"Make your own decisions your an adult." Woah, don't let the federal government hear you say that.
@98.11Deet4 жыл бұрын
"Abject poverty is the natural state of man. The question isn't why there are poor people, it's why there are rich people!" Only Heaton could deliver this line and be funny doing it.
@seanleith53123 жыл бұрын
If you are poor, either you are stupid, or you are lazy. You deserve no sympathy.
@protox43 жыл бұрын
@@seanleith5312 Or your tyrannical government has subjected you to it. (North Korea)
@Mystibump3 жыл бұрын
@@seanleith5312 Worst possible take on the matter. You deserve no empathy as you clearly lack it.
@pwnyou22953 жыл бұрын
@@seanleith5312 In that skit, Andrew Heaton implies that before capitalism, we were ruled by absolute monarchies and tribalism. Poverty is inevitable under those systems. Capitalists figured out how to break free from the system by creating a new one.
@JJSPARROW19782 жыл бұрын
@@seanleith5312 - Yep because government taxation on payroll, income, goods, services, assets, training courses etc, has nothing to do with.
@beenz076 жыл бұрын
I can really get behind this video not telling me what to do.
@michaelsvoboda10246 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought you think there is no "I", Hume...
@js-sp9bz6 жыл бұрын
Love the city council banning air bb in Bethlehem.
@jackpeterson5656 жыл бұрын
They did it in Washington DC
@MC-dn8if6 жыл бұрын
The electric scooters! 🤣
@js-sp9bz6 жыл бұрын
@C caymer why
@CharlesLumia6 жыл бұрын
"I raise awareness on Facebook!" -- lol
@CycleGirl-776 жыл бұрын
One of the best things about libertarians - we can laugh at ourselves. :)
@HVACSoldier6 жыл бұрын
2:25 Rudolph kneels during reindeer games. 2:30 Whoville site of new Foxconn Plant 2:31 Jack Frost fired...
@emanonymous6 жыл бұрын
i concur, i am a great sport [pats self on back]
@averageman21206 жыл бұрын
Ahahh your still thickos
@odiltm2595 жыл бұрын
The most common phrase in our belief is you’re not a real libertarian
@URProductions5 жыл бұрын
@@Chai-T-Rex Is freedom fucking funny to you?
@Johnny_Cash_Flow6 жыл бұрын
0:50 I literally had this exact same dialog with someone online once. That year I was fortunate enough to make enough to donate several thousands of dollars to charity - my online debate opponent claimed that them voting Democrat politicians who vowed to raise taxes on the wealthy was charitable and their contribution. I shit you not. This is not hyperbole - people truly believe that voting is tantamount to charity.
@davidgill33566 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cash Flow yeah, they dont really care about anything but virtue signaling.
@luketufts68274 жыл бұрын
In the end, I think people want to divorce themselves from personal responsibility, and the government is happy to relieve them of it.
@Johnny_Cash_Flow4 жыл бұрын
@@luketufts6827 Very well said, my friend.
@mileskay7566 Жыл бұрын
What a frightening display of moral decay in our country. In the 19th century, people in our country looked out for each other instead of voting and calling it a day.
@Chizad19826 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for a crossover with these three and it finally arrived and Remy is criminally underutilized.
@MrThndrkiss756 жыл бұрын
I think it was intentionally ironic. The one with the best voice doesn't say a word. Lol
@bsmith67846 жыл бұрын
and it's rubbed in our faces when Keira lies about him being a caroller
@joshuamills39174 жыл бұрын
Truest statement in the internet a year later. Remy is one of the funniest people I've ever listened to
@davem52766 жыл бұрын
This just made my entire Christmas...especially the scrooge vs sjw scenes.
@YunisRajab6 жыл бұрын
I want the whole video to be about the guy in the window
@ShankarSivarajan6 жыл бұрын
My favorite ticker message was "Antifa celebrate Boxing Day early."
@raychang86062 жыл бұрын
The reaper drone following Santa was absolutely GOLD!!!
@aleidius1926 жыл бұрын
You missed on opportunity with the "no Sanders" bit. It should have been "no free lunch".
@jonathangrey21836 жыл бұрын
I thought they were gonna say Keynesian economics.
@Machiones6 жыл бұрын
Instead of cookies and milk!!! Genius
@Calithlin6 жыл бұрын
Should have said “Social contract” isn’t real.
@freedomisbrightestindungeons6 жыл бұрын
aleidius I looked up the origin of the phrase no free lunch recently Funny little story
@ayandas8746 жыл бұрын
It is a "Santa doesnt exist" joke.
@sjs82360 Жыл бұрын
"The system which incentivizes me to to accumulate stuff also incentivizes me to generate wealth for you!" Absolutely true. A poor man has never given me a job.
@amoose84396 жыл бұрын
10/10, the Jimmy Stewart impression was on point
@jgunner2806 жыл бұрын
Loved that part about Sanders. XD
@mikeries85496 жыл бұрын
Virginia...there is no Sanders claus. Oh yeah thats a good one.
@holoholohaolenokaoi22996 жыл бұрын
donate to the Clinton foundation to help Haitians
@robin501506 жыл бұрын
Seems a good plan to have yourself in court...
@freesk83 жыл бұрын
Spectacular! How did I miss this 3 years ago?
@AbuBakar-wp7rw6 жыл бұрын
God,I love Libertarians.
@alaskanmooseman59756 жыл бұрын
@caterpillarford39886 жыл бұрын
Do you know how many random videos i watch and i see you in the comments wtf lol
@AbuBakar-wp7rw6 жыл бұрын
Caterpillar Ford There’re a-lot of accounts with this name.
@striderdubz84405 жыл бұрын
Leave statist
@macsnafu6 жыл бұрын
"There's no such thing as Sanders." LOL!
@ruthpurkey56823 жыл бұрын
This thing is two years old? It's even more timely now. Also, great humor. 👍
@jsan69676 жыл бұрын
"Placed him in a manager because there was no room at the inn because the city council had banned Airbnb as anticompetitive" Yesss to true
@0011peace2 жыл бұрын
the original reason is just as bad to tax the populace
@andrewsherman85746 жыл бұрын
Are the clips old or is Heaton back?
@Bobby.Kristensen6 жыл бұрын
boom headshot
@ericpipe1416 жыл бұрын
New... But the dude moved to Texas and got his own podcast... So, I doubt he's going to be doing a lot with Reason... Just the stuff he can.
"The NSA has your phone tapped" *staring intensifies
@0penthaughtz3 жыл бұрын
Enjoying all the classics and learning new things at the same time.
@freedomisbrightestindungeons6 жыл бұрын
I love these parodies Great job guys Really funny but most of all true “Just give me your stuff!” Lol
@arandomzoomer48374 жыл бұрын
"I got you half a bitcoin" "aww you're sweet"
@neo-filthyfrank13473 жыл бұрын
lol
@timewave020123 жыл бұрын
I gave one of my cousins some Bitcoin as a wedding gift. Modest amount at the time. Hand wrote the private address in a cheap card. A few years later it was worth more than anything anyone else had given them for the wedding, including his parents and the bride's parents.
@michaelpisciarino53486 жыл бұрын
0:15 , 2:50 Lol 1:23 Lol 1:37, 2:05 “Head nod” 2:00 “You just want people to die” 2:32 Haha.
@0ygormartins6 жыл бұрын
I was going to say almost exactly that
@sebsignat82866 жыл бұрын
What you saying; there is no 13 secret herbs and spices in the KFC chicken? We must protest!
@Agent57000DM6 жыл бұрын
Remy hooked up with Keira Knightley? Lucky man!
@MichaelDavis-cy4ok6 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily. At some point in any relationship, you have to have a coherent conversation with each other. Methinks her contribution to the dialogue will be the verbal equivalent of nails on a chalkboard while a white noise soundtrack is playing and the alarm clock is flashing "12:00."
@Jkp13216 жыл бұрын
I'm still trying to figure out if that's really her or a doppelganger
@taranbaze14486 жыл бұрын
@@Jkp1321 it's from the movie Love Actually.
@costantin752 жыл бұрын
"There's no such thing as Sander" - That's awesome!
@grambo44365 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Solstice, Yultide, Saturnalia and a Happy New Year!
@zackhyde88376 жыл бұрын
Bring back Mostly Weekly!
@mustang6073 жыл бұрын
Being without is the natural state of individuals doing nothing, so the question is how do individuals begin to stop being without?
@IStillLikeIke6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you ruined Sanders! Way to suck the joy and magic out of my hard life at $65,000/year summer camp, I mean college.
@MrTacons6 жыл бұрын
what do libertarian have against fried chicken? 2:36
@sebsignat82866 жыл бұрын
Cuz sanders doesn't live like a capitalist every day kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWmnmaJpashjjNU
@GuyInBlackClothes3 жыл бұрын
"GREAT! Charity! Where you decide where you decide where your money goes!" *confused* Yes?
@christophercampbell41663 жыл бұрын
I'm a liberal, and I found this hilarious!
@UnchainedEruption6 жыл бұрын
Wooh! Heaton is back! Now if only we could have more Mostly Weekly...
@ritataylor46466 жыл бұрын
just made it up for college sophmores (paraphrased) made me lol. Merry Whatever 2U2!
@redram51506 жыл бұрын
I cannot say enough how much I love this
@andrew-paulclements15026 жыл бұрын
Remy and Andrew, God Bless you two. And Merry Christmas!
@beevis6906 жыл бұрын
Andrew!!!!! Where are you? We need to see more of you guys!!!!! Damnit!!!!
@sid065 жыл бұрын
Relevance has only increased over the year.
@danielmcnulty87364 жыл бұрын
This is so good. I have to watch it again.
@frenchstudentA6 жыл бұрын
The Scrooge bit had me in stitches!
@JustABill023 жыл бұрын
What movie is the guy with the cards at the door warning about the NSA from.
@notme2222 жыл бұрын
I believe it's "Love Actually".
@jankafka10944 жыл бұрын
Did you mean... Murray christmas?
@tateharrigan80615 жыл бұрын
And the shepherds watch the space X rocket launch lmao😂😂
@Musushu4 жыл бұрын
And two weeks before this year's Christmas Eve, Elon gave us the SN8 test.
@nonmagicmike7236 жыл бұрын
Great stuff. I wish I could upvote it more than once. Bring Heaton back!
@nobodymatters32946 жыл бұрын
One Grinch already giving a thumbs down. Boo on you Grinch
@davidscholtz32424 жыл бұрын
"There's no such thing as Sanders." 🤣
@jamesmassey30913 жыл бұрын
I just found these videos and they are amazing!
@joshuabrown78156 жыл бұрын
The end card killed me
@Gamenetreviews6 жыл бұрын
I like these more when they make fun of themselves.
@jamesparker24133 жыл бұрын
Should have had the drone silhouette make the GAU-20 "brrrrt" sound.
@conman124896 жыл бұрын
Give that editor a raise!
@jmvmike6 жыл бұрын
I love it! God bless you and yours and Merry what ever you want to celebrate!
@Uckertay6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 this was great! Merry Christmas, Reason!
@gearoiddom3 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have been drinking coffee when he said Sanders :-)
@DutchTDK6 жыл бұрын
This is the best crossover episode in history
@LibertarianJRT6 жыл бұрын
Excellent as always.
@dtommerica7656 жыл бұрын
Libertarians I seen you guys do pro Trump stuff and anti Trump stuff however there is one thing you can learn and respect about him. He took over the Republican Party. Then went on to win the biggest political upset in American history. My point libertarians can do the same especially in states like New York, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Colorado, and even Texas. So just do it. Your politics are very attractive. People forget back in 2008 when O was running the 2nd most popular guy on college campus was Ron Paul.
@walterdennisclark22 күн бұрын
Is this quote.... "“The utility of the gift exchange is maximized when the recipient rather than the giver determines how the capital is allocated.”" original with Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, or Andrew Heaton ????
@currently78864 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie... I lowkey wish I had a dad like Andrew Heaton @ 2:32
@drloveslearning47446 жыл бұрын
Oh, this is the best Christmas present ever - right up there with Libertarian Game of Thrones
@ewanhassall73506 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ingnor the snow BEHIND the guy in the house?
@MichaelDavis-cy4ok6 жыл бұрын
Snow in the house is why we need more anthropocentric global warming.
@sunshinedaniela85726 жыл бұрын
Excellent! I enjoy this greatly.
@7ajhubbell6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!
@jeronimotamayolopera48346 жыл бұрын
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
@machinist72306 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the hevy 9 launch bit..😂
@mikeld14556 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always
@JustinWheeler_LA6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Heaton is both clever and hysterical.
@BFSilenceDogood2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the narrator to say "Suck it Trebeck!"
@warpartyattheoutpost49876 жыл бұрын
Santa gave the "Christmas Story" kid a fully semi-automatic laser-guided heat-seeking high capacity assault weapon capable of firing 1000 rounds per minute... cool.
@motoboy376 жыл бұрын
Is that Sean Connery's voice in the Space X bit?
@chernobylFarms6 жыл бұрын
Think twice before you decide to dine with an establishment not requiring advance reservations.
@Hurricanelive6 жыл бұрын
I love the block chain bit!
@Sluggishbeef64 жыл бұрын
“Good luck going to a restaurant we will be there” I wonder why he’s not rich😂
@peterverkon38936 жыл бұрын
Holarious....thats Holiday and Hilarious combined...ohhh nevermind. Ha Ha Ha Ha
@yeetman14226 жыл бұрын
Now for the new years resolution: Read "Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community" by Robert D. Putnam Read "The Bell Curve" by Charles Murray Read "The Culture of Critique" by Dr. Kevin Macdonald These books will split your wig.
@MomoKunDaYo6 жыл бұрын
This year I received the gift of finding belonging in my political stance.
@brwi16 жыл бұрын
Was that a Patrick Stewart impression? Nice
@joshuamills39174 жыл бұрын
Remy cameo for the win
@andyharman30225 ай бұрын
I saw Sander's Clause!
@UnOrigionalOne6 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I found the SpaceX part to be hilarious.
@Swenthorian Жыл бұрын
I got an ad in favor of gun-control on this video. Ironic.
@conovan50816 жыл бұрын
Where is my mostly weekly? T_T
@jatozzie86233 жыл бұрын
I got the hidden Thomas Sowell quote
@iammaxhailme3 жыл бұрын
"The system which incentivizes me to to accumulate stuff also incentivizes me to generate wealth for you!" I'm not nearly drunk enough to believe that shit
@Nanofuture873 жыл бұрын
Yet it's true. Voluntary exchanges are mutually beneficial. In a free market people get wealthy by providing goods and services that other people want.
@zendikarisparkmage29384 жыл бұрын
How did you get Sir Patrick Stewart to read the Bible parts???
@punklover993 жыл бұрын
Money
@grantcivyt6 жыл бұрын
Great job!
@nicscov6 жыл бұрын
The scrooge bit at the end is best!!
@WeAreWafc6 жыл бұрын
God Bless Libertarians
@mykidsfuture55826 жыл бұрын
Foly Huck that was good.
@RoskinGreenrake6 жыл бұрын
I know why I was suggested this video, it's because I said something similar in another comment -BUT I was taking the piss!!
@yangyangucv6 жыл бұрын
guys, did you erase your facebook page?
@zachjones69444 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME YOUR STUFF!
@madman69626 жыл бұрын
i have no political affiliation. i love this shit.