How the Secret Russian Tsunami Bomb Works

[@paulrdgers3914]

"Sir the enemy has launched a tsunami, what is your plan of action?" "Spray the entire area with Never Wet"

[@dansaunders6957]

No Mr. president that won't really work I'm afraid....

[@showerhead2710]

We could use flex tape

[@masterpuni7371]

No Sir call the surfers.

[@六工業のカービィ]

Just trash them up with disatmos Even if it will be the death end

[@theEwanGH]

@@showerhead2710 lol

[@adamgraves6600]

Next real life lore video What would happen if you nuked a 500 meter wave

[@RonBest]

Actually the best defence may be just that, but have these Counter-Poseidons at every coast city, and when a Poseidon goes off the anti poseidon goes off too, causing a 500m wave that goes towards the poseidon wave, then they cancel each others out on impact. No? This would fail hard wouldnt it? Fuck! :C

[@bossgrub2716]

@@RonBest I think it would create a wave going both ways. So no it probably wouldn't work

[@RealCadde]

And so Russia and the US plays the biggest game of pong ever.

[@johnbattles3773]

Yes

[@Arkaelis]

And the wave just keeps getting bigger and faster with every bounce

[@AwfulWeather5684]

I guess you could always just surf the wave brah. Hang 10, or 17 depending on how many extra toes you grow from the radiation

[@hazardthegreat9085]

😂😂💀

[@sgtcorgi105]

gnarly dude

[@jezrielbaquir3237]

fucking brutal lmao

[@NOTZeroBlank]

Lol

[@wbsesq1]

Or dive under it

[@brendanswift6755]

Easy way to prevent Poseiden. Take every warmongering leader you can get your hands on, gaffer tape them to the OUTSIDE of a dragon module, atop a nice shiny spacex rocket, and hit launch :)

[@Randive]

hahaha

[@jeiku5314]

How to defend yourself from a 500 meter high tsunami: Rapidly build a 501 meter high Dutch sea wall.

[@okaycool8977]

Daniel Jakes 👍🏾

[@tudorjason]

Yup, that's what I was thinking. But wow, that would be expensive and take a lot of resources to accomplish.

[@break1146]

We have an inflatable flood defense system just around the corner here. Just make it really tall and long lol. (Ramspol barrier if you want to look it up)

[@centauria9122]

Well, the wall structure would have to be incredibly strong, thick, and durable to stand up against a tsunami that has a ton of force power powerful enough to destroy any buildings in it's way. Oh and not to mention, the splash impact on a wall tall enough to withstand this theoretical wall would allow some of the water to pass through, so uh yea.

[@MrMarsh263]

I mean they used a nuke, you can't defend against it once its been triggered. Its Mutually Assured Destruction at that point.

[@pegeonpera]

(while watching the video) Relax, it must be a concept and not a real thing _Russian Navy has already ordered 30_ *THEY DID WHAT??*

[@notjukebox7]

Not the Navy!

[@netherwalker1762]

Damn, this is what One Piece was warning us about!

[@y33t23]

*_YOU WHAT?!_*

[@vicebabie1296]

that was funny as fuck HAHAHAHA

[@djstringsmusic2994]

@John Doe To be fair that show is 90% incorrect. Pretty much every single thing said about radiation, the dangers of the melt down, and it's potential effect are insanely wrong. Thunderfoot did a really great series on it and is actually experimenting to figure out what actually caused the explosion. Very interesting.

[@onnoe4374]

Defense for Poseidon: empty the water out of all the oceans

[@abdouaboud7490]

Good what about the bomb itself

[@HF7-AD]

@@abdouaboud7490 it's a torpedo, it needs water to move

[@sabko8091]

@@HF7-AD what if they decide to drop it from a plane

[@HF7-AD]

@@sabko8091 then you shot it down, air defence tech is much more advanced than current seaborne technology

[@sabko8091]

@@HF7-AD that is a good point but even if they shot it down, this is a 200 megaton bomb so it would probably blow up and still obliterate everything on the ground

[@prospeedrunner1]

Lesson learned : Don't challenge Russia.

[@nf8721]

Poseidon bomb: "I am the most powerful weapon ever created" A random fishing net: "I'm bout to end this man's whole carrer"

[@jaxson9310]

NF YES

[@GeneratedPerson]

LUQMAN HAZIQ BIN SAIFUL AZWAL - I’d like to pawn it

[@moohooman]

Sounds stupid, but honestly, this is a very fucking valid defence. It would have to be a fine net and quite far out, but that could work quite well in a war scenario

[@jthejedigaming8303]

bruh they probably give you $20 for it

[@sirBrouwer]

@@moohooman or the drone will drag the fishing boat under water. This is already a risk with a regular submarine.

[@bruceburnett5372]

We all line the beaches with our feet in the water and kick really hard.

[@kevinTG554]

underrated

[@redbarrelentertainment]

Get all the Orca's from Seaworld and have a show on the shore and that will kick it back to Russia

[@odst2450]

Enough people could produce 201 megatons of power and deflect the tsunami.

[@bruceburnett5372]

@@odst2450 Too funny!

[@iarejoey720]

What if we blow bubbles too

[@improvise9840]

“...like a Reaper from Mass Effect.” This is why I love this channel

[@RavenholmZombie]

Same! It's hard to find other Mass Effect fans these days, since the ME3 endings debacle and Andromeda scared most of them away.

[@k.sullivan6303]

Back in the old days or perhaps even now in some remote areas in the world, fishermen sometimes used explosives to harvest fish from lakes rivers and oceans. This is now banned in most countries. I wonder what this bomb you mention would do to marine life. Human beings might never find out the results if such a bomb was activated

[@DV-zv4ox]

Near any coastline in North America and you have tens of millions of people dead and tens of millions more sick from the fallout.

[@azarelthecreator7098]

@@DV-zv4ox This is the inevitable fate fo the 22 million inhabitants of florida. They dont have much time just based on the changes happening in nature. That place will be cleansed of all that wickedness and destruction of land that is going on there soon enough.

[@karantikoo9302]

he is talking about millions of people being killed and you are like ''wHaT aBoUt tHe FiShEs''

[@k.sullivan6303]

@@karantikoo9302 You totally missed the point.

[@Dulltableaux]

If this world degenerates to the point that this bomb is actually detonated , you're question is moot.

[@HF7-AD]

Aliens: what if we hide our mothership under the ocean? Russia: No.

[@reinerbraun4504]

Russian guy : found you blyat

[@seanfeely7990]

Russia: what about *no*

[@Nnneemo]

Find another place xeno-blyat.

[@maoama]

RAH RAH RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE... ****Edit to your comment. Niet*.

[@giovannisotgia3669]

666 likes lol!

[@miuchte384]

Solutions: 1. Move to Uzbekistan 2. Form Super-Chile Empire so nobody has a coastline but chile 3. Build wall of Toyota Corollas

[@yustinj.3910]

*Yes.*

[@hannesp3493]

Or a wall of Nokia 3310’s

[@endo5226]

Guys we did it humanity is safr again😂

[@Empty-ov3on]

Ok, now this is epic.

[@hughjassel3579]

It’s. Socialist country so no

[@aidenriegle8269]

“A half kilometer tall radioactive apocalypse scale tsunami” great

[@Draevan13]

"What would you do if you saw a half kilometer tall radioactive apocalypse scale tsunami heading towards you?" **shrugs** Guess I'll die

[@ggb2193]

dont worry it only happens in newyork in movies thank goodness lol😂

[@natzbat2986]

Thanks for the spoil

[@lonesome3958]

The tsunami wouldnt be radioactive since waves dont carry molecules

[@xtensionxward3659]

@@ggb2193 well Hiroshima Nagasaki sure didn't happen in a movie

[@aiwasowski]

Prophet AIois Irlmaier (1894-1959): "...I see a large bomb falling in the water well then something very strange happens. The water lifts itself as high as a tower and falls down hard again, then everything is flooded. There is an earthquake and half the large island will sink. The southern part of England slips into the water."

[@TheNightTyrant]

I Just ordered a cardboard box from Chernobyl, it was the cheapest microwave I could find...

[@mazowskii3342]

3.6 roentgen not great not terrible

[@mirilizz4389]

Well have fun experiencing radioactive diseases🤗😉👌

[@user-td8if4fb1v]

Electromagnetic radiation (non-ionizing radiation) from a microwave is not the same as nuclear radiation (ionizing radiation) from a nuclear disaster.

[@RedRaiderLobo20]

Ashley, just appreciate the joke...

[@TheNightTyrant]

@@user-td8if4fb1v and ?

[@soulenoid6701]

But is it stronger than the Tsar Bomba? *200 megaton payload* Sweet Jesus

[@mazewindstudios255]

Lol

[@Mike23443]

Those aren't mountains... *They're waves*

[@dylan2682]

Interstellar reference? That movie was lit.

[@Mike23443]

Not as lit as the Tsar Bomba.

[@zachbrown8743]

C M O N T A R S

[@agentstarkk]

Hell yeah nice reference 👍

[@MinefighterLP]

@@Mike23443 Not as lit as my mixtape

[@shawnkindred]

During the pandemic, I tried to stop smoking (I since have) and on the second night had a terrifyingly vivid dream. I was on a boat in the middle of the ocean with many people but the boat was a school bus (weird I know). Panic set in as I looked out the window and saw two fighter type jets far far off over water, flying around together and the suddenly dropping something out of the bottom. I watch as the objects fell into the water and then felt a ‘boom’. As the people around me erupted into screams and chaos, I watched a wave in unimaginable size start to form and roll towards us. In my dream I had the thought ‘we will not survive that’ and because terrified along with the others. I turned my head and looked out of the opposite side of the boatbus and saw complete destruction (floating material from buildings and houses etc) as far as my eye could see, everything was broken and floating and more fighter jets flying around. I woke up instantly and laid by myself in a state of confusion (in disbelief I had a dream so vivid, and that it was some kind of ‘weaponized wave’). I had never thought/read/seen anything like that before. I gathered my thoughts and KZbind ‘weaponizing waves’ and this came up. It visually explained exactly what I saw in my dream and even took it a step further with the radioactive water as result from the bomb.. I didn’t then, and still don’t know what to make of it. I don’t dream, I’ve had a handful in the past 3 years, that being one of them. It’s 2 am right now and I stumbled across this video because I saved it. I’m married now with two daughters, my life is much different, but there was something about that dream and experience, I just wanted to type this out and share it.

[@eddieforrest973]

you just read to much into the dream its just your brain doing its thing rest easy the dumb tsunami bomb would never be used to use it means the end of the world super weapons are dumb they scare noone because to use them means the end of russia

[@JOONWOOKIYOTAKA]

That is insane

[@snakepat332]

Good testimony. I'd say...bow on your knees, pray, and read/meditate the Holy Bible.

[@mosesbikanye3283]

My God that’s scary

[@SFbayArea94121]

Dreams can be pretty wild. Lately if I go back into alco withdrawals I have crazy vivid dreams of jumping off the tallest buildings in San Francisco, the ones I went up into illegally to the top when under construction just to photograph the views. Now I have random dreams even when I don’t drink of random people in my life, high school and after that I didn’t have much to do with at all when when I used to see them at school, etc…

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

*we need to build a sea wall* *and we will make Neptune pay for it*

[@roridev]

*Nep Nep*

[@rejuszaleckas3082]

No we need a under water wall And possedian will pay for it

[@ihasfingers3945]

How to survive a 500 meter tsunami. Everybody get into giant hamster balls and enjoy the ride.

[@mich0355]

Or helicopter

[@elytro1949]

Omg i understood it with „get into giant hamster balls“ so fucking wrong Hahahaha

[@andypie402]

You can actually buy that huge hamster ball for exactly this reason 👍 bit costly but it will be the best rollacoaster you have ever been on 😂

[@s0me1i62]

But make shore it is a ball protected to radiation otherwise the other Rollercoaster after that isn't gonna be so fun...

[@ilo3456]

Unless it is made of lead radiation is going to slowly kill you

[@Dark_Tale_2077]

Me, sees a massive wave of unimaginable size: "Huh, I wonder if they will name our city Atlantis II."

[@midgetman4206]

What if that is how it originally happened

[@tntnukestntnuker1243]

MidgetMan 420 by aliens

[@someguy5907]

That is how it happend

[@bernardorodriguez4285]

Also, remember that the tsunami would be aimed at the coast. That means the rest of its energy would spread in every other direction. So, the yield would be wasted overall. You can't aim the blast yield in a range of anything else than 369 degrees in 3 dimensions.

[@fk4410]

Who cares if the blast if big enough

[@Spartan3457]

"Why don't we take the coast...and move it somewhere else?"

[@The_Mad_Regent]

Push It

[@MrOil-qy3vv]

Sounds like a Dutch plan to me. I like it

[@kentellrobinson7094]

@@MrOil-qy3vv sounds like a spongebob reference to me

[@nevreiha]

If you live in space the tsunami can't get you

[@craigbell8373]

*B I G B R A I N T I M E*

[@devtrivedi4766]

Christopher Nolan *Makes interstellar Tsunami scene* Russia : That's a cool way to kill

[@ktn1204]

Interstellar year of release: 2014 This nuclear bomb: 2015 Coincidence?

[@sillysrah]

Ketan Patel I think not.

[@AuroEsium]

US: bombs the Radioactive Tsunami Russia: surrenders

[@hughmungus913]

Simply install a sign at beach that says “no 500m waves allowed”. That’ll sort it out !

[@jensjensen9035]

Like a gun free zone but for tsunamis?

[@da5904]

Underrated

[@MM-zw8sm]

😂😂👍🏻

[@noobtextwritergamer]

What if it becomes 499.9^-.

[@levis.andere]

😂😂😂

[@dontknowbrian]

Such happy thoughts at bedtime! So much to look forward to nowadays.

[@zhuolixie5922]

Humanity:*invent nukes* Tsunamis: it’s free energy

[@Jack-di1ho]

zhuoli xie Soviet Union: its free real estate

[@douglasthompson1724]

@@Jack-di1ho Beat me to it, damn.

[@victoriaholden6296]

Finally, something relaxing I can watch before bed

[@eatemadfanaee5954]

:))

[@owagoogaro3646]

Thank God we only have one like you

[@andrewb3978]

And now its activated...

[@nevessl998]

😅

[@aleksandermiskowiec6591]

we need it

[@Real_Kelpo_Gaming111]

“How will you protect yourself from a Poseidon?” Me: Use Dashlane

[@eddiefilms904]

Kelpo Gaming lol

[@triggerhappyjay4794]

I don't get it

[@LetoDK]

@@triggerhappyjay4794 when you've been on educational KZbin channels long enough, you develope a certain instinctual reaction

[@triggerhappyjay4794]

@@LetoDK still doing get it

[@dramalexi]

Dashlane is very effective but what would you say about digging yourself under the beach sand?

[@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e]

Wow... So I'm off from work at home recovering from a minor surgical procedure, kind of medicated and have been having weird fever dreams. Right before watching this video as the result of a Google search, I had just had a weird dream about being in or near Atlantic City, NJ when all of a sudden we all see these fiery giant waves in the distance, that look like mountains, moving towards the coast from multiple directions. Eventually everything is covered and I end up riding one of those casino/hotels like a boat inland a bit, and it still has power somehow (it is a dream after all). There's a store employee telling us all the merch is all free. At some point we end up going the opposite direction, being sucked in towards more nuclear tsunamis. The whole time some shitty European techno music is being played on a loop. I don't know if it was supposed to be playing at this hotel/casino I'm on or if it's just in my head, but last thing I remember before waking up was hearing that music and the building I'm riding sideways on about to roll over as we're riding into a crashing wave. The music alone was hell btw. Thank you for letting me use the comment section as a bit of a dream journal 😉

[@Dragcnborn]

bro K holed or smn💀

[@mike7652]

That's horrifying...European techno is just awful.

[@brokentombot]

Those aren't mountains...

[@Cozitto]

God can give you dreams about the end times. Repent of your sin, receive the forgiveness found in Jesus and pray that you would be worthy to escape such things.

[@mosesbikanye3283]

My god have mercy

[@joetaylor8602]

“Here at real life lore, we love natural disasters” Ummmmm

[@lando9848]

Natural disasters like nuclear explosions

[@alexiscalleja6476]

Radioactive tsunami .........yeah!!

[@antiscribe4150]

"I see the mountains!" "Those aren't mountains..." *"They're waves..."*

[@etsy5384]

AntiScribe ahhhh intersteler

[@darrenwey5088]

Omfg i see ur a man of culture as well

[@etsy5384]

Darren Wey yes i am from Sweden

[@ibraben4146]

*Hans Zimmer symphony starts*

[@mustangxiv3322]

"They''re Radioactive waves!" *Mountains symphony by Hans Zimmer intensifies*

[@iceblossom4819]

Me: meh I'm safe, they just have 1 or 2 and prob not gonna place one near.. *they already ordered 30 of them* Me: we dead bois

[@speedy01247]

Not going to work on me, conventional nukes are needed to reach this far inland.

[@s7ven.-mae52]

They are ordered to be made so they probably only have a few

[@rain-yg6lt]

Yep, they are insanely destructive weapons with large capability to ensure full annihilation of its enemy. Never again should mankind have war! For it would cause the destruction of mankind.

[@carwyngriffiths]

IceBlossom yet is there actually any evidence that the claims are true?

[@reganmickle9821]

They just came out of mainline production 7 days ago, we're fucked.

[@gameboy7664]

4:28 “what would you do?” Die

[@mattcurtin7496]

*County Roads begins playing*

[@petermenningen338]

Bend over and Kiss where the sun doesn't shine goodby

[@lonesome3958]

Genius

[@espy7445]

Use the uno reverse card

[@ImMarius1]

XD

[@kleropunt277]

How to defend yourself from a 500-metre tsunami? *make a wall from every Toyota Corolla in the world*

[@NeoCoreSaturn]

Its should've been Nokia phones

[@Boltazzes]

You read my mind

[@joshuaautry7668]

@@NeoCoreSaturn that's the joke on this channel

[@carolynnance9617]

:o

[@objectivemillennial2117]

This joke is unfunny af

[@SuperProStefan]

Here's a solution to stop a bomb: When you see it under water, just put flex seal on it.

[@browhat2904]

NOW THATS A LOT OF.... protection?

[@kpounder4908]

That’s if you find it in the first place

[@ronniehopper2726]

SuperProStefan that’s actually not a bad idea

[@otso1682]

I just did watch that video

[@mashedinc.3037]

and if it fails then well.. *thats a lot of damage*

[@anthonyscofield2294]

Solution: You detonate another Bomb between Tsunami and Shore to create a tsnumai as big as the first one, but in the other direction. They will cancel each other out. Easy :)

[@andyhughes1776]

So, how do you know when the first one is detonated so you can detonate the second one to neutralize it? And the waves on the other side of the second bomb will ADD to the waves of the first, multiplying those waves even higher. Bad idea!

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

2:30 he went from normal talking to slow talking to *_FAST TALKING_*

he turned into Shen Bapiro

[@chalmerz99]

*passion*

[@itheman6s766]

It’s okay. The height limit is 256 meters.

[@7scrubz]

Minecraft reference lol

[@Rayze64]

@@suzettezamora1803 *meter, one block is one meter

[@SkeetontheverycoolSkeleton]

ANTHONY KRAVCHISHIN You’re going to get wooooshed.

[@itheman6s766]

ANTHONY KRAVCHISHIN r/woooooosh

[@hellyyy17]

AcOrDiNg To My CaCuLaTiOnS its 511 so we fucked

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

What if we take the city and PUSH it somewhere else??

[@dare9380]

You should have more likes for that one

[@chezloc]

We should make a moving city with pistons and slime Blocks so we can just move Away.

[@arunarya8131]

Bro, Look for India It has a floating National Park.

[@mikef1848]

Goodluck

[@MJDasherMistyFireDasher]

That might work! You're onto something!!

[@JanoschNr1]

06:20 Counter underwater Nukes that are even bigger so they crush the cobalt infested nukes wave

[@jozefhorvat3625]

😂😂😂👎👎👎

[@j4genius961]

Are you INSANE🤣????

[@0mniVerse777]

Oh and create an even bigger tsunami, nice idea💀

[@edw9870]

How to stop it: detonate a 201 megaton bomb going in the other direction

[@adamangel644]

Big brain

[@largekitchensink2942]

@Molanda Moseley of the FBI i think the dumbest person might be you because 200

[@luckyluke5638]

Not a stupid idea overall, and much less than 200 megatons would be enough actually. The wave from the enemy bomb would spread in a circular pattern, you only need the opposing wave you send to take care of the fraction that's actually going towards you. Detonating a nuke would be stupid tho. If you detonate a 500m wave 5km away from your coastline to counter a 500m wave 10km away from your coastline, you'd counter the enemy wave but considering it spreads in a circular pattern you'd also create a 500m wave going towards you. What you need is a straight line of explosives parallel to your coastline that directs a straight wave specifically away from you and towards the enemy wave, like an earthquake would do. Worse case scenario you create a tiny wave going towards you on top of the 500m wave going towards the enemy wave, but that's a much better alternative than a full size tsunami lol.

[@luckyluke5638]

@Molanda Moseley of the FBI I know they can't make that big of a wave, I've actually explained this in a comment dumbass. The principle of countering one wave with another is still a valid solution to any wave of any size, you should know that if you payed attention in your bath. I used the 500m example because it's the one used in the video and I didn't feel like explaining why 500m can't be done with 200 megatons a second time.

[@RyanHall89]

@@luckyluke5638 The problem with this theory is that waves traveling toward each other pass right through each other. They subtract or add where they meet, but continue as usual once they pass through each other. You would have to create the counter wave in the same direction as the giant oncoming wave, but it would have to an exact inverse of the oncoming wave, at the exact same wavelength, otherwise you risk making the oncoming wave even larger. But I'm not sure you can even create an inverse wave with a bomb, because all the bomb does is push more water, instead of pulling the water like you would need it to do.

[@weldin]

Me: “Well at least this was all during the Cold War.” Russia: “We’ll take thirty.” :/

[@codyyh9421]

you only can blame usa and nato. that's why russia is preparing

[@BetoNetwork]

It's a good strategie tho, u gotta admit that much 👀 nukes aren't as threatening since some can be shot down, but these cant be stopped like nukes in the 50's

[@codyyh9421]

@@BetoNetwork and these cant be detected by any radar right now until its too late and the tsunami is already coming. russia doesn't let usa boss around anymore

[@DevilDaRebel]

@@codyyh9421 Yeah. imagine the Nukes we have.... AMD, stopping World War 3 since the cold war.

[@ImStevan]

he literally said december 2015

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Greece: Poseidon creates humanity Russia: Humanity creates "Poseidon"

[@birdiementlegen226]

[Just Some Guy without a Mustache] I’ve seen you before, but not sure where.

[@manikas77]

Very very wrong Greek mythology 🇬🇷

[@y33t23]

In Soviet Russia humanity creates Poseidon.

[@douglasthompson1724]

Dinosaurs... eat Man... Woman inherits the Earth.

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Lukaku Michael no he didn’t Zeus created humanity Prometheus just gave humanity the knowledge of fire

[@CornFedWhiteBoy27]

What would you? Well only thing you could finish your beer.

[@yoda5280]

This video is made possible by bri- *dashlane*

[@Jack-di1ho]

Yoda continue the word I didn't get it

[@krayse]

Ads brilliant

[@yinyang2971]

I thought he was gonna say go to skill share when he asked how you would survive a 500 meter radioactive wave

[@benlondon800]

Nord VPN

[@qwejl8900]

More like squarespace

[@NeoCoreSaturn]

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A SEA WALL AND ITS GONNA BE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SEA WALL, AND WE'RE MAKE THE MALDIVES PAY FOR IT

[@kvothekingkiller1754]

Niga

[@arishisa9496]

Neo Core Saturn//UJSball oversimplified lul

[@roverpanto]

Why the Maldives?

[@NeoCoreSaturn]

@@roverpanto cuz who would know more about the water than a bunch of islands

[@Santi-Ae]

Neo Core Saturn//UJSball make the dolphins pay for it

[@than217]

“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” -Albert Einstein, 1949

[@karm4_gaming]

lmao

[@duck-cc4qu]

👏👏👏

[@kevinTG554]

and the frightning part is that it could probably come true, since ww3 would destroy everything if it is going to be a nucleair war

[@samman4602]

This is also part of Islamic eschatology that people will be fighting with swords and horses before the day of judgment. Also there are numerous references of what is very likely atomic warfare just look at the 10 major signs of day of judgment.

[@DownwithEA1]

I think he is now wrong. We'd be lucky if we could fight again at all.

[@adamhoman8302]

Our best bet would be to create ships that specialize in frequency jamming. In order for Russia to detonate they would have to give it some sort of remote command, I'm thinking. We could expand this by creating our own army of drones to monitor activity far off from our coast. These drones could be tasked with attaching electrical deactivating and as a last resort explode the bomb premature.

[@MrKbtor2]

They would have inertial and underwater seabed terrain guidance.

[@TetsuoBeta]

Sonar/radiological detection perimeter net with emp capacity?@@MrKbtor2

[@Xclub40X]

What's worse than a tsunami? A tsunami with radioactive sharks in it 🦈☢️

[@balchutowo10]

Rekkinado 2050 today in your real life :D

[@deleted-something]

Yes

[@victorwurtz9388]

F

[@deirdreventurachb6277]

Your not wrong tho-

[@gamingwithandy1]

🗿

[@isnitjustkit]

Defence: Be landlocked (bonus points for being Swiss or Austrian)

[@tookie7710]

Or Nepalese

[@Zerlegavader]

Ihr scheiß Opfer hahaha

[@goranjovanovic8820]

Or serbian

[@saw7191]

Bonus bonus points if your from Lichtenstein or Uzbekistan

[@nicolasignaciomerinonunez114]

Cries in Chilean :(

[@ryudious]

I knew it. He is asking for help .... because he works with the US military.

[@Frager-nh8vm]

Ikr

[@ahmedelmasri9332]

nO hE Is nOt tHat woulD Be CRAzy lOl psst kill everyone who saw the comment and delete it we count on u rll

[@gi7463]

Dude this weapon in crazy. It can kill millions of people in some seconds. He want the good of his country. If I were him I would asked my subscribers too.

[@jasonlewis4438]

To realize really how sci-fi ridiculous 200 Megatons is, that's the same as the yeild of the bomb detonated on the breach in *Pacfic Rim.*

[@gi7463]

Mini Moustache exactly that. This weapon is no joke. We need to take it in serious

[@tonysavage8150]

The only plausible defense I could think of would be to set up a wall of EMPs around the far coastline that would go off as soon as something of that velocity passed their detection field. The problem is if the bombs go off once they are shut down the explosion will still vaporize an immense amount of water and cause the radiation to be sent up into the clouds when the water evaporates.

[@Zensuke333]

“What would you do in that situation?” Um get in my Toyota Corolla and drive away??

[@AlexSchendel]

Better than what I thought of: "Die...?"

[@ieatiron]

It do make for a classic looking affordable casket, taking you to Valhalla on one tank!

[@Dark_Daedalus]

Sit in a lead shielded M1 Abrams with some Rad-away and a scuba suit. It'll be fine

[@tbmakana]

I would live in central us

[@allocater2]

Get in my Toyota Corolla and drive towards the wave to stop it.

[@garynelson9538]

The Arms Race is like, 2 people standing in waist deep gasoline. One have 5 matches and the other have 6.

[@MM-zw8sm]

Damn, that's good! Did you come with this by yourself!?

[@-Muhammad_Ali-]

I love that comparison. Perhaps at times one of the "advanced" parties getting a lighter instead of low tech matches

[@flameout12345]

So many years nobody attacked so why now?

[@anthonyjennings8108]

@@flameout12345 facebook

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Neck deep at this point

[@Infotact]

so, you're trying to get the *supreme leader to watch your videos.*

[@furgablurg8438]

good one bro

[@vatranauraio4827]

The thing is that Americans and French were detonating nukes underwater to DECREASE the damage :). The 2004 earthquake released approx. 350 Mt of energy and the waves topped only 30 meters.

[@TTF1996]

How to defend yourself against a 500 meter tall radioactive tsunami: Pack your bags kids, we're moving to Kansas!

[@HaloJumper7]

Which will be nuked by missiles.

[@universe_cat3149]

@@HaloJumper7 it will still keep you safe from the tsunami which was the challenge that he gave us, so it works

[@HaloJumper7]

@@universe_cat3149 touché

[@thundah9729]

Might as well move to Siberi- oh yeah

[@ariccastro]

The best defense is to not piss off the people with doomsday weapons

[@Dudemon-1]

Aric Castro -- Or kill them before they can kill you!

[@RavenholmZombie]

@@Dudemon-1 Yeah, kill the paranoid guy with a 500m tsunami-generating torpedo robot bomb. GENIUS!

[@sggdopeyz5346]

Uh no, none of these weapons should be legal.

[@Cushingura]

Alternate Reality: Hitler has developed such a weapon. Would u still not piss of such a man ? Even when he kills and torture half of his citizens, while trying to take over the world?

[@hkr667]

@Aric That's the whole point of these things!

[@anhduynguyendinh1167]

Poseidon Activated: *sneaky boi* 1 mile to shore: *iM SPeEd*

[@asierlambarri4278]

fast as fuck boiiiiiiii

[@jingles123456789ify]

What?

[@snipplez8657]

low effort old meme

[@nicksundby]

We have gone wrong as a species

[@spartanalex9006]

This thing: *Exists* Switzerland: Stonks.

[@_3y]

Antarctica: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

[@spartanalex9006]

@@_3y Switzerland being one of the highest elevation countries in the world: Still stonks.

[@_3y]

@@spartanalex9006 Mount everest: *STONKS*

[@aureusknighstar2195]

@@spartanalex9006 *"IT'S OVER RUSSIA, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"*

[@prop_thunder_therealone]

so true lol

[@ecneicsPhD4554]

1) Train whales, whale shark and dolphins, to identify and detect Poseidon drones. 2) Ask Aquaman for help.

[@still34u]

That is a great plan, I mean until Whales and whale sharks are extinct... say twenty years from now..

[@xplicitmike]

Marine life are already kidnapped and trained for covert operations... by Russia and China that is.

[@SpartanHighKing14]

*5 year old son* "Dad how are children made?" *Me* With Dashlane

[@roboactive]

I'd say Curiosity stream.

[@merlotingreigory3606]

@@roboactive BRUH

[@stormynight1885]

Can dashlane defend me from the Poseidon drone?

[@myrddrral]

Living a few hundred miles inland sounds pretty sweet right now...

[@command_unit7792]

Russia has regular nukes already aimed for the inland regions...

[@myrddrral]

@@command_unit7792 can't cover every square inch. Strategically irrelevant places will be ignored.

[@command_unit7792]

@@myrddrral Not if their claim they will target the Yellowstone super volcano and the san andreas fault line is to be belived...

[@myrddrral]

@@command_unit7792 San Andreas fault? Nice! Bye, bye Commiefornia! Lex Luthor approves.

[@command_unit7792]

@@myrddrral Honeslty the US geograpghy while on papaer good... it has so many possible volotile natural disaster zones its actually not even funny...

[@DeeEast]

Everyone knows that TNT doesn’t do damage underwater... silly RealLifeLore 😅

[@naenaesfx]

He's playing the Minecraft educational edition, which has TNT that works underwater

[@Razorcarl]

@@naenaesfx true

[@smileysmiley5969]

wrong

[@snipsnap8527]

Who needs TNT just use a sponge

[@wanderlustl8846]

TNT s force will rise up to surface n create a wave of sunnami

[@Bhatakti_Hawas]

Is there a course in Brilliant on how to tackle 500m radioactive tsunami ??

[@quantum3472]

Checkmate

[@pegeonpera]

@Sean Ker lol

[@westal8039]

How to survive A nuclear tsunami and you’re at the beach Step one : travel to Australia don’t go to the coast

[@KeZaRo0o]

*Soviet union*: I have the the most powerful nuke ever *Russian Federation*: hold my vodka, dad

[@kirby-impostor5594]

Is this countryhumans?

[@youwilldie8835]

Technically it's more like dad/son at the same time

[@erenyeager3829]

KGB: Hello, I've been expecting you

[@alwinstock8795]

America: defcon 3 ( russia pls) Swiss: hold my chocolate i need to prepare my bunkers

[@DerCriado]

HOW DARE YOU SAY DAD TO MOTHER RUSSIA? gulag for you

[@dimitrischristopoulos8115]

Russian Scientists: So how powerful do you want that bomb ? Military: Da

[@iceylore7767]

Da actually means yes in my language.

[@stodgers]

@@iceylore7767 that's the joke chief hes saying yes

[@Sandra-yw9jx]

ImUnlord r/whoooosh

[@luckshyanayyar102]

strongest you guys can make it

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Russian scientists: say no more.

[@inoemis._.]

It was fine until he mentioned that Russia has 30 of them

[@ultrashakhtar7454]

Russia has 0 of them. They always lie.

[@marsovac]

@@ultrashakhtar7454 perhaps they are lying, but they certainly have the capability to do 30. They already have thousands other nuclear weapons of which nearly 2000 active. The US has a similar amount. Just recycle the nuclear fuel from some inactive ones and slap them on a small submarine drone.

[@ultrashakhtar7454]

@Kâ Lys they pretend to be dangerous but in fact they are not

[@allykid4720]

@@ultrashakhtar7454 Do you really want them to prove this shit on you? On anyone?

[@250TenoWipes]

@@allykid4720 yeah he has the US „bring it on“ „we have the best military etc.“ mentality. Pretty sad how delusional some people are. Some people say and it’s a pretty familiar sentence „build a 500m wall“ by the time you build the wall if it even works they will have a 3-400megaton bomb with an even taller wave.

[@EdgarMulan]

There's actually another component to the Poseidon tsunami. I remember seeing a video a few years back on KZbin. At the time when the water would crest, there would be an incoming nuke that would hit the crest, causing the waves to be pushed out more.

[@chicobedroomtv]

as i’m hearing him narrate this, he sounds so happy and excited to talk about tsunamis n nukes i love it

[@sausagegaming78]

N nukes?

[@frazure2857]

How to defend yourself from this Russian bomb: move to Russia.. done

[@jaytheexplorer9016]

That's why the metro in Moscow and St. Petersburg is 100m underground.

[@blankblank5409]

: D

[@cathyheatley7891]

UR IQ IS BIGGER THAN ALBERT EINSTEINS IQ

[@mitica940]

If Russia attacks United States with such a weapon, sure will be punished, no doubt. So the attack Wil have consecuencias for the devil empire!

[@markhenley3097]

@@mitica940 Both countries have a policy of never using nuclear weapons except in self defense. So in practise they shouldn't be used anytime soon.

[@wackrat6681]

Solution: grab a camera and be the camera man you cant die

[@darthkek1953]

The list of dead war photographers suggest otherwise.

[@Gneisenau.]

@@darthkek1953 r/woosh

[@theuniverse5173]

@@darthkek1953 r/wooosh

[@dehydratedorphans]

Or just be alive

[@postafezes]

@@darthkek1953 r/wooosh

[@Crispi-T]

Knowing of this makes living high up in the 1500ft+ village seem very attractive.

[@isaiahkerstetter3142]

Do you know about Elder Ephraim of Arizona?

[@drewveenstra2221]

4:19 'what would you do in that situation?' Me: 'Die.'

[@SomeGuyFromMalta]

Same

[@kylestanley7843]

That's exactly what I said lol

[@noobpowner6983]

@@kylestanley7843 lmao me too

[@metalfuk69]

Try and record it while yelling worldstarrrr!!!!

[@atritrikavansa430]

@@kylestanley7843 but not as option

[@matube600]

How to defend yourself from a 500 meter tsunami. Make Another bomb 1000m tsunami on opposite direction easy task

[@thearcanearcade4923]

Cool, that's my idea too

[@Michaelonyoutub]

thats not how waves work, waves just pass through each other so the 500m one will still hit you and you just made a 1000m one going the other way

[@thearcanearcade4923]

Michael on KZbin how do you know that?

[@Michaelonyoutub]

@@thearcanearcade4923 simple physics

[@Zerlegavader]

Michael on KZbin not true

[@danielutz2]

All I know is, it will be an epic day for surfing

[@ronniemarder]

Cowabunga

[@techkid1833]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Lead boards don't ride waves all that well

[@conciousnessm]

How far can you surf that wave before the it melts the board?

[@LazyPictures]

@@conciousnessm Radiation doesn't melt things.

[@Navid-ts4lb]

Stop kicking the bear is the solution

[@dashgamer2325]

There's a simple solution: Just bring Putin to New York

[@zanjaklic9466]

And water will change the direction

[@-fewkey-2362]

Dash Gamer 2 that's a great idea!

[@95Titanium]

You'll need to Putin much effort to Put Putin In NY.

[@anirudhkumar4507]

In Soviet Russia, New York comes to Putin 😎

[@NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb]

Anirudh Kumar that doesn’t even make sense idiot

[@Retnick]

Here is a good way stop the tsunami When the tsunami comes hold up an uno reverse card and the tsunami will turn around and go the other direction

[@theunfunny421]

And then the stunami Will hit Japan and Japan say WTF and Amurica say that was Rusia and there gonna be a fucking war

[@EDARDO112]

Just tell to the tsunami that Japan is the other way and it will go to Japan

[@andrewcalvo9293]

Yep

[@mitherium-478]

But then the other side would also use uno reverse card... there would be an endless loop

[@stantea2791]

Dad your embarrassing me. :(

[@SundanceMLD]

Just say no, it can’t legally obliterate your city without your consent! Edit: ah yes the nuke make big wave Edit 2: why the fuck does this have 320 likes?

[@maddog7795]

No means Yes! Yes Means ANAL!!

[@sakurashogun]

Its not rape if the nuke yells out 'surprise' which it totally will.

[@suqens9579]

Jesus hentai Christ what is our world plzz set all those bombs off and put all the Pedophiles in its way and make them say ANAL over and over again and it would scare the tsunami away boom

[@lairdriver]

These comments went so dark...

[@esspeetwentytwo]

Pta Mien Freund?

[@samualsnowball8046]

Rll: if a 500 meter radioactive wave was coming at you what would you do? Me:die

[@albertoz7877]

Don't worry it's only 3.6 Roentgen ... not great, but not terrible.

[@RonBest]

@@albertoz7877 Actually that's quite significant.

[@albertoz7877]

@@RonBest They told me it is the equivalent of the chest X-ray!

[@avallach2061]

@@albertoz7877 The problem is the wave impact not the radiation really lol

[@albertoz7877]

@@avallach2061 Cherenkov effect ... normal phenomenon ...

[@grfrjiglstan]

"Here at Real Life Lore, we're big fans of natural disasters" Uh...phrasing?

[@hehe2757]

MattheJ1 what

[@hehe2757]

im still confused do you not understand sarcasm or something

[@ironicmanx9886]

Just imagine the wave from Interstellar coming towards you and that's pretty much this.

[@skysthelimitvideos]

Pertti Man except also fucking radioactive

[@duckgoesquack4514]

What do we say to the wave of death?

[@mdec76]

Duck Goes Quack drown today

[@greatndit]

3:55 INDONESIA to this day 99% of american only knew that 2003 tsunami happened in thailand , malaysia , vietnam & singapore .

[@muffinornothing8412]

500 meter tsunami Dutch: builds a 502 meter hill Dutch problems require Dutch solutions

[@benzenehydrocarbon]

why does this comment not have more likes and replies

[@muffinornothing8412]

Lol

[@luis_zuniga]

My solution: Let's build a huge wall and make Russia pay for it.

[@daltonthompson8883]

Yes!

[@RavenholmZombie]

We're gonna build a yuge, beautiful, seawall. And Russia will pay for it!

[@nikolaysokolnikov2677]

Russia can't even pay for it's own tanks produced in Russia.

[@toms8812]

@@nikolaysokolnikov2677 What? Too much CNN and Fox?

[@tyrodragon45]

*Donald Trump would like to know your location*

[@bigsquisums6333]

“Your just chillin’, on the coast...” Multiple screams

[@lamarasamuel]

Too Saucy fuck it... Surfboard That Bitch.. YOLO😂

[@_MaxHeadroom_]

Russia loves to depict it as creating this massive tsunami that could cover the entirety of the United Kingdom. But in reality it's a 2 megaton weapon so it would only be effective in blanketing a small coastal region in water (that helps narrow down the large scale targets to defend). Edit: This video says the weapon is 200 megatons, but if you Google it you'll see that recent estimates has revised it to 2 megatons. So not nearly as insane as was thought.

[@gmann]

Bro you can just stop the wave by drinking all the water

[@lilybug]

im not sure that that is how that works

[@nineix9438]

@@lilybug nah man, just get a sponge block

[@johnfortnite1987]

Wooosh

[@lilybug]

InsanityXtreme they are lowkey weak. you’d need a few

[@demiwitch2898]

am shooketh r/whoooosh

[@josephkannala8750]

Defense mechanism In the words of Napoleon just don’t attack Russia.

[@russell6075]

Shouldve took his own advice

[@JV-we9hu]

And in the words of Hitler

[@blessmysoul8930]

@Dana William you beat them to the fake moon landing??? Hahaha.

[@iljenshumilin467]

@Dana William we beat you in space we discovered a planet we created Sputnik

[@iljenshumilin467]

@Dana William you know Chernobyl is in Ukraine not in Russia and what's about the fire

[@setos8177]

Mrbeast: The last one to die from the 500 meters tsunami win 1M dollars

[@KJ-is5ug]

The winner is MRBEAST!!!

[@jonssu0000]

😂

[@mvhernandez83]

The person who will win the money will probably be dead

[@elot5326]

And the world

[@thenno4538]

Ppl on iss is cheating

[@Nturner822]

100Mt was the theoretical max yield based on the sub’s volume, and experts predict more like 50Mt to leave room to shield radiation from detection…so you’ll be a little less dead

[@tawsifking9336]

So only the onces in boxex 200MT?

[@alphaadhito]

"Are you mad!!" "Yes of course, *Mutual Assured Destruction* "