Real Lawyers React to Bob's Burgers Part 2 Ft.

[@LawByMike]

Watch part 1 here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5PckpeMhploZqc

[@minature3]

OMG I DIDNT SEE THE FIRST PART 😭😭😭 I DIDNT EVEN KNOWWWWW

[@MrLogo1002]

hey mike, I LOOOVE that you guys collaborated together! your video is awesome, but the pacing felt, like.. idk weird to me. i honestly felt that this video zoomed fast, as if cutting to the chase. it kinda feels like your FB video shorts in a longer form. its not bad at all! just feels super fast paced, but it doesn't feel like a cluster f*&# if you get what i mean.

[@eldenringer6466]

Did you do A few Good Men breakdown with Devin? if so you were great :)

[@k.k.7797]

This was so fun to watch! I don’t see a lot of bloopers typically included in these types of videos so the moment at 4:38 made me chuckle.

[@Shadowwicked]

Objection, heresay

[@arturoaguilar6002]

Oh, I see they went for the Phoenix Wright style: the attorney didn't just prove her client innocent; she solved the entire mystery surrounding the case and proved a new suspect guilty beyond reasonable doubt! The episode should had been called: *Turnabout Yogurt*

[@LuccaAce]

When they were talking about not asking if your client is innocent, all I could think of was that Phoenix Wright would not agree 😂

[@illusionsmage]

Yeah, but where’s the part where they cross examined an animal?

[@CT-1118]

420th like 👍

[@Archgeek0]

@@illusionsmage _I'm_ half surprised they didn't cross examine a spoon.

[@TheNukewarfare2]

“OBJECTION: GROSS!” may not currently be a valid objection, but as someone who has served on a jury, I submit that it *should* be. “Objection, Your Honor. That’s just *nasty* .”

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

Your honor, the prosecution is intentionally using graphic imagery to upset the jury.

[@queenbee3561]

Lol even funnier

[@swatdog6034]

Idk

[@JakDRipa]

It occurs to me that, given that he was a former judge, and that this was essentially an arbitration at the end, he's basically just donated thousands of dollars of his time to the school

[@Sewblon]

All to make 2 of the staff extremely mad at each other, teach kids incorrect lessons about the law, and make himself look like a jerk, and eat some yogurt that he still had to pay for in the end. Either that was the best yogurt in the history of the world, or that was a real unforced error.

[@lowkeylokii4205]

@@Sewblon you seem fun.

[@broadway331]

Not the best episode in a legal sense, but as a Bob’s Burgers fan, the episode is pretty good in an episode sense, especially in terms of Louise’s character development. I can’t member what the parent’s B plot is at the moment.

[@kaiseremotion854]

uh I think it was the food scammer guy, where bob and jimmy team up

[@CosRozco]

The diner who finds hair in his food to get the meal comped but Bob realizes the hair is a plant. He asks Jimmy Pesto about the customer who scammed him the same way and the two team up to find out the scammer is a party impersonator so they make him do a Borat impersonation at Mort's mom's birthday party.

[@krismorris4282]

One of my favorite episodes of the show.

[@SevenHunnid]

I make entertaining videos as well.. i ate a whopper from burger King inside Target on my KZbin channel because I’m trying to get out the hood.. anything to make it out🦅

[@Roz4628]

Agreed, not good from a legal sense but still a good show. Not sure why they apologized.

[@korelockmir1566]

So lemme get this straight. You and Legal Eagle got joint custody of the Bob's Burgers episode? That is the most lawyer thing I have ever heard.

[@u-neekusername4430]

Yeah, hey, that'd gone right over my head....Bang on comment!

[@raiynen]

that judge gets a 10/10 though for being a cool judge

[@Foolish188]

I think the Judge pled guilty because he really did pee on his robe and didn't want the truth to come out.

[@u-neekusername4430]

@@Foolish188 You know it!

[@omnitoad2187]

"Whether their client is innocent or guilty is something they don't' want to know." This is the most lawyer statement I've ever heard. I get it. But still.

[@AthenianOwl237]

Right? Why bother having a component that encourages justice in the justice system?

[@JMSginoclave]

@@AthenianOwl237 That's not justice. A person can be partially guilty, or be under attenuating circumstances. In the vast majority, it takes a lawyer invested in their client's well-being for the attenuating factors to be recognized. Nearly nothing is automatic, any excess or abuse needs to be dealt with by some petition or appeal. Don't give in to the "only guilty people need lawyers" mentality: one is innocent until otherwise proven. So no, turning lawyers into prosecution number #02 does not encourage justice.

[@AthenianOwl237]

@@JMSginoclave I'm not saying don't give them a decent defense if they're partially guilty- I'm saying if they are flat out guilty, there should probably be a duty to admit this so that in the event that the prosecution happens to be led by less-than-capable individuals (we all know that happens) the injured parties actually get justice. Might just be the way I wrote my original comment, but I don't actually disagree with you- I just think there should be a duty to admit guilt in the event of a crime where there aren't extenuating circumstances. Like if a car thief admits he stole a car because they were bored, the lawyer should have to admit that and basically knock things down to attempting to mitigate the sentencing rather than wasting time and resources.

[@chebi97]

@@AthenianOwl237 That 100% wouldn't work. What if your lawyer is lying? Every client would argue this, you'd need to swap lawyers and a retrial, since there's no way a jury remains impartial after that. What if you think there are attenuating circumstances and your lawyer doesn't? You'd now need to convince your lawyer about this to get proper legal representation, that sucks, that's your lawyer's job to determine, it's part of what the trial is for. Also, a client just saying "I did it cause I was bored", even to their lawyer, isn't the norm. This wouldn't really come in all that much. What would do is to affect how clients communicate with their lawyers, since there's now a very real danger if they think you are guilty. You might harm your case by lying to them. Besides, a lawyer should still defend a client even if they think they are guilty, because the main thing is whethere there's enough evidence to convict. If you convict a guilty man without evidence, nothing stops you from convicting an innocent man without evidence.

[@EebstertheGreat]

@@AthenianOwl237 A lawyer is not allowed to lie in court. So if they know for a fact their client is guilty, it makes it very difficult to defend them. That's why lawyers don't want to know their client is guilty, and if they find out, they might ask them to get a new attorney. Technically, the ethical obligation for the lawyer is to try to dissuade the client from committing perjury, and if they can't, to move to withdraw from representation. Obviously I can't say for sure how many lawyers follow this obligation, but presumably many do. They still generally can't report the confession because of attorney-client privilege.

[@SenorGato237]

They missed a hell of an opportunity for "Did you eat the yogurt?" "You're damn right I ate the yogurt!"

[@feththeexorcist]

"You want me out there finding your spoons! You need me out there finding your spoons!" A reference to "You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!" I love it!

[@Snarl_Marx]

When I worked in the food service industry I would always use the "it's my first day" excuse to get bigger tips. Works every time. Service workers have it rough, be nice to them!

[@cazprescott9]

What happened when you encountered with the same customer more than once?

[@mrbanana6464]

@@cazprescott9 I don’t think customers would remember workers like that

[@Kolonol1]

@@cazprescott9 "sorry this is only my 2nd day...I mispoke Im sorry" lol

[@gehtdianschasau8372]

I agree with the being nice to service workers. But from now on, i'll give less tip, when someone tells me, that it's their first day.

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

​@@gehtdianschasau8372 that's a lot of words for "I'm a terrible person who judges everyone based on one anecdote"

[@acehangman617]

At 4:40, Devin has some trouble speaking... but that's okay; it's his first KZbin video. Honest. He's good at law!

[@PoeticProse7]

I'd ask for a reduced sentence/charge of manslaughter and argue that the Queen (Grimhilda according to Disney) did have poisoned apples, but did not know the one she gave to Snow White was and is, at best, guilty of negligence!

[@peggedyourdad9560]

The issue would then be why she had poisoned apples in the first place if not to kill someone. I guess a counter for this would be that she had the poisoned apples to use as a form of pest control.

[@jeremyl862]

Zeke (The Bailiff) isn't 8, he's 13. You need to know your clients.

[@Narrator007]

9:24 _Everyone should have been held in contempt, even the _*_judge_* Is that even possible? Can a judge find HIMSELF in contempt of court?

[@TheExplorder]

Yes! A judge held himself in contempt after his phone went off in court. He fined himself 50 dollar

[@Narrator007]

@@TheExplorder Wow, I wish I could have seen that!

[@JMSginoclave]

A judge can do that, but however good-intentioned, it's ultimately theatric at best, coming off as a kid's cautionary tale.

[@TheExplorder]

CNET reported: Judge holds himself in contempt for his cell phone A Michigan judge holds himself in contempt of court and pays a $25 fine after his smartphone interrupts legal proceedings. "Judges are humans," he says. "They're not above the rules." it was 25 dollars, not 50, sorry.

[@polarknight5376]

@@TheExplorder he's like the exact opposite of the Judge in the book Eagle mentioned.

[@chantolove]

“I don’t know where you’d start if you thought the judge was the criminal” The finale of a certain Ace Attorney game says hello

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

Act 2 of Aviary Attorney also says hi

[@joels5150]

As a defense attorney, if you thought the presiding judge was actually guilty of the crime your client was accused of, I think you’d have to refer the matter to an ethics board of some sort. You can’t very well ask the judge to recuse themself by asserting their guilt. A prosecutor would have an easier time, depending how high up in DA’s office they were. They’d likely have to start by dismissing the charges against the current defendant; then they would have to file separate charges against the sitting judge in another case. Most prosecutors do have the discretion to dismiss charges “in the interest of Justice” if the jury has not yet rendered a verdict.

[@HinuHyuga]

They were doing what Legal Eagle has taught us never to do. Don't enter the well, or the balif will tackle you.

[@krismorris4282]

I’m sure if Zeke had known about that rule he would have been all over it. And somehow Jimmy Jr would have gotten hurt lol.

[@UseroneGaming]

3:35 “Defending a client isn’t about if the client is innocent or guilty, it’s about putting holes in the acusser’s story.” What most people expect from the justice system vs what it actually is.

[@briannawhite9307]

On the topic of affecting an accent, when I was in college I worked at a fast food fried fish place. Locals spoke with pretty distinctive accent and were sometimes nasty because they could tell I wasn't from there. I ended up mimicking the accent, and to this day, 6 years later, my customer service voice has a drawl

[@sophiophile]

It's actually really interesting seeing the different styles and approaches between LBM and LE

[@nyperold7530]

There was also an episode of Matlock where the judge -- played by Dick van Dyke -- was the murderer Oh, called it. They did go the "pay roughly the cost the plaintiff originally paid for the item" route. ...And the shaming route. Works for me.

[@kuvjason7236]

Huh.. An actual video from Mike!?!? That's great!

[@gamerguy191313]

All I want is a mock trial with legal eagle and law by Mike as the attornies and for them to do videos of the whole process

[@jerryharris876]

1:20. Matlock, Animaniacs, other shows... take your pick. 4:50 "keep" is the word you're looking for.

[@JetstreamGW]

"... you're supposed to be proving it through witnesses and evidence..." Well in that case we should probably blame the complete lack of investigation, eh? :D

[@Dlnqntt]

Weirdest tactic I have experienced while I was a litigation adjuster was for the prosecutor to be mean to their client at trial. Somehow that built a sympathy with the jury and they found in PA's favor because, it seems, they felt bad for the plaintiff having to deal with that attorney...

[@corn_juice2195]

3:24 dont do my boy Zeke dirty like that lol

[@hoppytoad79]

I watched this episode last week with my best friend, who survived three years of law school and the Bar Exam with her sanity relatively intact. She totally disagrees everyone should become a lawyer.

[@krismorris4282]

No comment on the whole “I’ll allow it” part?! Aww. Legal Eagle used to comment on that trope all the time. And I was hoping you’d talk about the “it’s all hearsay. You hear it, you say it.” bit.

[@krismorris4282]

Or Ms Selbo being called back to the witness stand?! I am sad.

[@ervinmeyer3824]

And when Louise was right in the Judges face accusing him and we got no "Why isn't the bailiff tackling her?"

[@u-neekusername4430]

@@ervinmeyer3824 To be fair they did comment on the bailiff's complete failure to do his job...but I'd like to have seen that...meaning Zeke tackle her LOL

[@tomshepherd4901]

Lawyer: "Did the yogurt have a spoon in the lid?" Defendant: "Yes, it did, is that what you want?" Lawyer: "I want the spoon!" Defendant: "You can't handle the spoon!" :-)

[@AsiaDanceScene]

They should have tested the spoon against the lid: "If the spoon don't fit, you must aquit"...

[@lowkeylokii4205]

I’m out of spoons ?? YOURE out of spoons!! THIS WHOLE DAMB COURT IS OUT OF SPOONS!!

[@jmyrrh]

I propose a two score system 1. Legal Realism 2. Was Justice served?

[@taybug77]

I'm a huge fan of Bob's Burgers, and I love this episode in particular. So happy to see it get Lawyer'd.

[@glennrabb]

I LOVE it when you two create content together!! It’s funny and just plain fun. Please make more content together!! PS I started as a Legal Eagle subscriber.

[@ciarancrawley7768]

Arguably it was a middle school mock trial, so this could be rather realistic

[@natsune09]

Wouldn't wearing the signs as punishment seem to be cruel and unusual punishment, and this would be a civil case where money would be awarded if he was found guilty.

[@kaiseremotion854]

iirc there was a real life case where the punishment was wearing a sign

[@VineFynn]

@@kaiseremotion854 source: trust me bro

[@catewright1575]

I wouldn't say it was. I mean suing over eating someone's yogurt, the punishment is as serious as the crime.

[@natsune09]

@@catewright1575 but they are grading it for legal realism.

[@catewright1575]

@@natsune09 well i still think one of these reality tv courts would allow it. Harry from night court would definitely go for this!

[@icollectstories5702]

5:05 It's not "Don't start a sentence you can't complete," it's "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time -- don't do it!"😜

[@JoshuaStDenis]

Missed opportunity after the Legal Eagle bloopers for him to say, "Sorry, this is my first KZbin video."

[@pthaloblue100]

No need to apologize Legal Eagle, this was an interesting reaction to one of my favorite shows!

[@acediadekay3793]

Don't be too hard on Legal Eagle it was his first day

[@brennonbrunet6330]

Objection!: There were in fact consequences. The judge had to wear the yogurt eater sign.

[@JetstreamGW]

... *_Can_* the judge be held in contempt of his own court?

[@danielchand944]

These 2 Legal Eagle episodes together are longer than the Bob's Burgers episode.

[@carbine090909]

This was fun, thank you, great collab!

[@Ame_Fan_128]

A match made in heaven, LegalEagle and Law By Mike

[@storyvault7]

I’d just like to say, that John Grisham book the judges list is awesome

[@DDarkestKnight]

3:17 Hey now! Zeke is doing the best he can!

[@sarysa]

8 year old bailiff. 😂😂😂 I know that relative age clouds can cloud reality, (it's certainly true for me) but it's just funny seeing a 14 year old read that way.

[@icecreamhero2375]

I know right it's Zeke in Tina's class.

[@bradmohr8098]

The queen in Snow White has a name. It's Grimhilde. Not evil.

[@TheThing9396]

Wouldn't lying to the jury be a big no no, can a lawyer say it is his first trial if it is not?

[@xoxbieberfeverxox4]

I will not stand for this Zeke slander😤

[@muskratmadness6228]

I understand that a good defense attorney doesn't care if their clients are innocent or guilty, but wouldn't they want and need to know the truth of what happened from their client in order to build the best case possible?

[@arturoaguilar6002]

You may get to know your client's version of the events; but that doesn't mean their version is the truth of what happened (be it because they are lying, because their own biases don't let them recount all the details or they omit important ones, or because they are being framed and the details are unknown to them too).

[@nomarsenrab]

Never apologize for making watch Bob's Burgers

[@evanstedman7405]

That voice reminds of the lawyer hyper-chicken from Futurama which is probably what they were going for in that set up...

[@TheLocomono9]

I’m not saying it’s happening but how funny would it be if you were waiting on your trial and both your lawyers were watching bobs burgers

[@ARMRandomVideos]

This is the colab i have wanted since i found mike.

[@codekillerz5392]

7:38 this shot makes me uncomfortable, and I don't know why.

[@DarthOmelette]

I think they should be given some leeway here, considering the first case was a middle school mock trial about fairy tale characters and the second was about a stolen yogurt cup for which the "judge" himself admitted fault and paid damages. He apparently was also a retired judge doing this on his own time, so it's really more like volunteering to speak at a public school followed by extending things by agreeing to arbitrate an extremely minor dispute (which he was actually at fault for).

[@sk1ppman]

9:35 Legal Eagle: Smooth orator!

[@CameronMetrejean]

3:20 OBJECTION! Zeke is 13

[@Placker8102]

I used to tell tables I was waiting on it was my first day all the time. Even after years of working there. It always got me bigger tips

[@stevenpike7857]

My lawyer asked me if I did it or not. I told him the truth, because I wanted the best defense. (By the way, I won the case and was found not guilty)

[@ginnyjollykidd]

Objection! There was no Grand Jury called. NB: the Grand Jury would have thrown the case out. NB: there should have been a second trial convened in which the judge would have been accused. (By Tina) At least in Jefferson County (KY) Court, part of the evidence would be the video recorded at the first trial. (All such trials are recorded on video, and the attorneys must request a copy of the exact part of that video in order to receive it.)

[@phthisis]

There's a lot to be said about formulating a defense in the manner of a mystery that gets solved in the courtroom in a chronological manner - juries are not wont to forget that bit of drama.

[@RLLE-dl3oy]

"... who is accused of a promise they did not commit to."

[@canuckcriticism2226]

Bro. The tv show Dexter is about a vigilante serial killer living in a state with the death penalty and bad gun laws. It’s a gold mine for laws broken.

[@roydora]

I'm an Owner Operator , I own my own commercial truck and have to comply with DOT regulations. I've seen that the Supreme Court has ruled that the emissions regulations forced on us by the EPA is unconstitutional . I've ownd my truck for 4 years and have been totally compliant to the sum of 89,000 dollars , those emission regulations have ate my ass I'm not the only one , can the EPA be held financially responsible , Many people have lost their livelihoods over them regulations

[@deebea6364]

How is lying to the jury about a case being your first ok? 🤔

[@IanHollis]

Can't wait to see these guys deconstruct the legal scenes in She-Hulk.

[@summersmith6587]

All southern lawyers talk like this

[@chrisdavies5253]

So many hunky lawyers in one place!

[@techseth]

“Don’t tell your parents that you watched this” Good thing I’m an adult 💀

[@jasonlyons1575]

Love your guises videos Ty for making yhem

[@Scott_Forsell]

I declare Kriten Schaal guilty of being awesome.

[@mollygrace3068]

I’m confused about lawyers not wanting to know if the client is innocent or not. Don’t defense lawyers want their clients to tell them every detail so they can anticipate what the prosecution will find and get ahead of it?

[@omnijack]

I love how you both carefully took the edits out of your videos.

[@Narutonarutonaruto85]

It has been a while and I don't remember this episode. It was pretty fun seeing how it turned out with legal commentary.

[@bendystrawz2832]

Who edits these? Fantastic editing for both videos.

[@Sp00kyQueen]

Thanks for the Grisham recommendation! Just bought all three books!

[@shanehalpin8286]

Love your tiktoks, Legal eagle brought me here and I love it!

[@aggiesanvil]

Not me trying to figure out if coincidence or not that the candle holder looks like a crown on Mike.

[@canonegro666]

Jeez, I mean, I’m straight but mike is just so freaking cutesy that it’s hard to look away.

[@markuswithak5084]

I quite like those legal bromance collabs

[@TThom-vb6wq]

Well your plan worked. I'd never heard of this channel and now I'm here.

[@h4nk3rz42]

Legal eagle looks like Jim from the office

[@zabithaluth3527]

The guy on the left is now a new bobs burgers fan.

[@mdjardinado]

Love the collab. Mike reminds me of Harvey from the show 'Suits' for some reason.

[@RamadaArtist]

"Everyone should be lawyers and they should definitely not tell people that they spent two to four days just doing a mock trial of no consequence." So yeah, you should all be lawyers, but definitely don't let anyone know you went to law school.

[@teentraveler1790]

9:38 Lol, alright, I won't tell my parents.

[@olegpetrovic]

I think 1 of you should play Ace Attorney

[@chrisdavis6264]

Legal Eagle should do Sopranos and the use of wiretaps and using 40 seconds in court of law

[@dennisnichols2819]

I love Bobs burgers....I give that episode an A and this critique a D+ LOL

[@ZariusFontaine]

loved the "a few good men" reference

[@TheErnieforss]

Can you do the curb your enthusiasm epsiode? I think its season 9 epsisode 9. He gets a plant stolen from the ex owner of the house. And pior episode he had a traffic ticket for beeping and he had to defend himself. Its still season 9 but i dont know what episode.

[@curtisbme]

Mike negatively affected Legal Eagle. He likes to find the positives and would probably have at least given this one a C if it was just his video.

[@Blacklistwar]

It is the ruling of this court that I sentence Legal Eagal and Law to by Mike to make more videos the 2 best intent lawyers

[@tulsatrash]

"Sorry we made you guys watch that." You are both forgiven.

[@dare38]

You guys need to do the Pam’s court episode

[@josephhollingsworth9047]

I really like all the advice you give case closed

[@mollygrace3068]

Your editor really did him dirty.

[@BobVosh]

You two have so little chemistry together, I love it.