Roy Wood Jr. - Golden Corral Saved My Life - This Is Not Happening

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@PowerPuffGurl86
@PowerPuffGurl86 5 жыл бұрын
That's how you tell a story. He kept the suspense and the ending was worth the wait.
@DrRosko
@DrRosko 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was great.
@XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX
@XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX 5 жыл бұрын
Def one of the best in this series. I enjoy non traditional comedic stories but this was the perfect execution of a classic story. I had completely forgotten about the Golden Corral part by the ending. lol
@raulcampoverde3159
@raulcampoverde3159 5 жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAAAA
@dragonballa5083
@dragonballa5083 5 жыл бұрын
Two chickens, a pitcher of water, and a fucking carrot cake! My dawg Smitty!
@joyporcella81
@joyporcella81 5 жыл бұрын
Girl you know Roy jr can tell a great story i agree 100 keep it real 100 club. I love the 2 livecrew story too
@shellyjaggers8061
@shellyjaggers8061 5 жыл бұрын
How lucky am I for getting to be Roy’s coworker at GC in Tally? Some of the best times of my life for sure. Love ya, buddy.
@gocpng4699
@gocpng4699 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@longrange3994
@longrange3994 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was funny even then. I remember those fun days working in the back kitchen. Marlon, Shad, Mario etc. Good old days
@o0oStillWeRiseo0o
@o0oStillWeRiseo0o 5 жыл бұрын
Niiice!
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 5 жыл бұрын
Whoa, awesome!
@KM-ch2wc
@KM-ch2wc 5 жыл бұрын
Lies
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 5 жыл бұрын
That is a life lesson that you gotta treat people right because you never know when someone is gonna save you!
@couponville1
@couponville1 5 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth.
@Beyondme7700
@Beyondme7700 5 жыл бұрын
True dat
@louie9373
@louie9373 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather just treat people how I see fit and handle my own business.
@professorx7606
@professorx7606 5 жыл бұрын
@@louie9373 Not going to lie you do not look like the type to back that statement up tough guy.
@jmrx7799
@jmrx7799 5 жыл бұрын
@@professorx7606 fr
@danieljgore1
@danieljgore1 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this twice: once for his standup delivery and again for the good story-telling
@AiNEntertainment101
@AiNEntertainment101 5 жыл бұрын
...same here! This performance is just perfect.
@11thHrPro
@11thHrPro 4 жыл бұрын
John Gore?
@11thHrPro
@11thHrPro 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is Ray from your home town. Lol
@sierrayoung5428
@sierrayoung5428 4 жыл бұрын
John Daniel Gore haha ditto!!! That was Golden 🤣🙌🏼
@LateefahABrown
@LateefahABrown 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@brianbaez5283
@brianbaez5283 5 жыл бұрын
love how full circle this is
@MCAndyT
@MCAndyT 5 жыл бұрын
Incredible
@portlandgoose4727
@portlandgoose4727 4 жыл бұрын
the ability to tie everything together like Roy did here is a sign of greatness
@willsilas8168
@willsilas8168 3 жыл бұрын
I know Roy personally, when we was at Golden Corral he would kick jokes and say he is gonna be a comedian, I was proud when I first saw him make it…me and other ppl would box out back and they had to keep me from beating up a manager…thx Roy for showing everyone that if u want it u can do it
@jonathanperry8331
@jonathanperry8331 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you have to memorize what everyone eats if it's a buffet?
@Dustomatic
@Dustomatic 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanperry8331 the word he used in the beginning, “hospitality”. What it actually means is adding a personal touch to regular service. Getting to know people and not treating them like a group, but as individuals.
@jonathanperry8331
@jonathanperry8331 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dustomatic well maybe my idea of a buffet is different because the ones I went to (we had this awesome one called Old country buffet it was amazing especially as a kid you could go get a soda and put macaroni and cheese on ice cream, sushi you name it. My point is that usually in a buffet in my part of the country you don't have a waiter you just go and grab up whatever the hell you want. I guess you would have some crabby customers that would be mad if the tray wasn't full when they walked in and you have to cater with them. I've never been to a buffet that had a waiter.
@Dustomatic
@Dustomatic 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanperry8331 They clearly had a ton of regulars. How often do you have to see the same stranger out in public before you acknowledge you recognize each other? The answer is different for different people. But once you acknowledge it, you intrinsically respect each other more because now you’re not strangers anymore. His manager(and apparently the whole Golden Corral chain) knows this and set up a system to expedite this process.
@redsands2064
@redsands2064 Жыл бұрын
This statement is true. I am Roy
@mookie714
@mookie714 5 жыл бұрын
I hope big mix was able to avoid going back to jail.
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. Sounded like a cool dude
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 жыл бұрын
Me too! Big Mix said it right:"Theyll lock yo ass up!"😂😂😂
@TheKyrix82
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 Number 5 actually
@sonofbatman5233
@sonofbatman5233 4 жыл бұрын
Ichijo Festival Pshhhhh #3
@jtucker473
@jtucker473 3 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 yeah, definitely not true.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 жыл бұрын
As a little black kid, that buffet feeling is so right. Old Country Buffet was my jam. From "Eat what I put on your plate" to "I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN FATE!"
@tipdub
@tipdub Жыл бұрын
Lol!
@travongroves855
@travongroves855 7 ай бұрын
Factsssss old country buffet was a classiccccc lol
@Alladathings
@Alladathings 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm grown, Joyce!"
@christelheadington1136
@christelheadington1136 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he coukld say that,and live to tell about it.His Mom must have been a saint.
@davidfulcher1719
@davidfulcher1719 5 жыл бұрын
E Sam if I could hit like a thousand times I would.
@DMVTUBE
@DMVTUBE 5 жыл бұрын
I just see my aunt Joyce's 👋 slapppin every ounce of spit out my mouth when he said that 😂😂😂😂. Like R.I.P. me. TF was I thinking? 😂🤣😂🤣
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 жыл бұрын
@@DMVTUBE I have an Aunt Joyce too and her pimp hand stayed skrong for my brother, who was a smart alec Supreme growing up lol
@derricklinkhorn47
@derricklinkhorn47 4 жыл бұрын
✊🏿💯
@sgtsayz8636
@sgtsayz8636 5 жыл бұрын
“Naw...he cool” The voice of God 😂😂😂
@kenmorris8219
@kenmorris8219 3 жыл бұрын
"IM LOOKIN' AT'M"
@GODBREWCULTURE
@GODBREWCULTURE 2 жыл бұрын
💯💯🤣
@SraTacoMal
@SraTacoMal 2 жыл бұрын
Who knew God wants two rotisserie chickens, a pitcher of water, and a slice of carrot cake?
@Sweet-tech-Ug
@Sweet-tech-Ug Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@iwinzeazy
@iwinzeazy Жыл бұрын
🇺🇲💙🇺🇲✋✋
@MalachiTheBear7
@MalachiTheBear7 5 жыл бұрын
Roy's timing is so on point..
@alforeman3297
@alforeman3297 5 жыл бұрын
At the end, realizing that is a 13 minute bit. One long, excellent, classic bit.
@AllStarJD
@AllStarJD 5 жыл бұрын
Moment when he says he was working at the Golden Coral in Tallahassee and you instantly know the exact Ice Cream Machine he's talking about.
@theamariebolander4684
@theamariebolander4684 5 жыл бұрын
JD Jones preach 😂😂
@DotBone89
@DotBone89 5 жыл бұрын
Navy guys know it as the "Dog"; especially when chocolate ice cream is coming out! ;-)
@JChrizzo62295
@JChrizzo62295 5 жыл бұрын
bruh, i was dying when he said that
@aryantaywade298
@aryantaywade298 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@rico8673
@rico8673 5 жыл бұрын
I actually remember him working there as a broke college student that joint was a good value at the time. We use to call him B-ham.
@pogimax
@pogimax 4 жыл бұрын
As an immigrant from the Philippines, Golden Corral is the first time I had a real US steak. Not saying it's the best, but it was my first, and it changed my life.
@wallybooger1
@wallybooger1 2 жыл бұрын
Good for you,it definitely gets better
6 ай бұрын
Excellent !!!! That's a good story
@madnessbydesignVria
@madnessbydesignVria 5 жыл бұрын
I'm now grateful to a restaurant I've never been in for setting a comedian on the path to being one of the best out there. Roy Wood Jr. is always gold... :)
@jareddawson7239
@jareddawson7239 5 жыл бұрын
You've been deprived
@madnessbydesignVria
@madnessbydesignVria 5 жыл бұрын
Deprived of the food, perhaps. But I have an abundance of Roy Wood Jr., so it's all good... :)
@ActualFidelCashflo
@ActualFidelCashflo 5 жыл бұрын
You need to get yourself to one asap, we have one a ways from my home town and this big Mexican dude just hacks away at the most amazing hunks of meat I've ever seen.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 5 жыл бұрын
Amen, Madness by Design! Amen!
@STSWB5SG1FAN
@STSWB5SG1FAN 5 жыл бұрын
Are Golden Corrals still around? I thought they were all out of business, would have like to have gone to one.
@mostly_3rd_trombone869
@mostly_3rd_trombone869 3 жыл бұрын
I admire the hell out of Roy for his storytelling skills. I’ve heard hundreds of stories in my life, but this is the one that’s stuck with me the most. I actually cited him and this story as a part of one of my big papers during senior year of high school.
@giantskeleton2418
@giantskeleton2418 Жыл бұрын
What was the paper about?
@mostly_3rd_trombone869
@mostly_3rd_trombone869 Жыл бұрын
@@giantskeleton2418I can’t for the life of me remember that paper right now, but I remember I quoted his part about “the importance of just being nice to people.” Tried looking for the paper but I think it got deleted with that school email.
@TokyoTraveller
@TokyoTraveller 5 жыл бұрын
Dark, brilliant intro (check) Excellent comedy (check) Outstanding and REAL life lesson (check) I'd say this is some five-star comedy, right here.
@lanmandragoran8337
@lanmandragoran8337 5 жыл бұрын
You know he can try to provide it, and even succeed, but nobody was expecting it.
@suzawilo
@suzawilo 5 жыл бұрын
@@lanmandragoran8337 😀😀😀
@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf
@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf 4 жыл бұрын
Even with BUFFET in the mix lol
@Mrmoe198
@Mrmoe198 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy dude! I got you sushi and hot tea ready. Can't remember your name though.
@Monolithic1m
@Monolithic1m 4 жыл бұрын
Check
@diulikadikaday
@diulikadikaday 4 жыл бұрын
Can we please give it up for Mr. Turner? It’s a golden coral, but Mr. turner wants to make sure his customers are treated right. Our jobs teach us a lot about life and he had so much respect for his customers to get to know their names and their favourite dishes. Keep your standards high and treat people right. Simple rules for life.
@jayebogar
@jayebogar 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏 Mr. Turner Ya'll lol
@abcddcba09
@abcddcba09 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly hate this treatment! I hate it when i get into a store and the store owner immediately hands me the thing that i usually come to buy! Like what if i'm here for something else today?!
@kodirt1
@kodirt1 7 ай бұрын
Put it down?
@noelsturrup3817
@noelsturrup3817 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm grown Joyce!" Lol
@anelbre0904
@anelbre0904 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the Black equivalent to Karen. 🤣🤣🤣
@nihleigleca6702
@nihleigleca6702 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't know me, Joyce!"
@DustDaRapper
@DustDaRapper 5 жыл бұрын
THAT CALLBACK HAD ME IN TEARS OF JOY!!! I couldn’t even laugh even tho it was soo funny because being nice truly is a blessing to mankind! Humans are just soo hurt n broken that they know only pain so they give pain. Thanks Roy!!!
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 5 жыл бұрын
Lol did he really introduce himself?! 😂
@bllackphillip
@bllackphillip 5 жыл бұрын
im so high i missed it lmao im gonna rewatch the whole thing for that
@XFCTR22
@XFCTR22 5 жыл бұрын
i said the same damn thing.¿like, was that the same day?
@s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl
@s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah its a long running joke on the show,the old host did it too
@slockhrt
@slockhrt 5 жыл бұрын
@@XFCTR22 same outfit
@XFCTR22
@XFCTR22 5 жыл бұрын
@@slockhrt true. makes me wonder how many of these they shoot at a time more than anything
@kmacdiddy1
@kmacdiddy1 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Wood delivered a modern Short Story. Humor, a moral, and tight eloquent delivery. That was a really, really good listen.
@carsonblake107
@carsonblake107 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Roy Wood Jr: "YOU KNOW THIS MAN FROM HIS WORK ON THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH, ITS ROY WOOD JR"
@ZadnoleyaEdits
@ZadnoleyaEdits 3 жыл бұрын
I was so confused why he introduced himself in third person.
@bingbangboom9614
@bingbangboom9614 3 ай бұрын
I’m proud to have known of him way before that!
@leroyjenkins4811
@leroyjenkins4811 4 жыл бұрын
He isn’t lying about how important buffet restaurants really are in the South and Midwest! I know people who eat at buffets almost every Sunday!
@Emperorsumo
@Emperorsumo 5 жыл бұрын
The final punchline was fantastic.
@ladyshkspre
@ladyshkspre 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes these stories just seem to go on forever but sometimes you get a really good one. This one was a GEM!!!
@1000715645
@1000715645 5 жыл бұрын
That setup is near the likes of a Dave Chappelle setup ... awesome set
@MrWhateverthefukever
@MrWhateverthefukever 5 жыл бұрын
agreed. i have been thinking the same thing all day.
@rosegold8471
@rosegold8471 5 жыл бұрын
It's good to hear positive things about Roy. It seems a lot of people shit on him because he took Ari's Place as host.
@southerneagle1690
@southerneagle1690 5 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought you meant physical set up like you were complimenting the strip club they are in.
@HiResDez
@HiResDez 5 жыл бұрын
@@rosegold8471 fuck Ari, Ari is a piece of shit with the charisma of a wet paper lunch bag.
@Deenique16
@Deenique16 5 жыл бұрын
@@rosegold8471 yep. I happy hes here. I like both him and ari.
@daniellemhall1358
@daniellemhall1358 5 жыл бұрын
The way he said "Joyce" you just know he wouldn't actually just call his mom that. He respects her, but we all have fantasies.
@s.holmes613
@s.holmes613 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter called me by my first name once when I wasn’t paying attention and she wanted to get my attention. I stopped in my tracks and gave her the look 👀, she giggled and said Mommy quick fast and in a hurry 😂
@Pookiedixon
@Pookiedixon 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting on him to say, "...and as I picked up my teeth off the floor..." 😂🤣😂
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been real angry at my mom and was much bigger than her but I knew never to call her by her name, because I knew that was a death sentence
@MorrisDuBose
@MorrisDuBose Жыл бұрын
Facts
@who26
@who26 5 жыл бұрын
My man smitty!
@smittybenzo4693
@smittybenzo4693 5 жыл бұрын
Yes sir thats me
@GG1212-r9w
@GG1212-r9w 5 жыл бұрын
13:18
@assumedprivacy3940
@assumedprivacy3940 4 жыл бұрын
That build up was off the chain
@str3tchr
@str3tchr 3 жыл бұрын
The best waiter I’ve ever had was a young man that worked at our local Golden Corral when I was a kid. He was fantastic, and we played a game where I tried to finish my drink before he refilled it. Never happened. My parents made sure we sat at one of his tables, we would wait if needed. I was crushed when he moved on, and no one else could compare. I hope he did well, would love to talk to him now.
@bigmo10
@bigmo10 5 жыл бұрын
The "Big Mix" I worked with when I was 19 was named Mr. Jimmy and he would tell me "them boys in Angola (LA penitentiary) don't play" everytime he saw me. Thanks Mr. Jimmy 🤙🏿
@dashman8499
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
My "Big Mix" was an old hispanic dude named Rafa I worked with at Home Depot. Badass dude that gave alot of good life advice.
@davlynnolan236
@davlynnolan236 4 жыл бұрын
Who Dat baby!!!
@sleepyhollotips6970
@sleepyhollotips6970 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't know me, Joyce".lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CraccCobain
@CraccCobain 5 жыл бұрын
The way he brought the story full circle was awesome
@LateefahABrown
@LateefahABrown 4 жыл бұрын
This was so expertly done. I never get tired of this monologue.
@edgarjimenez2690
@edgarjimenez2690 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories EVER! Storytelling masterclass.
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 5 жыл бұрын
That was a nice story. I'm humbled to learn what he took away from the experience of working at Golden Corral. A lot of times you only hear complaints and bitterness from people when discussing work experiences.
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
It's good to see you all over the place, Roy! Do it!
@pisces363
@pisces363 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he could be Martin Luther King, Jr.'s little brother.
@dkhasar
@dkhasar 3 жыл бұрын
He's from Birmingham too
@pisces363
@pisces363 3 жыл бұрын
@@dkhasar I didn’t know that, thanks.
@dkhasar
@dkhasar 3 жыл бұрын
@Evil Pimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LakshmananLM
@LakshmananLM 5 жыл бұрын
I did not see that punchline. There's a life lesson in everything Roy says.
@gretchengetsinger7938
@gretchengetsinger7938 5 жыл бұрын
Exceptional story teller; compassion, empathy, great sense of humor!
@SpooksMcGhie
@SpooksMcGhie 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he introduces himself 😂😂
@MiniEMoto
@MiniEMoto 5 жыл бұрын
Who else looked immediately for this comment, to make sure they weren't tripping?
@chiefstabahoe
@chiefstabahoe 5 жыл бұрын
I don't that shit is corny as hell fr
@sarahdaniel9912
@sarahdaniel9912 5 жыл бұрын
Nah even Ari used to do that.
@zacharybrooks4169
@zacharybrooks4169 5 жыл бұрын
@@MiniEMoto omg!!
@MNewsTime
@MNewsTime 5 жыл бұрын
He got it from ari
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
“Anybody else gon die on me today?” 😭😭💀💀💀💀
@itsabouttthattime
@itsabouttthattime 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that intro got me all on its own.
@Demsky83
@Demsky83 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best stories I've heard on here
@cupcakes7015
@cupcakes7015 5 жыл бұрын
Demsky83 💯💯💯 6/8/19
@sloansabbath7117
@sloansabbath7117 5 жыл бұрын
This was honestly an amazing story, did not expect it to come full circle like that
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 5 жыл бұрын
Theres a dude in the audience that sounds like he's laughing directly into a microphone.
@ps7ykLiTT
@ps7ykLiTT 4 жыл бұрын
probably a camera or boom op haha
@Muddrelks
@Muddrelks 4 жыл бұрын
there's always a person laughing way too loudly or obnoxiously at This is not happening filmings. I guess it's because it's a very intimate, small venue which is great, but goddamn it's annoying through video
@afrothunder2401
@afrothunder2401 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read that comment I heard what u meant 😆
@heinzarniaung2915
@heinzarniaung2915 4 жыл бұрын
he's just sitting close to the mic that's all
@burberryj5364
@burberryj5364 3 жыл бұрын
I believe its seth rogan
@0700andrea
@0700andrea 7 ай бұрын
I watch this at least once a year, love the story telling:p
@blg8505
@blg8505 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Roy for explaining to me why my kids love Golden Corral so much.
@Str8dropinc
@Str8dropinc 4 жыл бұрын
The long game here is crazy! Much respect to the god for the unbelievable poise and construct of the story to include everyone in a relatable sequence of events from a moment in his own life! Great delivery. Well done sir.
@j.d.1001
@j.d.1001 5 жыл бұрын
"apparently you have to pay for jeans" 😂😂😂
@UserCalledQuest
@UserCalledQuest Жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to seeing Roy Wood Jr. whenever he's in town.
@joshuaperry4112
@joshuaperry4112 5 жыл бұрын
As a former Starbucks employee; that story really hits the mark.
@speedyspooley
@speedyspooley 2 жыл бұрын
I go in cycles to my local Starbuck's. When I'm dragging ass and don't get up for work early enough to make my own coffee....I'm there more often. When I'm going good...I get up early and I might not go in for a couple weeks. But they remember me and always know my order. When Covid hit.....they were one of the only places still open. I always threw extra money in the tip cup. It's weird to get nostalgic for a corporate chain place....but it's not really about that. It's about the people who work at my local....and for some reason, they always remember me, and they always take care of me.
@tysiudamasceno
@tysiudamasceno 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a 42 years old, brazilian, white, middle class, straight man that will never get near a Golden Coral in my life. I was never arrested. I've never work on a buffet in my life and I problably never will. Nontheless, I've seen this video hundreds of times. Roy's story resonate with me in a way that should make no sense. But it does. I love his storytelling and the heart he puts in the whole bit. So, I'm sure Roy will never read this, but I just wanna thank him. Today was a fucked up day and to be able to see this before I go to bed is just bliss. Thank you.
@mermaidtingzzz
@mermaidtingzzz 5 жыл бұрын
I love that he tells stories vs just 1 liners back to back, it makes you really listen and the payoff is always great!
@sandorkovacs9271
@sandorkovacs9271 Жыл бұрын
telling the best comedies one after the other is what comedians do. but stringing jokes together through a night is poetry.
@dowardwashington9958
@dowardwashington9958 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 Lol.....I live in Tallahassee, and went to Golden Coral last night.
@anthonymedina7266
@anthonymedina7266 5 жыл бұрын
My family had my birthday party at Golden 3 days ago 😂
@dowardwashington9958
@dowardwashington9958 5 жыл бұрын
@@anthonymedina7266 lol
@dylan2202ify
@dylan2202ify 5 жыл бұрын
Did u see Smitty
@anthisrogers
@anthisrogers 5 жыл бұрын
850 what time is it
@kingredtv8719
@kingredtv8719 5 жыл бұрын
anthis rogers It’s Time To Get Live And It’s Time To Represent
@DanielRLucero
@DanielRLucero Жыл бұрын
I just come back and back and back to watch. Great story!
@mxlazarus190
@mxlazarus190 5 жыл бұрын
This set was perfect! Netflix give him a special already
@liamswanson340
@liamswanson340 4 жыл бұрын
I love this story, he’s such a good story teller! I relate to his message at the gym I go to. I see the same people everyday and we all know there we are there to exercise and better ourselves. I never speak to any of them, nor do I make eye contact. But I notice when they’re not there. It’s weird but It’s comforting to know what people are about.
@christopherlundgren1700
@christopherlundgren1700 5 жыл бұрын
As a person from the pacific northwest where buffets aren't really that great or popular, I can confirm Golden Corral has their shit together. My wife and I were taken there on a visit to Oklahoma several years ago and it was a revelation.
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 5 жыл бұрын
As a child from California, where we do have Hometown Buffet and Fresh Choice, I remember the first day I walked into a Golden Corral at the age of 14
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
PRety good where I am at in the midwest, kinda shitty in another location some miles away from their original spot tho lol. I think it all depends on how good their workers are or lazy they are; as it applies to all food places, hence why people tend to dislike some food places.
@andrewbrooks5479
@andrewbrooks5479 4 жыл бұрын
Hey my state finally gets mentioned
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
My dawg Smitty! Aka Vitamin Shop 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PHE-nomenon
@PHE-nomenon 4 жыл бұрын
My grandpa requests his birthday dinner to be at golden corral every year 🤦‍♀️ we dont like it but he's almost 80 so we go and he enjoys it.
@danschumacher5427
@danschumacher5427 3 жыл бұрын
Don't go then
@PHE-nomenon
@PHE-nomenon 3 жыл бұрын
@@danschumacher5427 I don't like it but I don't mind doing it for him. My last grand parent left...
@danschumacher5427
@danschumacher5427 3 жыл бұрын
@@PHE-nomenon enjoyed
@radioactive_baby
@radioactive_baby 2 жыл бұрын
My pastor has my grandparents, w of my "god-mothers" and 2 of my grandma's cousins go with him to Cracker Barrel EVERY SUNDAY. They're all tired of it, especially since this has been going on since like 2017, but they still go because Pastor really likes it. And he's 95, so....
@huajiluhai
@huajiluhai Жыл бұрын
This is probably my favourite comedy story….idk what it is and Roy’s life can’t be more different from mine, but this story makes me feel good about life. It just a good story filled with good, normal and honest hard working people.
@samfrazier5599
@samfrazier5599 5 жыл бұрын
This story is a work of art!!
@SgtPepper2411
@SgtPepper2411 4 жыл бұрын
Roy is such an amazing story teller. I was hooked from the beginning until the end.
@MRKYootube
@MRKYootube 5 жыл бұрын
This IS the funniest This Is Not Happening I've ever seen and I've been watching for years.
@alajondro
@alajondro 5 жыл бұрын
i usually remember setups but i did not see two chickens and a pitcher of water coming again
@standup
@standup 5 жыл бұрын
No offense, but you sound way too nice for a KZbin comments section.
@Crown_Of_Kings
@Crown_Of_Kings 5 жыл бұрын
*Mexican got on boots!
@jakeryan9469
@jakeryan9469 5 жыл бұрын
The more I see of him the more I like him..."You don't understand. I CANNOT leave this Best Buy without a bag!"
@wesakafortune8201
@wesakafortune8201 5 жыл бұрын
Amh top 5 yea funniest idk about that
@KNOCEANMUSIC
@KNOCEANMUSIC 5 жыл бұрын
This is really brilliant the way he set this joke up and executed it.
@blinkth3dog
@blinkth3dog 5 жыл бұрын
He's spot on with the ice cream machine. This was by far best episode of this series. Second would maybe be the black dude on shrooms
@414jay7
@414jay7 5 жыл бұрын
His name ali siddiq... Best one is mitchell , than the mexican got on boots... The mushrooms wasnt really as good as the other stories ive listed
@DreadYgKuma
@DreadYgKuma 4 жыл бұрын
"Billy I got the Michael Jackson!!"
@davlynnolan236
@davlynnolan236 4 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 жыл бұрын
After this one, I love Roy Wood, Jr's bit about being on Star Search with Arsenio Hall, and the other favorite one is "Seal Team Six with Uncle Luke."
@FireTeamEnt
@FireTeamEnt Жыл бұрын
This story was worth the wait. That's how you tell a story. #Genius
@SonjaS222
@SonjaS222 5 жыл бұрын
Great storytelling. I really enjoyed this one.
@ricaard
@ricaard Жыл бұрын
What a great storyteller! Best of Luck to Big Mix!
@MrSteve-hy9yo
@MrSteve-hy9yo 5 жыл бұрын
Hell Yeah! That was funny. Good life lesson. Be nice to people, you never know when that person is going to save you from mistaken identity.
@jaimevargasalvarado579
@jaimevargasalvarado579 4 жыл бұрын
I love you Roy. Im a colombian, who grew up in Virginia, currently living in Barcelona, and still, your message gets across.
@skiihendoo2929
@skiihendoo2929 5 жыл бұрын
Macroni with Gummy Bears, has me Rolling🤣😂😏
@disasterdinosaur2925
@disasterdinosaur2925 5 жыл бұрын
Badass story Roy! I really liked the end you nailed it. This should have way more views
@jascam1
@jascam1 2 жыл бұрын
To be a great comedian you have to be a master story teller to relate your life inventory. Roy Wood is definitely on his way to greatness. Keep the laughs coming.
@bluegrasspointofview5191
@bluegrasspointofview5191 3 жыл бұрын
Cutting steaks for the endless steak buffet is the best job I've ever had. You are everyone's hero.
@lungaelchanaan9079
@lungaelchanaan9079 5 жыл бұрын
This man is such a great storyteller, if he ever becomes a grandfather, he'll be a superhero to his grandchildren
@wolfie9229
@wolfie9229 2 жыл бұрын
This is why Roy Wood Jr. would forever be one of my favourite comedians. He tells his stories brilliantly, and there's always something to take away from the entire experience! I'm clapping so hard after watching this!
@artgamechanger3841
@artgamechanger3841 5 жыл бұрын
INCREDIBLE story telling! This man is gifted.
@patrickpearson1665
@patrickpearson1665 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@jonathanrivlin6248
@jonathanrivlin6248 3 жыл бұрын
This is such a great performance and story. So many lessons. Have watched this clip several times. Thank you Mr Wood.
@annala2956
@annala2956 5 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant! He is one of my favorite comedians currently. Great telling of the story!
@keenanflame
@keenanflame 4 жыл бұрын
He's one of the best storytellers out there!
@phasm42
@phasm42 5 жыл бұрын
"Work at a vitamin shop for too long" 😅
@marksasahara1115
@marksasahara1115 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this story! Shout Out RW, Jr, Big Mix, Smitty and of course, Joyce! +2
@TashasTattoos
@TashasTattoos 5 жыл бұрын
This literally happened to me at job cafeteria when the chef said Hey! French fries!?" Ugh...never went back for fries 🤣😂
@druid_zephyrus
@druid_zephyrus 5 жыл бұрын
You should never feel embarrassed by what you like! The two most important people at any establishment: hospital, hotel, truck stop, wherever, are the cook and the janitor. Always make friends with them. If the cook calls you french fries, after 2-3 friendly interactions you can and Will get extra fries. When I was at a hospital one time, I would always order a burger with extra bacon fries and extra side of pickles. Dudes name was Ronny. After 3 days no up charge on extra bacon, he would close the lid and tell me to tell the cashier it was a plain burger. End of the week, he would see me on line and have it ready, walk it around the counter and tell me to go out the side door for free lunch. If you dont like being called french fries, just chuckle and say "the names,*insert your preferred name* but I dooooooo looooove french fries!" I guarentee you will start getting double fries for free.
@razordu30
@razordu30 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible story telling; one of the best endings to a set ever.
@specialistgreen
@specialistgreen 5 жыл бұрын
Yo, did my mans just introduce...himself? 😂
@pianogirl6932
@pianogirl6932 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a joke that's been on this channel for some time
@maureenmurray9010
@maureenmurray9010 5 жыл бұрын
It pays to treat all persons well , even if you've never had a verbal discourse with them, because you never know when and where you might meet and need them. Sometimes you are a place ,you feel alone,maybe lost and you look around and recognize a face ,someone you know just in passing its a kind of almost a given that you feel you both know each other and by just seeing that familiar face gives you a kind of reassurance. You are not alone anymore . You approach the person with a winning smile and then you two talk for the first time.
@InteristaS5
@InteristaS5 5 жыл бұрын
This was an awesome story. This guy is extremely talented. Need to see more of him!
@donkojinho6567
@donkojinho6567 2 жыл бұрын
That setup was amazing for the final punchline👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@28happenstance
@28happenstance 5 жыл бұрын
Master story teller! Love Roy Wood Jr.
@kariannstickle2708
@kariannstickle2708 5 жыл бұрын
This is why the show has gotten better and better each season. Roy is amazing.
@wootforicecream
@wootforicecream 5 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest and best in the series! Love the life lessons and full circle ending
@JokeDeity2
@JokeDeity2 Жыл бұрын
I love when Roy announces himself. XD
@mzlady6407
@mzlady6407 5 жыл бұрын
I loves me some Golden Corral & Roy Woods Jr.!
@farahduale7248
@farahduale7248 5 жыл бұрын
The art of story telling is really a very promising asset to have
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling 5 жыл бұрын
That was fucking Gold. Love some Roy Wood Jr and this was fantastic.
@jdsims9064
@jdsims9064 2 жыл бұрын
I love this set. I have to come back to watch it every few months. I moved away from the south now and this always takes me home. Thank you.
@djlworldwide2012
@djlworldwide2012 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. great story, good laugh...you're amazing!
@hollymcdowell2865
@hollymcdowell2865 Жыл бұрын
Man nailed the perfect balance of laughs and real talk. Roy you are always awesoem
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