Best of the Worst: Jack-O, Rock n' Roll Nightmare, and Shark Exorcist

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

Donald Farmer actually appeared in a previous film covered by Best of the Worst. Episode 3 BotW, February 2013, They Bite, which was about a porn movie about fish monsters coming on shore and fucking humans. Donald Farmer was an actor in this film. On IMDb, he's credited as "pervert".

[@DiscoBolante]

I bet it was a herculean feat for Donald Farmer to play a character called "Pervert".

[@GrayD_Fox]

At least he's self aware

[@rockabilly95]

Well that explains everything.....

[@twizzm.]

He's evolving

[@KebusKerrus]

Excellent find. 26 seconds in...what's that poster there, behind them? The one with the shark...

[@katthawthorne1027]

It's not that Donald Farmer couldn't find a child actor to cast. He just isn't legally allowed within 500 yards of children.

[@neal2399]

That... might actually be true

[@ClifHaley]

And can't afford a zoom lens.

[@thebadlung]

@ Im sure they did and maybe had to edit it out incase of liability as even as a joke its a pretty serious accusation. Sick shark fetishist is okay though :D

[@auritone]

Or sharks...

[@-k-b-]

Dude😂😂😂

[@samuraispartan7000]

Mike: “It is the worst movie I have ever seen.” Also Mike: “I’m going with Shark Exorcist as the best of the worst.”

[@danielkingston5731]

"What a giant, giant pile of shit" ... "My pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin"

[@harrisongoertz1346]

It’s a Halloween Miracle!

[@oscarhonduras88]

Mike to the mic: "please send more copies of Shark Exorcist"

[@robertbarrass9176]

You can see the exact moment Mike decides to go with Shark Exorcist.

[@sokoTV2]

He probably would have chosen it as worst of the worst as well. I hope.

[@neal2399]

I like how Josh says Nickelback is “still out there,” as if they haven’t been caught yet and could strike again at any moment

[@reesaspieces86]

Their next album should be Nickelback: At Large.

[@threeglassjars6051]

They could.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

*Looks behind chair* *Wipes forehead*

[@grimjhaixus]

*voice in the distance* ~And we’ll all stay skinny cuz we just won’t eat~

[@V4Now]

They're waiting for the right moment to devour Maroon5 after... Coldplay!

[@Monuver]

"The most sleaze since D.B. Cooper vs Bigfoot" I'm glad to see they have collectively blocked out Repligator.

[@arlostein1000]

Repligator is post-modern in its intentions. Post-retarded in action

[@williamjewwel492]

And so did I

[@BioYuGi]

Repligator it seemed at least that the girls knew what they were in for.

[@IronicHavoc]

@@BioYuGi Yeah. It's always creepier when it's potentially ambiguous whether the movie is a weird sex thing or not.

[@zetetick395]

'Hypnotism for prospective rapists' is still top of my charts on BOTW for pure skeev

[@habeasdorkus3795]

I think Mike laughing like a demon is my favourite RLM recurring gag.

[@jogymogy3691]

He is posessed by Palpatine afterall...

[@maw9406]

AAAAAAIDS?!

[@mattkrause1573]

"All problem, All bad." -Jack Packard

[@travelers8607]

Put it on a shirt!

[@lekratrekrap3214]

Yes

[@BunnLilah]

@@travelers8607 Get your name on a toilet! Get your name on some bandaids!

[@odaktin7857]

All problem, All bad just describes him

[@CS9_]

"This movie is despicable" "Don't. Watch. Shark Exorcist." "This was disgusting filth at the bottom of the sewer." "It was the worst thing I've ever seen." - Mike Stoklasa "I'm going with Shark Exorcist as Best of the Worst." - Mike Stoklasa

[@CHKNFNGRZ]

That is my pick as well. I actually bought a copy and tortured my friends with it. I am an evil man.

[@thatonepseudotwin7775]

.........Happy Halloween

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

Well I'm going with Thor wearing a speedo.

[@CHKNFNGRZ]

@@Sophia-vk5bq for real, that is a better decision than Shark Exorcist. It is a despicable movie, made by a despicable man, nobody, aside from the biggest sadists should ever subject themselves, or friends to this movie.

[@mechayeti9476]

What is wrong with Mike? I am really concerned for him now.

[@sednoid]

I would just like to commend Jay on those end credits, that was really neat.

[@PheePeaAnimation]

sednoid Yeah, the editing in this episode was stellar. Jay’s on fire tonight lads.

[@kelownatechkid]

Yeah great stuff today jay!!

[@nachgeben]

@@DustinBKerensky97 It's really revolutionary, and a thing of beauty, isn't it?

[@tronus98]

Yea, that intro and outro reminded me of something I'd watch as a kid in the 90's. The set looked sharp as well.

[@sco0oppy]

I can't believe Jay said Pazuzu and the clip wasn't played.

[@svetlananovikova7595]

same

[@silverschannel8578]

I AM PAZUZU

[@nikerboker1995]

Hack frauds, all of them

[@mr.bluesky4130]

I A M P A Z U Z U A M P A Z U Z U

[@silverschannel8578]

nikerboker1995 i think u meant "these men are frauds"

[@jakefoley9539]

Since directing Shark Exorcist, Donald Farmer has directed six films: - Grindsploitation - Cannibal Cop - Hooker with a Hacksaw - Trashsploitation - Hurt Doll - Cannibal Hookers Nice to see he's cleaned up his act.

[@RustyMuck]

Sounds like the filmography of that guy who directed Crazy Fat Ethyl

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

"Hooker with a Hacksaw" is the lamest title for an exploitation film I've ever heard.

[@jamesdenton3438]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 And a sad, sad so-called movie.

[@zetetick395]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 I guess 'Chainsaw Hookers' was already taken

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

@@zetetick395 There is a "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers" (or something like that)!

[@swaptrickgaming]

As a Floridian, when I heard Mike's comments I was so offended I nearly dropped my meth and lost control of my Walmart shopping cart.

[@guthax30]

Shopping cart? Don't you mean rascal scooter?

[@jeremyphillips3087]

Thoughts and prayers!

[@benjaminmoore4514]

so do you have pumpkins down there?

[@logannelson6893]

@@benjaminmoore4514 we do get the occasional pumpkin

[@AedanBlackheart]

🤣 OMFG

[@winstoncheak4414]

Two Best of the Worsts in a week? This is like Christmas but Halloween

[@lukasriha51]

Is halloween replacing christmas?

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

This is like Halloween in January.

[@JackgarPrime]

It's a Halloween Miracle!

[@grungeboi4398]

Losty FUCK YOU IT’S JANUARY!!

[@jrichardmarshall]

@@Hi_Just_Fred HE'S GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!

[@priqq1]

"That's the thing about almost dying, Emily, it is a real buzzkill." Pro writing

[@MrTrolleras]

Unless you are David Carradine

[@llocarydoline9738]

That would be a great catchphrase for a movie called, dunno, kentucky buzzsaw slaughter 🤔

[@ColetheAero]

@@Phoenix0F8 Out of context, it reads very Kevin Williamson-ish. I can hear Rose McGowan saying it right now.

[@servietsky67]

I was really disapointed that Rich Evans didn't take out his clothes at the end to reveal a bathing suit underneath.

[@ams147]

I also thought that was where they were going with it

[@GangStalker17]

They saved that for the Patreon Subs

[@clashmovator6130]

I'm sure they were originally planning to. But they couldn't use any of the footage on account of his giant package being too distracting.

[@Madkalibyr]

April Sumner sounds like you want that juicy Shaq meat

[@koroconnell]

They need to give the people what they want

[@infernomance]

Mike's barely restrained giggle-smile as he waited in anticipation to pick Shark Exorcist as the best movie was adorable.

[@steveharvey2102]

I agtee with every word, except the last one. That word, I would change to "Predictable."

[@Wizwork]

The most terrifying thing is I live only a few minutes from the Shark Exorcist mall. That Aquarium is a restaurant. Imagine going with your family for a meal and seeing Shark Exorcist being filmed.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Filmed by the director no doubt, barely trying to hide his erection in public.

[@brotherbear92]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine Its worse if he didn't try to hide it at all.

[@biglicker4473]

See him shove a shark plushie down his pants from across the table

[@fiercebaldguy]

Let's hope that sex-pervert, Farmer, stays away from the Rainforest Cafe...

[@Vaporvice84]

@@biglicker4473 And then asking a *possibly* underage girl to come pet the shark.

[@dooperuber9524]

On a serious note, Jay’s editing for the credits of this episode was fucking awesome.

[@bronzeager1298]

Jay just completely outdid himself on this whole episode

[@alexsilva28]

Better than his Marvel credits edit. Or where those Mike's?

[@mattiaruta8072]

Oh my gawd you're right, he did such a good spoopy credit sequence :D

[@mitchumtaylor225]

Lol grant park

[@bryansica6524]

only thing missing was Devil's son playing faintly in the background as Mike made his pick

[@bannockbum4258]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Jay’s kick-ass editing at the credits and the Intro.

[@jonahj9519]

Jay’s “Oh no you’re not REALLY picking Shark Exorcist.” At 1:16:33 gets me every time.

[@bencarlson4300]

Denial stage of grief

[@gametheorymedia]

The fact that so many of us can talk about watching RLM vids in terms of 'Every Time' gets ME every time 😅

[@BodyheadPictures]

At around 1:14:36 you can actually pinpoint the moment Mike knew what he was going to do.

[@Benm701]

"It was new to the palette." Mike Stoklassa 2019

[@harrisongoertz1346]

When he said “Shark Exorcist” as BoTW I had to pause the video because my brain could literally not function because I was laughing so hard

[@bronzeager1298]

Famous last words before putting yourself on a list

[@VideoMeltdown]

*Palate, as in food. Not palette, as in painting.

[@joshuahext9236]

I always love that you can pinpoint the exact moment Mike realises it will be hilarious to be the contrarian.

[@maatimoobi8133]

“I’m going with Shark Exorcist as best of the worst” *You're the devil’s son!*

[@PseudoNym13]

*Echoing*(Son son son son son)

[@kysmatt4066]

MaatiMovie comments you can hear

[@reflectingh9997]

PETE WHEATSTRAW

[@atticusrex9468]

Thank you so much for this lol

[@derlich09]

*quietly* Everyone, send more copies of Shark Exorcist. You're the devil’s son!

[@alexn8672]

So very late fun fact: my cousin was one of the actresses on Shark Exorcist. You can see her in this video in shots such as 55:31, the girl on the left. Before and after this, she was mostly doing gigs around the Nashville area, like local theater stuff or very indie projects. A short while after IHE's video on Shark Exorcist, we had a family beach trip at a condo in Florida, and the first thing my sister and I did upon meeting up with her was badgering her with questions about her being on the film. From what I can remember, my cousin explained that there was one occasion during filming at a fairly public venue, she was approached by a random person and was asked if she was in any danger, because the director practically radiated those bad vibes. She hated working on the film so much that when Cannibal Cop was in production, she was vehement about never returning. For some reason, she's still credited, but I haven't really seen any clips of CC to verify if she ever did film anything for it.

[@pjbutton3396]

“Actress asked by a passerby if she was in danger” sounds like it should be written on the back of the box

[@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag]

Liar

[@Totalycrafted]

When I read "fun fact" I did not expect this

[@Issicra]

@@BenjaminBurnhamMusic My favorite was the guy whose grandfather was married to the fairy princess party video lady and talked about how everyone in his family has a copy of it.

[@nepdisc3722]

I suppose if nothing else we can give the dude credit for not being a serial killer and having the strength of will to simply make movies about his fetish instead

[@name7049]

Who’s ready for the annual “RLM get drunker than the last year on Halloween” moment

[@thomaslindfors9239]

Fingers crossed!

[@mrman6035]

I hope Rich brought tums

[@nedmaster1000]

How will they top killing cats

[@NextGen_Pants]

"Why is Rich freaking out?!"

[@CarlEusebius]

If by "ready" you mean "drunk myself", then I sure as hell am!

[@michaelwheeler8552]

"All the ladies had the same hair" includes shot of Jon Mikl Thor.

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

1:15:39 You can see the look on Mike's face. He knows EXACTLY what he is about to do, lol.

[@JacklynBurn]

I heartily disagree. 1:15:05 when the discussion starts he already knows what he's about to do as soon as his turn comes around. Having rewatched knowing what happens, if you watch mike for any shot he's in you can tell

[@aidangould6216]

@@JacklynBurn Whenever he laughs, reaches for the beer, and then goes completely straight-faced you know he's about to be a real piece of shit lol. It's his tell. He did the exact same thing with Vampire Assassin iirc

[@Tetragrammaton22]

You can tell what he's going to do during Rock n'Roll Nightmare. Just like in Vampire Assassin, he starts talking about how bad the movie(s) that the others seem to speak positively on. Using words like "embarrassing" or "frustrating".

[@charlemagnebrown]

The mall in Shark Excorcist was the Opry Mills mall in Nashville, Tennessee. The gift shop shown was the Aquarium restaurant gift shop. I've been there dozens of times over the years, and I definitely went there at least a few times in 2016, so it's entirely possible that I crossed paths with Donald Farmer during the creation of the film. After realizing this, I suddenly felt the need to take a shower and an anti-depressant.

[@graemesmith6721]

That makes sense, since Paris Landing State Park where the girls go to sunbathe is also in Tennessee. None of the girls have a southern accent, though.

[@charlemagnebrown]

@@graemesmith6721 it’s honestly a lot less common than people think in TN

[@cratonorogen9208]

@@charlemagnebrown when you were there, did you ever see a blond long haired man with a blond goatee? With glasses? Real perv looking guy? That’s Donald Farmer according to imdb 😂

[@Vaporvice84]

I love how at this point Mike has owned up to his title as a Contrarian. It's like he's made it a personal challenge for himself to see if he can make a reasonable argument for his pick by being as outrageous as possible, and getting the best reaction from the panel as possible.

[@secretcountry]

picking shark exorcist was more him being a twisted sadist than a contrarian in this case

[@harrisongoertz1346]

I thought he had a better argument for this pick than Vampire Assassin at least

[@dannyking5277]

@@harrisongoertz1346 I dunno... growing up with Len Kabasinski movies is a preety good argument.

[@placeholder7054]

Everyone else should have changed their vote to Shark Excorcist.

[@Daniel-zh2fl]

Ever since Jay picked Feeders in that episode, Mike has stopped caring about his vote

[@somea2v]

Cameron Mitchell: The Patron Saint of Best of the Worst - never has a bestowed title been so genuinely sincere and so utterly insulting at the same time.

[@3coldcapricorn227]

Somea 2V the mans a legend

[@atom_gray]

he earned it.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

"Cameron Mitchell: The Patron Saint of Best of the Worst...." David Carridine: Them's fighting words!

[@dannyking5277]

Mike : This is despicable, Having this on our show is even more despicable. Don't watch Shark Exorcist. Also Mike : My best of the worst is Shark Exorcist.

[@kevincollier4546]

He went full-Plinkett

[@BambooAcrobatVerte]

SPOILERS! AHOYY MATEEYYSS!

[@carlosangel3647]

First Vampire Assassin and now Shark Exorcist? The patter I notice here is, The drunker Mike gets, the worst his judgment becomes. Mike Needs an Intervention ASAP!

[@Beer_Dad1975]

He was pretty drunk.

[@Popcultureguy3000]

BeavisSaves _Mister_ _Booze..._

[@shaefurlong1907]

You know it's bad when *Jay* seems uncomfortable

[@RobertAnthonyPeters]

Yeah, that means it is worse than killing cats!

[@TheDisgruntledImperial]

​@@RobertAnthonyPetersgoodnight sweet cats

[@urabraskthedeplorable725]

The drunker Mike gets, the more of a contrarian he becomes.

[@croisaor2308]

No he doesn’t.

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

More dementia*

[@j.s.t.6515]

@@croisaor2308 yes he doesn't!

[@staceyann1180]

@@croisaor2308 hehehe, don't be contrary

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

Wasn't there a study recently that revealed people are more true to their nature when they're drunk?

[@Condud1]

"It is the worst movie I've ever seen" "I enjoyed it"

[@volchnok179]

Mike in a nutshell

[@TomOostenrijk]

Grand master contrarian

[@CegeRoles]

@@TravisBroski YOU'RE THE DEVIL'S SON!

[@zetetick395]

Lol only RLM XD

[@JaydevRaol]

😂😂😂

[@thefitnerd5116]

I would like to stress that this is the Rem Lezar incident all over again.

[@juliacassiano4499]

And vampire assassin

[@Taenlyn]

It's missing Josh drunkenly yelling "FUCK YOU" at him.

[@thefitnerd5116]

Apparently we repeated history this Christmas.

[@mnoradola210]

This was the most "Edited by: Jay Bauman" video in RLM history

[@elloo98]

I mostly listen to these as a podcast. I've seen people being able to tell the difference between Mike and Jay editing. What are the differences except Mike bullying Rich?

[@jampersand0]

@@elloo98 Someone from a previous BotW video wrote this, but if a video looks a bit more straightforward and professional, it's most likely Jay. If there are more zoom-ins on people's reactions to things and random freeze frames, it might be Mike. A sorta fun guessing game you can do with BotW videos is try and predict who'll be credited as the editor.

[@hairyson94]

Don't forget the "tums festival" repetition, just to solidify how wrong Rich Evans was.

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

SECOND, after the Hollywood cop spotlight. the tums festival segment is painfully obvious that it was done by Jay gloating about how he was so right it's painful.

[@Eamonshort1]

God I love how dedicated this community is. Beyond being a little weird, the genuine love we all have for these guys is bizarrely wholesome. To the point where like 6 minutes in us realheads can tell who the editor for an episode is.

[@robotjox77]

When Rich Evans eventually snaps and burns down the RLM set we will all know why and we'll all be partly responsible

[@garethharold3600]

Because he wasn't cool about Fire Safety?

[@videogamechangers605]

Rich Evans is a metaphor for Rich Evans.

[@paulosullivan3472]

@Alex Holly I can live with the guilt for this kind of entertainment 🔥🏡🔥

[@joebobby1412]

Because they were able to afford a bigger and better studio? With blackjack and hookers?

[@robotjox77]

@@michaelwilson5114 I think on camera he acts like Milton

[@mtc8858]

Rich Evans' air guitar scream was completely legit

[@JamesJones-ns2bu]

He must be a angel

[@PheePeaAnimation]

I think I saw the gates of heaven open when I heard it.

[@ivanvonbewski]

Looking at Rich Evans “I fear no man...but that thing, it scares me”

[@Greendalewitch]

I say the same thing about Strokemon

[@Sevenics]

-"That is not dead, Rich can eternal Lie And with strange Aeons, Even death may Die"

[@andrejsygur]

Nice "Meet the Pyro" joke you made there.

[@Greendalewitch]

@@OdaVenom Il welcome AIDS if it means it kills me and frees me from the image of this ... thing.

[@danteamoses3680]

I asked my girlfriend that grew up in Florida do pumpkins grow there. She said yes but it's harder to grow in Florida. Ironically we meet while we worked at Wal-Mart. Now if you'll excuse me I'm on break and my meth pipe is calling for me.

[@TheeGrumpy]

Pumpkins were domesticated in Mexico.

[@garretteverett2613]

Before that, huge herds of pumpkins rolled free across the desert, as far as the eye could see

[@kastiffia9431]

All these years and no one can agree on what 'Best of the Worst' means.

[@Jammonstrald]

I'm going to defend Mike on this. Jay and the crew clearly have a specific concept of "best of the worst", which is: "so-bad-it's-good campy schlock". That's fine, but it gets boring. Mike seems to argue for movies that are memorably bad in a way that stands out from the pack, which I think is far more interesting.

[@kastiffia9431]

@@Jammonstrald No I completely agree, I think I always have agreed with Mike's choices on BOTW. It was clearly the most memorable one. What irritates me (a little) is the fact that whenever Mike "decides to be contrarian" it sparks an argument that they have had time and time again which ultimately ends in Mike being right and the rest of the group not seeing that he's completely right in this case. The case being, as you said: campy schlock gets boring after a while and you need that little extra element to spice it up a bit.

[@IdanShir]

@@kastiffia9431 I completely agree with both of you regarding this specific case, however, I don't think it's very aplicable to the Vampire Assassin incident.

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

No everyone agrees and mike just picks whatever they all hated because he likes to be a shit stirrer

[@SaltySparrow]

and that is why we love it.

[@NotASpy1563]

Rich has got to be like legit a super fun guy to hang out with. No one agrees to be the butt of every joke like him without being a really cool guy

[@joshuaarola7318]

They bribe him with Tums

[@KOTYAR1]

He probably has ADHD

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

He's the Murr of the group lol

[@guthax30]

@@joshuaarola7318 They bribe him with a salaried position as a KZbin mascot. Everyone needs to eat. And it beats the hell out of being a toll booth operator

[@thesponge836]

Could he do that? ​@@guthax30

[@ericjamieson]

That's actually the worst thing that's ever been dumped into Lake Michigan.

[@nicholasware446]

As someone who has pissed off of the South Haven pier at midnight I completely agree

[@MrPiccoloku]

@@nicholasware446 Why did you piss in a lake? Weren't there any bathrooms nearby that you could use?

[@zetetick395]

@@MrPiccoloku But hey, what IS a bathroom? A porcelain pot with a pipe attached that empties out into a lake somewhere, this guy just cut out the middleman # THE *WORLD* IS MY BATHROOM! \o/

[@TheShredworthy]

@@zetetick395 Great comment, and I couldn't agree more. It's extra funny when I read the first bit with the far-out stoner slant haha.

[@zetetick395]

@@WrightOnTarget I will reply to these comments once I've finished my business on the other side of these bushes... # 👑

[@mitchellbutler2307]

In just 5 short years the RLM boys became so jaded they went from telling viewers never to watch anything by Donald Farmer to doing an entire episode on him.

[@genitur]

Mike's choice for best of the worst was legit the scariest thing i've seen this October, hands down.

[@andrewwesleyhudson5983]

They should have destroyed Mike at the end.

[@gabbyprincip1575]

Mike is like the wheel you can destroy it as many times as you want, it always comes back

[@mattkrause1573]

@@janesmith1840 Remember his laughing at nothing during last years X-mas special? One of my favorite moments

[@lilwyvern4]

That contrarianism of his is really reaching new depths.

[@Morristown337]

I googled the sign from shark excorist. It was shot a short drive west of Clarkesville, Tennessee just outside Nashville. So the shark swims the waters of the Tennessee River above the Kentucky dam but below the west TN dams. Im pretty sure that area is no swimming because of contamination. So its unhealthy to swim there.

[@carlosmarcus3286]

It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure…

[@zookwick]

Jay looked genuinely angry and disgusted with Mike at the end.

[@TheRealHiccup]

Himself and Josh hahaha "I'll be in touch with HR"

[@yukisohma19]

as a fellow drunk i am familiar with receiving this look

[@EvanSawyer4]

@@TheRealHiccup I sincerely dislike Josh. I believe his HR threat is legit because it's not the first moment of genuine indignation he's displayed on camera throughout the years. Like, chill out Davis.

[@InaudibleSlinky]

@@EvanSawyer4 Which other times has he done it?

[@lydiarand4786]

@@EvanSawyer4 Yeah, I'd like some other examples.

[@BlindErephon]

I recently found out that the director of Shark Exorcist was on a reality TV show, called Megan Wants a Millionaire, and it got cancelled because an actor on it murdered his wife. I really recommend watching it if you wanna see the Shark Exorcist guy and what his whole deal is.

[@Mr7ich7]

I hope you didn't try to fck us oer with this comment because now i'm watching it and it fcking sucks

[@Mr7ich7]

checks out

[@steveharvey2102]

So does Megan Marry the Murderer? He is single now.

[@nikerboker1995]

You can see Mike about explode while he's waiting to say his pick for botw

[@liquidsnake3544]

nikerboker1995 father

[@Spacialvekter]

The fact that I have eaten at that *exact* Aquarium restaurant makes this so much more unnerving.

[@brotherbear92]

Oh no. That means you live pretty close to the director of Shark Exorcist.

[@TheShredworthy]

@@brotherbear92 I know, I am too. I'm almost positive it's the Opry Mills mall in Nashville, TN. lol I thought it was just a funny joke about Mike mentioning TN, he may disturbingly prescient,

[@zetetick395]

Lol do they serve _sea food?_

[@jrm48220]

@@zetetick395 Only on the days where no one broke in the night before and fucked it.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Did you writhe around on the ground after you *swallowed* your meal?

[@dr_volberg]

Mike is totally wasted. The others are just too sober to get his jokes.

[@kevinpotts123]

Rich needs to lead an intervention.

[@MrEarltron]

Mike's timing when saying happy Halloween after ruining the show is absolutely brilliant

[@RizoftheDead]

Almost an hour and a half Best of the Worst!? Don’t mind if I do.

[@PissCovered]

@@fuxxin_eagles thought it was riz replying to himself lol

[@morerobotwarscontent1476]

Well I mind.

[@PissCovered]

@@morerobotwarscontent1476 What?

[@combat.wombat]

I fully expected rich to start taking off his clothes to sun bathe at the end

[@adamjung6104]

That footage is only for Mike's private collection.

[@AndrewLedwith]

Jay can't even look Mike in the eye at the end of this one.

[@MrEarltron]

Jay realising Mike's was serious about picking Shark Exorcist is one of my favourite RLM moments

[@davegesell5470]

"Mike, what does dirty seizure porn taste like?" - Rich Evans. That made me unlike the video, just so I could like it again.

[@dupersuper1938]

I thought for sure he'd answer "America".

[@alexsilva28]

@@dupersuper1938 'MERICA

[@thecorbohole3637]

Alright, guess it's officially time we take Mike to the assisted living home

[@DinosawrsAreAwesome]

It’s a cry for help.

[@Isani_on_turbomies]

An assisted living home with no residents with risks of having a seizure

[@thesyndrome43]

I love everyone's different reactions at 1:17:44, Rich starts have a laugh-stroke, Jay gives an amazing disappointed face to the camera, and Jack is just gobsmacked and can't even put it into words for 30 seconds because his brain is shutting down at what he just heard

[@backlogbuddies]

You ban can hear Josh in the background yelling

[@NeepNeepPohn]

Josh is just pure anger towards Mike's audacity

[@jimpaek]

Two years prior, Josh had faith that Mike was sincere in his choice of Vampire Assassin. He lost his innocence in those two years.

[@calvinlee8103]

"He *did* say Tums festival..." That made me lose it.

[@mathias5171]

Did Joaquin Phoenix steal Rich’s laugh for The Joker?

[@MrCactaki177]

It's so uncanny, it's spoopy

[@Koziolrh]

100%

[@r.m.2598]

Joaquin stole the role.

[@thosewhodig]

And the scene where Murray Franklin mocks Joker's comedy video is clearly inspired by Ellen finding the "birthday boy" picture

[@schopenhauerassplower4223]

Matt Garcia It’s stylistically designed to be that way

[@koroconnell]

Alternative title: How Mike ruined Halloween

[@HiDesert004]

Kor O'Connell By Talking About Star Trek.

[@salg1747]

How Mike Made Halloween 10 Times Better

[@aleckies5794]

I love how at 1:15:15 you can see him thinking, "Which one will I vote for?" and then sighing when he realizes he has to justify shark exorcist.

[@koroconnell]

@@aleckies5794 he's the villain we deserve

[@LinusBitchTits]

How Mike Stoklasa Stole Our Innocence

[@posthumanoid]

fun trivia: Shark Exorcist is the first film to be placed in a sex offender registry

[@redcomet_622]

It's on the offenses list on the directors RSO page

[@Gingerbread22]

So, if you buy a copy, you have to inform your neighborhood that you own this movie so they can stay informed.

[@ihategoo8907]

@@Gingerbread22 “hello sir I am required by law to inform you and everyone in a 5 mile radius that I own the film Shark Exorcist.”

[@thefuriousfatty2297]

​​@@ihategoo8907"thank you for your warning. We will try our best to never go out of our ways to speak to you or anyone in your distant family ever again. Good bye."

[@twizzm.]

​@@thefuriousfatty2297"dont judge a book by it's cover, you and your family should come over and watch it alone with me"

[@james2529]

The scariest thing about any of this was Rich Evans walking for an extended period of time. I really didn't think he could make it to the end of that pier.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

CGI.

[@OldIronJohnson]

It took 12 years to make in real life.

[@magmavision2000]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 Bullshit, I could see the wagon they were pulling Rich in.

[@lennonyowell1897]

boo. don't insult that handsome hunk of man.

[@Cobalt_CO]

The new boyhood

[@name7049]

I like how they skipped the entire exorcism storyline in “Shark Exorcist”

[@undeadpenguin7615]

I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING! They talk about women orgasm but nothing about exorcism. Very poor review.

[@justgween7573]

A youtuber named I Hate Everything reviewed Shark Exorcist a few years ago and goes into the terrible plot a lot more if you were curious. It's a shame RLM didn't go into it, they literally use the same actor to play another character and pass it off as them being twin brothers. Mess of a movie.

[@name7049]

Cringing and Gween I know I just though it was really funny

[@slowmoe1686]

@@undeadpenguin7615 You have got to be joking. What about the exorcism subplot would make it at all different from the literally dozens of other movies with exorcism subplots? They skipped that part because not only was it mundane, plot wasn't even the directors focus in any way. Besides, they did go over the exorcism to at least some extent, they showed the scene where the woman was tied up on the tree and speaking weirdly like in every other exorcism movie ever.

[@johngalvano5895]

they were too drunk and Rich was too disgusted

[@Robb1977]

This is actually the last best of the worst because mike just caused the entire RLM crew and guests to turn on him.

[@ShoRyuBarbie]

And audience. And the rest of the world population previously unaware of him.

[@gabbyprincip1575]

If mike stops showing up then the crew kicked him out or hes in jail

[@ghouldishanimal]

There were no other members, Mike invented them all to drive Rich out of hiding so that he could mock him

[@KrakoaForAll]

100% woOOOaaah

[@hoobaguy]

Did I miss something? What happened with Mike?

[@The5lacker]

New rule for Best of the Worst: Everyone has to watch whatever it was they voted for again, in a room by themselves. That'll put a stop to Mike's contrarianism QUICK.

[@Taidehaamu]

Everyone is gonna abstain every episode tho

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@Taidehaamu only for the random _Pseudo-Random Selection Gimmick™_ episodes.

[@doomstadt2371]

No it wouldn't lol Mike has shown time and again that he is willing to hurt himself to hurt others lol

[@SuperShanook]

Make this rule only apply to Mike. We don't want too many congruent universal rules

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Pretty sure Mike already rewatches all the random videos about elderly people activities in a room by himself all the time anyway.

[@Slow_Drowned]

Thank god Rich didn't get into a swimming suit and lay on that "beach" with Mike taking pictures of him.

[@juliacassiano4499]

I actually thought that was what's gonna happen

[@StarWarriorMusic]

@@juliacassiano4499 i think you meant *hoping*

[@jsheav3n]

how do u know they didn't do that afterwards?

[@juliacassiano4499]

@@jsheav3n they probably did , but it got too sexual for youtube. No amount of censuring can hide the sensuality of rich's fat rolls

[@jsheav3n]

@@juliacassiano4499 I think it got banned cause of rich puking on Mike while jay, jack and josh writhed on the ground

[@thoso1973]

"... and Martin Scorsese thinks Marvel movies aren't cinema..." ROFL

[@ninboy01]

Mike keeps redefining what "Best of the Worst" means every single week.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

On the plus side, he does seem to have stopped saying each time that one of the films was *the* worst thing he's ever seen.

[@The5lacker]

That's the secret, to Mike "Best of the Worst" is whatever the people he watched it with hated the most. Their horror and loathing sustains him.

[@zetetick395]

Are they *ever* going to find the Best of the Worst? - Probly not, but they're not gonna let a little thing like *that* stop them from trying!

[@RoshDroz]

It means whatever it has to mean for Vampire Assassin to be the best movie of all time.

[@robertpeacock894]

The5lacker rrreerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreerrrrrdrrrderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrxrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@jhcoverdrive9287]

Rich saying “titty-flesh” is just as good all these months later.

[@Busto]

"That's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark"

[@ohbejuankenobi663]

This is proof Rich Evans missed his calling of a heavy metal singer.

[@sartanawillpay7977]

he rocks! Look out Thor, Rich is moving up the charts!

[@ikeyasector]

Actually that 80's metal scream he did was pretty good.

[@sartanawillpay7977]

@@ikeyasector He can call himself "Doublebeetloaf."

[@ohbejuankenobi663]

@@sartanawillpay7977 that shit is gold lol

[@kubli365]

7:21 oh my god Jack called Mike "Michael" that's adorable

[@hummus-vv6sv]

"I'm calling HR, I can't work like this!" Best Josh line ever

[@Nickfitzpatrino]

the slow painful realization as they figure out what Shark Excorcist is going to be from looking at the box is absolutely priceless

[@jermbonotrombone]

Oh... I just got what Patton Oswald did, being that he trolled the RLM guys with the same bait and switch of not only Cameron Mitchel but with the same footage he had to endure.

[@Velocifero]

No, he just knew they like Cameron Mitchell so he looked at his imdb and "recommended" the last one.

[@burtknighten1873]

@@Velocifero rifftrax did jack-o last year and he's tight with them

[@steveharvey2102]

Thank you! I glad someone else got it. Cheers.

[@steveharvey2102]

Yeah, and that's what friends do sometimes. They play jokes on each other, or so I've heard :(

[@ncspite8635]

I'm very worried that Mike is going to start eating people "just to see what it's like" soon

[@korrochime2432]

Assuming he hasnt already done that

[@christraven]

@@korrochime2432 We haven't seen Jesse for a long while.....

[@JamesJones-ns2bu]

@@OdaVenom don't be ashamed. We all been thinking it

[@gagrin1565]

New to the palette.

[@psychocrysis2]

Shaquille O'Neal better watch his back for two stalkers now

[@Edditaur]

That "Pressure's on you, Jack" after Mike plays the contrarian yet again straight up killed me. God what a great episode.

[@Berserkerkitten]

Haysickle sounds like a frozen treat for horses.

[@zetetick395]

Mmm, can I get thistle dip on mine?

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

For the ending, Mike should have revealed himself to be satan, then Jay takes off all his clothes revealing himself to be a muscled angel, who then defeats Mike and destroys Shark Exorcist.

[@MrElmo54321]

Mike “it’s my time to talk” Stoklasa

[@dr.kinderman5290]

I thought we would see rich Evan's writhing in dirt wearing a bikini

[@JamesJones-ns2bu]

It's like they don't care about what their fans really want to see

[@washedblue]

disappointed, really. give the people what they want!

[@JudgeFish]

you have to sign up for rich's patreon if you want the good stuff.

[@BTobiasJ]

We did at least get the heavy breathing behind the camera

[@Mr00Ted]

Bronc David need to buy Jay’s bath water on patreon to get access to that

[@johnplaysgames3120]

OCTOBER 2019: Rich Evans calls on Lord Satan to accept his sacrifice of the Shark Exorcist DVD and send an avenger. NOVEMBER 2019: First known case of COVID-19 appears in China and the world begins its downward spiral. Coincidence?

[@angrysalad]

Fulfilling Mike's wish and prophecy about the end of movie theaters.

[@psychicandice]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@Danocaster214]

"It was just a little joke, relax everybody."

[@sexyturopita]

I really hope so

[@eijiniizuma6184]

have to watch out for the skull ghosts

[@JoJoGurt]

Too relatable

[@nicholasrossi5465]

Rich drinking a capri sun is the most wholesome

[@JaceDanielFilms]

I think it's crazy how RLM is able to afford Rich Evans on their show on such a consistent basis. Maybe it's a celebrity charity thing.

[@FlymanMS]

Also blackmail tapes. Lots and lots of blackmail tapes.

[@abbythesmallfry]

Fun fact, Donald farmers is still making movies, his most recent is called "cannibal hookers" so if that doesn't tell you what kind of movies he makes then I don't know what will

[@chemsoldier83]

I suspect this isn't the last Donald Farmers move they will watch.

[@abbythesmallfry]

@@chemsoldier83 I hope it isn't

[@fredlabosch5164]

ROFL xD

[@MiniXStudio]

The new Cannibal Hookers is actually a remake of another Cannibal Hookers (the he also made) in the 80s

[@ronalddomholdt4778]

@@MiniXStudio No fucking way

[@SoyElDiabloRojo]

"Mike, what does dirty seizure porn taste like?" A question for the ages.

[@Ektalon]

Rojo Diablo America.

[@CONSOLETRUTH2]

It tastes like loosing.

[@AustinBeeman]

White claw

[@VerbalLearning]

Shark fin soup.

[@seothis640]

2 videos in under a week? What is this? A Tums festival?

[@Guywithaclub]

And both are full feature length. Absolutely insane. I think Jay really goes the extra mile with his editing.

[@beastghostt]

Every now and then we get these glimpses that let you know it’s not a bit, Mike truly is completely insane.

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

Yes 😂

[@megapixzel]

so happy i could be here for the the 6th semi-consecutive "last best of the worst" it's been a hell of a ride guys

[@james2529]

I clapped. I clapped when I saw Cameron Mitchell at his desk.

[@TheVacuuminator]

Jay referencing a Denny's ad from Blip is something I never thought I'd see.

[@Thanatos2k]

But when he started talking about it I knew EXACTLY which ad he was referring to

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

If anyone is gonna remember a denny's ad from blip tv, it's Jay Bauman

[@beezy5628]

Isn’t it an IHOP ad, or do I have a fucked memory?

[@GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer]

@@beezy5628 it was totally an Ihop ad.

[@TheCptnjaneway]

I thought the old man was Max von Sydow

[@moviebad109]

2 things I love that stick out about that ending. 1. That it came after the credits rolled. 2. That for the first half, they either intentionally or unintentionally heavy-breathed within range of the mic for the walking portion to recreate that Donald Farmer charm.

[@Aethgeir]

"Is it better if she's playing a child?" asked Rich Evans earnestly...

[@stunner9005]

Is it pedophillia if the girl you are doing it with role plays as a child?-Abraham Lincoln

[@vaughnmonroejr.7122]

my President

[@irrelevantirreverence7021]

They've broke new ground, I'm not even kidding

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

I appreciate Shark Exorcist for one very specific reason: It proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that trying to create rules to censor content and to try to set up guidelines to establish a way to keep content 'squeaky clean', is a fools errand. You can take things which are innocuous on their own and combine them in ways that make even the mundane disturbing. That warms my subversive heart.

[@halberdsturgeon8775]

Is that you, Rian Johnson?

[@Jammonstrald]

This is actually a very interesting point. If the MPAA rated Shark Exorcist, what would be the rating? None of the film's content is "inappropriate" based on what is occurring on-screen. The "worst" is the off-camera violence with fake blood. Anything offensive about the movie is supplied almost entirely by the viewer's reading of the content. I don't see how the MPAA could justify rating it beyond PG without qualifying it with "Sexual undertones that won't be perceived by the age group this rating is trying to protect."

[@NoiseOfUnreason]

Shark Exorcist: Mike: It was the worst thing i've ever seen. Mike but 10 minutes later: It's the best of the worst tonight. The duality of man.

[@josephshovlin701]

Goddamn it. In the ending we came so close to seeing my fetish: Rich Evans in a nun costume.

[@heyitsme4751]

Can we take a second to acknowledge how great the set looks this year? Love those headstones

[@heyitsme4751]

Dakota Rogers angrily responding to a harmless comment with as little as 50 likes... what an eventful social life you must have, easily triggered conservative