Red Dwarf 1204 Mechocracy - Return Of Talkie Toaster

[@alansunter2383]

Only on a show like 'Red Dwarf' would there be a round of applause for the long-awaited return... of a toaster.

[@electrictroy2010]

@alansunter2383 THE applause is fake. This entire show is filmed in a closed studio without any audience. That means the producers added fake laughter to fool you.

[@Michael-hc2vs]

@@electrictroy2010literally not since I was in the audience for the filming of this episode

[@Whoami691]

​@@electrictroy2010 well bet you feel like a right smeg head bout now dontcha?

[@jordangibson3910]

@@electrictroy2010 Only Season 7 and Back to Earth were filmed in a closed studio.

[@MsCreepyChan]

"NOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!!" is one of the best lines in Red Dwarf.

[@calumdeighton]

"Will you like some toast?"

[@danieltaylor5807]

Karma can be a bitch! XD

[@2Scribble]

It's like the Red Dwarf version of KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN xD

[@thewewguy8t88]

No toast!

[@stevenh5510]

Barrie’s screams are legendary

[@myname7056]

“But he’s my nemesis!” I thought Rimmer was your nemesis.😊

[@SamuelBlack84]

Rimmer is his chew toy 🙂

[@neilgerace355]

Voiced by David Ross, the original Kryten.

[@jeremythomaswebb1485]

The Kryten of old conversing with the Kryten of new.

[@mikerusby]

John Lenahan in the first 2 series, David Ross in series 4

[@Johannes00]

That ONE dislike is from Lister who had to eat that smeg.

[@synthonaplinth5980]

That Lister monologue on bread products was aking to Monty Pyton's 'Cheese Shop' sketch.

[@f.b.productions8103]

why hasn't this become official merchandise yet???? I want a talkie toaster!

[@richarddaborn8502]

It does come with a free 14lb lump hammer.

[@blenderfox]

@@richarddaborn8502 And a waste disposal chute?

[@happisakshappiplace.6588]

Buy a red SMEG brand toaster. Yes they exist. :D The pretend to talk to it.

[@Dim4323]

The audiance reaction is pricless

[@MichaelBradley1967]

It's funny, before this point "a" toaster appeared twice and Mr. Flibble appeared ONCE, yet they're practically iconic for Dwarfers.

[@timelord1855]

I hope one day they can make talkie toaster a recurring character on the show that'll lead to a lot of laughs.😆

[@Semisonic56]

Good to see you again Talkie.

[@blenderfox]

The perfect troll prank. Put this on someone's phone as their alarm sound. Or even better, their ringtone.

[@ETH5626]

Kryten: "Now! Now you listen here! You will not offer any grilled bread products to any member of the crew. If you do, You will be on the receiving end, of a very large polo mallet! Hmm!!"

[@thewewguy8t88]

Can i ask just one question?

[@ThePathStrider]

@@thewewguy8t88 Of course.

[@thewewguy8t88]

@@ThePathStrider would anyone like any toast?

[@Godzillakingofkaiju1]

​@@thewewguy8t88Didn't you hear what I just said!?

[@chris0mega405]

2:30 Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast?... 🤣

[@michaelrussell3890]

NOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!

[@neilgerace355]

"No way!" "Sir-" "Fine."

[@AgentofLADON]

Never got Lister's hatred of 'Howdy doodly doo' but I get his reluctance for any bread products from Talkie since he can somehow burn it and make it soggy.

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Sorta like a Dunkin' breakfast sandwich then?

[@AgentofLADON]

@@MichaelBradley1967 Never had one of those but I'm going to assume you have more experience in the matter and hit the like button. Now I know to avoid Dunkin Sandwiches.

[@MichaelBradley1967]

@@AgentofLADON Out of the various places to get a breakfast sandwich, theirs are the worst. Definitely soggy as I think they just microwave the ones they made earlier.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Would you like some toast?

[@steztoyz]

At the end of the list, I was waiting for; "Ah, you're a waffle man." 🤣

[@Jchillemi-b3l]

we all are

[@2Scribble]

2:10 - JESUS xD that's a lot of smegging toast lol

[@nateguimond823]

Poor lister has to make a deal with talkie toaster just to make sure rimmer doesn't win that was not easy for him to do

[@mouse059]

Nnn--- ..... Fine

[@BazTheStoryteller]

"Ah-huh! Here's the problem : Too many toasters. You know what they say? All toasters toast TOAST." - Hotel Mario

[@FreakHarryPotter]

Towards the end, it sounds like "We like some toast, we like some toast, we like some toast, we like some toast..."

[@noir-214]

0:42 Continuity, due to the events of "white hole," they have no memory of rebuilding the toaster

[@wazza33racer]

WHO.........repaired the little blighter? Hes is such a tea cake...........

[@EvHervey]

So, he was thrown BACK down here post-Series 6. Otherwise it would be hundreds of years, not decades... what have I done with my life?

[@darkapostle1749]

I swear Talkies "Howdy" sentence ks the same as the original in "White Hole"?

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Same actor (David Ross-the original Kryten), and yeah, that's Talkie's thing.

[@stewartmcminn7773]

I think its a sample

[@peterweatherley7669]

It’s a remaster of the original clip (someone at BBC Manc found the master tape God only knows where and ran it through modern equipment)

[@danielwilliamson6180]

LOL at 2:37. Serves Rimmer right.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

Is this some hellish alternative time line without the options of toaster-tarts, pastry pockets or pizza rolls?😮

[@snbforever]

So, it looks like they totally lied to the toaster.

[@CM26617]

Would have done the deal for four pieces of toast each morning, plus two croissant sandwiches for lunch (hold the tomato). Too low?

[@TinyDrew5]

Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? Would you like some toast? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!

[@monicamattox72]

yes TALKIE the TOASTER !.....:) ok I have a question...purely an exostential complex query re man's ascent into a future beyond the stars wait for it wait for it... "DO you want some TOAST"? :)

[@KRPTV]

Has anyone tried asking Alexa either if she wants some toast or if she believes in silicon heaven?😀😀😀

[@TC-th1ey]

I think you could make a very passable talkie toaster using an Alexa and toaster, however I can't imagine it being as abrasive as the "real" thing. Maybe an openAI program could replicate it.

[@Sagittarius-81]

Fried Chicken. Riker KNOWS!

[@Sagittarius-81]

Y'know Geordie, right?

[@Sagittarius-81]

Facsist.

[@arlfiftyfourtd8132]

to be honest I'd kinda like a toaster like talkie in my house

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Oh sure, you say that _now_ 😅🤣

[@arlfiftyfourtd8132]

@@MichaelBradley1967 but he may get annoying as the days pass XD

[@MichaelBradley1967]

@@arlfiftyfourtd8132 Exactly. How d'ya think he ended up in the garbage hold? That's not even counting the incident involving the toaster, Lister and a 14 pound lump hammer.

[@arlfiftyfourtd8132]

@@MichaelBradley1967 XD

[@Lasherluke]

Would anyone like any toast

[@Lord_Skeptic]

NO TOAST

[@chimerafireclaw7822]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST

[@Lord_Skeptic]

NO TOAST

[@tippycanoe99]

Polo mallet, please.

[@myname7056]

Would you like some toast?

[@pineapplepenumbra]

Hmm, interesting video, I've only got one question about it.... Would anyone here watching it like some *toast?*

[@Lord_Skeptic]

NO TOAST

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@Lord_Skeptic One bagel coming right up!

[@electrictroy2010]

Kryten looks twice as big.

[@johnwayne8494]

He turned into a beast.