Realistic Garfield

Garfield's diet may actually be the least of Jon's problems.
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[@trash5465]

Love how Garfield is dead inside and John is on so many types if drugs...

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug.

[@mkay4]

All the drugs.....

[@karmawhitewolf6947]

of not if

[@ghostieboobs]

Jon has some mental issues

[@danielchaves7150]

he is one all the drugs on the list

[@hotheadedmax9961]

1:56 That was when she realized that the problem went much deeper than a man feeding his house cat full trays of lasagna.

[@jimmybob5541]

Stikick

[@twist_ending7545]

More like 3:10

[@stickytoes9230]

STAP!!!

[@siccandtwistted]

I just realized your name lmao I love it

[@Squash-ew5zs]

Ah yes a cultured fellow Warriors is best

[@SonicandKnuckles3]

Y'know it's funny, Jon never reacts in a way that implies he actually hears/understands Garfield at all. Only us as the audience ever see/hear him talking

[@Bro-cx2jc]

In the comics he sometimes does actually talk to Garfield and respond to him. For instance "Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a coffee cup" ...I beg to differ ...look, there's some right there in the corner "By golly, you're right"

[@TheGreatMeme]

@@Bro-cx2jc, yeah, but he does motions and hand gestures when he does that. In that comic, he points in the cup.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@TheGreatMeme doubtful that this excuses the appearance of direct communication with Jon. No, sorry, he was speaking directly to Jon right there and Jon heard him. The dialogue was too direct to be a coincidence.

[@doge8327]

@@Bro-cx2jc no,lol

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@doge8327 You meant "yes,lol" Jon can hear Garfield. It's not that big a deal dude, you can just admit it or believe what you want.

[@0Fyrebrand0]

In the comics, Garfield's "dialogue" is always contained in a thought bubble, not a speech bubble. That should tell you something about Jon's ability to assess reality.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

The stories are told from Garfield's perspective. He acts like he's talking to Jon, but Jon never responds to anything he says.

[@hmngghh]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness you ruined my childhood

[@chimpanzinc1790]

i like to think that Garfield speaks in meows and that's why sometimes Jon responds to him

[@EpikBirb]

@@hmngghh ...But that's always been the case until The Garfield Show?

[@hmngghh]

@@EpikBirb as a kid, i legit thought garfield talked

[@Bonetrousle]

“HE IS GOING TO DIE!” Garfield looks like he hopes so

[@BaguetteGamingOfficial]

"Life is meaningless why even bother trying"

[@eror404channelnotfound4]

@@BaguetteGamingOfficial because i am greed but not speed

[@ogithesergal4182]

"Liz, pls euthanize me."

[@supahstrike77]

Mondays, amirite?

[@sweatymclovin]

*LAUGHS*

[@rajvader]

Find a healthier 40-something year old cat... Think he's fat now? Check out his pics form 1978.

[@SanguiniCore]

i ate those food

[@cqkey_]

Ikr 😂

[@EteSiuleems]

@@SanguiniCore * brup *

[@ImKybi]

he attac he protecc he like to munch on snacc

[@norayrizahanian1653]

rajvader oh yeah her was even fatter back then

[@billnye5507]

The funny thing is that Jon has been feeding Garfield entire trays of lasagnas for 40+ years lol

[@robertpryor7225]

My cat ate Campbell's tomato soup and puked it on me, I loved that cat

[@dagnytheartist]

Proof that Garfield is not a cat. Garfield is an immortal god. Feed the entity lasagna

[@janderson1008]

Garfield has been dead for years, Jon just never noticed.

[@christineferreira2181]

@@robertpryor7225 my cat likes Chinese chicken wings

[@ShojoBakunyu]

My fur brother, Smoot, lived 2 months past his 21st birthday. He could have lived longer but his arthritis had gotten to the point where it was time to day goodbye. I got him when I was 5 years old and I had no idea what it was ok for a cat to eat so Smoot ate everything I did and he LOVED Polish garlic sausage, hot sauce, and tons of stuff that I later learned should have killed him.

[@ayrikdoesmemes]

Plot Twist: Garfield is so lazy that when he dies, he says he will do it tommorow. And he doesn’t.

[@TacShooter]

Lol!

[@Bonetrousle]

Lmao

[@FewVidsJustComments]

That’s how he’s survived on this lasagna diet for so long. He is too lazy to die

[@dan_dapotato]

*L A S A G A*

[@raphaelsterken2441]

Lasaga

[@talesprock]

*BRUH*

[@naomi-gu1gh]

Lol 2 links here

[@Footwater]

B I T C H

[@user-xe6ww4rp9w]

L A S A G N A

[@StevieStyle]

I love Garfield’s face this whole time.

[@ducks6499]

StevieStyle me too. He looked like he didn’t care about what’s happening around him.

[@BossKnight]

StevieStyle Garfield: *why am I here*

[@engi.2]

StevieStyle me too

[@mitchelljulius5875]

Fed up with life... and being fat.

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

"End me..."

[@criznitty]

It’s like taking a Family Guy cutaway and turning it into a longer SNL skit.

[@archieames1968]

It'd have to not be funny to be a modern SNL skit.

[@zonzillamagnus5902]

ya I was going to say, I actually laughed at this

[@jonbon7219]

Thats 100% exactly. Good insight.

[@flamingstallion]

Def feels like a family guy cutaway

[@GalenNight]

@@flamingstallion one that was actually funny but that’s so few and far between these days

[@laurain.0]

"CATS DO NOT EAT CHEESE" my cat steals my cheese

[@DexDexter0]

My old cat did the same thing.

[@kirbdabirb5627]

How about a lil salami

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

They shouldn't _have_ cheese. Unlike humans, cats have not evolved to be able to process it correctly within their stomachs. However, that does not mean that they don't like cheese.

[@Nameless82284]

They CAN eat cheese but they shouldn't. Especially if they're given to it daily.

[@CvndyClvb]

I don't think any animal should have human food at all.

[@dylankeeler9086]

I eat, john. it's what I do

[@DrSmart20]

+Dylan Keeler I'm just glad you remembered the comma.

[@dylankeeler9086]

+DrSmart20 thank you haha

[@TrainerRedGuy]

+yellow7windows / IAMCUPCAKE dONT DO IT, GARFIELF, THATS OUR PET DOG, OH-DEE.

[@JuanAguilar-sl9ow]

+Trainer Red WHERE R THE 3-CHESE PIZZAS

[@TrainerRedGuy]

Juan Aguilar i ate those food.

[@jinjeredge]

"He is going to die" Garfield: "sounds like a good deal to me"

[@HashbrownMashup]

_Mondays._

[@dylang1138]

"so no downsides"

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Death means nothing to me, Jon.

[@Hazyphern]

*I G O T T A H A V E A G O O D D E A L*

[@th3rasave]

@@Hazyphern I T 'S W H A T I N E E D , JOHN!

[@asnek2527]

"Jon what drugs have you been using for the past hour?" "Yes"

[@SadbutTrue84]

John is obviously schizophrenic!🤪!

[@senorpepper3405]

pcp. mild dose.

[@user-do8jq4kd5z]

@@SadbutTrue84 name checks out

[@MKDumas1981]

"All of them."

[@Nyarth128255]

Oh nothing, just the *special lasagna that I also feed Garfield.* "Jon Garfield's dead. This is his taxidermic stuffed body. I think you need help." *I think you must be trying some of the special lasagna so you can also see that my Garfield is alive and healthy.* "Um no." *Oh yes definitely. Here comes the aeroplane. Open wide.* "Don't you mean airplane?" *I am secretly from the British please do not be doing the argue* (Stabs Jon with euthanasia needle)

[@huaraches8934]

“John you have to let me go, it wasn’t your fault”

[@jennywakemanxj9mlaatr808]

Garfield can talk with his mind Jon it's all in your head You're crazy

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Jenny wakeman XJ9 Oh wow, Does you’re system still work?

[@cattycatqueen7643]

Jenny whens the nexts show?

[@dominickperez2952]

The crash was 20 years ago Jon You have to let go

[@El_Raton_Small]

Jenny where the new damn tv show?

[@rota5439]

No

[@DireHammer]

Bitch, that cat has been eating lasagna for 38 years and he's still alive. He ain't gonna die, we found the feline superfood.

[@user-unos111]

Hallucinations cannot die

[@villagemarauder]

My happiness died.

[@50phia]

he is secretly being replaced by other fat tabbies shhhh

[@Mr_Smythes_Confections]

​@@villagemarauder I can relate to that.

[@marcpower4167]

Plot twist: Garfield is just pretending he can't talk to make Jon look insane.

[@awesomecoolspongebobfan123]

How come jon can understand?

[@EpikBirb]

He did a similar thing in The Garfield Alley Revue or whatever the episode was called

[@FewVidsJustComments]

Perry the Platypus did that kinda fake-stupidity thing with Doofenshmirtz if I recall correctly

[@ur_pilot_4_2day82]

I like how Garfield is silently sitting there pondering the depths of the infinite universe

[@eldermillennial8330]

Or his SECRET Name, that all cats have, but only he knows.

[@Nyarth128255]

@@eldermillennial8330 Secret name: Gafareld

[@ohnonotthisagain7214]

@@eldermillennial8330 is that a fucken cats reference

[@noiber]

Should have added what Garfield says in KZbin subtitles

[@siyotsistu]

missed opportunity my friend...

[@gabrielhuck3441]

agreed

[@kidyomu89]

"Please help me, life is constant pain, put me to sleep if you can't do anything else, I'm begging you."

[@cnidar1a]

_I shall do that_

[@kidyomu89]

_wait this is how you make le curvy text?_

[@RealHeredth]

i ate those food

[@FriendlyHougen]

***** BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

[@bishubi]

+Ma Cherie FriendlyHougen GARFUCK

[@ronweasley430]

I gotta have a good meal

[@simonkawasaki4229]

You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw glarfileld

[@mrk_builder551]

+Heredth what do you mean

[@WC3fanatic997]

"You get advice on your love life from your overweight tabby cat?" Listen lady I didn't come here to feel personally attacked rn

[@justinianian]

This would have been So funny if it ended with garfield going 'I hate mondays' and then she screams in a panic.

[@Horzinicla]

That would ruin the whole joke

[@sourstraww]

How

[@justinianian]

@@Horzinicla It's called 'realistic garfield'. I think a minor freakout would absolutely be realistic if that happened.

[@Horzinicla]

@@justinianian a cat saying "I hate Mondays" isn't realistic. But I see what you mean in a way

[@greenguy5294]

garfield doesn't speak he only uses thought bubbles

[@rinkujo218]

How many drugs has Jon been on?

[@CANNIBEELISM]

RinneGamer64 over 9000

[@thepotatoofheaven]

All of them

[@kristyblueflamingo7105]

HE IS FRICKIN HIGH!!!

[@discount724]

I dunno perhaps 5 or 6 layers

[@SloveneAnon]

Depression and Loneliness

[@DRangerRed]

Garfield: *dies* Jon: MUST BE A MONDAY

[@s1l3nce_st4tic8]

dEADASS

[@spencerworld3167]

But it's Saturday

[@DRangerRed]

@@spencerworld3167 it always feels like a Monday for me

[@wisconsin50]

MemeMan life in a nutshell

[@ramirez4456]

Oh yeah I hate Monday's

[@drumsmoker731]

Well, actually, Garfield did never "talk" to Jon in the original comics. He always just "thought".

[@JediMaster362]

I can imagine the search for Garfield's voice actor went quite nicely.

[@FantasticExplorers]

...better than it did for the movies!

[@thatoneguy5918]

I loved Garfield’s voice actor in this bit

[@Lordy-Lord]

Me too.

[@maximustrotzig3208]

Even better than Lorenzo Music.

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

He really went above and beyond in this

[@Mimikwott]

I think it was danny davito

[@infodeprived3119]

Mickey Mouse >:(

[@siva6710]

*NOM NOM NOM NOMM NO M NOM NOMMMM* **wiggles arms**

[@DanJFilms]

mama thiccy ?

[@Deutalios818]

ARM WIGGLING *INTENSIFIES*

[@DumbboyDan297]

NOOOOOOO! I was just about to make this joke. ):

[@bindedisaac7922]

UwU

[@nateils4111]

Gar

[@guythatcommentsoneverythin1337]

Alternative title : Jon Slowly Turning insane

[@JohnSmith-td7hd]

The other horrifying version of reality is where Garfield is a sentient being who does nothing but binge eat and sleep all day.

[@DamontheDemon7]

Well it's easy for him to get away with it when his "owner" is such a pathetic gutless doormat of a loser. Garfield walks all over him with no repercussions because Jon's pathetic. It's like Jon's the pet and Garfield is the master!

[@davifernandopereiraborges5168]

Cats are sentient being,i think you mean sapieant

[@JohnSmith-td7hd]

@@davifernandopereiraborges5168 Huh. I just looked up the word and apparently almost every animal is sentient. I'm not sure what word to use.

[@Travis460]

no animation needed for Garfield

[@BlackPopeye44]

And i thing real cats can go that long without blinking lol

[@SanguiniCore]

BLINKETY BLINK BLINKETY BLINK BLINK

[@FlaminKomainu]

Rolando Cameron he’s lagging. Like there’s an internet connection problem with him.

[@Frostwing]

Garfield said the funniest stuff I ever heard in my life

[@vladtepes2667]

Guns don't work Jon

[@stickytoes9230]

I know right? Excleast *Someone* agrees with me

[@doudidoda4737]

@@vladtepes2667 bullets****

[@vladtepes2667]

@@doudidoda4737 Alright

[@santiagonkm900]

I can smell you Jon

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

Six years later and it continues to age like fine wine. Still one of the best little cartoon shorts on the internet and still makes me chuckle all these years later

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

“3 kinds of cheese” lol he said that with so much pride

[@clarkcountyfirevideos7191]

"Cats do not eat cheese, Mr. Arbuckle! They are carnivores!"

[@iceflurry7907]

Garfield literally didn't move once the entire time lol

[@The_Bad_Guy.]

He blinked a few times. Does that count??

[@iceflurry7907]

​@@The_Bad_Guy. Oof i didn't even notice that :0 I guess it does haha

[@The_Bad_Guy.]

@@iceflurry7907 that's about as much movement you can expect out of obese Garfield haha

[@texasguyman]

@@The_Bad_Guy. He can walk on his hind legs. BOI.

[@The_Bad_Guy.]

@@texasguyman no shit. BOI

[@GregTom2]

Garfield doesn't talk! Garfield thinks.

[@Starry-eyed_Samantha]

GregTom2 hears his thoughts. :3

[@maxtimes3]

He actually can talk, this was proven by a comic strip

[@ori.g4mi]

He can talk sometimes and Jon can clearly hear and respond to it. In other comic strips, what he says is translated into "Meow" which Jon either understands or not. Most of the time the two don't really "talk" to each other and it's Jon talking to Garfield with him thinking his part or Garfield talking to Jon with him not getting it.

[@jjmwwe]

The way Jon imitates Garfield's eating. I can watch that for days! LOL

[@GL1TCHNGOOBER]

"He's a CAT, not a family of 5 at Booka De Bepo!" 1:43

[@RyuuzakiL5]

It's funny but garfield and other animals doesn't "talk", they just think and they somehow know what each other is thinking, but humans can only guess. The only animals that ACTUALLY speak are the Orson's Farm animals.

[@WickedFamix]

RyuuzakiL5 Garfield doesnt talk. Nobody understands him

[@bestplayerofalltime105]

RyuuzakiL5 I thought it was parrots

[@helloworld1682]

Omg the farm!!! From the show!!!

[@YoutubeEnUnLugar]

@@helloworld1682 yes

[@mrgameboy5727]

*_wHeRe DiD aLl ThE hAmBuRgEr HeLpEr G0¿_*

[@PimpMan6]

**Brup**

[@Prophet011]

I ATE THOSE FOOD

[@lelbitanimations5274]

Lel

[@TrickyPchester0948]

@@PimpMan6 your such a bad Kitty

[@prcld]

Į ÅTĒ THÖŠÉ FÖÖD

[@boxcarjoefromhalflife2]

Plot Twist Garfield died a long time ago but John still acts like he exists why does everyone pay attention to this comment, time to go watch the x files. Now! GIT!

[@fakenamegraham8713]

Why is he still blinking

[@oz_jones]

I mean Jon killed his roommate

[@bruh.3177]

@Julo Micha *thats her name*

[@yoooneat7766]

He didn’t take his meds

[@Supercupshit]

That's dark

[@CenterThePendulum]

Garfield’s actually just a stuffed animal that either comes to life when adults aren’t around, or only in Jon’s mind. Could never tell which, maybe tactfully left ambiguous.

[@fnln3011]

Plot twist: the cat is a shared delusion and they're both crazy.

[@marioistiredifthisconversa869]

But then *why we seen it too* ?

[@fnln3011]

we're not, youtube is your delusion

[@saveourplanet0139]

FN LN So you’re saying that everyone who watches youtube is crazy? lol

[@doverboy1]

@@saveourplanet0139 So you finnaly did it. You broke the loop Now things are gonna be even better.

[@just_vibe9604]

Garfield minus Garfield

[@dindundanthephantomretard5535]

Jon: Garfielf where is my will to live? Garfielf: *I aTE ThoSe FoOd*

[@quentincasort9640]

where is the gun GarfielfI ATE THOsE FoOd

[@chromosoze]

where is garfield I ATE THOSE FOOD

[@supermariosonicadventures3927]

where is those food i ate those food

[@notakmsol8865]

Jon:Where is my penis Garfielf: *B U R P*

[@melissatheneko930]

Where is my childhood? *I ate those food*

[@thescarvedinsect]

*This is why Garfield's dialogue is always shown in thought bubbles.*

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

2:52 this is actually Jon’s backstory

[@McJuggerNuggets]

I eat like Garfield.

[@miked6930]

He also eats cat food you do know that right

[@hannahsatterfield9494]

i eat like Garfield except the cat food part

[@KierLightraven]

i eat catfood too

[@hannahsatterfield9494]

ya so normal it tastes soo good :)

[@Ironsnake345ify]

I used to eat dog treats.

[@MarsGundam]

This felt like a Family Guy cut a way gag. Just as long too.

[@andremorales5037]

MarsGundam but not as funny

[@Jamzmahname]

André Morales 10x more funny.

[@Benjamillion]

So in another word, unnecessary.

[@thatrandomloser3808]

But funnier

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

Joaco H Peña ig just because family guy cutaway gags are extremely unfunny

[@Heroheenie]

"Cats do not eat cheese, Arbuckle! They're carnivores! "What?!" *Lmao*

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

My cat *pesters* me for cheese. The other day he headbutted me because I made myself a sandwich and didn't give him any cheese.

[@good_noodlewastaken]

Jon, it’s been 10 years since the accident. You need to stop talking to yourself.

[@LUMINIZEDOG]

gotta have me a good lasaga

[@SunnieHedgehog]

lah suh GAH

[@user-kb3ji1ss1r]

G A R F U N K L E

[@yameri1961]

I A T E T H O S E F O O D

[@LK-fq8qq]

GARFUKEOLL

[@sweetsnacc1596]

Look at your comment likes

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Good thing she called security. He was about to talk about how sometimes Garfield sounds like Lorenzo Music and sometimes he sounds like Bill Murray.

[@Rbills02]

Shanethefilmmaker Funny thing, Lorenzo Music also did the voice of Venkman in the Ghostbusters cartoon.

[@KEVMAN7987]

That's what I call the Murray-Music Paradox.

[@ItsRokaze]

Oh no... OH NO

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Why would he know what lorenzo music sounds like? Lorenzo music only got famous in the first place for being the voice of garfield. Well, that and Peter from the real ghostbusters, which was of course bill murray's character in the movie, and he got the part because he sounded so much like bill murray.

[@Trainboy452]

And other times he sounds like Frank Welker impersonating Lorenzo.

[@soontoonss]

3:11 why he laugh like that?

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Cause he krazy man

[@richie9440]

Because he's insane

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@richie9440 Oh Richie that was a good one

[@aaronvalleytrees]

he was drunk

[@BlurroBlue]

n sane n sane n sane *N SANE*

[@timespark]

When Garfield said "...” I felt that. 😔✊️

[@s1l3nce_st4tic8]

Garfield I felt that 😔✊

[@BinkuDaMan]

I felt that

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

😔✊

[@theunkillablecat8458]

@@reuben8531 Garfield why are you roleplaying

[@boxycat2922]

Ok

[@CatalystEXE]

I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

[@TheSCGamers]

GARRRRFIEEEELD

[@EvilLordCanas]

CatalystEXE Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[@SgtxAnus]

I miss u based prophet :(

[@hyperlink463]

***** I hate alram clocks

[@sheev2372]

Whar are the taco shellls?

[@saveourplanet0139]

Jon needs professional help. 😂

[@CobaltCruiser]

Jon's face at 1:02 kills me every time

[@truttlebear7999]

Isn't it always hinted that John really can't understand Garfield?

[@HyperGolem]

Truttle Bear There are comics where he seems to understand what Garfield says/thinks, so the subject is very debatable.

[@Nyarth128255]

HyperGolem "Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a coffee cup." *I beg to differ. Look, there's some right there in the corner.* "By golly, you're right."

[@TheSkypetube]

Nyarth128255 In the new comics he drinks coffee with Garfield. CATS DO NOT DRINK COFFEE

[@HyperGolem]

TheSkypetube Garfield has drank coffee since the comic was invented...

[@portalmanHUN]

He's like Stewie from Family Guy. Sometimes they hear him sometimes they don't.

[@Justin-wu8gw]

*I Want Some* *LASAGA*

[@superpowergamers.p.g.8558]

Me Too

[@xalluniverse9028]

T series ain't nothing but...

[@inconsistent_dg]

@@xalluniverse9028 a bitch lasaga

[@imainyoshi]

Time to stop inhale LAGNER

[@stickytoes9230]

*Me TOO*

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

Plot twist: THATS not Garfield, Garfield didn’t wanna go to the vet so bad that he made a sculpture and replaced him

[@L4ZZEY]

"You going to kill your cat" Garfield isn't a normal cat... He is an immortal god of chaos just playing around like a cat!

[@soberchimera61]

Why does Garfield hate mondays? He doesn't have to go to work. Monday is the same as Saturday to him.

[@briansivley2001]

It's because bad things happen usually on Monday.

[@unclesean4728]

+briansivley2001 my parents were murdered on a Monday

[@veteranscout1021]

+briansivley2001 My dad died on monday

[@Oliviagarry69420]

+kyle wedge +Sean The KZbin Hermit please tell me your joking

[@unclesean4728]

Olivia Garry Maybe

[@riddle_xo]

I love how he’s emotionless the whole time

[@GameShack2006]

I love how Jon becomes chaotic slowly and Garfield is like "What the hell is going on here? I should be at bed and eat my full-tray of lasagna"

[@JediMaster362]

Yep. Garfield‘s voice actor did his or her job perfectly.

[@ItsMeThePerhaps]

2:25 John: what a rascal, look at him Garfield: Jonathan please kill me

[@nvi808]

STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

[@PimpMan6]

bobzthebozz 2004 i gotta have a good meal

[@PimpMan6]

AnthonyTheLogoFan ROBLOX I eat Jon, it’s what’s I do.

[@Pikminer-5087]

Mordecai you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

[@fleamarketsnack3280]

Ian Hawks GAARERAREFIEL

[@AT-yn9dm]

time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

[@Fictionalcharacter-zo9xd]

Can I get the script for this, I didn’t hear Garfield that good.

[@JustBasicJoseph]

Wait if Jon’s crazy and a cartoonist, has he been making the Garfield Comics all this time 🤔

[@Tank5546]

But Garfield doesn't talk to Jon. He doesn't even speak English. He thinks.

[@Nyarth128255]

Tim Kelly The comics "thought bubbles" for Garfield and all the other animals are just indicating that they are animals, not humans. Not thinking. Sometimes they talk to each other, and the thought bubbles persist. Also there are such comics like "Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a cup of coffee." - I beg to differ. - - Look, there's some right there in the corner. - "By golly, you're right."

[@ralphenstein9105]

Nyarth128255 The thought bubbles are still thought bubbles, though. When the animals are talking to each other via thought bubbles, it's implied that they are reading each other's minds, rather than speaking out loud. The thought bubble has meaning, and that meaning isn't, "This is coming from the mouth of an animal", it means, "This text is the inner thoughts of this character." When Jon replies to something Garfield thought, that's the joke - that Jon replied to a thought inside Garfield's head as if he heard him say it. Tim Kelly is right - Garfield doesn't speak to Jon.

[@Nyarth128255]

Ralphenstein So every animal is psychic in the whole comic series? -_- come on man. Seriously, that sounds way too far-fetched even for Garfield. That's just not the way to explain it

[@ralphenstein9105]

Nyarth128255 I can assure you that there is a language to comics that Jim Davis understands perfectly well. You can't mess around with that language and expect your readers to work out what you've done. If you start playing fast and loose with the meaning of fundamental elements of a comic strip without explaining what you've done, all you're going to do is confuse the readers. I don't believe anyone would bother doing this, but even if I did, I don't think even Jim Davis himself would think that the Garfield strip is the appropriate venue for such avant garde experimentation. Trust me, speech bubbles are always speech bubbles and thought bubbles are always thought bubbles, with very few rare exceptions. If a character responds to a thought bubble, the implication is that they somehow heard the thought without actually hearing it. It's usually a joke about being psychic. I'm sure the reason the animals in Garfield can communicate via thoughts is because we all know that animals don't speak out loud, so Davis used this as a way more convincing method of having his readers believe that maybe animals are talking to each other in real life.

[@jeremiahhuntley4017]

When a thought bubble V's to the character it is talking, when it bubbles from the character to tge bubble it is thinking.

[@superluigi6300]

it was not him it was the damned pooch

[@SOY.O.G]

mst Garfield! Why are such a bad kitty kat?

[@villagemarauder]

It was *🅱️ O D I E*

[@gokuhawks14]

This was the best episode of Garfield I have even seen.

[@villain5873]

The look on Garfield's face had me laughing from the start.😅

[@shingodzilla5937]

*"It's time to kick Oddie off the table."*

[@ilikecrawfish21]

don’t do it garfield, that’s our pet dog odie

[@letmedeletemyaccountohmygo3089]

you’re goin’ into orbit, you stupid mutt!

[@itsasampleapple6991]

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[@Rocco1506]

Time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

[@somerandomuser3465]

Garfield you lazy cat

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

To qoute my father: “I think that Jon has some serious problems”.

[@josipcingel3909]

@Kaden Asch what the fuck

[@hienosaatoa]

@Kaden Asch i beg your pardon

[@bellad0nna145]

@Kaden Asch bruh there is a 5 year old in our comment section

[@bellad0nna145]

@שחר א. Well my dad's phone has that, and when I was young I used to do the autofill, which is why I said that they are 5 years old.

[@livclark8154]

@Kaden Asch Excuse me, but I don't speak ancient Similish.

[@Phono-fun]

Why do I feel this is how the real John acts?

[@bohdansiser92]

I was laughing just cuz of Garfields blank face throughout the entire video

[@spicymemes809]

Its impressive, Garfield can doing dont blink for long time

[@UmatsuObossa]

Cat's rarely blink.

[@glumbortango7182]

The English on this comment is mesmerizing

[@rey4874]

@@glumbortango7182 like your profile picture

[@pickletickler1026]

@Hunter A.J r/ihavereddit

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

@@UmatsuObossa thats a lie. Mine does all the time

[@loyaltexas4015]

I showed this to my teacher who loves Garfield she laughed No more likes we need it this way

[@denial6929]

69 likes thats the bruh number

[@loyaltexas4015]

@fluffy boi official yes indeed

[@SwiftAsTheWind]

At first I read "she laughed no more."

[@seba24503]

Brain: not processing anymore

[@Neillan]

Garfield's voice actor was really pulling double duty on his lines, pretty stellar performance from him. So stoic and dignified!!

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

3:10 Jon laughing like a lunatic for some seconds

[@MariellaSuenos1]

Looks like he took dead Garfield to a Taxidermist and is dragging him around.

[@matthewlaurence3121]

Garfield does blink twice or thrice at the beginning of the skit if you observe.

[@MariellaSuenos1]

So do half of my co workers and Garfield is still more animated than they are, lol. It is also hilarious to know that no one else hears Garfield but his guy. P.S.-My co workers are Nurses, lol! #Irony :)

[@woot000]

woot000

[@monsieurbofa8047]

Do not kick him off the table Garfield odie is out pet dog

[@user-uu2er8wd7c]

Oochimachacha YOU ARE GOING INTO ORBIT, YOU STUPID MUTT

[@Unluckydisires]

Vice Presdient Garfield you lazy cat

[@Unluckydisires]

Vice Presdient I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

[@Unluckydisires]

***** enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going

[@DG-wf2tc]

“Cheryl call security” lmao

[@TheNeonTheater]

"Sheryl call security" LMAO!!

[@leeharris1982]

I have crippling depression.

[@victorvoncooch2513]

relatable

[@keiratheturtle4676]

Good to know

[@ladymira5103]

That's not funny. Depression is a mental disorder, not a joke or a "mood".

[@samaxion93]

I have osteoporosis

[@icantzucc4573]

Isla_da_smila i have osteorororororerepopeliaslislas.

[@Komnen0s]

Garfielf > Garfield

[@Allison-je9pt]

Komnenos i hate alram clocks

[@nocommentisacomment1169]

spooper I’m am hungry am want some lasaga

[@xander_vh]

Garfild>garfield

[@Dmdm_dm]

Σπάσε Όντι

[@3DJapan]

I was never sure whether nor not Jon could hear Garfield talking.

[@OceanFragments]

I was waiting for the surprise twist at the end when Garfield tells him he's nuts.

[@nikoincroatia]

This doesn't make any sense. Garfield steals the lasagna, Jon doesn't give it to him. And Jon can't hear Garfield in the comics.

[@Naomi-sy9lp]

It's different in the show, sometimes Jon deliberatly makes lasagna for Garfield to eat as a reward.

[@nikoincroatia]

Kaila Gilliam Did they talk in the show too?

[@fdrdevotee]

Morden101 Sometimes he can and sometimes he can't. It's never really consistent.

[@lapotato9140]

***** jon is always talking while he's near garfeild, but he doesn't actually regester any of the things garfeild "says", as if you take away garfeild in any one of the comments, it just looks like jon is a normal guy with a tad bit of insanity

[@lapotato9140]

***** in the original comics though, he just acts crazy if you remove garfeild

[@machomanic8974]

Pete, if they make another Garfield movie, you should play Jon for sure.

[@semi-sweet]

Yeah, seriously. They had Jon be played by some handsome c-list actor? NOPE! THAT AINT JON!

[@Jrodimus]

You're right that Pete would make a good Jon. But let's all just hope they don't make another Garfield movie.

[@machomanic8974]

Yes, no more please lol

[@semi-sweet]

Hey, it wasn't that bad...

[@lmsosa7620]

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[@roberttennyson847]

I expected Garfield to turn into a lovecraftian entity.

[@edub9930]

This made me realize, all this time Jon had a telepathic cat. Either that or we witnessed a man slowly losing his mind 😄

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

In real life he would be a normal cat

[@texasguyman]

Huh.. good point.

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

@@texasguyman yeah wow my comment got 54 likes

[@antisimptrooper4635]

Or would he?

[@mksabourinable]

That's the point of this skit. Like a cat would eat lasagna conceivably if you gave it to him; my cat goes apeshit for anything with tomatoes, beef, cheese, etc. for example. Like he always bugs the shit out of me when I'm eating it, I don't.... Feed him lasagna lol, so yea. So this skit is probably saying that it's a normal cat being fed an extremely unhealthy diet, and that Jon's loneliness has caused him to develop psychosis wherein he hallucinates his cat talking to him and acting like a person - like in the comic. Like fuck my cat is my best friend and due to my chronic health problems I am stuck home alone 97% of my life, but.... I know he's still just a cat. Like I'm really good at interpreting cat behaviour, so I can tell what he wants or needs or is trying to convey really well, but...... I'm not exactly having _conversations_ with the little guy or anything. I sometimes sorta do, like when he's really bugging me for something I can't give him (because Bear you're a goddamn carnivore stop trying to steal my tomatoes), or like. If I need to say something to someone and I need to practice saying it... I sometimes practice saying it to my cat, he's a good listener lol 😂 But yea I know he doesn't understand the vast majority of what I say to him, and that again; he's just a cat. Also he gets fed cat food and is a healthy weight according to the vet.

[@mystari4445]

Is Garfield just background?

[@amatsukiko]

He blinks

[@omniscientomnipresent5500]

@@amatsukiko omg

[@texasguyman]

If he blinks, then no.

[@mystari4445]

Recent cientific discovery: Garfield blinks!

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Aaah! Duolingo!!

[@newyorkgiantsfan5440]

“Are you recommending I put him to sleep?”😅😅😅

[@carpballet]

“Cat got your tongue, Garfield?”

[@Northknight22]

John's laugh at the end😂