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@PMSeymour2 жыл бұрын
Check Out My Original Series Pilot, Cosmic Wonders! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnzYiJeum7OIbsk
@daenite24805 жыл бұрын
God: make a rabbit... Angel: k.. God: that's it. Angel: Angel: what? God: Call it a hare.
@notscarlet83215 жыл бұрын
Make them genetically incompatible despite being clearly basically the same fucking animal
@nyxion27715 жыл бұрын
Angel: wHy tHe FU-
@yourlocaltrashcan44385 жыл бұрын
@שחר א. tf did you just say?
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
And make it bigger
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocaltrashcan4438 DA FAKU
@Kh4jiiT5 жыл бұрын
*Creating chihuahua* G: We need more dogs. A: K... G: Make it small and cute. And Mexican. A: Ok, sounds nice! G: They are very cuddly. A: Aww, I love th- G: Now put Satan inside and make them enslave humans by 2078. A: ... Bye.
@goodbyekuri5 жыл бұрын
lol accurate, my chihuahua only likes me and my little sister
@aceofspades60125 жыл бұрын
No chihuahua have the rage of all the multiverses sun in it
@trucker29874 жыл бұрын
Perfect xD
@--cerberus--30664 жыл бұрын
As a chihuahua owner, I can confirm, They are satan.
@moonclawdragon42765 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." XD
@silverlonewolf82895 жыл бұрын
Me thinking of the tv show
@moonclawdragon42765 жыл бұрын
@@silverlonewolf8289 XD
@zemorph424 жыл бұрын
I want to see that Lucifer reacting to these. Make it happen, KZbin!
@eliskahrncirova77964 жыл бұрын
Me too
@bee-lc2pl4 жыл бұрын
exaclty.
@carolinareyes94705 жыл бұрын
God: What are they doing down there? Angel: They're making milk out Almonds God: WHAT!? I GAVE THEM LIKE SIX ANIMALS TO TAKE MILK FROM Angel: They don't like that milk God: "They don't like that milk" *Flips table*
@cutehamster76765 жыл бұрын
V E G A N S L O L
@pancakesstudios63515 жыл бұрын
Angel: Sir, people are getting sick from dairy God: Okay Angel: What will you do? God: Make a fruit, some nuts, into milk and they aren't making people sick Angel: Okay God: But make some of them taste bad
@Justme2278j5 жыл бұрын
WHY DONT YOU LIKE THE MILK THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU!!!
@todddempsey12775 жыл бұрын
Almond milk is man's true sin.
@Leevee6065 жыл бұрын
@@Justme2278j YO! Can I be able to turn into a cat I just want to ba lazy and loved
@lordscrubbinton8585 жыл бұрын
Sorry
@PMSeymour5 жыл бұрын
All Good Mr. Freeman
@daenite24805 жыл бұрын
Please bring unicorns back. If you do I'll give you 5 stars.
@bhien1725 жыл бұрын
Nice one 😂😂
@toastyboi39355 жыл бұрын
God is Keanu Reeves
@imme57435 жыл бұрын
Hey
@leahdouglas69205 жыл бұрын
{God making cactus🌵} God: I'm having a bit of creators block... Angel: What about a plant in the desert. God: Eh why not Angel: Great! God: Make it green... God: Make it filled with water Angel: That's actually a grea- God: NOT DONE! Its a bit boring Angel: Maybe add some flow- God: Give it spikes. Angel: Bu- God: GIVE IT SPIKES!
@unrelatedK5 жыл бұрын
Leah Douglas then the angel secretly snuck into God’s room to add flowers to the cactus. Angel: Hehehe... What do we have here? Angel: That plant again. Angel: I should add flowers like I wanted. *proceed to put the flowers on* God will never know.
@lovison473 жыл бұрын
And make sure some of them can be cut to extract drinking water. Angel: Oh that's pretty useful if someone gets lost in the des... God: BUT MANY OTHERS WILL ONLY GIVE YOU POISONING OR HUGE STOMACH PAIN !!
@wispywillow15736 жыл бұрын
God making ferrets: G: ok so make it a short and long cat A: ok G: give round ears A: is this finally a normal one? G: and make sure it has a slinky for a spine A: What? G: SLINKY CATS
@malukaluka6 жыл бұрын
Ferretwillow 62 "Slinky Cats" *puts the biggest number you can think of dalars here* Um yes id like 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of those please
@sageisokay16896 жыл бұрын
SLINKY CATS
@killstrike-zn1lv6 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing
@whitefoxythepainterfox89886 жыл бұрын
Ella scarlet from fairy tail why
@whitefoxythepainterfox89886 жыл бұрын
God trying to make cats God: OK so take a kitten Angel: OK God: make it bigger and longer and bigger paws angel: is this finally a normal one? God: make it have laser blade petewn their paws Angel: oh no..... God: and when the males argue they sound weird Angel: #flips table#, IM DONE
@ohthatchild32025 жыл бұрын
God making raccoons G : * inhales * trash panda A : ok
@sugas_canoe_flippers5 жыл бұрын
I like trash panda
@MerkhVision4 жыл бұрын
Mew Mew ARMY i LOVE trash panda!
@hellobonnie13806 жыл бұрын
God making chipmunks: G:Okay take the squirrel A: okay. G: make it smaller and little white lines on the back. A: awww.. G:And put them into a movie where they talk and become a boy band. A:*facepalm*
@claudiabanda53806 жыл бұрын
Red Willow omg 🤣
@imjustkindahere87806 жыл бұрын
W H E E Z E😂😂
@user-hc3re6kn9j6 жыл бұрын
Red Willow that was good😂
@enrique16466 жыл бұрын
HAH
@griffinh.9666 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU DO THIS WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT MONSTROSITY
@mapotofu18416 жыл бұрын
10:12 "a really big fish. Biggest fish you've ever seen. Bigger than a house" God: *whispers* but here's the catch God: _it's not actually a fish_
@jjstarz73836 жыл бұрын
God making foxes G: so take a dog A: ok G: give it a BIG fluffy tail A: aw, cute G: make them bright orange A: this is adorab- G: now make them scream in the middle of the night like a little girl being stabbed A: *why do you do these things*
@icesswolvescats74256 жыл бұрын
XDD
@jjstarz73836 жыл бұрын
IcessWolvesCats (Cynder the Ultimate Wolf) XD
@commanderjae98886 жыл бұрын
So that's what the fox says...
@icesswolvescats74256 жыл бұрын
I am wheezing hard
@jjstarz73836 жыл бұрын
Jade Neethling lmao
@D-031815 жыл бұрын
God making frogs G: Ok , make these ones tiny. A: okay... G: And green.. A: So far so good.. G: And make them jump alot. A: Finally something no- G: And make a guy talking about them becoming gay. A: OH FOR FU-
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
I agree with angel. DAA FAAACCCC
@computethis15335 жыл бұрын
*I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTTING THR CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!*
@anelizs55245 жыл бұрын
God:And make the ones in rainforest poisionines. Angel: *making a call* God:... Angel: hello Mrs brown, we need more sessions. Mrs brown: but... he already had 105i5367642 sessions. Angel: he made a poison frog Mrs brown: is 10:00 ok
@boredshitz88664 жыл бұрын
*THEY POISON THE TAP WATER*
@kirierjiro64364 жыл бұрын
*THEY TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!*
@spookies20416 жыл бұрын
God creating Kangaroos G: You know a deer? A: Yes? G: Remember those- Those T-rex's? A: Yeahhh?? G: *T-rex deer*
@Asherbird256 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@thadz24936 жыл бұрын
fuck off
@thadz24936 жыл бұрын
offensive
@breadismygod6 жыл бұрын
Kangaroos don’t look anything like deers, the t-rex part makes sense
@honestlyaesthetic64876 жыл бұрын
G: and make them fight people
@charms21816 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he's slowly getting more drunk as the video goes on
@chirrpyy_6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wormguylovesworms6 жыл бұрын
Thats the point
@mmmimimimimimim41696 жыл бұрын
He sounds like markiplier to me tbh
@tammyanderson17656 жыл бұрын
So that’s why wine is God’s blood
@Andersonikki Жыл бұрын
Every time the angel is tired of gods shit, take a shot.
@hanaeve__5 жыл бұрын
God making cartoons God: You know those animals we made? Angel: Yeah? God: Make them talk. Angel: Okay.. not the weirdest you’ve give- God: And don’t make gravity work until they look down! Angel: SO CLOSE!!
@bluesky_cupy51585 жыл бұрын
Coyote: so that's how I was made... Roadrunner: ok let's run now
@jessicavolk4945 жыл бұрын
Ded
@LemonMelonShork4 жыл бұрын
God making loony tunes
@moothecow80292 жыл бұрын
God : oh! But don’t make all of them talk!
@southeastdakota76625 жыл бұрын
*God Makes Jesus* "Get a copy of me." Sure. "Make is smaller, have it's mom be a virgin." Do you need a drink? "I'm not finished if you want a paycheck." ... "Make him endlessly suffer until he is reunited with his true father." ISN'T THIS YOUR SON??? "Still not finished, child." Why did I sign up for this? "Make sure he is the first to t-pose." *this is what happens when you expose him to memes. LOOKIN AT YOU ZEUS.*
Wanna know how god created me? Well then here (God creating me) A: ok theres a new one here, her name is charlotte rose callon G: hmm, lets add a ruff life, A: aww G: funny, girly when younger and tomboy when older A: mmhmm G: make her mostly emotionless i think at the start of 9 maybe A: WH- G: IM NOT FINISHED! G: hmm make her memey, and wanting of a channel so she does it privately A: so far its ok G: make her LOOOOOOOVE dragons and wolves A: cool! G: quiet A: ok.. G: hmm mostly pale as heck skin A: why...? G: with brown with some blonde/goldish streaks with some strands of red A: cool hair! G: hazel eyes, very awesome friends! A: mmhmm G: gamer A: k G: hmm A:... G: SUPER TALL!! A: wh *wheeze* G: alot of freakles, especially on the face A: oh my.. G: make her hate those horned horse things A: o k G: make her a t posing goddess A: WHAT?!?! G: DID I STUTTER?!? A: *done with gods shit and life* G: oh and make her an fnaf lover when older. A: *dying on the inside* o k G: make her not scared of mostly any jumpscares
@vinokai5 жыл бұрын
snackfan I was slain by this comment. I died laughing. 😂😂
@habuhomeboy5 жыл бұрын
@@vinokai twas the goal
@suna1735 жыл бұрын
HEY ZEUS HOW 'BOUT YAH LET HADES HAVE A THRONE ON OLYMPUS ,HMM!!!
@stoopididiot62526 жыл бұрын
God creating eels G: Remember that danger noodle? A: Oh no... G: *THROW* *IT* *INTO* *THE* *OCEAN* A: why??? G: *DO* *IT* A: alright... anything else? G: Make them look like they did some hardcore drugs too A: * screaming in the distance *
@whydoesitsmelllikebudussy26116 жыл бұрын
Marena Canida danger nood
@CornBeanSoup6 жыл бұрын
He already did eels at 10:21
@ConnorRK-yn3bb6 жыл бұрын
CornBeanSoup electric eels tho, this is the other eels that don’t try to kill you with electricity.
@sc-fx7cy6 жыл бұрын
Nope Rope*
@TsunamiiSideswipe6 жыл бұрын
Marena Canida God creating sea snakes G: remember that string with a face A: *fml* yep G: make it black and white A: mk G: throw it in the water A: OH FOR FUCKS SA-
@ruttsuco.8046 жыл бұрын
God creating Dolphins G: take a shark and make it nice A: Okay G: make its skin super smooth and smart A: this is pretty good so far G: now make it breathe through a hole on its head A: do you mean a mouth? G: no. A literal hole in its head
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec6 жыл бұрын
A: So... a nice shark that has a hole in it´s head...? G: MAKE IT EVIL AND TWISTED MINDED A: WTF GOD
@ruttsuco.8046 жыл бұрын
G: also make it horny and try to rape humans sometimes A: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!
@koolkaden28326 жыл бұрын
*Me seeing those dolphins*:WHAT THE HECK
@ruttsuco.8046 жыл бұрын
I swear if he includes my first comment but not the others i will be so nettled
@dr.catherineelizabethhalse18206 жыл бұрын
Late Night Boredom I just watched that video XD
@dragonkingscotty6 жыл бұрын
Tuxedo birds is the best
@wadegiefert33236 жыл бұрын
God: *T U X E D O B I R D S !*
@whitefoxythepainterfox89886 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
@whitefoxythepainterfox89886 жыл бұрын
TUXEDO BIRDS ARE DA BEST
@mr.spaghetti28076 жыл бұрын
TUX. EDO. BIRDS.
@kingstonkinsgley70296 жыл бұрын
Emerald Wolf danger noodles
@katypotaty53585 жыл бұрын
*god making penguins* God: Get a bird Angel:ok God: panda it Angel: sounds kinda cute... God make its feathers water proof so it can swim Angel:ok God: and make it viciously overprotective Angel:WTH..?!
@MetalMorphic75 жыл бұрын
A tuxedo bird
@dragonarchive74435 жыл бұрын
Tuxedo birb
@MetalMorphic75 жыл бұрын
Keninja_Greninja Subscribe to Pewdiepie 👈
@bananabirdinbread4 жыл бұрын
*Tuxedo Birds*
@artemisfowldragon6 жыл бұрын
[God making Dragons] God: take a lion Angel: k God:give it scales Angel: Okay, i'm seeing a good direction here God: Give it bat wings Angel: Wait wha- God: MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE! Angel: Sounds demonic God: Oh shit right, make the humans kill them all and fantasize about them in a few hundred years Angel: Why do you do these things
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
alpha reaperion God: CAUSE I CAN ALSO I DONT HAVE A FAMILY AND IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ they do accept it looks more... reptilian.
@phoenixmarktwo6 жыл бұрын
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese mythology do. The ones from Europe have more reptilian heads.
@artemisfowldragon6 жыл бұрын
G: oh right, make an author that will have her own adorable versions of them A: Aiight G: and then if an animated movie is made of it make the main one adorable A: what's animated? or a movie? G: DON'T QUESTION ME!
@layl33n6 жыл бұрын
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese myths do and the other dragons are more reptileish.
@tape0n4head836 жыл бұрын
[God creating a narwhal] G: Hey remember the swordfish? A: Yeah? What do you want now? G: make them look like hotdogs. A:But wh- G: I'm not done. G: now turn its sword into a horn, and make it VERY LONG. A: *Sigh* where does it live? G: AT THE COLDEST BODIES OF WATER OF COURSE. A: Ugh.
@jeffreyhueseman70616 жыл бұрын
TIMBA stick the nerve of the tooth into the cold sea and make it Root for food with said tooth.
@imjustkindahere87806 жыл бұрын
The stuff I look at😂
@hanakibret33896 жыл бұрын
TIMBA what's even weirder about narwals is that the "horn" is actually a tooth that grew so long it went through the lip.
@boogipop42696 жыл бұрын
I thought Star Butterfly was the creator of narwhals.... JK
@wyatten50576 жыл бұрын
Ouwh and make it slightly cuter than swordfish.
@KevetteofArethria5 жыл бұрын
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." had me dead
@000Krim5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@emanueleragno56165 жыл бұрын
same
@pepperducks90195 жыл бұрын
Physickle| "wHAD yuH sED"
@MelodyStark5 жыл бұрын
I love that God sounds drunk af
@Racoon7775 жыл бұрын
MelodyStark he probably is
@BennyLlama392 жыл бұрын
Well, that would certainly explain the duckbill platypus. 🤣
@Jusiii4205 жыл бұрын
God created snail G: you know a worm? A: yes G: make it fatter A: ok? G: make it slimy A: Not bad G: make a house for it A: oh cool G: make its eyes small and make long neck for the eyes A: what the... Not even gonna ask
@paulodomes93355 жыл бұрын
[☆God creates Angel☆] G:hmmm? ... how could I create someone that could help me during the creation. AHA!!! I know, I'll combine a human and a bird , make it like the color white and I could make it complain to everything I do during the creation 😇
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
And make it the only one that can think normally
@backstabboi45595 жыл бұрын
And make trillions of them and gibe them free will aswell
@pirwink4 жыл бұрын
Nah all he had to do is say “I NEED FWENDSSSSS- OH HI YOU WORK FOR ME NOW”
@punkingx27406 жыл бұрын
[God making Angel] G: Man after those six days I’m tired. I need somebody to do this work for me. *somebody dies* * An Angel pops up* A:Who am I? Where am I? Did I just die?WHY DO I HAVE WINGS! G:Welcome and you are now my employee. A:*confused*
@yalkn20736 жыл бұрын
Punking X cough slave cough
@kingofblue8036 жыл бұрын
Free internship *cough* *cough*
@millythecookiez6 жыл бұрын
Punking X ok take that first part except right after saying that a person dies and appears infront of god G: you work for me now A: ???
@kawaiicrystalplayz19586 жыл бұрын
Punking X No not really because Angels are those who come up after dying to heaven. Also God already made everything in the seven days btw it’s seven not five on the last day he got tired but that’s when He already made everything. He stopped on Sunday which is why we should to go to church every Sunday.
@punkingx27406 жыл бұрын
Naylea Animates Ok hold on thanks for the idea
@nathanosworth46405 жыл бұрын
God Creating a Dragon God: Okay, so....you take a danger noodle Angle: I got a bad feeling.... God: Make it HUGE.... Angel: Knew it God:......give it wings... Angel: Wait, wha- God: AND MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE! Angel: You gotta be kidding me!
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
And sometimes cute
@herrscherofsweets95835 жыл бұрын
An angle can talk?! WOWEE
@computethis15335 жыл бұрын
The angle has a bad feeling
@pistachio68435 жыл бұрын
AND FOUR CRAZY LEGS
@jazkupazku5 жыл бұрын
In finnish a dragon is called lohikäärme and ot means salmonsnake. I can just imagine God telling the angel to put them together
@robinpatterson99166 жыл бұрын
God creating bunnies G- Okay get a mouse A-Kay G-stretch its ears A-Right..? G-shorten its tail and legs and make them cotten balls A-.. G-and make them the bottom of the food chain.
@RamBeliever6 жыл бұрын
*How God made the Centipede and the Snake* God: Okay, how many legs do we have left? Angel: just 100 Centipede: DIBS!!!!! Snake: YOU ASSSSSSS HOLE!!!!!!!!
@crystletear12246 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, yes
@JustinYEET-no9wn6 жыл бұрын
Ram Believer YES
@phoenixmarktwo6 жыл бұрын
Crystle Tear God: *drunken slur* DON'T USE MY NAME IN VAIN.
@RamBeliever6 жыл бұрын
Tetra Wolf *Snake rolls his eyes while the Centipede sticks his tongue out*
@springwolfy61586 жыл бұрын
Ram Believer And the poor Snake gets none
@Bag0fSnakes6 жыл бұрын
angel needs a raise
@kamenveselinov82926 жыл бұрын
Heza Usami me too xD
@goldenwings5315 жыл бұрын
God creating flying fish G: I can't think of any animals to make hhmm. A: FINALLY!! G: OH WAIT!! I HAVE AN IDEA!! A: oh no please help me. G: Bird fish. A: what? G: A BIRD FISH! A: but they don't even live in the-. G: I DON'T CARE MAKE IT A BIRD AND MAKE IT A FISH!!
@gastonfourt53633 жыл бұрын
XD
@jesuslovesu6173 жыл бұрын
Pinguins
@locke75966 жыл бұрын
[God creating bats] Okay take a bird. "okay." Give it HUUUUUUUUGE ears. "Uh-" MAKE IT HAVE NO FEATHERS! "Sir-" Make it blind and scream to see. "Sir are you drunk?" NOOO! ...... Now make it fly through the power of jazz hands. "*muffled screams*"
@raindropsinfebruary5986 жыл бұрын
Kombat The power of jazz hands. Yes. 😂
@Pineapple-hx9ty6 жыл бұрын
yes
@sanjeahnoyuk30556 жыл бұрын
OH, AND GET RID OF THE FEATHERS
@little_moth6 жыл бұрын
bats aren't blind they just can't see in the dark like humans
@locke75966 жыл бұрын
violet fireBolt I know lol
@snufss5 жыл бұрын
God creating pikachu G: take a mouse A: okayyy... G: make it larger A: like a rat? G: LARGER A: OKAY G: make it yellow A: wtf G: make it sneeze electricity A: im done...
@ココココココココココ5 жыл бұрын
AliAlien PIKA PIKA
@kaarpiv3755 жыл бұрын
I saw a rat get struck by lightning Holy Shi- And it was adorable! What are you. Make one who's life is that.
@riverl.79476 жыл бұрын
God creating Pugs G: Gimme a good old dog. A: Okay... G: Make it reeeaaaallly small... A: Mhm... G: Now give it a curly tail. A: It looks adorable! G: Great, great... Now smash its face in. A: Wha- G: You heard me. Smash its face in. A: But it looks so adorable now... G: SMASH ITS FACE IN OR B E G O N E. A: Fine.
@bellaunwarywolf61776 жыл бұрын
Wade L. IS THAT HOW THEY WERE MADE.......god smashed in there faces with a frying pan
@@bleh1569 Sorry my brother Satan beat me at arm wrestling and He got my Flat Glowing thing for a day.
@oloftheellaphant36695 жыл бұрын
God making puffins G: so you know the tuxedo birds? A: ... G: make them able to fly, A: mhmm G: and make them smaller and make their beak bigger A: * sighs * ok
@Largest_Marge4 жыл бұрын
That actually isn't bad
@rhythma80266 жыл бұрын
God making Tigers G: take a cat A: ok G: make it huge A: um ok G: give stripes A: huh G: make it's babies SUPER CUTE A: aww- G: *make it eat people* A: ...Lucifer had the right idea-
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
Rhythm Song for what?
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
Christina- Sama who Lucifer?
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
Demi-Fiend of Time oh wow . Um thanks for your very informative explanation.
@derpproductions68836 жыл бұрын
Rhythm Song tigers eat people??????
@ladyofnature83846 жыл бұрын
Alaura Alcero Satan
@MoeMoeJoeJoe6 жыл бұрын
I don't think God was drunk, I think he just knew we'd look at it and go: "WTF?!" He must have a good sense of humor, he did make the platypus after all.
@luciidusal6 жыл бұрын
DuckbeaverpoisonousstingythingAUSTRALIAAAA
@cam97596 жыл бұрын
God creating Dogs G: remember wolves? A: Yes G: make it cute A: ok G: make it man's best friend A: this sounds really good G: make it bark at any sounds at night A: here we go G: and make it eat its own shit A: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
@alextron25646 жыл бұрын
lmao G: and then make them lick their owners face
@williamtenney24326 жыл бұрын
Camdaman this made me burst out laughing literally laughing 😂
@imjustkindahere87806 жыл бұрын
This is perfect lol😂
@donut.covers6 жыл бұрын
Camdaman God: And make it howl at the Moon for no effing reason waking everyone up
@ethereal_snowfall49236 жыл бұрын
Better than the one in the video for dogs
@PimPimling_SFCORP5 жыл бұрын
**How they made rocks** G: see this? A: yeah? Its a stone? G: call it a rock A: w-what!
@sageisokay16896 жыл бұрын
God making Red Pandas: G: Ok so take a Panda. A: K. G: Make it smaller. A: So far so good. G: Give it pointy ears. A: Cute. G: Make it fluffy. A: This is actually pretty good. G: Now make sure it gets an anime where it's always stressed and sings death metal. A: *WHY!? IT WAS GOING SO WELL!*
@novu61966 жыл бұрын
Sage Fields of Foxes loving da reference 👌👌👌
@lonegalaxy91586 жыл бұрын
DEATH METAL TIL I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
@enclave-22266 жыл бұрын
Sage Fields of Foxes it’s not a panda there a ferret
@infernalbaka5576 жыл бұрын
G: And make sure it has a boss who Is a pig and a asshole
@sirfoxoofthecrusade386 жыл бұрын
this is why i love humanity, yet also what anime is this?!
@derpygenral47595 жыл бұрын
God creating red pandas G: you know pandas A: yeah G: make it red and small A: cute G: make its baby’s the cutest thing ever A: I like this G: Make it not related to pandas A: Ok... G: and make humans hunt them and make them endangered A: COME ON
@foreverbored17135 жыл бұрын
Nice 😂😂
@purplerose21635 жыл бұрын
@@foreverbored1713 You know he is talking about you right?
*God Creating Pugs* G: Remember the dogs? A: Yeah, why? G: Okay now making a new dog but smaller A: Sure G: Now give them small floppy ears A: Aww G: Oh and don’t forget the small muzzle crunched up against their face A: Aw, it’s pretty cut- G: Now make it very hard for it to breathe A: But.. but G: SHUT UP! I’m not finished! G: Give it a short tail instead of a long one. Now it can’t wag. A: How cruel.. G: Ohh yes. Edit: Holy crap didn’t expect that many likes! Thank u!! ❤️
@yogsothoth75945 жыл бұрын
People did that one.
@LokiToxtrocity5 жыл бұрын
The tail bit is more of a Boston terrier.
@yam_wam19745 жыл бұрын
Les Grossman You must be the clown at parties... the party-er (ya better not correct me on any of this spelling or grammar.)
@yourgay51505 жыл бұрын
*someone who acknowledged that pugs have difficulty breathing*
@Trefur5 жыл бұрын
5
@littlelego2095 жыл бұрын
GOD creates forest fires God:you know fire Angel:yah God:make them in forests and huge Angel:whu- God:I'm nOT DONE Angel:...... GOD:and they will be in Angel:ARIZONA GOD:ohh and make Florida sink over time Angel:WWWHHHHAAAATTTT
@jacobellis90056 жыл бұрын
God creating bunnies G:make them small A:ok G:fluffy A:cute G:giant ears A:what G:buck teeth and strong legs A:oh this actually isn't that bad G: and make them eaten by almost everything possible
@ieatpoolnoodles28616 жыл бұрын
I have a bit to add on G: and also make them have babies like crazy A:WHY G: NOT DONE YET A:... G:if they feel threatened make them leave their baby’s to die A:OH COME ON
@monkey98996 жыл бұрын
also add g: also make them hump legs and leave scratch marks on the leg.
@desiree94786 жыл бұрын
[God making a hyena] God: Okay take a dog Angel: Good, you can't ruin dogs. God: Make it part zebra Angel: Wait, that's not how logic works... God: I'm God, do you think I care? Angel: But, I... God: don't forget to make it eat everything. Angel: Fine God: Oh, and add some leopard into the mix! Angel: I F*CKING GIVE UP!
@robtidwell19786 жыл бұрын
And make it have Satan's laugh
@nowylover21386 жыл бұрын
God creating hyenas G:Take a coyote and give it short fur and a black mane on its back A:Okay.... G:Make it live in the banlands and kill stuff A:What the f- G:And make it laugh. A:Fuck this....
@wurttmapper22006 жыл бұрын
Make the female hyenas have penises
@miningglalie6 жыл бұрын
God creating moths God: Take a butterfly Angel: Sure God: Make it super ugly and disgusting Angel: What the- God: I'M NOT FINISHED! Angel: Here we go... God: Make it fly towards every light it sees and don't make it stop when a lamp or something burns it lol Angel: ...
@BombusADHD6 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU CALL MOTHS UGLY!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOTH POKÉMON????
@miningglalie6 жыл бұрын
Screaming Idiot Yeah I'm a big Pokemon fan. But real life moths are the most disgusting thing in existance.
@Sophie-dx2of6 жыл бұрын
MiningGlalie Moths aren’t ugly..
@miningglalie6 жыл бұрын
Sophia Kookie I have Mottephobia. Case closed.
@nowylover21386 жыл бұрын
MiningGlalie HA HA HA HA
@karenharris52785 жыл бұрын
God Makes Tigers: G: ::inhales:: *Giant Barcode Cats.* A: Wha-?! G: I AIN'T DONE. A: ... G: Also make them the only cats that like water, make it huge and terrifying yet everyone loves them. A: I am so done.
@shadowprincess37246 жыл бұрын
God making lions G: Ok, take a cat A: Ok... G: Make the males have huge rings of fur around their faces A: ok this seems pretty- G: Give them huge claws and massive teeth A: uh G: and make them kill anything smaller then them A: of course
@God-nr5oe6 жыл бұрын
Didn't make me laugh. I'm sending you to the Heaven for the "Special" Humans.
@FennTheFeral6 жыл бұрын
What why would you do that
@spencercox79316 жыл бұрын
Of course. Like he knew it was gonna happen
@kayecunningham44076 жыл бұрын
God creating dolphins G:Make a smaller whale A:What G:Make it incredibly smart A:Sounds good so far G:Make them cute and squishy A:So cute G:Make them hunt in packs A:finally a normal animal G:I DIDNT SAY I WAS FINISHED. Make those humans keep them as slaves and make them do tricks A:WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUDGE.
@kalamari32886 жыл бұрын
Kaye Feelie FUCK*
@grasshopperchick3746 жыл бұрын
Kaye Feelie probably one of the very few normal ones.
@when75736 жыл бұрын
-Dolphins -Normal Pick one, my dude. Maybe they're alright physically, but they're messed up mentally.
@shilashirrgna6 жыл бұрын
G: And make them rape fish corpses.
@speedpaintlover24736 жыл бұрын
And make them sound like a helium balloon losing air.
@deliciousdandelion96156 жыл бұрын
[God creating guinea pig] "Take a pig" Alright. "Make it smol and fluffy" Ooh, this could turn great. "Give it a smaller version of biever teeth" Alright "And to finish of, make it squeec cutely" FINALLY SOMETHING NORMAL HALLEJULIA!!
@yukisuki67656 жыл бұрын
InterlectualFlowerQueen God: oh and make people cook it in some countries Angel: *sobs* JUST WHY?????
@spirithunter56776 жыл бұрын
And all the angles sang praise the lord
@deliciousdandelion96156 жыл бұрын
Yuki Suki Whyyyyyyyyyyy
@luciidusal6 жыл бұрын
*JUST WHYYYYY*
@whereislamp39126 жыл бұрын
And make it bite the shit out of people for no reason.
@maelo21775 жыл бұрын
[God making Sharks] G: Take a fish A: Okay..... G: Make them suuuuper big, like a whale but one is bigger than a whale. A: Alright...... G: Now give it three rows of super sharp teeth A: WHAT THE HECK?!?!!
@TheSavageLuxray Жыл бұрын
G: And as an added bonus, Make 6 movies about these fish being fused with Tornadoes! A: Somehow, I feel like I lost touch with reality!
@starrcasm84886 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this even though I've seen them separately
@mushroom57816 жыл бұрын
Same
@deadlythedragon6 жыл бұрын
*Starrcasm* s a m e
@ghostlyastronaut79256 жыл бұрын
*Starrcasm* Same
@biblicallyaccurateangel13786 жыл бұрын
same
@lornagregg58266 жыл бұрын
*Starrcasm* I can relate so much
@whatislife6666 жыл бұрын
God creating Flies: God: Soo... Give it wings. Angel: Got it.. God: Make it buzz.. Angel: Hm, not so bad.. God: Make it the most useless bug in the WORLD. Angel: Ya know, this animal may actually be the most normal you've ever do- God: And make it feed off of dead bodies. Angel: GOD DAMMIT.
@reynhacoezy55106 жыл бұрын
I Can’t Breath
@kingcactus35366 жыл бұрын
Awesome Dawn, actually they don't feed of dead bodies, they get attracted by the smell and lay there eggs in corpses and carcasses!
@CrumpetCraig6 жыл бұрын
God creating tide pods A: these humans are getting dirty G: okay...? A: should we make something to clean their clothes G: sure G: make them squares A: okay... G: make them white, blue and orange A: these look nice! G: - and make humans have a strange urge to eat them A: WHAT THE FU- G: - I'M NOT DONE YET! G: make the humans make an anime character named tide pod chan A: *internal screaming*
@Sup-rh4eu6 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy omfg 😂😂😂
@SuperChris04206 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy why
@CrumpetCraig6 жыл бұрын
Heather Jones cos i can
@nel35526 жыл бұрын
This meme died months ago...
@MrSuperbeast926 жыл бұрын
JANuary j Mostly due to the people propagating it dying... From eating Tide Pods...
@filohaitham5 жыл бұрын
[god creating 2019] god: you remember logic? angel: yeah...? god: delete the file. angel: BUT HUMANS THEY- god: YOU HEARD ME angel: *calls technican* hey, yeah...hi! do you think you can delete the logic file? technican: (loud af) I QUIT
@desiree94786 жыл бұрын
[God making a chicken] God: Remember birds? Angel: Oh no... God: make them short and fat... Angel: what else? God: They also can't fly Angel: sure God: they are delicious. Angel: Not the worst thing you've said God: Also we eat their unborn children. Angel: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?
@reynhacoezy55106 жыл бұрын
MOUHAHAHA
@sonicking917846 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and thus are not baby chicks, but ok...
@aceasphyxiation6 жыл бұрын
Desireé we have the same name 😂
@desiree94786 жыл бұрын
AceQueen24, cool but Desireé is only my middle name.
@danmendoza8636 жыл бұрын
Sonicking917 and also its the chicken periods so if you eats eggs you eat periods
@joyfullestaj6 жыл бұрын
*[God making red pandas]* God: Okay so take a raccoon Angel: Okay God: But give it a striped tail like a lemur Angel: This might be kind of normal actuall- God: Make it red like blood Angel: ..... God: OH AND MAKE IT HIBERNATE LIKE A BEAR Angel: I'm gonna go work for Satan
@ryderthesinful6 жыл бұрын
It's like a raccoon and a fox made a baby with razor sharp claws
@tsuki.sadboi8876 жыл бұрын
[God making blobfish] Remember the reeeeeeeeaaaaally big fish with the exploding hole? "uh.. yeah." Okay, take away the exploding hole. "finally something norm--" NOT. dOne. Make it smaller, like a normal fish size. "Oh, this is actually pretty cute." Now make it pink and squishy. "Why is everything pink??" Now make it always frown and give it a squid ward nose. "DUDE WTF" Also make it only eat little green specks and live in groups of three. "Anything else?" They only live by active volcanoes. "WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK."
@Ethodica5 жыл бұрын
God making cruises G:you know those ships we made? A:yes G:make them huge and basically like a paradise to humans A:Norma- G:IM NOT DONE G:now make them expensive as heck to stay there for 5-7 days A: ;~; G:now make it so when someone falls off, it takes the cruise workers like 30 mins to find out. A: WHY!?!
@bobbills29536 жыл бұрын
God makes Tigers: G: Ok, first. Get a cute tabby cat. A: Aye Aye! G: Now, make it the largest cat in the world. A: erm.. ok? G: Make it live all across Asia. A: We have a great Animal! G: and make it a man eater. A: Why me.... God makes Lions: G: Ok, get the big tabby thing. A: ok? G: Make it golden, remove the stripes and make it live in groups. A: unusual, but ok! G: Make it have an Afro. A: Aye..... G: Ah, no animal is perfect! Make sure They will eat or kill anything that gets in their path. A: So basically a big golden tabby 70's thing? G: yes, you idiot! A: That’s It, I Quit. I’m going to work with Lucifer
@imjustkindahere87806 жыл бұрын
LOL😂
@sunnycomb6 жыл бұрын
Tigers and lions don’t kill everything really viciously. Tigers aren’t man eaters and lions don’t kill everything in their path. Jeez.
@sugasoldjiminsjamsfor3doll5026 жыл бұрын
Bob Bills I want this in the next vud 😂😂👍👍
@vadejed6 жыл бұрын
*greets the angel* HELLo *I giggle* Welcome to Hell, I assume you left God and wanna work with Lucifer? If yes, right this way, sir!
@rindiation80956 жыл бұрын
Bob Bills well... the biggest cat in the world is cougar :/ HA i'm just saying don't take it serious hehe 😆
@kendraa73966 жыл бұрын
*God Making Anime* G : you remember humans right? A : Yes G: ok....make all kinds of em cute A : ok not to bad....but theres gona be a twist i just know it G : make them have zero gravity A : why though G : cause......I said so A : .............. G : make them really popular for humans A : ok...so far so good G : and lastly make them have Big eyes like super duper big eyes like mansion sized eyes A : Why do I even work for you.... MA WORK HERE IS DONE BOIS XDD
@giuliapintilei39515 жыл бұрын
But God didn't-
@titanundertale54205 жыл бұрын
The devil made anime
@suripuki19845 жыл бұрын
(Henti) All of that you said Make them fuck each other
@Coffeecup-sb5mw5 жыл бұрын
**makes hentai** Remember anime? yea Now give them huge fucking tiddies. wh- And give it a huge ass. why d- And now make it so that it's in a thirteen minute long video and it mates. why do i exist
@AkumaDayo5 жыл бұрын
God: Also make all the young boys look like really cute girls Angel: ... God: oH and when they get turned on they gotta make a blood fountain from their nose Angel: that doesn't sound remotely good for their health
@raecypher26306 жыл бұрын
God Making Polar Bears G: Take a bear A: *sigh* Ok.. G: Make it's fur white A: Mk. G: Place it in the arctic and make it a great swimmer. Add a cute face too. A: This sounds pretty cool! Are we gonna make a cute animal for once? G: *chuckles* Oh no no, it's going to be very damn aggressive and LOVE meat for food. A: *face palm* Why do I even bother..
@asshatmcgee1496 жыл бұрын
ii_Pixel Bird_ii I'll have you know a polar bears fur is clear
@ladymira51036 жыл бұрын
ii_Pixel Bird_ii: A polar bear's fur is see-through.
@Doublemonk05066 жыл бұрын
G: & a soda brand will use it on their sodas A: actually this isn't very far fetched
@lukemckenzie01215 жыл бұрын
God creating the TikTok e-boy God: make them cute Angel: ok cool God: let them dye their hair pastel colors Angel: um?ok sounds kinda fun God: makethemlowkeyracistandhomaphobic Angel: wait _what_ God: ... give them the talent of song and dance Angel: HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE God: **sigh** ok ok you’re right... I’m sorry I don’t know what I was thinking.... Angel: oh no it’s fine everyone makes mis- God: they don’t NEED talent! Their looks will be enough to make them popular! Angel: _THAT WAS _*_NOT_*_ THE PROBLEM_
@jacob0w0505 жыл бұрын
God making seals: G:make it have whiskers A:good so far G:make sure it has banana for toe nails A:wh- G:I’m not finished yet! G:Make them have slick grey skin A:dude what the fuq
@yourgay51505 жыл бұрын
G: and then have people murder them!
@Vcxnt_dracxlaV5 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with slick grey skin?
@lesleygalvin32395 жыл бұрын
@@yourgay5150 thats a leopard seal
@foxwithscarf36896 жыл бұрын
[God making skunk] G: take a squirrel A: uh-huh G: turn it black A: ...weird but not *that* weird. G: make it spray a special thing when scared A: oh cool that is nice of you G: make that spray smell terribly bad and can be smelled a mile away A: a bit overload but is that all? G: hmm... Make it easily scared of every creature it sees A: *angel 529 quit his job*
@nowylover21386 жыл бұрын
Ice Bear What about the stripe down its back?
@foxwithscarf36896 жыл бұрын
Nowylover! Ggilovu only some skunks have stripes down their back
@sydniespangler28176 жыл бұрын
(god making pitcher plants) G: so, you know those flytraps right? A: yes? G: okay, so make it bigger A: uh huh, yes G: and remove it's teeth A: i don't like where this is goi- G: I DIDN'T FINISH G: and then, make it have a mutualistic relationship with the shrew A: oh, that's kinda cute! G: oh yeah, the pitcher plant benefits by eating the shrew's shit A: sometimes i wonder why they put YOU in control
@opticalyoutube55975 жыл бұрын
God creating armadillos: G: Tactical. Assault. Possums.
@thestranger40466 жыл бұрын
God creating kangaroos G:Okay, make it look like a big rabbit A:Hmm, oh well. G:Make it strong! A:Alright, done. G:Now make the females have three vaginas. A:Goodbye.
@alextron25646 жыл бұрын
is this true?!
@thestranger40466 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@zyxiera61566 жыл бұрын
Wow foursome
@triggeredfrog47796 жыл бұрын
Already did this.
@deadlythedragon6 жыл бұрын
God creating a Rooster God: so take a chicken Angel: alright God: Now make it colorful Angel: this sounds pretty ok God: make it scream like an alarm clock Angel: wh-...? God: DA DA DA, LET ME FINISH God: now make is attack anything that breathes and make it big Angel: *leaves* IM DONE God: DON'T FORGET TO GIVE IT A RED GLOVE ON ITS FACE
@memejesus29766 жыл бұрын
G: THEY SHALL BE NAMED COCKS A: *fucking leaves*
@deadlythedragon6 жыл бұрын
Meme Jesus oml y e s
@KitsonHeart6 жыл бұрын
[God creating apples] G: Okay, take a tree and make its fruit delicious, round and red or yellow. A: Like cherries? G: Yes, but larger, chewy and with sweet to tart variants. A: Actually that's not so ba- hey wait a mi-- G: And give it tiny seeds that if injested can kill a person. A: I mean I guess if the centers are kind of inedi-- G: Oh and worms love to live in them. A: You monster
@gabimihalek55606 жыл бұрын
KHVathiel what kind of apples do you eat that are chewy?! Apples should have a crisp, juicy crunch to them.
@lexntm5 жыл бұрын
*God making Shrek* G: Make a green version of me A:Wait what?! G:Yes, and make it fictional A:Wha- G:Also turn it into a meme A:Wtf is a meme?!
@bicentriccross99206 жыл бұрын
[God making lobsters] G:you remember the crab right A:yes G:make it skinny and give it a tail A:not so bad G:give it antennas A:weird but OK G:IM NOT DONE A:OK OK! G:put its eyes on the antennas A:GOD WTF!?!?
@Ryliath6 жыл бұрын
And make them immortals too.
@mariellajoyceee6 жыл бұрын
[GOD MAKING CATS] G: take a cute furry ball A: ok G: Make it VERY FLUFFY and Nice A: Alright..anything else to add? G: Then put VERY Sharp claws A: oh god, here we go G: Make it Sleep almost everyday A: Wait wha- G: then make it very lazy A: ... G: make it push everything off the shelves A: why am i still here... G: Then.. when its nice..Make it angry all of a sudden A: WHY WOULD YOU DO THA- G: JUST DO IT
@SuperChris04206 жыл бұрын
Cats 😍
@goopyflame6 жыл бұрын
cat:aww i love u person: who's a nice kitty? who's a n-? cat: Attacks your hand* person: AAAAAA cat:AAA I SUDDENLY HATE YOU they both scream
@estheay36116 жыл бұрын
And then make them waaaayyy inferior to dogs. 😂
@narikouzumaki39836 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mastercarrot43826 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
@Kinkajou4206 жыл бұрын
(God making bearded dragons) God: take a lizard Angel: okay? God: make it really chill, like the calmest reptile ever. Angel: well that's pretty neat. God: give it a sticky tougne that it uses to feel it's surroundings. Angel: that's actuall kinda cute! God: now give it a third eye it doesn't use and cover it in spikes! angel: WHY ARE YOU LI- God: you know what? Make it run like a human at high speeds to! Angel: *sobs quietly*
@jamesjackson66516 жыл бұрын
Rong lizard mate
@darkandsweetfairy0916 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@Bl4ck-Fr0576 жыл бұрын
DinoCookieCat the word you're looking for is Basilisk.
@Bl4ck-Fr0576 жыл бұрын
Which can also run across the surface of water.
@Kinkajou4206 жыл бұрын
Do people keep forgetting more than one reptile can run on their hind legs?
@ran_dough5 жыл бұрын
GOD CREATING TODOROKI God:Make him cute and hot Angle: ..... God:Make people call him gay Angle:oh god Did u drink? God:Make him have a abusive father Angle:That is just to much!! God:and make him scared of kettles Angle:I quit this job
@zwevealisk5 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@esmeechan10364 жыл бұрын
Do this with MINETA
@reapermaster12334 жыл бұрын
God:Remember when we made that lowkeyhotanimecharacter Angel:yeah God:make his classmate a midget Angel:not bad yet God:?and a pervert Angel:what the f God:and put huge purple testacles on his head Angel:please no God:make them sticky Angel:kill meeeeee
@TheSavageLuxray Жыл бұрын
@@reapermaster1233 Midoriya G: So, remember that Anime about high school kids with specific super powers? A: Yeah? G: Make the protag have zero powers whatsoever! A: Huh? G: But have his powers come from his favorite childhood hero! A: Well, that makes sense some- G: But he gains said powers by eating a lock of hair from said superhero! A: This is the worst job ever…
@avemama62675 жыл бұрын
[God creating sea cucumbers] God: grab a cucumber. Angel: mk. *Grabs.* God: maybe add some spikes.. Angel: uh..k God: now make it ALIVE! Angel: wtf.. God: oh, and make it live in the sea. Angel: what the living heck..
@ishaniroy86425 жыл бұрын
Also, give it tentacles
@jasoncarmon28625 жыл бұрын
U forgot one thing God- make it breath throught its anus
@candyanddarkside5 жыл бұрын
*Cough* _It fires it's organs out through its anus_
@odobee17605 жыл бұрын
*The devil making cats* The devil: okay you know dogs Demon:yeah The devil: okay so make it smaller and have a smaller snout Demon:alright I like where this is going! The devil: make it have really sharp claws and only like you if you have food Demon: alright ruined
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-05 жыл бұрын
You forgot to make them the queens and kings of human's ....my cat is EVIL 😓
@duckislord59555 жыл бұрын
WE ARE THEIR SLAVES
@iclynnx5 жыл бұрын
Cats aren't actually evil. Also, only God and his angels have the ability to create animals. The devil and his demons can only turn into ghosts and that sh*t, and scare humans, and make them sad, or even evil. That's what I believe, atleast. They wanna cause chaos. Cats are adorable and nice if people would just treat them right, but sadly, people think it's funny to annoy them -_-
@teriyakio79125 жыл бұрын
r/whoosh
@odobee17605 жыл бұрын
@@iclynnx yeah man congrats you have the joke!!!
@Raidxn_06 жыл бұрын
[God creates Great White Sharks] G - Ok, make a 12 foot long fish! A - Over exaggerating again..what else? G - Make it native to the hottest country ever (Australia) A - Ok...there’s something bizarre I know it.. G - Make it so that there is a triangle on its back and there are little razor blade teeth all over it’s mouth and they keep growing back! A - Oh yeah, I forgot to ask the tooth fairy for my money last year... G - WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT!! A - What now? G - Lose the attitude! Make it so that more people are killed a year by coconuts than these death machines! (This is a true fact.) A - Why u do dis??
@kareem62226 жыл бұрын
PandaOfAwesome #MLG I didn't know about the coconut thing. 🤯🤯
@Raidxn_06 жыл бұрын
Kareem 04 XD Google it, nice to know you learnt a new fact
@nightrider38896 жыл бұрын
Some great whites can grow to 20 to 25 feet
@LumosVeil5 жыл бұрын
[God Making Me] God: “So this female.” Angel: “Alright.” God: “She’s very mature and responsible.” Angel: “Cool cool.” God: “She’s really good at drawing.” Angel: “Oh kinda like what I’m doin-“ God: “I’M NOT DONE.” Angel: God: “This human stays in their room 90% of their time.” Angel: “Why..?” God: “Make her eyesight absolutely garbage that she needs to get a new pair every year.” Angel: “You are evil.” God: “No that’s Lucifer anyways, make her real nice.” Angel: “Well that’s actually nice of you-“ God: “Now make this female feel like she wants to die in a hole every time she has to socialize with people and talk to them.” Angel: “WHAT THE FU-“ God: “And then make sure she comes from a family where her home language causes her extreme pain because of the language barrier. She can’t even communicate correctly with her own father.” God: “Oh also, kill the mother.” Angel: Angel: “You are not a good boss.”
@Moshie-art4 жыл бұрын
Do you need a hug? ●︿●
@mazda787bgroupc4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, what?
@redguyfan18034 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry sweetie
@ghosttaffy83654 жыл бұрын
Lady, are you okay?
@redguyfan18034 жыл бұрын
@@ghosttaffy8365 I don't think she is tbh >_>
@peterg.j.macpherson24516 жыл бұрын
(God making Blobfish) G: okay remember the Axolotl? A: yes... G: make it the absolute embodiment of lazy, and mix it with a fish. A: Fat fish, got it. G: Now... make it have the harmony between cute and hideous. A: what?? Fine. Mission accomplished. Kinda reminds me of Lucifer. G: Good one. You might get promoted. A: Anything else? G: ... G: Take away it's skeleton. A: WHY??? G: and it's only source of food is minerals from deep sea volcanoes. A: why do I even try??? G: you name it. A: the Lucifish G: nah I got a better idea. Bonus: G: Make that Blobfish a meme. A: well okay I can see that without your will anyway, but here we go.
@aleksandramakari6 жыл бұрын
A promotion XD
@trick29136 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@bayleyandbeckylynchfanhugg57786 жыл бұрын
God creating Legos G: Okay you know those things that people use to make houses? A: Yeah G: Make a tinier version of them for kids A: Okay this is pretty nor- G: And make it to where when you step on them you feel like you are f*cking killing your foot A: **sighs** I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing you've ever made me make G: WHAT DID YOU SAY A: Nothing
@disturbed14995 жыл бұрын
yes XD
@earthisadonut72136 жыл бұрын
[God creating an okapi] God: ALRIGHT! I got an idea... Angel: what is it this time? God: take a horse Angel: sigh...ok God: now jam it together with a zebra Angel: here we go again God: OOH! OOH! MAKE IT A SPECIES OF GIRAFF- Angel: .....I assume you have more God: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! Angel: can we get this over with? God: fine...give it a nickname; "African unicorn" Angel: ok... God: NO! Make it have *two* horns Angel: continually bangs head against desk
@Beetleunderapavingslab5 жыл бұрын
God making flies. God: It's a bug. Angel: Okay. God: It flies. Angel: Okay. God: Now name it based on it's only action and make it the most annoying creature that has almost no meaning. Angel: But why--
@2secretaccount5 жыл бұрын
God creating Squids G: You know that jellyfish we made a while ago? A: Yeah. G: Ok. I need you to make its head REALLY REALLY long. A: . . . K then? G: Good. Now give it two huge eyeballs the size of your head. A: WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FU- G: I'M NOT DONE YET G: Now give it a really long nose A: Why did I pick this job . . . G: Now make it always wear a brown polo shirt. A: We really need you to get in touch with your therapist again. G: Now make it live in a house that looks like its face and make it live next to a sponge and a star. A: I wonder why I still exist G: Now finally make it have really bad clarinet skills, make it tone-deaf, and make it have a really weird voice. A: why does my life have to be like this G: Now sing with me, A: oh no G: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
@Bepsip_Kanyu5 жыл бұрын
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
@gabriellelewis43915 жыл бұрын
*Long Gasp* Squidward
@stephanieappleton95735 жыл бұрын
Lol (one eye tho???) (btw you forgot he hates the sponge and star)
@2secretaccount5 жыл бұрын
@@stephanieappleton9573 I fixed it. Sorry!
@stephanieappleton95735 жыл бұрын
Pooja Kalidindi XD it’s ok
@-blade-99266 жыл бұрын
The giraffe one. I NEED to find that person and become best friends with them😂
@nyangjungwon22696 жыл бұрын
Do you mean @jhopes many nicknames? 💜
@orange._pie54216 жыл бұрын
Ikr and they're Army
@btsisbetterthan1d466 жыл бұрын
6:06😁
@iang35196 жыл бұрын
Lmao mood😂😂
@-blade-99266 жыл бұрын
Just like Joanna yeah
@jtm85146 жыл бұрын
I can see why Lucifer left 😂😂😂😂
@Gabriel-Sprite6 жыл бұрын
Gianis Antoniou YAS
@scandicgamer30716 жыл бұрын
Gianis Antoniou omg 😂
@jtm85146 жыл бұрын
Thanks?
@joe-micaalysha92916 жыл бұрын
Gianis Antoniou that makes me laugh the most😂
@cnverto24046 жыл бұрын
Gianis Antoniou *THAT IS LUCIFER XDDDD*
@neve23155 жыл бұрын
God Creating Foxes G-get a dog A-and? G-make it ginger A-k G-give it a big cute tail A-aww G-get it to kill rabbits A-done? G-nope... It kills chickens that humans keep in cages A-WHY!!!!
@majazippert75865 жыл бұрын
Galaxy Gacha ye
@certifiedclownfucker6 жыл бұрын
[God creates a dragon] G: Get an alligator. A: Ok. G: Now make it really big. A: Uhhh- G: Give it wings. A: ...... G: Now make it breath fire! A: WHAT!!?? NO!! G: NOW!! OR ELSE!!
@didgeridoodanielle6 жыл бұрын
G:Oh yeah, remember those dragons. A:Yeah. G:Make like, 3,000 variations. A:What... G:I SAID GIVE IT 3,000 VARIATIONS! A:WHY!?! G:MAKE IT A PART OF SOME OF THE COUNTRIES' CULTURE TOO! A:Why are you still yelling? G:OH YEAH, AND MAKE CHINA'S LOOK LIKE DANGER NOODLES WITH LEGS A:God what the actual fu- G:DO IT!!!' A:Fine...
@lida61526 жыл бұрын
Just A Random Camp Camp Fan. This is the best I've ever seen so far😂
@certifiedclownfucker6 жыл бұрын
Omg! Thanks yee! ^v^
@lida61526 жыл бұрын
Just A Random Camp Camp Fan. ^_^
@mmmmmmok52926 жыл бұрын
Oolalaa! Romamomamaa! Who gets it?
@carterkane2396 жыл бұрын
The angel sounds like Travis from Aphmau Edit: I love how God progressively sounds more drunk
@byebyekai23085 жыл бұрын
*GOD Creating Elephants* G: Go get a Rhino A: Ok.... G: Make it’s nose a tube A: Is it weird that this isn’t the weirdest thing you’ve gave me? G: Now stretch the nose out REALLY long! A: *Sigh* G: Make it pretty smart A: Why? G: DON’T QUESTION MY WORKS! A: okay, okay..... G: Make it LOVE to roll in mud when it get hot A: Why not water? G: WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? A: Sorry sir! G: And finally.... Make It use it’s nose to drink water, pour mud on themselves, and other hand related things! A: I..I don’t understand.
@plant58755 жыл бұрын
lmao
@incitatus9535 жыл бұрын
They dont roll in mud. They dont drink with their trunks, they suck water in it and blow it into their mouths.
@karto33315 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but OK
@cringeypuma66965 жыл бұрын
Wait elephant likes to roll in mud when its hot instead of pigs?? Im confused Because pigs likes muds just to cool off
@ashes4ashes1745 жыл бұрын
this is why i love elephants.
@kimberly.ng075 жыл бұрын
{God creates corgis} God: okay you know the cute little things called dogs Angel: oh god don’t ruin them please God: i won’t I won’t Angel: okay fine God: take the legs Angel: mhm.. God: MAKE IT SUPER SHORT Angel: okay cute God:....and make it have a majestic butt Angel:....what the heck wrong with you.....
@silvergames67846 жыл бұрын
God Creating Worms God: You know those danger noodles Angle: Snakes? God: Yes! Now make them small Angle: Oh go- God: Make them less scary Angle: WOW! Seems way better then the danger noddle God: Now make them slimy Angle: spoke to soon.... God: AND MAKE THEM HELP THE ENVIRONMENT OR SOMETHING Angle: Is that it? God: Yes.... WAIT Angle: Yes? God: make the noodle breakable, but when it breaks..... It turns into two living noodles Angle: ok........
@alextron25646 жыл бұрын
worms aren't so bad
@aidanmills61366 жыл бұрын
(god making flatfish) G: okay, you see this fish? A: yeah? G: make it a pancake! A: wha? G: now give it color changing skin. A: anything else? G: yeah, now put both it's eyes on only one side of it's head A: (sigh) fine...
@Krixotronick6 жыл бұрын
(god creating hyenas) G:remember that dog? A:yes why? G:make it more dangerous and that they live in a hot place. A:ok anything else G:make them laugh. A:wut
@bebekdb84936 жыл бұрын
lol
@chinchbug69346 жыл бұрын
They're also closer to related to cats than dogs
@1kenziepot226 жыл бұрын
Lion king?
@arithesleepy97515 жыл бұрын
(Making dogs) God:make it fluffy Angle:Ok God:cute face Angle:Ok this is good God:cute little legs Angle:yup God:vary VARY soft ears Angle:Ok Angle: wait what's the catch Dogs:make them give humans lots of love joy and happiness
@jonnetiirikainen79386 жыл бұрын
[God creating bats] G: Take a deformed bird. A: The Fu- G: Make it cute but somehow creepy. A: Alright?? G: Now give it super hearing A: How am i supposed to do that! G: *I. WASN'T. FINISHED.* A: okay... G: Now make it sleep upside down, and live in caves. *Angel has 101% given up.*
@renroberts10456 жыл бұрын
jonne Tiirikainen and give them eyes that can’t see for sh*t
@koolkaden28326 жыл бұрын
GilZeAwesomePrussia TeddyLauren that's a myth cause they are not blind
@larrychilders65996 жыл бұрын
G: and make sure a human dresses up like one to fight those funny humans A: you mean clowns? G: Bingo
@Froggyman1456 жыл бұрын
TUXEDO *BIRDS*
@ComradeRedmond5 жыл бұрын
*God making warthogs* God: Alright..take a pig Angel: Ok God: Give it a lot more hair Angel: Hmm..ok.. God: Give it tusks Angel:....alright God: And, and..MAKE IT ONE OF THE MOST UGLIEST ANIMALS ON EARTH Angel: •-• *heavy sigh* Why the hell not..
@khar86305 жыл бұрын
Angel: "Why the *hell* not.. Get it? *Get it?* K.. I'm outta here