REACTING to *Pitch Meetings: The Twilight Saga* WE'RE DYING!! Ryan George | Screen Rant

[@whitenoisereacts]

What pitch meeting should we watch next??

[@mnomadvfx]

John Wick!

[@Seraphim4190]

You should watch the chuckesmee video about the animatronic doll they tried to use for the baby renesmee.

[@baskervillebee6097]

All of them.

[@juliejanisbooks6580]

You've probably seen all the Harry Potter ones but that's a reaction idea.

[@aaronthesaxman660]

Tenet!!

[@phrophannus]

"She's like a bull, she sees a red flag and runs at it" best line

[@nandotnt5678]

He's the ultimate film critic, he does this so often that he can't enjoy a film with out going into "pitch" mode

[@ArethaVGuedes]

I love pitch meeting! His comedy timing is perfect

[@whitenoisereacts]

He is a legend!!!

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“What are we doing, man?” “Money?” “Oh right! Money!"

[@marcye3649]

“Romantic puking is tight” is the best thing I ever heard

[@gippywhite]

I love this guy! His name is Ryan George and he has his own KZbin channel. He was doing pitch meetings before being on Screen Rant, that’s how they found him. He has complete control over his videos and what’s in the green screen background. He says if it’s an older movie from the 80s or 90s, he changes the computer in the background. And sometimes the pictures in the picture frames in the background change, too. It’s difficult to recommend just one, two, or a couple of his videos because they’re all great! Basically, just watch any Pitch Meeting for any movie you have seen. I guarantee you will like them and it may open your eyes to something you may have missed in the movie. Just be aware, the older the Pitch Meeting is, the last campy it is. He’s more serious in the older ones and he slowly develops into the goofy, smiley guys. Enjoy!!!💙💙💙

[@mattyoung7415]

Yes, everyone knows this.

[@gippywhite]

@@mattyoung7415 No, everyone does not know this.

[@thomasnewton2935]

@@mattyoung7415 if everybody knew this, dude in the video wouldn't have contributed any of ryan George's video to screen rant.

[@justlivinglife1167]

@@mattyoung7415 what's wrong with you pal, obviously not them. Literally the whole point of this being one of their first reactions to him. So naturally its nice to have someone who's never really watched these videos or haven't watched them much, have someone else explain it in detail😕

[@someone-kv3nz]

the baby isn’t an immortal child because she was born half vampire and half human, not turned into a vampire after she was born a human. immortal children were stuck at the age they were turned so they couldn’t be taught and were dangerous.

[@wearywanderer7018]

“Oh, characters leading stuff VIA search engines is one of my favorite things to watch” His scripts are fantastic 😂

[@flovonnejohnson707]

22:59 An immortal child is a child/infant/toddler that was turned into a vampire. They are physically and mentally stunted at the age they were turned. They can't control their thirst and can't control their emotions. Imagine a 2 year old with the abilities of a vampire having a tantrum that can't be controlled or taught to behave. The reason reneesme isn't an immortal child is because shes half human which means she grows and ages and can learn and can learn to control herself and her thirst

[@TheMaskedChef7]

The CGI baby was the most unsettling thing I’ve ever seen! What the hell were they thinking the bad running and glitter was more than enough 😅

[@keiththompson3057]

Keep doing pitch meetings!!! ALL THE PITCH MEETINGS!!! Super easy ,barely an inconvenience 😂

[@whitenoisereacts]

Well played!!

[@Azmedon-AU]

@@whitenoisereacts Well playing is tight.

[@captainteeko4579]

My favorite thing about these films is absolutely Michael Sheen. He read the script and was like imma go harder than anyone else in these films regardless of what any director says 😂 he’s a delight 🤧✨ and these pitch meetings are incredible. Surprised he didn’t mention the “lochness monster” nickname 😂

[@B4DWOLF]

My favourite fan theory about the Cullens is that they all wear wigs. Meyer has stated that vampires can't grow or re-grow their hair, so all the Cullens have either no hair or just patches of it around their heads from it being ripped out so they have a collection of wigs in their house that they use which is why every movie has a different horrible wig. Also everyone needs to know that the only venom that can change someone is in their mouths so to fill up that syringe Edward just sat in a corner spitting into it for god knows how long.

[@spidman_cosplay]

You should do the Morbius pitch meeting it’s hilarious

[@Seisaidh]

This was so good; the Coraline Pitch Meeting is hilarious, too

[@khaosandlightliberation1980]

Ryan George had to watch all the Twilight movies in order to make those sketches. Gods bless his soul 😂😂😂😂😂 he’ll never unsee what he’s seen

[@phoenixfire124]

One of the funniest things I've seen is Taylor Lautner in an SNL skit as a teenager who's in a class debate about which is better team Edward or team Jacob... and he was a die hard team Edward fan.

[@LuLu-Sil]

"Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience! Oh really?" My favourite line 🤣 PLEASE watch the Harry Potter Pitch Meetings?

[@luminaratano3935]

Yeah lol it's hilarious yet my favorite is "why?' 'I don't know 'Fair enough' 🤣🤣

[@amandasamson4513]

I truly love the pitch meetings and the rest of his whole channel. I love Twilight, but this was GOLD!!

[@Beeba10]

22:55 Immortal children were human children that were turned into vampires, as opposed to Renesmee who was born part vampire. Immortal children do not grow, they are perpetually stuck at the age they were turned, unlike Renesmee. She's similar to the immortal children, but is not one of them. Fun fact: Jane and her brother Alec are meant to be like 12 or 13, so they could technically be classed as immortal children; nice to see the Volturi definitely not being hypocrites, nope, no hypocrisy here.

[@ianp1986]

Love pitch meetings. Ryan George is amazing. To be honest, you can’t really go wrong when picking one to react to, but it probably helps if it’s a film or show you’ve seen

[@phantomslay5612]

I prefer to keep an open mind with most things, but the Twilight Saga is legitimately something where I repeatedly have to ask myself, "who likes this?"

[@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse]

I put the twilight pitch meetings on whenever I need a laugh 😂

[@cjdavis2684]

God I really needed this tonight...Sorry I missed when it was live. But it could not have come at a better time. I was having a horrible weekend so far and was in a stressed out, depressed mood and this made me laugh so hard. as it is So true! I about fell off my chair laughing Thanks for posting this guys your awesome!

[@crtg4672]

One crazy thing about Ryan is seemingly everything he says that isn't a direct comment about something specific with a movie, is a catchphrase, he's got so many of them.

[@allthingsjustice6465]

Twilight gave out a bunch of messed up messages that a lot of people like teenage girls took to heart and it annoys me so much

[@pingvinererkule]

I cried laughing watching this, the original video is funny but it was even funnier watching you guys watching it lol The Twilight Honest Trailers are fun too!

[@Trikeboy2]

If you think the baby CGI was bad, you should see the puppet they came up with before they went the CGI route. That is pure nightmare fuel.

[@mattroxursoul]

An army of new borns would be pretty dangerous. All that cuteness could destroy some people.

[@IceRay.Mex1]

haha "barely an inconvenience" and "because she's the main character" XD

[@tinahastie]

I'm still recovering from a weird virus, so this made me laugh so much I had a coughing fit 😅😂. But it's only a mild inconvenience! Thanks guys, soooo funny! 🤣 I really love these.

[@foreverkent2225]

Well I’m glad to say that after watching this, my decision to abstain from the entirety of the twilight franchise was a good one.

[@mcoc1all1]

The pitch meeting for Tenet is great as well, especially the ending 😂

[@saragross5968]

You guys laughing made that a million times funnier! 🤣🤣 That was definitely a great pitch! If they have a pitch for Back to the Future, do it!

[@goonghana]

You should do a poll for these each week!!! Even if you love the movie that get roasts, it is still funny to watch because it makes sense when you think about it. It was a needed surprise! 🤩👏😁

[@7thangelz]

the pitch meeting for the last season of GoT is the best

[@madhavagarwal6110]

5:39 oh come on the KZbin ad At the same time my KZbin ad pops up

[@whitenoisereacts]

😂😂

[@5891irhs]

Yayy can't wait 💟!! Fifty shades pitch meetings are quite funny too.. if you've seen the movies 😅

[@whitenoisereacts]

😂😂

[@5891irhs]

@@whitenoisereacts 😄 but on a serious note.. all his marvel and GoT roasts are pretty funny as well!

[@jdnaz1288]

@13:53 - Isn't Edward younger than Jasper, since Edward's only 109?

[@shockmesane4158]

I love the old "like a bull, she runs at every red flag" joke. We've all had that friend or family member. "Yea, he did just get out of prison for the murder of his ex on a technicality because the DA was high on meth the entire trial, and yes, he did drop out of school in 3rd grade and can't read, but he has a good work ethic. And ok, he is 20 years older than me and has 8 kids by 8 different women, 3 of whom died under mysterious circumstances, but I'm pretty sure he's the ONE". God bless em.

[@someonefromcanada2668]

That was such a treat to see you react to all those back to back! Loved it.

[@annamarie1914]

All of the Pitch Meetings are great, but the Pitch Meeting for the movie Coraline is AMAZING!! If you haven't seen the movie, you should add it to your watch list. The movie is a classic! And the Pitch Meeting is golden.

[@katherinebaxter6870]

I love the pitch meetings. They always make me laugh, He always finds things that I don’t think of.

[@andrewmccormack4295]

You guys are great and I loved your response to this pitch meeting session,Ryan George is so good at doing these things,it's now at a point that I just can't wait for his next one or I'll start showing withdrawal symptoms.

[@Wolfie-q8y]

Never imagined you reacting to ryan this is everything 👊

[@PeachBBX]

btw to explain the first batman one. When Robert Pattinson was cast as Batman many were skeptical about it. People saying they cast the twilight guy as batman and stuff just relating to him being in twilight movies.

[@whitenoisereacts]

Well now he killed it!!!

[@KERRYPIKE]

Pitch meeting the twilight saga is very amazing.

[@Awefox]

You guys should watch all of them. Ryan is the funniest guy on KZbin for me.

[@whitenoisereacts]

We plan to

[@nortegar]

Something to think about is the kryptonite for actors that is typecasting. That's to say the least unfair. Robert Pattinson has worked with amazing actors in various dramatic, historical, and sci-fi productions. You guys should check out some of his work: The Devil All The Time (beside Bill Skarsgård and Tomm Holland), The Lighthouse (beside Willem DeFoe), Cosmopolis (beside Juliette Binoche), Queen of the Dessert (beside Nicole Kidman), Tenet (beside Daniel Glover)... And even though I like Pitch Meetings, sometimes jokes are made just to be funny.

[@PizzaHutCEO]

It’s newer but the Mandalorian pitch meeting is one of my favorites

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

Yesssss! This is awesome! But... as much as I love Ryan George, the Honest Trailers for the Twilight movies are pure gold! 😂

[@whitenoisereacts]

Well ok…I guess that’s what we gotta do next!

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

@@whitenoisereacts 😂😂 Can't wait!

[@chase_j8750]

Honest Trailers, definitely, my favorite honest trailers were the Twilight ones, it was so hilarious🤣

[@jkmacrunnel]

That was hilarious!!! Pitch meetings are very funny!

[@kingjames6948]

The funny thing is He's not wrong bella and Edward's " Love" at first seems Good but on rewatch its acutally all manipulation and Gaslighting, Bella has Lots of issues she hasn't had resolved like her abandonment issues, from her mom which is why she runs headfirst to Edward and his Manipulations and when Edward leaves she has night terrors about him being Gone and Runs to Jacob who begins as a Good guy but then starts to think that he's owed bella just because he's been waiting which I get But then he started to be toxic and manipulative too. He should've just left and found someone else. But then I Guaranteed if he did move on bella would try to Act like they could be together because she's toxic and she wants all of his attention. Because she's toxic too

[@michaelklaus]

22:55 Because the term is apperently taken directly from Interview with the Vampire. An immortal child is a child that got turned into a vampire. It will never develop physicall nor emotionally into a full adult and is therefore a danger to the vampire community. At least assuming this kinda makes sense in the context: once the Volturi learn that the child wasn't turned but instead grows they let it slide or something. Not sure though if the screen writers just skipped the explanation or if the novel did that, too I only read half a book of the series.

[@snarkysquirrel]

this is hilarious. glad youll be doing more of these.

[@trinasp]

I’m a huge Twilight fan, and I absolutely love this pitch meeting. Watched it many times!

[@richardthemagician8991]

Looks like it's time to pay for that KZbin premium LOL. No more ads.

[@whitenoisereacts]

😂😂

[@brianalambert1192]

Gotta love that the Twilight franchise sprouted up, got a huge following for a few years, then the next few years was mostly the boyfriends who were dragged to the movies hating on it, then we got to the years where everyone was making fun of it, and now we're in the point of time where all the teenage girls grew up and realized how messed up the story actually is

[@devar6062]

Yeeeeesss thank you guys

[@couragew6260]

Can ya’ll react to the Wingfeather Saga? I’ve read the books and I was so excited to see an animated series was being made from it.

[@heavycritic9554]

This Pitch Meeting is brilliant, but it still falls short of the genius of his Game of Thrones ones.

[@lc8155]

Love this, thank you!

[@joelmayberry6771]

The Willy Wonka Pitch Meeting is one of my favorites!

[@snarkysquirrel]

have you seen the romeo and juliet movie from the 90s with dicaprio and claire danes? if not you should watch it. really interesting modern take with beautiful cinematography and a great cast. good soundtrack too.

[@ShesBats]

I didn't know this was even a thing, but I'm down. And 🤣 this is exactly what Twi-hards sound like when you ask them to explain why they like those ridiculous movies without just lamely saying "oh my God... It was my whole world" or "words just can't explain it" 🤣

[@lunagrace2872]

You guys need to see what the original baby was post to look like. It’s like it’s from a horror movie, the cgi is a blessing compared to that. (Though it should have been a real baby from the beginning) 😂

[@SubKween]

Honest Trailers is another thing you should check out. Also, how it should have ended. The Harry Potter one is golden.

[@cearawebster6342]

You guys have to do the twilight bad lip reading!! Also the hillywood show videos!

[@lastblacksmurf]

LOL I was a TwighHard, read ALL the book, went to see all the movie(saw BreakingD Pt 2. 3 times in theater), fanfiction all of it. And one time I was reading a fanfic where the Characters themselves were reading Breaking Dawn, and like half way through it, I was like: "This is Weird, Not just the 3rd Wall being broken, but this storyline is really gross...." I still can recite the first 3 pages of BD {it was my FAV}, I recite sometimes if I wanna go to sleep!

[@jisungs_cheeks]

There is one more i would recommend: hilly wood's parody of the twilight movies those are funny aff. Also I loooove your reactions, keep it up Love and kisses from India✨

[@paratus04]

I’m just going say if you want more roasting of Twilight the Honest Trailers for this are amazing.

[@Samurai_79]

pls do more, I love these

[@hallieharvey4073]

I still want to see Rosalie’s back story as a movie

[@PeachBBX]

Ayyy i love these vids

[@DanielGizmoFunny]

Hey White Noise Reacts😁!!I love all your videos❤!This is so funny😂!Ayyy I love this vids🤍!and I hope you guys an awesome time💖!!Love you all💜💜!

[@TheRealBillix]

the way he has different outfits but the EXACT same haircut. I mean the pointy tips are the same. I very impressive.

[@northwindkey]

Edward: "Oh so ANGEL can hook up with a teenager over a hundred years younger than him and everyone thinks he's some hot hunk deserving of our sympathy, but when I do it I'm a creep?"

[@TheMaskedChef7]

For the record i was team Charlie all the way! My loyalty never been to Bella Edward or the CGI dog boy! I’m just glad they gave Charlie a happy ending it’s all I cared about.

[@hawlkman]

I like Ryan George's videos and this was a good reaction.

[@plourde98]

An immortal child is a human child turned into a vampire before their brain is able to develop. They become unstoppable. Rennesme is half human half vampire, so she grows and develops to adulthood and stops. She is similar to immortal children but is technically not as big a threat as she is growing rapidly into an adult vampire who will be better at controlling herself and preserving the secret than a child stuck at the same age forever with all the vampire urges.

[@Zigmorfics]

If you haven't already - Twilight Bad Lip Reading

[@AnywayJenniferSim]

I’d love to see you react to the Space Jam pitch meeting!

[@gianellab.4953]

Did you watch the Harry Potter ones yet? They were quite alright, I think you'd love them too! Also, in your own time, you should give a try to Editing is Everything for Twilight. This girl does trailers for the movie in different genres and it's so fun to see the difference! :)

[@whitenoisereacts]

No not yet!!! Can’t wait!

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I love the Harry Potter pitches. Those & the MCU pitches are some of my favorites.

[@UnlicensedOkie]

I saw the last twilight movie in theater with my girlfriend at the time We didn’t watch much of the actual movie We did watch that ending fight scene which was actually awesome, then of course they ruined it by saying it was all a vision

[@zee_silivalleygirl]

Sometimes my motivation to watch a movie is knowing there’s a pitch meeting after 😂 and then when i really don’t want to watch a movie, i just watch the pitch meeting

[@bittergreentea2542]

Sharknado pitch meeting

[@trinasp]

You should watch the pitch meeting about doing a pitch meeting if you haven’t already done so!

[@hodarinundu]

Guys, have you reacted to Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula movie yet? That is a must!

[@emilywilhite5807]

He’s not on Screen Rant anymore. He now has his own channel.

[@sandyk.]

Please do the Pitch Meeting for season 8 of Game of Thrones. Hilarious

[@markosmatrozos4175]

You should definitely watch the Harry Potter pitch meetings, you could watch all of them together, or separate because there are many of them (including fantastic beasts)

[@zmerziful]

Watch more Pitch Meetings,Honest Trailers and How it should have ended

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

I didn't watch the last movies, but I did read the books like 14 years ago (man am I that old?). If I recall the council thought they turned a child which is forbidden because children are very reckless and is a threat to exposing their existence so it is forbidden to do so which is why they came after them. Once they proved the child was growing and wasn't turned, the fighting stopped. Could be wrong it was a long time ago.

[@QuestionableLifeChoices]

"😣..........i dont like it man" lmfao

[@philipocallaghan]

Terminator follow up movie pitch meeting. There are a few scattered ones but I may be mixing them with the Honest videos.......memory is Cor-cor-up-ted....shut-t-t-ting Ddoownn......EDIT : Don't bother unless you want to spoil the sequels.....just like every director did since Cameron...........man.

[@emlaur3000]

I’d love it if you guys reacted to the hillywood show twilight parodies too!!

[@rednovamistress8590]

Harry Potter pitch meetings!!

[@jemaselite8076]

The Lord of the rings pitch meetings are amazing