Half in the Bag: Wonder Woman 1984

Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett's house and take advantage of his new 125 inch TV to watch the biggest movie event of two weeks ago, Wonder Woman 1984! The movie that eeeeveryone loves!

[@flibbittygibbitt]

It was a bold choice of Patty Jenkins to defeat the villain by letting Wonder Woman look straight at the camera and sing Imagine by John Lemon.

[@m.w.9899]

Wasn't that song written by Paul Banana?

[@flibbittygibbitt]

@@m.w.9899 Yes, I think George Hairyson was also involved in some way.

[@m.w.9899]

@@flibbittygibbitt Nope. You're thinking of Patrick Starr.

[@mr.guydude]

Are you guys talking about the Bootles?

[@williamcronshaw5262]

Hey now, everyone stop this arguing and Kumquat Together.

[@vinceoliross]

Kristin Wiigs character was set for failure when young Diana found out that cheetahs never win.

[@CC-wf2qb]

why have you done this to us?

[@lawrencerinehart5747]

Slide whistle.

[@frankmerker630]

That is the truth. And the truth is truly all we have

[@justincoleman3805]

Wow. It’s the joke everyone’s been making.

[@santirank]

Why are you like this?

[@jamescollinge5043]

The sudden reveal that her dad taught her an invisibility spell is extra funny when you remember that 90% of that first movie is her sneaking into places

[@thepsychedelicmystic2003]

...GOD DAMN IT I HATE THIS MOVIE MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY

[@DustinShaneYounce]

Does she have a dad? Wasnt she made out of clay on an all female island?

[@jamescollinge5043]

@@DustinShaneYounce That’s her classic origin, but in more modern retellings that’s just a lie told by her mother to cover up for having broken Themyscira’s laws and banged Zeus

[@DustinShaneYounce]

@@jamescollinge5043 Oh, that was in the first movie right? Haven't seen it since it came out and I remember her talking about her being made of clay, so I guess she was lied to? Then when did she meet her father to teach her the invisibility thing?

[@92brunod]

@@jamescollinge5043 So was Zeus there for her as a father to teach her spells?

[@shistyWolf]

Her ending speech sounded like a drunk girl trying to give her crying drunk friend a pep talk

[@s--b]

Kal-el no

[@isaiahgonzales9989]

@@moezess4846 Just because they're teenagers doesn't mean they have to watch this shitshow lol

[@unclephillymya]

just like the whole script

[@mkhachfe]

That is an INCREDIBLE comparison. 🤣

[@staceyann1180]

Those drunk girl pep talks can be really inspiring, you know! I can't tell you how many times they've inspired me to stop drunk crying and get out of the middle of the street!

[@nvmimfine99]

She's yelling about "the truth" into a tv camera that somehow transmits to everyone on earth. Didn't Neil Breen make a movie like that?

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

That's right, Jay.

[@NefariousKoel]

She needed multiple dead laptops and some satellite dishes attached to the trunk of her car to properly channel her inner Breenery.

[@ShaktiChaturvedi]

@@NefariousKoel Also Tuna, lots of cans of tuna

[@patrickmike2524]

Don’t you need cameras and microphones to pick up sound and picture and transmit it, not a beam of blue light?

[@SammEater]

All it was missing was for her to say "Isn't that immoral, isn't that illegal?" and it would have been a perfect Neil Breen speech.

[@zakkapradana7180]

In an earlier script it was revealed that when kristen wiig's character wished to become an apex predator, she turned into kevin spacey

[@aarondavidson6409]

Sheeeeet... well played

[@BigVorst]

Underrated comment of the... Well, not that it has been much of a year, yet.

[@chumbawambaRI]

*slide whistle*

[@am234523]

I literally spit out what I was drinking 😂😂💀💀

[@MrTim223]

47:20, they could have just said something like, "wish this could broadcast to everyone,"

[@boing615]

Opening act: Cheaters never win. Final act: Cheetah loses.

[@Winasaurus]

@Boy Pussoir And in this scene, you'll notice that the truck she throws the creep into is green. Now, you might think that it's just a green truck, but actually, it symbolizes Cheetahs inability to... *15 minutes of rambling* ...and that's why it's the best film I've ever seen. Truly powerful. Stanley Kubrick would be proud. - Vague samey film review channel

[@dylansmith5206]

Well..... As Zazu from Lion King would say- "Cheetahs never prosper"!

[@JeniJustJeni]

😘👌 - Perfection

[@JaviHunter95]

It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@lambrosk3790]

Ohhhhhh...they were cheating by wishing and the antagonist turned into a cheetah. Wow 😳 🤯 I thought this movie was pure garbage but now I realize it’s DEEP. ...very deep.

[@MrHawger]

"Don't cheat. Just enjoy the benefits you had from being born a child of the gods..."

[@frankmerker630]

also I am the only person on earth who benefits from renouncing my wish but it is important that I demand that other people renounce theirs to save humanity

[@knowdaqueen177]

“One day you’ll be ready.” Distressed 7yo Diana: “When!”

[@roysmith770]

@@frankmerker630 I doubt that guy with the machine gun is going to give up on his nukes.

[@sniffles8672]

Being scion of literally god is the ultimate cheating

[@Johnny0lovely69]

@@roysmith770 I think he did, but I don't think he was ever near a tv though.

[@AnishChari]

This movie was so bad that I walked out of my own house.

[@haleymist09]

😂

[@yanquiufo7113]

this is my new all-time favorite KZbin comment

[@dtmcgmcgr9081]

I saw someone try to watch it on the airplane. They did the same thing.

[@venuspluto67]

I saw it with my older brother on Xmas Day, and all I could say when it was over was, "Those superhero movies sure demand an awful lot of suspension of disbelief, don't they?"

[@BurazSC2]

4 days into 2021 and we already have the most overused joke of the year. Not a promising start.

[@HankFacepunch]

Spoiler - It's an hour of Rich Evans naming streaming services.

[@quantumcommunities7618]

Still more entertaining than WW1984

[@john_blues]

I could swear at one point he says "Boo-boo" TV. I hope that was a gag and not a real thing.

[@spooplegeist5260]

@@john_blues It’s a real thing. For the low, low price of $7.99 + tax each month, you too can watch a nonstop livestream of Honey Boo-Boo (from the hit TLC series, Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo) living out her days as meth-addicted trailer trash.

[@mutt9779]

@@john_blues I had a comment typed up along the liens of " meh, no [insert small streaming service hardly anyone knows about] sp screw that" Crunchyroll was the first that popped in my mind(and it has it anyway lol)

[@johnsensebe3153]

I'm pretty sure he missed Vudu and Xumo, though.

[@fettfan91]

Wishing to become an apex predator and turning into a cheetah is like wishing for the power of flight and turning into a pigeon.

[@Bawrabawla]

I half hoped she would turn into Godzilla and the movie would actually be fun

[@sooza6198]

I didn't like the movie either, but to be fair, cheetahs are by definition an apex predator. Just sayin'...

[@Corellian]

Well, they are apex predators, but it would have been funny if she had turned into a saltwater crocodile.

[@theintrovertedbrotherandsi6254]

Cheetahs aren't even apex predators in every area. They get killed by lions and leopards, and get bullied by hyenas.

[@eduardocherry7268]

@sooza yeah, and pigeons can fly. Still not ideal

[@baldmanbad8207]

I agree with Jay. The style of 80's felt very surface level. barely any 80's music, not a speckle of cocaine lol

[@circedge]

oh there was cocaine...

[@dis0rian461]

@@circedge clearly not enough cocaine

[@sinistrality7883]

yeah it's like on the opposite spectrum of captain marvel where that film hammers you that it's set in the 90s this one it barely looks like it's in the 80s.

[@morrits3969]

I feel like this movie could be like, 30% better with 30 minutes cut and 30 more minutes of 80s music

[@ColonelCorson]

It feels pretty disingenuous to have someone with immortality and a bunch of other superpowers tell normal people that they don't need their wishes to be happy.

[@jerome1lm]

Or a hollywood celebrity. And to suggest that the world is good as it is just shows how removed these people are from the reality of everyday people.

[@ColonelCorson]

@@jerome1lm Yeah, that too. That's very well said.

[@AndDidAndDid]

It's a nice reminder though of how the world has been during the pandemic.

[@snoopstp4189]

Be satisfied with the same crap everyone else has. Said every communist regime ever.

[@johnpanicker7590]

@@snoopstp4189 what?

[@videogamenostalgia]

The movie would have been way better if when Kristen Wiig wished to be an apex predator she transformed into Rich Evans

[@CaptainPRESIDENT]

She just turned into Jeffery Dahmer.

[@CommanderZx2]

What's funny is that the Cheatah is the only big cat not considered an apex predator, therefore the wish makes no sense.

[@Patte-chan]

Well, they couldn't have done that. Who would be able to suspend their disbelief so far that they could have Wonder Woman still win in the end.

[@frankieb9444]

Harvey Weinstein (Slide whistle)

[@kaneworthington]

@@frankieb9444 😂😂

[@jesswilliams7501]

Hearing Rich say Crunchyroll is somehow unnerving it's like two worlds that were never supposed to meet

[@613-shadow9]

mr. plinkett watches anime...

[@lukestover2207]

@@613-shadow9 chilling...

[@Amcsae]

What about Gaia?! That was more double-take inducing for me.

[@mrlaz9011]

@@613-shadow9 what anime do you think he watches?

[@jakey14344]

@@mrlaz9011 a bunch of Isekai. If he watches Ex-Arm, Mr. Plinkett will end up like Desmond from Smiling Friends if he ended up killing himself in front of Pim and Charlie.

[@CyGea]

The lack of 80s music blew my mind. It actual took me out of the movie. I was actively thinking of 80s songs that would fit the scenes, because there were none!

[@AlanRid]

I so wanted Relax to be playing over the party scene!

[@CJJC]

You had to settle for a different Frankie Goes to Hollywood song from the same album.

[@CyGea]

@@CJJC So...a song no one in the 80s actual knew.

[@CyGea]

@@AlanRid At the beginning of the mall scene, part of me really wanted to hear "Let's Go to the Mall" by Robin Sparkles (Scherbatsky)/Cobie Smulders.

[@CJJC]

Just because none of you lot have heard of Welcome to the Pleasuredome doesn’t mean it wasn’t an authentic 1980s song. Made a change from hearing one of the same ten songs of the era.

[@Lunchbox224]

The monologues in this movie sound like they're procedurally generated.

[@Quandry1]

They are procedurally generated. Most things in Hollywood that are all about the status quo are these days.

[@BrickBuster2552]

They are procedurally generated. That's how writing works.

[@fv2977]

The entire movie sounds procedurally generated.

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

"You will only become true by realize the truth by accepting the true truthiness of truth through truthality in finding the truth within your truth."

[@Lunchbox224]

@@luckyduckydrivingschool3615 No, I think that's just a Pete Buttigieg quote.

[@gwynevans6440]

I thought the scene where Princess Dianna is in a pretty serious car crash with Egyptians should've been saved for WW97

[@Eamonshort1]

Underrated comment my dude legit laughed out loud which I never do sitting alone in my room

[@spartacus778]

I laughed because i understood your joke!

[@Apple-ka]

my sides are in orbit

[@gretasstolendreams2154]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@FourOf92000]

I was born after that happened and I still find that a top-tier joke, have a hat 🎩

[@rawkguy4896]

8:47 This is why I love Redlettermedia. I don't think anyone can portray the frustrations of trying to watch a movie at home, especially with friends who are half interested, better than they did here. When Plinkett answers the call about the car warranty I couldn't stop laughing.

[@rawkguy4896]

@@zeppelinboys *BARK BARK*

[@haleymist09]

It was like a monkeys paw, too. Poor Jay and Mike wished for the downfall of the theaters for a kick add home theater, and then got what they wished for, car warranty calls and all.

[@a3vus]

Imagine writing a woman who is supposed to be strong and independent who is so haunted by a man she knew for a week 60 years ago that it nearly destroys the world

[@AlexanderLeset]

I haven't kept up with Half in the Bag for years, but I love that I can click on a random episode and the plot is still about Plinket trying to watch Night Court

[@rhetiq9989]

I’m glad they’re still running along with the thing that works most with the audience instead of doing a cash grab reboot of it

[@Commanderziff]

I'm beginning to suspect he'll never get to watch Night Court.

[@eddefy22]

I love night court!oh judge Anderson!

[@Mbeluba]

@@Commanderziff I'm beggining to suspect fixing the vcr isn't actually Mike and Jay's priority.

[@fluffiedoom]

🤣

[@geofft.1959]

imagine a kid in Gotham trying to renounce his wish to have his parents back...

[@lowercase21]

Holy shit, you got em there which means that poor little bat obsessed kid had to renounce his wish lol God this movie is horrible. You would think instead of BVS it would have been BVW.

[@blankblank1138]

⁰Ppl

[@rasalasblack]

Kacha! You nailed it. 👏👏👏

[@darthdrake3095]

Martha

[@taylorwest6986]

LoL! That's dark.

[@achievement84]

Night Court first aired in January of 1984. Who would have guessed that 36 years later, it would be a pivotal plot point in the intro skit for RedLetterMedia's review of Wonder Woman 1984 (also in January)? It's all so fitting.

[@WeeSleeket]

It's like poetry. They rhyme.

[@motorcycleboy9000]

What's your meaning? Night Court just came out a year ago.

[@jludwig5374]

17:42 I almost spit my drink out when Jay said the homeworld for female warriors was called "mascara"

[@vario6492]

The funniest thing about this is, he wasn't far off from the actual name which is just hilarious

[@alexsilva28]

They should've had Steve come back and whisper in Diana's ear "No one is ever really gone..."

[@alexsilva28]

@@jamesduncan6729 that's what's so powerful about it

[@santiagoo.6172]

A shot showing jars full of Steve clones?

[@WreckingWood]

She flys now!

[@alexsilva28]

@@WreckingWood She flies now?

[@FerrerBarr]

😂🤣👌🏻 Dead!

[@nemo-zl1vm]

"At some point, something has to matter." Jay's rather obvious insight is more profound than anything in this movie.

[@gg829]

No Jay, this is the new normal.

[@tronali5703]

Jay doesn't get that this movie is a homage to the cheesy and nonsensical comic book movies of the 1980s...just with CGI and a 2.5hour runtime.

[@PlaylistGeneral]

@@tronali5703 The thing with having a homage is that unless it does something new and interesting with the material being referenced, the best it can do is remind you of better media you could be experiencing. If that homage itself is original, that's cool - but at this point we're fetishizing the 80s primarily for an audience that either didn't experience it, or forgot it was an absolute fucking nightmare era of AIDS and nuclear panic. It's not even nostalgic anymore, just an aesthetic, and one we've seen a thousand times.

[@luiginastro8831]

@@tronali5703 An awful homage, you mean. Just because something is a homage to something, doesn't make it automatically good.

[@MazrimTaim]

"Life needs things to live" -Taliesin Jaffe

[@smoke__weed]

"Hold on, I have to eat these potato chips while I talk." - Every kid with a mic on video games

[@SpecialAgentBillMaxwell]

I wish someone would explain to these Hollywood types that surveillance cameras don't actually store footage inside them.

[@Literally-God]

They could've easily edited WW's entrance being her destroying the cameras instead of making that her exit. OR, even better. Have her big exciting entrance be the audience seeing the surveillance cameras getting destroyed by something, we don't know yet and assume it's the crooks doing it to cover their tracks (cause they thought that'd work). Then we see WW's entrance being her catch her crown... thing (whatever it's called that she wears on her head) as the camera sticks to WW looking ready to fight those crooks as the music swells. Thoughts?

[@BrandonToy]

@@Literally-God You just put more thought into it then they did.

[@JeffRiyasat]

Kristen Wigg being jealous of Wonder Woman’s shoes has been the best motivation for a DCCU villain so far.

[@halinanowak781]

Yup

[@casbyness]

It's the universal constant of feminist movies undermining themselves whenever they get into specifics: Movie: Behold! Our strong, stunning and brave female character! Audience: Okay. So what kinda stuff does she do? Movie: Uhh. Hmm. I dunno. She's a woman...so...hmm. I guess...she gets pursued by two hot guys at the same time, creating a love triangle where she has to decide which one she likes most? That's a strong woman thing, right? Right?! Audience: *facepalm*

[@charliebeecher2199]

It was truly embarrassing I couldn't believe what I was watching and this is the best feminist empowerment has to offer? Not just in this movie but in any series or movie they get their hands on, maybe apart from the silence of the lambs

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

@@casbyness I'm reminded of Evangeline Lily who only agreed to play Tauriel in The Hobbit movies if she didn't have a love triangle, because she didn't want the movie to add in a new female character in the Tolkein universe just for that. Execs agreed initially, then a few rewrites and corporate meddling later she was in one.

[@lorrainem.swartzentruber3077]

So condescending. I don't even want to watch this movie now.

[@alvarotavares1966]

2012: "I don't need piracy, I have Netflix!" 2021: "There's so fucking many Netflixes I have to resort to piracy!"

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

I dont remember anyone saying that. I remember people still saying they would pirate because they didn't want to pay for a subscription service.

[@frankmerker630]

It is genuinely a hassle to find out what service a movie/tv show is streaming, especially considering cost factors and also especially if you live outside the United States

[@nake89]

@@TheOriginal_Unaleska People definitely said that, though. The problem is not paying for a service. The problem is having to pay for multiple services. "The pirate library" is way better than paying for 1000x individual services. Mind you, some shows cant even be found legally. E.g. Like I cant even get all Love it or List it Too episodes from anywhere. Why is that? Because these ahole people who own these shows hoard them.

[@wiziek]

HBO MAX isn't available everywhere just like Disney+...

[@KarbineKyle]

This is accurate! 👍

[@AMac-qd6ft]

"Diana, flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Chris Pine

[@paulmumford7595]

I thought about that too. Douglas Adams

[@destroybot3000]

DON’T PANIC

[@itsd0nk]

Jay’s gun changes into a shotgun in the middle of the shooting and then back into a handgun. That whole sequence is fucking hilarious.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

It's faster than reloading

[@brandoncontreras3636]

“The opening, I think, is like 18 minutes long” Half in the bag is now completely self-aware.

[@johnmiller599]

nice one

[@frankmerker630]

Always has been

[@playswithswordsllc8678]

Speaking of "non-selfish wishes"...sometime in 1984, a young Bruce Wayne wishes his parents were alive, then a few minutes later has to wish them dead once more. This will never come up or be mentioned again.

[@ctrlmag7107]

I saw some edit where the song that played during the scene of the Wayne murder was also playing during WW’s “truth” speech in the bunker. Whether or not that sound played in WW84 I don’t know, but it got me thinking that maybe that speech was directed at Bruce. Might be too clever for that movie tho

[@oranmcclintock302]

@@ctrlmag7107 It is the same soundtrack from BvS, a track titled "A Beautiful Lie"

[@chiquita683]

If he did they would have came back in other people's body like Steve. Batman wouldn't take someone else's life away so that he could have his parents, he'd revoke his wish.

[@pocketsesmcflurry2146]

@@oranmcclintock302 it was so weird when that started playing. I actually really like that track but it makes no sense in the context of the movie, it'd be like if Han Solo's theme showed up during the climactic lightsaber fight in Return of the Jedi.

[@Jose-se9pu]

Then people wonder why he is so angry

[@amadeusdebussy6736]

A "nerdy" woman getting bullied by the other employees OF A MUSEUM! Yeah...that's believable, museum staffs are just crawling with emotionally juvenile jocks and mean-girls. :-|

[@Johnny0lovely69]

Honestly that only made sense if they thought she was a lesbian.

[@juggmkj]

@@Michael-on3ku We can only hope...

[@DinoSDB]

Best coment! I laughed so hard 😂

[@ntr10me]

"...staff OF A MUSEUM" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That being said, the security staff at the ROM in Toronto are kinda jock-adjacent, finding minimalist of moments to throw their 'weight' around. ...well some of them do, but now you've learned more about some random Canadian museum than you probably wanted out of a youtube comment. Cheers.

[@staceyann1180]

@@ntr10me I'm very glad I know! I've never been to Canada but when I eventually make it to Toronto, I will wave at the ROM and think of you.

[@andyinwards2119]

Internet superstar Rich Evans and Mr. Plinkett sharing the screen together. Now I can die happy.

[@theyoushowshow6605]

Why wasn't this just an hour of Rich talking to himself?

[@MikesterMF]

I genuinely expected that, and then a shot of Jay and Mike saying: "Eh. It was fine."

[@michaelshand-wilde4284]

That's precisely what I was expecting. More special Plinkett reviews for outstandingly poor movies.

[@johnsongammon7196]

@@MikesterMF at

[@michaelshand-wilde4284]

I miss his commentary, interspersed with slice-of-life verite insights e.g. "..ejaculating blood into a storm drain" which made me gut laugh out loud - a rarity.

[@mikecontra8844]

Your body isn't ready!!

[@peckenhamm123]

I can't tell how many, if any, of those streaming services are jokes

[@johnt.campbell316]

I think that's the joke. It's gotten to the point where you can't even tell the real ones from the fake ones. There's too many of them.

[@johnsnow04]

I think none. Because, yes, somehow even imdb has a streaming service.

[@ahomicidaltaco]

@@johnsnow04 IMDB has a streaming service?

[@johnsnow04]

@@ahomicidaltaco Yes, called Freedive. Its free probably because nobody will ever pay for that

[@Gideon13397]

@@johnt.campbell316 I actually have a disturbing feeling that none of them are fake.

[@staceygram5555]

Every 'strong female character' is the first 'strong female character', it seems.

[@SideshowBob44]

Same with the first black superhero.

[@Winasaurus]

@@SideshowBob44 Just wait till Blade hears that War Machine AND Black Panther were both the first black superheroes.

[@staceygram5555]

@@Winasaurus Storm was also the first. Stunning and brave, paving the way for many more firsts who were also stunning and brave for being the first and paving the way for even more firsts who were also stunning and brave for being the first and so on...

[@613-shadow9]

Meteor Man says hi

[@Moony1568]

Just write human beings. It’s not hard ffs

[@JonathanRossRogers]

BTW, "Max Power" is a hairdryer setting.

[@nicholasvinen]

That's where Homer got his new name from.

[@JonathanRossRogers]

@@nicholasvinen Exactly!

[@enricotruffi5778]

“At some point, something has to matter” - Jay Bauman, 2021

[@nicolasmontes7207]

actually I think its from their Batman & Robin commentary, ironically enough

[@frankmerker630]

actually pretty sure this was filmed in 2020 so thats when he said that quote

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

@@frankmerker630 his citation format credits the date of publishing rather than the date of filming

[@turtleanton6539]

2021 gonna show him

[@gretasstolendreams2154]

Thats where he’s wrong, funnily enough.

[@lauramitrea]

The 'truth' speech landed about as well as the 'imagine' celebrity sing song.

[@mabusestestament]

Works great as a short film double feature 🍻

[@makara80]

It’s even worse when one appreciates that the person/persons who wrote that awful speech likely wouldn’t know ‘the truth’ even if it jumped up and bit them on the arse... ;)

[@rc0ll18]

The irony is the people she's singing 'Imagine' to can't even imagine her playing Cleopatra

[@TheEpikak]

@@rc0ll18 bbbbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnn

[@chowderwhillis9448]

It’s not a coincidence she literally learns how to fly after she send Chris Pine away and is free from the shackles of men...

[@robinmaibals1193]

Yea, the Amazonian island of Mascara. Where all the women spend their days painting their eyebrows and giving each other perfect cat eyes. Ruled by their Queen Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it.

[@koala1246]

Good job. I approve your comment.

[@disturbedone8731]

Lol Damn that was a good comment

[@destinyhero4795]

Im chocked Lmao

[@BlueisNotaWarmColour]

I thought it was called Thyroid Mascara

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

If it's a hereditary title, I'd assume she was definitely born with it. _drum fill_

[@labyrinthwomb]

It takes place in 1984 because Thor: Ragnarok was popular, and it had a retro feel. That's literally it.

[@MegaTooSlick]

Once the first poster came out with the same color pallette as Thor all I saw on social media was people calling it Wonder Women: Ragnorak which was pretty accurate.

[@92brunod]

Is it really that hard to write 'Ragnarok'? I swear most people write Ragnorok or something like that. I'll give you credit, though, Ragnorak doesn't even sound like the actual word.

[@AspenBrightsoul]

@@92brunod You sound like one of those guys that say "Um actually it's octopi."

[@92brunod]

@@AspenBrightsoul Only if you said 'octipo'

[@92brunod]

@@stanbrule9357 Finally someone who spells Regirock correctly.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

When I saw the first Wonder Woman, I wished that they would make a sequel. I renounce my wish.

[@jasonhowell7601]

Like they said the wish stone was like a monkey's paw, by wishing for a Wonder Woman sequel my friend you got it but then something terrible happened which was WW84, damn sorry brother.

[@D0NU75]

you got monkey paw'd boyee

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@D0NU75 THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR!

[@rhetiq9989]

The long winded speeches about truth in the movie all feel like what you’d write to fill up a required word count in your school essay

[@carlotta4th]

Yeah, the whole time I was thinking "truth? This movie isn't about truth. It's about *desire*. WW's desire for Steve, Max's desire to be someone. It's about what lengths you're willing to go to for desire... what do they keep talking about truth for, this isn't a PBS show where we need a moral spelled out to us."

[@dumbumbumbum8649]

@@carlotta4th I think it was more that wish fulfillment is lying to yourself and that she needed to face the reality that she couldn’t have Steve back.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

Hey it’s nice to see that Mike likes Doom Patrol. Robotman’s arc of never being able to feel another human’s touch again must have been really relatable

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

😂

[@toryslapper69]

WW84 is one of those films i'm entirely content to just experience through other people's takes on the internet

[@hinder90]

Just content? I’m grateful! Watching this would have made my head hurt.

[@leecameron9226]

@@hinder90 I got as far as the car chase scene in Egypt that scene was laughably bad the slow mo shots really should stay in the early 2000s

[@fashioncorpse]

Chris pine looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.

[@yalishandatsundah8268]

i laughed very loud at this

[@snoopstp4189]

I've liked EVERY Chris Pine movie I've ever seen except for ST Beyond and this stinker. Just look at the maniacal joker like grin on his face when he tells Diana to wish him away.

[@sirshotty7689]

Snoop STP Steve knows this franchise is shit and he wants to die

[@sirshotty7689]

@@l0-r3z43 never heard of that actor before

[@bigbake132]

"Matt Da-mon"

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

Ironically, If Mike had the Wish Rock, He would wish for all the beer in the world, but in return the stone would make him eternally sober

[@ghostshrimp5006]

My god.....the horror...

[@FernandoRaulAstrology]

No, he would wish for better star trek. I would.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@FernandoRaulAstrology It's a Star Wars and Star Trek Crossover.

[@CaptainPRESIDENT]

He would wish for Shatner to like him, which would somehow make Picard despise him.

[@ZillaTheTegu]

If he wished for that, then all the beer would be permanently warm.

[@darthgramcracker6359]

I don’t think people understand how good this is, the first 5 minutes are literally just two characters both played by Rich Evans talking to each other

[@SpellCommander91]

As a former Quibi employee, I was waiting for that joke and it still nearly nearly killed me 🤣

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

Sorry to hear you worked for Quibi, I hope things bounced back 👌

[@haleymist09]

Did you follow Quibis path and work at Roku now? 🎉

[@RivaRiva222]

"I wish to be an apex predator" *Kirsten Wigg slowly transforms into Bill Cosby*

[@Venislovas]

She is white, so she becomes Ghislaine Maxwell or female version of Jimmy Savile

[@slimjimpui]

Only when she says the magic words; "Zip zup zippitybup"

[@voilvelev6775]

oh nooooooo

[@rhetiq9989]

Or Jeffrey Dahmer

[@hozzoh9936]

Now THAT's a movie I would watch

[@_skeptile_]

"This world was beautiful, just as it was! And you can't have it all, you can only have the truth!" Glad to see Neil Breen is getting work as a scriptwriter.

[@ian_b]

Wonder Woman: I Am Here Now

[@AStrategyGameDev]

51:07 , also how fucked up is it, that this literal superior being, just tells everyone that the status quo is good, and that is the truth and that it should just stay that way? Really easy for her to say, shes immortal, pretty and strong. but she couldn't have her dead boy toy. very much a "If I can do without my gold plated toilet, then you can do without food or water"

[@Winasaurus]

It comes across the same as when rich/powerful christian people tell those suffering from disease/accidents "God has a plan for you". Easy for you to say.

[@wilfdagless5706]

This is Hollywood, where simultaneously they push "rich people are bad" while also being rich and bathing in their wealth, just to be praised for it.

[@matthewchapman6305]

@SA - 12ZZ 751106 John Fraser SS Which is hilarious, because again, that can easily translate into “do not question the status quo because that will only create chaos!” lol

[@JeniJustJeni]

😬

[@danielclark7020]

That final speech would be amazing in Neil Breen’s voice.

[@Pennywaffer]

I heard Rich Evans only agreed to this cameo on the condition his character would be killed off. Such a great send off.

[@casbyness]

Ehh. They'll pay him a bunch of money and he'll be back as a 'memory' in two episodes time. He'll forgive Jay for killing him and absolutely won't be a force ghost in any way.

[@CrudeBuster]

he's immortal according to the lore

[@tadpolegaming4510]

"I don't care." -Harrison Ford

[@erikhulthen8662]

When they got to Dianas speech at the end, it hit me. This is more or less a Neil Breen Movie. Both in it´s foundation and it´s execution.

[@greggonsky]

Isn't that immoral???

[@NeblogaiLT]

I've only watched the tuna movie, but what Neil Breen made there was so strange that it was almost arthouse instead of junk. So I think it is a disservice to compare it to a comic movie.

[@silverschannel8578]

@@democrrrracymanifest NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A BREEN!

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

It’s a magical day!

[@Commanderziff]

I'm going to assume that the boys favorite Python sketch is "The Cheese Shop". They really love "We're just gonna spend the next five minutes listing things" humor.

[@noone3216]

"Max Power? Great name!" "Thanks! I got it off a hairdryer."

[@Miles_de_Arete]

I love the fact that Rich is talking to himself for 4 minutes.

[@JohnnyZenith]

He isn't you plonk, he's talk to Mr Plin....Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy godddddddddd!

[@funkdungus839]

yep!

[@sinisterkirkSR2]

You bet'cha

[@Miles_de_Arete]

@@JohnnyZenith Meanwhile, Jay is dead inside

[@tobiwonkanogy2975]

One man short film when ? when all of the actors are Rich Evans and that Mr.Plinkett guy . That Plinkett could body double for Rich anyday

[@themessygentleman5010]

"She flys now?!" "She flys now"

[@rhetiq9989]

“Somehow Diana flew”

[@whos-the-stiff]

She flies now !

[@zachsutton9866]

THEY. FLY. NOW!!!!

[@jimmymcmorgan7827]

She.... FLY'S NOW!!!

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

Literally what I said when I watched the movie

[@apathyboy]

Cheetahs aren't even apex predators, they get their kills stolen and their cubs eaten by lions and hyenas...

[@sonic4sale]

"One day you'll become everything you dream of and more". Way to set your child up for failure.

[@Mansplainer2099-jy8ps]

Well, the person saying it is doing it to the child of the god of gods while trying to teach that child to take the long cut and not get greedy etc.

[@HorizzonCS]

Tbf she is saying it to the fucking kid of zeus

[@moomoopuppy5810]

She should have started singing "imagine" with everyone joining in like the old Coca-Cola commercials and everyone becomes normal.

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

*with everyone joining in WITH a coca cola! that'd have been truly awesome!

[@Phoenix0F8]

like old coca-cola commercials, or like just a few months ago in real life when Gal Gadot did just that

[@schiz0phren1c]

"IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN GRANDMA AND GRANDPAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" is all I can think now, I used to fancy Gal Gadot, Now I Imagine her and all the other hollywood trash rotting together.

[@moomoopuppy5810]

@@Phoenix0F8 Yup, I'm just busting her balls for doing that. The funny thing is that the next celeb after she kicks it all off was her co-star Kristen Wiig.

[@justink4060]

Just put in the end of Mad Men, Wonder Woman is meditating and reaches enlightenment while “I’d Like To Buy a Coke” begins to play

[@ralphengland8559]

I knew it was over the moment Diana tell Wiig that she's so funny and personable at dinner based on a joke or conversation that takes place off-screen, before the scene starts.

[@TheOdyssey989]

The classic tell don’t show

[@pokeman5000]

My all time favorite is the cold cut in with 2 characters just laughing and saying something reminiscent to only them and immediately dropping the subject to discuss the plot.

[@-Azure.EXE-]

Fucken hell that distracted me.

[@nackskott12]

This is what happens when a writer hears the phrase “start late, end early” and doesn't actually get what it means.

[@moanguspickard249]

@@nackskott12 explain?

[@Johnny.H.Rickensien]

The chase works in Raiders because we know Jones is just a regular guy and can die at any moment... This is a superhero movie where the protagonist is a demi-god... Even though they tried to create tension by making her lose her powers but the problem is we know she can't die so it deflates the tension.

[@nshandy]

Yes find it strange that Patty Jenkins, who’s father was a fighter pilot, has such inaccuracies with the aviation stuff.

[@MovieMagic515]

She didn't write it.

[@eugenetighe945]

@@MovieMagic515 yes she did. They let her create the whole narrative. And that, I believe, is what doomed the movie from the get go. A good directer isn't necessarily a great writer.

[@69mickswagg]

"I wish to be the wish stone." Literally turns into the wish stone. Movie over.

[@pareidolist]

Phenomenal cosmic power... itty-bitty living space.

[@SideshowBob44]

Yeh, he didn’t say I want the powers of the wish stone. And wishes normally troll you in some way but he got amazing powers out of it.

[@dodojesus4529]

@@SideshowBob44 yeah, forget the monkey paw, this requires reinterpretation to not turn him into a rock

[@pepepoopsonthefarright7531]

it so dense, it has so much going on in each word

[@JdeMolay]

@@SideshowBob44 The troll was he was slowly dying.

[@secretninja35]

I actually thought they were going to list streaming services for the whole hour long video and never get to the movie.

[@hooptiejones]

Glad I occasionally peruse the comments first. I had this exact thought. Thumbs to you over me saying the same. Before they stopped, I was kinda hoping for a repeat of the Star Wars Holiday Special review.

[@kubli365]

@@hooptiejones They totally would have done that if it weren't January

[@AdamRelayson]

Same.

[@madgick3]

Yeah I thought it was gonna be like the Maze Runner review

[@snavs420]

Pedro Pascal was probably the only actor in the film that truly knew what kind of movie he was in.

[@DJGuRu0071]

God bless that man

[@zakkeil3954]

This is one of my all time favorite movies, simply because the studio spent millions on a movie that essentially went straight to home video, only for it to become comparable to any of the hundreds of B-movies that RLM reviews on a regular basis

[@Nehelenia3000]

The slow closeup of Jay while he loses the will to live is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year. I laughed out loud.

[@quantumcommunities7618]

And that's saying a lot given that this year is 8 minutes long so far.

[@lawrencerinehart5747]

Imagine The Incredible Hulk Lonely Man theme along with it. Waterfalls.

[@CaptainPRESIDENT]

That was brilliant. Finally can watch a film without the drawbacks of a public cinema...

[@alexsilva28]

That hit home for me as that's literally how much noise there is during the day in my house, he'll even worse... It's the reason I wait pass 11PM to watch shit

[@mightymcloven3321]

I clapped.

[@MP197742]

The “Ride the Lightning” album from Metallica came out in 1984. Get it? She was riding the lightning. In 1984.

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

Twisted Sister’s Stay Hungry album came out in ‘84 too, I choose to believe there’s an alternate universe where the movie has several uncomfortably silent scenes of Wonder Woman eating tuna while driving a car through the desert.

[@d3nza482]

Had they like... actually worked on the theme of truth... like with some writers who like... understood themes and stuff... WW lassoing a lightning with her lasso of truth could have worked as a power that is not a mere lie detector but a tool which grabs onto truth... taps into... latches on if you will... to the fabric of reality itself. Regardless of illusions and delusions. Then in the end, she could have been connecting to everyone through the power of truth and have them realize the truth that their selfish little materialistic wishes (which all came at a cost) were not worth the destruction of the world, and the mass of that global realization collapsing the "wish field", "wish force", "wish-fish" or whatever it is that Maxipad Trump was broadcasting.

[@kaykutcher2103]

One of my neighbours also came out in 1984 boy what a year.

[@morbidhead4261]

It's from the comics that predate the said album. Still a great callback. Superhero flicks need more metal in them.

[@seand7042]

@@JeffTheBunnySlayer that sounds like a Neil Breen film

[@TheHappyKamper]

As usual, I totally agree with Jay. I said the same points during the movie. Especially on the point about it barely referencing the 80s. It flooded 80s references at the start for sure, but then it was just the occasional "oh yeah it's the 80s, throw in an old car or piece of clothing".

[@NormieNerddom]

It's hilarious watching Hollywood try to write strong female characters thinking they're doing it for the first time all the while forgetting the strong female characters that were created without trying to.

[@morganwhaley9119]

Wonder Woman is the literal OG strong female character and they fucked it up

[@NorthernRealmJackal]

Yeah.. you'd think that "strong female characters" are just strong characters that are coincidentally also female. But fortunately Hollywood did their gender studies homework, and learned to recognize a character's Level of Opression (LoO)™ as their single most defining trait. Thus, female characters must obviously be considered *female* first, and *characters* second. There's a joke about subtle sexism and multilayered irony in here somewhere.

[@DarkAngelEU]

@@NorthernRealmJackal How is that kind of sexism subtle? More importantly, how is this kind of sexism being encouraged by actual women in the West?

[@gustavvaip1600]

@@melfsacidtarot4220 man of wo

[@Waltersop]

i think thats why the first movie was such a hit. It sold itself as a fun summer blockbuster, no artificial female empowerment about it. Its the audience that liked it that decided the movie was a great piece of cinematic feminism, not the other way around, not like Captain Marvel. I have no idea how WW2 was promoted however.

[@matthewcouto10]

I love how the movie was so forgettable that Mike just started calling Pedro Pascal's character 'Max Powers' lmao.

[@Gideon13397]

Pedro Pascal is actually a good actor, too bad he was wasted in this movie.

[@tonygmichael6434]

Dude plays football for Sunderland :D & also a film editor aswell as a successful car magazine!

[@rhetiq9989]

That’s more effort than just plainly calling him by the actor’s name like Chris Pine lol

[@JohnnyZenith]

Mike annoyed me little as Jay was right. Very little of the movie has anything to do with the 80s.

[@Tamo1848]

This review came out within an hour of me finishing the movie. I starting watching the review and completely forgot that his name was not actually Max Powers until I saw this comment.

[@OfficialMaxBox]

How Rich Evans talking back and forth between himself listing every possible subscription service can be more entertaining than the movie itself is.. well, it certainly says a lot about society.

[@LogicKidroy]

Says more about you and the Movie to be honest..

[@cowetascore8476]

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[@paulschlichting930]

So true...

[@logananderson2256]

We truly live on a planet

[@ioanbotez7128]

Indeed, it's quite the joke, TBH. The industry has no clue what causes piracy, it seems

[@richardstork]

51:11 I loved the line: "the illusion of emotion, the illusion of something grand happening". This is got the footage and music fools you. Basically that was like the whole Cloud Atlas to me

[@TheAsphyx666]

About the 80's factor: yes, they made it clear the movie was set in the 80s and they played that up A LOT. The problem is that it never felt, like the actual 80s. Rather, it felt like the 80s seen through a cynical 2020s perspective, fake and somewhat distorted. Like the way that almost every single man in the movie (especially in the first half) is portrayed as a lecherous hound that treats women as trophies and objects. Yes, it was another time where such behaviour was more prevalent, but the way it's depicted in this film is almost comical. Btw, even if she were to turn a plane invisible to the naked eye, it would still show up on radar, would it not?

[@generaljackripper666]

Hundreds of millions of dollars were spent to bring you this review.

[@oplawlz]

I'm starting to think mike and jay created this whole series as an excuse to shoot rich evens over and over.

[@haiqal5333]

You just realized that now?

[@thegreenbaron6439]

OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!

[@tylerdurden5303]

It's a shame Wonder Woman couldn't make Batman's Troop Carrier plane disappear when they reached Steppenwolf's holdout. It would have made their mission easier...

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

Its also a shame Wonder Woman didn't make herself disappear when she was in no man's land fighting off snipers in the first movie.

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

@@Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast she should've used her speech on Darksied, I'm sure he would've kept searching for anti-life somewhere else

[@charmander466]

Or use the fancy armor after getting her ass kicked.

[@frocat5163]

I'm pretty sure the aircraft they steal is a General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark. They have (had; they've been retired from service) an operational range of 4,200. It's about 5,800 miles from DC to Cairo, so, no, the plane they stole absolutely couldn't make it from DC to Cairo. In the military, the plane would probably be refueled midair by a KC-135 based in Europe.

[@nicholasvinen]

Is that range on internal fuel or loaded with drop tanks? One way or round trip? The F111 was one of the longest range fighter-bombers ever made but yeah, 5800 miles without refueling is a real stretch.

[@avenderiel]

Maybe the Invisibility spell reduced drag so they gained some range, or a wizard did it.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

I was surprised that WW didn’t say 'Love, Life, Laughter' in her closing speech. Most of her dialogue sounds like it came from the inspirational plaques you find in gift shops.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

"I pinned this on my wish board..."

[@frod79]

'Home is family'

[@Tom-kc9hg]

This is about the level of intelligence the female director was capable of.

[@kingxerocole4616]

"Eat, Shit, Die"

[@iannordin5250]

yeah cause a woman wrote it

[@damagecase138]

FUN FACT: WW84 was written by the same screenwriter that wrote the 2005 masterpiece “DOOM”. Everything makes some sort of nonsense now

[@IntrusiveThot420]

Yeah it's weird, because the 2017 Wonder Woman is hands down the best DC film of its era (barring the Nolan batman movies)

[@Jawbone_666]

Doom is a fucking treasure

[@frankmerker630]

Yeah I’m pretty sure Geoff Johns has been like the Kevin Feige of the DC movie franchise, which would explain why everything is terrible

[@rubix41]

Ha ha, I was suprised by that too! Going from Synder to that guy who wrote Doom (the film was in 2005, Doom from ID was way before that younglings)

[@marvingonzalez8586]

@@frankmerker630 johns is an awesome comic writer and also he's not the Fiege that's Walter Hamada

[@yaboityler2617]

I really liked the part where Wonder Woman steals the plane. And Steve looks in the camera and says "What are we, some kind of suicide squad?"

[@LibeRevolution]

My wife really wanted to watch this movie. We started it and when the mall shootout happened in the second scene, and Wonder Woman looks at the camera and says “I hate guns,” my wife shut the movie off. So I never actually watched the whole thing lol

[@chadhiggins7171]

Lol your wife sounds like a keeper. You guys definitely dodged a bullet 😂

[@wewantthefunk73]

The first 7 minutes of this video had more action, drama, character development, plot introduction and advancement, tension, and resolution than the entire WW84.

[@sinacide11]

This sounds like the sort of movie where you feel dumber by the time it’s over.

[@dillonbuffington303]

I am in a sad point of my life where I live with my parents in my 30's. Arizona really is a PLACE! We turned wonderWOman 19xx on Christmas day to give it a chance because we were bored and kinda snowed in. I got extremely high before watching it. I told my parents before hand, days beforehand, that getting very high before this movie was my game plan and the only way i could make it through. There was some point in the first hour of the movie that all of us at the same time said "im done" (I think steve showed up out of the shower and talked about a watch or his abs idk) and we just got up and left the room and went on to do our own thing on Christmas day. No joke my parents cancelled HBO the next month. Watching this brings me great joy that I never finished it with my parents. I feel like my dad would have developed a thing for cat ladies and my mother would have got into leathercrafting.

[@vxxiii4160]

I love how Jay CONSTANTLY refers to Chris Pine's character as "Steve Rogers" lmfao

[@trevorrogers95]

Hello there.

[@stunner9005]

Steve Rogers would be a better love interest than Chris Pine’s character.

[@rhetiq9989]

I recently rewatched their Winter Soldier HITB and at the time they still referred to Steve as Aaron Rogers all the time lol so it’s nice to see a progression on that little arc of theirs. Now Steve Rogers is in their mind while mistaking another guy’s name for his

[@ianucci]

The name Steve Trevor brings to mind some in-joke Kevin Smith put in mallrats when someone confusingly yells "tell him Steve Dave!"

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

“Don’t you know they’re rebooting night court?” Genuinely don’t know if this is a joke or not

[@charlottecorday8494]

It's true, they're rebooting it centered around Dan Fielding.

[@charlottecorday8494]

@Lord Brain They'll all be a woke nightmare

[@cornbredx]

I mean... you could Google it very easily, but why bother when you can just make a comment on a KZbin show instead?

[@lookoutforchris]

@@charlottecorday8494 they would be mixed race, Bud would be trans and Kelly would be a communist.

[@valonquar1]

It's a sequel series. Think "Night Court: The Next Generation"

[@mckinleyostvig7135]

This movie made very little sense, so I don't want to defend it, but I will say the reason Diana mentioned her father at 40:00 is because her father is Zeus and we find out in the first movie that Zeus made the magic island of the Amazons invisible. Still an awful incoherent bloated movie with way too much cheese for me, but I did want to correct that point.

[@fritschxf]

As a big comic fan I have 2 say there are some great wonder women stories out there. Allot of talented comic authors have taken the character in exciting directions and there are some great arcs that could be made straight into a movie. It’s sad that with the decades worth of stories that have been written about her they couldn’t find any inspiration to tell a decent story

[@avanticurecanti9998]

>get internet celebrity Rich Evans >kill his character Wouldn't be surprised if he never did anything with RLM again.

[@Marinealver]

They all die from COVID

[@JOEWAGH]

Sorry, Rich doesn't do podcasts.

[@TheStupidrule]

You really think they can afford a superstar like Rich Evans for more than one scene? Those hack frauds are lucky he was willing to do this much.

[@rosenbarabas7954]

Wait, that's Rich Evans!? But that's a different guy!

[@krunchie101]

It's okay it was just a clone

[@dmc1673]

Rich Evans saying the word "crunchy roll" knowing he had to search that up made me laugh out loud.

[@dmc1673]

@@caucasoidape8838 or maybe he was just going down the list of streaming services??

[@dmc1673]

@@CarrotConsumer there are some games that are quite "weeby" too though.

[@jdilla5622]

......the flashback to her on mascara, or whatever the f**k her planet is"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 17:39

[@marcespinoza6068]

Someone thought the idea of Chris Pine's character having an 80's outfit try on montage was hilarious and this is the entire reason the movie in set in the 80's. No other reason makes sense because this scene does not belong in this movie.

[@gzz8551]

I’m fucking sick to death of seeing “awkward nerd drops lots of papers in public” trope. Cos you know, the papers signify nerdyness and the dropping signifies awkwardness. I wonder if they’ll discover their confidence at some point...

[@frankmerker630]

they mention that the exact same thing happened in Ghostbusters 2016. I swear to god that she does the exact same cat-claw-purr thing in Ghostbusters too

[@Jose-se9pu]

I'm tired of "nerd person stops using glasses and suddenly becomes hot AF"

[@SideshowBob44]

Don’t forget people always walk past and laugh/don’t help until the main character does!

[@mortified0]

Damn, not only was the plot set in the 80's, so were the tropes!

[@grunkleg.3110]

@@Jose-se9pu Seriously, glasses are already hot AF. I honestly think Wiig looked more attractive _with_ the glasses than without (down to personal preference, I know, but my point remains). Hollywood once again proving how out of touch it is