Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules - October 30, 2015 (HBO)

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Bill Maher issues his latest decrees for society and calls on politically correct liberals to stop ruining Halloween.
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[@canisrah]

Thank god someone called out all this pathetic 'outrage' over fucking costumes.

[@thomasbirley3277]

+canisrah The problem is that when people call out the PC losers it just confirms their bias that they are standing up for the "oppressed minorities".

[@markclark1429]

+Thad Stevens if you're implying diaspora on halloween it's almost the opposite of what you just said. MLK BLVD is empty but Donalt Trump Avenue is filled with kids who live on MLK BLVD. Now if you told them that some dickhead was going to villify them in youtube comments would they still be there in the name of progressiveness? yes and they'd call you a fucking tard.

[@Estragon17]

+canisrah Yeah, how dare anyone tell white people they can't do something racist without being called racist!

[@MoeGreensRightEye]

+Thad Stevens because black people are violent? Ok, racist

[@jmitterii2]

+Thad Stevens But what if I want to dress in drag and be Oprah for Halloween?

[@SyonisMacias]

thank you, thank you Bill. As a liberal, I'm sick of being around other liberals now. I love dark humor, relish in all things offensive. I actually received a notice from my apartment complex urging that we only give out "child friendly" candy. I'll give whatever the hell I want, because the parents are gonna eat that shit anyways. and by the way, the only time a Halloween costume is offensive or insensitive is when you look horrible in it.

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

I mean really, wtf is "child friendly" candy?

[@SyonisMacias]

JamaalDay/NiteLong !!!​​ Exactly!!! I couldn't reach the management company to find out. I'm assuming it's Peanut free candy or some shit to that affect . But seems like every child is allergic to something or a vegan these days. I may just give out mini-bibles lol. 

[@rmtc38]

+JamaalDay/NiteLong !!! child friendly candy is the reason kinder eggs are illegal in the us, fuck kids

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

Syonis Macias-Johnson All these pansy, jackass, fake outrage people should report to the nearest airport or shipyard with their belongings and take a one-way trip to Saudi Arabia...What are you supposed to do give the kids bubble wrap? O no they might choke on it..fuck it if they're that stupid they shouldn't procreate anyway.

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

rmtc38 All this is a smokescreen for parents being overly protective and stupid...if a person dared to suggest I should give out child friendly candy I'd purchase a bale of hay to serve all jackasses, parents and children alike.

[@zangetsu9196]

Dressing up as a ghost or as a zombie is offensive to dead people.

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

Think about it...You'd be offended too...If you died and were buried in a nice suit and all of a sudden you're being represented in rags you'd be pissed too.

[@thomasbirley3277]

+zangetsu9196 Dressing up as death is offensive to the elderly.

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

***** Do something with your life.

[@bobbytables464]

+zangetsu9196 Dressing up as a zombie appropriates Caribbean folk religion. Dressing up as a ghost is insensitive towards animist cultures.

[@zapkvr]

well its offensive to live people who know people who are dead

[@TheHehe1223]

Always going after the PC police. Love you Bill.

[@davidguymon1673]

The toilet paper part on this is especially funny watching this in 2020.

[@creamybass]

it's this sort of thinking that's making conservatism the new "counter-culture"

[@Holipsism]

+Ash Bartlett Nice try. Ain't happening.

[@creamybass]

it already is. not saying i support conservative views but simply reiterating how people are turned off by the left with all this PC crap.

[@ashish714]

+Holip sism Right-o, lol.

[@badendhappy2903]

+Ash Bartlett I think being a thick-skinned libertarian liberal is the new counter culture. Amen to that, I'd say.

[@ashish714]

+Bad End Happy "Enough is enough! You can't have it all!" - #Bernie

[@BelovedAxle]

Have a little cry Young Turks :'(

[@neosoontoretro]

+BelovedAxle Don't forget BuzzFeed and MTV.

[@DonF72]

+neosoontoretro The young turks actually get a lot of their stories from MTV and BuzzFeed.

[@ek5273]

+BelovedAxle You do realize that Cenk literally criticized the cultural appropriation concept and said that people shouldn't get offended by Halloween costumes

[@chinogambino9375]

+Thad Stevens You do realize Cenk is an Armenian Genocide denier who runs a show called the "Young Turks" right? This is like a German who believes the Holocaust is a myth then after college graduation runs a show called "The Nazis" with Jews and Gypsies as co-hosts... We don't need the tolerance of the brown man or his clueless cohorts.

[@kingradovidv4524]

+Chino Gambino Ha glad I'm not the only one who though of that.

[@hankmurphy3882]

Maher's rant on Halloween costumes is one of the best things I've heard said in a long time.

[@joeortiz7734]

Hit the Nail on the head with the Halloween costumes.

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

Exactly! Tell em go eat a rice cake..blog..and go to bed....it's only 1 day.

[@ShabbernigdoXingjian]

+Thad Stevens Or how about fuck hyper sensetive people in general.

[@perliva]

+Thad Stevens If you’re that sensitive to Halloween costumes then you got some issues.

[@edwardbernayse6665]

+Joe Ortiz i starting to wonder if the PC-ness from the media isn't really just clickbait. they must know that most people think that they are idiots by now i would think.

[@markclark1429]

+Edward Bernayse666 TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE AREN'T IDIOTS

[@timothyvandewater1295]

I'm offended that Bill's collar wasn't fixed

[@Nomednomel45]

ugh yeah I was hoping I'm not the only one upset by this

[@pistophchristoph7377]

We should all go as the most offensive thing possible, a straight white male. Break out the flour!

[@vaibhavgupta20]

+Pistoph Christoph floor*

[@7searchful]

+Pistoph Christoph hey your avatar is offensive #SaiyanLivesMatter

[@Holipsism]

+Pistoph Christoph Yes, because the straight white male has been historically oppressed in this country. Maybe we can start a memorial for the time everybody else had an opportunity to be in the workplace besides him.

[@Leviathon672015]

+Pistoph Christoph I'd go as Rocky Horror from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since I'm fat, that would involve spray tanning and mismatched spray on six-packs. Or maybe I'd go as that other one whose name I couldn't hear over the transvestites... Meatloaf, is who I think played them.

[@Renji9031]

+7searchful Not to Frieza.

[@TheVGC]

Sad thing is half the people clapping and cheering in the crowd are gonna be doing the next Twitter Hashtag campaign over something thats a non issue

[@guardian08527]

+The VGC Probably. Sounded like a couple of them were squirming in their seats and got uncomfortable when Maher called them on the BS. That happens a lot on his show. These puppets are all whooping and clapping when he talks positive about legalizing pot, or more gun control, or championing gay marriage, or religion (Christianity) is stupid but then he will say something that goes against the grain and points out a fault in the left party and it sticks in their craw and you can hear a pin drop or they start ooohing and murmuring and Maher looks at them like "Oh fuck you, it was a joke." I don't agree with a lot of Maher and the panelists but his audience is usually shit. Basically the liberal version of Faux News who just wanna hear what tows the party line.

[@charliebabbitt3314]

Half the crowd? You're being generous, more like 90% of the crowd

[@charliedillon1400]

David Spade somehow manages to be annoying even off camera.

[@guardian08527]

+brian fastabend Video opens with him laughing before we see him. I thought Fran Drescher was on the panel.

[@franciscokid123]

+brian fastabend His laughing, during this clip, was unbelievably annoying. Thought I was the only one who noticed... I wonder if it was pissing off Bill Maher, because it sure as hell was distracting to me.

[@nogoodbastid]

+brian fastabend Great example of why when other shows have the host read a monologue off the teleprompter they don't have a panel of mic'd guests sitting on camera next to them. When you do a monologue you don't have the guests on with you or they feel the need to be part of it, and in a way they are, since the camera cuts to them reacting.

[@drewconway7135]

Charlie Dillon Right?! I bet he doesn’t get invited back.

[@Tagurrit]

It’s his weird laugh!!

[@ianmacdonald5975]

Great as usual!

[@hydernoori146]

+Ian Macdonald and he's just getting better :)

[@ashish714]

+Ian Macdonald better than usual, i think. As soon as the entire 'Geisha' bit got started, i lost it.

[@bioman123]

Caitlyn Jenner actually said she thinks the costume is great, much to the chagrin of the outrage industry (who are still outraged).

[@patrickmurray1095]

As an Irish man,viewing this from the outside,I have to say that Bill Maher seems to be always on the money.Love his new rules bit . thanks for the upload.

[@madelinemehok1431]

This is why I love bill maher

[@jamespatterson8689]

Maxine Waters was just sitting back and laughing the whole time and I love it!

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Yup. Her laughter makes me laugh even more

[@clubba1264]

Dont you find it weird that Maxine is the left that Bill is polling his career on?

[@davidreed9849]

She actually has a wonderful laugh

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Maxine Waters cackling in the background is what makes this funny.

[@phishfearme2]

the great saltini bit was terrific!

[@jamaaldaynitelong8367]

It seems like the "in" thing to do is be offended....Well I'm offended by people who find everything offensive...who's cutting the check?

[@robax]

Just an FYI for young people... this constant outraged hypersensitivity is exactly what it was like back in the 80s too. And boy did I enjoy the 90s when it went away again! Things will be back to normal again soon... just sit tight.

[@gc3k]

I hope you're right, +robaxx. I hope you're right.

[@maconbacon]

+robaxx Thumbs up for the positiveness, hope you are right and this happens before we become a world of mutes

[@wolfstar675]

I really hope you're right.

[@edwardbernayse6665]

+robaxx comedy is what pushed PC back then out and comedy will push it out again.

[@gc3k]

I don't really remember the 80s in detail, but wasn't it the shock personalities like Sam Kinison, Andrew Dice Clay, Morton Downey Jr., Howard Stern and... wait for it... Donald Trump... that helped phase out the PC movement?

[@PlaceStillMatters]

1:30 - Bill’s clairvoyance about Americans’ reaction to COVID-19.

[@IThink2b]

Always love his Halloween episodes.

[@JoeLaFon3]

"It's good to see Cottonelle getting some attention" Mr. Spade you have no idea

[@worldcitizenra]

Love that Maxime Waters was clearly having a great time. Bill did and said plenty of things that could have been expected to offend, but she seemed to take everything in stride.

[@123medinap]

It's called being classy and educated, my friend.

[@Wavezone304]

Went over her head

[@Melissa0774]

I always like to see his guests' reactions to these. The guest on this show are always so much more reactive to the jokes than people are, on any other show!

[@nobodyknows6040]

Love the stab at English dubbing in the nunchucks New Rule. :)

[@HalfLifeExpert1]

"and your prize is a 12 pack of Cottonel, you're not getting there early enough!" Actually, he's about 5 years early.

[@michaellovely6601]

I love watching Bill Maher because he gives everyone who deserves it a much-needed verbal ass-whooping.

[@GokuFievel32]

That 9 Cashiers joke. LOL....THAT'S NO JOKE. Hire more people CVS!!!

[@snorton6138]

Kung-fu voice dub was a literal LOL.

[@magnumdog]

I'm Mexican and I hate mariachis, specially when you're in a Mexican restaurant in Mexico (yes, we have those) and they start blowing the fucking trumpets while you're trying to have a conversation.

[@dougholliday467]

And let's not forget the strummers who come to the barber shop hopefully to gain a few buks.

[@Temiken]

"The Taliban should be wearing Chris Brown costumes...." Perf!

[@C4PM89]

I'm a Conservative but I gotta say I like a lot of what this guy has to say!

[@juicemaybe4655]

Thank you Bill and HBO for adding all new rule bits into one video instead of splitting those short ones up into a bunch of 30 second videos.

[@bigrodneyakatrey]

agree

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

+Jane Marie - It's been this way for a while. The short clips are "web only" new rules, i.e. ones that aren't as funny as the others and not worth airing live.

[@augustus331]

Fast forward six years and HBO only allows a couple minute video's of Real Time on KZbin.

[@LB030377]

THANK YOU BILL MAHER! BASED AS ALWAYS!

[@Raphanne]

Thank you. Notice how those liberals never say anything against the stereotypical French costume? But I've been told that I'm appropriating culture for eating with chopsticks.

[@punch_bowl_turd3005]

+Raphanne kick em in the the fuckin dick....

[@gc3k]

+Raphanne Please tell me that chopsticks story isn't true

[@Raphanne]

TheSubmissionChannel I'm a liberal, I just don't like the way Americans find absolutely everything offensive. And David, yes it is. ^^

[@edwardbernayse6665]

+Raphanne what does appropriating culture mean?

[@daxdigitalus]

+Edward Bernayse666 It means you're RACIST!!!!!! But really, it's a bullshit term made up to find offense at everything. It's a white guy with a Chinese tattoo. It's a Mexican guy that listens to Irish folk music. It's a Chinese guy who manages a Mexican restaurant. In reality, it's only ever used to be offended at white people around Halloween when they dress up as anything other than white people.

[@weaq84]

Scolding as a substitute for doing something: sounds like Bill Maher's whole career.

[@sabbracadabra8367]

6 years later people the cops using nunchucks would be an improvement.

[@erniehudson1]

One of the most humourless crowd are the Bernie Sanders-fans. They completely lost their shit when Larry David made quite a likable impression of him.

[@SyonisMacias]

thank you!

[@wackyfours]

I agree bro. I support Bernie 100%, but some of their supporters are so fucking uptight I find myself wanting to get away from them. That being said, I will say that of the majority of Bernie supporters that I have met are good people, however those that are the most PC and SJW tend to be the biggest fans.

[@erniehudson1]

+Gavin Lynch Happy to hear that there are those with humour out there, but just read the comment section of CNN's youtube clip about Larry doing Bernie. Just victimhood mentality and paranoia at its best!

[@erniehudson1]

+wackyfours Of course your support should not depend on other supporter's attitude. I as well think Bernie is a good candidate, but why does he attract so many assholes?

[@Durrrville]

+Ernie Hudson Disagree man, that shit was on point!

[@hansblitz7770]

I was Bruce Jenner for Halloween.

[@clifftrainor6774]

+Hans Blitz How dare you, sir. It's _Caitlyn_ Jenner not _Bruce_, you insensitive bully! ;)

[@hansblitz7770]

Cliff Trainor I wore running shoes and a dress. Still don't have a uterus.

[@markburch6253]

Wow...looting toilet paper. I'm watching during coronavirus and that guy is a visionary.

[@jacobzaranyika9334]

Not afraid of making anyone uncomfortable.

[@Superdeath25]

Usually, I don't care for anything Bill Maher says, but this one time is an exception

[@kingtafari9]

play and watch this part this is the best part 7:49

[@mr7wi]

+I'm a consumer I couldn't agree more

[@sorsocksfake]

Wiew-wiew-wiew Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave!

[@xarebabeba4486]

thank you. really! loved every moment of it

[@Mynameisnumber5]

I'm not at all a Bill Maher fan, but he totally hits the nail on the head with his comments about Halloween.

[@WiseKnowledge1]

If Bruce can dress like Caitlyn Jenner, why can't I?

[@peterjames4963]

i wish he did this without having people beside him laughing, who else finds it annoying?

[@smeyer9507]

Anything for Candy....

[@emsleywyatt3400]

No dressing like Superman unless you're at least a quarter Kryptonian.

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

You've hit the nail on the head, Bill: "It's just the lazy Liberalism where (PC) scolding has become the substitute for actually DOING something!"

[@merrickx]

omg are u kidding me. i almost had a heart attack at 6:25 (warning!!) im done with this show. no sensitivity toward people with cardiac problems.

[@pluckyduck11y]

One of my favorite as far as the final new rules go.

[@fortuner123]

I love Maher's humour.

[@thepleblian2079]

Triggered!

[@wilburjr]

"Lazy Liberalism", good phrase. Enough with the PC. It's Orwellian.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

yeah like that war on Christmas

[@ReuvenF957]

No, the modern term for a loafing hobo is "government employee".

[@themadhacker9376]

i love it when he makes himself laugh lol

[@tylerstevens7247]

Am I the only one who wants to get Maher to fix his damn collar?

[@Nathan-hs2ut]

No, it looks sprezzatura!

[@sabbracadabra8367]

Does his collar offend you on a personal level?

[@winstonbogart6767]

I find all this deeply offensive.

[@BlueSkyCrystals]

I find your comment to be extremely insensitive.

[@winstonbogart6767]

You have triggered me sir with your un'understanding of my physical and mental wellbeing.

[@steveennever9905]

That was excellent.

[@Heathcoatman]

I bet half of the ninja cops just ended up hurting themselves with the chucks.

[@timoflea8417]

Just one sound byte of all the white noise below suffices for me to re-postulate my rational anarchist solution; thus, here-to-forth, I can sum up my stance with one simple statement: Eat The Rich!!!

[@timoflea8417]

+Tim O' Flea P.S. No need to reply, coz that was my first and only participation in this melodrama. Buh-bye.

[@gamesman0118]

+Tim O' Flea Not the most original thought but points for flair.

[@timoflea8417]

Gamesman01 The notification roused me from a nap and interrupted my dream. I plead being a sleepyhead in defense of my making this reply. which is also not original but is a simple fact? Life is too short, my friend, and we should not waste it on trivial pursuits such as engaging in futile solipsism. All I mean to say is why bother saying anything here where it always seems to be argument rather than debate; and more, one might make better use of one's time by, say for example, instead of participating in all this contradiction, nay saying and gainsaying which are usually all that is said here; rather than that, why not write letters to your representatives, senators, governors and even the White House, or join in your local, grassroots political movements. You might even eventually make a difference, or not. Still beats wasting time here, flogging the same old dead horse over and over -- and for what? You're not going to change anyone's mind by doing all this mental masturbation or -- so help me god lest I hit on any real crux of the biscuit -- mutual masturbation here. So, I repeat, life is too damned short and far too precious to waste it here, my friend. Leave your keyboard, get up, light out your door and look all around and see what it can bring... I'm leaving now, but I'd like to leave you with this thought, a quotation, actually. "Such a long, long time to be gone and a short time to be there."

[@gamesman0118]

I'm old and don't sleep as well as I used too so I'm a little late in replying. Your original statement "Eat the Rich" was a t-shirt and a slogan of the radical left music scene back in the 60s+70s the gist of which was they were only useful as food for the poor. I not arguing but mostly agreeing with you. Today a lot of people have abdicated their responsibilities as citizens to at least try to change the world for the better to become passive drones who rage online and think they are part of the process. Yet Citizens United and other bullshit legislation have severely limited their actual ability to change things. Although the new prevalence of video cameras everywhere has proven to be a positive thing in showing in full detail what is really going on. The unfortunate side effect is people will film horrible things happening but not step in to help.

[@timoflea8417]

Gamesman01 I remember the '60s and at least half of the '50s to boot. Here I am making a liar of myself again, as I make my 2nd reply after saying I won't be drawn in... to whatever. However, notifications are not selective, so I get alerts for activity etc; thus t saw your opening line, opened your reply and was drawn in. So, here I am replying. I also suffer chronic sleep pattern disturbances, i.e.,. I was wide awake last night and most of this AM, then fell into deep sleep, and am just now having my 1st cup of coffee so I don't fall back asleep and end up awake in the middle of the night, coz I have things which must be done Tue AM.. If you suffer sleep disturbances, then you're probably aware of the many various effects that has on the body and mind, i.e., to be awake in the morning after being awake all night is not the same as waking in the morning from a proper night's sleep. Two things, since adolescence, Ive been a "night owl" and I've mostly worked 2nd shift and primarily dinner/night shifts as an F&B professional. Add a severe illness, top that off with accident injuries, and then add in some heavy- duty meds --some of which invoked or caused chronic sleep disturbances which apparently I'm stuck with for life (all these things occurred over the course of one very bad year). So much for my quasi-insomnia--quasi-narcolepsy-sleep pattern disturbances and such, for now. I will return to this post and make further replies to you, but for now, the coffee is calling. Ciao.

[@RottingintheMidwest]

i kind of liked the hobo costume, but it seems both the critics of the costume and bill maher don't quite understand what a hobo is. a hobo is not a bum, as in a lazy person who refuses to work. a hobo is a traveling worker, who tends to train hop from one location to another to look for work. there is even a hobo convention every year in iowa.

[@nygma619]

RottingintheMidwest I've lived in Iowa all my life, and I've never heard of this.

[@mr.ashenfire2624]

a friend of mine dressed as Pogo the Clown. It was a really good costume!

[@davedgs4144]

That's gotta be my favourite new rules ever

[@mark224]

I'm dressing up as a hard worker for Halloween. Melissa Harris Perry is going to be pissed.

[@tranurse]

i'm liberal, but i think political correctness has gone way way too far. lighten up.... slutty nurse costumes do bug me a little, as i worked hard as hell for my degree and am a professional, but i'm not gonna lose my mind over it.

[@urukhai4779]

thanks Bill!!

[@christinastow1079]

Don't die, Bill - who could ever replace you?

[@JaeWoodFLAWDSKWAD]

As a right-leaning, atheist libertarian that has been dealing with morally inept, uber Christian fascists on my side of the isle for years I say "Bravo!" Bill... Expression is an American value that all reasonable Americans of all political bents support, and we need to rid the political landscape of these fucking Orwellian Crackpots.

[@MLChristiansen]

REKT

[@Brian-nt1hh]

Thx Bill

[@dianahill7239]

I would like to meet Bill Maher.

[@thegreatcatsby2321]

#Draclivesmatter. Trend it!

[@Hollywood2021]

I would, but now that it's 2021, and half the country has lobsters in their vaginas, the PC police would organize to get that censored/banned

[@maconbacon]

Offense is taken, not given This must be a psychological issue, a histericaly oversensitive disorder

[@ramtinmoradi1090]

Love you Bill ❤️

[@Saanichian]

This is surreal.

[@D00FY]

Hey remember when we voted for Obama thinking we would have more freedoms? TRUMP 2016.

[@karazimsabour7899]

lol

[@scientifico]

Yeah Maher, come to flatbush ave with blackface on.

[@qwrtyforse6174]

Bruuuuh, lmao

[@burnosnapson6081]

Does a balaclava count?

[@nogoodbastid]

+el scientifico Are you implying that he'll be attacked by violent black people?

[@scientifico]

nogoodbastid I'm implying he's a pussy who talks the talk but won't walk the walk.

[@nogoodbastid]

el scientifico Why should he have to wear every "offensive" Halloween costume that he mentioned other people complaining about? He also defends same-sex marriage despite the fact that it offends certain groups. Does that mean because he doesn't marry another man he's just a pussy who "won't walk the walk"? "Hey, Maher, come to rural Alabama and make out with another man, pussy!" He's not saying it won't offend people. Everything offends SOMEONE, but if you're offended that's your problem. You don't get to silence or attack everyone who does something that offends you.

[@shanedaniel8954]

Those laughs from David Spade sounded fake as hell… and I love David spade

[@Pawanrai-ej9eo]

Punchline after punchline.straight.

[@jannyjanjanet]

Is it just me or is David Spades laugh just totally insufferable?

[@linshanhsiang]

My god his avatar in a video game had the same laugh on that underappreciated show "Rules of Engagement!"

[@Samperor]

Isn't Bill Maher PC when it comes to Jews and Atheist? He's more sensitive when his turf is touch,.

[@urieluriel715]

S M, Yeah especially whenever someone mocks his atheist bullshit. All this "outrage" culture came from the left. It's stupid.

[@peteryoung8462]

Why don't plastic bag makers put out Halloween themed doggie doodoo bags. Given a few months to save up a whole barrel full, you could really put the trick back into "trick or treat".

[@vidhead85]

I love this!

[@ariellastrawberry]

I can't with this over sensitive culture. it's annoying the Fuck out of me. I'm convinced people get off to being able to go to tumblr and call somebody out. then everybody can say all the mean things that they want to. things they wouldn't DARE say to those people in person.

[@GlowingMpd]

+F Society you should have dressed as an illiterate racist. It's "on Halloween".

[@RottingintheMidwest]

i am a bit confused by this term "fake outrage" i hear used by bill maher and others (mostly who are somewhere between right wing and extremely right wing). i do agree sometimes offense is taken a little to far, such as the furor over many of the halloween costume examples, but do these folk really think people are not sincerely pissed off by racism, sexism, and other real bigotry? it seems the anti-pc police forget people have right to be offended, including a right to express offense with their own freedom of speech.

[@justintense1445]

The problem is that EVERYTHING is offensive to them now, and yet their stances make zero sense. Disagree with conservative christians? No problem Disagree with conservative Muslims? Racist islamaphobe. Disagree with a white male? No problem Disagree with a black person? Racist nazi (or Uncle Tom if you're black) Disagree with a woman? Sexist, misogynist Say Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero? Transphobic. Disagree with illegal immigration/open borders? Literally Hitler

[@RottingintheMidwest]

i don't know anyone who has been called transphobic for not considering caitlyn jenner a hero. i have noticed, however people be called transphobic for continuing to call her "bruce" and insisting on referring to her as "him", and there is overlap with that group of people and a group of people who make a big deal over caitlyn jenner being considered a hero. these people are, by definition, being transphobic. all of your examples, more often than not, are not as simple as you claim them to be. there is almost always something more than just "disagreeing" with a muslim or a woman or a black person that gets a person called a bigot. the difference really is saying saying that really is bigoted.

[@nickbarcheck1019]

Brilliant.

[@briancallahan8809]

What is you're problem with nunchuku? No bullets? Are paperclips next?

[@spinosauruskin]

"There has to be one day where going too far isn't just okay, it's celebrated" March 9th #TheTriggering Twitter will be filled with offensive stuff :P It will be glorious.

[@chuletaization]

+spinosauruskin Would somebody please tell me what a SJW is.

[@Holipsism]

Paul Romano Social Justice Warrior

[@chuletaization]

spinosauruskin What a cogent, articulate formulation, thank you. R. Crumb had an appropriate word for the type you describe "Ouchcube". Would it be wrong to conclude that SJWs haven't read the 1st ammendment?

[@spinosauruskin]

Paul Romano "Would it be wrong to conclude that SJWs haven't read the 1st ammendment?" They've read it but it's probably bad because it was made by white male slave owners and is therefore wrong.

[@chuletaization]

spinosauruskin Oh, I see. Poor confused predestined souls they are. Keeping my focus on information rather than ideology allows me to glean interesting data from the most unlikely sources. What difference does it make who says it as long as its true. Imagine the lunacy that would ensue if the truth depended on who is talking rather than what is said. We have a great example of that kind of society in North Korea and, on a smaller scale, the Manson family, Jonestown, Branch Davidians, your example Westboro Baptist Church, etc.

[@kemigeorge6294]

Sure am glad that smug, rich, old, white guys are here to tell us what is and isn't offensive.

[@tmcd6523]

+Kemi George and then where would we be lost lost I tell you lol

[@tmcd6523]

look to my comment bub I did these have just been responses to others posts I don't care who the hell you are if you show up at my door as an adult in a racial costume be ready to be called what you are ignorant and a racist doesn't matter that you don't understand there are smarter people out here to do the heavy lifting for you just nod smile and swagger back into your saloon cowpoke (nice pic btw)

[@tmcd6523]

roflmao oki bub ;)

[@Jeroen1983]

You seem to have missed the point entirely.

[@michaellovely6601]

One question I have often asked is if you cannot wear Halloween costumes that others find to be "racist," "sexist," or "appropriating a culture that isn't theirs" then what *can* you wear as a Halloween costume?

[@georgevartanian6136]

Bad music when your trying to eat ! LOL

[@dedcaesar2325]

Irvine shout out!

[@Kjf2691]

Buzzfeed needs to watch this

[@laurenmartins6467]

Good job ,you the man mr.Maher....

[@edgypeopletheater1031]

GOP Presidential Presidential Debate could become the Golden Age of Political Comedy.

[@capjohnkhan]

perfect