Best of the Worst: Christmas Plinketto

[@robertwild9447]

I'm honestly shocked to see Mike show his face again after Rich Evans completely eviscerated him in Star Trek Trivia.

[@avatarname0008]

Ikr I heard he couldn't take the shame and was no longer with us Rich must have talked him out of it

[@66kaisersoza]

The brazen balls on that mf!

[@playedout148]

More shocking than Jack liking Hallmark Christmas movies? Wtf?

[@IrisCorven]

@@playedout148 They're his personal BotW, I believe he's mentioned it on a stream before.

[@megyskermike]

This was recorded before. Mike subsequently fired all of his friends. Putting an end to RLM and Trek Trivia forever.

[@Chris.in.taiwan]

We can all be proud of Rich and his vast Star Trek knowledge. It's clear that no one at RLM cares about Star Trek the next generation as he does.

[@eewls]

you are too hard on mike and his condition by which i mean the severe late onset dementia

[@RedLetterMedia]

This is an un-truth.

[@meerkat4292]

​@@RedLetterMediaLiterally the first time I've ever seen RLM reply to a comment, fucking hilarious

[@phillydelphia8760]

This is the anti-matter of facts

[@xp7575]

​@@RedLetterMediais correct Jay also cares passionately about TNG

[@andrewhawking7893]

Rich is clearly asserting dominance as the new Alpha male of the group since he won Startrek contest.

[@JimWellsIsGreat]

Big shout out to Rich for all of the hard work he puts into the props and building.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Child star Rich Evans?

[@playedout148]

He's a regular Bob Cratchit.

[@zen6455]

You must mean Dick, the Birthday Boy.

[@TheDecimater1000]

Also the Undisputed Star Trek Trivia Champion

[@playedout148]

​@@TheDecimater1000Only the Intercontinental Belt though.

[@greenboots_4661]

Rich's gradual transformation from the butt of every joke to the most consistently clever panel member has been so gratifying to watch

[@wilnich592]

I guess misery really DOES build character.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

@@wilnich592 Hah!

[@DreadedEnding]

What do you mean? He has always been both- at least, the butt of every Stoklasa joke

[@gemmalittleredcorvette4668]

You know that Mike and rich are the oldest friends right? They don't ever really hurt each others feelings (if they did, we wouldn't see it!) Rich isn't that much of a pussy to let someone rag on him all the time...its his best friend .....and its a joke🤷‍♀️

[@itsdabees]

​@gemmalittleredcorvette4668 you seem like you understand sarcasm really well

[@SuperChrisMarlowe]

I've heard that Jack and Josh's mothers don't want their sons to hang out with this Stoklasa boy anymore. People are saying that he is swearing all the time and listens to the Bloodhound Gang. Maybe even drinks alcohol.

[@notfriendlystudios1643]

We've all seen how much Mikey tortures that poor Rich Evans boy about his diabeates.

[@TheRedKnight993]

"It's not fun punching down unless you're hitting a dwarf" Mike Stoklasa 2023

[@iinvaderrand]

At least he's not punching old people again.

[@AliceBowie]

Dwarfs aren't so easy to punch. I'm adding Mike Stoklasa's name to the Book of Grudges.

[@Chromeberd]

Missed opportunity to say Elf.

[@larkohiya]

​@@Chromeberd dwarfs are 4 feet or less on Average. Elves are human height or taller. Dont you know your DND lore? Jesus. Whats Christmas?

[@fev1027]

Mike is a filthy leaf lover confirmed

[@myomoto2]

It's appropriate that Mike's shirt says "Nothing", because that's how much he knows about Star Trek: The Next Generation trivia, when compared to RLM Star Trek: The Next Generation Trivia Champion Rich 'The Trek Trivia Wiz' Evans.

[@curtburt710]

This episode feels more unhinged than the one where they got really drunk and Mike accused Jay of drowning hundreds of cats.

[@thomasnaporano9822]

GOODNIGHT SWEET CATS

[@bryannorton8945]

Team brick wall!

[@hannibalburgers477]

Was that a Halloween episode? I don't remember

[@bryannorton8945]

@@hannibalburgers477 yeah Halloween spooktacular with Carnivore, Hauntedween and Black Roses

[@Popcultureguy3000]

@@bryannorton8945I hate Black Roses. Why did anyone make a horror movie that even humors the Evangelicals that think Rock ‘n Roll/Heavy Metal was made by the devil?

[@tomboyle9741]

Hearing mike say things like “the dogecoin dog” and “OK boomer” give and take years off my life

[@isaiahgray6415]

He also mistook a corgi for a Shiba Inu

[@ave4757]

the "women be shopping" threw me for such a loop

[@option3590]

Nothing tops the Fortnite dancing. He’s in a midlife crisis.

[@GrimJackal]

Mike's look of disdain when Jack talks about D&D reminds me of my father. R.I.P. dad. At least you're not here to see me like this at my lowest.... watching RLM.

[@GradnLordTad]

The sad part is that Jack was actually wrong. What he described was Action Surge. Second Wind lets a fighter restore their hit points once per long rest. 😅

[@Kidd724]

Mike "Slayer of Lord Soth" Stoklasa

[@herogear_art]

@@GradnLordTadso what you’re saying is you’re even more embarrassing than Jack…😛

[@GradnLordTad]

@@herogear_art I absolutely am. Feel free to look at me with even more disdain than Mike looked at Jack. 🤣

[@lazarusrat6159]

Don't do it @herogear6834 that's his fetish.

[@TheJohnston65]

"It's not fun to punch down, unless you're hitting a dwarf." - Mike Stoklasa, 2023

[@zetetik]

Hahahahaha!

[@HughMansonMD]

I 100% saw this coming, and it still killed me..

[@Kugelschreiber333]

Jack bringing everything down to his level

[@vaethe_w]

Shocking that they kept Mike on the show after his embarrassing loss on the star trek trivia

[@pogglywoggly3292]

Theyre keeping Mike?

[@thesnowmiser6728]

​@@pogglywoggly3292what sort of uniform does chlamydia wear?

[@drakkenmensch]

And Mike also getting savaged in Friday the 13th trivia as well.

[@SpawnRevenge92]

Mike praised Rich a lot and Rich seemed very confident throughout the whole video. Did winning the Star Trek Trivia make Rich the new alpha?

[@nickcosti1685]

Rich lives and sleeps in the studio. It's awkward having to walk through the hallways and step over the sleeping bag of the person you lost Star Trek trivia to.

[@pogglywoggly3292]

Less awkward and more law-suity as people transition from "step over" to... on. But hey. At least people stopped urinating on him. Now they just need to get him to stop urinating on himself.

[@nonyabidness8676]

Clearly, all that juicy Shaq meat Rich has been consuming has given him the edge over Mike.

[@t.z2359]

He was always the Alpha.

[@nokateno]

The Difficult People video really changed him.

[@matrin2]

Mike's casual use of the word pollack will let me know he will always be a true sun of the Chicago land area no matter how long he has been a wisconsinite.

[@cameleopard42]

For a moment, I genuinely thought that must be a Star Trek race or something. Though I suppose it could be for all a fake fan like Mike knows.

[@NoriMori1992]

Do you mean "son"?

[@aw2584]

I literally jist wrote a comment on how a man literally named STOKLASA makes Pollack jokes but im glad someone else noticed it lmao (tbh knowing Mike im sure hes fully aware of it to LMAO)

[@robertusaugustus2003]

Shee-cago land eerie-ah

[@JonnyLightning]

​@@aw2584 we're allowed to do it, it's our word

[@XanderRowlet]

We finally have the budget to render a fully CGI Jack Packard onscreen, this is huge for us since his death in 2003.

[@MisterSynyster]

So they're going to make City Slickers 3: The Revenge of Curly's Gold

[@notfriendlystudios1643]

They had to stopmotion him in Robocop style before.

[@SleepyLongRiver-jd2xb]

​@@notfriendlystudios1643R.O.T.O.R. style

[@MIchaelArlowe]

Jack is somehow aging better than the rest of the Rlm crew with the exception of Colin.

[@orangukey]

Mike has gotten really unhinged after losing to Rich Evans, I am here for it

[@warcraftfan5]

They all seem extra unhinged this episode, I'm all for it

[@Shinkajo]

We don't want you though

[@Fnidner]

@@Shinkajo chill

[@GigaEnigma]

Jack mixing up Second Wind, a self-heal, and Action Surge, getting another action, is peak Jack.

[@StevenRogers-hw9dj]

Jack is a boring clod. The show would be much better without him.

[@Jacob-fz5ho]

classic hack fraud

[@StarPichu12]

totally wasn't scolling through the comments looking for this. nerd card removed from him!! gone!!

[@gidofter_lukge]

I don't think anyone in his dnd show plays a fighter tbf

[@kraftyfrog]

​@@Jacob-fz5hoHarlack Fraud

[@Vaelyhn]

I'm sorry to tell you Jack but you're confusing Second Wind and Action Surge. Action Surge does what you said, while Second Wind allows you to use a bonus action to heal 1d10+fighter level.

[@jh56909]

Jack? More like Hack Fraud

[@playedout148]

Oh snap!

[@feloniousbutterfly]

Lmaoo whoops

[@DM4Aaron]

now we see why he was let go. you only had one job dungeon master jack.

[@DeviantDork]

Nerd detector tingling. Hehehe

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Whew, good to see Jack was allowed to leave the dungeon and participate in this episode.

[@TinyDancerX99]

You could say he escapist’ed

[@sirjanska9575]

Yahtzee and Nick forgot to lock the door and he used the opportunity.

[@shanegreen9511]

He has to be back by 8:30

[@GrainneMhaol]

Are they gonna pay him this time?

[@mispusaaulikan4704]

Yeah. It´s like been a year since we´ve seen him. It´s a christmass miracle. I am happy to see him again :-)

[@silentdissonance]

Rich aggressively screaming "Merry Christmas, Motherfucker." at me was all the gift I needed this year.

[@ianhaines8007]

It's not a truly Merry Christmas unless diabetic star Rich Evans, Star Trek: TNG Trivia Wizard, screams "Merry Christmas, Motherfucker!"

[@genxer1]

His whole ending rant was epic.

[@r.j.stanford7435]

I see that Jack went to Spirit Halloween and bought a legally distinct “Internet Music Critic” costume for this episode.

[@Joe90h]

Jackthony Packtano forever.

[@Hythone]

Feeling a strong 2 to a light 3 on Mike’s Star Trek trivia knowledge.

[@rubbykibress7808]

Is that what it is? I thought he was dressed as a watermelon.

[@Slabsticktwitch]

Internets busiest movie nerd

[@mushroomleg]

Please God don’t mention that garbage here. You’re ruining Christmas!

[@notjeremyrenner]

I look forward to these more than actual Christmas

[@NeurosiusM]

Oh hey Jeremy Renner

[@Claymann71]

IT'S ALWAYS CHRISTMAS WITH DENNIS! & Krampus & Violent Night & Black Christmas & Die Hard.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

​@@NeurosiusM No that's not him

[@playedout148]

Yeah. These are up there with Festivus for me.

[@NothingIsKnown00]

What is actual Christmas? Is it like when other people pretend they’re on the BOTW Christmas special? They should call it RedLetterMedia weekend.

[@brocklewis7624]

Holy shit Rich was on fucking point this episode.

[@WingItMan217]

He’s ALWAYS on point. He’s Rich Evans after all!

[@dylanehooverlibrarian7026]

1:12:10 is the best Drunken Uncle Rant tailing against the holiday! 10/10, glorious!

[@booey6190]

​@@dylanehooverlibrarian7026best part is he doesn't even drink

[@KSignalEingang]

Rich's closing rant made my heart grow three sizes. The doctors say I've got a pretty good chance of making a full recovery if I survive the surgery. Happy holidays everyone!

[@adamhubert7701]

Rich Evans delivered hard on this one. What a treasure that man is.

[@pancakecookiecrumbles]

rich evans seriously doesnt get enough praise! he was the best by far in this episode. he made mike laugh a lot

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

With the laugh of an angel to boot

[@codyb3232]

My favourite part of this video is at 53:07 when Mike makes a semen joke, but noone hears it, so he just silently chuckles uncontrollably to himself😂

[@heyvladislove]

What could you have expected from someone who infamously lost the Star Trek trivia contest?

[@lowtdave]

That's a great catch. His chuckle made me smile. Thanks for pointing that out. I find best of the worst to be best when all 3 of the main RLM guys are on. I'm a little disappointed when one of them isn't on the panel.

[@Inojin67]

He's really channeling Chipp Chipperson in this one

[@JoeSixThreeOh]

@@Inojin67Fawkin homerun

[@grzegorzbak3306]

I haven't noticed this, it's so fucking funny

[@jamesbrealg]

Josh cringeing at every utterance of cripple, and Rich just absolutely doubling down on it had me crippled on floor in laughter

[@cdck19a]

"filthy cripple"actually

[@iIliterati]

As a cripple, I expect a full ukulele adorned apology from Rich and a shoddily built ramp made out of old plinketto boards as reparations.

[@cdck19a]

@@iIliterati built by "polacks"

[@TroyBaugh-wu7ek]

That ramp will be built by a Polack, of course.

[@johnrivers3813]

@@iIliteratithe original wheel of the worst will be your ramp

[@garyv2498]

It was nice to see Mike and Jay getting cozy together on the couch.

[@greenbar2888]

I wonder if Peeno Petto's Pinto had a piece of paper pizzeria pantry with a pepperoni pizza pie peephole...

[@felix56p]

what is that a reference to again?

[@BonWeired]

​@@felix56p pizza pepperoni peephole was from the Shock Em Dead Halloween episode, and the piece of paper pizzeria pantry was from After Last Season

[@alexsilva28]

peepee

[@patrickmartin7692]

Possibly

[@JSTRM4N]

Poo poo pepper plop

[@bigkahuna6030]

I can't believe Rich Evans not only ends this video with one of the best Rich Evans moments in history, but he also remains humble about knowing more Star Trek trivia than Mike Stoklasa.

[@Eyclonus]

As do we all...

[@Koselill]

If Jay and Mike sit any closer I'll have to start writing fanfics about them.

[@gyg_pa9381]

Please do

[@katherines382]

@@gyg_pa9381 boy do I have some good news for you

[@mispusaaulikan4704]

I am actually happy to see Jack. It´s like been a year since we´ve seen him. I´ve missed. Glad to see him back :-)

[@dethmin173]

It really is despicable that, even after losing to Rich Evans, we allow people like Mike Stoklasa to appear on this show

[@Vintage_geek]

Rich Evans is a very generous person and doesn't hold grudges. He has a soft spot for that guy Stoklasa because apparently they were friends when they're kids, or something like that.

[@grim7747]

They let Mike pretend to be a Star Trek expert as a running joke and choose Mee Christmas as BOTW. RLM is bullshit.

[@aw2584]

"Looks like a Pollack built it!" - Mike Stoklasa, man with the most Polish/Czech surname ever, born and raised in Milwaukee, the most Polish American city ever next to Chicago lmao

[@1ynx]

Sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

[@aw2584]

@@1ynx shieet they're all Pollacks,; Mike with his surname, Jack said so himself, Jay's surname is Bauman which makes me like 99% sure his ancestors were Polish as Bauman spelled with one -n was a popular Polish Jewish surname, Poland having the biggest Jewish population in Europe before The Hitlers came for their eastern european tour. The funniest part though is Rich Evans, the man who builds all the sets for RLM, all the tables, Plinketto board, and is a very good craftsman and woodworker (just like Jesus may I add), is seemingly the only one who's not a Pollack. The jokes write themselves

[@durianne]

Isn't Mike from Chicago originally?

[@1ynx]

@@aw2584 Very important investigative work. I looked up The Hitlers on Spotify. Decent krautrock, but the leadsinger comes off as a total asshole in interviews. I know who Rich Evans is of course, but who is this Jesus?

[@LethargicScientist]

@@durianne Yes. Although Chicago also has a very high Eastern European population.

[@ishmaelnemo8227]

Damn Mike, I haven't heard the word "Polack" since my Grandfather died a decade ago. Thanks for the memories.

[@NiiRubra]

He is embracing how elderly he is.

[@TheMemoman]

I had to do a double take on that delivery while my synapses restarted

[@timtheskeptic1147]

My grandpa's last words were, I kid you not, "that fucking kraut steel still hurts!". Otherwise, a nice guy, never said a derogatory term about anyone except that. Though he'd say that every time when asked "how's it going?" The crematorium gave us the shrapnel. It was very nice of them to sift through Gramps to find it.

[@555RavenCrow]

@@timtheskeptic1147 And his sacrifice was only so that our politicians can now go in public and talk about how privileged we are to glorify Bandеra...

[@cameleopard42]

@@555RavenCrow Yes, only. Who even cares about the right to have and express our own opinions? Such trivial matters are not what Gramps fought for! Especially just for this particular figure and no other topics, as well known as he is to all of us, even those not steeped in historical details or Kremlin talking points. If there's anyone Gramps hated more than the Krauts who injured him, I'm sure it was Stepan Bandera. If only he could have known that this was the only thing the Nazis' defeat would change. You should put that on a T-shirt, though: "I helped defeat the Nazis all I got was shrapnel in my body and this lousy fundamental human right." They could get it in an extra-small size and put it on his urn.

[@hatezis]

Mike's "it was semen" went unnoticed by his panel partners, but he giggled. I did too.

[@macsmith2013]

I'm sure the rest of the panels' tollerance to Mike's semen is quite high at this point.

[@chrise8275]

@@macsmith2013God Damn.

[@Catalistic]

where? i must have missed it

[@ataxdj]

53:08

[@mahjongd77]

If you blur your eyes, Mike looks like a bottle of sriracha 💀

[@paulkenny105]

At this point jay can probably beat mike at Star Trek trivia

[@pogglywoggly3292]

Unless it's Discovery. We all know what it means when bigger boys pick on little Jays. Mike's deep-rooted and secret love for both Jay and Discovery was apparent. Even if he edited out, all the shots of him licking his lips.

[@Mirrors957]

5:15 fun fact about this crappy movie is the entire movie was animated by Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Nights at Freddy's which is hilarious because I hate that I recognized that the models looks like his style of art and animation. Man really moved up in the world but I doubt his writing did.

[@dirtypeasant6941]

Holy fuck you are right. Yeah, once you know it's Scott you can recognize those models.

[@BRUXXUS]

Oh my god....

[@hiramzaldana153]

damn, you beat me to it, roachdogg jr

[@Roverdrive_X]

I legitimately thought it looked like his Pilgrim's Progress movie when I saw that cover. Oh my god

[@nerdyespurr]

I’ve seen a few clips of it and there’s so unironically funny at parts. I should mention that he apparently also directed it and voiced the angel character.

[@TheMarshmelloKing]

The Christmas episodes are usually raunchy but I still never expected to hear the sentence "the fuckfest in the child's bedroom turned into a blood orgy"

[@dembro27]

"Best of the Worst is slowly turning into a show where we watch porn." - RLM, 5 or 12 or 20 years ago.

[@robertsides3626]

Santa landing on "cancel Christmas" right off the bat sounds like a cry for help.

[@VikingTeddy]

Be good or Santa won't help with your minor annoyances and 1st world problems!

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Santa doesn't need any help, he just finds a different cartoon character to save Christmas every year

[@christraven]

I was going to ask "who hurt you Rich?" after seeing that final bit, but then I remembered Mike was sitting right there.

[@zzzzzzz8473]

the vacant nonexpression of josh as santa was fantastically fitting straightman , like a robot forced to go thru the motions . also rich's christmas gift and subsequent breakdown is truly magical .

[@EdmondOliverLives]

Yeah, he's a real Pino Claus.

[@666spalony]

As a Polack I can confirm this is how we build ramps for wheelchairs.

[@chartreux1532]

For those curious: 30:05 "This looks like a Polack built it" As a German who always prefer hiring Poles to build stuff for cheap instead of Germans i can confirm that this indeed looks like a Polack built it.

[@tyrgoossens]

Bless the polish for doing shoddy work on the cheap because I sure can't afford to have it done correctly.

[@exquisitecanineaficionado]

I never got to say this because there was no good reason to do so; but yeah, Stoklasa sounds so similar to Polish surname Stokłosa - it makes for an insanely tight fit in relatively small area in Poland. It implies Mike's ancestors were amongst those Polish highlanders which emigrated en masse to US.

[@chartreux1532]

@@exquisitecanineaficionado You're in Luck. I work as Historian here in Germany and focused a lot on Name Origins and Research and like i naturally do, i researched Stoklasa and it is a Czech Name by origin. First recorded in 1687. So close enough! Bauman of course is German from "Baumann" etc. So i guess the Polish Version you mentioned is someone Czech who "polish-ised (?) their name. Nothing uncommon in Europe

[@chartreux1532]

@@tyrgoossens Here in Germany there are certain types of Work you on purpose look to find Poles to do because they ask for less but what you pay is a lot for them when they live in Poland. For example Car Repairs if out of Warranty, never go to a German for Car Repairs, you pay 4x of what you pay for when a Pole does it and it's usually the same Quality

[@jasongroff9358]

I love how close and comfy Jay and Mike are on the couch. Warms my cold dead heart

[@BlazingOwnager]

SATAN/SANTA is seriously the most hilarious movie pitch I could actually see really working for 90 minutes.

[@danethanor]

'Mickey Rooney wrote a letter of protest against the first Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) stating that the "scum" who made it should be "run out of town" for having sullied tTriviahe sacredness of Christmas , but he co-starred in this fifth installment in the gory horror series' Imdb trivia .

[@Swediepinoy]

Cash is king! 😂

[@alexsilva28]

@@Swediepinoy Cash is more sacred

[@Swediepinoy]

@@alexsilva28 he became the jockey character he played in The Twilight Zone 🤣

[@cameleopard42]

@@Pocketrocket-pj1us Hi Colin! Say "Hi" to Tim Horton for me.

[@matthewcrome5835]

As a Pollack, the Pollack jokes had me in stitches... much like the ramp that was built by a Pollack...

[@hippocratesnoah8642]

Mike showing his age with that turn of the century vocabulary of his, lol.

[@markvanderhelm4431]

Pollacks watching Star Tracks.

[@tonypine3434]

​@hippocratesnaoah8642 a Polak that doesn't know how Polack is spelled. Seems dubious. Or are you related to Sydney Pollack.

[@bahshas]

mike was basically one step removed from dropping nbombs

[@TroyBaugh-wu7ek]

As a connoisseur of antiquated ethnic slurs, I appreciate Mike's contribution here. I eagerly await the usage of loogan, hunky, and spaghetti bender in future BOTW.

[@chasformer3091]

1:05:21 For those of you who don't know, that cartoon is from a Christmas Special called Santa and the 3 Bears. A park ranger (Played by Hal Smith from various Hanna Barbara cartoons) tells 2 bear cubs about Santa and getting them all excited, while also annoying their mom (Jean Vander Pyl best known for playing Wilma Flintstone) in the process. I suggest you guys check it out.

[@noneatall9060]

By coincidence, Rifftrax just did that movie this week.

[@chasformer3091]

@@noneatall9060 oh. Please send me a link

[@SureWhyNot777]

Rich Evans not only predicts Mike's shenanigans but also lays a devious trap.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

31:46 Thank you, Mike (losing contestant on Star Trek Trivia), for this glorious moment.

[@jez7600]

Mike looks completely deflated in life after Rich absolutely annihilated him in Star Trek Trivia.

[@cratonorogen9208]

Silent Night Deadly Night 4 deserved better than to be ignored on the Plinketto board by the likes of RLM!

[@Lordeightbane]

No doesn’t it has Clint Howard in it

[@ty-guy4458]

I know. Jay really likes Brian Yuzna too!

[@DMTri-no8sh]

ooh i've only watched the first 2, is watching the rest worth it?

[@darcysmart2955]

@@DMTri-no8sh 3 and 5 are good fun imo

[@Lordeightbane]

@@DMTri-no8sh I haven’t seen 5 , 3 was alright if you think of as not a silent night sequel. 4 was fucked up

[@robbobert01]

The bit at12:17 had me in tears. I had spent the whole video trying to figure out who was Santa, like "that's gotta be Josh right?" So that really got me good.

[@MaresGuyver]

Did anyone notice that Mike and Jack skipped over “Silent Night, Deadly Night 4” to talk about “Silent Night, Deadly Night 5” instead when going over the entries on the Plinketto board?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

The more I hear about the satan Santa movie the more I’m so down with it and would pay money to see it

[@LeonardoOliveira-pz9fj]

Theres a Cuphead episode about it

[@ChillHills]

I like the idea of Santa remembering names from the naughty list. And he just goes “Oh ho ho. I knew you would end up in a place like this. Very well, I’ll grant you the pony you wanted.” And then a large Minotaur ends up on the persons back as they’re saddles like a horse. And Satans part is a complete rom com where he falls in love with Mrs Clause while he was trying to return back to Satan. Or maybe Santa Clauses right hand man. Idk Satan doesn’t seem like they’re too hung up on genders.

[@lotus-prince]

You can. It's called Santa's Slay, with Bill Goldberg. :-D

[@uncaringgenius]

If you look closely you can still see the pain on Mikes face after Rich embarrassed him on Star Trek Trivia Power Hour.

[@ever-openingflower8737]

Seems Mike has channelled that pain into his hate for the Polish.

[@internetRecRoom]

Rich is a Christmas miracle

[@IgorHalefiz]

More like Christmas coal.

[@t.z2359]

⁠crushed into a Diamond.

[@Aebischer1984]

Ohhhh myyyyyy god!!!!!

[@banquo3873]

I feel like without Jay the median age-by-appearance jumps up a few decades

[@bahshas]

theyre all the same age he just aged better

[@banquo3873]

@@bahshas Read it a little more carefully, my friend

[@sergio_jose]

Luckily Jack looks perpetually 30 so it evens everything out

[@philhabib4434]

Rich's rant at the end is Christmas gold.

[@revilo314]

Rich going off about Objectivism and then having a relatively eloquent rant about the greed of christmas, and he is the famous winner of the Star Trek quiz. Is he drinking some sort of big-brain potion?

[@Bedevere]

I love the fact that every F-bomb Rich makes this episode is bleeped but no one else seems to have been bleeped.

[@morten123456789]

It is simply amazing that you were able to get Star Trek expert and Hollywood star Rich Evans to participate in this. I don't wanna put words into Mike's mouth, but I am sure he was stoked to be in the presence of such a fountain of Trekkie lore to learn and absorb from.

[@clbaker8356]

Mickey Rooney was one of the most vocal of the people who spoke out against the original. Fact he appeared in a sequel is hysterical.

[@TheRealMaxJenius]

Kinda makes you wonder if the original script was just named "The Toy Maker" and they added "Silent Night Deadly Night 5" later...

[@BioYuGi]

I think they mention that in the BOTW where they watched Silent Night 2.

[@POSTELVIS]

at 53:08 I love how no one hears Mike say "semen" so it's just Mike laughing at his own joke.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

classic Mike Stoklasa & his iconic c*m jokes

[@theenigmadesk]

It is hilarious to think he was spraying semen in his eyes.

[@Gbusted]

They subverted my expectations! Picked all the movies I was LEAST interested in them watching!

[@redwaytoo]

I was hoping for Mee Christmas just a little bit out of sadistic glee

[@bloodandbricks]

I wanted them to land on Jack Frost. 😢

[@seangiglio]

@@bloodandbricksme too but to be fair that movie has nothing interesting in it whatsoever despite the premise

[@DreadedEnding]

That should’ve been exactly what you expected

[@PupGamer]

Fun Fact: Judd Nelson also starred in a movie called "Save Christmas". It came out last year.

[@SensSuck]

That’s not fun.

[@snorrimcguffin2282]

This "Satan/Santa" movie pitch is great. Almost as great as "Not so easy kill". Would love to see both getting made.

[@mland2012]

Santa's character arc can be that he's afraid of fire from having to go down so many chimneys, and being Lord of Hell for a few weeks helps him overcome his fear.

[@yerabbit]

Cuphead show did a christmas special with this plot, it was great

[@onjohns1]

I just want to say that you guys truly bring so much happiness to so many people, including myself. You always bring a smile to my face, as well as so many others’. We all really appreciate you all!

[@ShennyIsLive]

"Christmas is about unmitigated greed." -Rich Evans

[@ZeAshTonz]

They should do a D&D trivia show because Jack got Second Wind's definition wrong! It doesn't give a 3rd action, it gives HP once per short rest!

[@ozzosk]

all of us screaming NO THAT'S ACTION SURGE are the reason people hate the Internet

[@owenreynolds8718]

I kept hearing "Second Swing", which is a place here with cheesy commercials that sells ...for real ... used golf equipment. Oh, to keep it on topic, here's what I think happened: the actor said "should I really be humping her while yelling 'I can be your son''?" and the director said "good point -- we'd better establish that you have no pimentos down there".

[@NeonValleys]

Umm akshually sweetie youre wrong, do better ok? Thanks champ.

[@chancemedley4914]

In 4th edition you had ACTION POINT!

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

neat Castle Crashers avatar (nostalgia)

[@brandonweaver3383]

Jack and Josh in the same episode? It's a Christmas miracle. Look, I think Tim is awesome, but we had the same lineup three years in a row, so it's nice to see them shake things up. Also, congrats to Jack and the rest of the Second Wind crew on escaping the clutches of The Escapist.

[@brandonweaver3383]

@@halphpint7400 He'll be doing the DND stuff whenever they get that going.

[@nickwarden5134]

@@halphpint7400 He does occasional game streams as well as the ad spots and other behind the scenes stuff.

[@lennylikesmusic]

I love that at 52:15 they censor rich swearing but then josh proceed to drop f bombs anyway uncensored. This censorship of rich will not be tolerated.

[@Zarnubius]

the sheer innocence of mike calling a normal corgi the "dogecoin dog"

[@YukiGibson]

Had a friend do this to me, sending me a video about cute corgis with the message of "Look, the Shiba Inu's you like so much"

[@benjaminfisher5351]

I have a corgi. I was insulted.

[@lukee7442]

15:11 this is terrifying, jay has been fully infected by mike’s cruel spirit

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

It's a beautiful Christmas miracle. Jay's heart has been filled with Mike's cruel spirit.

[@tadsite]

I laughed out loud on a busy train waiting for you guys to see the kid in the wheelchair laying on the floor after the Mum was running down the stairs. Pure joy

[@Fezwald1]

‘An Ayn Rand Christmas’ is the Christmas Special we deserve

[@cheekibreeki4638]

Santa Shrugged

[@theshadowknows...9120]

We were robbed of a true classic. Santa's Summer House is the "A Talking Cat!?!" of Christmas movies!

[@pjbutton3396]

33:47 so happy rlm gives us such wholesome Christmas cheer by laughing at a kid in a wheelchair who fell down

[@TroyBaugh-wu7ek]

A CRIPPLE! We must use the correct terminology, of course (*Josh cringes while Rich laughs like a bastard*)

[@uncleshouty]

I love when everyone genuinely acknowledges what a skilled craftsman Rich Evans is

[@nicholasbinversie4343]

The last five minutes being a film review equivalent of WWE Wrestlemania: Rich breaking all the rules and monologuing by yelling straight into the camera, everyone stunned nearly speechless, and yet, there's nothing to be done about it. Mee Christmas takes the belt and thus and rightly is the winner of Best of the Worst.

[@smudge7057]

Rich Evans explaining the true meaning of Christmas was magical

[@tobinbellpwns]

In all seriousness I love when the core 5 are all there in an episode. I love that none of them have left after all these years.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

Actually Mike fired most of them and killed Rich Evans. He just replaced them with robots that have Ken doll crotches like in Silent Night Deadly Night 5.

[@JoeChillton]

Same here, Jack and Josh together warms my dead heart but it's nice to see all 5 back on-screen.

[@disparityband]

KZbin's captions are censoring the word cripple but retaining the word crippled. Because of this we're all leaning to be better people now.

[@darkshadow31415]

I have never seen a Best of the Worst go off the rails so hard, so fast.

[@StevenOBrien]

I love how they completely ignored Josh repeatedly begging them not to say "crippled kid".

[@beeilve]

They cut his mic @24:00

[@ashleepower9764]

@@beeilve nah looks more like he just trailed off

[@Hemostat]

Rich went above and beyond to say it lol

[@chancemedley4914]

Sometimes I wonder if Josh even likes them at all. He's always hedging and cringing the whole time.

[@Lockieez]

I noticed they muted his mic multiple times in the edit. Must be because he kept trying to interject while other people were mid-sentence.

[@rakkadimus]

This downgraded my seasonal depression to a comfortable Christmas blues!

[@zenleeparadise]

A rewatch of Scrooged cleared that right up for me, I highly recommend it!

[@mkandy81]

Good to see Jack back, I assume to comfort Mike in his time of need, after Rich very easily beat him at Star Trek TNG trivia.

[@Henrik9875]

mike laughing by himself at 53:07 got me wheezing

[@im_nic]

glad someone else caught that lol

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

classic Mike Stoklasa & his iconic c*m jokes

[@zakkthrowback]

Thanks for drawing my attention to this

[@TaCo0oCaT]

It feels great to celebrate Christmas with my family. My alcoholic father (Mike), my beautiful and smart mother (Jay), my clever cousin (Josh), my cool uncle (Jack) and my famous celebrity brother (Rich Evans)

[@notfriendlystudios1643]

Dad was always so mean to Rich when he was drunk.

[@TaCo0oCaT]

@@notfriendlystudios1643I think it is because dad lost the game last family night

[@inarieon8531]

Is your brother Bojack Horseman

[@Jimmy020889]

56:41 poor Josh struggling to make a joke whilst everyone railroads him

[@jereXIX]

Rumor has it he’s still trying to get his point in but can’t stop getting interrupted.

[@SirHilaryManfat]

That's standard for Josh's appearance on RLM, he just gets railroaded by everyone else's massive ego's. He's the Ringo Starr of RLM.

[@tremapar]

I could swear I heard him try to say he wants some juicy Shaq meat

[@alchemist_x79]

"It's not fun to punch down, unless you're hitting a dwarf."-Mike Stoklasa If that isn't on a fortune cookie in the near future, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[@АндрейЦарьков-ч3х]

at the same time it's kinda sad that their lover Rich Evans was so far away, maybe they take turns

[@zen6455]

So brave of Rich Evans to compete with Santa for most awaited Christmas Cryptid.

[@marcoscandela5900]

😂😂 pure gold

[@filmjunkie975]

That's crazy that they all collectively, harmoniously, and non-chaotically decided to go with Silent Night Deadly Night Part 5 as their best of the worst.

[@POPCULTRONIC]

“Ayn Randian Santa Claus”: deepest cut of 2023, congrats Rich, Merry Objectivist Christmas! Now get in my sweat/workshop.

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Santa was always objectivist that's why he employs elves

[@thenpcnextdoor105]

I'm not seeing any comment about it, but what Jack is describing at the beginning is the ability Action Surge. Second wind is the ability for a fighter to use his bonus action to regain 1d10 + his fighter level HP. Also, welcome back Jack! :D

[@marlesimms]

Often the end of the holiday episodes is something fun or thematic or seasonal or even like a separate tape-destruction sequence, but for this one Mike and Rich just lost their fucking minds and, hey, that's the reason for the season, baby

[@friedporchetta]

It’s so surreal hearing Mike say “doge” it’s like a spirit possessed him and made him say it

[@lboijens2173]

I love how he said the dog from doge coin, like, you know, doge

[@stratuvarious8547]

Turns out elves make terrible handicapped ramps for disabled kids, who knew.

[@dustinbasham393]

Especially if the elves are filthy polacks

[@jahenrie86]

They were pollocks

[@commenter381]

They were North Polacks ​@@jahenrie86

[@adamkamieniarz9223]

Were they reffering to bad handyman skills of people of polish descent? I am polish and I dont get it.

[@georgeperkins4171]

​@@jahenrie86fish?

[@rocko7711]

Rich telling all of us the true meaning of Christmas, was the best gift of all

[@KarazolaX]

I was a production assistant on the set of the recent dungeons and dragons movie. I can confirm that both directors on set, Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley, each took turns saying "And... action! Dungeons and Dragons." Every take. They never explained why they kept repeating the property's name every time we did a take, but we weren't going to ask after they threw cold coffee on the assistant DP and ran her off the set in tears for 'questioning their vision'.

[@bosmeriosmosis215]

Good lord, makes the creation of the original Dungeons and Dragons a kinda sweet story.

[@liam2745]

@@bosmeriosmosis215how bad was the making of the original?

[@bubblegumrose777]

At least it was cold coffee.

[@bosmeriosmosis215]

@@liam2745 well i would reccomend typing in Rlm dungeoms and dragons commemtary, they explain it well. Basicallu the director SOMEHOW got the rights to DnD at thr age of like 16, and the movie was also made right behind the firsy Lotr making it look very bad.

[@kneau]

I can understand "Dungeons & Dragons, and... action!" but the reverse is just confusing.