REACTING TO OLD CRINGY FACEBOOK POSTS

[@kennabarkdull48]

the future.... the very near future...

[@ShredGuy]

Go on your old Myspaces. Double dare you.

[@brandontheriot873]

yes, fuck yea

[@mrm1dn1ght53]

quadruple dare

[@Matt-cz2gv]

yess

[@Dickey7861]

I've tried, I for the life of me can't remember my log in info or even search my account. I want to see the ultimate cringe haha

[@brandontheriot873]

+Dickeyfighter7861 let me see if I can find it for you man

[@RivalXHorseman]

5:44 Dickey lookin like your stereotypical middle school bully

[@ImmortalKombatPanda]

hahaha

[@kintrap5376]

How does he look younger now than senior year of high school

[@WomensrightsL0L]

5:09 "I'm gonna smoke myself to death because to be honest I'm sick of living in this world" DAMN THAT ANGST LMAO

[@MysticPhonk-cp1rc]

+Musically Oblivious Scene Kid That's Highly Pretentious And Ignorant your name tho......

[@jakeklossing4352]

"No new years kiss for me this year. WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! :`("

[@Forest_V19]

What a name you have! Is that on your birth certificate?

[@trevorwhatever2050]

This is absolute GOLD haha "you look like an unhappy soccer mom" hahahaha

[@eltontonacatld1275]

why did Jared post things that Jayden Smith would say

[@StricklandAssistantManager]

I never used to believe that conspiracy that Jared was replaced by a look alike, but now that I've seen how jacked he was previously I actually think it has down credence.

[@garrettboomerbender]

I tell you hwat

[@LBP101]

A Lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

[@kellanmeeker]

The tears that stain my cheek make me look weak! I wear them proudly! I wear them proud! ASKING ALEXANDRIA LYRICS "The Final Episode (Let's Change The Channel)"

[@Slayer-zv9ho]

No

[@papa_zay.]

Don't feel bad guys, I once saw a facebook post on how if you microwaved your tablet it would charge. Then proceeded to post about how I lost a tablet that day.

[@oscarmike4888]

holy shit my step brother did the same thing to his phone!

[@chloedillon96]

My brother did that to his phone when he was drunk and set the microwave on fire :)

[@papa_zay.]

+Chloe Dillon being drunk and microwaving your phone is always a fun time

[@ScarryChili]

And they don't stop coming... Da na na

[@HannaHorn]

this black mascara stains my skin 😂😂😂👌🏻

[@Dickey7861]

Kill me please

[@indigotheindieghost7214]

+Dickeyfighter7861 nope!

[@cvspvr]

-austin alexandria

[@gingernproud9089]

"You look like an unhappy soccer mom"-Dickey (official quote/insult of the day)

[@caps1ze572]

Young Jared looks like he only listens to Five Finger Death Punch

[@vintagejm]

Thank you, Dickey for those wonderful lyrics.

[@laineharris1574]

3 years later this is in my suggested videos. Outright laughing now.

[@nerd543211]

If you actually bench 280 I will have the utmost respect for you

[@joshuacowger6740]

+Jared Dines I will surpass that with all my might cause right now I'm at 285 pounds for bench but I'm a big dude I'm like 5'11" and weigh in about 335 so I'm like muscle and fat. Wish me luck and by the way what brand of bass would you get if you had to out of these three choices Jackson USA signature David Ellefson concert bass CB V, Ibanez BTB Series 5 string, or Schecter Hellraiser Extreme-4?

[@Zmij2030]

+Jared Dines As a weightlifter I don't think that's douchey actually. My 5 rep max right now is 175 lol

[@nerd543211]

+Jared Dines only about 200 as of now for me

[@intralimpidus6216]

280 what? lbs? kg? mg?

[@MysticPhonk-cp1rc]

+Jared Dines would you say that you lift things up and put them down?

[@Realminislimshady]

I could watch this one all day. I need a part 2!

[@robertpaulson2946]

Nice fit for an autopsy shirt. i get to see them live next month with rings of saturn, thy art is murder and dark sermon

[@Malchotheracoon]

Jared is the only dude who looks younger now and way older in his teen photos

[@johnbarfield3516]

Is that smash mouth in the back

[@shanemcdonnell4322]

John Barfield yes

[@WetNoodles1367]

TKAABD!!! TKAABD!!!

[@jaydenwilkinson834]

"My shoulder burns from your tears"

[@iamlegion3148]

I love the stuff you two do. never fails to entertain.

[@drsteelphoenix6473]

My KZbin literally crashed the second Austin said the first word of his lyrics

[@WaffleDeath.]

Jared dines is benching 280. JARED YOU MONSTER LAD

[@jakethepillowsnake4098]

That was really funny. Well done guys. It takes guts to do something like this.

[@erinwhitfield9284]

"unhappy soccer mom" that was gold.

[@Nantosuelta]

at 8:58 young Jared looks like a fat Christopher Guest from This Is Spinal Tap

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Well, whoever moved into Austin's house got a ton of money from the can return center

[@SOADfreakable]

+Munchell360 how much money do you get in the USA for 1 can?

[@therestingmitchface6241]

+SOADfreakable 5 cents, but he had soooo many cans

[@SOADfreakable]

Munchell360 in germany 25 cents^^

[@apanapandottir205]

THIS VIDEO IS THE FUCKING BEST :DDDD Laughed out loud by myself so many times.

[@natalie4905]

austin's song lyrics changed my life

[@crystalouellette1513]

please post a screenshot of the yawning = 20% battery on your twitter I need that in my life

[@davisenas9949]

Austin was Thanos on them monster energy drink caps ahaahhaha

[@franlovelsimic8421]

I laughed my ass of at Jared's posts while Dickey was talking hahahahaha, this was brilliant

[@SirusX1]

That was a hilarious video to take up too. As always keep up the good work guys. Love it.

[@FusicPool]

Like an unhappy soccer mom, XD

[@jordanconn3390]

Sick puppet meme in the background xD

[@thesamplerproject632]

jesus the amount of confidence and self esteem you guys must have to do this XD

[@danielwaldrop5863]

hey Austin Dickey, that mascara scar post. were you heavily into Atreyu or something hahaha

[@CoffinDragger239]

Nice shirt! Fit for an autopsy is sick!

[@ifinnasplooge]

3:53 i fucking died when he said that shit

[@akmccas]

Austin, you aren't the only one. I don't keep the cans, but I keep the tabs to all of the energy drinks I drink. I have a zip lock back full of them

[@MasonzeroDigitalWorks]

+Alex McCaslin My best friend did that in high school and then made chainmail armor out of them. It was lame and awesome at the same time.

[@nickmurray9193]

Jareds Furby shirt tho. No joke, I legit have a massive collection of (Around 75) furbies, mostly the 1998 version.

[@Ubarberet]

I CAN SEE THE DANK MEMES IN THE BACKGROUND

[@joma4499]

holy shit, Jared with a soul patch was jacked as hell!

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

"I love Justin with all my heart and wish he was my pooky all night long so we could cuddle and stuff."... Jared wins this round, step up your game Austin...

[@chrismiller396]

LARRY, THE CUCUMBER! xD

[@Meudeujeu]

Jared's hair before the hat symbiont took over.

[@tigerstyle4505]

Glad I didn't do social media like that. Fuck.

[@Arthemesia]

Definitley be fun to see more lol

[@gamerkid2004]

Anyone else notice that all star is in the background

[@jessedean4331]

Now Austin colour coordinates his shirts with his hair.

[@scottkaleo842]

I remember commenting on Jared's post about him being honest about what he thinks of people. haha good times

[@xx7secondsxx]

Hahahahah I'm totally bumming that yawn joke! Lmafo

[@h1de]

Please more old pics! And Jared please grow your hair like that again. :)

[@alexgannon5733]

"You look like an unhappy soccer mom." - Austin Dickey 2017

[@calebchristensen8207]

Most of what Jared says reminds me of those shitty "memes"that the old people share on facebook.

[@minotaurmusic1104]

Looks like we finally saw Jared without a Snapback

[@jiggly8421]

Gold Cobra in the back ground nice touch.

[@TheWeavs1999]

Jared with his Bruce Dickinson hair

[@threefiddyone]

5:07 Now that song is stuck in my head

[@georgesmith8366]

Unhappy soccer mom 😂 I’m down with the sickness 💀

[@THEpower924]

'Suck on that lollypop' Lil'Wayne!'

[@johnpate6597]

Is that fucking smash mouth in the back left monitor? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@misteryace21]

I love how they have Smash Mouth in the back

[@brendenpanageas3847]

Why is Jared on the charger but is at 100%😂

[@Nicole-dc4qr]

didn't even get to watch the video because of all the cringing I was doing 😂

[@solly8352]

9:13 14 year old Jared with 41 year old Austin

[@PlatonistAstronaut]

That friendzone post, though.

[@comiccow17]

Jarod where in the hell did you get that furby t-shirt and where in the hell can I find one. Lol

[@bigreddartt6031]

New slogan: Facebook, release your inner douchbag

[@TheePyroman]

Omg Jared without hat 😂

[@metalhead83192]

tw knives and a bride's dress actually sounds pretty bad ass

[@andrewsinclair5899]

Lol smash mouth on the screen😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuapanyik5031]

It's been three seconds and I'm already cringed out

[@devinhence3104]

I Collect Monster Cans TOO!!! XD along with jones soda bottles and many other collectibles...im kind of a hoarder lol

[@WetNoodles1367]

mine is MtnDew cans and bottles

[@gamedate3324]

First thing I thought of when I saw him with the long hair was young Ozzy.

[@MrXboxlivenoob]

What was the guy on the right saying at 5:11? Somebody played ...... by the devil wears prada?

[@airstry2828]

Jared's laugh makes me laugh to much...

[@brettrobinson7486]

Jared at 14 looks like fetus ozzy Osborne

[@chaseschwinn8826]

o man this was awesome.... These were some corny shits yall read haha

[@OhCapitainIAmSinking]

5:38 Is that Josh Woodard in the very back?

[@worldwarwhore6984]

I will never listen to Big Wiggly Style the same way ever again

[@astridloveszombies5835]

badass fit for an autopsy shirt

[@nut8856]

"Aw! Little dickey"

[@Robo2SJB]

Gnome child and All Star in the background.

[@Adam-df6wy]

good job on the 280 jared

[@chadgeary2653]

angry soccer mom jared is best jared

[@DaniiMarie333]

Agoraphobia is the fear of leaving your home

[@DANZlIG]

if I think about Jared at anytime of the day Ima just assume he's benching 280

[@bigbodybaph8707]

16 year old dickey really likes a prophecy apparently

[@guitarplyr123]

I've been collecting Monster cans since 2007, cool to know someone else did too haha

[@slaturn]

"You look like and unhappy soccer mom"

[@eggdaddy7724]

Why is all star on your mac?

[@Zixxer_rider]

Jared had a legit glo up, dickey looks similar :D

[@somethingwicked7696]

Hey, Austin posted his bad lyrics on my 7th birthday XD

[@PhantomXT]

Well, we now know an approximate on how Jared looks without a hat... The mystery is nearly solved!

[@gh0stdem0n666]

just go see fluff's review for the khdk ghoul screamer video and you will see Jared with no hat.

[@gh0stdem0n666]

and also his Facebook page

[@Dickey7861]

Or literally any of our old covers pre 10 styles of metal.

[@PhantomXT]

... Well this is an awkward situation...

[@BigBenisBoah]

8:57 Jared has Bruce Dickinson's old long hair