Life Portrayed by TF2

when people tell tf2 players to "get a life", i don't think this is what they meant
Thumbnail SFM by YoshiBobby
Famous Actors:
God/Scout - raw
Dad - Octo
Mom - Mayo
Teacher (Mr. Dover) - Mr. YeetYeeterson
Soldier Friend - Usshii
Stoner - WARP
Frat Bro Scout - Creeproot
My future wife - Snuffy (PLEASE dm me if you're a cute vtuber)
McDonalds Worker - China
Bad Cop - Sleepy
Good Cop - Payton
Priest - Heckolo
Wife - iwasyourfather
Kid 1 - Doppo
Kid 2 - Usshii
Dog - Sleepy
McDonalds Manager - JoySlip
Jesus - CyberWizard
Songs Used (in order):
Outer Wilds - Giant's Deep
Deltarune - Hometown Day
Animal Crossing City Folk - 2 PM
Undertale - Alphys
Ace Attorney - Pressing Pursuit
Yoshi's New Island - Ukiki Jammin
Animal Crossing New Leaf - Able Sisters
Ace Attorney - Old Age, Regret, Retribution
Kirby: Planet Robobot - The Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy Ever Vs Galacta Knight
Deltarune - School
idk what song this is its just "stock party sound effects"
Undertale - Home
New Super Mario Bros Wii - Main Menu
Earthbound - Hi Hi Hi
Animal Crossing City Folk - 8 PM (Normal)
Arthur Benson - Simple Pleasantries
Ace Attorney - Pressing Pursuit (again)
Undertale - Snowdin Town
Deltarune - Girl Next Door
Paper Mario: The Origami King - Toad Town Ghost Town
Undertale - For the Fans
Outer Wilds - Main Title
Outer Wilds - Giant's Deep (again)
Congrats, you made it to the end of the description credits, here's my shameless keyword spam as a reward:
Not mge players in tf2 be like, or tf2 if it was a nature documentary, or bad trickstab tutorials be like, but you should watch those videos too!
skit inspired by mcyum's life portrayed by minecraft
#tf2 #skit

[@rawccoon]

This video wouldn't have been possible without the help of dozens of extra actors! Join the discord if you wanna help out in video shenanigans and see behind the scenes stuff: discord.gg/Skpr8UFFtq

[@cashmire]

E

[@unclemanbun]

Yes sir!

[@vintagememelord8168]

I like this, yt algorithm. Especially the sex.

[@vintagememelord8168]

T

[@enderpichu]

planet fortress 2 confirmed?

[@TheRealBozoKing]

5:23 That Pyro's thumbs up was the most reassuring thing I have ever seen

[@user-un2pf4ht9l]

Mmmhp 👍

[@AMBATUKAMceo]

Hhmhmmp 👍

[@wr3nche5]

uhhuh👍

[@-Bigiron-]

Mhm 👍

[@roiwelboren9302]

mmmhp👍

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

proud to be the medic in the left row at 4:31, trully an oscar deserving performance imo

[@2FortMailman]

proud to be the aces high spy in that same scene, hopefully we can share the oscar

[@swagubirk]

im proud to be the scout at the top as well, truly a me moment of all time imo

[@arsray7285]

its like charlie playing in hunger games, if not for him the entirety of the thing would collapse

[@szymik5789]

congrats

[@imkazakhhh]

Is this a gmod or actually in tf2?

[@CyberWizardTF2]

So this is why we haven’t seen any evidence of God in that past 2000 years. He was just stuck in the casual queue…

[@dovaplay2173]

nah competitive quene 🪑

[@2FORTRETARDS]

Bro

[@MrFireWolf]

he was searching a pass time match

[@ripley7910]

i like to think he joined 2 fort once and then after that, swore off of humanity forever

[@ColinTurnedIntoAnEngie]

ah piss

[@noah-ux2cz]

Damn new Emesis Blue movie looks great.

[@nakedmario9359]

Emesis blue (good ending)

[@lovecheesesticks]

Nah we’re smoking that emesis green

[@Kyzen-wy1xd]

​@lovecheesesticks arch nemesis red

[@Someone-stole-my-kidney]

Emesis weed

[@Ayan_69420]

Emesis red atcually

[@court_jesture]

Glad to have been an actor with a part that anyone couldve done in only 2 scenes, I'll look forward to my $1000 check raw, thanks!

[@T29Heavy]

4:24 Who never knew that having a bucket of chicken would immediately get you married

[@moniflow]

As a girl, I can confirm this is true

[@AnotherNikoPfpOnYoutube]

​@@moniflow hmm let me try.. hey there i got a bucket of chicken

[@colereese3315]

​@@AnotherNikoPfpOnKZbinhmmm, okay

[@Tf2gamer019]

​@@colereese3315that actually worked what the fu-

[@AcornRightThere]

@Moniflow You Take ​@@AnotherNikoPfpOnKZbin As your loving husband

[@TJLeBozo]

5:40 “Yeah dad?” 🧍‍♂️

[@isaac..gamezz2777]

I would make a chain but I’m a little late

[@SunscreenEater2nd]

i would make a chain but i'm a little late

[@Dummy18275]

I would make a chain but I’m a little late

[@Landerrock]

I would make a chain but I’m a little late

[@Liphole34]

Bots

[@tuxford_h]

At least he didn't vape, thank God.

[@dutchvanderlinde8467]

But he almost bought weed

[@detomnz2024]

Too much vapers here

[@bluboyd3637]

​@@dutchvanderlinde8467still more forgivable then vape

[@GordonF1]

​@@bluboyd3637you eat weed or smoke weed

[@Napstablook_ghost589]

@@GordonF1I eat the cotton candy in the attic :D

[@Casual_PKBeats]

Maybe in the Wutville queue the VTuber will finally notice him

[@rawccoon]

ON MY WAY TO WUTVILLE IMMEDIATELY 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Dapperpilot]

@@rawccoonno

[@thisiaaname9655]

nutville

[@MKTB22]

2:56 not out of place for scout

[@Turtleboilol]

I love how the son legit has the voice of a grown man, no “Little Jimmy” impression, just full masculinity.

[@leepik28]

1:55 i love that no random critical hits are just becose like in the game

[@dutchvanderlinde8467]

Balance is everything, anything else is nothing

[@HillBillyBob1]

What

[@Gardeningismypassion833]

0:32 false medic would probably let scout get zapped 💀

[@terrifichorse369]

I don’t think Medic would, more like Spy would let him get zapped.

[@dominusempire2917]

Scout prob her only fucking child

[@quintonio7]

“Oh fiddlesticks” - Spy

[@TheAllPowerfulPie]

Sapped

[@waterness6874]

5:11 damn thats a deep voice.

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

Ha

[@BLP_Memes]

*W O O F*

[@xaviidk]

@@BLP_MemesNO NO We're taking straight back!

[@garikm24]

​​​​@@xaviidksir, it was a pleasure working in this company for the past 30 years but, I think my time has come, I'll like to resign, and-

[@xaviidk]

@@garikm24 yeah yeah yeah, ya quit. Noew get out of my sight!

[@ryxonnn4782]

4:26 I got a bucket of chicken

[@unclemanbun]

'jEsUs ChRiSt!!' 'yeah dad?' 'oh not you son, sorry'

[@TheMastermind7259]

Every time I hear this joke, I think "Is that the Czech movie reference"

[@The_voices_are_getting_louder_]

Its been a while, but we are glad to see raw make videos. It seems raw hasnt lost his touch on comedy, Love the vids

[@jamesleung2446]

that -spy- cat is not one of us!

[@TheTapeMan]

4:56 my abilities with women explained in one scene.

[@theONLYREALThenone27]

HOW IT FEELS to exist

[@Alexys]

true

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

What you just saw is a recreation of my untimely demise to blunt force trauma to the head!

[@Gree-xl4kw]

Today

[@roomba396]

Nice refernce :)

[@BlueGuy224]

3:15 the pyro chef on the back XD

[@yeetandyum3709]

5:22: Heavy: “HEY CHARLIE, JUMP IN FOR BILLY OVER HERE ON THE GRILL” Pyro: 👍

[@kylelegenpants9995]

i love the, "we dont have the budget for a hospital scene."

[@NaviZ57]

Man this is a very good history telling. And now i see that elmaxo is really a omnipresence being

[@vintagememelord8168]

So... did the kids become spy mains?

[@whathaveicreated1197]

yes and the process repeats

[@JamesMichaelTorres]

Scout didn't raise them right 😔

[@ADPYTSaveTF2FixTF2]

No. Even worse. Sniper mains

[@MxNBmax]

Scout died at the end, so probably (ikyk)

[@Kartuuse806]

​@@ADPYTSaveTF2FixTF2 oh no.

[@Stoomer_]

Happy to say i contributed almost nothing

[@Mf_CHIP]

🏅

[@tgdevourer]

still better than me, I didn't even know this was happening.

[@Stoomer_]

@@tgdevourer i contributed 1 single costume in this entire video (well, i made more, they just didnt make it into the video)

[@WeedSoldier]

You did a great job✨️✨️

[@hahen8]

Same

[@ElijahLothrop]

0:24 The 🗿 sound

[@theunusual_]

This is the perfect example to explain how you'll get a life-worth expierence in casual TF2.

[@Friendlyfire_101]

0:48 bro it wasn’t even a minute and the wife sees spy’s history😂😂

[@The_InternetFunnyMan]

Plot twist it’s filled with Cauliflower R34

[@anaillobre5036]

4:25 best pick up line ever

[@trinz007]

"I got a bucket of chicken" -Best words to say to your girlfriend from Scout

[@MrBageI]

I'm very proud of how I helped in this amazing creation, it was a roller coaster of ups and downs, it was hard work but I finished it and you may be asking what I did? I replied no to the need help announcement and posted memes in general

[@w.d.gaster1142]

"Hey uhh...mm....hmm.. uhh, I've got a bucket of chicke-" Getting married. Man I'm dead 💀

[@Jimjamuel]

Realistic

[@LehGhostyGuy]

It looks REALLY good, great job man

[@BunnyNotFound]

We've come full circle. This is back to machinima days.

[@albo3music]

Takes me back to Red vs Blue :3

[@SeanRobert-di8sz]

4:22 nah the expiration date reference 💀💀💀

[@vergil2746]

4:39 Proud to be the book shelf on the right. I expect my payment till next Monday.

[@st7038]

You have the most unique and creative vids that ive seen in tf2 for a while

[@jbomb06]

3:16 and 2:45 jbomb cameo! in all seriousness it was nice to be a part of this project!

[@ComentaristaPromedio]

This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen in a TF2 video.

[@GordonF1]

Weed?

[@KimberSpores]

"Now speak" "WOOF" "Nope we're taking it back"

[@zer0ishere]

my favorite part was the secret deleted mobile game scene from the gmod map

[@Parado_Q]

5:07 medi dog 💀

[@JoyfulProductionsTM]

"OH JESUS CHRIST" "Yeah Dad?" funniest scene imo

[@defnothankjwimbleton3475]

5:17 this was nice. They sent him home with a retirement burger as a congratulations. Least his boss truly cares

[@Red.Shadow.Maggots]

4:09 did he said he paid tier 3 subs to Pokimane? AND HAS TAXES?? Subs has taxes??

[@C_rrptd]

Wait till you hear buying stuff from the black market has no taxes

[@pixel__huh]

2:22 Bri'ish scout

[@Ihaveagasmask]

🤢🤮

[@liamdavis8591]

1:01 spy disappeared just like my dad

[@BodeN64]

1:03 I would want to be in his class tbh

[@Cantaloupe_guy]

Same

[@EliseyzScripts]

1:47 I THOUGHT OF IT TOO! its a reference on a video named "learning how to rocket jump be like:" or something like that

[@Paydin1200]

Really happy with how this video turned out, being the voice of the good cop was fun lol

[@Imlekoolerkid]

4:26 "I've got a bucket of chicken" how did he manage to pull that out of nowhere and immediately get married

[@kermit7882]

2:03 Literally me...

[@cough_drop]

idk why but the fact of a tiny scout with a giant head brings happiness upon me if only i wasnt stupid enough to figure out how to make one

[@JackNick2000]

I’ve hardly played TF2, and I still fear the fear in god’s eyes when he’s queued for Wutvile

[@ImTorryTF2]

I love the creativity keep it up man!!

[@Jack-n5n4u]

Voice crack "Listen... i have a bucket of chicken" Marrige

[@TheCritterOfOz]

Alternative name: life of Scout Portrayed by Scout

[@RubenBunn]

*scout carrying max milk while talking* heavy: mad milk? Scout: I made it myself

[@gremlin0O0]

1:35 hm?

[@argot3004]

didnt expect the outer wilds music, but a pleasant surprise. glad to see you are cultured.

[@LawreAnimations]

I just expected Spy cloaking at some point, like a father disappearing for the milk.

[@confusedwolfman3575]

It only took him 1 minute to lose his father

[@keagancop5451]

4:22 “Hey I” *glass shatter* “Hm hmm um” “I um” “Listen um I-I got a bucket of chik-“

[@frbadedits]

Why does he sound like evbo😭

[@AngeloA4Kid]

Yea....

[@X-terion_uh_i_forgor]

As a Canadian we literally don't do taxes at all 🆒 3:33

[@davinaoakley-wy1pi]

HOW

[@ChaseGall340]

Ok I think I want to move to Canada

[@Milliea209]

I mean I’m in Canada to

[@kenthmarrero6354]

"I got a bucket of chicken" *music of married*

[@ArztTSG]

"that actually worked wtf" 99% of married men can relate to that

[@TinyEngi]

"Jesus Christ!" - Father "Hey dad" - Jesus comedy

[@Intheflesh-y6k]

Listen I've got a bucket of chicken*gets married*

[@karenortiz1847]

4:22 *hey IM- ahMmMmm um i um, tch- ai- listen, I got a bucket of chicken-* *3 seconds later* *Getting Married* best rizz line ever...

[@DavidDamjanovski]

"Oh fiddlesticks I thought i baby proofed that!" Guess spy was a Nerd in School

[@Alvisnini123]

This makes sense spy dated scouts mom so he’s his dad

[@Envixityreal]

Was born at that time and Lightning Mcqueen was my favorite movie. Gotta miss those times

[@Not_real_vortigaunt]

“My life is just video game”

[@chadinbrackets]

I wish Valve added this as a campaign or a tutorial.

[@THEONEANDONLYWARDGAMING]

"I was never he you little 💩"💀💀💀

[@Toxin9701]

"Wow, taxes are a lot easier than I thought. I only needed to pay like, 50 dollars." If only

[@olivedude]

"listen, i gotta bucket of chi-" is the funniest line

[@dashgilliehan6292]

“OH FIDDLESTICKS I THOUGHT I BABY PROVED THAT” got me rolling💀

[@Benjimain809]

how did i only find this video now! dude you are amazing! like and subbed!

[@megatonradiolive]

"OH JESUS CHRIST" "yae dad" "no not you" that caught me off guard

[@BobertPlaysGD]

if heavy is in space why has nobody found him??

[@Cupheadsadvocate]

Because you need to be pure of heart and carrying a sandvich

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

"Woof" in the most bored tone ever. lmao

[@memes_diarios_9]

How to get a girlfriend in tf2 as scout: Step 1:have a bucket of chicken Then you get a girlfriend and get married

[@Piper-e8y]

The dads supposed to be blue spy and the “fork stab” 😂😂 the whole things awesome!

[@supersonicthehedgehog7781]

"Listen." *"I got a bucket of chicken"*

[@rafaeldelacruz3597]

4:25 guy: i have a bucket of chicken Girl: lets get married!!!

[@TienPham-fh7vc]

“ Woof “ 5:12

[@TheGETOUTRater]

“w o o f.”

[@Duhok65bv]

‏‪2:51‬‏ BRO SCOUT MY BF

[@mccoolfriend6818]

"He'll be back any second now......anyyyyyy second now." and he did XD

[@MidnightDStroyer]

So, THAT explains how every Team member can respawn when they die...Reincarnation!

[@-Grovesy-]

"JESUS CHRIST!" "Yeah dad?" *Comedy gold*

[@cousindaniel]

god saying he feels like he remembers the rocket jumping course could possibly mean that every video representing a certain part of tf2 is just god just taking interest in the game for some particular reason the lore of the tf2-verse extends…….

[@The_tf2spy]

"uhhhhhh..., VHY DOES GOD LOOKS LIKE HEVY" -lazypurple

[@playtimecorporation-vq3xn]

"got a bucket of chicken" ~scout tf2

[@blaineamongus-vp8vd]

Scout: Think fast chuckle nut *metal pipe sound*

[@marialuna2784]

The way he grows with the bandages

[@flopper126]

"Listen, uhh.. i got a bucket of chicke-" "That actually worked what the fu-"

[@peptic3539]

the kids went on and grew up to be spy mains