Reading Late Night Tumblr Posts 2 : Red-Eyed Boogaloo

[@PMSeymour]

Guys I know some of the pictures are blurry, the images were too small for my video software, I'm sorry. :(

[@taryn8173]

I literally love this sm dfjksl

[@jeofficialjoker]

it’s okay dad i feel that way with a lot of cool images that are too blurry to set as my background

[@shroomfrog1764]

It's okay Pat! Still love the video!

[@FallenPhoenixXL]

I feel you pat. *I F E E L Y O U*

[@gorey348]

Oh shit I thought I was like sleep deprived.

[@galaxyspice5805]

I think 'Guten Morgen, Herr Pterodactyl' is my new favourite sentence.

[@nobutternotes]

Me too, I laughed to hard at how good the accent was!! 😂😂

[@yincheri1421]

Glowing Phoenix ikr it was beautiful

[@elmitchell3843]

ME TOOOOOOO haha

[@takatacheroki2624]

That, and another one I saw from Tumblr once upon a time... "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU" xD

[@galaxyspice5805]

Takata Cheroki Oh, yes, I saw that one too! XD

[@AbadonXXX]

*is born under the sign of the bees*

[@Blossommoon64]

I don't have friends so I'm not under the sing of bees

[@boredlyaesthetic4111]

AbadonXXX Same

[@cassie790]

Y O U L I K E J A Z Z?

[@shaylee4003]

OMG SAME

[@crystalwaters7573]

I was born under the sign of the bees too! We have something in common!

[@bubbletea2493]

"I'm 100% sure it was just George" *MY HEART-*

[@blankthehedgehog6279]

MY SOUL

[@dorothy5466]

@@blankthehedgehog6279 nae nae vine

[@lex_cat11]

The last one -single tear-

[@brenna6460]

*single ear

[@evc3135]

That hurt

[@ormbunkar7387]

SINGLE EAR OMFGG

[@seerofdoom6914]

Fedora Even with tears there's only one left.

[@rowan-priince1860]

Always too soon

[@kaperjuice]

That last one....and we never saw Pat again... some say he’s still screeching

[@Astr0_Man]

Kaper Juice Some say he became the new Fred. . .

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

Just A Nobody noooo Fred can never be replaced!!!

[@jessiekam2067]

@@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865 hetalia?

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

@@jessiekam2067 ;)) you know it

[@jessiekam2067]

@@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865 oh hell yea

[@Scifoki]

*that last one* Me: TOO SOON Mom: It's been years- Me: I SAID TOO SOON

[@ElvhenRogue]

It will always be too soon

[@skryypt]

*IT WILL BE TOO SOON TILL WE FIND A WAY TO REVIVE HIM*

[@rwby_red8396]

/*

[@pumpkinpatch7841]

@@skryypt Me : I-I mean... we kind of already found it 👉👈 * mention the cursed child with the time-turner *

[@arsenealpha285]

Tumblr is a haven for all things controversial, hilarious and lewd.

[@daisysmartheart1947]

CrimsonInk hell yes

[@eden-elysium]

I like your profile picture

[@daisysmartheart1947]

Anna Thumann thanks, yours is cool too

[@WarioLandIV]

How do we find it tho?

[@CosmicFrenzy]

Ah, yes. The lewd side of Tumblr. I'm very much familiar with it.

[@rikkivengolez1915]

"I'm 100% sure it was just George" excuse me I will be crying in my room

[@paperghost281]

WOAH TECHNOLOGY

[@arashiis69]

Dark Cinnamon Roll YANDERE DEV YANDERE DEV

[@lukevolts9005]

I watch way to much KZbin...

[@OatsTheOcelot]

Dark Cinnamon Roll actually.... I LIED

[@honeyd6686]

Chara Dreemurr and then I killed her

[@kmbutterflyprincess9094]

Lord Satan kermodnxownkwnxwxoxnsxondodkkss

[@wolfygirl1515]

*is hyperventilating from laughter and trying not to wake up sister and brother*

[@wolfygirl1515]

Deadrunners5 *INTENSE LAUGHTER*

[@deadrunners5937]

Lol. I'm all three types of people AT THE SAME TIME! Lol

[@fabiothehangryboop4289]

The Fred joke at the end was TOO FAR.

[@Astr0_Man]

Fabio Laochunshack How?! Edit:. . . oh. . . the last book. . . i just remembered. . .

[@ari_dexel4288]

Just A Nobody there there, we’ll grieve together

[@kos2919]

Fabio Laochunshack far underground and rotting

[@buggybabygirl]

😭😭😭 I'm crying

[@natsuki4021]

*THE LAST ONE WAS NOT OK*

[@dantesgarbagefire4844]

Natsuki no it wasn’t. It really wasn’t

[@janban9148]

I screamed out loud at that last one

[@starrcasm8488]

Pat you never cease to make me laugh.

[@siderealstudios6877]

*Starrcasm* are you being starrcastic?

[@starrcasm8488]

SideReal Studios Actually this is one of the few times I'm not being sarcastic

[@buggybabygirl]

SideReal Studios Jesus CHRIST

[@buggybabygirl]

*Starrcasm* r/whooooosh

[@BlueCoffeeBeanBoi]

I told the dinosaur one to my friend and she legit jumped off the roof She’s fine though xD

[@MegaC3600]

GlitchBitch r/thathappened

[@edgydgievr]

. Awesome voice. Stay awesome

[@PrimrosePetals]

*NO SHIT THE VOICES MAKE THIS TWENTY TIMES BETTER* *edit: the last one* *TOO* *SOON*

[@jackii_tho]

Omg these people speak my language, stupidity that makes sense 😂😂😂

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Me in a nutshell lol

[@jocastillo3533]

As of yesterday, this is my FAVORITE KZbin page!

[@kitty_gutzz]

Ok first of all: you are the best pat. Ily, second: WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE AT 1 IN THE MORNING! And three: You are so funny 😆! I was laughing so hard at this, please make more of these videos. Ur the best❤️

[@neonpinkqueen1403]

I was going to write some fanfic but this is good too

[@turtle22phoenix]

Lady X || Same

[@nightcollapse]

Lady X same

[@erase6138]

Same

[@bwompbat]

T h e b e e s

[@dexalyys]

Your Narration and auditory editing is just... beautiful.

[@moonebase]

The bees is JUST like me! (Loved the video dude)!!

[@adrianaisme4710]

For the one about the girl with pink hair, I now can't stop imagining her as Tonks.

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

OMFG SAME THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT-

[@sabbath8036]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

[@MatheusRAlves-lg5nd]

Coming back to these old ass videos is really nice, actually.

[@fritzy8318]

Imagine thinking 5 years is ‘old ass’

[@MatheusRAlves-lg5nd]

@@fritzy8318 It is a really old ass video in internet terms, yes.

[@elibaffled]

Hey pat! Love your channel 💕

[@alexandramcginnis8872]

I wasn’t borned under the signs of the bees. I’m an ambivert

[@ajpdubz7049]

Alexandra McGinnis SAME

[@soudapopp2799]

sAmE

[@grandpipep]

Yeah and I have no friends

[@hellogoodnight.1123]

Same

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I'm an ambivert, irl I hate everyone that comes across my path, but online I can make two friends, get into drama with said friends, heal the drama with the friends, all in one hour

[@bean616]

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

[@jeofficialjoker]

I got really excited Tumblr is my drugs

[@speedpaintlover2473]

For some reason... you remind me of Dr. Doofenschmirtz when you were reading the first one with the dinosaurs... Do you happen to be part Drussellsteinien?

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

No. That just means that Dr. Doofenschmirtz has the plans of Adolf Hitler, but without his temporary success.

[@charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320]

@@IdeaBox-dk5vj are the self destruct buttons on the feet again?

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320 abso-fucking-lutely.

[@cupcakeamethyst]

1:38 i have met my opposite gender twin, lulzs

[@itsjustmissy7876]

Freaking gift card killed me.

[@Azurada23rd]

Guten morgen Herrodactyl

[@GetKeen]

Absolutely hilarious! The editing is also tops. Fantastic work!!

[@marie.__.]

It’s alright don’t worry about the blurry pictures and loved this was really funny and great

[@flowermistanimations8689]

Okay, its like 2 am over here in Arizona and I was up walking around pacing in the kitchen while everyone is asleep walking places in the dark listening to this channel so when the post around 0:32 Came around I almost had a heart attack because that was exactly what I was fucking doing.

[@MCbeccy89]

Your voice sounded so familiar. Finally remembered where you're from xD But man is your voice fit so perfectly for this! Holy crap I need this more in my life. You capture the humor in the posts so perfectly!

[@bidoof367]

guess i wasnt born under the bees. "has at least a few friends"

[@johanna6546]

1:45 *squeals* The Night Vale community!!!!

[@blueskylark9965]

Some Audio Trash same though

[@dolly_xo_]

The bees these diseases is in the vents

[@lueroso1540]

*K I L L Y O U R D O U B L E* I died

[@davidparkes7741]

RIP Lueroso. Killed by their original.

[@lueroso1540]

@@davidparkes7741 xD

[@davidparkes7741]

@@lueroso1540 Don't you XD me double! Where's the original Lueroso? Lol, sorry. Thank you for entertaining my idiocy.

[@lueroso1540]

@@davidparkes7741 You'll never know~. Don't worry, she's in a good place now ;) And you're welcome lmao

[@monicanelson6733]

"THEY COULD BE SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW!!" Me every day

[@policynotmet8279]

for a sec i thought i didnt have my glasses on hello this is my vision without glasses

[@homoceroscaeli]

FreeeD

[@iKnowaNoah]

I love the last one because it's exactly something they would do

[@evc3135]

I'm not gonna lie.. the last one made me cri

[@peeblekitty5780]

*KILL YOUR DOUBLE* a few minutes later "I'm 100% sure it was just George" Guess George listened to im

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU SAY THATTTT T-T

[@UmaZooma]

Many of the posts are blurry...

[@sunni4915]

Constantly Stressed out so it wasn’t just me?

[@PMSeymour]

Majority of the photos found were too small :( I'm sorry

[@dolly_xo_]

Don't be sad:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

[@UmaZooma]

P.M. Seymour it's okay.

[@dolly_xo_]

Constantly Stressed out I really like your avatar^_^

[@arandomcomment6482]

dinosaurs actually quacked

[@bwightx]

When you know all of them but still watch this video a thousand times in a row

[@iampandafatty1391]

The ending made me laugh so hard! I wasn't expecting it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@vantanights3277]

Yes!! I loved the first one and was hoping a second one was going to be made! Great job! XD

[@saltineboi5292]

0:18 I'm eating an Apple and now I'm debating whether or not 8 should continue eating it

[@kadewalker9156]

I'm just over here like "we wouldn't wanna switch back. Ever"

[@EggyDaxy]

your voice is just the best thing I've heard today

[@chiera9934]

*GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL*

[@coralia.i9702]

FOR THE FIRST ONE THERE WAS A VERSION WHERE SOMEONE ADDED A PICTURE OF APH GERMANY FROM HETALIA'S ON A DINOSAUR BODY!!!!!!!! Also the Fred joke made shed a SINGLE tear.

[@violetpanda2353]

OKAAAAY that beginning scared the living shit out of me.

[@ghostlyghouls8751]

I cried at the "KILL YOUR DOUBLE" part- why does this keep happeniinnggggg

[@princessstardusteclipse7270]

"KILL YOUR DOUBLE" It's 2 am and I almost threw my phone across the room! Caught me completely off gaurd, man! 😅

[@bog_juice]

0:18 best quality i have ever seen literally anywhere 10/10

[@gremlin8312]

The last one was my favorite.

[@saju3107]

If you dig deeper inside tumblr, you will find the old and gold we all have heard

[@meghnalekshman4137]

"I was 100% sure it was just George." *TRIGGERED*

[@Fragamitake]

“Guten morgen Herr Pterodactyl!” Why do I still find that so funny?

[@kaywantsfood]

"I'm 100% sure it was just George" *_FREDDDDD-_*

[@juju.le.toilet]

The one talking about the star bees thingy.. I'm an ambivert soooo...

[@jalijahwebb7529]

1:44 was a Welcome to Night Vale reference AND IM SCREAMING

[@cameronwilliams3933]

"I'm 100% sure it was just George " Me and Pat : *SCREAM*

[@Dinomatrix21]

I've seen 2 videos, and I think I'm gonna like this channel.

[@robynwilson9227]

DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND THE "KILL YOUR DOUBLE" LINE??? IT'S A NIGHT VALE REFERENCE! Also, great video dude

[@foreverandalways4592]

I found proof that dinosaurs do speak German. And I have one thing to say about it all..... Ich Luge. Someone please try to get the joke XD

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

-DECEIT-

[@kaywantsfood]

"KILL YOUR DOUBLE" George, crying: mine is already dead-

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

OW NO

[@dokibunni]

i listen to the voice and i was like holy shit, i haven’t heard that voice in ages!

[@susquii7196]

"K I L L Y O U R D O U B L E" that line fuckn killed me-

[@skjsklajfjsdaf]

I've been waiting for this. Love your work!

[@snail4483]

I literally didn't know you did these omg I am dying.

[@shawn_99]

*I'm 100% sure it was just George* [UNCONTROLLABLE CRYING]

[@DarthNoox]

About the dinosaur one, it’s true we don’t know what they sounded like except for one. Thanks to it’s skull we were able to recreate the sound it made (like if you were to blow your nose)

[@abbielovesbutter6229]

"I'm 100% sure it's just George" *cries*

[@birdontheinternet]

1:43 them: I can have a relationship with my exact copy but opposite gender :D me: I MUST NEVER MEAT ANOTHER CREATURE AS VILE AS ME! *HISSSSS*

[@janban9148]

I literally screamed out loud at that last one, I'm glad I'm not in public

[@beetlebeexx5395]

Some of these where really funny! Keep it up!

[@SbeveVA]

The Dino-German always gets me.

[@aesynthi6884]

"I'm 100% sure it was just George" TOO SOON *TOO* *_SOON_*

[@neptxnian]

1:45 oh night vale

[@sherlocksparkles465]

This made me laugh so much, your videos are great!

[@wolfofmercury7518]

"I'm 100% it was just George" "NOOOOO!" D:

[@NewSinns]

"If you were born under the bees then: you have at least a few friends" well then I wasn't born under the bees!..

[@boopbeep2351]

YAYYYY!!! I love these!!!

[@eva-kp6jh]

tbh the pigeon thing is a pretty good point

[@witchesandteapots6447]

I take screenshots of the funny posts and send them to my friends to start a conversation if there was no conversation in process.

[@CyanSoCalico]

*_FRICK, YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD VOICE ACTOR_*

[@rxraltzna]

The kill your double part made my dogs bark Thank you

[@ljtheamazingllamma2091]

I fell on my right butt cheek laughing at the last one. XD ouch.

[@quixoticgoblin4896]

The "KILL YOUR DOUBLE" thing at 1:45 was a welcome to nightvale reference!!!! Did anyone else catch that??? Lol

[@perfidiousprophet]

THE ENDING- THE LAST ONE DAMMIT!