The Insane Russian Plan to Conquer the World

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[@RealLifeLore]

If you actually find yourself in charge of Russia and watch this video... this probably isn’t actually the best advice to follow. But I hope that’d be obvious :) Maybe read something a lilll more serious

[@Person-ng5hp]

Hi

[@tenk548]

You forgot that China is all ready an alley with Russia.

[@sporksto4372]

@@tenk548 China is no ally of Russia. lol

[@outdatedtank4542]

Russia and China are friends because they are both enemies of the USA

[@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath]

Congrats on swallowing weakest bait from Dugin lmao

[@bearcatben4762]

Russia: buddying up to Germany Poland: Hey, I've seen this one before, it's a classic

[@deutschekanadische]

Poland: NO YOU AND RUSSIA SPLITTING ME IN HALF BETWEEN YOU TWO

[@tiedough7481]

Russia and germany: Its free real estate

[@abandonedchannel72929]

Yaaah, it's rewind time.

[@VoltFall]

*ah shit here we go again*

[@yes.2913]

Poland more like Russia and Germany combined

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

Damn, I never knew the Russian generals gets its research from Hearts of Iron 4

[@Migmag789]

I was about to launch HOI4 and do exactly what the video said. So glad many people will do the same.

[@James-mn3re]

Well, guess I'll join the Russian army.

[@b_f_d_d]

I forgot i was subbed to you lmao

[@Novella1]

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[@Fulgrim88]

Yeah this sounds like straight from some HoI4 MP game. Can't believe this is/used to be a legit plan. I highly doubt Germany would be on board with it

[@LAVATORR]

I love how much of this plan consists of "I dunno, conquer Europe somehow? Then Asia! Conquer Asia by doing stuff!"

[@isaacheiss1565]

Yeah man it will be great

[@deleted-something]

Fr

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

That is basically how they are doing it.

[@YonaSoundcloud]

@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ an attempt was made

[@mepipe7705]

This is exactly the way how the Ruzzians are trying to conquer Ukraine at the moment. do stuff, repeat, do more of it, on and on and on...

[@Wumboo1]

"Ukraine is the second Russia" Belarus: am I a joke to you? Russia: yes, but actually yes

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

It looks like the Russians are holding the Belorussians hostage. It almost seems like Lukashenko and his officials are giving hints at wanting to normalize relations with the West.

[@retineyzer7906]

Belarus is the third one

[@israeldelarosa5461]

@@retineyzer7906 Belarus: Always second best 😢

[@karlmartin9446]

Russia: Ey, Germany wanna be friends? Germany: Yeah, ok. Poland: I dont like where this is going.

[@technoimperialist9509]

Russia and Germany: this is where the fun begins Poland: I have a bad feeling about this

[@axelbruce2685]

@@technoimperialist9509 yay germany back not stupid wemair republic why don't indiana join you lol

[@axelbruce2685]

@WeDontGiveADuck rude nein

[@ussrsniper1877]

@@axelbruce2685 Im from indiana what does that mean

[@axelbruce2685]

@@ussrsniper1877 no in German

[@hebl47]

Last 200 years of Russian geopolitics can be summed up into these 5 words: "Looking for warm water port."

[@brandong.1857]

Syria. Just saying.

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Hebl von Heblowitz he said “a top comment” not the top comment just saying

[@hebl47]

@@RealClutchMcGee Oh, okay. Let's nitpick that tiny detail. Still, the rest of my point stands.

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Hebl von Heblowitz that saying is pretty common so i dont think you did copy whoever made the other comment

[@ilufex9794]

Hebl von Heblowitz you proberbly still did copy the comment but who cares just saying

[@aliersinoral]

They took your words seriously

[@RestrictedHades]

Aleksandr Dugin's words

[@elenahodgson7807]

There was an attempt on Dugin's (the author of the book) life today. Only, instead of him, his daughter Daria was blown up in his car.

[@juliusnepos6013]

Yeah

[@isaacheiss1565]

Wait the guy where his daughter got car bombed is the dude who wrote this book?

[@yohanbeck8172]

@@isaacheiss1565 Yes

[@YonaSoundcloud]

@@isaacheiss1565 this really explains a lot...

[@stormskjdt7962]

“so how did you invade the whole world?” Future russian world leader: “well, there’s this youtube video...”

[@lkapo7047]

Most underrated comment haha :D

[@ambivert7409]

😂😂😂😂

[@blauwbeer556]

Imagine that there was some random KZbin video on how Vatican city could take over the world and the Pope was like "yeah, we need more Catholics".

[@rajendrasinghrawat6280]

😂😂😂Insane

[@yourbestfriendtm2668]

There will no be other leader, Putin is immortal

[@duckduck2633]

Russia- Wanna join me *Germany- No* MISSION FAILED WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME

[@user-gm7wi7sh6c]

If the right wing party gains seats in German parliament, it will happen.

[@466chalk]

Russia: Want to join me? Germany: WE HAVE 2X THE ECONOMY AS YOU! WE YOU SHOULD BE ASKING TO JOIN US!

[@TheHyBriD3I6]

Snake? SNAAAKE!

[@achinthyavishnuvardhan19]

@@466chalk Russia : Wanna taste muh nukes. ????

[@eastlaosempire999]

@@466chalk If Russia wasn't embargoed by the US, Russia would definitely be twice as rich as Germany

[@don4374au]

Plan: 1) Go to Ukraine; 2) Lose whole army; 3) Break apart.

[@andrewengland8021]

The whole of the army? Or just the hole?

[@don4374au]

@@andrewengland8021 oops

[@Manikanta-hh7wp]

Russia and allies lost 15 to 20 Thousand troops whereas Ukraine lost more than 130 Thousand troops.. Who is losing?

[@don4374au]

@@Manikanta-hh7wp yeah, that's why the mobilization began, and even after that Russia cannot hold the front (Kherson, Kharkiv). I've been hearing such comments for a year now, man. So, who is sucking?

[@Manikanta-hh7wp]

​@@don4374au Kherson and Kharkiv Kharkiv: Disaster for Russia. The entire Kharkiv region became useless when they failed to do offensive towards Sloviansk directly. Then those troops are redirected to other fronts leaving only 2000 soldiers very partially manned. Ukraine stromed with 11000 Elite Ukranian army comprised with lot of foreigners. Russia quickly understood the situation and sent it's Airforce just to rescue the Soldiers in that area. Ukraine got lot of Russian Equipment from Kharkiv it massively needed Kherson: Since Mobilized troops hasn't arrived. Defending to death in Kherson city with an outnumbered Ukranian troops and 'Ukraine throwing missles at Zaparochia bridge which collapse can put the Kherson city under water with Russian troops stuck in the city' is not a good idea, better to retrack back to more defensible River. That's when Russian General Surovikan came in and executed a ordered and planned withdrawl with getting all the equipment and Soldiers with very minimum losses. Meanwhile Russian Army setup the defense lines and death traps for Ukranian soldiers advancing towards Kherson city. Killing as many Ukrainian soldiers as possible with as minimum number of killings in Russian side. Now Russia got numbers.. No more offensives are possible. Now look out for Russian offensives in coming months.

[@wurzeldesproblems9137]

As a german i can say: i don't think we are interested in that piece of land first offered. I doubt anyone has any plans to get real estate in the middle of nowhere. Honestly the eastern parts of Germany, which used to belong to the russians after ww2 until reuniting with West Germany, is still in pretty bad shape. The infrastructure is bad and underdeveloped, payment is worse and young people kept migrating to the west which lead to a very old population in that area - offering us more of that? Ah no thank you. You can keep that. Instead Russia tried to get us with energy and trade, northstream 2 and all that. I would like to watch a video analising russians real life tactics.

[@Harold046]

The current state of eastern Germany is less due to what it was when the re-unification happened than on how the re-unification was handled. Economically, it might've been far better for eastern Germany to remain independent. But hey : western Germany made a whole lot of profit from that deal, so... yeah, you should definitely take it if Russia _could_ offer you "more of that" : these lands wouldn't become more prosperous, quite the opposite actually, but there's some good profits to be made for the mainland. As for Northstream 2... Germany kinda threw itself in Russia's arms, with its energy policy. It might not have been so stupid after all, and it probably played a hand in Russia's decision to invade Ukraine... I guess we'll see. The people upstairs probably have access to much better information than we do, after all.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

You’ve been cucked by anti nationalist Jewish propaganda. Germany should own most of Central Europe. But modern Germany is an American slave colony. If you go to Germany you barely see anyone speaking German anymore and most Germans speak English better than mother tongue

[@wurzeldesproblems9137]

@@NeostormXLMAX okay first of all we have barely any jews left because of the terrible things that happend here. And even if there were the jews are not to be blamed. They are a religious group like any other. We do not have a lot of nationalisim (exept for the eastern parts where Neonazis are taking foot) and that ist due to our "Vergangenheitsbewältigung" - us actually dealing with our past in an attempt to stop it from happening again. And germans speak good englisch because we learned it in school. Many germans speak Spanish or French for the same reason. In the eastern parts you will find germans speaking polish or russian. And you will find germans speaking german everywhere. You will find if you came here and actually investigated you wild and outlandish claims, that our language is so rich we have a lot of dialects. And no we do not blindly follow the USA, they are considered an ally but our general opinion has shifted when Trump became president - Merkel gave a speech saying Germans is on it's own now. And even before then the USA was against us building Nord Stream II but did we listen? No we did not. It might come as a surprise to you but we are living in a democracy (slightly corrupted by big buisnesses and rich people trying to buy the law) but in general not influenced by the USA or the jews. I don't know where you got your informationen from but i would douple check your sources.

[@user-ie9rd8vg2g]

@@Harold046 Russia began developing a plan to seize Ukraine back in 1991. This is an empire that wanted to destroy Ukrainians all the time and not only that. It is born in their ideology

[@Harold046]

@@user-ie9rd8vg2g Sounds fair. Back in the 1990, the USA also had their own plan to destroy Ukraine. Brzezinski instigated that plan and wrote about it (The great chessboard, see the chapter about Ukraine). I haven't heard about the Russian equivalent though. I'd be interested in knowing more.

[@codyyh9421]

Russia: Declares war on Finland Finland: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@sporksto4372]

We all know that Finland would easily kick Russian asses this time again.

[@lauri8421]

Oh no im from Finland

[@sporksto4372]

@Big Smoke There were no NATO when they literally did that.

[@tetrafuse3096]

@@lauri8421 me too

[@jocking3]

Russia: Declares war on Finland Finland: Ah shit, here we go again. Russia: *Face of regret*

[@matthewmcneany]

Russian history in 11 words: We need access to the sea. No, not that sea.

[@jasonpost913]

In six words: The quest for warm water ports

[@vae9644]

10 words.

[@vimoo9783]

3 words: *I need seas*

[@matthewmcneany]

​@The Void that speaks Yeah, I think I wrote it out then changed it after I counted it. I feel like changing it after people pointed it out would be petulant.

[@yusufemir8314]

That's 10 words.

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

“Then there’s Ukraine, which is just second Russia. Just curb-stomp them easily.” *spends 9 months dramatically failing at curb-stomping*

[@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred]

1 year soon

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred and they're failing miserably too

[@coajdka]

@@HunterPrimeV23 bro ukraine is losing nearly 1000 men a day theyre not winning

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@coajdka No one is winning but Russia was losing captured territory faster then they captured it

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@coajdka Russia is losing a similar amount

[@paulohagan3309]

'Oh boss, we've encountered a bit of a bump in the road.' 'What?' 'Well, there's this place called Ukraine ...'

[@Magikalic]

"The less the UK can influence Europe the better" *nervous cough*

[@slipknotfan8017]

Don't think that worked out to well last time they did that

[@pizduk.1337]

Brexit doesn't mean that they won't be able to affect eurpean politics

[@Alex-dp1bk]

I uh think they're on that step rn

[@leemacdonald6533]

Strongest soft power in the world

[@user-nx9eq2wq7t]

Sir Oswald Mosley You probably Irish 🤣🤣

[@ClementGarkTrichon]

Russia : "Germany, do you want to be my ally and we share Europe together." Germany : "No." The end.

[@falk2009]

I would support it, fuck america

[@Gilgameshh]

I like how the book says so casually to convince not just germany but france as well to join the russian side. They're arguably one of the countries least likely to join on earth regardless of what russia offers

[@KabobHope]

Alter the question to a Russia/China alliance instead.

[@ficagames475]

@@Gilgameshh yeah it would be easier convince china

[@arthemis1039]

Tbh Germany would never accept such thing. The German people would not want such thing to happen again, and it's not like evrybody would freak out if Russia was ever to propose such a deal

[@nero9506]

Here after Dugin's daughter was killed, apparently not everyone appreciated his book :)

[@hudsondunn8385]

I thought the book was bad but I didn’t think the book bombed that hard!

[@Bawamba]

I'm in tears 😂This aged like milk!🤣"If you gotten to this point, just absorb mongolia and destroy China" 😂

[@tritium1998]

Russia has to grovel to weaker countries but can simply seize Chinese territory in here.

[@Bawamba]

Russia cant even take Ukraine. China have a population 30 times bigger than Ukraine.. Good luck goin to war with China if you're Russia. @@tritium1998

[@Bawamba]

And they have a population 10 times bigger than Russia. @@tritium1998

[@brochvilla5953]

Didn't know that Neville Chamberlaine was in charge of all the nations in the world except Russia.

[@sanzhsn]

Nice

[@Shadowuser-cm2cw]

They'll stop eventually right?

[@brochvilla5953]

Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Violetenist]

Peace for our time!

[@mosquitobight]

How will the world ever stop Russia now? There are only what, 10 or 20 countries that have more people?

[@GoldenKing05]

Russia: needs to isolate the u.k The U.k: leaves the eu Russia: that works

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

Yep, I didn't want any of this but I can't vote so I'll just have to live with it I guess. And also the part when he talked about the Russian plan to cause mayhem in America. *Flashbacks to allegations of Russian interference in 2016* (Trump)

[@saint4life09]

Still a leading member of NATO, has close relations with its neighbours and can ideally regain it's once close ties with Canada, Australia and New Zealand. So yeah, hardly being isolated.

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

@@saint4life09 Canada is across the atlantic and Australia and new zealand are literally on the other side of the earth. Yes we do have relations outside of the EU but we did ruin ties with our closest neighbours

[@saint4life09]

@@Ggyhhggtyyy That's just not true. European markets still need the UK.

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

@@saint4life09 yeah lets see how much the EU depends on our little island.

[@darkwingduckie7]

Watching this in March 2022... Video: Ukraine is little Russia, invade Ukraine at any time. Putin: Good idea. Germany: Supplies weapons to the resistance in Ukraine. Putin: Well, there goes the alliance with Germany idea.

[@Dreamscapecity]

its 2022 and so much of this already happened. Putin watched this video and started taking notes

[@jameswalker3144]

Nothing about this has happened except the invasion of ukraine

[@evgeniam685]

Everything is preplanned in our world in advance. But this is not conquering though, it's restoring world. New era is starting. People live in universe, time to evolve. Say bye to old miserable world

[@user-ie9rd8vg2g]

Unfortunately, the plan to seize at least Ukraine has been planned since 1991

[@_PresidentSkillz]

Whenever RLL said anything i was like "wait, didn`t that already happen?" Fuck us i guess

[@Kittycorn115]

*Germany & Russia talk friendly towards one another about land* *Poland has left the chat*

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

Points at "Poland has left the chat" this is brilliant, Points at "Poland: *Chuckles* I'm in danger"but I like this.

[@shadowguardian3612]

@yaeR124 3 times.

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

@yaeR124 yeah, like my mom and dad did with me...

[@KingJohnMichael]

@@d_y_n_a_m_o 3 times too?

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

@@KingJohnMichael First my mom and dad Then my step-mom and step-dad Then my step-step-mom and step-step-dad... :/

[@lordshaxx4693]

Russia: “Germany Join me in World Domination” Germany: “No” Russia: “Would you do it for a Königsberg snack?” Germany: *Invades Poland*

[@davestylehenry]

Ha but seriously Germany doesn't want it back it's useless and most Germans are gone there's just Russians

[@lordshaxx4693]

It’s pretty sad since half of Prussia is no longer German, and they literally created Germany

[@usuarionormal6778]

ZOINKS GERMANY WE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[@DaDunge]

@@lordshaxx4693 None of Prussia is German any more.

[@lordshaxx4693]

Brandenburg is still German

[@iunnor]

I like how the plan at the beginning is elaborate with getting countries to ally with Russia and then it devolves in to “just take the country lol”

[@isaacheiss1565]

Yeah man just walk in and take Ukraine, it'll be great

[@itsfinby]

@@isaacheiss1565surely wouldn’t start a now 17 month invadion

[@daniell1483]

Three years out, and we can kinda see elements of this at play in the Ukraine war today. The only element of this "plan" that seemed to work out was Russia getting cozy with Iran. But even this had the unintended side effect of lending Ukraine support from Saudi Arabia and Israel. Europe wasn't divided, Japan wasn't convinced, China goes lolno, and of course, the US has been paying close attention to everything. Either Dugin sucked at geopolitical strategy, or Russia was horrible in executing this plan. Honestly, probably a little of both.

[@evgeniam685]

If you believe anything you are told on this channel. Russia simply restoring Tartaria, one big advanced civilization which once existed before great flood and was forgotten and erased from history. And after divide and conquer started

[@Bruh-td7ex]

​@@evgeniam685 are you high bro, did you swallow a whole crack.

[@happyfelix1440]

They have helped to achieve Brexit.

[@Yessir822]

"Just have Germany sign an alliance with you and you can guarentee them central Europe." *Third time's the charm?*

[@UniDeathRaven]

Germany to be colony of the USA till like 2080year. Right now only 2019.

[@thezipcreator]

@@UniDeathRaven excuse me what?

[@dugiejoness5197]

@@UniDeathRaven In this future moment germans will afraid speak german. There will them too less for rule their country.

[@UniDeathRaven]

@@dugiejoness5197 Thats good. I'd like Germans to cease exist.

[@benedictcremer9761]

@@UniDeathRaven Thank you my brother. Much appreciated. Kappa

[@davidbenedict5617]

-Soviet Union- Russian Federation: Thank you RealLifeLore. We'll be monitoring your videos from now on.

[@gozewijngoossens4877]

😂

[@davidbenedict5617]

@@gozewijngoossens4877 ?

[@jajajajja3481]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@davidbenedict5617]

@@jajajajja3481 we will simply examine his work. This is a free space for the internet, so we rarely interfere with this video.

[@JohnDoeKek]

@@davidbenedict5617 *Сука Блядь!*

[@thomasmaxon8911]

Somehow this video turned out to be extremely prescient. Even Dugin is playing a major part in the invasion. Crazy.

[@evgeniam685]

Everything is preplanned in our world in advance.

[@qwerty-br9vv]

Dugin does not play any role in the invasion. Nobody actually givws a crap about him

[@GTAjedi]

I think we know what Putin's bedtime reading is

[@sergeychernyshov7469]

"The US has a large military presence in Afghanistan" - well, starting from today, no more.

[@skies6546]

Yh biden kinda just said let them die

[@sanjay_swain]

I still don't understand, why they are their in the first place. And if they were there for decades why the country collapsed the minute they left lol

[@ArmyNavyAcademy]

Yeah can't believe Trump ordered a pull out

[@milesdunstan-daams4855]

Russia could maybe ally them, security is what the Taliban get obviously.

[@kko5779]

@@skies6546 lmao die without you? American white saviourism is off the limits

[@SammyBoy818]

Russia makes alliance with Germany Putin: Angela what’s up with the weird mustache

[@leysont]

@IvanUbijoRusa Ah yes, Chancellor Angela Merkel, daughter of our beloved emperor Friedrich Wilhelm II.

[@devintariel3769]

"Idk, feeling antisemitic might delete later lol"

[@plusxz821]

@@devintariel3769 antisemitic science boost +34%

[@nachoqualsevol554]

Angela: We need gas and Sputnik V vaccines... ;) Putin: Done!

[@ZaHandle]

Merkel did you just stole a hindu symbol?

[@Ashadow700]

Putin: "Hey, what if we, like.... did this for real?" Reality: "Then you lose. Badly"

[@lionheart199]

Aging like milk

[@Ashadow700]

@@lionheart199 Yeah, because wasting more than 30,000 men over 2 months to _not_ capture Avdiivka means Russia is winning. 😑

[@zector0]

No need to translate that book, since we can just sit back and enjoy the 3D movie as its being played out around us.

[@estoor4258]

Seems like someone played a little too much of HoI4 Millenium Dawn.

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

LOL

[@axelandersson6314]

You can't even go through with that level of diplomatic appeasement in the game, sadly. All this seems to mostly be what one could expect from any Alt-History fan who knows a bit of history but doesn't understand how politics in the present day functions. But you're right that it that aligns with someone playing PDX games and expecting a low world tension to be enough to conquer all of eastern europe.

[@komin01]

sadly, every AI in it is Switzerland

[@goodcookgaming5352]

@@komin01 *Drew Durnil has entered the chat*

[@thegame7039]

I was gonna comment that 🤣🤣

[@zhuolixie5922]

How many Toyota corollas are needed to cover the entirety of Russia?

[@CarterDarrah]

A lot

[@jhayeah]

Yes

[@Mogeli]

According to my calculation you would need at least 10

[@SunitaSharma-hf1np]

You need 100000000000000 Toyota Corolla to cover Russia.

[@zhuolixie5922]

Mrmogeli way more than 10, at least 100.

[@rubenjungwirth389]

Vladimir didn't even get past step one 🤣

[@haddock1306]

Video becoming more and more relevant

[@ea2631]

Step 1, hope everyone is literally unconscious for 2 years. Step 2, win

[@sabotabby3372]

Still more viable than "anarcho" capitalism

[@sabotabby3372]

@Red Pilled Greg Heffley so is "any truly free society will have a thriving free market in children" but we've still got wankers shilling Rothbard

[@ea2631]

@@sabotabby3372 this dude pissed I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@sabotabby3372]

@@ea2631 silence ayncrap

[@sabotabby3372]

@@ea2631 call me a Surface to Air Missile because that shit don't fly here

[@1R2R3K4]

Russia is trying world conguest on easy difficulty with AI switched off

[@antitheticalelysium413]

With instant construction activated as well

[@franciscopereira7798]

@Jeff -66 why?

[@jonahsoldier9736]

@Jeff -66 seems more about how it seems everything would have to just be handed to Russia for this to work but OK

[@aadeezblastchannel]

Annex All

[@leonardorivelo6068]

Annex_USA

[@samsargent284]

Well this video just became scarily relevant again

[@FutureCommentary1]

I see how Latin America and Africa aren't worth even mentioning in that book.

[@steveget1186]

Это не самые главные направления. У России там мало интересов. Если только заиметь плацдармы для борьбы с США или другим гегемоном в том полушарии.

[@royxeph_arcanex]

Someone really needs to uninstall EUIV from this man's computer

[@furiouss75]

Omri Levin yes they do

[@ryack6355]

Hoi4 modern day mod...

[@royxeph_arcanex]

@@ryack6355 euiv also has one. The extended timeline mod :)

[@ryack6355]

Omri Levin Yeah absolutely does, I’ve played it. I’ve even played the WW2 mod. But sometimes I find that Eu4 has trouble replicating modern warfare, and Hoi4 can’t replicate the warfare of the Middle Ages either. Each has their pros and cons. But EU4 is the game out of any other that I love the most.

[@Wadii-sv3np]

lloll

[@winnamon7587]

Uk isolated from Europe Us is in chaos Armenia and Azerbaijan are in war *oh no* Edit: can you fiends stop? I get i am wrong but I was spot on back then, stop "umm actually"ing me

[@dilsherferuzov5084]

@Joao Nogueira basically russia vs ottoman

[@tasa3854]

Well I guess its time to learn Russian

[@BM-ub9gh]

@@tasa3854, in your f-ing dreams!!!

[@metadragon7500]

COVID-19 vaccine was developed by Russia

[@metadragon7500]

@@hydraoni0n Did you think I was being serious somehow?

[@millerrepin4452]

Russia: alright lets try what it says in this book Ukraine: I'm gonna have to stop you right there

[@eaglesummit9324]

I feel like Putin has missed a few steps currently

[@bakrahabibi5471]

Hoi 4 players: Write that down, write that down.

[@personalname2056]

lol I taught the sane thing

[@smartboi5354]

/annex all

[@user-ptrb]

Кто нибудь русский знает??;!!;!;

[@thundergaming1880]

I literally just saw snapback meme and now this game chasing me.

[@smartboi5354]

@@thundergaming1880 resist the tempation, if you don't, you're gonna start doing hoi4 acheivments, and if you do, you will never be able to stop

[@pacodelazyfucc6344]

Russia: *Takes over half of the world* Nato: Did anyone hear anything?

[@tealablu3759]

Paco de lazy fucc nah, see, the antiquated alliances would force everyone back into war ala WWI

[@zukunftverstehen]

AAHHAHAH, yes especially when national american terroristic organization moved more than inch eastwards since late 80s - it is all so, but just all the way round!

[@Perrirodan1]

The most aggressive moves require that the USA is involved in some kind of civil war.

[@chinsaw2727]

Anton Nekin I wonder what your political views are

[@nicholasrowley947]

@@zukunftverstehen ...You're Serb aren't you.

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

This made me remember a couple joke videos by this channel I found and lost last year. The videos are mostly alt-history documentaries as if it's really what happened. Then there were some like "how Germany could conquer the world now" which include promising everybody in the balkans everything and then invading them all at once. Great fun.

[@g-ray4088]

why do i just see you every month

[@kamladevi4500]

I think the channel you are talking is zvallid

[@tixeright9120]

This aged very well... but like Mike Tyson said, "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face!" :-D

[@isaacheiss1565]

No plan stays the same when contact with the enemy

[@TDenterpriser]

Russia: makes a pact with Germany Germany: betrays Russia Russia: surprise pikachu face

[@MashiroShiina]

:0

[@drako115]

There we go again

[@Rodoadrenalina]

Aaaaaand peace is gone, as well as poor Poland, again...

[@darealdovahkiin3652]

@@Rodoadrenalinaagain again* lol

[@fetus9280]

*That meme is shit*

[@TheTexas1994]

Russia: Putin, how many years do you plan to rule Russia? Putin: 8 Russia: Okay Step down Putin: Sorry it’s turned sideways. I mean ∞

[@BARRACUDA009]

Not funny :(

[@ansh6370]

@@BARRACUDA009 To the gulag!

[@DZ477]

@@timmtheilig6827 Yeah, fuck freedom and democracy! We support Putin!

[@fiferplayeralt7118]

Hail Putin or die

[@YAH2121]

hahahaha

[@thespalek1]

3 years ago it was a laughing material today we go "they are really trying to do it all, right?"

[@user-ie9rd8vg2g]

Yes, they are really trying to do that. But they are a weak country with a weak people. They will not be able to defeat the Ukrainians when we have the support of other countries in arms.

[@Jaylooker]

Sounds like similar things are playing out. Germany relies heavily on Russian oil and is allied in some sense. Brexit happened. Georgia and Ukraine have been invaded. Russia also interfered with the US election.

[@r2b217]

When you treat Geopolitics like a HOI4 game…

[@lioraselby5328]

And Russia is the only human player.

[@kiaesmail2537]

It's more like when you use cheat's

[@likeadraw7722]

@The Nova renaissance why attacking goddamn russia for tungesten when you have Portugal?

[@augusth2212]

Geopolitic Simulator 4 😎

[@Stonks1957]

Well it sorta going to plan

[@ndrgaming7344]

“Ukraine is basically just second Russia, so just take that over using any means necessary” That aged like milk

[@zacharyyassirgonzalez5694]

Bruh

[@jackmurray8456]

WDYM it's pretty accurate no?

[@itzKyleM88]

I'd say it aged well to be honest, video is pretty accurate so far pointing out Ukraine would be one of the first places to invade.

[@ndrgaming7344]

@@itzKyleM88 fair, I was mainly just pointing out how the video sorta made it seem as if it’d be a walk in the park, when as we can see it is clearly not

[@sergeantsupreme4395]

@@ndrgaming7344 ok

[@insidiouscoil8474]

3 years ago. This is amazing.

[@Thorz74]

Your videos are very good. But this one leave me on a strange state. Most of it could be summarized into: Convince many of them to join you. If this is really what the book says it sound really silly 😂. Keep the videos coming, I really enjoy your channel

[@polyspheremusic3417]

Switzerland be like: 𝘽𝙚𝘼𝙪𝙏𝙞𝙁𝙪𝙡 𝙒𝙚𝘼𝙩𝙃𝙚𝙍 𝙏𝙤𝘿𝙖𝙔

[@billy_boi]

I see some squares thereee boiiii

[@thevinhtran4409]

Spectator mode activate!

[@gabor6259]

Why would you go to war when you have Swiss chocolate?

[@CompactStar]

Holy cow, you have access to the font Gill Sans!

[@polyspheremusic3417]

🇨🇭🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭

[@gagaming5210]

Germany: "How big do you want the territory to be?" Russia: "Yes"

[@nuclearelectronicdude4258]

I Love it

[@jorikito]

"da"

[@JeroenJA]

wow.. Germany on your side, that Russia treis to do with cheap gas in real life, but any boundery change is any EU state is clearly not an option, certainly not for Germany that would for analogy reasons always avoid to seem an agressor in any way within Europe :-). that was already the case is 1990, so even the very start is wow, who the fuck wrote this bullshit? :p

[@tabasscoproductions368]

fuck off lick-bitch

[@user-fl9fp5vi7d]

Caboose me love Russian sperm

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“While Finland isn’t a member of NATO…” It is now.

[@plutonium120]

the moment when your videos from two years ago were truly prophetic and are coming true today................

[@zynius]

"Hi, my name is Dugin, and I forgot that other countries also have nuclear weapons"

[@Rensune]

Dude completely forgot about India, which even when he wrote this was becoming a rising power.

[@Rensune]

@james cordan A huge population is an advantage in War, not a detriment. It was the Only advantage the Russians had and they still crushed the Nazis with it.

[@Rensune]

@james cordan India has Nukes, too.

[@devindixon9009]

Nuclear weapons are useless when you can disarm/shoot down via satellite. The nation who controls space controls the world and right now it's the US.

[@aliakatoorvi5572]

@@Rensune india ki ghand me danda to pakistan ne diya hua he tum russ se kya muqabla karo ghe

[@oscarwalter518]

Russia: Become my ally and dominate Europe. Germany: I already dominate Europe.

[@troll2161]

@@candyneige6609 How does France dominate Europe more than Germany?

[@Nozylatten]

@@freehelicopterrides5778 he called the European Union a success hahahaha the same body who told Germany to bankrupt their self on foreigners, good one mate.

[@wakeful5923]

@@freehelicopterrides5778 Why u rp countries in a comment section

[@jthemw5166]

@Gordon Freeman's voice actor we have 96 seats in the parliament. And I wouldn't also say that we don't rule Europe. But in fact the economical power and friendship of Germany and France is the glue which holds the EU together

[@frickitycrackity7986]

Spain and Portugal: what is happening around us

[@Admin-yo3ym]

The Russian situation has worsened Fast forward 4 years Finland and Sweden also joined nato making any Russian remaining defense strategy other than nukes futile.

[@johnecoapollo7]

Dugin was already playing HoI IV 20 years before it was even invented

[@IzmirMapping]

💀💀

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Russia: Hey Germany do you want an alliance? You can have Kalin- I mean Königsberg and Poland back. Maybe also the Central European countries. Germany: Nah man I think I'll pass. Russia: *My plan of world domination has failed*

[@kartoshka36]

Merkel won't agreed to this. SURPRISE!

[@riccardos2955]

Germany would reply with : ,, Ehm i allready rule over Europe dont need the drunk Russian to accomplish that....,,

[@Njuregen]

Russia has a declining local population... So technically if you want to play a numbers game you'd lose. Kaliningrad has a 0.8% german population by the way...

[@riccardos2955]

@@Njuregen Declining populations can allways be fixed by going full family politics. This is (in political views) an easy thing to fix. The bigger problem comes after some years when you need infrastructure like schools and hospitals for the extra population. Non the less an easy Fix, maybe an open letter to the prime minister can help. They did it in Italy and it seem that they are pushing something out this years. We dont have to go to war in Europe and kill even more of us, better repopulate everything

[@BarrettKillz]

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

[@schievel6047]

Russia: we need to keep the UK isolates from the rest of Europe UK: hold my beer

[@user-lb2yb9nl2x]

Tea*

[@antitheticalelysium413]

Here comes Brexit

[@libyanmapping5408]

Noone can hold your beer since your isolated now :/

[@toferg.8264]

Pascal Jaeger , Independence, freedom, and a vote isn't the same thing as isolation. Duh!

[@NeiNonni]

The point to note, of course, is that Russia actively involved itself in that, as per their interests. A little worrying.

[@gerakl067]

The popularity of this book is so great that I just now learned about its existence. If there is a cockroach in society, this does not mean that the remaining millions are cockroaches along with it

[@SJ-yi3tu]

Ukraine part aged real well. "Ukraine is basically just second Russia, so just take all that over whenever you see a good opportunity..."

[@Klipik12]

This plan basically reads: "How to take over Europe and Asia: Step 1. Take over Europe. Step 2. Take over Asia." Great plan. Much detail.

[@redbastard9711]

This vid is trash, guy basically dont know what hes talking about

[@simohayho8622]

Copying shit

[@tallerstond8105]

dARCliTE mEsSIAH he didn’t make the book

[@asuka7309]

@@redbastard9711 he didn't write the book smartass, and for the most part he's just pointing out how absurd it is lmao

[@tallerstond8105]

dARCliTE mEsSIAH maybe because the book was absurd..?

[@HCl431]

Russia: Hey Germany, want Kaliningrad back? You just need to get into an alli... Germany: Nope thanks I'm good When the first step of your grand plan fails so you literally can't do anything.

[@arnold3768]

True, there's like no reason for Germany to want it back. It's inhabited mostly by russians and is less advanced than the Western Europe countries...

[@HCl431]

@@arnold3768 Russia actually asked germany about returning it in 1990 but germany declined.

[@arnold3768]

@@HCl431 oh wow nice, I didn't know that. 😮

[@Nosirt]

@@arnold3768 russiais losing money in kaliningrad and wants to desperately give off to someone. it just a military post but does help much cause its still inside the denmak chokehold. russia would take crimea in a heartbeat they could trade kaliningrad. back when USSR was touching it, it was inexpensive, but now, russia spends insane amount of money to house, ship and all for that land that not usefull in any way. if war broke out, poland would take it within a day. germany on the otherhand does want few million russian in land less developed than hungary

[@gott7574]

@@dasmensh Sure, it is part of our history. But would it be worth it? No. Nothing of Königsberg is left.

[@ericdano]

This is scary. It's like it's playing out now...........

[@evgeniam685]

Because everything is preplanned in advance. This guy just read what he was told to say but with some twisting.

[@IGOMON2]

I think i love you. Thanks for the information.

[@davidozab2753]

"I thought the Soviet Union broke up." "That's what we wanted you to think! Ha ha ha ha!!!"

[@MarloSoBalJr]

" *Laughs in Stalin* "

[@owand5017]

'' Red alert 3 theme starts playing ''

[@kubofromsk]

The Simpsons 😂

[@jdrab]

It's "xa xa xa" not hahaha :D

[@JohnDoeKek]

The Simpsons were right again.

[@deniz9415]

I think this guy played too much Hearts of Iron IV.

[@readisgooddewaterkant7890]

True

[@COWP]

Bruh

[@sporksto4372]

Obviously

[@aslkbgh]

I think he made it since the book was written in 1997

[@deniz9415]

@@aslkbgh good point

[@Giderz]

1:54 aged well

[@callme7170]

Agree

[@Ma_ksi]

Yes very funny

[@rowan2828]

this is chilling to watch today

[@CJusticeHappen21]

*Russia:* "Hey, Germany! It's Russia! Hey, remember how much you love taking over other countries?" *Germany:* "IT IS 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING."

[@christian9125abd]

russia: you need to get up, at 5:45 we invade poland

[@brendenpeterson5684]

@@christian9125abd Germany: Come on Russia, we're too old to play those games

[@christian9125abd]

@@brendenpeterson5684 germany 31 years old, russia 29 years old..... i don't think so

[@terraformedmarsobjectcosmos]

@@christian9125abd *Germany revolution*

[@lordfoxgamingyt5579]

This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely

[@atlasmahagony3367]

@Anwesha Prakash no its from history of th world I guess

[@parthbonde2106]

@@atlasmahagony3367 Nooooooo

[@c.g.5580]

Atlas Mahagony oh no...

[@tomney4460]

Dooowwwwwwwww noooooooooooo

[@lordfoxgamingyt5579]

@@tomney4460 French Revolution? Lmao

[@SuperMario.]

Much of Russian history can be some up in these 5 words "and then things got worse". Never been more apt.

[@ComradeCorvus]

People watching this in 2022: "Interesting."

[@thysupremematrix4327]

Lmao

[@harambe4656]

yep

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Pretty cool that they are writing post-soviet fan-fiction in Russia.

[@lobobaltazar1322]

The worst thing is I see that America is doing this sort of thing all the time :S

[@baam25th31]

@@lobobaltazar1322 Isn't this common in every nation though?

[@lobobaltazar1322]

@@baam25th31 Truth be told- mostly yes. Just other countries are not so influential so Us sticks out from my biased point of view :)

[@baam25th31]

​@@lobobaltazar1322Try to view it from a global point of view and it won't stick out as much as some other nations.

[@Alligator009]

No one takes this stuff seriously. And this whole Video is stupid as shit anyway😂

[@vm9522]

*WW3 starts and all countries destroy themselves* Switzerland (chilling since WW1): Finally! After more than 100 years my grandplan to conquer the world has succeeded!

[@acutechicken5798]

Camping: a legitimate strategy.

[@brinkipinki]

Switzerland has been neutral before ww1

[@NewPaulActs17]

@Nolkin Blubaugh like triple that...

[@riccardos2955]

@Nolkin Blubaugh Its 500 Years without international Conflict and 200 since our last Civil War (wich by the way only 200 guys died)

[@vitaobatera]

Antarctica will have a tropical climate by then. Not at all suffering with residual radioative oceans.

[@TheMasterTeddy]

_"Russian Plan to Conquer the World"_ *Russia invades Ukraine *Russia fails *Russia collapsed

[@moshevsky3518]

💀💀💀 bro

[@Lukas-lp2fz]

dich honk sieht man auch seit jahren überall

[@couch72potato]

TheMasterTeddy in was für ner Welt lebst denn du ? Die Realität sieht anders aus

[@steveget1186]

Пока исполнился только пункт про вторжение. И при последнем будет конец света из-за ядерного оружия.

[@3aMonolit]

@Steveget So how did you screw up in Afghanistan? Why did you need two wars in Chechnya? And why do you still not control it and pay the Chechen huge sums of money? Why didn't you just nuke them? You have already started psychosis due to the discrepancy between realities. Because for 70 years you have only heard how Europe is rotting, about America's foreign debt and about your own greatness. But this is only on TV, and in reality you are worthless. Your science has remained somewhere in the 80s, everyone who has money wants to be treated in the West, industry is all on Western equipment, half of your country lies in ruins, the quality of life is falling. Your army turned out to be nothing more than a corruption scheme and a paper tiger. All that remains in this psychosis is to scream about nuclear weapons. And what do you think, do you still have it? Because you know, people talk and they say that about 20% of your triad is left, and everything else has rotted and there is no way to use even this 20% with normal efficiency. You are screwed, your empire will fall, remnants will be denuclearized and time to pay debts will come.

[@lorenzomabalos9851]

This would make a good plot for Red Alert 4

[@alt00875]

Next Up : How Switzerland plans to conquer the World by 2020

[@M65V19]

Just to block bank accounts, I guess?

[@rahmatbanua7009]

Sky they'll counquer it with Swiss chees

[@ivankenobenko5554]

Or classic Luxembourg world conquest

[@oilersridersbluejays]

The Swiss/Luxembourg/Icelandic Alliance.

[@avelus5984]

Watch “Terceira Guerra Mundial” by DGP Mundo.

[@zuko1569]

America vs China vs Russia The most anticipated Agario battle

[@lucian4615]

and then Japan comes with Levi Ackerman and dominates everything (and for the other members Naruto, Natsu, Goku, the Elric brothers, Saitama, Kaneki etc)

[@19MAD95]

3 kingdoms

[@butterybutterman7364]

@@lucian4615 The US Makes Netflix Adaptations of all of them. The world is destroyed.

[@MEMUspotter]

This may happen in near future.

[@MiA-kb3pi]

@@lucian4615 NO ANYONE BUT SAITAMA

[@willem2256]

Real life lore:The insane Russian plane to conquer the world. Russia in 2022: Struggling to invade the poorest country in Europe. Me:👁️👄👁️.

[@chrisgaming9567]

Dugin was a fascist, so of course he was totally wrong about his country's own strength

[@AureliusAntoninusCaracalla]

this video is looking prophetic now

[@MelvinDukowski]

Dugin should have taken a geopolitics course on skillshare

[@aibh7903]

This is a 4head Level plan “In order to take Ukraine, just take it” Truly genius

[@user-fx1sy1ch9g]

2014 proved this one to be not that easy

[@iamunamed5800]

Oh yeah, it's big brain time

[@512TheWolf512]

Just get a house 4house

[@2madgamer]

Анна Какая-то слава україні

[@PinkCasper]

watching this in 2022 hits different

[@calebscalf5035]

I thought I was supposed to be watching a video on a hypothetical, not watching the news.

[@AMD_Fan_98]

Putin saw this video and was like, "Wouldn't it be funny if we like, legit did this, in like, real life. That'd be sick."

[@whatsmyname626]

feel like he has been, massive political divide in US, Georgia war 08, Ukraine now, selling natural gas to Germany for years presumably to stay on good terms. All stinks if you ask me.

[@ksipnios_the_original]

@@rankum2392 Whose regime is far left? Putin's?

[@temirlanmukashev6236]

Also, UK leaving EU is definitely the work of Putin's lies and propaganda. Masterful manipulation of public opinion by using his fake news

[@ronnynoneofyourbusinessgoo7892]

Dugin whose book this is discussing is the policy big thinker behind all this. He's like Putin & junta's court philosopher. That's why. I am not joking.

[@mrlordsaif5708]

They're failing miserably conquering Ukraine, let alone the world lmao.

[@TaraZaraChara]

"All without a shot being fired" Romanian and Hungarian revolutions: Am I a joke to you?

[@Homer-OJ-Simpson]

Phoenia's Productions he meant without a shot from NATO.

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Very

[@user-xp2dw1us1m]

Well, everything is a joke for Russia

[@lisz1570]

Sloidarność: am i a joke to you

[@inactive859]

Lithuanian independence im i a joke to you!?

[@Blueskies885]

This aged well