Best of the Worst: Carnivore, HauntedWeen, and Black Roses

[@Constantine-316]

Release the drunk cut

[@guillermo9171]

Yes. For real. The whole clip.

[@TwistedEchoX]

This needs to happen you hack frauds!!

[@GutsTaijo]

I read this as release the drunk cat. Haha

[@chrislsommers]

This, a thousand times this.

[@lukerojas6622]

A 3 hour cut

[@wamatt2476]

It finally happened. The actually got too drunk to continue.

[@CorneliusPRhoades]

@@snickle1980 Lol that's too much work for these hacks

[@viddork]

@material pattern "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." _Macbeth,_ W. Shakespeare

[@viddork]

@WAMatt I hate it when an actually does that!

[@MrKRUB123]

Mike's blood alcohol level .332. Jay's Blood alcohol level .312 Rich's blood sugar level 670

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

His body is a battlefield between aids and diabetes

[@mursuka80]

@@mrminecraftcubeable It is what keeps him alive.

[@luvhair255]

670 mg/dL ? He's basically just a man made of sugar lol

[@drakkenmensch]

@@luvhair255 CRIPPLING DIABEETUS

[@Ektalon]

Jack's blood alcohol level: 5.00.

[@foxhound6364]

I love how 90% of the time Rich Evans can't string together an English sentence, but then manages to fire off "17th century French Impressionist painter" without a single stutter.

[@praetor4118]

@Adam Christopher ya lol they actualy know things what fuckin dumb ass idiots lol not smart like u and me wubba lubba dub dub

[@JesterofPaupers]

@Adam Christopher just let the art nerds use their degrees for once.

[@kylekondit9709]

@@wj2429 what does that have to do with anything its still difficult for someone who sutters alot to pronounce that fluently

[@kylekondit9709]

@Analyzing Male Slavery dosent really matter but okay

[@RAWNLEY]

Maybe he's French.

[@ericf5759]

"This is classic Team Brick Wall gaslighting" is a top Jack quote

[@cleobinx]

Yes ! That made me laugh hysterically

[@SEATACx]

It's especially funny because it's "classic" only a few minutes into the debate

[@stangable413]

I read this exactly as it happened....creeped me out

[@ArunaUtd]

Jack has some gems, 1:02:24 made me laugh out loud.

[@ClockworkBoredom]

I need the uncut footage of drunk mike accusing drunk jay of murdering cats

[@That2J]

I will pay good money for the uncut drunk footage. Good money.

[@flusterdouglas9326]

Goodnight sweet cats

[@AestheticFunk]

BubblewrapHighway Is this confirmed? Is it actually on the patron and if so what $ tier?

[@djcprod]

It’s such a specific accusation. It must bear some truth.

[@mnemot]

If ypu pay close attention right after the 30 minutes after jump, it seems like Mike's retelling something about Jay (on the background, while Rich says it was a bad idea, J: I didn't-I didn't do that! M: He said to me, that..., then continued later, M: No, Jay! You said good night sweet cats (while doing the "pressing down" motion)) so it must be an inside joke from years ago.

[@BreadMarket]

"I've never murdered cats, Mike." "Why are you doing this to me?" " I'VE NEVER KILLED A CAT!"

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

goodnight sweet... cats

[@D__S__]

"you grew up on the farm, you get a lot of cats, sometimes a cat's gotta go down!" - jack lmao

[@gyromurphy]

They have worms crawling out of their ears

[@lukebaldock4672]

​@@D__S__12 we q1111 d e8e az@ccc cccfffttttþtttt T I iiiii98 9th zLplllllojuii99😊w4 Ji 😅😊

[@matthewevans5794]

Seeing Mike this drunk is pretty typical. Seeing Jay THAT drunk is a Halloween miracle.

[@Osamathegamer]

No matter how many times I hear it or when the last time was, Whenever I hear mike say "Goodnight, sweet cats!" I burst out laughing.

[@FourthDerivative]

And seeing Jack this drunk is just sad in retrospect.

[@Osamathegamer]

@@FourthDerivative why?

[@Osamathegamer]

@@FourthDerivative oh I didn't know. but hey, good for him.

[@devinchadwick9147]

@@FourthDerivative oh, maybe that's why hes been gone from botw for a while

[@josephnewberry9290]

I love when Jay says, "Why is Rich freaking out!?" and Josh says, "He's not."

[@flusterdouglas9326]

Lol Josh is so calm, but assertive. You can tell he's handled drunk friends before!

[@brianbagnall3029]

Jay was buzzed about 2 minutes into the show.

[@Redclantube]

This episode perfectly shows what it’s like being the sober one in a group. God bless Rich

[@luckyspurs]

Rich was the designated striver for the evening.

[@vuphuongtrinh8875]

Release the drunk cut

[@alcoholic2652]

6:19-6:34 PROOF that Rich has never been sober, just stoned.

[@animepussy8356]

Do you think he ever drinks water and then turns it into wine later?

[@NothingIsKnown00]

Someone has drive Mike home in his dumpster truck.

[@metalnut92]

'I've never killed a cat.' - Jay 'suspiciously specific denial' Bauman

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

I used to go home from school in a school bus with two younger kids who told me how they used to catch neighbourhood cats, pierce little holes in their stomachs, fill the holes with maggots and then reseal them and then watched the maggots eat through the cat's entrails. Then they proceeded to smash my right hand with their hockey sticks, my fingers still crackle when i move them to this day. Ah, the days of youth...

[@jl.7739]

Millenniumhand and shrimp awwww how cute. I hope they work in a kindergarden now.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

@@jl.7739You know what, i'd like to think they do. That, or they're supporting themselves as pit fighters in an abandoned slaughterhouse somewhere.

[@super_genius]

Millenniumhand and shrimp goddamn furries

[@hendrong]

@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 I'm sure those two kids are successful and happy today.

[@allluckyseven]

I've never seen Jay this drunk. Or Mike this sober.

[@allluckyseven]

or the sun a second time.

[@elevensquids]

jack is the sleeper drunk. around 29 minutes it looks like all his effort is going into not falling over

[@kylekondit9709]

@Fix the Fernback good one bud.

[@benm8503]

Shot over the course of three days?!?! This is like the Boyhood of BOTW!

[@StarWarriorMusic]

its truly an amazing film

[@ARMIV4]

AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC!

[@br8581]

Did you know Boyhood took twelve years to make?!

[@dannyboy1594]

IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE!!!!

[@LostOneOmega]

Its damn near experimental

[@IrisCorven]

Jay shouting "Noooo. Keep talking. Keep talking! Finishyoursentence!" while dopey-faced and clearly hammered is probably the most drunk anyone has been on the show.

[@thomasgrieve1924]

He was legit mad

[@jeffjones7012]

Timestamp

[@pr6549]

​@@jeffjones7012 30:35

[@brianbagnall3029]

There was some tension when they resumed 2 days later.

[@haleymist09]

Everyone's sitting on hay bales, and Jay's feet don't reach the ground. That's cute.

[@yungoldman2823]

Alex Smalley rich evans is cuter

[@IamKindness]

@@breezingby2611 You really gonna say that when he's sitting next to THE Rich Evans?!

[@bsodcat]

To be fair, Jay is a piece of shit sometimes, its a balancing act of power lmao.

[@leonardovazquez7302]

None of their feet are touching the ground..?

[@noahmay7708]

@@bsodcat That's a little mean mate. Try to write comments with the thought in your head that Jay or someone else might come across it and be very hurt.

[@GotAJarOfDirt23]

I can't believe Josh just threw Macauley Culkin off the coach like that

[@lordartoriuscollbrande7434]

I don’t even know who McKauley Culkin is. Are you a Persona 5 player?

[@Distorted80]

The worst part was telling Macauley everyone was going to dress up because it was a Halloween episode and they just did the lame hipster T-shirt thing while Macauley went all in as Mrs. Bates.

[@mrniceguy7168]

This comment has so much going on

[@Gaz8foyd]

Why was he driving a coach?

[@tiffanytwisted2901]

Yeah...off the coach...

[@Komnen0s]

This is the worst AA meeting I've seen, it had to reconvene because everybody was so drunk.

[@rickiramlal6814]

"Hi my name is Rich and I have diabete- I mean alcohol. I mean I'm an alcoholic. I do my drinking off camera so my doctor doesn't see me breaking my diet for aids- I mean diabetes. Also I have aids."

[@Lishadra]

“I can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk”

[@28Pluto]

"Lots of movies have houses in them." Finally, some *actual* film analysis and evaluation on this channel that actually makes sense !!!

[@marcopalomba9463]

_WhEn Jay DiEs aNd rEacHes tHe PüRLYgAtes...tHere'S ThoUsaNdS AnD ThOuSaNDs of cAtS..._ Intoxicated Mike Stoklasa oct. 2018

[@commanderfox0123]

*higly intoxicated

[@nils5471]

*purrrrly

[@TemmiePlays]

i want a shirt that says "goodnight sweet cats "

[@coryandrews9235]

W E L C O M E J A Y !

[@joelsmith5938]

When Jay dies and reaches the...purr-ly gates?

[@dbpaperclip]

"0-60 in 40 minutes" is the underrated line of the episode.

[@roisinjo6155]

"What the f*** is happening!? Why is Rich freaking out!?" "He's not." Hilarious because Rich is literally just sitting there. XD

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

That feeling when you're the straight edge guy in a room full of people whose mental faculties at this point are functioning slightly above infant levels.

[@kleindropper]

I'm frankly amazed at how much booze it takes to bring Jay down to typical Mike levels

[@VideoMeltdown]

Especially since he's about half as big

[@Arksword]

@@VideoMeltdown I guess you can say he really was that half in the bag. I've got nothing.

[@stupled]

@@Arksword I laughed

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@stupled I clapped

[@LembeckIsStaying]

@@VideoMeltdown Well he's half as big as Mike body wise....but twice his size when he goes to the Manhole, if ya get my drift.

[@Ashamaxa]

Drunk Jay is the best. A rare sight among high functioning drunks like Mike and Jack.

[@Yo-Jimbo]

He's a cat murderer though.

[@jacobp-i.5738]

I’ve never seen Jay this plastered in anything they’ve done before. Comedy gold.

[@alwindsor7299]

@@petergbrooks They drink during the films as well. I can imagine he's had at least 4-6 beers before he has some shots. Thats a decent amount of booze.

[@mrredherring2900]

30:30-30:40 is the best. "Okay. Keep going. No! Keep talking. Keep, keep talking, Jack. Finisshhhh yoursentenns." :D

[@Ashamaxa]

@@mrredherring2900 he sounds exactly like me when i think im not drunk and try to have a conversation.

[@MonkehBuns]

"Can you believe she fell asleep?" "Yeah, she seems like the type." The type...to fall asleep?

[@LootFragg]

You know how they are.

[@Xpwnxage]

I think he's suggesting she's unprofessional?

[@eightcoins4401]

@@Xpwnxage Actually hes calling her a whore because shes sleeping around (in the bus) (at the window=)

[@eightcoins4401]

A harlot. Shes sleeping around

[@tremolobanshee]

I will forever love Jay's face as he exclaims: "Why is rich freaking out?"

[@luckyspurs]

That moment when the person that's not used to being the butt of the joke, tries to turn focus back to the more regular butt of the joke. But everyone's on a "actually, we really appreciate that person today" day.

[@HighFromCost]

Comic Sans was released in 1994, Hauntedween was released in 1991. Truly the team behind Hauntedween were pioneers of their time.

[@leandromafe]

I went to check and that's actually true wtf

[@vegapunkslab511]

@@leandromafe lmao

[@composerdorianbell]

Put into consideration, this was a 20 year anniversary rerelease, they may have actually put the comic sans in 2011 (the year of the dvd release).

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

Yeah.

[@plasticman4eva]

@@composerdorianbell That's exactly it. The beginning was re-edited with new titles for some reason. It's not that way on the VHS.

[@danmichael2627]

This really should have been two episodes like the star wars christmas episode. One could have been an hour of their drunken descent into madness and then an episode of them actually talking about the movies.

[@Captroop]

...holy shit. You're so right! As much as I liked this episode, now it'll always suffer in my mind because they didn't choose to edit it that way.

[@Canukles]

The scenes are intertwined so you can't really break them up. It's stylistically designed to be that way.

[@AnvilPro100]

"This is classic Team Brick Wall gaslighting!!"

[@carlosguillermo566]

Jay was so drunk that he forgot the sound of Rich Evans's laugh and got suprised by it

[@conspiracyman8353]

Rich: 'I'm going to take a walk.' You know things are going bad when Rich would rather exercise.

[@zachsorenson1382]

I hurt myself snorting at that thought

[@zackakers9855]

I laughed too hard at this.

[@SuperjoeV1]

They got so drunk Rich's beard wanted nothing else to do with the video.

[@bobsnob3073]

I used to have a fainting goat. I remember I bought a bell to put around him and all my other goat's necks (it helps keep coyotes away) and the little guy took one stop heard the bell and fainted, he then got up an did it again. He probably did this 10 times until he got used to it. He was really easy to scare. Poor guy died of old age this year, I miss the little idiot.

[@fruitypeebils]

my mom had a goat as a kid, and one day she tied it up to a tree to do other work around the farm. the goat ate all the grass around the tree and then strangled itself trying to reach a tuft of grass out of its reach.

[@GhostOfBilly]

@@fruitypeebils Who are the eighteen sadistic weirdos that read that and thought "thumbs up"? I wish youtube had a comment response that was an emoji of a face in deep thought of a life's place in the grander universe.

[@GhostOfBilly]

@@visionofdisorder Did you secretly pull the legs off of spiders as a kid? You know I have to edit it now or the continuity of this comment section is ruined!

[@GramLikesBread]

@@GhostOfBilly It's not sadism so much as laughing at something too stupid to live. The way he worded his comment implies his mother left a goat alone for a few hours and it managed to kill itself when there was no urgency to eat. If it had been left there for weeks or if someone had actually strangled it, then it would not be funny. In my mind it's actually more sadistic to scare goats into unconsciousness.

[@gyromurphy]

Aw....

[@sci-fi-night6241]

Drunk Jay is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

[@SultanSamet]

"I've never murdered cats Mike!" 😂 The way he simply says that...

[@Ozepyon09]

@@joseph7988 The cute one

[@rickiramlal6814]

@@Ozepyon09 ...as of 2 years ago.

[@vonditters856]

That was literally the most accurate editing representation of becoming drunk I’ve ever seen

[@lilacbombs_5197]

best part of mike being drunk is him commenting "goodnight sweet cats" like it's the funniest thing he's ever said, but only to him

[@TheBBQify]

One of my all time favorite mike quotes now

[@8523wsxc]

Damn, Rich was so sober that his beard fell out.

[@MeritlessMemes]

i think jay saying “why is rich fffreakkin ouuut?” Is the peak drunkness in RLM history (30:49)

[@thiccboss4780]

Rich: imma take a walk Jay: *BWAHAHAAA...HEHEHE*

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Jay is doing that thing where you try to project your drunkenness on someone else but your analysis is all wack so it doesn't work.

[@Klos1977]

A close second would be BOTW: Night of the Lepus. Mike speech patterns were a little 'off' that night.

[@kylekondit9709]

@Fix the Fernback yep it's not like its edited together and they were probably drinking alot inbeween cuts

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@Intra Ignis dont be edgy

[@name7049]

The clip of them all being so drunk they have to stop filming for 5 solid minutes is gonna be a classic BOTW moment for years to come

[@lordartoriuscollbrande7434]

Air Bud is the Best What does this film have to do with The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild? Are you a Persona 5 player? I’m looking for anyone who can have a good conversation with me about Persona 5.

[@lordartoriuscollbrande7434]

snickle1980 I love the fact that you’re a person who’s trying to make society a better place for people. The message of the game is that once society becomes corrupted, society must then fall apart and rebuild itself again to start over and learn from our past mistakes. What Mementos is is the embodiment of what is keeping people from actually using their brains and caring about other people. In other words if we are ignorant, we could end up destroying ourselves in the end. Believe me, the story in Persona 5 is very interesting. Also, Makoto Niijima is best girl. If you’re willing to get in to the series, there you go without too many spoilers.

[@alicekliewer]

Lord Artorius Collbrande I didn't know Ingmar Bergman made a sequel to Persona, let alone four

[@name7049]

I didn’t mean for this to turn into a discussion about a video game

[@AlbertoSantosDumont819]

Breath of the wild

[@gadbel685]

Jay, if you ever read this, I just wanted to say that everybody talks about Rich's laugh, but it is yours that holds this show together

[@mrs_plinkett]

word

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

No joke, Jay is just cute.

[@ScapegoatAngel]

I think everyone is aware that Jay is the pretty babe of the show

[@luckyspurs]

I always feel it's really unfair when people say Jay and Jack aren't funny. They're both really fun, just in a different way to Mike and Rich. It needs both.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

True

[@MrLordstarboy]

'Do you think the science lab was a real science lab?' This line and Mike's reaction to it slay me.

[@tonygbeulie8462]

Highlight of the episode 😂

[@lewisio7]

Rich didn't drink because he's pregnant. Congratulations Rich!

[@bobsnob3073]

Nice best girl pfp

[@petesmith9475]

guess more in "halloWeed" kind of guy and left for a while.

[@skDanT]

I thought it was because of his crippling diabetes

[@rchetype7029]

Congratulations!

[@readordiefanatic]

@@bobsnob3073 For sure.

[@patrickseery4317]

So when is red letter media gonna make a teen comedy with the crew playing the 40 year old students

[@sonicplys64]

But they did in this episode

[@RepKyle95]

To be honest I would watch the fuck out of a movie with these guys playing teenagers. Especially if some random producer gave them a AAA budget just to see how they would waste it

[@LembeckIsStaying]

And especially if Jay brings back his early 2000s Limp Bizkit/Eminem swag!

[@TheActionBrick]

“The special effects are fantastic!” is the new “It’s so dense.”

[@Kreeschon]

SHUT UP YA FUCKING RICK

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Lol it's the only good thing people could say about Last Jedi

[@lordartoriuscollbrande7434]

Yeah whatever.

[@camclemons]

Actually, it's "THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC!"

[@robbieclark7828]

But it’s just a less distinctive way to say the same thing. Not everything needs to be replacing everything else.

[@lucressei3717]

Please, people, make a petition to have a video released of the cut 30 minutes after the shots were poured. I WANT THE BAUMAN CUT !

[@austinreifsnyder35]

21:45 I’ve never related to something so much as drunken jack trying to jump in the conversation and ending up just talking to himself and the little moment of realization he has when he sees they aren’t listening 😂

[@evan3684]

Mike's Milwaukee accent is like "Surviving Edged Weapons" strong in this episode.

[@Revan-eb1wb]

why should he have that accent when he is from arizona?

[@MrJoaoVitoriginal]

@@Revan-eb1wb Alcohol. That's why.

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@@MrJoaoVitoriginal true^^

[@Hayley123454]

@@Revan-eb1wb I think he's from Chicago. He just lived in Arizona at some point.

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@@Hayley123454 okay. thanks. i was not sure anymore

[@Tallgrassband]

Fun fact- Rich Evans is made of love. And duct tape.

[@jacemachine]

The duct tape is to patch the parts of him that get TOO much love.

[@ElohimForToday]

Just like E.T.

[@jmalmsten]

If there's no love without duct tape.

[@buffjr.6572]

Not having Culkin really subverted my expectations

[@stupled]

i didn't watch it all yet. Apparently he is the postcredits scene.

[@chereshan906]

He is a scarecrow

[@drpg7924]

@@elonmush4793 He's in the next BotW. This was recorded before Lord Culkin was in town and was released now because they needed to edit out 8 hours of drunken footage.

[@Freelancer217]

It's funny to think that they shoot these episodes on Rich's birthday because he probably spent it driving them all home

[@67hought]

Well, Jay, have the cats stopped screaming?

[@MegaZeta]

Yes, that... that’s the reference in the comment. That’s the joke

[@Xpwnxage]

@@MegaZeta Well I didn't get it until his comment clarified.

[@edwardraven8000]

they still scream in his nightmares

[@dickthegimp4280]

I ate Mike Stoklasa's liver with some Tums tablets and a nice Maker's Mark.

[@Fisher_Films]

This is an underrated comment

[@adamo.2571]

Carnivore was made in 2000...even though it has the production quality of an 80's music video

[@slipknotboy555]

Holy shit, it was! Well, it was released in 2000, I think. Some quick googling revealed it was apparently shot and edited over ten years. Edit: apparently filmed from 1989-91? That makes sense.

[@BurnRoddy]

It also has the audio quality of a daguerreotype

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@@slipknotboy555 IT TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE NOTHING HAS EVER TAKEN 10 YEARS TO MAKE

[@OneUponADime]

Filmed 89-91 though

[@LawdyLawdy]

Im glad Mike finally came to terms with his belief in ghosts.

[@That2J]

Mike getting so heated ranting about the attic is priceless

[@Gibson343088]

Mike being so drunk he lays down really spoke to me

[@thehumantoeRD]

The guy that played the sheriff in Hauntedween was still a professor at western kentucky university when I attended. I found a VHS version of the movie and took it to him to get it signed. He was.... less than enthusiastic about seeing that movie again. Understandable.

[@TMLCJLK]

Man... I really wanted to see that footage of them drunk. I imagine that there are long stretches of nothing, but there is certainly more gold than just those highlights. Also, I want to see how they got to the cat part.

[@HEYBUDDYMAN86]

Thiago Leão I’ve been pretty drunk and know that tangents come to life from the slightest inception of the thought. My guess is Mike thought of cats randomly and started shouting it

[@Oxossis]

I’m like Jay. I have an infinite knowledge of obscure things that are not only useless in everyday conversation, but actively harmful to my social life.

[@abraxas365]

"Did you know penguins will be so anxious to defend orphaned penguin chicks that they will fight each other until they accidentally kill the baby." And that's just my ice breaker.

[@discomfort5760]

"That's cool, I did not know that. But did you know humans have a better sense of smell than cats? Among mammals, only dogs surpass us. However, humans can barely detect pheromones, science suggests it's because of our cognitive abilities which would just go crazy with all the pheromones everywhere. Yeah. All of my ex-girlfriends asked me to shut up during pillow talk, all have failed."

[@Contributron]

Sounds like Asperger’s.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Same. I can't remember how to calculate chemical equations but I will always remember that horse's legs have the same build as human fingers

[@RobertJRoman]

Is anyone really like Jay?

[@orioniic]

0:33 for the star trek reference. You can go ahead and skip the rest

[@jamstonjulian6947]

ONLY ONE?

[@lorenzogarcia4335]

They really nerfed the star trek references >:(

[@excessiveworry3838]

Thank you. Now I don't have to waste 33 whole seconds looking for it.

[@hopefullypg3431]

wHY iS RiCH FreAkiN' oUt? This may be the moment in RLM history where Jay is 100% legitamitely unable to think straight about anything but alcohol. Edit) Feels weird rewatching this episode now that Jack is two years sober after admitting to being an alcoholic. Adds a strange element to older episodes like this where they get plastered.

[@aeteno703]

I didn't know that about Jack, good to hear he's sober.

[@TwistedAdventures42]

At least he seems to know how to have a good time. I've seen people completely flip just because they took a few drinks and end up ruining the night for everyone else.

[@snazzle9764]

He also said to not feel bad about watching these episodes despite the fact. Still feels weird tho

[@TheTuttle99]

At that point you could tell he was gone. Kinda sad to see. Reminds me of shitty times dealing with wasted people blackout drunk

[@Neat0_o]

Where did he admit that? I’d like to read it or watch it.

[@garshtoshteles]

39:00 to 39:35 Mike's accent is at its peak without a hint of irony. Love to hear it.

[@waspswarm870]

whuy in de heck did he kill dhose two people in de woods

[@suanniiq]

It’s a fact that Milwaukee bottle water contains 5% alcohol....

[@michaelkitchin9665]

"Drinking problem? No, this is a tradition." That's been tried at an AA meeting. I'm sure of it.

[@orsonzedd]

Everyone drinks Liquor, except Rich who has to drink his Metamucil

[@austyn.l6289]

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC.

[@redtexan7053]

I love Thomas Savini’s 1670 painting, “Portrait of a Man Being Ripped Apart By Zombies”.

[@maxter328]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we NEED an unedited cut of the drunkenween section.

[@TheGrifter42]

It’s hard to see Rich’s alcoholism ruin the pacing of the video.

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

TheGrifter42 ???? Rich don’t drink

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

Shater Lemming aw my b

[@somethingweirds3375]

@@matthillfromcollege4109 I don't think college is going to help you mate

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

No Way because of this?

[@dancingdroid]

If we don't get a video of you guys going to a fainting goat farm I will be so disappointed.

[@danielsimmons2339]

Well, actually, feinting goat farms are kinda fucked up. While it doesn't necessarily hurt them, the goats are bred specifically so that we can startle them and watch them have a seizure. Obviously they don't like feinting and will try to stop themselves from falling over. Kinda like breeding pugs specifically to have funny, scrunched up faces even though they can barely fucking breathe because of it.

[@doko3000]

@@danielsimmons2339 just another day of humanity trying to play g.o.d.

[@hendrong]

It would be so strange to see any of them outside.

[@melissaallen69]

Jay boozily asking, "Why is Rich freaking out?!' is one of my fav RLM moments.

[@MrMoneyclips]

Rich Evans was seriously my inspiration to quit drinking.

[@lena295]

MrMoneyclips if Rich Evans can, then we all definetly can!

[@buzzardbeatniks]

@@lena295 And now Jack has too.

[@Bale4Bond]

@@buzzardbeatniks but given that he is Jack, actually got heat for it.

[@audiosurfarchive]

@@Bale4Bond Only if you're a huge prick.

[@Bale4Bond]

@@audiosurfarchive i don't know if he's a prick. He certainly is an embarrassing dork.

[@GigaWhitArtandStuff]

Honestly, drunk Jay is adorable

[@GigaWhitArtandStuff]

@@guidetoanything True

[@alwindsor7299]

Jay at 30:34 is how I talk when I think I'm fine when I'm really not

[@ljean666]

I love how small Jay looks sitting on that hay bale

[@dangerousmelon7623]

He's so cute when he resists swinging his legs.

[@ljean666]

@@clamstain holy shit lol

[@clarknova1567]

Susan looks cute.

[@SordidSleeper]

I just noticed on my 5th viewing of this episode in the doldrums of 2020 that Jay had slapped the "Horror" sticker from Black Roses onto his jacket in the second discussion, post-adorable-drunk.

[@reizak8966]

I've watched this episode multiple times and never noticed this. Now I can't stop staring at it.

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

"It's so dense"

[@BRUXXUS]

I think it may actually be an enamel pin! If it's not, it needs to be. :)

[@switchkforlife]

jay’s dangling feet is the cutest thing ever

[@bencarlson4300]

Like Kermit the Frog

[@Thanatos2k]

While driving on the highway today I saw a Gerber Collision and Glass and burst out laughing. No one else understood.

[@theMightyMonarch88]

I found one in my town just recently. I had never noticed it before and now, much like the Showbiz Pizza Bear, I wonder if it just appeared one day in the wake of this episode…

[@eldemente87]

Wasted Jay is adorable

[@cleobinx]

Guido Rossetti he is always adorable

[@rasterbate87]

Find me a kind of Jay that isn't adorable

[@DmitryChmelyov]

I can't believe they were literally so drunk they had to have a second day of filming.

[@cries_and_dies]

Jay saying "do you think the science lab that's in the movie is a real science lab" in a sassy voice has got to be one of my favorite RLM moments ever. 39:22

[@luckyspurs]

The best RLM moment. Mike's "you don't pull my move on me" face and reaction.

[@beetlequeen1732]

How you could do HauntedWeen: Eddie grows up, goes to college. His frat house is in danger of getting foreclosed or whatever. His friends are like “Hey Eddie! Your family used to operate a haunted house! You can help us out!” Eddie has flashbacks to watching that girl die and his whole psyche is tested as he’s pressured by his friends to build and operate the haunted house. He snaps, goes crazy, and kills his frat brothers and whatever in the haunted house. There you go

[@chettyspaghetti226]

I love that Jay is wearing the green Horror Sticker!!!

[@Top-Scandal]

Tbh I'd rather see all of the cut drunk footage than the movie discussions.

[@brenttilton]

My friend was the Carnivore! Carnivore was made in St. Charles IL circa 1989. Kurtz was the local comic shop owner. The actor in the costume was a 7th grader haha. Great episode!

[@thehumantoeRD]

I was attending Western Kentucky University when I ran across Hauntedween. A professor played the sherriff in the movie. I took a copy into his office for him to sign and as soon as he had seen the cover of the VHS he rolled his eyes and told me to leave. He laughed and ended up signing it.

[@chrissmith3668]

I live in Louisville and have known many people who went to WKU and yeah the movie portrayed it pretty accurately but hey, John Carpenter went there so

[@koanikal]

When you're new to RLM, it's not immediately apparent that Rich never drinks, since he's the one who slurs the most. And then there's this episode

[@SkigBiggler]

Good lord they're drunk for this one

[@Halfway3]

@@spock84 Go watch last years Halloween episode. Josh is almost falling out of his fucking chair.

[@metalnut92]

@@spock84 Mike was absolutely steaming on the Ghostbusters episode.

[@elborrego4916]

Good night sweet cats

[@Swarm509]

They are drunk as lords!

[@SkigBiggler]

I commented this at the start of the episode. I can certainly say they're the most shitfaced I've ever seen them. They had to postpone the episode they were so drunk.

[@mobius273]

Rich evans and jack are so good, they should have their own show! ...wait

[@TimThomason]

They previously recorded some shows.

[@GP1138]

Everyone wanting to see the drunken outtakes forgets what it's like to spend any amount of time with a drunk person. These are probably the funniest (and least embarrassing) parts of what happened.

[@karinmaria6455]

But I WANT to see the embarrassing stuff

[@doomyboi]

There was no anti-substance PSA more effective on me than being the only sober one at a college toga party.

[@leow3696]

Peed in the street last time I was this drunk. Can confirm.

[@christiano3819]

Just need to get to their level

[@Xpwnxage]

@@doomyboi It's the opposite for me, dealing with drunk people makes me want to get prisonfucked.

[@outsidethebox316]

_Goodnight Sweet Cats_

[@alicelopez130]

👌

[@aeteno703]

The automatic chapter feature on youtube has made a chapter called "You remember when you murdered cats?"

[@lordbrenavin3681]

I didn’t realize these hack filmmakers were so well-read on influential artists of various eras.

[@holycow818181]

I would have been more impressed if they had made a reference to Fulci. You know, Antonio Fulci, the Italian Counter-Reformation sculptor.

[@henryglennon3864]

Not that well-read. Impressionism was in the 19th century.

[@seamusperkins2526]

@@henryglennon3864that's the joke

[@cheeseismurder]

@@holycow818181 I'd have been impressed with a reference to Lucio Fulci.

[@VenEm]

@@holycow818181 well, they did review zombi, or talk about it not too long ago

[@SerinCloudeye]

I want that drunken unedited footage. Would make for a hell of a laugh im sure.

[@FalloutLibertyHell]

Is liquor replacing Rich Evans?

[@TKinfinity01]

Fallout: Liberty Hell Is Rich Evans replacing Evan Richards? Who replaced Rich Evans.

[@subj3ctt0chang3]

“I am the liquor.” -Rich Evans

[@joshviator7365]

No but it's replacing his blood

[@ThreeNinjaDucks]

No liquor replaced Susan

[@Joshm5396]

Tommy Derp he doesn’t drink

[@BlackBirdMagic]

They filmed Black Roses in my home town. I remember them carrying the monster puppet to the "English Teacher's House" across the road from my house, and I went up to the door to deliver the newspaper while they were filming. Did you notice that the "Highschool" has swing sets outside? They used the elementary school. :)

[@wyattearp585]

The "2 days later" then them drinking water silently in pain was the most relatable shit ever

[@jojololo9157]

Lol they are so drunk!! Jay can hardly talk he's slurring his words. I love it! I'm half shit faced myself! This is why I pay for internet!

[@fireonice12492]

"Oh, that's staying in" LMAO Thanks, Mike.

[@Kameratyp]

How ironic that the only sober person wears a Brewers hat...

[@-pancakes7205]

And Rich is a White Sox fan too.

[@Kameratyp]

@@-pancakes7205 makes him double the Cubs hater

[@chrissmith3668]

@@KameratypI knew I hated Rich

[@JaymiethegermJordan]

" This movie is so boring we're talking about a WALL " - Rich Evans

[@cableroyson9992]

Not only do I wish for the unedited cut, I wish for the unedited footage of them having to edit the footage.