Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - For the Love of Bud (HBO)

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher, joint in hand, reminds pot enthusiants to remain steadfast in their fight for marijuana legalization. Original air date: February 12, 2016.
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[@joeberg3317]

I was really high when I watched this, made it better.

[@BlackWolfInc277]

I sparked one up when he pulled his joint out

[@homeycdawg]

+Silent Conqueror Same. Already had a bowl loaded. Sparked it when he did.

[@adonyz666]

+Joe Berg im gonna smoke now because of this. You heard that NSA!!!

[@jeffbachman2949]

what?

[@jeffbachman2949]

That it will

[@michaelk9907]

they took his kids away from him??? what happened to respecting our veterans??????

[@rh81454]

as a Vet we served the UNITED STATES not the individual states. He's right leave it to states and you get exactly what he now some have it and others don't. Bernie is the only one talking about marijuana.

[@wrok3]

USA doesn't respect veterans

[@MAnnaconduit1]

+Desmond Bear Respecting vertans is just a good pr stunt and or soundbite, most politicians though especially Republicans then cut veterans benefits and or find ways to fuck them out of them, and or just dismiss them...all the while saying they stand by the veterans, even as they pull the chairs and beds out from under them so they can sell them off to buy another yacht and or throw a party at their mansions.

[@ender003]

+MAnnaconduit1 They love veterans so much they can't stop making more of them.

[@MAnnaconduit1]

Astavakra1981 yeah once they can't fight anymore they're just a drag on the economy...in the politician mindset. like George Carlin once said, republicans want live babies so they can have dead soldiers.

[@wunndergurl911]

Bernie put up the bill

[@radhika5802]

Dank bern

[@Mario46er]

+Radhika Doraisingam l33t mlg sanders

[@PressXtoDoubt]

I guess I'm not the only one that likes to "feel the Bern" hue hue hue get it?

[@GniatTaing]

+Heidi Williams (#StandWithPP) I thought Bernie just put up a bill to make it where the feds cant mess with states that have it legal. So technically states where it's still illegal will have to try to make it legal themselves, unless i'm wrong and his bill is for legalization on a federal level.

[@fritzkarl1343]

+Cinnamononomon You're right, but that's still the most progressive plan for marijuana of any presidential candidate out there.

[@Mattix311]

brilliant |Maher, simply brilliant.

[@tatitorodriguez376]

+Matthew James he is a modern day plato or Socrates

[@indegruv]

+tatito rodriguez he has people writing his material, don't be a dope

[@bigcity420]

+Indegruv He writes it to and i'm sure on this subject i think he knows a little bit more than the writers...

[@proofprof50]

+Indegruv He's been a comedian for a few decades. I think you're being a bit short-sighted.

[@kennethdower7425]

+Indegruv Well then, you try putting together a show, week after week, all by yourself without a team of writers. Oh, that's right, you couldn't.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

_"I'm no fan of kids but if you like the ones you got you should be able to keep 'em."_ - Bill Maher 2016 That should go on a bumper sticker xD

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

The Dynast Queen lol I want that too! I don’t like kids either

[@themightythor1160]

Hilarious and sweet.

[@planetag310]

"I smoke marijuana because my third eye has glaucoma"...HILARIOUS!

[@lynnchotoocho9713]

Maybe I should light up right now.

[@papahemp1]

There IS one politician that says legalize marijuana on a national level. It's BERNIE SANDERS! BERNIE SANDERS IN 2016! #feelthebern

[@catradummy_ytp]

When did he ever say that??

[@evanrondinelli2008]

+Falcø you haven't seen that clip?

[@QBiggie95]

+Adult Hybrid Child of Extraterrestrials Although he is for the legalization, he has not stated fighting for it; however, he will fight for the decriminalization of it (I.E. make it a citation rather than a criminal act for using it in public)

[@papahemp1]

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[@papahemp1]

Falcø www.cnbc.com/2015/11/05/bernie-sanders-files-bill-to-legalize-marijuana.html

[@MeetThaNewDealer]

Bud is wiser not Budweiser.

[@martingoldfire]

+Lord Luke Nice one!

[@nothingtospiffy1104]

you won the Internet today

[@francisd7081]

Alright joey badass

[@juliat6221]

+Lord Luke You are wise.

[@ekhaat]

+Lord Luke Older But no Wiser

[@TheHehe1223]

I would totally buy some Silly Billy's Wacky Tobacky

[@mrnonsense1031]

I'd also buy some Maherijuana. 🌿😚💨🌿

[@joshjoshson9771]

Billy Buds Anyone

[@Tyrannosaurine]

It looked pretty nice

[@Bauks]

He pulled a ..Galifinakis !

[@zainwasfi]

+Bauks *Galifianakis

[@francisd7081]

+zwasfi *Galifiniakisi

[@vicesmadonna8151]

Zach*

[@alexpenneytration699]

Galifiligalinfakisagilinanifalinkis*

[@kitchlakic562]

+Bauks He pulled shit from his ass. Fortunately, Bill finally said something honest. He is not big fan of children. That explains everything. If he is normal, like most of people, and have family, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, he will never talk bull like he jus did. He is asking for legalization of ganja just because he is junky. How selfish it is??? However, he has great audience of stupid addicted people.

[@chadplace5613]

I was gonna make a comment, but I forgot what it was.

[@Darkerthanblack247]

+chad place wanna go to Dominos?

[@ioryx6953]

+DarkerThanBlack nobody plays Dominos anymore, lets, lets... what??

[@tinyturnip7676]

Here's a man...and I'm talking about the dude here...I just lost my train of thought

[@EsotericOccultist]

What an original joke.

[@bolozbolozboloz]

+chad place You need to take another puff, it will come back

[@sjtomson9349]

Pot? Not really my thing, however have drank plenty, almost killed me. Now would I rather head out on a Friday night knowing perhaps half the drivers are drunk or half are stoned ( the ones in the far right lane going the speed limit always signaling). I would choose the Pot smokers. Would be a far more mellow country.

[@lynnchotoocho9713]

it should be mandatory

[@jakobole]

Pot-heads WILL be violent - but only tomorrow ;)

[@gonzalo4658]

Weed ultra-especially the new weed of today makes you irritable, violent, stupid, ignorant of hygiene, and arouses bad habits in weak minded people, mostly if these are 16 year olds who smoke smoke and smoke it

[@gonzalo4658]

Weed and alcohol are two completely different things Alcohol has culture to it: drunk to accomplishments, every week or so, looking out the window or outside, with dinner; it is food/beverage, not hot smoke in your body There is no “stoner culture” as i mayve heard one time. There’s no culture to inhaling that drug and destroy/corrupt ur family and start problems and crime of any kind. It is not food and drink and is consumed for widely different purposes so, this argument is autistic

[@gizzycharger9858]

bill Maher... my niggah.

[@SuperPDJAMES]

Israel chill with the niggah talk, do you say around your black friends or just on KZbin?

[@nonmagicmike723]

+Sanato Gen -- I say "my Negro". It reminds me of when my grandfather used to say, "the Negro is no visionary but he sure can jump."

[@SuperPDJAMES]

Tim Clarkson Lol that's funny

[@adamnunya3924]

+Sanato Gen chill with "nigga" ? or what? you'll cry? go ahead nigga, cry

[@SuperPDJAMES]

Adam Nonya Lol KZbin cowboys

[@liamdye3504]

He just lit one up. I've never seen this on TV before. Cool.

[@gmmg8734]

Not even a weed fan, but I'll smoke to that.

[@danunderwood6240]

Bill is 100% right here. Same thing I have been saying for decades now. We have a chance with Bernie to finally turn the tide. Is America ready to get out of the modern dark ages and catch up with other more advanced nations? Only if we be the change we want to see and elect the one that that will make the first steps. Bernie 2016!

[@coecovideo]

been waiting for this for ever

[@joyceroberts6979]

Bill, hope you enjoy my pot experience story from way down South. Back in 1972, I was arrested for having $5.00 worth of pot, a roach clip & a leaf from 1 seed of said pot growing in a glass. I lost my job, had to go into a pre-trial intervention project for 6 months that included seeing a psychologist once a week. At the end of it, I was questioned by a team of prosecutors as to my opinion of this process. I said, "I don't think you'll ever stop drug use & I want my roach clip back." I was threatened with standing trial for this felony & risked imprisonment if found quilty. Now in 2018, I still have an "arrested but not convicted of drug possession" on my record. Puff away, Bill, for me!

[@mikezr1000]

"States rights is an excuse for taking away rights." I don't really agree with this because without state rights you wouldn't have weed legal in the states that do.

[@wdkaye]

At this time there are 420 likes on this video... ah. Perfect. I can't disturb that.

[@wdkaye]

+wdkaye F5 -> 470 likes. Well shit.

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

This is amazing! Has tzhere ever been a host bold enough to light up a joint on air? That's TV-history right there!

[@cortesione]

killer mike is awesome

[@ChelleEllis]

Love that defiant look on his face as he exhales, haha!

[@dburch6473]

Bill Badass Maher strikes again.

[@maxdankovsky263]

D Burch I

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

"'States' rights' is always code for taking away rights." THANK YOU

[@commonman80]

Rest assure. By the time you've watched this Video? Because of Alcohol Use, Some Woman has been beat up, Some Cop has been Punched, Someone has Hit or Scratched a car in a Parking lot or on the Street, And someone has been killed by a Drunk Driver. Mean While during the same time? Some pot smoker has Just turned up their music in their head set, Put in a Video Game, and started playing Videos Games on their Big Screen TV, or Desk Top. And will probably be there doing the same thing FOR HOURS Until The Munchies kick in. So I ask you... Which is more Dangerous... I'll let you decide... Just saying...

[@armandoreyes2749]

That's the Bill Maher we know and love!!!!!!

[@terryw5296]

When he lit that joint I instantly hit subscribe. Couldn't help it.

[@charlesbombaugh9028]

Isn't everything illegal in Kansas?

[@josephmarron9413]

Not guns...not even illegal guns ironically enough...

[@josephpavao3373]

Bravo Bill! I agree with everything you said and i thought the "hey, let's order from Dominos " bit was really funny. I myself am a 54 year old Canadian who is looking forward to seeing our prime minister legalize pot here on a national level as he promised during his election campaign. The cops here are already tolerant to a certain extent but having weed legal will enable them to focus on real crimes by real criminals and take away the paranoid part of the buzz i get when i want to smoke a joint in my car. I do hope the dominos start falling so you and all Americans can buy your wacky tabacky legally. Until then... Peace out, enjoy the pizza and keep treating that glaucoma!

[@syfriamedia]

Big advocate for legalizing pot! Love the show man!

[@freshair3451]

Alcohol is the big killer.

[@wolfstar675]

So what? Only an idiot would not drink responsibly.

[@freshair3451]

Enrique Godinez Then most people are idiots.

[@wolfstar675]

***** Exactly that's my point.

[@ShantyIrishman]

+freshair3451 Alcohol shouldn't be legal either, it's only legal because we couldn't enforce the law.

[@applesnpears9828]

+ShantyIrishman So you want to give criminals another lucrative trade? It ain't enough that the worldwide illegal drug trade brings in trillions of dollars, you really want to give them more power?

Dont forget about politics. If all of Trumps supporters would smoke pot then no one would be angry enough to vote for Trump.

[@nickmcafee3523]

Plenty do.. I do

[@glo781p]

Puff puff pass !!

[@trky9al7]

+Greg Oliver lol was waiting for killer mike to say something like that xD

[@vishishify]

+Tora i was waiting for him to pass it to mike

[@90iatros]

+Vish Wah he did pass it in the show, you can see him toaking the shit out of it when the credits roll.

[@vishishify]

i really want to smoke one now

[@gdanendrah]

+Archer Sterling Everybody in that panel smoked except Ana Navarro. Even the Bloomberg Business reporter

[@danirose8364]

Best thing I've ever in life heard-"you hippies get your heads out of your grass" 😂😂😂😂

[@Kibear4]

Bill you are my favorite love/hate relationship. I think you're hilarious and I love the firm stance you have with your arguments. Great perspective and video.

[@Ghoulstille]

Now i really want a pizza, just not from Domino's.

[@psilosighin]

“I use medical marijuana cus my third eye has glaucoma” was amazing!

[@YourCeeCeeDuelist]

Preach it Bill! End the war on drugs!!

[@christinastow1079]

We love you, Bill!

[@LossOfEternal]

5:16 I laughed so hard at this.

[@shayantamdas5059]

Didnt see that coming lol

[@18clydesbang]

Bill maher just makes so much sense!!

[@Techno4ever44]

Bad Ass Bill Maher! Thats why hell be remembered as one of the great late show hosts.

[@cillyhoney1892]

Want marijuana to be legal at the federal level? Vote for Bernie!

[@notbadsince97]

Didn't Bernie make a bill to legalize pot in the senate last year

[@M85619]

I laughed my ass off when he lit that spliff up

[@MrTHEWB77]

That's what I'm talking about Bill! !! You are one of the very few who has balls! !

[@corebass420]

The types of people that oppose the legalization of cannabis for adults: 1. The Bible-thumper: Those who have never read Genesis 1:11, 1:29, 9:3, and Ecclesiasticus 38:4 or just ignore them. 2. The Authoritarian: Those that think that people have the right to tell another peaceable person what they can or cannot put on or in their own body under threat of physical and monetary punishment. 3. The Sheep: Those who just do as they are told without question and think the government knows what's best for them. Remember, slavery was legal. The Holocaust was legal. Segregation was legal. Never use the state as a metric of ethics. 4. The Over Protective Parent: Those who don't want it in the hands of children, yet they probably have alcohol and prescription drugs in the fridge or cupboard, not realizing that those can kill their children and cannabis cannot. 5. The Ignorant: Those who think that it can kill you even though it has an ED50:LD50 of between 1:20,000-1:40,000; and those who think it has no medicinal value even though we have things like Marinol and U.S. Patent #6630507. Those that think smoking cannabis is the only way to ingest it and those that think it kills brain cells. www.drugpolicy.org/blog/does-marijuana-kill-brain-cells 6. The Idiot: Those who aren't intelligent enough to realize that something that can't kill you (cannabis) is unequivocally less dangerous than something that can kill you (alcohol, caffeine, cocaine, crack, heroin, meth, nicotine, prescription drugs). It is a safer alternative to lethal, recreational chemicals. 7. The A**hole: Those who don't want to admit that they have been wrong all these years and/or have punished someone for it. 8. The Pig: Those who enjoy depriving humans of their life, liberty, happiness, loved ones and possessions over non-violent, victim-less acts such as possessing an all-natural and 100% non-lethal plant. Also, anyone who benefits from asset forfeiture. Cops, judges, prosecutors. 9. The Greedy: Those who stand to lose money if it was legalized nationally. Cops, judges, prosecutors, cartels, the private prison system, oil companies, Big Pharma, lumber industries, alcohol companies, tobacco companies, etc. 10. The Hypocrites: Those who think it makes you dumb, yet they will never be as intelligent as Carl Sagan; those who think it makes you lazy, yet will never be as physically adept as Micheal Phelps; and those who think it makes people worthless, yet will never be as talented as their favorite musician. Also, people who drink alcohol and say that drugs are bad, not realizing that alcohol is a drug. 11. The Nosy: Those who want it to stay illegal because they don't like the smell of it. Even though by that logic we should outlaw cooking meat because vegans don't like the smell of burning flesh. They probably think we should outlaw farts and water treatment plants, too. 12. The Straight edge: The arrogant people who think that because they don't want or like something, no one else should be allowed. 13. The Gateway theorists: Those that think it is a gateway drug. If that's true, Willie Nelson has some explaining to do. Also, curiosity is the only gateway drug. 14. The "it causes crime" people: Cannabis doesn't cause crime, prohibition does. Example: Alcohol prohibition and Al Capone.www.drugpolicy.org/resource/marijuana-legalization-colorado-one-year-status-report 15. The "what message does it send to the kids?" people: It sends them the message to not ingest lethal recreational chemicals. It sends the message that intelligent people know that cannabis is far less dangerous than any man-made chemical. BONUS: How to talk to your kids about drugs; 1. Don't do drugs. 2. Don't do drugs. 3. If you are going to use drugs, choose the only one that can't kill you from overdose. Cannabis doesn't kill people, people kill people; which, ironically, makes it unequivocally less dangerous than the evil, soulless, sub-human sloppy pools of maggot ridden dog excrement who support and enforce it's prohibition; and those that support the enforcers that have failed miserably at their endeavor to eradicate it from our country. Note: If you don't oppose the legalization of cannabis, none of these apply to you. Also, I didn't write this for your arrogant ass. I copied and pasted it to a notepad after I wrote it a long time ago.

[@robertg9153]

[@trentrubenacker9718]

That was epic and I loved it. One point to make. It's not less dangerous than "any" man-made chemical. LSD has the same overdose potential (none) and is less likely to cause dependency. (Neither are physically addictive but psychological marijuana dependency is very common.) Both have a slight chance of hastening the onset of psychosis in those with pre-existing mental illness, but that's about it.

[@Mad_S]

Thats honestly a lot of types. I usually just stick to calling them all assholes.

[@jamiethomas6701]

@@trentrubenacker9718 GOT TO DISAGREE ON THE LSD. IF YOU HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS IN YOU GENES, IT CAN TRIGGER IT. I FOUND OUT TEN YEARS AFTER I STOPPED. I AM OK, BUT I HAVE SEEN A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT.

[@MrNummer666]

Never you could show that on Swedish television,. At least 15 people get would get fired and the anti-drug people have gonna have meting all mars and april about hard-drugs..

[@derrenkostens547]

+Smile more Sweden as a country has completely lost their minds!

[@MrNummer666]

I know and i see it everyday.. The end is near

[@TheChaos5111]

+Smile more The end is near for the U.S. too. Let's move to Canada

[@MrNummer666]

Next stop Faroe island for me

[@zombiewoof50]

Hahaha ... Best I've seen in a LONG while !!!!

[@loissinger5253]

Way to go Bill!! I just love your way of putting news out there! Way to go Killer....

[@bonwon]

5 young people died of overdoses in my town this month. This is not funny. They all had access to pot, just wasnt enough. We should not encourage drug abuse.

[@codediporpal]

+Bonnie Wo They didn't overdose on pot, so WTF are you talking about? If they were drinking beer (also a drug) would you the same reaction?

[@Tusc9969]

+Bonnie Wo No, what we should do is let the adults decide for themselves if they want smoke pot or not like they do when they drink booze or smoke tobacco or kill an animal for fun.

[@Lightitupp1]

+Bonnie Wo On weed? Source?

[@cvcnet]

+Bonnie Wo overdose of what? of stupidity?

[@cristaldeaton728]

+Bonnie Wo Overdose from pot? That simply isn't biologically possible.

[@johnndamascene]

Everyone needs to see this. Great stuff bill.

[@dylanmason4620]

lol the guy just lit up a joint on live tv. Never thought Id see that

[@valentinogeorgievski]

That's the best of Maher to watch!

[@JamesBond-nf5xy]

go bill well done.we need more people like u in this planet.

[@tommytalks77]

Great segment Bill! Cheers, from Brazil!

[@brandonq3456]

I'm watching this video in 2018 while hitting my bong, this is great :)

[@jonnkatt87]

beautifully said

[@khairowensullivan7489]

Hitting bongs and watching this...teared up because finally I see Bill Maher smoking...

[@EarthKingPrime]

This...This is the truth! way to go Bill!

[@willt.9654]

Bill Maher is a gift.

[@thatchickfromcanada8489]

Bill Maher rocks!!! He tells it like it is

[@nicollecaballero8839]

❤THANK YOU THANK YOU❤

[@axelgrz]

Thanks Bill. It's always about the money. Legalize!

[@RobertMichaelTodd]

I love this man:) thank you

[@brownjella1269]

tell it bill.yeeeeha.we need more bill mahers.so true.so true

[@AmyDonohue]

Way to go, Bill! #Legalize

[@jallegar1808]

Thank you Bill!

[@dodopoopinpoop]

This was amazing, I love it.

[@den-densmith2905]

THANKS BILL...BOUT TIME...ABOUT FUCKING TIME...WAY TO GO

[@emiltrees]

Right on Bill! Hell yeah!

[@samuelevans7575]

It is very important that a lot of people see this video

[@SmokeyJones]

Amen!

[@Dtomusic]

Amazing! Awesome, Bill :)

[@loynelson4158]

HILARIOUS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ddurrett519]

That was freaking awesome!

[@andydechamplain]

LOVE THIS

[@brandonmec32]

so inspirational

[@RonnieMinh]

Bill ... you're awesome!

[@jabargalaroza7979]

brilliant!

[@KilooGee]

Subscribed. haha what a funny dude. Such a savage to light up infront of everybody. lmao

[@Falcontronics]

Bill Maher is my new No.1

[@tigurr]

such a great public speaker, I wonder if he's reading from a teleaprompter? even so, legendary!

[@satansfatdoge]

This is so great

[@UEGIIVIRUSIIXO]

I think the important thing to note here is that Bill knows how to roll a helluva joint.

[@leylalawson3926]

Well done ❤️

[@MrPabloguida]

Bill Maher is the greatest ever.

[@HamiltonTileGA]

great one, Bill!

[@Charliebronson19852]

This is one of the best new rules I have seen so far

[@colwal1642]

damn yoo bill maher is a beast! straight droppin puns one after the other

[@MsGingersrock]

Love Bill Maher!

[@nascarnut18]

Replace the word "pot" with "guns" and he just made the 2nd Ammendment rights argument too.

[@1087cameron]

yes!!!

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Right on Bill!

[@valgehiir]

YAY go Maher!

[@freespeech8114]

You love the bud, Bill, but you also must love the people. Maybe that's why you risk being publicly forthright about what you think and feel. You've been doing it a long time...We love you for that, Bill! ;) This bowl's for you, buddy!

[@MrMurraypants]

That. Was epic!

[@codediporpal]

Surprisingly good panel.