God Creates Things [Binge Compilation]

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[@PMSeymour]

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[@daenite2480]

God: make a rabbit... Angel: k.. God: that's it. Angel: Angel: what? God: Call it a hare.

[@notscarlet8321]

Make them genetically incompatible despite being clearly basically the same fucking animal

[@nyxion2771]

Angel: wHy tHe FU-

[@yourlocaltrashcan4438]

@שחר א. tf did you just say?

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

And make it bigger

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

@@yourlocaltrashcan4438 DA FAKU

[@Kh4jiiT]

*Creating chihuahua* G: We need more dogs. A: K... G: Make it small and cute. And Mexican. A: Ok, sounds nice! G: They are very cuddly. A: Aww, I love th- G: Now put Satan inside and make them enslave humans by 2078. A: ... Bye.

[@goodbyekuri]

lol accurate, my chihuahua only likes me and my little sister

[@aceofspades6012]

No chihuahua have the rage of all the multiverses sun in it

[@trucker2987]

Perfect xD

[@--cerberus--3066]

As a chihuahua owner, I can confirm, They are satan.

[@moonclawdragon4276]

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." XD

[@silverlonewolf8289]

Me thinking of the tv show

[@moonclawdragon4276]

@@silverlonewolf8289 XD

[@zemorph42]

I want to see that Lucifer reacting to these. Make it happen, KZbin!

[@eliskahrncirova7796]

Me too

[@bee-lc2pl]

exaclty.

[@carolinareyes9470]

God: What are they doing down there? Angel: They're making milk out Almonds God: WHAT!? I GAVE THEM LIKE SIX ANIMALS TO TAKE MILK FROM Angel: They don't like that milk God: "They don't like that milk" *Flips table*

[@cutehamster7676]

V E G A N S L O L

[@pancakesstudios6351]

Angel: Sir, people are getting sick from dairy God: Okay Angel: What will you do? God: Make a fruit, some nuts, into milk and they aren't making people sick Angel: Okay God: But make some of them taste bad

[@Justme2278j]

WHY DONT YOU LIKE THE MILK THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU!!!

[@todddempsey1277]

Almond milk is man's true sin.

[@Leevee606]

@@Justme2278j YO! Can I be able to turn into a cat I just want to ba lazy and loved

[@lordscrubbinton858]

Sorry

[@PMSeymour]

All Good Mr. Freeman

[@daenite2480]

Please bring unicorns back. If you do I'll give you 5 stars.

[@bhien172]

Nice one 😂😂

[@toastyboi3935]

God is Keanu Reeves

[@imme5743]

Hey

[@leahdouglas6920]

{God making cactus🌵} God: I'm having a bit of creators block... Angel: What about a plant in the desert. God: Eh why not Angel: Great! God: Make it green... God: Make it filled with water Angel: That's actually a grea- God: NOT DONE! Its a bit boring Angel: Maybe add some flow- God: Give it spikes. Angel: Bu- God: GIVE IT SPIKES!

[@unrelatedK]

Leah Douglas then the angel secretly snuck into God’s room to add flowers to the cactus. Angel: Hehehe... What do we have here? Angel: That plant again. Angel: I should add flowers like I wanted. *proceed to put the flowers on* God will never know.

[@lovison47]

And make sure some of them can be cut to extract drinking water. Angel: Oh that's pretty useful if someone gets lost in the des... God: BUT MANY OTHERS WILL ONLY GIVE YOU POISONING OR HUGE STOMACH PAIN !!

[@wispywillow1573]

God making ferrets: G: ok so make it a short and long cat A: ok G: give round ears A: is this finally a normal one? G: and make sure it has a slinky for a spine A: What? G: SLINKY CATS

[@malukaluka]

Ferretwillow 62 "Slinky Cats" *puts the biggest number you can think of dalars here* Um yes id like 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of those please

[@sageisokay1689]

SLINKY CATS

[@killstrike-zn1lv]

I can't stop laughing

[@whitefoxythepainterfox8988]

Ella scarlet from fairy tail why

[@whitefoxythepainterfox8988]

God trying to make cats God: OK so take a kitten Angel: OK God: make it bigger and longer and bigger paws angel: is this finally a normal one? God: make it have laser blade petewn their paws Angel: oh no..... God: and when the males argue they sound weird Angel: #flips table#, IM DONE

[@ohthatchild3202]

God making raccoons G : * inhales * trash panda A : ok

[@sugas_canoe_flippers]

I like trash panda

[@MerkhVision]

Mew Mew ARMY i LOVE trash panda!

[@hellobonnie1380]

God making chipmunks: G:Okay take the squirrel A: okay. G: make it smaller and little white lines on the back. A: awww.. G:And put them into a movie where they talk and become a boy band. A:*facepalm*

[@claudiabanda5380]

Red Willow omg 🤣

[@imjustkindahere8780]

W H E E Z E😂😂

[@user-hc3re6kn9j]

Red Willow that was good😂

[@enrique1646]

HAH

[@griffinh.966]

AAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU DO THIS WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT MONSTROSITY

[@mapotofu1841]

10:12 "a really big fish. Biggest fish you've ever seen. Bigger than a house" God: *whispers* but here's the catch God: _it's not actually a fish_

[@jjstarz7383]

God making foxes G: so take a dog A: ok G: give it a BIG fluffy tail A: aw, cute G: make them bright orange A: this is adorab- G: now make them scream in the middle of the night like a little girl being stabbed A: *why do you do these things*

[@icesswolvescats7425]

XDD

[@jjstarz7383]

IcessWolvesCats (Cynder the Ultimate Wolf) XD

[@commanderjae9888]

So that's what the fox says...

[@icesswolvescats7425]

I am wheezing hard

[@jjstarz7383]

Jade Neethling lmao

[@D-03181]

God making frogs G: Ok , make these ones tiny. A: okay... G: And green.. A: So far so good.. G: And make them jump alot. A: Finally something no- G: And make a guy talking about them becoming gay. A: OH FOR FU-

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

I agree with angel. DAA FAAACCCC

[@computethis1533]

*I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTTING THR CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!*

[@anelizs5524]

God:And make the ones in rainforest poisionines. Angel: *making a call* God:... Angel: hello Mrs brown, we need more sessions. Mrs brown: but... he already had 105i5367642 sessions. Angel: he made a poison frog Mrs brown: is 10:00 ok

[@boredshitz8866]

*THEY POISON THE TAP WATER*

[@kirierjiro6436]

*THEY TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!*

[@spookies2041]

God creating Kangaroos G: You know a deer? A: Yes? G: Remember those- Those T-rex's? A: Yeahhh?? G: *T-rex deer*

[@Asherbird25]

Oh no

[@thadz2493]

fuck off

[@thadz2493]

offensive

[@breadismygod]

Kangaroos don’t look anything like deers, the t-rex part makes sense

[@honestlyaesthetic6487]

G: and make them fight people

[@charms2181]

It sounds like he's slowly getting more drunk as the video goes on

[@chirrpyy_]

Lol

[@wormguylovesworms]

Thats the point

[@mmmimimimimimim4169]

He sounds like markiplier to me tbh

[@tammyanderson1765]

So that’s why wine is God’s blood

[@Andersonikki]

Every time the angel is tired of gods shit, take a shot.

[@hanaeve__]

God making cartoons God: You know those animals we made? Angel: Yeah? God: Make them talk. Angel: Okay.. not the weirdest you’ve give- God: And don’t make gravity work until they look down! Angel: SO CLOSE!!

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

Coyote: so that's how I was made... Roadrunner: ok let's run now

[@jessicavolk494]

Ded

[@LemonMelonShork]

God making loony tunes

[@moothecow8029]

God : oh! But don’t make all of them talk!

[@southeastdakota7662]

*God Makes Jesus* "Get a copy of me." Sure. "Make is smaller, have it's mom be a virgin." Do you need a drink? "I'm not finished if you want a paycheck." ... "Make him endlessly suffer until he is reunited with his true father." ISN'T THIS YOUR SON??? "Still not finished, child." Why did I sign up for this? "Make sure he is the first to t-pose." *this is what happens when you expose him to memes. LOOKIN AT YOU ZEUS.*

[@habuhomeboy]

(God creating Jesus) God: hey. Mary: hey. God: what's your sign?

[@MischievousMoth]

Wanna know how god created me? Well then here (God creating me) A: ok theres a new one here, her name is charlotte rose callon G: hmm, lets add a ruff life, A: aww G: funny, girly when younger and tomboy when older A: mmhmm G: make her mostly emotionless i think at the start of 9 maybe A: WH- G: IM NOT FINISHED! G: hmm make her memey, and wanting of a channel so she does it privately A: so far its ok G: make her LOOOOOOOVE dragons and wolves A: cool! G: quiet A: ok.. G: hmm mostly pale as heck skin A: why...? G: with brown with some blonde/goldish streaks with some strands of red A: cool hair! G: hazel eyes, very awesome friends! A: mmhmm G: gamer A: k G: hmm A:... G: SUPER TALL!! A: wh *wheeze* G: alot of freakles, especially on the face A: oh my.. G: make her hate those horned horse things A: o k G: make her a t posing goddess A: WHAT?!?! G: DID I STUTTER?!? A: *done with gods shit and life* G: oh and make her an fnaf lover when older. A: *dying on the inside* o k G: make her not scared of mostly any jumpscares

[@vinokai]

snackfan I was slain by this comment. I died laughing. 😂😂

[@habuhomeboy]

@@vinokai twas the goal

[@suna173]

HEY ZEUS HOW 'BOUT YAH LET HADES HAVE A THRONE ON OLYMPUS ,HMM!!!

[@stoopididiot6252]

God creating eels G: Remember that danger noodle? A: Oh no... G: *THROW* *IT* *INTO* *THE* *OCEAN* A: why??? G: *DO* *IT* A: alright... anything else? G: Make them look like they did some hardcore drugs too A: * screaming in the distance *

[@whydoesitsmelllikebudussy2611]

Marena Canida danger nood

[@CornBeanSoup]

He already did eels at 10:21

[@ConnorRK-yn3bb]

CornBeanSoup electric eels tho, this is the other eels that don’t try to kill you with electricity.

[@sc-fx7cy]

Nope Rope*

[@TsunamiiSideswipe]

Marena Canida God creating sea snakes G: remember that string with a face A: *fml* yep G: make it black and white A: mk G: throw it in the water A: OH FOR FUCKS SA-

[@ruttsuco.804]

God creating Dolphins G: take a shark and make it nice A: Okay G: make its skin super smooth and smart A: this is pretty good so far G: now make it breathe through a hole on its head A: do you mean a mouth? G: no. A literal hole in its head

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

A: So... a nice shark that has a hole in it´s head...? G: MAKE IT EVIL AND TWISTED MINDED A: WTF GOD

[@ruttsuco.804]

G: also make it horny and try to rape humans sometimes A: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!

[@koolkaden2832]

*Me seeing those dolphins*:WHAT THE HECK

[@ruttsuco.804]

I swear if he includes my first comment but not the others i will be so nettled

[@dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820]

Late Night Boredom I just watched that video XD

[@dragonkingscotty]

Tuxedo birds is the best

[@wadegiefert3323]

God: *T U X E D O B I R D S !*

[@whitefoxythepainterfox8988]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@whitefoxythepainterfox8988]

TUXEDO BIRDS ARE DA BEST

[@mr.spaghetti2807]

TUX. EDO. BIRDS.

[@kingstonkinsgley7029]

Emerald Wolf danger noodles

[@katypotaty5358]

*god making penguins* God: Get a bird Angel:ok God: panda it Angel: sounds kinda cute... God make its feathers water proof so it can swim Angel:ok God: and make it viciously overprotective Angel:WTH..?!

[@MetalMorphic7]

A tuxedo bird

[@dragonarchive7443]

Tuxedo birb

[@MetalMorphic7]

Keninja_Greninja Subscribe to Pewdiepie 👈

[@bananabirdinbread]

*Tuxedo Birds*

[@artemisfowldragon]

[God making Dragons] God: take a lion Angel: k God:give it scales Angel: Okay, i'm seeing a good direction here God: Give it bat wings Angel: Wait wha- God: MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE! Angel: Sounds demonic God: Oh shit right, make the humans kill them all and fantasize about them in a few hundred years Angel: Why do you do these things

[@grasshopperchick374]

alpha reaperion God: CAUSE I CAN ALSO I DONT HAVE A FAMILY AND IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!

[@grasshopperchick374]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ they do accept it looks more... reptilian.

[@phoenixmarktwo]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese mythology do. The ones from Europe have more reptilian heads.

[@artemisfowldragon]

G: oh right, make an author that will have her own adorable versions of them A: Aiight G: and then if an animated movie is made of it make the main one adorable A: what's animated? or a movie? G: DON'T QUESTION ME!

[@layl33n]

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese myths do and the other dragons are more reptileish.

[@tape0n4head83]

[God creating a narwhal] G: Hey remember the swordfish? A: Yeah? What do you want now? G: make them look like hotdogs. A:But wh- G: I'm not done. G: now turn its sword into a horn, and make it VERY LONG. A: *Sigh* where does it live? G: AT THE COLDEST BODIES OF WATER OF COURSE. A: Ugh.

[@jeffreyhueseman7061]

TIMBA stick the nerve of the tooth into the cold sea and make it Root for food with said tooth.

[@imjustkindahere8780]

The stuff I look at😂

[@hanakibret3389]

TIMBA what's even weirder about narwals is that the "horn" is actually a tooth that grew so long it went through the lip.

[@boogipop4269]

I thought Star Butterfly was the creator of narwhals.... JK

[@wyatten5057]

Ouwh and make it slightly cuter than swordfish.

[@KevetteofArethria]

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." had me dead

[@000Krim]

Me too

[@emanueleragno5616]

same

[@pepperducks9019]

Physickle| "wHAD yuH sED"

[@MelodyStark]

I love that God sounds drunk af

[@Racoon777]

MelodyStark he probably is

[@BennyLlama39]

Well, that would certainly explain the duckbill platypus. 🤣

[@Jusiii420]

God created snail G: you know a worm? A: yes G: make it fatter A: ok? G: make it slimy A: Not bad G: make a house for it A: oh cool G: make its eyes small and make long neck for the eyes A: what the... Not even gonna ask

[@paulodomes9335]

[☆God creates Angel☆] G:hmmm? ... how could I create someone that could help me during the creation. AHA!!! I know, I'll combine a human and a bird , make it like the color white and I could make it complain to everything I do during the creation 😇

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

And make it the only one that can think normally

[@backstabboi4559]

And make trillions of them and gibe them free will aswell

[@pirwink]

Nah all he had to do is say “I NEED FWENDSSSSS- OH HI YOU WORK FOR ME NOW”

[@punkingx2740]

[God making Angel] G: Man after those six days I’m tired. I need somebody to do this work for me. *somebody dies* * An Angel pops up* A:Who am I? Where am I? Did I just die?WHY DO I HAVE WINGS! G:Welcome and you are now my employee. A:*confused*

[@yalkn2073]

Punking X cough slave cough

[@kingofblue803]

Free internship *cough* *cough*

[@millythecookiez]

Punking X ok take that first part except right after saying that a person dies and appears infront of god G: you work for me now A: ???

[@kawaiicrystalplayz1958]

Punking X No not really because Angels are those who come up after dying to heaven. Also God already made everything in the seven days btw it’s seven not five on the last day he got tired but that’s when He already made everything. He stopped on Sunday which is why we should to go to church every Sunday.

[@punkingx2740]

Naylea Animates Ok hold on thanks for the idea

[@nathanosworth4640]

God Creating a Dragon God: Okay, so....you take a danger noodle Angle: I got a bad feeling.... God: Make it HUGE.... Angel: Knew it God:......give it wings... Angel: Wait, wha- God: AND MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE! Angel: You gotta be kidding me!

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

And sometimes cute

[@herrscherofsweets9583]

An angle can talk?! WOWEE

[@computethis1533]

The angle has a bad feeling

[@pistachio6843]

AND FOUR CRAZY LEGS

[@jazkupazku]

In finnish a dragon is called lohikäärme and ot means salmonsnake. I can just imagine God telling the angel to put them together

[@robinpatterson9916]

God creating bunnies G- Okay get a mouse A-Kay G-stretch its ears A-Right..? G-shorten its tail and legs and make them cotten balls A-.. G-and make them the bottom of the food chain.

[@RamBeliever]

*How God made the Centipede and the Snake* God: Okay, how many legs do we have left? Angel: just 100 Centipede: DIBS!!!!! Snake: YOU ASSSSSSS HOLE!!!!!!!!

[@crystletear1224]

Oh my God, yes

[@JustinYEET-no9wn]

Ram Believer YES

[@phoenixmarktwo]

Crystle Tear God: *drunken slur* DON'T USE MY NAME IN VAIN.

[@RamBeliever]

Tetra Wolf *Snake rolls his eyes while the Centipede sticks his tongue out*

[@springwolfy6158]

Ram Believer And the poor Snake gets none

[@Bag0fSnakes]

angel needs a raise

[@kamenveselinov8292]

Heza Usami me too xD

[@goldenwings531]

God creating flying fish G: I can't think of any animals to make hhmm. A: FINALLY!! G: OH WAIT!! I HAVE AN IDEA!! A: oh no please help me. G: Bird fish. A: what? G: A BIRD FISH! A: but they don't even live in the-. G: I DON'T CARE MAKE IT A BIRD AND MAKE IT A FISH!!

[@gastonfourt5363]

XD

[@jesuslovesu617]

Pinguins

[@locke7596]

[God creating bats] Okay take a bird. "okay." Give it HUUUUUUUUGE ears. "Uh-" MAKE IT HAVE NO FEATHERS! "Sir-" Make it blind and scream to see. "Sir are you drunk?" NOOO! ...... Now make it fly through the power of jazz hands. "*muffled screams*"

[@raindropsinfebruary598]

Kombat The power of jazz hands. Yes. 😂

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

yes

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

OH, AND GET RID OF THE FEATHERS

[@little_moth]

bats aren't blind they just can't see in the dark like humans

[@locke7596]

violet fireBolt I know lol

[@snufss]

God creating pikachu G: take a mouse A: okayyy... G: make it larger A: like a rat? G: LARGER A: OKAY G: make it yellow A: wtf G: make it sneeze electricity A: im done...

[@ココココココココココ]

AliAlien PIKA PIKA

[@kaarpiv375]

I saw a rat get struck by lightning Holy Shi- And it was adorable! What are you. Make one who's life is that.

[@riverl.7947]

God creating Pugs G: Gimme a good old dog. A: Okay... G: Make it reeeaaaallly small... A: Mhm... G: Now give it a curly tail. A: It looks adorable! G: Great, great... Now smash its face in. A: Wha- G: You heard me. Smash its face in. A: But it looks so adorable now... G: SMASH ITS FACE IN OR B E G O N E. A: Fine.

[@bellaunwarywolf6177]

Wade L. IS THAT HOW THEY WERE MADE.......god smashed in there faces with a frying pan

[@zeroremnant4477]

I love my Pug

[@rorykirklnd8957]

continuation: A: fine..........im gone bye hastala bye bye *walks away*

[@bleh1569]

Wade L. BEGONETHOT

[@God-nr5oe]

@@bleh1569 Sorry my brother Satan beat me at arm wrestling and He got my Flat Glowing thing for a day.

[@oloftheellaphant3669]

God making puffins G: so you know the tuxedo birds? A: ... G: make them able to fly, A: mhmm G: and make them smaller and make their beak bigger A: * sighs * ok

[@Largest_Marge]

That actually isn't bad

[@rhythma8026]

God making Tigers G: take a cat A: ok G: make it huge A: um ok G: give stripes A: huh G: make it's babies SUPER CUTE A: aww- G: *make it eat people* A: ...Lucifer had the right idea-

[@grasshopperchick374]

Rhythm Song for what?

[@grasshopperchick374]

Christina- Sama who Lucifer?

[@grasshopperchick374]

Demi-Fiend of Time oh wow . Um thanks for your very informative explanation.

[@derpproductions6883]

Rhythm Song tigers eat people??????

[@ladyofnature8384]

Alaura Alcero Satan

[@MoeMoeJoeJoe]

I don't think God was drunk, I think he just knew we'd look at it and go: "WTF?!" He must have a good sense of humor, he did make the platypus after all.

[@luciidusal]

DuckbeaverpoisonousstingythingAUSTRALIAAAA

[@cam9759]

God creating Dogs G: remember wolves? A: Yes G: make it cute A: ok G: make it man's best friend A: this sounds really good G: make it bark at any sounds at night A: here we go G: and make it eat its own shit A: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

[@alextron2564]

lmao G: and then make them lick their owners face

[@williamtenney2432]

Camdaman this made me burst out laughing literally laughing 😂

[@imjustkindahere8780]

This is perfect lol😂

[@donut.covers]

Camdaman God: And make it howl at the Moon for no effing reason waking everyone up

[@ethereal_snowfall4923]

Better than the one in the video for dogs

[@PimPimling_SFCORP]

**How they made rocks** G: see this? A: yeah? Its a stone? G: call it a rock A: w-what!

[@sageisokay1689]

God making Red Pandas: G: Ok so take a Panda. A: K. G: Make it smaller. A: So far so good. G: Give it pointy ears. A: Cute. G: Make it fluffy. A: This is actually pretty good. G: Now make sure it gets an anime where it's always stressed and sings death metal. A: *WHY!? IT WAS GOING SO WELL!*

[@novu6196]

Sage Fields of Foxes loving da reference 👌👌👌

[@lonegalaxy9158]

DEATH METAL TIL I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[@enclave-2226]

Sage Fields of Foxes it’s not a panda there a ferret

[@infernalbaka557]

G: And make sure it has a boss who Is a pig and a asshole

[@sirfoxoofthecrusade38]

this is why i love humanity, yet also what anime is this?!

[@derpygenral4759]

God creating red pandas G: you know pandas A: yeah G: make it red and small A: cute G: make its baby’s the cutest thing ever A: I like this G: Make it not related to pandas A: Ok... G: and make humans hunt them and make them endangered A: COME ON

[@foreverbored1713]

Nice 😂😂

[@purplerose2163]

@@foreverbored1713 You know he is talking about you right?

[@acupoftaeandsomekookies6464]

@@foreverbored1713 Um . . .Your profile picture . . .Red panda. . . .Endangered. . . .Nevermind

[@QO1RS]

Pussy

[@krstnsprrwcld]

Josh what

[@yam_wam1974]

*God Creating Pugs* G: Remember the dogs? A: Yeah, why? G: Okay now making a new dog but smaller A: Sure G: Now give them small floppy ears A: Aww G: Oh and don’t forget the small muzzle crunched up against their face A: Aw, it’s pretty cut- G: Now make it very hard for it to breathe A: But.. but G: SHUT UP! I’m not finished! G: Give it a short tail instead of a long one. Now it can’t wag. A: How cruel.. G: Ohh yes. Edit: Holy crap didn’t expect that many likes! Thank u!! ❤️

[@yogsothoth7594]

People did that one.

[@LokiToxtrocity]

The tail bit is more of a Boston terrier.

[@yam_wam1974]

Les Grossman You must be the clown at parties... the party-er (ya better not correct me on any of this spelling or grammar.)

[@yourgay5150]

*someone who acknowledged that pugs have difficulty breathing*

[@Trefur]

5

[@littlelego209]

GOD creates forest fires God:you know fire Angel:yah God:make them in forests and huge Angel:whu- God:I'm nOT DONE Angel:...... GOD:and they will be in Angel:ARIZONA GOD:ohh and make Florida sink over time Angel:WWWHHHHAAAATTTT

[@jacobellis9005]

God creating bunnies G:make them small A:ok G:fluffy A:cute G:giant ears A:what G:buck teeth and strong legs A:oh this actually isn't that bad G: and make them eaten by almost everything possible

[@ieatpoolnoodles2861]

I have a bit to add on G: and also make them have babies like crazy A:WHY G: NOT DONE YET A:... G:if they feel threatened make them leave their baby’s to die A:OH COME ON

[@monkey9899]

also add g: also make them hump legs and leave scratch marks on the leg.

[@desiree9478]

[God making a hyena] God: Okay take a dog Angel: Good, you can't ruin dogs. God: Make it part zebra Angel: Wait, that's not how logic works... God: I'm God, do you think I care? Angel: But, I... God: don't forget to make it eat everything. Angel: Fine God: Oh, and add some leopard into the mix! Angel: I F*CKING GIVE UP!

[@robtidwell1978]

And make it have Satan's laugh

[@nowylover2138]

God creating hyenas G:Take a coyote and give it short fur and a black mane on its back A:Okay.... G:Make it live in the banlands and kill stuff A:What the f- G:And make it laugh. A:Fuck this....

[@wurttmapper2200]

Make the female hyenas have penises

[@miningglalie]

God creating moths God: Take a butterfly Angel: Sure God: Make it super ugly and disgusting Angel: What the- God: I'M NOT FINISHED! Angel: Here we go... God: Make it fly towards every light it sees and don't make it stop when a lamp or something burns it lol Angel: ...

[@BombusADHD]

HOW DARE YOU CALL MOTHS UGLY!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOTH POKÉMON????

[@miningglalie]

Screaming Idiot Yeah I'm a big Pokemon fan. But real life moths are the most disgusting thing in existance.

[@Sophie-dx2of]

MiningGlalie Moths aren’t ugly..

[@miningglalie]

Sophia Kookie I have Mottephobia. Case closed.

[@nowylover2138]

MiningGlalie HA HA HA HA

[@karenharris5278]

God Makes Tigers: G: ::inhales:: *Giant Barcode Cats.* A: Wha-?! G: I AIN'T DONE. A: ... G: Also make them the only cats that like water, make it huge and terrifying yet everyone loves them. A: I am so done.

[@shadowprincess3724]

God making lions G: Ok, take a cat A: Ok... G: Make the males have huge rings of fur around their faces A: ok this seems pretty- G: Give them huge claws and massive teeth A: uh G: and make them kill anything smaller then them A: of course

[@God-nr5oe]

Didn't make me laugh. I'm sending you to the Heaven for the "Special" Humans.

[@FennTheFeral]

What why would you do that

[@spencercox7931]

Of course. Like he knew it was gonna happen

[@kayecunningham4407]

God creating dolphins G:Make a smaller whale A:What G:Make it incredibly smart A:Sounds good so far G:Make them cute and squishy A:So cute G:Make them hunt in packs A:finally a normal animal G:I DIDNT SAY I WAS FINISHED. Make those humans keep them as slaves and make them do tricks A:WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUDGE.

[@kalamari3288]

Kaye Feelie FUCK*

[@grasshopperchick374]

Kaye Feelie probably one of the very few normal ones.

[@when7573]

-Dolphins -Normal Pick one, my dude. Maybe they're alright physically, but they're messed up mentally.

[@shilashirrgna]

G: And make them rape fish corpses.

[@speedpaintlover2473]

And make them sound like a helium balloon losing air.

[@deliciousdandelion9615]

[God creating guinea pig] "Take a pig" Alright. "Make it smol and fluffy" Ooh, this could turn great. "Give it a smaller version of biever teeth" Alright "And to finish of, make it squeec cutely" FINALLY SOMETHING NORMAL HALLEJULIA!!

[@yukisuki6765]

InterlectualFlowerQueen God: oh and make people cook it in some countries Angel: *sobs* JUST WHY?????

[@spirithunter5677]

And all the angles sang praise the lord

[@deliciousdandelion9615]

Yuki Suki Whyyyyyyyyyyy

[@luciidusal]

*JUST WHYYYYY*

[@whereislamp3912]

And make it bite the shit out of people for no reason.

[@maelo2177]

[God making Sharks] G: Take a fish A: Okay..... G: Make them suuuuper big, like a whale but one is bigger than a whale. A: Alright...... G: Now give it three rows of super sharp teeth A: WHAT THE HECK?!?!!

[@TheSavageLuxray]

G: And as an added bonus, Make 6 movies about these fish being fused with Tornadoes! A: Somehow, I feel like I lost touch with reality!

[@starrcasm8488]

I'm watching this even though I've seen them separately

[@mushroom5781]

Same

[@deadlythedragon]

*Starrcasm* s a m e

[@ghostlyastronaut7925]

*Starrcasm* Same

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

same

[@lornagregg5826]

*Starrcasm* I can relate so much

[@whatislife666]

God creating Flies: God: Soo... Give it wings. Angel: Got it.. God: Make it buzz.. Angel: Hm, not so bad.. God: Make it the most useless bug in the WORLD. Angel: Ya know, this animal may actually be the most normal you've ever do- God: And make it feed off of dead bodies. Angel: GOD DAMMIT.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

I Can’t Breath

[@kingcactus3536]

Awesome Dawn, actually they don't feed of dead bodies, they get attracted by the smell and lay there eggs in corpses and carcasses!

[@CrumpetCraig]

God creating tide pods A: these humans are getting dirty G: okay...? A: should we make something to clean their clothes G: sure G: make them squares A: okay... G: make them white, blue and orange A: these look nice! G: - and make humans have a strange urge to eat them A: WHAT THE FU- G: - I'M NOT DONE YET! G: make the humans make an anime character named tide pod chan A: *internal screaming*

[@Sup-rh4eu]

ThatGuy omfg 😂😂😂

[@SuperChris0420]

ThatGuy why

[@CrumpetCraig]

Heather Jones cos i can

[@nel3552]

This meme died months ago...

[@MrSuperbeast92]

JANuary j Mostly due to the people propagating it dying... From eating Tide Pods...

[@filohaitham]

[god creating 2019] god: you remember logic? angel: yeah...? god: delete the file. angel: BUT HUMANS THEY- god: YOU HEARD ME angel: *calls technican* hey, yeah...hi! do you think you can delete the logic file? technican: (loud af) I QUIT

[@desiree9478]

[God making a chicken] God: Remember birds? Angel: Oh no... God: make them short and fat... Angel: what else? God: They also can't fly Angel: sure God: they are delicious. Angel: Not the worst thing you've said God: Also we eat their unborn children. Angel: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?

[@reynhacoezy5510]

MOUHAHAHA

[@sonicking91784]

Well, I mean, the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and thus are not baby chicks, but ok...

[@aceasphyxiation]

Desireé we have the same name 😂

[@desiree9478]

AceQueen24, cool but Desireé is only my middle name.

[@danmendoza863]

Sonicking917 and also its the chicken periods so if you eats eggs you eat periods

[@joyfullestaj]

*[God making red pandas]* God: Okay so take a raccoon Angel: Okay God: But give it a striped tail like a lemur Angel: This might be kind of normal actuall- God: Make it red like blood Angel: ..... God: OH AND MAKE IT HIBERNATE LIKE A BEAR Angel: I'm gonna go work for Satan

[@ryderthesinful]

It's like a raccoon and a fox made a baby with razor sharp claws

[@tsuki.sadboi887]

[God making blobfish] Remember the reeeeeeeeaaaaally big fish with the exploding hole? "uh.. yeah." Okay, take away the exploding hole. "finally something norm--" NOT. dOne. Make it smaller, like a normal fish size. "Oh, this is actually pretty cute." Now make it pink and squishy. "Why is everything pink??" Now make it always frown and give it a squid ward nose. "DUDE WTF" Also make it only eat little green specks and live in groups of three. "Anything else?" They only live by active volcanoes. "WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK."

[@Ethodica]

God making cruises G:you know those ships we made? A:yes G:make them huge and basically like a paradise to humans A:Norma- G:IM NOT DONE G:now make them expensive as heck to stay there for 5-7 days A: ;~; G:now make it so when someone falls off, it takes the cruise workers like 30 mins to find out. A: WHY!?!

[@bobbills2953]

God makes Tigers: G: Ok, first. Get a cute tabby cat. A: Aye Aye! G: Now, make it the largest cat in the world. A: erm.. ok? G: Make it live all across Asia. A: We have a great Animal! G: and make it a man eater. A: Why me.... God makes Lions: G: Ok, get the big tabby thing. A: ok? G: Make it golden, remove the stripes and make it live in groups. A: unusual, but ok! G: Make it have an Afro. A: Aye..... G: Ah, no animal is perfect! Make sure They will eat or kill anything that gets in their path. A: So basically a big golden tabby 70's thing? G: yes, you idiot! A: That’s It, I Quit. I’m going to work with Lucifer

[@imjustkindahere8780]

LOL😂

[@sunnycomb]

Tigers and lions don’t kill everything really viciously. Tigers aren’t man eaters and lions don’t kill everything in their path. Jeez.

[@sugasoldjiminsjamsfor3doll502]

Bob Bills I want this in the next vud 😂😂👍👍

[@vadejed]

*greets the angel* HELLo *I giggle* Welcome to Hell, I assume you left God and wanna work with Lucifer? If yes, right this way, sir!

[@rindiation8095]

Bob Bills well... the biggest cat in the world is cougar :/ HA i'm just saying don't take it serious hehe 😆

[@kendraa7396]

*God Making Anime* G : you remember humans right? A : Yes G: ok....make all kinds of em cute A : ok not to bad....but theres gona be a twist i just know it G : make them have zero gravity A : why though G : cause......I said so A : .............. G : make them really popular for humans A : ok...so far so good G : and lastly make them have Big eyes like super duper big eyes like mansion sized eyes A : Why do I even work for you.... MA WORK HERE IS DONE BOIS XDD

[@giuliapintilei3951]

But God didn't-

[@titanundertale5420]

The devil made anime

[@suripuki1984]

(Henti) All of that you said Make them fuck each other

[@Coffeecup-sb5mw]

**makes hentai** Remember anime? yea Now give them huge fucking tiddies. wh- And give it a huge ass. why d- And now make it so that it's in a thirteen minute long video and it mates. why do i exist

[@AkumaDayo]

God: Also make all the young boys look like really cute girls Angel: ... God: oH and when they get turned on they gotta make a blood fountain from their nose Angel: that doesn't sound remotely good for their health

[@raecypher2630]

God Making Polar Bears G: Take a bear A: *sigh* Ok.. G: Make it's fur white A: Mk. G: Place it in the arctic and make it a great swimmer. Add a cute face too. A: This sounds pretty cool! Are we gonna make a cute animal for once? G: *chuckles* Oh no no, it's going to be very damn aggressive and LOVE meat for food. A: *face palm* Why do I even bother..

[@asshatmcgee149]

ii_Pixel Bird_ii I'll have you know a polar bears fur is clear

[@ladymira5103]

ii_Pixel Bird_ii: A polar bear's fur is see-through.

[@Doublemonk0506]

G: & a soda brand will use it on their sodas A: actually this isn't very far fetched

[@lukemckenzie0121]

God creating the TikTok e-boy God: make them cute Angel: ok cool God: let them dye their hair pastel colors Angel: um?ok sounds kinda fun God: makethemlowkeyracistandhomaphobic Angel: wait _what_ God: ... give them the talent of song and dance Angel: HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE God: **sigh** ok ok you’re right... I’m sorry I don’t know what I was thinking.... Angel: oh no it’s fine everyone makes mis- God: they don’t NEED talent! Their looks will be enough to make them popular! Angel: _THAT WAS _*_NOT_*_ THE PROBLEM_

[@jacob0w050]

God making seals: G:make it have whiskers A:good so far G:make sure it has banana for toe nails A:wh- G:I’m not finished yet! G:Make them have slick grey skin A:dude what the fuq

[@yourgay5150]

G: and then have people murder them!

[@Vcxnt_dracxlaV]

What is wrong with slick grey skin?

[@lesleygalvin3239]

@@yourgay5150 thats a leopard seal

[@foxwithscarf3689]

[God making skunk] G: take a squirrel A: uh-huh G: turn it black A: ...weird but not *that* weird. G: make it spray a special thing when scared A: oh cool that is nice of you G: make that spray smell terribly bad and can be smelled a mile away A: a bit overload but is that all? G: hmm... Make it easily scared of every creature it sees A: *angel 529 quit his job*

[@nowylover2138]

Ice Bear What about the stripe down its back?

[@foxwithscarf3689]

Nowylover! Ggilovu only some skunks have stripes down their back

[@sydniespangler2817]

(god making pitcher plants) G: so, you know those flytraps right? A: yes? G: okay, so make it bigger A: uh huh, yes G: and remove it's teeth A: i don't like where this is goi- G: I DIDN'T FINISH G: and then, make it have a mutualistic relationship with the shrew A: oh, that's kinda cute! G: oh yeah, the pitcher plant benefits by eating the shrew's shit A: sometimes i wonder why they put YOU in control

[@opticalyoutube5597]

God creating armadillos: G: Tactical. Assault. Possums.

[@thestranger4046]

God creating kangaroos G:Okay, make it look like a big rabbit A:Hmm, oh well. G:Make it strong! A:Alright, done. G:Now make the females have three vaginas. A:Goodbye.

[@alextron2564]

is this true?!

[@thestranger4046]

Yes.

[@zyxiera6156]

Wow foursome

[@triggeredfrog4779]

Already did this.

[@deadlythedragon]

God creating a Rooster God: so take a chicken Angel: alright God: Now make it colorful Angel: this sounds pretty ok God: make it scream like an alarm clock Angel: wh-...? God: DA DA DA, LET ME FINISH God: now make is attack anything that breathes and make it big Angel: *leaves* IM DONE God: DON'T FORGET TO GIVE IT A RED GLOVE ON ITS FACE

[@memejesus2976]

G: THEY SHALL BE NAMED COCKS A: *fucking leaves*

[@deadlythedragon]

Meme Jesus oml y e s

[@KitsonHeart]

[God creating apples] G: Okay, take a tree and make its fruit delicious, round and red or yellow. A: Like cherries? G: Yes, but larger, chewy and with sweet to tart variants. A: Actually that's not so ba- hey wait a mi-- G: And give it tiny seeds that if injested can kill a person. A: I mean I guess if the centers are kind of inedi-- G: Oh and worms love to live in them. A: You monster

[@gabimihalek5560]

KHVathiel what kind of apples do you eat that are chewy?! Apples should have a crisp, juicy crunch to them.

[@lexntm]

*God making Shrek* G: Make a green version of me A:Wait what?! G:Yes, and make it fictional A:Wha- G:Also turn it into a meme A:Wtf is a meme?!

[@bicentriccross9920]

[God making lobsters] G:you remember the crab right A:yes G:make it skinny and give it a tail A:not so bad G:give it antennas A:weird but OK G:IM NOT DONE A:OK OK! G:put its eyes on the antennas A:GOD WTF!?!?

[@Ryliath]

And make them immortals too.

[@mariellajoyceee]

[GOD MAKING CATS] G: take a cute furry ball A: ok G: Make it VERY FLUFFY and Nice A: Alright..anything else to add? G: Then put VERY Sharp claws A: oh god, here we go G: Make it Sleep almost everyday A: Wait wha- G: then make it very lazy A: ... G: make it push everything off the shelves A: why am i still here... G: Then.. when its nice..Make it angry all of a sudden A: WHY WOULD YOU DO THA- G: JUST DO IT

[@SuperChris0420]

Cats 😍

[@goopyflame]

cat:aww i love u person: who's a nice kitty? who's a n-? cat: Attacks your hand* person: AAAAAA cat:AAA I SUDDENLY HATE YOU they both scream

[@estheay3611]

And then make them waaaayyy inferior to dogs. 😂

[@narikouzumaki3983]

😂😂

[@mastercarrot4382]

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@Kinkajou420]

(God making bearded dragons) God: take a lizard Angel: okay? God: make it really chill, like the calmest reptile ever. Angel: well that's pretty neat. God: give it a sticky tougne that it uses to feel it's surroundings. Angel: that's actuall kinda cute! God: now give it a third eye it doesn't use and cover it in spikes! angel: WHY ARE YOU LI- God: you know what? Make it run like a human at high speeds to! Angel: *sobs quietly*

[@jamesjackson6651]

Rong lizard mate

[@darkandsweetfairy091]

YESSSS

[@Bl4ck-Fr057]

DinoCookieCat the word you're looking for is Basilisk.

[@Bl4ck-Fr057]

Which can also run across the surface of water.

[@Kinkajou420]

Do people keep forgetting more than one reptile can run on their hind legs?

[@ran_dough]

GOD CREATING TODOROKI God:Make him cute and hot Angle: ..... God:Make people call him gay Angle:oh god Did u drink? God:Make him have a abusive father Angle:That is just to much!! God:and make him scared of kettles Angle:I quit this job

[@zwevealisk]

This is beautiful

[@esmeechan1036]

Do this with MINETA

[@reapermaster1233]

God:Remember when we made that lowkeyhotanimecharacter Angel:yeah God:make his classmate a midget Angel:not bad yet God:?and a pervert Angel:what the f God:and put huge purple testacles on his head Angel:please no God:make them sticky Angel:kill meeeeee

[@TheSavageLuxray]

@@reapermaster1233 Midoriya G: So, remember that Anime about high school kids with specific super powers? A: Yeah? G: Make the protag have zero powers whatsoever! A: Huh? G: But have his powers come from his favorite childhood hero! A: Well, that makes sense some- G: But he gains said powers by eating a lock of hair from said superhero! A: This is the worst job ever…

[@avemama6267]

[God creating sea cucumbers] God: grab a cucumber. Angel: mk. *Grabs.* God: maybe add some spikes.. Angel: uh..k God: now make it ALIVE! Angel: wtf.. God: oh, and make it live in the sea. Angel: what the living heck..

[@ishaniroy8642]

Also, give it tentacles

[@jasoncarmon2862]

U forgot one thing God- make it breath throught its anus

[@candyanddarkside]

*Cough* _It fires it's organs out through its anus_

[@odobee1760]

*The devil making cats* The devil: okay you know dogs Demon:yeah The devil: okay so make it smaller and have a smaller snout Demon:alright I like where this is going! The devil: make it have really sharp claws and only like you if you have food Demon: alright ruined

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-0]

You forgot to make them the queens and kings of human's ....my cat is EVIL 😓

[@duckislord5955]

WE ARE THEIR SLAVES

[@iclynnx]

Cats aren't actually evil. Also, only God and his angels have the ability to create animals. The devil and his demons can only turn into ghosts and that sh*t, and scare humans, and make them sad, or even evil. That's what I believe, atleast. They wanna cause chaos. Cats are adorable and nice if people would just treat them right, but sadly, people think it's funny to annoy them -_-

[@teriyakio7912]

r/whoosh

[@odobee1760]

@@iclynnx yeah man congrats you have the joke!!!

[@Raidxn_0]

[God creates Great White Sharks] G - Ok, make a 12 foot long fish! A - Over exaggerating again..what else? G - Make it native to the hottest country ever (Australia) A - Ok...there’s something bizarre I know it.. G - Make it so that there is a triangle on its back and there are little razor blade teeth all over it’s mouth and they keep growing back! A - Oh yeah, I forgot to ask the tooth fairy for my money last year... G - WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT!! A - What now? G - Lose the attitude! Make it so that more people are killed a year by coconuts than these death machines! (This is a true fact.) A - Why u do dis??

[@kareem6222]

PandaOfAwesome #MLG I didn't know about the coconut thing. 🤯🤯

[@Raidxn_0]

Kareem 04 XD Google it, nice to know you learnt a new fact

[@nightrider3889]

Some great whites can grow to 20 to 25 feet

[@LumosVeil]

[God Making Me] God: “So this female.” Angel: “Alright.” God: “She’s very mature and responsible.” Angel: “Cool cool.” God: “She’s really good at drawing.” Angel: “Oh kinda like what I’m doin-“ God: “I’M NOT DONE.” Angel: God: “This human stays in their room 90% of their time.” Angel: “Why..?” God: “Make her eyesight absolutely garbage that she needs to get a new pair every year.” Angel: “You are evil.” God: “No that’s Lucifer anyways, make her real nice.” Angel: “Well that’s actually nice of you-“ God: “Now make this female feel like she wants to die in a hole every time she has to socialize with people and talk to them.” Angel: “WHAT THE FU-“ God: “And then make sure she comes from a family where her home language causes her extreme pain because of the language barrier. She can’t even communicate correctly with her own father.” God: “Oh also, kill the mother.” Angel: Angel: “You are not a good boss.”

[@Moshie-art]

Do you need a hug? ●︿●

[@mazda787bgroupc]

Excuse me, what?

[@redguyfan1803]

I am so sorry sweetie

[@ghosttaffy8365]

Lady, are you okay?

[@redguyfan1803]

@@ghosttaffy8365 I don't think she is tbh >_>

[@peterg.j.macpherson2451]

(God making Blobfish) G: okay remember the Axolotl? A: yes... G: make it the absolute embodiment of lazy, and mix it with a fish. A: Fat fish, got it. G: Now... make it have the harmony between cute and hideous. A: what?? Fine. Mission accomplished. Kinda reminds me of Lucifer. G: Good one. You might get promoted. A: Anything else? G: ... G: Take away it's skeleton. A: WHY??? G: and it's only source of food is minerals from deep sea volcanoes. A: why do I even try??? G: you name it. A: the Lucifish G: nah I got a better idea. Bonus: G: Make that Blobfish a meme. A: well okay I can see that without your will anyway, but here we go.

[@aleksandramakari]

A promotion XD

[@trick2913]

Lololol

[@bayleyandbeckylynchfanhugg5778]

God creating Legos G: Okay you know those things that people use to make houses? A: Yeah G: Make a tinier version of them for kids A: Okay this is pretty nor- G: And make it to where when you step on them you feel like you are f*cking killing your foot A: **sighs** I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing you've ever made me make G: WHAT DID YOU SAY A: Nothing

[@disturbed1499]

yes XD

[@earthisadonut7213]

[God creating an okapi] God: ALRIGHT! I got an idea... Angel: what is it this time? God: take a horse Angel: sigh...ok God: now jam it together with a zebra Angel: here we go again God: OOH! OOH! MAKE IT A SPECIES OF GIRAFF- Angel: .....I assume you have more God: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! Angel: can we get this over with? God: fine...give it a nickname; "African unicorn" Angel: ok... God: NO! Make it have *two* horns Angel: continually bangs head against desk

[@Beetleunderapavingslab]

God making flies. God: It's a bug. Angel: Okay. God: It flies. Angel: Okay. God: Now name it based on it's only action and make it the most annoying creature that has almost no meaning. Angel: But why--

[@2secretaccount]

God creating Squids G: You know that jellyfish we made a while ago? A: Yeah. G: Ok. I need you to make its head REALLY REALLY long. A: . . . K then? G: Good. Now give it two huge eyeballs the size of your head. A: WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FU- G: I'M NOT DONE YET G: Now give it a really long nose A: Why did I pick this job . . . G: Now make it always wear a brown polo shirt. A: We really need you to get in touch with your therapist again. G: Now make it live in a house that looks like its face and make it live next to a sponge and a star. A: I wonder why I still exist G: Now finally make it have really bad clarinet skills, make it tone-deaf, and make it have a really weird voice. A: why does my life have to be like this G: Now sing with me, A: oh no G: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

[@Bepsip_Kanyu]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

[@gabriellelewis4391]

*Long Gasp* Squidward

[@stephanieappleton9573]

Lol (one eye tho???) (btw you forgot he hates the sponge and star)

[@2secretaccount]

@@stephanieappleton9573 I fixed it. Sorry!

[@stephanieappleton9573]

Pooja Kalidindi XD it’s ok

[@-blade-9926]

The giraffe one. I NEED to find that person and become best friends with them😂

[@nyangjungwon2269]

Do you mean @jhopes many nicknames? 💜

[@orange._pie5421]

Ikr and they're Army

[@btsisbetterthan1d46]

6:06😁

[@iang3519]

Lmao mood😂😂

[@-blade-9926]

Just like Joanna yeah

[@jtm8514]

I can see why Lucifer left 😂😂😂😂

[@Gabriel-Sprite]

Gianis Antoniou YAS

[@scandicgamer3071]

Gianis Antoniou omg 😂

[@jtm8514]

Thanks?

[@joe-micaalysha9291]

Gianis Antoniou that makes me laugh the most😂

[@cnverto2404]

Gianis Antoniou *THAT IS LUCIFER XDDDD*

[@neve2315]

God Creating Foxes G-get a dog A-and? G-make it ginger A-k G-give it a big cute tail A-aww G-get it to kill rabbits A-done? G-nope... It kills chickens that humans keep in cages A-WHY!!!!

[@majazippert7586]

Galaxy Gacha ye

[@certifiedclownfucker]

[God creates a dragon] G: Get an alligator. A: Ok. G: Now make it really big. A: Uhhh- G: Give it wings. A: ...... G: Now make it breath fire! A: WHAT!!?? NO!! G: NOW!! OR ELSE!!

[@didgeridoodanielle]

G:Oh yeah, remember those dragons. A:Yeah. G:Make like, 3,000 variations. A:What... G:I SAID GIVE IT 3,000 VARIATIONS! A:WHY!?! G:MAKE IT A PART OF SOME OF THE COUNTRIES' CULTURE TOO! A:Why are you still yelling? G:OH YEAH, AND MAKE CHINA'S LOOK LIKE DANGER NOODLES WITH LEGS A:God what the actual fu- G:DO IT!!!' A:Fine...

[@lida6152]

Just A Random Camp Camp Fan. This is the best I've ever seen so far😂

[@certifiedclownfucker]

Omg! Thanks yee! ^v^

[@lida6152]

Just A Random Camp Camp Fan. ^_^

[@mmmmmmok5292]

Oolalaa! Romamomamaa! Who gets it?

[@carterkane239]

The angel sounds like Travis from Aphmau Edit: I love how God progressively sounds more drunk

[@byebyekai2308]

*GOD Creating Elephants* G: Go get a Rhino A: Ok.... G: Make it’s nose a tube A: Is it weird that this isn’t the weirdest thing you’ve gave me? G: Now stretch the nose out REALLY long! A: *Sigh* G: Make it pretty smart A: Why? G: DON’T QUESTION MY WORKS! A: okay, okay..... G: Make it LOVE to roll in mud when it get hot A: Why not water? G: WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? A: Sorry sir! G: And finally.... Make It use it’s nose to drink water, pour mud on themselves, and other hand related things! A: I..I don’t understand.

[@plant5875]

lmao

[@incitatus953]

They dont roll in mud. They dont drink with their trunks, they suck water in it and blow it into their mouths.

[@karto3331]

Weird flex but OK

[@cringeypuma6696]

Wait elephant likes to roll in mud when its hot instead of pigs?? Im confused Because pigs likes muds just to cool off

[@ashes4ashes174]

this is why i love elephants.

[@kimberly.ng07]

{God creates corgis} God: okay you know the cute little things called dogs Angel: oh god don’t ruin them please God: i won’t I won’t Angel: okay fine God: take the legs Angel: mhm.. God: MAKE IT SUPER SHORT Angel: okay cute God:....and make it have a majestic butt Angel:....what the heck wrong with you.....

[@silvergames6784]

God Creating Worms God: You know those danger noodles Angle: Snakes? God: Yes! Now make them small Angle: Oh go- God: Make them less scary Angle: WOW! Seems way better then the danger noddle God: Now make them slimy Angle: spoke to soon.... God: AND MAKE THEM HELP THE ENVIRONMENT OR SOMETHING Angle: Is that it? God: Yes.... WAIT Angle: Yes? God: make the noodle breakable, but when it breaks..... It turns into two living noodles Angle: ok........

[@alextron2564]

worms aren't so bad

[@aidanmills6136]

(god making flatfish) G: okay, you see this fish? A: yeah? G: make it a pancake! A: wha? G: now give it color changing skin. A: anything else? G: yeah, now put both it's eyes on only one side of it's head A: (sigh) fine...

[@Krixotronick]

(god creating hyenas) G:remember that dog? A:yes why? G:make it more dangerous and that they live in a hot place. A:ok anything else G:make them laugh. A:wut

[@bebekdb8493]

lol

[@chinchbug6934]

They're also closer to related to cats than dogs

[@1kenziepot22]

Lion king?

[@arithesleepy9751]

(Making dogs) God:make it fluffy Angle:Ok God:cute face Angle:Ok this is good God:cute little legs Angle:yup God:vary VARY soft ears Angle:Ok Angle: wait what's the catch Dogs:make them give humans lots of love joy and happiness

[@jonnetiirikainen7938]

[God creating bats] G: Take a deformed bird. A: The Fu- G: Make it cute but somehow creepy. A: Alright?? G: Now give it super hearing A: How am i supposed to do that! G: *I. WASN'T. FINISHED.* A: okay... G: Now make it sleep upside down, and live in caves. *Angel has 101% given up.*

[@renroberts1045]

jonne Tiirikainen and give them eyes that can’t see for sh*t

[@koolkaden2832]

GilZeAwesomePrussia TeddyLauren that's a myth cause they are not blind

[@larrychilders6599]

G: and make sure a human dresses up like one to fight those funny humans A: you mean clowns? G: Bingo

[@Froggyman145]

TUXEDO *BIRDS*

[@ComradeRedmond]

*God making warthogs* God: Alright..take a pig Angel: Ok God: Give it a lot more hair Angel: Hmm..ok.. God: Give it tusks Angel:....alright God: And, and..MAKE IT ONE OF THE MOST UGLIEST ANIMALS ON EARTH Angel: •-• *heavy sigh* Why the hell not..

[@khar8630]

Angel: "Why the *hell* not.. Get it? *Get it?* K.. I'm outta here

[@boj8895]

You can't say hell in front of god

[@taylorhubbert183]

@@khar8630 good one

[@yourewrong4090]

@@boj8895 Is like you know.

[@dolphinnyatome1589]

@@boj8895 not when your to done to care