Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven

[@jacobketcham4566]

It's a shame the sequel Geteven: Yetagain got canned.

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

Jacob Ketcham underrated post

[@TheNotanothercritic]

And the epic conclusion Hadenough.

[@user-ew7nz3yw2i]

..and all culminating in the epic mega blockbuster "Pisstub"

[@isabellaoliveira2092]

jesus

[@tonyutter]

@@TheNotanothercritic Then, we get another sequel decades later that no one asked for: Notagain

[@richy12377]

"Here's your girlfriend Miles, she's dead just like you're gonna be dead Miles" Best thing I've heard for time

[@OrdinaryInspiration]

If I was Miles, I'd be super intimidated. He said my name at the end to emphasize his point.

[@jokerboy4284]

I happened to scroll to this comment exactly as that scene came on screen.

[@zetetick395]

You can just imagine the writer, leaning back and folding his arms after finishing typing that sentence... "THIS is what I'll be remembered for!" 🤗

[@harmonysummers]

That and, “Talk, you piece of crap! TaLk to mE!” *thump*

[@xtzyshuadog]

27:02 *perfectly written*

[@thecorpulentcad6803]

John Dehart sings like a man that sells propane and propane accessories

[@neal2399]

How dare you, sir! Hank Hill is 10 times the man John Dehart will ever be!

[@IAmPovidone]

He wouldn't be seen dead in a 'RUGBY' shirt either.

[@PangolinMontanari]

Rich declaring that he's done with rape is my favorite part of his redemption arc

[@moisheshucklegruber2982]

@@christianalanwilson434 whenever he sees a school bus accident, he sure does

[@tehbigshow]

Reminds me of the collective groan from the group while reading the synopsis for Nailgun Massacre.

[@mrscruffles801]

I want to know what Christian said so badly

[@pdlagasse]

But Rich, you gotta ask yourself: is rape done with you?

[@nunyanunya4147]

sure you can take the Rich out ov rape... but can you take the rape out ov the rich?

[@SpectreKelevra]

"When you die via Autoerotic asphyxiation, it's like everyone caught you" - A really underrated banger of a joke, done dirty by a quick cut.

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

Redlettermedia is full of moments like that. Where there's an *AWESOME* joke that gets buried in Rich Evan's ghoulish laughter or Jay's weird S&M thing or Jack being adorably traumatized by very, very bad ideas.

[@burtknighten4438]

It's a borrowed joke from a stand up I watched years ago

[@CR41489]

@@burtknighten4438 😊

[@TemmiePlays]

@@burtknighten4438 this upload is 6 years old. how many years ago did you see your standup

[@panonymousbloom5405]

​​@@GoodAvatar-ut5pqsomehow "Jay's weird SM thing" is both hilarious and an understatement.

[@fongdimbulator]

I'm so thankful that there were grown ups out there that used to take the time to produce the kind of movies that every 8 year old boy dreamed of making themselves.

[@hypocritic2422]

You mean that only they dreamed of themselves. I don't think anyone other than the creators wanted this film to be made. I don't even think the majority of people in this film wanted this film to be made.

[@jeltje50]

The difference is that we grew out of that phase knowing these movies would be pathetic and bad as fuck. These delusional filmmakers never did grow up.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@jeltje50 I think narcissism is the key word. When someone has no capacity for self-doubt or reflection because they think everything about them is awesome, they will end up making a jackass of themselves one way or another. And they'll still think they're awesome.

[@Doop3r]

@@jeltje50 And honestly, good for them to a degree.

[@mrscruffles801]

I'm glad they didn't grow up, cause these "pathetic" films are hilarious

[@Bacteriophagebs]

Every time I rewatch this episode, it amazes me that no one caught the best part of GETEVEN. In the honeymoon scene after the protagonist and Cindy get married, as the protagonist and his playmate are making out, some random guy reaches in from beside the bed to steal their champagne. They're drinking champagne in bed, and John DeHart reaches over "off-screen" to put his glass "on the nightstand." The cameraman was apparently confused, and pans slightly to follow the glass, so you can plainly see when a stagehand reaches in from off-screen and takes the glass from DeHart because there was no nightstand there.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Oh. Wow. That is... genius.

[@bayonetababe9697]

I know this comment is old but Mark just did a video on this movie on his channel Fanboy Flicks. He shows that scene and it’s hilarious. There is a nightstand but it’s a little too far away. He could have just moved it closer to the bed or make sure they got a shot without showing the guy in it. I would definitely recommend his video though. He really does a great job.

[@poiuy9815]

..................,..............................

[@LosBerkos]

@@bayonetababe9697 Wow that is so interesting tell us more about the KZbin channel Fanboy Flicks and what happened in their Original Content ™

[@argylemanni280]

@@LosBerkos Yeah because only RLM can cover shitty B-movies. No other KZbin channels allowed!

[@joekeith2819]

>fall asleep listening to rlm >rich evans laugh haunts my dreams

[@Schlorgan]

Minimum Headroom The Instant, Incredible, Adoring Rich Evans?

[@mariomelissinos3521]

what are your taking about, rich laugh is my lullaby

[@viyhexe131]

You mean blesses.

[@nicksbang1776]

This is why I can’t sleep to rlm

[@burmecian123]

Could be worse. At least it isnt Ricky Gervais.

[@josh.8104]

Colin, at this time a 45 year old man, dressed like Ness from Earthbound.

[@Neitenth]

He can pull it off. Canuck don't crack.

[@techno_tuna]

hold on Colin is 45 here?

[@MustafaTurgutDenizer]

@@techno_tuna No he's actually 50. The makeup makes him look like 45.

[@zachsorenson1382]

@@MustafaTurgutDenizer if he's 50 we need to know who does the RLM make-up and get them a pro job

[@MustafaTurgutDenizer]

@@zachsorenson1382 I'm thinking of Jay and Jack but I'm open for ideas.

[@katelynrushe9025]

A tip when writing a movie synopsis: don't say a character "appears to" die and then say that the movie has a "surprise ending." I think a lot of people can guess what the surprise is just from reading that summary.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

The surprise would be if the character actually dies.

[@bayonetababe9697]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I had watched Fanboy Flicks great video on the movie, so I knew she wasn’t really dead. It’s a terrible giveaway to say “appears to be” because the only real reason to phrase it like that is if she’s not really dead. So it’s incredibly stupid to put that on the box.

[@mydemon]

I agree it's astonishingly, impressively stupid.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

Especially if it's just a little gunshot wound to the head. All a doctor needs to do about that is wrap a bandage around your forehead.

[@mamba101]

If you don’t, in detail, describe your entire plot then how are people meant to know what the hell is going on?

[@kleko]

Jim looks very drunk during the discussion. Sitting there with his dead stare before suddenly comming with a witty comment before going back to his drunken stupor. Good job Jim!

[@vfxninja5503]

He is extremely high

[@tentringer4065]

@Stephon Caston II like a Maple leaf.

[@piggy201]

That's exactly the same as he's always been

[@MartKencuda]

That's just him being Jim

[@davekennedy6315]

That'll be the BC Bud, the finest cannabis in the entire world and Canada's no.1 export!

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

Richeven

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

Yeah well,that's just, like, your opinion, man UNDERRATED POST

[@maw9406]

@@imsometaeventhisacronym2545 fuck off

[@Blue-df3zz]

I want to see geteven but its just Rich instead of the other guy

[@AuDHDarling]

@@Blue-df3zz , let's see if we can get them to film a movie together starring Rich. That's never happened and been a demoralizing failure before!

[@crunkgrunk5183]

@@Blue-df3zz rich evans shimmy slide cover

[@kacperiwomatuszewski5395]

7:42 Jim's "Future Force!" might be the ultimate example of truly divine comedic timing.

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

One of the funniest RLM moments for me. It kills me every time. Along with Colin's laugh when he learns Eloise Cole is dead.

[@Zootroi]

You could probably take any serious, sad, prolonged monologue in any media ever made and just having Jim blurt out "Future Force!" at the end would make the whole thing hilarious imo.

[@dagoncrowgg]

@@HowDareYouSpeakToMe Have to agree, I was in tears the first time I heard it. It's even funnier waching it again cause you can see Jim trying not to crack up as he says the joke cause he knows its such a banger.

[@GabAssbreaker]

I rewatch this episode from time to time just to see this moment lol. These canadian hack frauds are so funny, every episode with Jim and Colin is gold imo.

[@mixedmartialoddest]

I finally got to playing Super VHS and the button that triggers Jim's "FUTURE FORCE" made me come back to this.

[@johnt.campbell316]

"He looks like Jerry Seinfeld with Michael Bay's face." What's the deal with these explosions?!?

[@FourOf92000]

Ba-doop doop-be-doo, doo-ba-do *BOOM BOOM BOOM*

[@Xetelian]

The world needs more narcissistic passion projects where clueless people write/star/direct/produce/score their own movies.

[@MrPiccoloku]

Those are the most amusing bad movies

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Yes. Give them all the money.

[@anustart2]

"They already make Kevin Smith films"

[@washedblue]

you ever heard of Neil Breen?

[@Thespokenone]

@@washedblue The last bastion of a dying breed.

[@CasaiAgicap]

John De Hart's singing style is sort of like if Elvis had a baby with Talking Heads and then dropped the baby

[@arranboon1]

Hahahaha this made me laugh like Rich Evans

[@jessica_jam4386]

CasaiAgicap he sounds a little like Bryan Ferry in a few parts of that creepy love song. Makes me wonder if he actually took voice lessons he might pretty good. I’m sure he already believes he’s the best singer though.

[@arranboon1]

@@jessica_jam4386 I love Roxy Music!

[@jessica_jam4386]

Arran Boon me too! The early years of roxy with Brian Eno are my particular favorites👌🏼

[@arranboon1]

@@jessica_jam4386 Add me on Facebook if you wanna and we can chat about 80s music! 24 and from England. Should be able to find me easily.. My name is unique haha.

[@darkchaser25]

Only John Dehart would use a Hamlet soliloquy about suicide for a romantic scene.

[@neal2399]

My fucking thoughts exactly, it pisses me off way more than it should

[@cbj4sc1]

And only people with a good taste in music has Francis The Mute as their Profile Picture. Cheers :3

[@PangolinMontanari]

I bet he doesn't even know it's from Hamlet, just that it's a Shakespeare thing.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@PangolinMontanari nope. Wings Hauser specifically mentions the source in the scene right before the Shimmy-Slide song.

[@prettyvamptrash]

huhhvvhhhhhhuhhvvvvhhhhvhhvh hhh huh v hhhhh

[@daiselol]

I don't know if they mentioned it in the video for sure, but apparently John De Hart, the writer/ director/ lead actor of 'geteven' said in an interview that he doesn't really like action movies and couldn't even name one he liked, but instead he wrote the movie because he 'just got tired of not being hired as a lead actor'

[@CylindricalWhistle]

During that interview, John De Hart also says that he "hates writing" ... in the exact same sentence that he says his hero is William Shakespeare and that he's trying to follow in his footsteps. So...yeah.

[@alice88wa]

​@@CylindricalWhistleWoooow. That is some top shelf narcissistic cognitive dissonance.

[@The1337guy1]

​@@CylindricalWhistleHonestly the man was a pioneer for modern Disney writers. He walked so Michael Waldron could run.

[@karnerblue7658]

He also stated in an interview that the reason people hate his movie is because “he kicks ass and gets the girl”. Not a direct quote, but close enough.

[@sledzeppelin]

The woman in Geteven, honestly, gives an inspiring performance. She's surrounded by creepy idiots and given nonsense to say, but she is giving it her absolute all, and she's not even drunk like all the "real" actors.

[@auritone]

Sadly she died at age 51 of an asthma attack.

[@thenightrider2121]

To Geteven or not to Geteven, that is the question.

[@cuttingbored4195]

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the Wings Hauser of outrageous acting...

[@geraldgeraffe2209]

gettavan

[@EvansFanily]

yes

[@ShakyMD]

CuttingBored or to take hands to a sea of soap-covered breasts and by opposing, grab...them...?

[@chrisward9218]

@@ShakyMD best comment chain in a very long time

[@petewadesays12]

"I'm through with RAPE" -Rich Evans 2016.

[@starless1444]

Then why does he screech in my ears when I'm trying to enjoy a review 😭

[@gebs123]

Rape is not through with you. I feel like someone else made this comment a year ago.

[@cliffmenthol]

I love how in Mike's brain the word "nomad" automatically refers to a robot from some episode of Star Trek.

[@MrBuch169169]

Imagine having the kind of hubris where you get halfway through your vanity home movie about you shooting bad guys and saving pretty younger women who let you feel them up... and then think 'Hell, I think it's time to film myself reading the only part of Hamlet I've heard of while I pay a girl to listen to it and pretend to be impressed at how smart I am'..... and then you go home and return to your day job as an ACTUAL LAWYER. Imagine what kind of world this is that just allows you to do that!

[@clifton1776]

America baby!

[@johnt.campbell316]

Thanks, I hate it...

[@blakeriley6690]

Hahaha

[@AuDHDarling]

I hope the other lawyers laugh at him

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

And then you go to the record label and try to sell them your demo tape of The Shimmy-Slide.

[@Triforcefilms]

The Actual best of the worst was watching 4 old men try to figure out a touch screen phone.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@aidanmckillip2255]

Lmao

[@audiosurfarchive]

@@timd3469 ???

[@Madhouse_Media]

The best part was Rich inexplicably slipping into his George Lucas voice when describing his phone's flaw.

[@DinosaurFan88]

Touch screen phones are the absolute worst, yes.

[@WatrDragn]

That woman in GETEVEN looks like she's trying not to laugh during the Hamlet monologue.

[@Crowley9]

Rich's howling laughter brings me joy. It just sounds so thoroughly genuine and joyous.

[@CatVJo]

I love these guys, but honest to god, his laugh is physically painful to me

[@theoptimist4771]

Positivity and Optimism oozes out of him!😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@xenocyde8498]

I love these guys but damn my ears after that laugh

[@xenofett7008]

Right on! Rich's laughter is 50% of the show's success.

[@txcforever]

@@CatVJoI couldn't stand it at first but it really grew on me after a while.

[@Crioll]

"It's like the minutes leading up to an execution........ Future Force!" Still one of the best moments ever on Red Letter Media

[@LeisureSuitJuuso]

Jim's timing is just perfect!

[@joelsmith5938]

Let's be honest: we can imagine the quote "Like the minutes leading up to an execution" on the back of one of these movies.

[@SMATF5]

"Point-three-five-seven magnum" might be the most Canadian thing I've ever heard.

[@pdlagasse]

@@KokoTheGorilla69 Yeah, thanks to your high-falutin’ decimals you guys say “nine-point-oh-seven magnum.”

[@jdevaughn42]

Geteven is like Michael Scotts Threat level midnight.

[@kilogolf6814]

Joshua DeVaughn but without the competence. How is Goldenface somehow a more believable villain than a devil worshipping/former cop/judge?

[@holycow818181]

It's similar enough that I genuinely wonder whether one of the writers at The Office saw Geteven and was inspired. Given the high percentage of comedy writers who are into obscure so-bad-it's-good movies, it seems very plausible.

[@campbellnator8495]

@@holycow818181 And the Cherokee Jack reference too. And somebody said "watch out for snakes" in an episode. I think someone was definitely a bad movie fanatic in the production crew.

[@tonywagner7269]

Finally someone else made this connection! The shimmy shake is the scarn dance scene.

[@lisah-p8474]

"Do you wanna take a bath with me?" continues to crack me up every single time. He does the Geteven voice so perfectly. 👌

[@TenguBE]

I'll watch this instead of taking my diabetes medicine .

[@DiabeticNecromancer]

Good choice

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

You're doubling down on the whole coma thing.

[@benwhackley]

TenguBE so this is replacing the diabetes medicine?

[@HiDesert004]

death by diabetes might be more preferable than movies

[@fluidthought42]

It's funny because my cousin died of that!

[@dangerdan2592]

I was wondering how long it was going to take until Mike made a David Carradine masturbation/asphyxiation joke. It took about 12 seconds. I was not disappointed.

[@MegaFat1]

David Caradine took 12 seconds too.

[@dangerdan2592]

Ohh my godd

[@simonsez464]

Zing.

[@lajospapp258]

I think you just have to get it out of the way when Carradine comes up in a conversation. It's just hangs in the air you know. Like he hanged in that closet. Damn, see? It happened again.

[@pouringblood]

I saw you in that movie with Big Foot

[@88franko]

There's nothing more sad than watching 4 elderly men trying to figure out a smart phone.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Or, more amusing.

[@squeebro]

It's spelled beautiful. Apply yourself!

[@emilym3679]

Gen X, ladies and gentlemen.

[@teacherofteachers1239]

To shimmy, or to slide - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to shimmy...or to slide.

[@karnerblue7658]

😂

[@lenonel3286]

GETEVEN'S DIRECTOR IS ALSO WEARING A BLACK TANK-TOP FURTHER PROVING RLM'S THEORY ON DELUSIONAL WRITER/DIRECTOR/ACTORS PASS THE WORD

[@pvthitch]

I happened to be wearing a black tank-top when I read that.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@pvthitch But, have you written/directed/acted in your own cinema passion project?

[@pvthitch]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs 2 out of 3.

[@eightcoins4401]

What is the female equivalent of black tank top?

[@UndeadGary]

Silent Canadian guy has really grown on me. I thought he was akward at first but when he does speak it's always fucking hilarious. He is somehow even more deadpan than Mike.

[@uforyder]

I played the first cop on the scene when Wings got arrested. It's a good thing they spelled my name wrong. Nobody knows I was in this nightmare.

[@SgtZima]

Steve Ver Duft Whaaaat? You have to share your experience working on this!!

[@kelvinpina7092]

Give us the story!!!

[@DeanStrickson]

Nobody knew before you left this comment! Now every dork on the planet knows.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Now all of China knows you’re here

[@karnerblue7658]

I know I’m 7 years late, but holy shit! 😃

[@junglejamesie]

This video contains 95% alcohol and 5% Rich Evans.

[@psyko2666]

Which is just another added 10% of alcohol.

[@cbj4sc1]

Do we need more tbh

[@TemmiePlays]

@@psyko2666 Rich doesn't drink, dude.

[@FairEnoughDude]

Most underrated joke in the video is Jim’s “it’s like everyone caught you”

[@josephschultz3301]

Everyone in the entire world, all at once xD .

[@Chromeberd]

Ironically enough if somebody had caught him he would still be alive.

[@josephschultz3301]

@@Chromeberd "Dad, no!"

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

The forbidden Five Strokes Exploding Heart (and Balls) technique

[@josephschultz3301]

@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 Well, to be completely fair, the monks forbade it for a pretty good reason.

[@MagpieDynamics]

I love it when they’re all sitting there completely stone-faced during what is supposed to be a an exciting action scene.

[@tehn00bdude]

Man if Neil Breen was in that first movie, he'd have saved that girl

[@whisu7196]

He has the best ballsack.

[@tehn00bdude]

Serpico's Beard Don't forget his magic comet cancer curing powers

[@whisu7196]

tehn00bdude Don't forget the thuna!

[@jonslade17]

He also would've found the cure for cancer

[@jonslade17]

All hail the breen

[@stevepisano5566]

John De Hart's voicemail: "Would you like to leave a voicemail? If the answer is yes, please take off your cloths after the shimmy slide."

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Hmmm...to do, or not to do? Not!

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

The supercut ending was actually pretty entertaining, I love the scene where everybody shoots John DeHart doing Shakespeare.

[@de-man838]

I'm impressed Rich was able to successfully pronounce 'auto-erotic asphyxiation' TWICE.

[@murphhhhhhh]

A bit suspicious, if you ask me...

[@rabid123fox]

Probably had a dozen takes

[@sheldonshires2769]

@@rabid123fox Nah - since Mike edited this one he would've included every single one of those takes lol

[@CasaiAgicap]

When you talk about how you plan to die as much as Rich does, it's gonna be something you're comfortable with saying.

[@ArchArturo]

This video was edited by Freddie Williams.

[@luckyspurs]

Lets not get too hung up on how David Carradine died.

[@solanceDarkMOW]

He already did that for us

[@dodojesus4529]

That topic just hangs around for such a long time

[@zetetick395]

Just thinking about it chokes me up

[@elinicoritale6384]

Zing!

[@zetetick395]

Yeah, I guess self pleasure was an idea he really got hung up on

[@TwoWrights]

It was my birthday 2 days ago and I've been stuck at home doing nothing because my whole family is sick except me. So I haven't gotten gifts, a cake, a party, or anything. At least you guys ended my weekend with a little bit of joy. Thanks.

[@jimmyredd]

A birthday going by unnoticed is the last milestone into adulthood. Today you are a man.

[@TwoWrights]

jimmyredd I fucking hope so!

[@Bearorgan]

TwoWrights Happy belated birthday friendo.

[@budspudsy436]

That makes two of us m8, except mine was due to work.

[@ijakerz93]

TwoWrights bitch

[@toddfromgeico9728]

An hour and 8 minutes away from my crippling depression

[@YoBeezick]

I was typing a very similar comment just now, before seeing this. Glad we're all dead inside together.

[@CERTAIND00M]

I didn't want to upvote this reply at first but then I realized how clever it actually was and, goddamn it...

[@Silver_Warden]

Same here. Have a studio session tomorrow voicing stuff I haven't touched for ages, nervous and depressed as shit, but this thing will keep me afloat for now. Praise the hack frauds!

[@NatePilgrim]

A Moose Just dance it away

[@ThinkAwayFilms]

Hey, that's pretty good.

[@donnellebrooks]

Oh god that shakespeare scene is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life

[@stephencarroll4681]

So what if it was George Lucas giving the Shakespeare monologue. Hamlet is a funnier character than we've ever had before

[@drakkenmensch]

That man clearly wrote the whole movie thinking "oh yeah, THIS is the vehicule that will showcase all my awesome talents as a comedian, dramatic actor, action man, singer and song writer!" Time would show him how horribly, horribly wrong he was on all counts.

[@davidkyo1985]

Mel Gibson's version comes precariously close.

[@neal2399]

Every. Single. Time. I see some fucker in a movie recite that monologue, it breaks my heart because no one reads it like it’s supposed to be. It’s Hamlet having an existential breakdown in a graveyard, and it’s depressing as hell, but every two-bit actor with an inflated sense of importance goes all campy with it and drives it into the dirt

[@patrickhart2483]

Neal he’s not in the graveyard at that point. Are you talking about the gravedigger scene?

[@Sirgreggumsofswillsbury]

That slow-burn 80s synth in Parole Violators that goes 'bligabloogabligabloogablaga bligablorgablorgablorga.' Hits hard.

[@f.d.3289]

I love watching Colin during the screening of GETEVEN. He's so excited of showing this little gem to his friends, like a little boy :)

[@BooserBoi]

Rich: *"You could probably make a 45 minute super cut of Miles long getting kicked in the face."* * *Looks at remaining time of video* * Me: Oh shit...

[@Tylerdavasel]

Colin's laugh when Rich asks if David Carradine's rubber hose goes around the neck... That's a lovely, hearty laugh from deep down. I fecking love it.

[@andrewtomlinson5237]

Geteven's "Surprise" ending was given away right at the start when the text on the box said she only appeared to die.

[@ChristianTheChicken]

32:07 Crazy just how perfectly timed Rich Evans reenacted the Scotch scene.

[@SailorGreen]

Truly a master in the art of acting

[@SamsChanneI]

29:00 Is no one going to mention how smooth that was?

[@Zearo298]

I think Mike has magnetic super bionic power glove hands.

[@Demigod_3scrub]

Sams ChanneI I knew somebody had to noticed how fucking cool that scene was.. that alone ... Makes me vote P.V.!!

[@DQBlizzard_]

Also, rich makes a strange sound after he says future force

[@mattkrause1573]

I think it's just that they know each other so well. That's the power of math people.

[@hadenplouffe3976]

This IMDB review for GetEven totally doesn't sound faked at all: "I have been and am a mainstream Film Editor since 1985. I've worked on many successful projects, for example: "Magnum P I", "D C Cop" and "Simon And Simon". The list goes on. I've viewed this Film ROAD TO REVENGE" more than once. Each time has been better. JOHN DE HART, WINGS HAUSER and WILLIAM SMITH give magnificent performances. The message is 'Good Over Evil' and it is delivered in Surrealistic Style. This is a 'Stand Up' Film that is character driven, with substance and good continuity. The Movie is worth seeing over and over. You'll com away with something new each time!!! I am only one of many that really appreciate the work. If you check the Ratings Votes, you'll find that every Lady that Voted, gave the Movie a "10" for excellent. I happen to be a man, but I strenuously concur with all of those Lady Voters..."

[@TheThelaughingboy]

And here's the other one: "John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith And Pamela Bryant are brilliant in their portrayals. John De Hart has become my favorite Actor and this is truly my favorite movie of all time! The action is superb. The relationships are real as is the romance. The funny parts are really funny, the one-liners are great and there are many memorable, meaningful and right-on messages about the corruption inherent in bureaucracy... The movie is thrilling! To paraphrase an eminent movie critic: Everything that is good about action movies has been mirrored here and amped to the next level. Remember how you always wished that Jean-Claude Van Damme would have sung multiple songs in his movies? This movie is the fulfillment of that wish! One more thing you should know: Every female that has viewed this film and voted on this cite has rated the film a '10'. Don't miss it."

[@smjaiteh]

+Haden Plouffe It is legit. All the lady voters I asked told me that it was. All zero of them.

[@ditsycitykitty3841]

Why would John De Hart pose as someone else, and to be somewhat specific, yet also seemingly random? Did he really like the 2 series and that TV movie? So...weird!!! But, for giggles, let's have fun investigating who he's trying to pose as. Is that a tad creepy? Anyway, of all the editors that have Simon & Simon and Magnum PI in common, I found 5. IMDB doesn't have much crew listed for D C Cop, which is VERY convenient. Since he's posing as a man in the review copied in the OP, that rules out Francine Fleishman. He's just soooo MANLY he can't pretend to be a woman in the IMDB comments. Awww! Down to 4!!! I'd also rule out Ron Rutberg, Albert J.J. Zuniga, and Ed Guidotti because why wouldn't he flaunt all his totally awesome, mega cool work (Quantum Leap, Knight Rider; A-Team, Night Gallery; Murder She Wrote), or just become too specific with a more recognizable name? Down to 1! That leaves... Stephen R. Pfahler. But he also worked on Superminds: Misfits of Science and Riptide. These seem less known, or at least I haven't heard of them. Though, I suppose a very proud editor would still flaunt these. Hmmm... Shoulda just claimed he was a woman. Francine Fleishman is really looking like the better option since she has the fewest editing credits of the 5. Also, who wouldn't want a last name that roughly translates into "Flesh man"? Missed opportunity! Poorly played! No gold stars for John De Hart.

[@BERTMARCH]

GetEven is so bad it's like a parody of low-budget, badly acted vanity projects that's a bit too on the nose - except it's not a parody, it's real.

[@Zimtastic]

+Sanna Pettersson He says, "If You want A Copy Call Me At 323 644 5500..." Aaaaand that's John De Hart's phone number... HIS BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER: www.johndehartesq.com/entertainment_law.html

[@MrFumbleoh]

I don't do drugs or worship the devil.

[@IIxXE0O03XxII]

thank you.

[@jojololo9157]

Well, i guess you DONT wanna hang out this weekend...

[@zetetick395]

You're really missing out.

[@krodmandoon3479]

Why not?

[@OrdinaryInspiration]

Same man, same. Except for the don't do drugs part.

[@jackscardino]

David Carradine / Cameron Mitchell in: LOCKED AND LOADED

[@Neitenth]

Jerk'n And Merc'n.

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Alchoholism

[@PixelLife101]

Overfill

[@MrPiccoloku]

Carradine and Mitchell star in: CLOSE THE FUCKIN DOOR! Now in theaters!

[@6.lastname]

David Keymer because he died from autoerotic asphyxiation

[@lorencproductions]

That moment at 46:27 when Rich fucks up the word “superfluous” several times and Mike looks directly at the camera… he showed extraordinary restraint there.

[@ChookChutney909]

Nearly five years later and they watched that infomercial with David Carradine. It's beautiful.

[@davistoa]

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[@littlsuprstr]

rich re-enacting the whiskey scene is adorable

[@SullyFox]

"It's like everyone caught you."

[@MortonGoldthwait]

"I said it was growing on me as we went on, but now just looking at it makes me feel like I have the flu." -Jim from Canada

[@westonsmith9907]

Every time I rewatch this episode, I always forget the guy tries to make spaghetti in a colander. WHO POURS SAUCE INTO A BOWL WITH HOLES

[@leisti]

Yeah, a bit unclear on the concept.

[@awwgez]

For me this is the best episode of Best of the Worst all because of Geteven.

[@MrMonkeyindrag]

Ah good the one hour of the month were I'm not thinking about ending it all.

[@mrkequc8045]

Bachelor in Paradise was renewed for another season, season 4! You can watch that next.

[@thebackup2121]

MrMonkeyindrag Ethan?!? Weird, H3H3 was the last channel I was on before this vid

[@thebackup2121]

Loads, is my guess

[@kyubii972]

see thats why i watch these playlists all the time, i usually feel like living. MAX LANDIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I NEED NEIL BREEN

[@bk138gt6]

kyubii972 I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

[@project-mk-ultra]

this episode is an absolute classic

[@zionengine]

I suspect "U21" was supposed to be Uzi, but whoever typed the synopsis was too full of Pabst Blue Ribbon and shame to sweat such details.

[@RickRando001]

Nope. The U21 is the submarine (Also known as a U-boat.)

[@MyDailyMeltdown]

From the research I’ve done I believe a u21 is a uzi type gun...but not a real one. The only “u21” gun I found was a U21 air soft gun that looks IDENTICAL to the cover of the film. I believe John de hart is an idiot and thought that was the real name of the real gun.

[@deodorant2191]

@@MyDailyMeltdown holy fuck that’s so stupid, it’s probably true and I love it

[@c-puff]

This reply thread is a wild ride from start to finish

[@tomwatkins8598]

I was about to roll in here and say this -- but I scrolled down and saw it's already been covered years ago. "UZI" hastily scrawled on a cocktail napkin and handed to some disinterested DVD box guy. He shrugged and read it as U21 and slapped it on a DVD box Amazing.

[@CrypticDiabolo]

You really got to give it to Rich Evans , he memorized and was able to reenact that whole Scotch pouring routine verbatim after watching it once

[@FleeTheFactory31]

It's easy to do it verbatim since no words were spoken

[@joshuanorris5860]

Also because its easy to remember how to pour a drink lol I did like that part though :) glad they did the edit lol

[@DocSmouse]

I'm pretty amazed at his timing, he's almost savant like at times.

[@joshuanorris5860]

@@DocSmouse never poured a drink before? :P Easy....

[@joshuanorris5860]

@@DocSmouse i give him credit for the point he was making. But cmon thats fuckin easy to reinact lol yall missed the point.

[@NashaWriter85]

I love the random zoom of Jim just dealing with the demons in his head.

[@lednerg]

46:05 - Lightbulb burns out. 55:02 - Again? 58:07 - And Again?? RLM - Get an electrician before your building burns down.

[@CrazyKraut20]

those electricity repairmen have been "fixing" their wireing for years now....

[@travellingshoes5241]

How did you even notice that?

[@pete_lind]

That lamp goes off and on whole time 1 h 01 m 40 its on then 1 h 01 m 48 its off again to about 1 h 05 m 00 mark when its on again Maybe RLM could use those nice VCR repairmen Mike and Jay to fix their electricity .

[@just_going_mads]

It's an sos signal

[@OrdinaryInspiration]

Pretty soon it'll look like the Fight Club house. They'll have to cut the power every time it rains.

[@robertstaples3256]

Don't know if I commented this before, but I just have to say it again. Rich's reenactment mocking the whisky screen is almost perfectly spot on, and it's amazing he remembered the movement with such accuracy.

[@Lord_Horker]

Can you imagine a semi competent fighter with the durability of miles long? That guy would be an absolute juggernaut

[@shannonbayley3684]

This is better than Christmas as an eight year old. After watching these guys for years and thinking I'd seen them ALL, this beauty pops up like a shining star 🙌🌟

[@Misadventures_85]

- synopsis of Parole Violators (0:21) - the gang watching Parole Violators (0:56) - synopsis of Future Force (4:12) - the gang watching Future Force (5:22) - synopsis of Geteven (8:01) - the gang watching Geteven (9:16) - discussing Parole Violators (13:38) - discussing Future Force (28:53) - discussing Geteven (42:43) - discussing which movie is The Best of the Worst (1:00:40) - Mike attempts to fuse all three movies together. lol (1:05:26) - the three movies together (1:05:56)

[@Misadventures_85]

You are most welcome

[@lmo6634]

thank you!!

[@Misadventures_85]

You're welcome 🙂

[@carlosguillermo566]

I think it's important you add a timestamp for Geteven's sex scene/terms of agreement ballad (12:43)

[@ethanfetterly7850]

Niiiice sick table of contents

[@wilpuriarts5895]

Best of the Worst is better entertainment than most of the movies nowadays.

[@MrChomiq]

That playboy playmate had to go through Hugh Hefner's bedroom, she's way past the "Oh it's a creepy old man" stage.

[@zla3031]

17:45 I really wish you went more in depth on the "pasta sauce in the collinder" portion of Parol Violators, that seems worthy of further analysis

[@sitcomgallery]

absolutely, amidst all the other baffling things that happened in this movie, that one confused me the most.

[@TheRealDSword]

I spat out my food when Jim said “do you want to take a bath with me?”

[@lfricmunuc4534]

You have one voicemail. BEEP "... oh no, it's a voicemail." "Is it his voice?" ... *thud* *thud* *thud* ... "Just press the top right button to turn it off." ... "No I do not know how to ..." "Rich hang it up." ... "This is the worst fucking phone." "It is so awful, how do you own this?" ... "Hit that phone-thing." ... "Exactly?" ... "How do you hang up the phone. It is on his ..." ... "You know it is got a malfunction. It is supposed to uh ... turn off when you put it against your face, but it is still off even when you take it away, and that is ... bad." ... "Turn off you fucker." BEEP End of message.

[@aaronwebb1548]

"My names Dan Wilson...."

[@Bacteriophagebs]

@@aaronwebb1548 *Don

[@aaronwebb1548]

@@Bacteriophagebs Well, sure, but at first it's Dan, then by the end of the call it's Don. I can only assume they're brothers.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

@@aaronwebb1548 Maybe it's actually "Dawn" Wilson.

[@Myiic]

When they're all looking at Rich Evans at 1:00:13 like children looking for a parents answer to a question, I can't help but to laugh

[@Plasmaggie]

There's no way Hideo Kojima hasn't seen "Future Force".

[@NexusVerbal]

I thought the same thing. He's a huge film buff, so I'm thinking it's a possibility.

[@Plasmaggie]

Nexus Verbal I mean, that flying robot hand thing is basically exactly what's in the game. He has to be at least aware. He's a lovable scamp that Kojima.

[@spartacus778]

ROCKET PUUUUNCH

[@flynnsmith4517]

so have you guys heard of this 70s super robot series called Mazinger Z

[@NexusVerbal]

Archk Den Yes. But knowing that Kojima's a film buff, I'm guessing Snake's arm is more a throwback to Future Force. Maybe asking him about it over twitter may yield results.

[@cutez0r]

I had such a bad day yesterday and I went to sleep laughing with tears from this video. Thanks guys :)

[@Guywithaclub]

These guys make me feel like I have friends.

[@OrdinaryInspiration]

If I ever run into any of 'em I'll be starstruck. I'd have to buy 'em a drink and try and make friends.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@OrdinaryInspiration You're still not allowed to touch them, however. I asked.

[@jessica_jam4386]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs I just pictured Allen Funt calling you from his hotel room and telling you not to touch Rich

[@langustenwurst]

How nice that they made this episode longer than three minutes so i could brush my teeth to it.

[@joshuamoore8560]

That freeze frame of David Carradine smiling during the helicopter chase is one of the freakiest things I've ever seen. I seriously thought it was one of those unsettling deepfake smiles until I watched it again and saw it was for real. 😬

[@OhNoJoshEdits]

OMG IVE WONDERED IF THEY ADDED THAT FOR YEARS!

[@CERTAIND00M]

Perfect timing, gentlemen. It actually paid off to sit there hitting refresh on my KZbin homepage like the bored, desperate bastard that I am.

[@dartharmis5562]

This review needed more Jay because he is a funnier character then we have had before.

[@TheHauntedReader]

I swear Rich Evans laughter could cure cancer.

[@Annihilator2011]

His screaming attention starved little girl crap causes cancer.

[@robertmacdonald5496]

Annihilator2011 What the fuck? I think you're describing Max Landis, not Rich

[@mawbts530]

He sounds like a tortured dolphin.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

No-one said a cure for cancer had to be pretty.

[@johnt.campbell316]

It does. But, they hide it from society. The people aren't ready for Rich's magnificent gifts to humanity.

[@gloopdawg]

"Dying while masturbating has to be a pretty embarrassing way to go." "Yeah it's like everyone caught you." I lost it. So strong.

[@colesbrand]

Mike is notoriously hard to break, but Jim REALLY doesn’t break

[@MrJakeKale]

The real twist at the end of Geteven isn't that Cindy is alive. It's that the actress who played her is dead.

[@L1VE3V1L]

Good lord I’m addicted to this channel. In the past week I think I’ve fallen in platonic love with Rich. Or is it platonic? 🤔 And honestly, the fan comments below the videos are exceptionally clever. I’m glad to be here.

[@GhostofGomezDawkins]

In the top five best episodes of the worst. Just had surgery and can't sleep, this is my medicine along with the percocet and ginger ale. I honestly can't gate on ginger ale at this point. Love ya.

[@GhostofGomezDawkins]

*hate. You know what I meant. Hate is a strong word tho. Ginger ale is fine, it's some bullshit soda, but it never should have pretended to be one. It reminds me of Old Faithful, you see it once, cool. After four or five times, you know it's going to give you the shits.

[@amazinghayes1]

This is the best episode and I've seen em all 20 times easy.

[@GregGumbel]

The super cut of miles long getting his ass kicked had me in tears

[@DoodooSwaggy]

Same here. I started laughing like the BOTW episode where Mike's brain broke

[@nikiv116893]

Mike Stoklasa could have a pretty good grey beard

[@NuclearJesusMan]

+Pesapesto . . .so basically just Gandalf.

[@benwhackley]

Vlad Nikitin is the beard replacing Rich Evans?

[@nikiv116893]

The force is strong with this one! Oh wait, it's just the smell of alcohol from his mouth!!! Oh my gooooood!

[@frankdantuono2594]

It kills me how many of these "Best of the Worst" movies I have watched back in the 90's.

[@AuDHDarling]

As someone born in 1990, I've recognized quite a VHS covers from their selections or on the shelves as ones I used to see in the video rental store as a kid.

[@darthmcgee2216]

His eyes are so lifeless...... It's perfect!

[@SlipperyPeteClassic]

"I'll talk about Future Force since Collin BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" I'm still dying to know what was said. Speaking of drunk David Carradine, one of my film teachers had stories about being in the Camera department on Kung Fu: The Legend Continues in the 90's and mentioned how he was "assigned" the duty of keeping an eye on Carradine to make sure he didn't drink too much and wander off into underground gambling dens. I used to love that show as a kid and still miss Carradine.

[@jackdepner8329]

At 29:00 the smoothness of Rich throwing Future Force at Mike and Mike just sliding his hand to catch is spectacular.

[@pdlagasse]

Holy crap I read this comment at that exact moment of the video…