The Insane Russian Plan to Conquer the World

[@RealLifeLore]

If you actually find yourself in charge of Russia and watch this video... this probably isn’t actually the best advice to follow. But I hope that’d be obvious :) Maybe read something a lilll more serious

[@Person-ng5hp]

Hi

[@tenk548]

You forgot that China is all ready an alley with Russia.

[@sporksto4372]

@@tenk548 China is no ally of Russia. lol

[@outdatedtank4542]

Russia and China are friends because they are both enemies of the USA

[@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath]

Congrats on swallowing weakest bait from Dugin lmao

[@brochvilla5953]

Didn't know that Neville Chamberlaine was in charge of all the nations in the world except Russia.

[@sanzhsn]

Nice

[@Shadowuser-cm2cw]

They'll stop eventually right?

[@brochvilla5953]

Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Violetenist]

Peace for our time!

[@mosquitobight]

How will the world ever stop Russia now? There are only what, 10 or 20 countries that have more people?

[@bearcatben4762]

Russia: buddying up to Germany Poland: Hey, I've seen this one before, it's a classic

[@deutschekanadische]

Poland: NO YOU AND RUSSIA SPLITTING ME IN HALF BETWEEN YOU TWO

[@tiedough7481]

Russia and germany: Its free real estate

[@abandonedchannel72929]

Yaaah, it's rewind time.

[@VoltFall]

*ah shit here we go again*

[@yes.2913]

Poland more like Russia and Germany combined

[@davidbenedict5617]

-Soviet Union- Russian Federation: Thank you RealLifeLore. We'll be monitoring your videos from now on.

[@gozewijngoossens4877]

😂

[@davidbenedict5617]

@@gozewijngoossens4877 ?

[@jajajajja3481]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@davidbenedict5617]

@@jajajajja3481 we will simply examine his work. This is a free space for the internet, so we rarely interfere with this video.

[@JohnDoeKek]

@@davidbenedict5617 *Сука Блядь!*

[@LAVATORR]

I love how much of this plan consists of "I dunno, conquer Europe somehow? Then Asia! Conquer Asia by doing stuff!"

[@isaacheiss1565]

Yeah man it will be great

[@deleted-something]

Fr

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

That is basically how they are doing it.

[@YonaSoundcloud]

@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ an attempt was made

[@mepipe7705]

This is exactly the way how the Ruzzians are trying to conquer Ukraine at the moment. do stuff, repeat, do more of it, on and on and on...

[@hebl47]

Last 200 years of Russian geopolitics can be summed up into these 5 words: "Looking for warm water port."

[@brandong.1857]

Syria. Just saying.

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Hebl von Heblowitz he said “a top comment” not the top comment just saying

[@hebl47]

@@RealClutchMcGee Oh, okay. Let's nitpick that tiny detail. Still, the rest of my point stands.

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Hebl von Heblowitz that saying is pretty common so i dont think you did copy whoever made the other comment

[@ilufex9794]

Hebl von Heblowitz you proberbly still did copy the comment but who cares just saying

[@karlmartin9446]

Russia: Ey, Germany wanna be friends? Germany: Yeah, ok. Poland: I dont like where this is going.

[@technoimperialist9509]

Russia and Germany: this is where the fun begins Poland: I have a bad feeling about this

[@axelbruce2685]

@@technoimperialist9509 yay germany back not stupid wemair republic why don't indiana join you lol

[@axelbruce2685]

@WeDontGiveADuck rude nein

[@ussrsniper1877]

@@axelbruce2685 Im from indiana what does that mean

[@axelbruce2685]

@@ussrsniper1877 no in German

[@royxeph_arcanex]

Someone really needs to uninstall EUIV from this man's computer

[@stevenn_driscoll]

Omri Levin yes they do

[@ryack6355]

Hoi4 modern day mod...

[@royxeph_arcanex]

@@ryack6355 euiv also has one. The extended timeline mod :)

[@ryack6355]

Omri Levin Yeah absolutely does, I’ve played it. I’ve even played the WW2 mod. But sometimes I find that Eu4 has trouble replicating modern warfare, and Hoi4 can’t replicate the warfare of the Middle Ages either. Each has their pros and cons. But EU4 is the game out of any other that I love the most.

[@Wadii-sv3np]

lloll

[@aliersinoral]

They took your words seriously

[@m1abrams1776]

Aleksandr Dugin's words

[@estoor4258]

Seems like someone played a little too much of HoI4 Millenium Dawn.

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

LOL

[@axelandersson6314]

You can't even go through with that level of diplomatic appeasement in the game, sadly. All this seems to mostly be what one could expect from any Alt-History fan who knows a bit of history but doesn't understand how politics in the present day functions. But you're right that it that aligns with someone playing PDX games and expecting a low world tension to be enough to conquer all of eastern europe.

[@komin01]

sadly, every AI in it is Switzerland

[@goodcookgaming5352]

@@komin01 *Drew Durnil has entered the chat*

[@thegame7039]

I was gonna comment that 🤣🤣

[@Kittycorn115]

*Germany & Russia talk friendly towards one another about land* *Poland has left the chat*

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

Points at "Poland has left the chat" this is brilliant, Points at "Poland: *Chuckles* I'm in danger"but I like this.

[@shadowguardian3612]

@yaeR124 3 times.

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

@yaeR124 yeah, like my mom and dad did with me...

[@KingJohnMichael]

@@d_y_n_a_m_o 3 times too?

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

@@KingJohnMichael First my mom and dad Then my step-mom and step-dad Then my step-step-mom and step-step-dad... :/

[@duckduck2633]

Russia- Wanna join me *Germany- No* MISSION FAILED WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME

[@ТимофейМихайлович-н5х]

If the right wing party gains seats in German parliament, it will happen.

[@466chalk]

Russia: Want to join me? Germany: WE HAVE 2X THE ECONOMY AS YOU! WE YOU SHOULD BE ASKING TO JOIN US!

[@TheHyBriD3I6]

Snake? SNAAAKE!

[@achinthyavishnuvardhan19]

@@466chalk Russia : Wanna taste muh nukes. ????

[@eastlaosempire999]

@@466chalk If Russia wasn't embargoed by the US, Russia would definitely be twice as rich as Germany

[@Wumboo1]

"Ukraine is the second Russia" Belarus: am I a joke to you? Russia: yes, but actually yes

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

It looks like the Russians are holding the Belorussians hostage. It almost seems like Lukashenko and his officials are giving hints at wanting to normalize relations with the West.

[@retineyzer7906]

Belarus is the third one

[@israeldelarosa5461]

@@retineyzer7906 Belarus: Always second best 😢

[@codyyh9421]

Russia: Declares war on Finland Finland: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@sporksto4372]

We all know that Finland would easily kick Russian asses this time again.

[@lauri8421]

Oh no im from Finland

[@sporksto4372]

@Big Smoke There were no NATO when they literally did that.

[@tetrafuse3096]

@@lauri8421 me too

[@jocking3]

Russia: Declares war on Finland Finland: Ah shit, here we go again. Russia: *Face of regret*

Russia : "Germany, do you want to be my ally and we share Europe together." Germany : "No." The end.

[@falk2009]

I would support it, fuck america

[@Gilgameshh]

I like how the book says so casually to convince not just germany but france as well to join the russian side. They're arguably one of the countries least likely to join on earth regardless of what russia offers

[@KabobHope]

Alter the question to a Russia/China alliance instead.

[@ficagames475]

@@Gilgameshh yeah it would be easier convince china

[@arthemis1039]

Tbh Germany would never accept such thing. The German people would not want such thing to happen again, and it's not like evrybody would freak out if Russia was ever to propose such a deal

[@winnamon7587]

Uk isolated from Europe Us is in chaos Armenia and Azerbaijan are in war *oh no* Edit: can you fiends stop? I get i am wrong but I was spot on back then, stop "umm actually"ing me

[@dilsherferuzov5084]

@Joao Nogueira basically russia vs ottoman

[@tasa3854]

Well I guess its time to learn Russian

[@BM-ub9gh]

@@tasa3854, in your f-ing dreams!!!

[@metadragon7500]

COVID-19 vaccine was developed by Russia

[@metadragon7500]

@@hydraoni0n Did you think I was being serious somehow?

[@paulohagan3309]

'Oh boss, we've encountered a bit of a bump in the road.' 'What?' 'Well, there's this place called Ukraine ...'

[@Magikalic]

"The less the UK can influence Europe the better" *nervous cough*

[@slipknotfan8017]

Don't think that worked out to well last time they did that

[@pizduk.1337]

Brexit doesn't mean that they won't be able to affect eurpean politics

[@Alex-dp1bk]

I uh think they're on that step rn

[@leemacdonald6533]

Strongest soft power in the world

[@岡山大木]

Sir Oswald Mosley You probably Irish 🤣🤣

[@matthewmcneany]

Russian history in 11 words: We need access to the sea. No, not that sea.

[@jasonpost913]

In six words: The quest for warm water ports

[@vae9644]

10 words.

[@vimoo9783]

3 words: *I need seas*

[@matthewmcneany]

​@The Void that speaks Yeah, I think I wrote it out then changed it after I counted it. I feel like changing it after people pointed it out would be petulant.

[@yusufemir8314]

That's 10 words.

[@zhuolixie5922]

How many Toyota corollas are needed to cover the entirety of Russia?

[@CarterDarrah]

A lot

[@jhayeah]

Yes

[@Mogeli]

According to my calculation you would need at least 10

[@SunitaSharma-hf1np]

You need 100000000000000 Toyota Corolla to cover Russia.

[@zhuolixie5922]

Mrmogeli way more than 10, at least 100.

[@elenahodgson7807]

There was an attempt on Dugin's (the author of the book) life today. Only, instead of him, his daughter Daria was blown up in his car.

[@juliusnepos6013]

Yeah

[@isaacheiss1565]

Wait the guy where his daughter got car bombed is the dude who wrote this book?

[@yohanbeck8172]

@@isaacheiss1565 Yes

[@YonaSoundcloud]

@@isaacheiss1565 this really explains a lot...

[@MelvinDukowski]

Dugin should have taken a geopolitics course on skillshare

[@stormskjdt7962]

“so how did you invade the whole world?” Future russian world leader: “well, there’s this youtube video...”

[@lkapo7047]

Most underrated comment haha :D

[@ambivert7409]

😂😂😂😂

[@blauwbeer556]

Imagine that there was some random KZbin video on how Vatican city could take over the world and the Pope was like "yeah, we need more Catholics".

[@rajendrasinghrawat6280]

😂😂😂Insane

[@yourbestfriendtm2668]

There will no be other leader, Putin is immortal

[@lordshaxx4693]

Russia: “Germany Join me in World Domination” Germany: “No” Russia: “Would you do it for a Königsberg snack?” Germany: *Invades Poland*

[@davestylehenry]

Ha but seriously Germany doesn't want it back it's useless and most Germans are gone there's just Russians

[@lordshaxx4693]

It’s pretty sad since half of Prussia is no longer German, and they literally created Germany

[@usuarionormal6778]

ZOINKS GERMANY WE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[@DaDunge]

@@lordshaxx4693 None of Prussia is German any more.

[@lordshaxx4693]

Brandenburg is still German

[@don4374au]

Plan: 1) Go to Ukraine; 2) Lose whole army; 3) Break apart.

[@andrewengland8021]

The whole of the army? Or just the hole?

[@don4374au]

@@andrewengland8021 oops

[@Manikanta-hh7wp]

Russia and allies lost 15 to 20 Thousand troops whereas Ukraine lost more than 130 Thousand troops.. Who is losing?

[@don4374au]

@@Manikanta-hh7wp yeah, that's why the mobilization began, and even after that Russia cannot hold the front (Kherson, Kharkiv). I've been hearing such comments for a year now, man. So, who is sucking?

[@Manikanta-hh7wp]

​@@don4374au Kherson and Kharkiv Kharkiv: Disaster for Russia. The entire Kharkiv region became useless when they failed to do offensive towards Sloviansk directly. Then those troops are redirected to other fronts leaving only 2000 soldiers very partially manned. Ukraine stromed with 11000 Elite Ukranian army comprised with lot of foreigners. Russia quickly understood the situation and sent it's Airforce just to rescue the Soldiers in that area. Ukraine got lot of Russian Equipment from Kharkiv it massively needed Kherson: Since Mobilized troops hasn't arrived. Defending to death in Kherson city with an outnumbered Ukranian troops and 'Ukraine throwing missles at Zaparochia bridge which collapse can put the Kherson city under water with Russian troops stuck in the city' is not a good idea, better to retrack back to more defensible River. That's when Russian General Surovikan came in and executed a ordered and planned withdrawl with getting all the equipment and Soldiers with very minimum losses. Meanwhile Russian Army setup the defense lines and death traps for Ukranian soldiers advancing towards Kherson city. Killing as many Ukrainian soldiers as possible with as minimum number of killings in Russian side. Now Russia got numbers.. No more offensives are possible. Now look out for Russian offensives in coming months.

[@Yessir822]

"Just have Germany sign an alliance with you and you can guarentee them central Europe." *Third time's the charm?*

[@UniDeathRaven]

Germany to be colony of the USA till like 2080year. Right now only 2019.

[@thezipcreator]

@@UniDeathRaven excuse me what?

[@dugiejoness5197]

@@UniDeathRaven In this future moment germans will afraid speak german. There will them too less for rule their country.

[@UniDeathRaven]

@@dugiejoness5197 Thats good. I'd like Germans to cease exist.

[@benedictcremer9761]

@@UniDeathRaven Thank you my brother. Much appreciated. Kappa

[@bakrahabibi5471]

Hoi 4 players: Write that down, write that down.

[@personalname2056]

lol I taught the sane thing

[@smartboi5354]

/annex all

[@user-ptrb]

Кто нибудь русский знает??;!!;!;

[@thundergaming1880]

I literally just saw snapback meme and now this game chasing me.

[@smartboi5354]

@@thundergaming1880 resist the tempation, if you don't, you're gonna start doing hoi4 acheivments, and if you do, you will never be able to stop

[@GoldenKing05]

Russia: needs to isolate the u.k The U.k: leaves the eu Russia: that works

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

Yep, I didn't want any of this but I can't vote so I'll just have to live with it I guess. And also the part when he talked about the Russian plan to cause mayhem in America. *Flashbacks to allegations of Russian interference in 2016* (Trump)

[@saint4life09]

Still a leading member of NATO, has close relations with its neighbours and can ideally regain it's once close ties with Canada, Australia and New Zealand. So yeah, hardly being isolated.

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

@@saint4life09 Canada is across the atlantic and Australia and new zealand are literally on the other side of the earth. Yes we do have relations outside of the EU but we did ruin ties with our closest neighbours

[@saint4life09]

@@Ggyhhggtyyy That's just not true. European markets still need the UK.

[@Ggyhhggtyyy]

@@saint4life09 yeah lets see how much the EU depends on our little island.

[@wurzeldesproblems9137]

As a german i can say: i don't think we are interested in that piece of land first offered. I doubt anyone has any plans to get real estate in the middle of nowhere. Honestly the eastern parts of Germany, which used to belong to the russians after ww2 until reuniting with West Germany, is still in pretty bad shape. The infrastructure is bad and underdeveloped, payment is worse and young people kept migrating to the west which lead to a very old population in that area - offering us more of that? Ah no thank you. You can keep that. Instead Russia tried to get us with energy and trade, northstream 2 and all that. I would like to watch a video analising russians real life tactics.

[@Harold046]

The current state of eastern Germany is less due to what it was when the re-unification happened than on how the re-unification was handled. Economically, it might've been far better for eastern Germany to remain independent. But hey : western Germany made a whole lot of profit from that deal, so... yeah, you should definitely take it if Russia _could_ offer you "more of that" : these lands wouldn't become more prosperous, quite the opposite actually, but there's some good profits to be made for the mainland. As for Northstream 2... Germany kinda threw itself in Russia's arms, with its energy policy. It might not have been so stupid after all, and it probably played a hand in Russia's decision to invade Ukraine... I guess we'll see. The people upstairs probably have access to much better information than we do, after all.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

You’ve been cucked by anti nationalist Jewish propaganda. Germany should own most of Central Europe. But modern Germany is an American slave colony. If you go to Germany you barely see anyone speaking German anymore and most Germans speak English better than mother tongue

[@wurzeldesproblems9137]

@@NeostormXLMAX okay first of all we have barely any jews left because of the terrible things that happend here. And even if there were the jews are not to be blamed. They are a religious group like any other. We do not have a lot of nationalisim (exept for the eastern parts where Neonazis are taking foot) and that ist due to our "Vergangenheitsbewältigung" - us actually dealing with our past in an attempt to stop it from happening again. And germans speak good englisch because we learned it in school. Many germans speak Spanish or French for the same reason. In the eastern parts you will find germans speaking polish or russian. And you will find germans speaking german everywhere. You will find if you came here and actually investigated you wild and outlandish claims, that our language is so rich we have a lot of dialects. And no we do not blindly follow the USA, they are considered an ally but our general opinion has shifted when Trump became president - Merkel gave a speech saying Germans is on it's own now. And even before then the USA was against us building Nord Stream II but did we listen? No we did not. It might come as a surprise to you but we are living in a democracy (slightly corrupted by big buisnesses and rich people trying to buy the law) but in general not influenced by the USA or the jews. I don't know where you got your informationen from but i would douple check your sources.

[@OlehF-u1m]

@@Harold046 Russia began developing a plan to seize Ukraine back in 1991. This is an empire that wanted to destroy Ukrainians all the time and not only that. It is born in their ideology

[@Harold046]

@@OlehF-u1m Sounds fair. Back in the 1990, the USA also had their own plan to destroy Ukraine. Brzezinski instigated that plan and wrote about it (The great chessboard, see the chapter about Ukraine). I haven't heard about the Russian equivalent though. I'd be interested in knowing more.

[@sergeychernyshov7469]

"The US has a large military presence in Afghanistan" - well, starting from today, no more.

[@skies6546]

Yh biden kinda just said let them die

[@sanjay_swain]

I still don't understand, why they are their in the first place. And if they were there for decades why the country collapsed the minute they left lol

[@ArmyNavyAcademy]

Yeah can't believe Trump ordered a pull out

[@milesdunstan-daams4855]

Russia could maybe ally them, security is what the Taliban get obviously.

[@kko5779]

@@skies6546 lmao die without you? American white saviourism is off the limits

[@ea2631]

Step 1, hope everyone is literally unconscious for 2 years. Step 2, win

[@sabotabby3372]

Still more viable than "anarcho" capitalism

[@sabotabby3372]

@Red Pilled Greg Heffley so is "any truly free society will have a thriving free market in children" but we've still got wankers shilling Rothbard

[@ea2631]

@@sabotabby3372 this dude pissed I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@sabotabby3372]

@@ea2631 silence ayncrap

[@sabotabby3372]

@@ea2631 call me a Surface to Air Missile because that shit don't fly here

[@Klipik12]

This plan basically reads: "How to take over Europe and Asia: Step 1. Take over Europe. Step 2. Take over Asia." Great plan. Much detail.

[@redbastard9711]

This vid is trash, guy basically dont know what hes talking about

[@simohayho8622]

Copying shit

[@tallerstond8105]

dARCliTE mEsSIAH he didn’t make the book

[@asuka7309]

@@redbastard9711 he didn't write the book smartass, and for the most part he's just pointing out how absurd it is lmao

[@tallerstond8105]

dARCliTE mEsSIAH maybe because the book was absurd..?

[@GTAjedi]

I think we know what Putin's bedtime reading is

[@1R2R3K4]

Russia is trying world conguest on easy difficulty with AI switched off

[@antitheticalelysium413]

With instant construction activated as well

[@franciscopereira7798]

@Jeff -66 why?

[@jonahsoldier9736]

@Jeff -66 seems more about how it seems everything would have to just be handed to Russia for this to work but OK

[@aadeezblastchannel]

Annex All

[@leonardorivelo6068]

Annex_USA

[@pacodelazyfucc6344]

Russia: *Takes over half of the world* Nato: Did anyone hear anything?

[@tealablu3759]

Paco de lazy fucc nah, see, the antiquated alliances would force everyone back into war ala WWI

[@zukunftverstehen]

AAHHAHAH, yes especially when national american terroristic organization moved more than inch eastwards since late 80s - it is all so, but just all the way round!

[@Perrirodan1]

The most aggressive moves require that the USA is involved in some kind of civil war.

[@nicholasrowley947]

@@zukunftverstehen ...You're Serb aren't you.

[@iliamthaisvilella3159]

NATO: *did anyone hear boom?*

[@SammyBoy818]

Russia makes alliance with Germany Putin: Angela what’s up with the weird mustache

[@leysont]

@IvanUbijoRusa Ah yes, Chancellor Angela Merkel, daughter of our beloved emperor Friedrich Wilhelm II.

[@devinthierault]

"Idk, feeling antisemitic might delete later lol"

[@plusxz821]

@@devinthierault antisemitic science boost +34%

[@nachoqualsevol554]

Angela: We need gas and Sputnik V vaccines... ;) Putin: Done!

[@abdmzn]

@@plusxz821 Wouldn't be science -50% because of the whole kicking Einstein and Jewish scientists thing?

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

“Then there’s Ukraine, which is just second Russia. Just curb-stomp them easily.” *spends 9 months dramatically failing at curb-stomping*

[@Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt]

1 year soon

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt and they're failing miserably too

[@coajdka]

@@HunterPrimeV23 bro ukraine is losing nearly 1000 men a day theyre not winning

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@coajdka No one is winning but Russia was losing captured territory faster then they captured it

[@HunterPrimeV23]

@@coajdka Russia is losing a similar amount

[@polyspheremusic3417]

Switzerland be like: 𝘽𝙚𝘼𝙪𝙏𝙞𝙁𝙪𝙡 𝙒𝙚𝘼𝙩𝙃𝙚𝙍 𝙏𝙤𝘿𝙖𝙔

[@billy_boi]

I see some squares thereee boiiii

[@thevinhtran4409]

Spectator mode activate!

[@gabor6259]

Why would you go to war when you have Swiss chocolate?

[@CompactStar]

Holy cow, you have access to the font Gill Sans!

[@polyspheremusic3417]

🇨🇭🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭

[@oceanicbloom1407]

Meanwhile in Moscow, “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!” Edit:Thanks for the likes comrades

[@bryancruz8782]

Ha ha ha 👌🏽

[@Devmess7799]

Lol

[@AvojetlifeGames]

i think you mean НАПИШИТЕ ЭТО ВНИЗ, НАПИШИТЕ ЭТО ВНИЗ!!!

[@aspid6546]

That's still wrong, tho

[@maxstone2380]

Nice reference from that French Charles guy 👌

[@aibh7903]

This is a 4head Level plan “In order to take Ukraine, just take it” Truly genius

[@АннаНікітіна-к3о]

2014 proved this one to be not that easy

[@iamunamed5800]

Oh yeah, it's big brain time

[@512TheWolf512]

Just get a house 4house

[@2madgamer]

Анна Какая-то слава україні

[@darkwingduckie7]

Watching this in March 2022... Video: Ukraine is little Russia, invade Ukraine at any time. Putin: Good idea. Germany: Supplies weapons to the resistance in Ukraine. Putin: Well, there goes the alliance with Germany idea.

[@techwithib]

When was Ukraine a resistance🤣🤣.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Pretty cool that they are writing post-soviet fan-fiction in Russia.

[@lobobaltazar1322]

The worst thing is I see that America is doing this sort of thing all the time :S

[@baam25th31]

@@lobobaltazar1322 Isn't this common in every nation though?

[@lobobaltazar1322]

@@baam25th31 Truth be told- mostly yes. Just other countries are not so influential so Us sticks out from my biased point of view :)

[@baam25th31]

​@@lobobaltazar1322Try to view it from a global point of view and it won't stick out as much as some other nations.

[@Alligator009]

No one takes this stuff seriously. And this whole Video is stupid as shit anyway😂

[@r2b217]

When you treat Geopolitics like a HOI4 game…

[@lioraselby5328]

And Russia is the only human player.

[@kiaesmail2537]

It's more like when you use cheat's

[@likeadraw7722]

@The Nova renaissance why attacking goddamn russia for tungesten when you have Portugal?

[@augusth2212]

Geopolitic Simulator 4 😎

[@Stonks1957]

Well it sorta going to plan

[@Bawamba]

I'm in tears 😂This aged like milk!🤣"If you gotten to this point, just absorb mongolia and destroy China" 😂

[@tritium1998]

Russia has to grovel to weaker countries but can simply seize Chinese territory in here.

[@Bawamba]

Russia cant even take Ukraine. China have a population 30 times bigger than Ukraine.. Good luck goin to war with China if you're Russia. @@tritium1998

[@Bawamba]

And they have a population 10 times bigger than Russia. @@tritium1998

[@oscarwalter518]

Russia: Become my ally and dominate Europe. Germany: I already dominate Europe.

[@troll2161]

@@candyneige6609 How does France dominate Europe more than Germany?

[@Nozylatten]

@@freehelicopterrides5778 he called the European Union a success hahahaha the same body who told Germany to bankrupt their self on foreigners, good one mate.

[@wakeful5923]

@@freehelicopterrides5778 Why u rp countries in a comment section

[@jthemw5166]

@Gordon Freeman's voice actor we have 96 seats in the parliament. And I wouldn't also say that we don't rule Europe. But in fact the economical power and friendship of Germany and France is the glue which holds the EU together

[@Bob.629]

Spain and Portugal: what is happening around us

[@zuko1569]

America vs China vs Russia The most anticipated Agario battle

[@lucian4615]

and then Japan comes with Levi Ackerman and dominates everything (and for the other members Naruto, Natsu, Goku, the Elric brothers, Saitama, Kaneki etc)

[@19MAD95]

3 kingdoms

[@butterybutterman7364]

@@lucian4615 The US Makes Netflix Adaptations of all of them. The world is destroyed.

[@MEMUspotter]

This may happen in near future.

[@MiA-kb3pi]

@@lucian4615 NO ANYONE BUT SAITAMA

[@gagaming5210]

Germany: "How big do you want the territory to be?" Russia: "Yes"

[@nuclearelectronicdude4258]

I Love it

[@jorikito]

"da"

[@JeroenJA]

wow.. Germany on your side, that Russia treis to do with cheap gas in real life, but any boundery change is any EU state is clearly not an option, certainly not for Germany that would for analogy reasons always avoid to seem an agressor in any way within Europe :-). that was already the case is 1990, so even the very start is wow, who the fuck wrote this bullshit? :p

[@tabasscoproductions368]

fuck off lick-bitch

[@user-fl9fp5vi7d]

Caboose me love Russian sperm

[@Ashadow700]

Putin: "Hey, what if we, like.... did this for real?" Reality: "Then you lose. Badly"

[@lionheart199]

Aging like milk

[@Ashadow700]

@@lionheart199 Yeah, because wasting more than 30,000 men over 2 months to _not_ capture Avdiivka means Russia is winning. 😑

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Russia: Hey Germany do you want an alliance? You can have Kalin- I mean Königsberg and Poland back. Maybe also the Central European countries. Germany: Nah man I think I'll pass. Russia: *My plan of world domination has failed*

[@kartoshka36]

Merkel won't agreed to this. SURPRISE!

[@riccardos2955]

Germany would reply with : ,, Ehm i allready rule over Europe dont need the drunk Russian to accomplish that....,,

[@Njuregen]

Russia has a declining local population... So technically if you want to play a numbers game you'd lose. Kaliningrad has a 0.8% german population by the way...

[@riccardos2955]

@@Njuregen Declining populations can allways be fixed by going full family politics. This is (in political views) an easy thing to fix. The bigger problem comes after some years when you need infrastructure like schools and hospitals for the extra population. Non the less an easy Fix, maybe an open letter to the prime minister can help. They did it in Italy and it seem that they are pushing something out this years. We dont have to go to war in Europe and kill even more of us, better repopulate everything

[@BarrettKillz]

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

[@alt00875]

Next Up : How Switzerland plans to conquer the World by 2020

[@M65V19]

Just to block bank accounts, I guess?

[@rahmatbanua7009]

Sky they'll counquer it with Swiss chees

[@ivankenobenko5554]

Or classic Luxembourg world conquest

[@oilersridersbluejays]

The Swiss/Luxembourg/Icelandic Alliance.

[@avelus5984]

Watch “Terceira Guerra Mundial” by DGP Mundo.

[@TDenterpriser]

Russia: makes a pact with Germany Germany: betrays Russia Russia: surprise pikachu face

[@MashiroShiina]

:0

[@drako115]

There we go again

[@Rodoadrenalina]

Aaaaaand peace is gone, as well as poor Poland, again...

[@darealdovahkiin3652]

@@Rodoadrenalinaagain again* lol

[@fetus9280]

*That meme is shit*

[@nero9506]

Here after Dugin's daughter was killed, apparently not everyone appreciated his book :)

[@hudsondunn8385]

I thought the book was bad but I didn’t think the book bombed that hard!

[@HCl431]

Russia: Hey Germany, want Kaliningrad back? You just need to get into an alli... Germany: Nope thanks I'm good When the first step of your grand plan fails so you literally can't do anything.

[@arnold3768]

True, there's like no reason for Germany to want it back. It's inhabited mostly by russians and is less advanced than the Western Europe countries...

[@HCl431]

@@arnold3768 Russia actually asked germany about returning it in 1990 but germany declined.

[@arnold3768]

@@HCl431 oh wow nice, I didn't know that. 😮

[@Nosirt]

@@arnold3768 russiais losing money in kaliningrad and wants to desperately give off to someone. it just a military post but does help much cause its still inside the denmak chokehold. russia would take crimea in a heartbeat they could trade kaliningrad. back when USSR was touching it, it was inexpensive, but now, russia spends insane amount of money to house, ship and all for that land that not usefull in any way. if war broke out, poland would take it within a day. germany on the otherhand does want few million russian in land less developed than hungary

[@gott7574]

@@dasmensh Sure, it is part of our history. But would it be worth it? No. Nothing of Königsberg is left.

[@schievel6047]

Russia: we need to keep the UK isolates from the rest of Europe UK: hold my beer

[@djstanojevic]

Tea*

[@antitheticalelysium413]

Here comes Brexit

[@libyanmapping5408]

Noone can hold your beer since your isolated now :/

[@toferg.8264]

Pascal Jaeger , Independence, freedom, and a vote isn't the same thing as isolation. Duh!

[@NeiNonni]

The point to note, of course, is that Russia actively involved itself in that, as per their interests. A little worrying.

[@i-dislike-handles]

1:55 "The US now has a large military presence in Afghanistan" Yeah... about that...

[@sreyashhossain5020]

I hope taliban does not like ussr

[@chillpodgaming5644]

@@sreyashhossain5020 i hope too

[@izawa9211]

@@sreyashhossain5020 i Hope they do cuz if they dont they gonna take over russia

[@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist]

@@sreyashhossain5020 they like China more so

[@daniell1483]

Three years out, and we can kinda see elements of this at play in the Ukraine war today. The only element of this "plan" that seemed to work out was Russia getting cozy with Iran. But even this had the unintended side effect of lending Ukraine support from Saudi Arabia and Israel. Europe wasn't divided, Japan wasn't convinced, China goes lolno, and of course, the US has been paying close attention to everything. Either Dugin sucked at geopolitical strategy, or Russia was horrible in executing this plan. Honestly, probably a little of both.

[@evgeniam685]

If you believe anything you are told on this channel. Russia simply restoring Tartaria, one big advanced civilization which once existed before great flood and was forgotten and erased from history. And after divide and conquer started

[@Bruh-td7ex]

​@@evgeniam685 are you high bro, did you swallow a whole crack.

[@happyfelix1440]

They have helped to achieve Brexit.

[@jedantonterrysoyosa5153]

wow what a coincidence that everything is in favour of russia right now. UK: Leaves EU U.S.A: Internally a mess China: Slowly devouring SEA

[@nozyy5684]

Yeah but there is things called nukes so this would never really worked

[@illumanati_01]

Nozyy Nukes are just scare tactics that will most likely not be dropped because of the amount of damage it will do globally

[@Tearakan]

@@illumanati_01 nukes were used in the previous world war exactly because of thd damage they caused.....

[@drampz_]

@@Tearakan two, dropped on Japan, as a show of the power the United States had over the world. In today's political landscape, most governing bodies have nukes in their arsenal, and the use of those nukes would only lead to assured destruction of the world.

[@Slender_Man_186]

Tearakan yeah, now the rest of the world has them, and MAD doctrine means using one outside of testing is suicide.

[@LazyCat010]

"I thought the Soviet Union broke up." "That's what we wanted you to think! Ha ha ha ha!!!"

[@MarloSoBalJr]

" *Laughs in Stalin* "

[@owand5017]

'' Red alert 3 theme starts playing ''

[@kubofromsk]

The Simpsons 😂

[@jdrab]

It's "xa xa xa" not hahaha :D

[@JohnDoeKek]

The Simpsons were right again.

[@vm9522]

*WW3 starts and all countries destroy themselves* Switzerland (chilling since WW1): Finally! After more than 100 years my grandplan to conquer the world has succeeded!

[@acutechicken5798]

Camping: a legitimate strategy.

[@brinkipinki]

Switzerland has been neutral before ww1

[@NewPaulActs17]

@Nolkin Blubaugh like triple that...

[@riccardos2955]

@Nolkin Blubaugh Its 500 Years without international Conflict and 200 since our last Civil War (wich by the way only 200 guys died)

[@vitaobatera]

Antarctica will have a tropical climate by then. Not at all suffering with residual radioative oceans.

[@thomasmaxon8911]

Somehow this video turned out to be extremely prescient. Even Dugin is playing a major part in the invasion. Crazy.

[@evgeniam685]

Everything is preplanned in our world in advance.

[@qwerty-br9vv]

Dugin does not play any role in the invasion. Nobody actually givws a crap about him

[@zynius]

"Hi, my name is Dugin, and I forgot that other countries also have nuclear weapons"

[@Rensune]

Dude completely forgot about India, which even when he wrote this was becoming a rising power.

[@Rensune]

@james cordan A huge population is an advantage in War, not a detriment. It was the Only advantage the Russians had and they still crushed the Nazis with it.

[@Rensune]

@james cordan India has Nukes, too.

[@devindixon9009]

Nuclear weapons are useless when you can disarm/shoot down via satellite. The nation who controls space controls the world and right now it's the US.

[@aliakatoorvi5572]

@@Rensune india ki ghand me danda to pakistan ne diya hua he tum russ se kya muqabla karo ghe

[@ndrgaming7344]

“Ukraine is basically just second Russia, so just take that over using any means necessary” That aged like milk

[@zacharyyassirgonzalez5694]

Bruh

[@jackmurray8456]

WDYM it's pretty accurate no?

[@itzKyleM88]

I'd say it aged well to be honest, video is pretty accurate so far pointing out Ukraine would be one of the first places to invade.

[@ndrgaming7344]

@@itzKyleM88 fair, I was mainly just pointing out how the video sorta made it seem as if it’d be a walk in the park, when as we can see it is clearly not

[@sergeantsupreme4395]

@@ndrgaming7344 ok

[@lordfoxgamingyt5579]

This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely

[@atlasmahagony3367]

@Anwesha Prakash no its from history of th world I guess

[@parthbonde2106]

@@atlasmahagony3367 Nooooooo

[@c.g.5580]

Atlas Mahagony oh no...

[@tomney4460]

Dooowwwwwwwww noooooooooooo

[@lordfoxgamingyt5579]

@@tomney4460 French Revolution? Lmao

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“While Finland isn’t a member of NATO…” It is now.

[@deniz9415]

I think this guy played too much Hearts of Iron IV.

[@readisgooddewaterkant7890]

True

[@COWP]

Bruh

[@sporksto4372]

Obviously

[@aslkbgh]

I think he made it since the book was written in 1997

[@deniz9415]

@@aslkbgh good point

[@shackhurst]

Ok comrade, we need to make Germany our ally. First we must make them stronger. *A few weeks later* Comrade, Germany is now in Moscow.

[@broccoli_jaeger]

Merkel would never accept Kaliningrad in the first place

[@moodman1151]

More like *A few weeks later* Comrade, Germany is now few kilometers away from Moscow. *Three Years later* Comrade, Berlin is ours

[@jaydupree418]

Germany's army is pretty weak nowadays.. for good reason.

[@JaKingScomez]

@@jaydupree418 funny Germany in the current situation hold of an Russian invasion. Not to mention more advance military technology and tactics, better allies, and bigger economy. Which means by the end of a war Germany will win since they can mobilize a bigger army.

[@plzfixwolves955]

@@broccoli_jaeger Because its full of Russians who want to be apart of Russia and not Germany.

[@Hvllow99]

Mercury Venus Blyat Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto Solar System by 2150

[@JamesBond-lk7pj]

Blyat has only one natural satellite called Cyka

[@Hvllow99]

@@JamesBond-lk7pj All planets orbit around Blin which gives light to the system.

[@jamesyboy4626]

Pluto ain't a planet and since it was discovered by an American I doubt they'd upgrade it to Igor or some shit.

[@spidercollector9636]

Whoa, Pluto's a planet in the future?!

[@Hvllow99]

@@spidercollector9636 Da

[@iunnor]

I like how the plan at the beginning is elaborate with getting countries to ally with Russia and then it devolves in to “just take the country lol”

[@isaacheiss1565]

Yeah man just walk in and take Ukraine, it'll be great

[@itsfinby]

@@isaacheiss1565surely wouldn’t start a now 17 month invadion

[@AMD_Fan_98]

Putin saw this video and was like, "Wouldn't it be funny if we like, legit did this, in like, real life. That'd be sick."

[@whatsmyname626]

feel like he has been, massive political divide in US, Georgia war 08, Ukraine now, selling natural gas to Germany for years presumably to stay on good terms. All stinks if you ask me.

[@ksipnios_the_original]

@@rankum2392 Whose regime is far left? Putin's?

[@temirlanmukashev6236]

Also, UK leaving EU is definitely the work of Putin's lies and propaganda. Masterful manipulation of public opinion by using his fake news

[@ronnynoneofyourbusinessgoo7892]

Dugin whose book this is discussing is the policy big thinker behind all this. He's like Putin & junta's court philosopher. That's why. I am not joking.

[@mrlordsaif5708]

They're failing miserably conquering Ukraine, let alone the world lmao.

[@TheTexas1994]

Russia: Putin, how many years do you plan to rule Russia? Putin: 8 Russia: Okay Step down Putin: Sorry it’s turned sideways. I mean ∞

[@BARRACUDA009]

Not funny :(

[@ansh6370]

@@BARRACUDA009 To the gulag!

[@DZ477]

@@timmtheilig6827 Yeah, fuck freedom and democracy! We support Putin!

[@fiferplayeralt7118]

Hail Putin or die

[@YAH2121]

hahahaha

[@TaraZaraChara]

"All without a shot being fired" Romanian and Hungarian revolutions: Am I a joke to you?

[@Homer-OJ-Simpson]

Phoenia's Productions he meant without a shot from NATO.

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Very

[@пенисничоек]

Well, everything is a joke for Russia

[@lisz1570]

Sloidarność: am i a joke to you

[@inactive859]

Lithuanian independence im i a joke to you!?

[@samsargent284]

Well this video just became scarily relevant again

[@kikivoorburg]

3:51 Wait hold up. “The less the UK can influence European politics the better”?! Did Russia cause Brexit?

[@alexmiller-crook9017]

There is evidence of Russian propaganda influence yes

[@levyroth]

Yes 😊

[@Tarix819]

There is no evidence whatsoever, its just remainer conspiracy theories. The EU is far more dangerous than Russia will ever be.

[@hoi4noob765]

I still think it's british humor which caused Brexit

[@KCzz15]

Completely unrelated, we saw Germany up to their old tricks of trying to control all of Europe under its heel yet again, and we wanted none of that.

[@NewNicator]

“It’s not like Estonia is already part of Germany’s sphere of influence or anything...” **chuckles in Euro**

[@connorthompson66]

Also, Greece.

[@Hollywood2021]

And Lithuania

[@WingedBagels]

Hey Japan, sever your ties with the US and we'll give some tiny islands

[@hall511]

You underestimate how much Japan want the Kuril Islands back.

[@zhengyuchen5786]

@Alex Mercer They actually don't want US support if they have a choice, they just can't. Japan is eagerly trying to become a military and economically independent country.

[@Texassince1836]

Wouldnt be the first time Japan severed ties with the US at some tiny islands

[@oldmountainhermit3347]

@@Texassince1836 Japan didn't have ties with the US before WW2 lol, the US had an embargo on Japan for invading pretty much all of eastern Asia. The US would probably have attacked them at some point and Japan destroyed the American fleet at Pearl Harbor to prevent that. WW2 in the Pacific did not break out over some tiny islands.

[@Marcusjnmc]

Japan will only ever ally to a stable naval power in it's current economc situation, they'd unilaterally oppose chinese & russian pacific ambtions just to keep the oceans quiet, the ideal economic situation for the U.S would be Japan, India & Australia ect taking on control of more of those sea lanes themselves anyway, but the financial commitment is steep & none of them are too enthusiastic for it anyway, so they're all U.S allies by default & reliant on them.

[@millerrepin4452]

Russia: alright lets try what it says in this book Ukraine: I'm gonna have to stop you right there

[@CJusticeHappen21]

*Russia:* "Hey, Germany! It's Russia! Hey, remember how much you love taking over other countries?" *Germany:* "IT IS 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING."

[@christian9125abd]

russia: you need to get up, at 5:45 we invade poland

[@brendenpeterson5684]

@@christian9125abd Germany: Come on Russia, we're too old to play those games

[@christian9125abd]

@@brendenpeterson5684 germany 31 years old, russia 29 years old..... i don't think so

[@terraformedmarsobjectcosmos]

@@christian9125abd *Germany revolution*

[@under_score3829]

Hmm. Some of this "alternate history" sounds strangely familiar... 3:57 5:05 7:00

[@AbrahamSalazar210]

3:57 - Brexit? 5:05 - Russian/Ukranian Border tensions? 7:00 - The rise of radical groups on US soil (e.g. antifa, self-proclaimed marxists/communists)?

[@Julio974]

They might be trying to start that plan. It's not necessarily in the order of the video, for example Germany would have to wait the AfD to win elections for the europe conquest to be viable.

[@tacticalfall4505]

Come on, get it to 69 likes

[@Gallic_Gabagool]

@@AbrahamSalazar210 plus right-wing militias and donald trump kek

[@faragar1791]

My thoughts exactly. All of this fits a little too well with current geopolitical events. The good news is that we now know Russia's possible playbook and can be countered.

[@bluepanther0368]

“Ensure Britain have as little say on European politics as possible” Brexit in a nutshell EDIT: thanks for 1K likes!

[@DeadBaron]

Don't forget the Antifa attacks and civil unrest in the US. The rampant SJWs all over social media. Google changing and hiding search results. Hmmmm...

[@roadhigher]

@@DeadBaron Im sure Antifa is the problem and not, you know, the Radical White Supremacist Terrorism which has already killed Hundreds of people in America.

[@overbassarberg9155]

Russia did Brexit?!?! Lolol

[@abubacarrjalloh6229]

@@DeadBaron If you think that "SJWs" and Antifa are major problems facing the US your just wrong. So what if there's a "sensitive group" of people online who seem to get offended over everything. The way that this is framed by the right implies that this "SJW" group can translate its opinions to domestic and foreign policy. I do not agree with what Antifa is supposedly doing, however there are much more important topics to discuss related to politics.

[@DeadBaron]

@@abubacarrjalloh6229 imagine thinking Antifa, who is attacking ICE facilities and attempting to shoot people in the streets, is not a threat. You'd have to be a moron to think they are not a terrorist organization. Also have to love the SJWs that support "punching Nazis" for voting for the wrong American politician.

[@TheMasterTeddy]

_"Russian Plan to Conquer the World"_ *Russia invades Ukraine *Russia fails *Russia collapsed

[@moshevsky3518]

💀💀💀 bro

[@Lukas-lp2fz]

dich honk sieht man auch seit jahren überall

[@couch72potato]

TheMasterTeddy in was für ner Welt lebst denn du ? Die Realität sieht anders aus

[@steveget1186]

Пока исполнился только пункт про вторжение. И при последнем будет конец света из-за ядерного оружия.

[@3aMonolit]

@Steveget So how did you screw up in Afghanistan? Why did you need two wars in Chechnya? And why do you still not control it and pay the Chechen huge sums of money? Why didn't you just nuke them? You have already started psychosis due to the discrepancy between realities. Because for 70 years you have only heard how Europe is rotting, about America's foreign debt and about your own greatness. But this is only on TV, and in reality you are worthless. Your science has remained somewhere in the 80s, everyone who has money wants to be treated in the West, industry is all on Western equipment, half of your country lies in ruins, the quality of life is falling. Your army turned out to be nothing more than a corruption scheme and a paper tiger. All that remains in this psychosis is to scream about nuclear weapons. And what do you think, do you still have it? Because you know, people talk and they say that about 20% of your triad is left, and everything else has rotted and there is no way to use even this 20% with normal efficiency. You are screwed, your empire will fall, remnants will be denuclearized and time to pay debts will come.

[@therealbrappuccino]

Russia: Hey Fi-- Finland: *HENRIK, GET THE SKIIS. WE FIGHT FOR THE LEGACY OF MANNERHEIM, WE FIGHT FOR SUOMI!*

[@COWP]

Bruh

[@normalguyyt6453]

@@COWP I was you on a different comment

[@torpedohippo8493]

Henrik?

[@rasmusvainio3774]

@FuranDuron what

[@COWP]

Normalguy YT what

[@cyberwing3758]

6:36 Japan: i am completely loyal to the US and nothing will make me join you, Russia! Russia: what if i give you some small, crappy islands? Japan: ALRIGHT WHERE DO I SIGN

[@detachsoup6061]

Riley Smith they already got nuked enough wont you say?

[@rileysmith9843]

Detachsoup60 The Russians would have basically betrayed China by invading it.

[@IncogNidos]

I mean, it's not like they need extra land or anything.

[@agoogleaccount9522]

Aren’t all those islands inhabited by Russians now

[@agoogleaccount9522]

@Johan Jacobs that’s why the islands are full of Russians

[@ComradeCorvus]

People watching this in 2022: "Interesting."

[@thysupremematrix4327]

Lmao

[@harambe4656]

yep

[@djtechzz]

Everyone : Russia, How much land do you need? Russia(already the largest country): YES

[@gaylefynaut562]

But not the most hospitable country. That’s a major problem for Russia. Lot’s of unusable land.

[@evgeniam685]

@@gaylefynaut562 that is what you think. And not what is in reality. :)

[@Perririri]

Ok, tumour NORMIE

[@collegepark301]

@@evgeniam685 thats not what he thinks, 88% of the russian population lives in the europe part of the country, Russia's landmass is huge but most of it is not habitable and you cannot even process agriculture in north eastern siberia

[@nicholastan8814]

@@evgeniam685 large part of siberia land is in permafrost

[@НиколаРадуловић-ц8м]

"Ukraine, which is basically second Russia" *TRIGGERED*

[@Viktor007]

It's not?

[@Efsaaneh]

@dachicagoan my man, they invaded it at the literal speed of light, plus they even had an agreement that russia acknowledges Ukraine's lands and never attacks it that cost 5000+ nukes given to russia for free, and yet they invaded it and Ukraine can't do anything about it because russia is too strong for them

[@НиколаРадуловић-ц8м]

@@Efsaaneh it was a joke tho

[@gabor6259]

If Ukraine is second Russia, Belorussia is only third?

[@olympia5758]

@@gabor6259 Belarus is technically part of Russia, just not officially.

[@breyka4665]

Toyota Corolla enthusiast explains how to conquer the world in less than a century

[@bradlemmond]

Then world leader would be chauffeured in a Toyota Century.

[@charlesdavis7142]

Search on google---->-global truth project

[@gerakl067]

The popularity of this book is so great that I just now learned about its existence. If there is a cockroach in society, this does not mean that the remaining millions are cockroaches along with it

[@DaydreamingSwede]

Me watching this in 2019: thats actually fairly cool, i dont think its ever going to happen tho. Me watching this now mid 2020: *sweats nervously*

[@greyson42]

haha

[@aftrrdark]

Don't worry

[@aftrrdark]

If our government will do this

[@aftrrdark]

They will be suspended next day

[@lucasharvey8990]

@Johan Jacobs yes, exactly. But that "someone else," in this scenario, are actually two someone elses, both of which would have little issue with mass murder and brutal oppression. The US is acting as the World's police force, but it's all in the name of freedom and democracy, and so you can expect at least some good to come from it. If this ridiculous scenario would play out, then Russia and Germany would be acting as World police, with nothing more than death to come from it. It would possibly be done in the name of justice, or be explained away as a totally necessary thing, but ultimately the world powers would act in ways that can only be described as evil. At least the US is trying to spread freedom, democracy, and other things that make citizens happier and make countries function better. Sometimes profits can be made along the way, and sometimes that will influence where efforts are focused, but ultimately the US has soft power across the entire globe, not just the oil-abundant Middle East. It sends a message - that the core values that the USA was founded upon mean something.

[@lolno1554]

Step 1: get an alliance with Germany....... Went well the first time did it

[@arstotzka333]

@death33859 he is probably talking about 1939

[@Timsturbs]

well if this time germany will agree to buy oil instead of trying to steal it.. anyway they must get out of american occupation fist

[@francescoazzoni3445]

Get's an alliance with Germany Split Poland Hope they don't invade you Start building more tanks than they have bullets

[@ильямакаров-п6н]

@@francescoazzoni3445 tanks are destroyed by bullets? (by the way, active militarization in the USSR began in the late 1920s, when after the English General strike, the Soviet leadership imagined the threat of war with the West. Later, amid the growth of fascism in Europe, militaristic sentiments only intensified)

[@francescoazzoni3445]

@@ильямакаров-п6н sorry, I'm italian and we use the same word for bullets and shells that's why i confused the two

[@anthonyn.7379]

RLL: “You’ll need to fuel as much instability, separatism, and chaos as possible. Cause as much chaos and uncertainty as possible, and keep the US as distracted from world events with more domestic problems within.” Me watching this in June 2020: 😐 Me returning in February 2022: 😑

[@kevinrrobert]

Its fucking nuts man , scary close to whats happening

[@glomerulonephropathy]

Well fucking SHIT

[@ryan_n05]

Well, we're screwed.

[@BalletsBiggestFan]

TheSpanishPotato and now my country is getting hacked.... everything the government the business everything hacked

[@ryan_n05]

@@BalletsBiggestFan What country do you live in?

[@eaglesummit9324]

I feel like Putin has missed a few steps currently

[@anni-riin3254]

"Just give Estonia over to Germanys sphere of influence..." Estonia: _You ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?_

[@c.g.5580]

Anni-Riin Agukas I thought it was Lithuania-

[@iliamthaisvilella3159]

😂😂😂 ahem *cough cough while looking behind* i had dream that happened 3 times already today *cough cough*

[@SwedishEmpire1700]

Thing is though Estonia is already part of Swedbank LOL

[@rafaelfariataets8605]

Baltic Duchy

[@abstract_geographika]

Germans already have sufficient influence in most of Eastern Europe, including the Baltics, through the EU. Do they really need to own Estonia and move their armies there? It might be a huge surprise to Russians but Germans (or any other EU national) can easily set up business there, buy land or property there. What will they achieve by rolling their tanks in? :)

[@studlyhungwell]

All that “convince” and “absorb” shit is easier said than done.

[@aibohphobiafrfr]

Ironically enough the term 'absorbing' has been in play since the '90s in which Russia has fought an ongoing separatist war against Georgia for literal territorial dominance. South Ossetia is probably the best example in which the province is recognized as part of Georgia in an Atlas, however, the fact of the matter is that Russian forces overwhelmed this part of Georgia more than 10 years ago and the Russian border is now far deeper than is actually known geologically speaking. The border is genuinely creeping into Georgian territory day by day and as such the ongoing incremental seizure of land means that residents of Georgia can literally find themselves residents of Russia when they wake up. You may think that, hey, how are they getting away without any repercussions? The simple answer to that is that since Georgia is neither an ally of Nato nor Russia, Russia has the political prowess and military muscle to threaten Georgia with conflict which would obviously only end one way. Borderization is very real, so yes, the 'absorb' shit is indeed easier said than done, but once again Russia has proven that anything is plausible no matter how obscure or unorthodox it may seem. I mean, literally moving fences by hand into enemy territory. how nuts is that!

[@xkomachionozuka3010]

@@aibohphobiafrfr ongoing separatist war fought by russia? uhm, they pretty much sat there and didn't do anything until Georgia more or less tried to invade South Ossetia. Those two regions defected on their own, no Russia needed. They're also not part of Russia like Crimea is?

[@e1123581321345589144]

It's funny though how the European strategy resembles real life events: * Befriend Germany : check√ * Mess up Georgia : check√ * Keep Turkey distracted : check√ * Marginalize UK: check√ * Keep the US focused on domestic issues : check√ * drive a wedge between Europe and the US : ongoing... * Take over Ukraine : massive fail! * bring Poland (and Hungary o.O?) into your sphere of influence : check√ * bring Romania into your sphere of influence : ongoing...

[@larrysilverstein8606]

xKomachi Onozuka without Russian help, "South Ossetia" and Abkhazia would be Georgian territory rigth now. Btw "South Ossetia" is nothing more than a big military base for Russia in Georgian territory, "South Ossetia" have 50k inhabitants and the fifth of them are Russian soldiers. The whole budget of "South Ossetia" is given by the Kremlin. "South Ossetia" is literally the best exemple for a "fake country"

[@larrysilverstein8606]

e1123581321345589144 Poland and Hungary are actually saying "fukc you" to the EU

[@FiscaalAftrekbaar]

Well it's not like Trump, Brexit and the wars in Ukraine and Syria are exactly fitting in this plan

[@marcopena7638]

Robin 289 Dont forget racial turmoil inside the US feed by internet echo chambers.

[@marcopena7638]

Jhon Krasnovskiy What? You feel alone in your parents basement, Patrick Little?

[@ottopike6000]

@Alex Mercer but how long will it's economy remain stagnate if it regains European trust? Germany has a growing right wing movement, brexit happened, the USA is as polarised as it's ever been, and Europe is desperately dependant upon Russian oil. Probably next is to prop up the Iranian economy after Trump's sanctions, and put more pressure on the Ukraine. All according to plan.

[@lazergaming884]

don’t forget Crimea, ongoing kinda invasion of Georgia and increasing relationships with Iran too. Russia is up to something maybe not like the book but something for sure.

[@awddfg]

@Jhon Krasnovskiy *_I found the triggered butthurt conservative._*

[@tixeright9120]

This aged very well... but like Mike Tyson said, "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face!" :-D

[@isaacheiss1565]

No plan stays the same when contact with the enemy

[@matthewwilson7635]

Russia: Writes a book on how to take over the world Germany: First time?

[@psmonish8735]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Ado- nonono Austrian painter"

[@st.robespierre]

Have you read the book? I’ve read the first few chapters. It’s an interesting read, to say the most.

[@TheBooklyBreakdown]

@@st.robespierre you know russian?

[@st.robespierre]

@@TheBooklyBreakdown lol my bad. I was referring to Mein Kampf. I was not clear at all in my comment.

[@lucaschiantodipepe2015]

@@st.robespierre Mussolini said that the Mein Kampf was a "brick I never could finish to read". When a book is hard to be read is considered here "a brick".

[@Upsops060]

No one: The History Channel: *this video* No rly. Dugin is a meme in Russia.

[@БаракОбама-о8б]

У нас-то он и мем,но он слишком известен на Западе в филосовских кругах. Плюс его популяризировали Альт-Райты и Алекс Джонс,например. Это прискорбно,но,например,четвертая политическая теория действительно популярна. В более менее образованных кругах.

[@20ftTV]

Барак Обама ok, Barrack.

[@vitaobatera]

@@БаракОбама-о8б 中国现在可以自己粉碎俄罗斯。 没有必要为了这一点而入侵整个欧洲。 你只需要把它称为俄罗斯帝国，而不是称之为俄罗斯帝国。

[@honestamv5047]

Well Trump is a meme but Russia is not meme like usa.

[@MogManDog]

It's kinda funny how neolibs keep bashing everyone who says anything bad about Soros as conspiracy nuts, while unironically doing the exact same thing with Dugin.

[@TheSillyDucke]

Japan: **becomes Russia’s friend** USA: so you have chosen... death..

[@brandonye2569]

That's impossible

[@brandonye2569]

Japan can't invade or they are breaking some treaty and could get bombed

[@danielfazlan4769]

Let's not forget that the main reason japan wanted to surrender to the americans in ww2 was because of the feared soviet invasion that has already taken place in manchuria not because of the atomic bombs.

[@Mana-xd2tp]

America's spite is infinite

[@eyar163]

@@danielfazlan4769 yes

[@haddock1306]

Video becoming more and more relevant

[@creshiell]

"the less the UK can influence European politics, the better" *Brexit has entered the chat*

[@drillndeckur8788]

It never ends

[@demono6708]

Let’s see who’s laughing when we uno Reverse card russia and start funding resistance groups in Europe. Again.

[@xavierliem2685]

*UK has left the chat*

[@cianakril]

@@demono6708 UK funding resistance groups in EU would be awesome. Do it.

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

@@cianakril Have you seen Eastern Europe? They're already sick of the EUs shit without us doing anything