Half in the Bag Episode 92: Pixels

Mike and Jay (along with Rich and Jack) attempt to comprehend the thought process that would go into creating a lazy, creatively-bankrupt film such as Adam Sandler's "Pixels". But more importantly, the gang analyzes and differentiates the phrases "for some reason" and "for no reason."

[@MrBadKitty]

The older Adam Sandler gets, the funnier he used to be

[@ian_b]

MrBadKitty That's really profound.

[@MrBadKitty]

***** :)

[@FoxFandango]

this is deep man

[@Hulavuta]

damn that made me think

[@wickerman6121]

Billy Boid So he's.... always been funny? Big Show was funnier in Waterboy than Sandler, but that's just me.

[@beastiebear7231]

Adam Sandler looks unhappy because the studio wouldn't set the movie somewhere tropical.

[@elinicoritale6384]

☝️This.

[@MrFoolD]

And he couldn't get Rob Schneider, David Spade

[@baloodarling486]

For some reason.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I knew this fucker literally wrote movies as an excuse to take a vacation

[@sinistrality7883]

@@jackhazardous4008 Grownups had a budget of 80 Million bro, and it's set on some nice vacation house, which doesn't justtify the budget, so yeah definitely made as an excuse to take a vacation with his friends.

[@cheesecakechik7332]

I bet if Shatner watched this video, he'd think Mike was an actual thief.

[@circleofshame]

Shatner will never watch this podcast.

[@Drak976]

@@circleofshame Old man Shatner's down at his local Canadian VCR shop probably where the other guys work in the day. Having not watched it he doesn't know it's the same crew of people.

[@Mikeanglo]

"His only skill set is playing video games" Man, this shit is hitting close to home.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

But only a handful of videogames FROM 30 YEARS AGO

[@_V.Va_]

It should.

[@NeuronalAxon]

Any better now?

[@turtleinashirt]

Mike Zilla at least you have a talent. The reviewers sadly do not.

[@NeuronalAxon]

@@turtleinashirt - RLM don't have talent? Are you kidding?

[@Biring1]

A norwegian newspaper used this as a headline when reviewing this: "The worst export from America since the Iraq war"

[@213213yoyo]

Lol

[@baronvonlimbourgh1716]

Buuuuuuuuuurn!!!! Lol

[@amybachorz2614]

HrTjernobyl h

[@cryw1092]

Is this a declaration of war from Norway?

[@archivehans]

3 years later and this still gets me.

[@KevinStriker]

The Space Invaders episode of Futurama was better than Pixels.

[@actualkickmud9413]

Kevin Striker I immediately thought of that episode when I first saw the trailer for Pixels. I was like, "Did Adam Sandler just rip off Futurama?"

[@daniell9330]

Kevin Striker And it was only 10 minutes long.

[@KevinStriker]

***** Funny, yet brief. It was good.

[@The999thAvenger]

Kevin Striker kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqKUcoSLn7lsqKc

[@jinpayne]

Kevin Striker the worst episode of futurama is better than anything adam sandler has ever done

[@JTProud]

14:30 This is a great distillation of their philosophies. Rich: Does it matter? Jack: Everything matters. Jay: SOMETHING has to matter. Mike: Nothing matters, as long as it's entertaining. (paraphrased from other episodes)

[@JMBAD_art]

You’re brilliant for this lmao

[@ts4gv]

great summary

[@Enoch420]

i want like ...a poster of these, oil renaissance paintings

[@isdel9474]

Sanguine Choleric Phlegmatic Melancholic

[@BlisaBLisa]

beautiful

[@nothereanymore3941]

I love how Mike mentions Star Trek and Jay starts looking around worried

[@chrisb5323]

gets me everytime - the man has Star Trek PTSD at this point

[@Probablylani]

Lukas P It’s great.

[@gswhipkey1]

@Tsunamori Nanashi time stamp please 😂

[@whatif9854]

@@gswhipkey1 15:45

[@gswhipkey1]

@@whatif9854 You're the real MVP.

[@trickso4025]

Also, they're clearly 3 dimensional, so the movie should be called Voxels.

[@boateye]

trickso THANK YOU! That was my very first thought when I saw the trailer.

[@TheCNotes1]

That's too smart for the target audience.

[@jamesayewale5695]

r/woosh

[@PixelLife101]

@@jamesayewale5695 Wooshing too soon mate

[@lemankurtz8950]

@@TheCNotes1 or too specific. Some people dont give a shit about certain things.

[@jakfan09]

Poor Plinket, all he really wanted to do was to watch his Night Court tape.

[@BigJim11791]

Jak Mar His "precious" Night Court tape.

[@feralshrew]

JTKirk Aren't HitB Plinkett and Plinkett reviews Plinkett different people?

[@Cha0s1428]

feralshrew Yes. Rich Evans is Plinkett on Half in the Bag, while Mike does the Plinkett voice for the Reviews.

[@Ronfost89]

feralshrew yes Plinkett reviews is Mike and Half in the Bag is Rich

[@chaddnelson8939]

Jak Mar No, no. To catch a Yeti!

[@ASCENDER]

And yet, 6 years later, we're still in the middle of nostalgia bait in every film

[@merces47letifer4]

And Josh Gad is somehow fatter and more insufferable than ever!

[@Gaunerchen]

Uncut gems was pretty good.

[@BBHood217]

AT-ST! AT-ST!

[@georgerolandallen]

@@BBHood217 I clapped when I saw josh gadd!

[@Jim-vq9yg]

There's more of everything including quality movies.

[@MrWalksindarkness]

the funniest part is the press junket clips where the actors pretend this was a real movie, "i think it's important for girls to see they can do anything that guys can do"....... yeah, I'm sure a lot of young girls will grow up to be world leaders and captains of industry because they watched pixels and were inspired by your character

[@willmungas8964]

its like captain phasma but at least she spoke

[@pseudotasuki]

@@willmungas8964 IT'S LIKE HER ONLY PURPOSE WAS TO LOOK BADASS AND THEN DIE! All that wasted potential makes me so goddamn angry!

[@itsthestarman7947]

@@pseudotasuki Oh.. So woman?

[@d3l3tes00n]

@@willmungas8964 I can't believe they wasted both the actress & her suit. She could've had an interesting part.

[@-0rbital-]

That was the most cynical bullshit line. I’m guessing the studio told her to say that.

[@PinkoJack]

i never thought i'd hear someone use orson welles and adam sandler in the same sentence.

[@JakerK017]

Michael Martinez The worst eventually get compared to the best. Just look at the Prequels to Citizen Kane in the Plinkett reviews.

[@hegelbot]

Michael Martinez They both know how to work with difficult actors.

[@wedgewoodproductions7383]

Michael Martinez "Full of country goodness and green pea-ness."

[@SilasMortimer]

M. Strain Jr. Hell probably does. In fact, the stage productions in Hell are likely much better than the ones in Heaven, because Hell has all the best actors and writers.

[@Englebert3rd]

***** "That's terrible. I quit!

[@arranboon1]

'A Conversation with Adam Sandler' needs to happen... I can imagine it now. Adam, Jay and Mike sitting in a room together while Jay and Mike just stare at the camera for forty minutes not knowing where to begin...

[@DrJuice1]

He's a pretty angry and irritable guy. I've seen a couple interviews where people try to joke around with him in a friendly way or question the sensibility of his films. He lashes out and insults the interviewer.

[@John-yy1oy]

@@DrJuice1 He sounds hilarious!

[@thombears]

It wouldn't be a conversation it'd be an intervention.

[@LawrenceofCanadia]

@@secretname3897 Now I need to see the Mike Stoklasa version of the "me or my son" image really badly. I'd also have some protective anxiety about any mud Sandler might try to sling at him... even though we both know it would be terribly one-sided. *shudder* Would be so fucking uncomfortable though.

[@emguag]

DrJuice1 Link?

[@Kajotex]

"I have some issues." - Rich Evans

[@darthfrank1271]

"Uh... GOOD!" -Jack That made me chuckle out loud I'm watching all these reviews years after the fact 'cause I just got into this channel Im gonna comment even though nobody cares I'm lonely

[@lostcowboy2002]

@@darthfrank1271 Big ups Mr. Lonely and shoutout to the Traaaashmaaaan, each day, closer to the grand release known as death ~~~~

[@BwooHuraca]

It's such a shame that those effects were used in an Adam Sandler movie.

[@turtleanton6539]

Its a shame he makes movies

[@Emelefpi]

@@turtleanton6539 It's a shame people pay to see his movies

[@georgerogers2120]

@@Emelefpi It is a shame that Adam Sandler. (That's the end of that sentence, by the way.)

[@tastycookiechip]

@@turtleanton6539 Uncut gems was amazing

[@rm-ky9bl]

@@tastycookiechip it's a shame that adam sandler was wasted on adam sandler.

[@DiomedesIsHit]

I just adore how the intro briefly falls apart as they go half out of character to discuss what would be funny for the scene and trying to explain plot holes of their opening sketch.

[@adambyrom7486]

DiomedesIsHit 1:17 lmao

[@Ferniverous]

and how Mike tries to keep it going even after that, which is the funniest part to me, when he goes "that's funny! You can keep going again!"

[@tiberseptim37]

It’s great that it happened. The fact that’s the take they went with was fantastic.

[@RobyFN2169dtf]

why is the villain from ant-man in this video?

[@jakobrogers625]

iamthatroby Lol

[@38Gaucho]

Because he is a handsome bald man. No homo.

[@Sheckyize]

Jack? Lol

[@mikeymotorpsyche2792]

38Gaucho MORE HOMO

[@gregkis]

iamthatroby why would you see ant man?

[@doccrumble]

Little known fact - when WWII ended, as promised, Winston Churchill established a daily festival to be held at dusk along the River Thames. Now it's mostly a tourist attraction. But they still do it. Every day ends with a Thames Festival. (Face on Mike.)

[@knightofoctober]

*Cameron Mitchell wants to know your location*

[@notcardlinsytaccount1355]

Winston Churchill was a murdering, hypocritical rapist

[@hapeecartoons2238]

I love how the actress talks about the video game girl character being some sort of strong independant female character that girls to look up to the SAME woman character that is won as a literal trophy. the fucking irony, i love it.

[@CarlSlime]

"I didn't progress" is the only funny thing Adam Sandler has ever said.

[@jcasella78]

X'Elias of Rivia I don't think he was joking when he said that.

[@ccash.90]

And it sums up his career! lol

[@rusamene]

It's funny cause it's true!

[@markw110]

Nah...90s Sandler was funny...Sue me! I liked him when I was 10 anyway...

[@PFSVenom]

A movie that had potential, a good director, an interesting idea, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan... But it also had Adam Sandler and the Happy Madison production guys? Ooooooooooooooooooh boy!

[@MrTrayjenkins]

***** dinklage is a meme actor

[@GeneralDouchington]

MrTrayjenkins you're a meme

[@PFSVenom]

MrTrayjenkins You mean memidget?

[@Warsmith_The]

***** "an interesting idea" Nope

[@TheTundraTerror]

***** It was also a few minutes long short that Adam Sandler bought the rights to.

[@wiseduck]

@3:49 "I am completely over this celebration of nostalgia," I hate to tell you but the next seven years ain't getting much better.

[@rattailtony2900]

*nine

[@KatzenJou]

Going back to this review just to remind myself that there were warning signs for Ready Player One We should have listened.

[@turtleanton6539]

Yuuup

[@WhatupJackDagiels]

We didn't listen. WE DIDNT LISSSSSTENNNNNNNNNN

[@BlackPantherFTW]

Am I the only one who genuinely likes that movie?

[@deathsdollar2606]

@@BlackPantherFTW yes that movie made no sense at all and was just made to cash in on nostalgia

[@TwelvetreeZ]

@@defundhollywood3259 Honestly, I thought the film was better, but both were trashy overall - enjoyable, but trashy, like Twilight for middle-aged men 🤙

[@Andoeriz]

An Adam Sandler movie that sucks? How can this be?

[@shack8110]

Andoeriz Everyone associated with this film should be laughed out of Hollywood and have their careers ruined, then they should sue adam jerkoff. People who pay for adam jerkoff films are ruining America. they are causing devolution of the human species.

[@bartrudesill48]

Andoeriz easy. adam sandler is in it.

[@AitorMolina.]

Andoeriz it took 12 years to make!

[@Andoeriz]

Aitor Molina Jesus fucking Christ

[@bartrudesill48]

Monroville i never asked what my gardeners middle name was

[@XLuftWaffleX]

Who had the idea of casting Paul Blart as the President?

[@elinbrood7697]

Paul Blarp Mall Larp 3: The DC Chronicles

[@QwertyCaesar]

Frizzurd I miss Will Sasso and Mad TV. Admittedly I didn't think too highly of the show's writing, but it put the spotlight on great talents who deserved recognition.

[@guyincognito7509]

KilroyTheGreat Adam Sandler.

[@cb1671]

Kevin James' wallet.

[@coyotefever105]

Obama

[@stevenherrera3469]

I can’t explain it... but Rich Evans is even more handsome than usual in this episode

[@BrokenNoseMedia]

This is far more entertaining than the actual movie

[@neightneight1280]

Dude! This is what I watch INSTEAD of most new movies! I even sold my boss on the $15 Patreon, so we could see the 'trimmed extras'.. At this point, just hearing more of Rich's cackling is a better value..

[@borizzle1]

In more recent years, Fred Savage has directed episodes for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia... Which is pretty cool.

[@richardbaum8971]

Yeah, he has had an extremely solid career in Hollywood behind the scenes.

[@donnellebrooks]

boris great piece of trivia!

[@contactointerior9501]

What a... *savage!* (Badum tss!)?

[@thebananastandpodcast5896]

MOLE

[@kevinkerwin4118]

What a useless contribution

[@possiblycrazy442]

I love you guys... Totally did not see that ending coming and I'm concerned with how much I enjoyed it. lol

[@possiblycrazy442]

Really fits the '80s nostalgia theme too.

[@hegelbot]

Sketchy You know at first I thought you were talking about Pixels. Now I know better. That was like two minutes of solid laughs!!!

[@opsin]

Sketchy Still a better love story than.... no wait... It did really amuse me that the plot line in this episode was more complicated and satisfying than anything about Pixels.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Sketchy Because Mr Plinkett is a lovable woman and cat murderer

[@drakkenmensch]

Sketchy Plinkett totally stabbed all the cranberry juice and sausages out of his shirt!!!

[@Costar58]

29:00 Unique occurance of Rich Evans laughing like a human being

[@storkksoundmedia7778]

“I’m over the celebration of nostalgia” Me too jay... oh god, me too. Oh yeah and it’s 5 years later🤤

[@savie.s]

The ride never ends! 💀

[@curanp2]

"I didn't progress" - Adam Sandler ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hilarious

[@speedysteele6766]

"I hope our time here doesn't end in horrific violence"

[@BlisaBLisa]

im always saying this

[@patjohbra]

Jay - "I'm so over the celebration of nostalgia. This is just the most soulless thing..." I'm sure Jay can't wait for Ready Player One

[@Revelian1982]

15:50 - Look at Jay's face when Mike brings up Star Trek. The self-awareness and look to camera is wonderful. He knows that everyone bashes Mike for bringing Star Trek up at least once in every video.

[@DavidBux101]

2 Half in the Bags in 2 days? These hack frauds should stop rushing their reviews and give what their fans want!

[@DavidBux101]

David Bux THIS CHANNEL SUCKS NOW

[@CallanLoF]

David Bux No. The more Rich Evans the better.

[@miguelcarrillo4702]

David Bux IT FUCKING SUCKS, FUCKING HACKS. IT DOESNT RHYME AT All.

[@yes1sir1no1sir]

This is genuinely what I want

[@TheTrueChuster]

David Bux Maybe you can DO IT better.

[@somerfeeild]

Rich has lost a bit of weight. That with his beard he's looking good these days, especially good I mean.

[@Syrionn]

TheeMysteryHour as long as he is trying, which it looks like he is, what more can you ask for?

[@wedgewoodproductions7383]

Baw Jaws He's preparing for his obligatory shirtless scene in Space Cop 2.

[@fistofthesnortstar]

Baw Jaws yeah, i already sort of noticed, but now it's really starting to show GOOD JOB DICK !

[@somerfeeild]

***** oh, I hope so!

[@dr.jackal8868]

Baw Jaws I was gonna comment the same thing! I hope he keeps going. It's so cool to see people take initiative to live healthier/happier lifestyles.

[@KimmimaruSai]

The funniest thing in this video is Jack immediately reaching for the alcohol when Jay introduces the fact that Kevin James is president

[@gustavoaguado5449]

Just a few seconds of Phillip J. Fry shooting pixelated aliens while listening to Rush is better than anything Adam Sandler did in Pixels (or at any other time since he was born for that matter).

[@David_Axelord]

Just as I thought, Jack is full of blood and kielbasas.

[@nicolascuenca254]

I always thought he was a wiener.

[@jimm7346]

Well, we ARE from Wisconsin, kielbasa is kind of a staple food here.

[@a110100]

How is that pronounced? Kill Bassa or Key Basa?

[@silverschannel8578]

@@a110100 i think it's the latter

[@a110100]

@@silverschannel8578 I've been selling it to customers saying Kill Basa. I should have looked into this sooner.

[@onthespoke2]

IT TOOK TWELVE MONTHS TO MAKE!

[@Thumbsupurbum]

***** Space Cop?

[@kidwithacamera4575]

onthespoke It took twelve seconds to write

[@Bitemis]

Flintstoned 12 days to make, 12 years to release

[@WDGcentral0224]

Twelve seconds to forget

[@TedKennedyX]

onthespoke And watching it felt like 12 hammers to the nuts.

[@JBHUTT09]

@18:11 The joke writes itself! A: "London Bridge is falling down!" B: "Falling down?!" A: "Falling down!"

[@ronaldgomezr8]

how the hell do you input a numeric cheatcode in an arcade game?

[@turtleanton6539]

U dont

[@JoblessJimmy]

IT JUST WORKS

[@BlackPantherFTW]

@@JoblessJimmy 16x the detail

[@reddawn1487]

Ask that strange looking dude with the donkey Kong record

[@lucasoheyze4597]

Billy Mitchell didn't use cheats you insert- he used emulators you could tweak to favour yourself, and faked videos...he actually was a shit hot player in his day, though, scored a perfect score in Pacman which is mindbogglingly really.

[@facerip356]

Does anybody besides me appreciate how great the editing on their videos is? They shoot with 3 cameras, and the editing is awesome. Great job.

[@Egzvorg]

I don't know much about editing, but 28:40 kicked me in the balls

[@MaxLoafin]

When you say it like that, it doesn't sound so amazing anymore lol but I'm sure it takes time to edit together basically 3 different versions of the same video. I suppose you could really cut down the time as long as you keep in mind the flow of the video and when specific cameras should be the focus of the shot, otherwise stick to the default camera. I really liked the editing in their Rogue One review because they cut between Rich by himself and Mike and Jay together very well and had a lot of funny graphical inserts in the opening bit.

[@moviebad109]

Staring at a flat shot of 4 people talking for 30+ minutes gets boring fast. They do the edits to keep your eye from getting bored. They are filmmakers, they know how small the audience's attention span is.

[@Amateur0Visionary]

You guys think you know everything...they shoot with one camera. Jack just gets up and moves it. It makes me appreciate the editing even more.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

That's the one thing you can say about Stoklassa, whatever you think of him he's an editor at heart

[@Hektor88]

I love those old Welles wine commercial outtakes

[@TheThelaughingboy]

"sexcellence"

[@ronniemarion8456]

mmmMMNNAAAAHHH, tha FRENNCH

[@unlimitededge2689]

It’s is at the same time the funniest get most goddamn depressing thing ever - don’t forget that commercial was filmed while he was addled with grief to die his wife’s death. Also he was completely hammered

[@EyeShotFirst]

Wasn't the plot of Pixels an episode of Futurama?

[@madLphnt]

Fork em over fork em over

[@sevatarlives185]

It wasn't even. It was an 8 minute sketch from a "What If Machine" episode. And it was far more competent than Pixels.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

And Sony still said, "That's comedy gold Adam. Here's 100 million and keep'em coming!!"

[@tachanka107]

Part of an episode, and I didn't even think it was funny there either

[@TheKamikazenaz]

Fry - "Alright. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a 2-litre bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock."

[@bloatus7611]

Michael, Adam and Fred Savage are about as wildly different as you can get.

[@nathanclark2424]

Ving Rhames those sound like brothers names. and yet I know for a fact that one of them is a batshit conservative commentator, another was a guy who busted myths, and another writes for a popular TV show

[@sarcasticdude2320]

I prefer Derek Savage

[@rangeoshun1]

Adam Sandler for the live role of Krusty the clown!

[@Imanmagnet00]

This is the best episode because we see Jack get horribly mangled.

[@GreenGimmick]

Imanmagnet00 Seeing Jack get violently murdered by Plinket is the most cathartic experience I've had all day.

[@kidwithacamera4575]

Imanmagnet00 Best fucking comment ever goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Howlthrug]

Imanmagnet00 And see that his gastrointestinal system was made of sausage.

[@OrcoDevelopment]

Imanmagnet00 This episode should be titled "wish fulfillment"

[@Imanmagnet00]

***** Neh, I just think he is the worst part of RLM, so this ending made me laugh and smile a lot.

[@maesejesus]

15:46 Look at that "Oh god, Star Treck again" face that Jay makes. He even looks at the others, like asking if it's really happening.

[@maizestudios9733]

Trek*

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

Sandler is to comedy what jaws is to beach goers.

[@nuclearmatt8119]

Adam Sandler is to movies what Fifty Shades of Grey is to books.

[@pyromania1018]

I think Sandler's worse because he does have real talent and can bring it out under the right circumstances, but instead, he'd rather go on vacation.

[@AlisterLockhart]

Adam Sandler is to movies what land-mines are to podiatry.

[@How_Is_This_A_Name]

The difference here is that Fifty Shades of Grey is coherent and some people genuinely like it where as adam sandler is a fucking disgrace to man kind

[@VanTilburger]

Misty Dusk No, repurposed twilight fan fiction.

[@danseb69]

Nuclear Matt

[@TheCockeyez]

How does Adam Sandler keep coming back? His name alone made me go "nope" for this movie.

[@WDGcentral0224]

Fork in the brain, fork in the brain, fork in the brain....

[@Lutranereis]

TheCockeyez The unfortunate truth is that his films usually make enough money to make them appealing to produce.

[@azraelswrd]

Lutranereis The mistake this time was making a big budget production, going up against a Marvel movie. Perhaps not the wisest of decisions. Usually, Sandler's movies are "cheap" to make but this was a CGI-fest, so was budgeted near $100M, which is more than his usual films.

[@Denji2006]

TheCockeyez Corporate shareholders like him. It has nothing to do with us. We can hate it all we want, but they'll keep shitting out Sandler movies until Sandler himself gives up.

[@TheCockeyez]

olisk olisko The more jew know!

[@crunglemcbungley]

"Maybe Al Capone put his stuff in there" is such an old man reference to make, Mike

[@SuperLlama42]

"Eccentric" was basically a euphemism for gay back when movies weren't allowed to have explicit gay characters.

[@RoyalKnightVIII]

That's too smart for this film

[@turtleanton6539]

Woow

[@TwelvetreeZ]

But this film is from 2015??

[@josephschultz3301]

This film happened _well after_ gay characters started appearing with more frequency and explicitness in media.

[@hudsontodd9809]

Or kooky old people without any apparent sexuality

[@mr.wizard6891]

Adam Sandler looked strung out in those interviews.

[@poopymcfartass1640]

because he realized he made the worlds shittiest movie ever.

[@sgthombre999]

Mississippi Institute of Technology is a joke from Malcolm in the Middle.

[@danwilliams1989]

Even though his cameo was brief, Disney handled Q-Bert in “Wreck-It Ralph” better than Pixels did.

[@larrymantic2635]

But did Ralph have sex with Q-Bert? No!

[@eedoamitay3341]

They didnt give Jane Krakowski any lines because if she actually got to show her comedic talents they would have stolen the light away adam shmandler.. she really is god damn hilarious

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

Who?...

[@chefboyardee9455]

Whatever you say Jane

[@JJ-fg2wd]

​​@@samuelhatlestad6676she played Jenna Maroney on 30 Rock, quite possibly the best supporting character in a 21st century sitcom.

[@METALOZON]

The ending is awesome hahaha

[@kuddenchristo]

Absolutely! Much funnier than any of Adam Sandler's movies!

[@jacobcorr337]

Why doesn't mike do mr plinkett?!

[@mattbartz]

Isn't mike plinkett?

[@geraldgruffalo3522]

The ending to jack and Jill half in the bag is their best sketch work

[@splewy]

Those special effects at the end of the review were great. Every scene was so dense. There was so much going on. I started to see things I recognized (like sausage). I bet it took 12 years to make. It better beat Titanic.

[@xLithiumFlower1]

splewy It's their way of making the best possible review they can.

[@mercenum5186]

I think they went to far in a few places...

[@SkandiaAUS]

My favourite Futurama episode is when Fry asks the "What If Machine" what if life was more like a video game. The detail in that episode is so much fun, the space invaders are commanded by Luhr and his only directions are to drop down, reverse direction, increase speed!

[@henrynelson9301]

You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be!

[@cooperm4185]

member the 80s: the movie

[@ronniemarion8456]

Cooper McGill The forthcoming Ready Player One: "Hold my beer."

[@arfarfarf256]

Corporations have ruined 80s nostalgia for me. I'm all about late 1340s Europe nostalgia now.

[@damiensteele7663]

@@arfarfarf256 Black Death nostalgia is all the rage in 2019 and 2020

[@rometimed1382]

"Describe QBERT felatio more" is a real sentence that exists thanks to Redlettermedia. Bravo gentlemen, your work here is done.

[@wyldride]

"London Bridge is falling down." "Uh, that's Tower Bridge." "Nobody cares!"

[@redsolocup22879]

Fred Savage is directing apparently every show on TV. Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, 2 Broke Girls, Mom. It's kinda surprising he has done all that and been relatively quiet.

[@jawn7373]

Right after me and my dad watched this movie (at home) we said "well that was fucking awful!!!

[@TheManelich]

i heard that pixels is the prequel of ghosbuster 2016

[@drakkenmensch]

Ghostbusters 2016 does not want to be associated with Pixels.

[@lesperdants]

The same level of filmmaking 😂

[@Pxtl]

It's funny, when I was a teen I wanted adaptations of all my favourite '80s/'90s stuff. Now that we've had oodles of that, I have no more interest any more. Totally agree with Jay that I'm over the nostalgia thing.

[@muntzerism-diggerism9695]

Why is Michel Foucault in this video

[@garshtoshteles]

no that's Pitbull, they look similar tho

[@noirceur_]

He's so annoying oh my god

[@leoveas9965]

@@noirceur_ He is Foucault, what did you expect?

[@genogamma13]

I'm probably reading too much into this, but is it telling that the writers of Pixels have no clue or general passion about writing how video games work because they alien pixel things are never refereed to as "sprites"? Just "Video games are attacking us!".

[@METAS0MA]

Jack, man, you gotta learn to chew your food. That was like 6 whole sausages.

[@gabrielaolmedo4926]

Makes you wonder if A.W.E.S.O.M - O came up with this film..

[@DrSPF23]

Yes, this comment is perfect.

[@PieAndChips]

F.U.C.K.B.O.T 5000

[@tightlypackedcoil]

Guest starting James Carville

[@flywheelshyster6549]

can't unsee that now

[@PointsofData]

The wild thing is that Dinklages character is based on Billy Mitchell, who actually cheated his records on old arcade games by altering the equipment. Someone cared enough to know about Mitchell before Twin Galaxies took his records down and Mitchell shot off a bunch of lawsuit. There was a minor amount of love given to this script.

[@henrynelson9301]

And Mitchell’s lawsuits are still ongoing to this day

[@Artificialraven]

Oh man, I've seen a lot of hateful reviews about movies before (MovieBob's review of the movie for example) and I'll usually check said movie out to see what all the hate is about. But not this one, I would not open my wallet to Sandler to see it. You hear that Adam? Get your fingers out of my ass wallet.

[@LoganCovers91]

Artificialraven >MovieBob Why would you do that?

[@Capcomgirl25]

***** Actually he didn't at all he just blamed the writers for trying to use nostalgia and for bad moments like how Q-bert turned into the woman character just to be a trophy for the main guy. I think that's how it went with his review and I can understand his opinion despite his usual bias.

[@nathanalanthomas]

....Ass wallet?

[@TheThelaughingboy]

Is no one going to talk the about the fact that mike kind of compared Sandler to Orson Welles?

[@Ian-fv6bz]

He just drew a comparison between the two in the context that Welles and Sandler both were doing something where they looked really uncomfortable and didn't want to be there. Sandler looking like that during his shitty movie, Welles looking like that in a commercial.

[@poopfart785]

right, orson hated his role in the transformers animated film in the 80s

[@beastiebear7231]

Adam Sandler looks like a man with the weight of having to keep food on the table of his less successful friends, when really he just wants to retire.

[@ImCliffordToday]

"I don't like being stabbed!" -Jack, 2015

[@gamer6654]

"I didn't progress."-Adam Sandler That's the story of his life now.

[@JuanAponte1]

Best ending for a 1/2 in the Bag 11/10 would watch again.

[@hutchisopinion7603]

I can’t believe Mike, Jay and Rich got Johnny Sins on the show

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

The most frustrating thing about Adam Sandler is he _is_ a good actor when he tries, he can do work as great as Reign Over Me, Funny People, Punch Drunk Love, and the Wedding Singer yet also do such cinimatic abortions like Little Nicky, Jack and Jill, Pixels, and Grown Ups it's a shame...

[@chrishansen8119]

I have a theory that Sandler makes bad movies with big budgets so him and his buddys can go on vacation while they have to film. His good performances are the shit he actually cares about

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

@@chrishansen8119 Shit, that actually makes sense lol

[@tumbles8350]

Popeye chicken is fuckin awesome

[@NoriMori1992]

The difference in colour grading between the angle shots and the front shots is killing me 😂

[@JoaqMan]

TWO HALF IN THE BAGS IN ONE WEEK?!

[@ShottyShogun]

J Wizard Phoenix IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

[@TheAdditionalPylons]

J Wizard Phoenix its like a whole in two bags

[@hegelbot]

J Wizard Phoenix Is this a sufficient framework upon which to hang a "double bag it" joke?

[@DTMWTMP]

J Wizard Phoenix It is stylistically designed to be that way.

[@pavelmichalek7302]

J Wizard Phoenix I can't stop cumming!!!!

[@oldcaptaintwotimes]

Rich Evans tried to warn us about Fred and no one listened.

[@mooreoftre]

Kevin James could actually be a respectable actor why does he do this to himself lol

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Hopefully, they'll cast him in a mission impossible parody and he'll do his own stunts. Shooting will stop by end of day one.

[@GribbleGob]

Probably because Adam guilt trips him.

[@PhilipKaskela]

Money. Ride the gravy train as long as you can, because plenty of actors have tried to jump a level in respectability, never to be seen again.

[@mooreoftre]

@@PhilipKaskela you right man. I mean shit you gotta get your bread too and Adam Sandler makes bank they gotta ssystem that works so keep doing it but lol

[@ihno45]

I had to make a break and watch the Orson Welles commercials... Aaaaaah, french champagne...

[@esbeekay]

I love Jays face every time Mike brings up Star Trek

[@CrypticDiabolo]

Mike should really teach script writing 101

[@WoahLookAtThatFreak]

Mike who? The same Mike that wrote Space Cop?

[@baphy643]

Watching Mike physically hold himself back from interrupting Jay at 23:50 is so fucking hilarious.

[@RolandRED]

Ok...I'm starting to get worried... where is Jessi??? Is her face on the side of a milk carton??

[@RealMasterChief117]

RolandRED It's on two sides of a milk carton.

[@TheEpicFlojd97]

RealMasterChief117 :(

[@anglozombie2485]

RolandRED her and mike broke up

[@MrBallTech]

AngloZombie she is sleeping with Jay now.

[@colinferguson7400]

I am so here for Rich Evans screaming "AAHHH FUUCK" while getting shot. civil war video also has this

[@trueaddict8733]

The best joke adam sandler ever gave us was his career.

[@misterspotswood]

rich put more effort into playing two characters than adam sandler did in jack and jill!

[@CruelQuertos]

it's so dense every single image has so many things going on

[@michaeldoliveira720]

I will say one thing for Hollywood: They are very good (for the most part) about telling you how shitty the movie will be in the trailer.

[@johnvanhorn3852]

I don’t like being stabs is my favorite line ever.

[@NealX]

I've made this comment about other washed-up entertainers before but Adam Sandler is literally Krusty the Clown. A "comedian" with no actual talent for comedy who became popular by appealing to the immature sensibilities of children and who long since stopped giving two-tenths of a shit about his craft if indeed he ever did, now purely in it for the money. Oh and there was something else that they had in common but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. Oy vey.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

This is the most accurate description of Adam Sandler that I've ever seen. Well done.

[@jimitaco1303]

...and much like Krusty, Adam Sandler is a product of the 90's; the only era in popular-cultural history that has embraced Sandler Shenanigans.

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

Urgh. Ixnay on the ewjay.

[@TheNefastor]

@@ThreadBomb I like Jerry Lewis, but then again I'm actually French.