

Dudes badder than Trevor for sure

[@bluntmediatv5582]

Larry June raps about drinking smoothies 😎

[@Ryan2dabs]

Marcel Blunt mmhmmm this here

[@DETROITPLAYA123x]

Aye Aye Aye Aye 🍊🍊🍊🍊

[@leahtistrahmad1369]

Vanlife Ryan sock it to me

[@bluntmediatv5582]

Haha. Good job Larry. Gotta stay healthy on a punk ass bitch

[@Renzov12]

Travis too lmao

[@huberfloover]

Roy Wood Jr. is to comedy what Roy Jones Jr. was to boxing...

[@jeesh2409]

No.

[@huberfloover]

Yeah

[@BenJohnson0531]

No.

[@huberfloover]

Yes

[@kinglex9829]

Oooouuuuuuuuuuuuu LMAO

[@lastfirst5238]

Never seen you miss, Roy. Respect, Bro.

[@MonteeAdamsdacoach]

I freakin lost it at Back beat out......

[@shvdblvckworldwide5216]

Came here from PlutoTV 😂😂😂 “we drinkin Kale up in here, We drinkin Kale up in here.”

[@ThisOrThat13]

Oh, I was coughing, crying, and laughing simultaneously when he was going on about Titanic.

[@1mike60915]

It beat Alzheimer's LMAO!!!

[@christopherjohnson5748]

Some of the best stand up I’ve ever heard.

[@chelyalynniyah1997]

"We got dat kale up in here!"

[@aliirmayom4513]

That lady laughing hard down there at 3:22 seemed to be one who told the story and Roy now said the truth about the story😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyKane77]

He not lying. Went to Jamba Juice and spent $30 for 4 smoothies. 🙄

[@marissawilson4644]

Ikr! Their smoothies are fantastic, but expensive lol.

[@pazzodi3]

Buy the fruit and do it yourself, you'll save $20

[@LadyKane77]

@@pazzodi3 Oh I most certainly do it was a one time thing with the family. Lol

[@mattgrundy27]

If y'all havent seen or heard Roy on JRE, check it out. The man in a true hustler. His story is inspiring

[@mikenyce539]

That's why I walk like THIS 😂😂😂😂

[@brainbrain542]

He has the best delivery - so charismatic - funny. His ideas are fresh. One of my new favorites. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@grahzerify]

No matter how I die, I want to go down like Jack remembered for 70 years for my pipe game! Lol

[@mikeernsting]

he gets the crowd going so easily, reminds me of some of Katt Williams stuff

[@abogadaadelante3125]

The cost of anything at Starbucks with the same discription equals a smoothie

[@Janine.Najarian]

Making your own smoothies is cheaper bro 👀

[@ssgssbeet4133]

HOW Sway !

[@deenaprice1524]

Maaaaannn.... I've been trying to lose some body fat and gain muscle tone, so I started making protein smoothies at home. The price of protein powder!!! The price of fruit, fresh or frozen!!!! Then you have to clean the blender every single time... Iono. All I know is I better not still have cellulite in 6 months, cuz this diet is running through my pockets.

[@zombiemachinery4868]

@@deenaprice1524, that protein powder is pure and plain ruin.

[@lql1094]

@@deenaprice1524 I know it's been a year, but you'd do better with a cup of black coffee (sugar is ok). It suppresses the appetite, energizes, and keeps fat off. Exercise while on the coffee high.

[@deenaprice1524]

@@lql1094 thanks for the advice. I actually stopped with the protein powder, but then I came back to making smoothies. Then I started back with protein powders, but had to quit again because whey upsets my digestion. If I do protein powder again, it will be brown rice protein isolate. But I do drink coffee regularly, and I also take guarana. I normally drink it after a workout, though, but I'll see what happens if I drink it before. People say I look smaller, but I'm still struggling with lower belly fat. 😞 So, I've been at it for 2 years. I don't plan on quitting. I am smaller with more muscle mass. Maybe after year 3, I will FINALLY lose that pooch! 🤞

[@DETROITPLAYA123x]

Roy wood needs to listen to Larry June then. Aye Aye Aye Aye 🍊🍊🍊🍊

[@jglad2524]

DETROITPLAYA123x I came in here to leave this comment. YEEEE HEEEEE Stay healthy bruh

[@corleoneshawdy9422]

Yeeeheee your doing Good 🍊👍🏽😎

[@Patrik1st]

You and others are just making Roy's point😒

[@MM-mq9xj]

Yes Lord!!!

[@dari4303]

I want to get my back beat out on the new Titanics😂

[@Bigtiff]

Idk how I found this video but I’m screamingggggg!!! He’s hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@coppertopv365]

😂 Best explanation of Titanic..

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

“You wanna impress me? Pour some kale out in the club”

[@herbertfonteh6219]

Very interesting and somewhat true take on the "Titanic" movie. Lol

[@paulpeterson8969]

The 🐓 was so good .......... on that ⛴

[@alexforce9]

You know set is good when you rewatch it again right after watching for the first time.

[@destinyharris5042]

Ahahahahah😂 I needed this.

[@jerzeygeneral87]

Hilarious!

[@SammiSweetz]

This was genius lmao I’m laughing so hard!!

[@avayu2289]

One of his best sets ever!

[@Catnipfumar]

At the end he ko'd me what he said the dick beat Alzheimer's I lost it 💀 😂😂😂

[@kristind8756]

This is so so so hilariousi hahahaha One of the best ones I've heard in awhile

[@jaredlhulum]

I can’t y’all are in this comment section making serious comments about a standup

[@dahg4608]

Ohhhhhhhh this is why Travis Scott shouted out Jamba Juice like 6 times on Astroworld

[@lordcron]

I will never watch The Titanic the same again! LMBO!

[@gatune7316]

Young man poverty-stricken put that pipe on me I couldn't handle it LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO ! ! !

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

I see so few genuinely funny stand-up routines but this is excellent.

[@ChinoOchoTrez]

Gotta watch that titanixs

[@adamadam908]

Watching this while enjoying my ice and fruits

[@alexandraalmanzar570]

He is AMAZING. When he started his titanics bit I died. LOL

[@KrispyKrunchee]

This was AMAZING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@princetoe7691]

love this dude

[@Blackwookie91]

There is a rapper who talks about it. His name is Larry June.

[@Lollita23]

Thanks just looked him up👍

[@Blackwookie91]

@@Lollita23 Hope you enjoy him. Let me know if you need any song recommendations.

[@senseisim6268]

Real ones know

[@michj6610]

🤣🤣 this was hilarious

[@krislatoya7556]

Titanic review had me in stitches 😂 1 time bomb a** d*ck

[@icygirlrain1636]

This literally my favorite joke, heard it 1928383x and I laugh everytime lmao

[@thanos13787]

Titanics sounds like a class you take in welding school 😂🤣😂

[@brandonkane2063]

He slayed this. 🤣😂. Im dying bro.

[@DmDrae]

The man is getting even better. What a legend. Craft in point

[@bridgeboysdk4915]

He would love Larry June 🍊 😎 organic smoothies 🥤 Good job Roy…. Organic stand up 🎤

[@alvaroluna5608]

One of the Best comedians today!

[@ritahandy]

"Mango sunset peach tranquility" buhahahahaha that took me out

[@montgomeryfortenberry]

This is a gooooood set

[@Abdullah_Chill]

Really clever set. Properly enjoyed his thought process. Respect the dude, but my favourite comedians make me lose myself and belly laugh.

[@georgejefferson9962]

Best set on this channel in awhile

[@earnestlynch8214]

Sweet goodness lmao this is hilarious

[@SandraSealySeawomanBDS]

I got a whoooole new perspective on Titanic. I will never think of it any other way now. Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@RyanWithersAway]

His take on the titanic is hilarious.

[@thumpercoronado2840]

Definitely underrated. Super funny

[@crystalscott6274]

I'm hollering 😂😭

[@tangobango9653]

One of the funniest guys around!!

[@thecooljohn100]

Holy shit! This dude is fucking funny😂 that whole titanic bit had me gasping for air bro. First time I’ve heard someone tell that perspective of the movie, so unique haha. Really solid stuff, gonna look for more of your stand up.

[@alonsogarcia6518]

Titanic bit was hilarious