Probability Comparison: Rarest Superpower Mutations

From being immune to pain and electricity, to being a prodigy in music, art or even a human calculator, we shall compare the rarest superpower humanity ever known. What is the probability of being ambidextrous, having unbreakable bones or even super endurance? How many people have the Myostatin related muscle hypertrophy? How many are born with superior IQ above 178? Odds of being born with 5+ octave range or tetracrhomacy color vision? Watch this video to find out.
Disclaimer: Video is for entertainment purpose only. It is not scientifically proven, nor academically verified and should be used with extreme caution. Scientific conditions listed, especially those marked with a “?”, may not correspond to the genetic mutations individuals in the description possess, especially due to lack of data.
Methodology: Frequency & Occurrence rate from Genetic Home Reference, US National Library of Medicine or the National Center for Biotech Information. Conditions with unknown prevalence are calculated based on number of online incidences over the total human population of 7 billion, and are susceptible to underestimation.
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[@akhy268]

They hit us with the “YOU” again

[@RainbowEevee]

It’s like the 3rd time in a row now

[@zippityzoop2576]

It's so lame and predictable lol

[@ricardoricardo833]

You are the only one amongst 7 billion Everyone is the only one amongst 7 billion

[@fortnitevbucksgamer66]

Yeah team rocket blasts again..

[@TristanWolfGustavsen]

Yeah it’s pretty lame and boring 😒

[@RiotRebirth]

1 in 14 quintillion: being able to find the lost nerf dart

[@ii0000]

oh shit

[@jessearviso2188]

My dad and my nerf dart have a lot in common

[@_nameless8068]

@@jessearviso2188 bruh

[@thaum3983]

RiotRebirth that is called X-ray hax

[@Sweet4chokoreeto]

That's a mom's power. She won't give you the dart back tho.

[@sophi_w11]

The little confidence booster at the end was awesome 😊

[@alejandropavon8421]

"Imagine laughing while being tortured" Isn't this how masochism works?

[@coolcatcastle8]

wait hold on what if someone was a masochist if they had that…

[@leidincradian144]

No, no, you got a point.

[@AceTrainerLupi]

Alcohol immunity: 1 in 1 000 000 000 Slavic people: hold my tracksuit

[@kabusthepotato9572]

*IIIIS BORIS*

[@bmflist9988]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/apCvnZVobKaBr6M i got it on video superpower mutations

[@masovan7672]

Hold my adidas

[@aubreywean680]

@@kabusthepotato9572 yes

[@jakesouthern4050]

Hold my Rasputin fan fiction

[@warlordhei]

Having no gf for a decade Me: Female Resistance

[@mike.mentzer_enjoyer]

Well maybe dont sit in your moms basement all day and stop playing overwatch (weeb game) and go outside zoomer

[@TheMadGod]

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer ok boomer

[@rustycausing5637]

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer boomer, get lost

[@unlshtb4524]

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer (weeb game), btw

[@danielnu389]

Haha, now wait for another decade to prove your resistance.

[@ishanaswonderland6301]

Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator. Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator? Lol

[@Locomotiveskin-st5eq]

You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.

[@Firemarioflower]

That would be a double blessing, as increasing amounts of sugar intake will cause you to have massive amounts of hyper-energy.

[@orangecapy]

thats sorta how fast metabolism works

[@NN-cc8uo]

"Poison, freeze, heat resistance..." What is this, real life RPG or something?

[@anandasatria7734]

Ryo N Kind of?

[@themanbehindtheslaughter3135]

I have caught a poison and a freeze resistant, but I have not caught em all.

[@Deniz_Taliano]

I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )

[@anyasaphire4988]

Hmm interesting

[@Taurellejr]

I dual handed yay

[@umpteenthreason9627]

I think by this point the “you” ending counts as a running gag

[@sergej3925]

a pretty bad one, but still a gag

[@Sudupe16]

Maybe this is just me but the 7 billion kinda annoys me. We're at 7.76 billion now, just round to 8 billion. ( i know it doesn't really matter )

[@horus3416]

UmpteenthReason I actually cried when I saw 144 IQ and above. I HAVE 143 IQ

[@chippudoodles5590]

...3 replies? S A Y N O T O D R U G S

[@mandoingshitonline]

@@horus3416 I have -234 IQ, try to beat that.

[@f1redemon966]

a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis

[@whyops9862]

What's osterporosis

[@conciousness_7]

IQ 178 above What is its side effect

[@f1redemon966]

@@conciousness_7 I don’t think that’s genetics so maybe getting bullied at a school

[@everythingmustgo4478]

@@whyops9862 medical condition where ur bones become weak and fragile

[@everythingmustgo4478]

@@conciousness_7 highly intelligent people tend to have a grim perspective of life and being misunderstood

[@thethingisyourecool]

Thanks my guy, the ending was wholesome All the time.

[@anthonygo7968]

They pulled the old “YOU” trick again

[@DJ-rf9yq]

Yeah I hate that

[@thegameslayerwarrior7507]

God almost all vids he or she does at the end the say you which nice but old and now annoying

[@shadelightss]

They're trying to make people feel better about themselves, don't have to hate on them when they just wanna make someone's day.

[@Isidro_770]

@@DJ-rf9yq me too

[@anthonygo7968]

It was a joke didn’t mean to be mean

[@OverSteam]

Someone: Has pain immunity Legos: *Heavy Breathing*

[@krash1220]

I certainly am not pain immune, but for some reason it doesn't hurt when I step on legos???

[@victorwurtz9388]

G

[@ahmetmagara8236]

@BFBTimeBoi hi wanna become friends

[@iamwill1088]

@@ahmetmagara8236 no kid. jk

[@ahmetmagara8236]

@@iamwill1088 wut

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Learning that John Michael Osbourne had alcohol immunity actually made sense, from reading his stories and his autobiography I kinda didn't believe that he could drink so much. Although calling him a pop star is preposterous as he's one of the founders of Heavy Metal and would consider himself a Jazzy Metal Rocker.

[@easysty2896]

I have Electric Resistance.

[@ZearthPlayz]

Isnt alcohol immunity basically just hyper metabolism

[@nickmorzinski5558]

@@easysty2896 eat a live aluminum smelter cable

[@easysty2896]

@@nickmorzinski5558 I don't eat aluminum. I can get shot by electric cable. Once I get shot by electrician 855w. In my life I get shot by electrician 9 times.

[@Mathewfriescountdown]

I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average. Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.

[@kontmatheas3166]

wow

[@dtikvxcdgjbv7975]

NASA can save a lot of money with You. 😃

[@Shin-mu7yc]

I am the complete opposite, I can barely read something 50 centimeters in front of me with a normal sized font.

[@Mathewfriescountdown]

@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975 the trucking industry uses me instead. 🤣

[@Mathewfriescountdown]

@@Shin-mu7yc 🤣 is being nearly blind a superpower. 🤣

[@deleteyoukai3041]

Sleep Deprivation Immunity Teenagers: I gotta get one of those.

[@tonji89]

all teenagers have that lol

[@iflippedyourtable3886]

Delete Youkai hello fellow 2hu

[@dexieleighyan2625]

@@iflippedyourtable3886 SEIJA!!!

[@deleteyoukai3041]

@@iflippedyourtable3886 hello Seija :3

[@DrGandW]

Nubplayz You kidding me those people are functioning on half brainpower

[@graafixzgaming6652]

I never got to choose these while making my character wtf

[@Destined2BeKing]

Nah thats because of reality update 2.20 where you cant select these anymore or do 2.19 memes

[@kroh7742]

Wait...I got the 2.18.4 update....

[@noorlour9716]

Same

[@kevinforsberg1078]

they leaked it so you can do it in the 70s

[@fders938]

People with these character mods hacked the character creator to add custom effects.

[@emcmittenkid4291]

im one of the very few with sleep deprivation immunity and its honestly not half bad

[@bread698]

Me too

[@ai-chan926]

of course

[@orionskittles]

I wish I had it, that'd be awesome lol

[@shamilfsobhanstandwithukra3937]

Me too

[@carpenterthehivewing]

I often sleep for only 4-7 hours and it feels great

[@salaheddinetiar]

... and man that disclaimer was a good idea because now you have just hit the 11 million views !

[@jemimalmay]

I like how they add 'me' at the end just to make up about being disappointed that I have none of these

[@Amozs5612.]

R/meirl

[@Original_J65]

They actually do that on every video lol

[@fuckoff6431]

😂

[@luger9857]

Fuck you!!

[@urparentalguardian7524]

Luger 9 you too, just cause I have none of these doesn’t mean you get the right to say that about me or anyone.

[@boomjonggol5757]

Poison resistance, freeze resistance, stuff: very rare Steve: *pathetic*

[@demosnail2244]

@Gamer Ruffout Steve mama.

[@Mowdown]

Saturn7896 oh ok

[@insaneusername8340]

Gamer Ruffout ah, yes, a specimen that has never scraped the atmosphere of *M I N E C R A F T*

[@aris1373]

@Gamer Ruffout Bruh MINECRAFT

[@suffer3828]

@Gamer Ruffout Stevie Wonder

[@ManicDrone]

Someday, some year, a child will be born with every positive ability in this list and be insanely powerful.

[@shamilfsobhanstandwithukra3937]

Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.

[@infinitoCumblast-kun]

then he'll be dead by foreign time travelers

[@markimbing8018]

Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.

[@four3353]

I needed that thank you

[@czechslovakian]

“Freeze Resistance”: 1/420,000,000 FALSE. Every Russian man, woman, and child has this superpower.

[@scottkrafft6830]

All Polish people too. We don't even know what "freeze" means! xD

[@milosaking4038]

CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ? (Im Polish). I WILL FREEEEEZE YOU.

[@poopiesheart6458]

Oh ok

[@p0ison_pill794]

Milosaking. Polacy łączmy się

[@milosaking4038]

Spoko :-) Fajnie wiedzieć, że jakiś polak jeszcze jest na zagranicznych kanałach. Polski YT to trochę noo...

[@idontmine7215]

Fire Resistance: Exist Minecraft Steve: Are you challenging me

[@cheesewallace5494]

Yes

[@Lunarcreeper]

I Don't Mine Terraria players Are you challenging me?

[@RodriHermo]

I understanded the joke but Steve needs to drink a potion to gain those powers.

[@theoneaboveall9930]

Well atleast steve has super strength.

[@cheesewallace5494]

@@RodriHermo no, you don't? R/whooosh

[@slyasteri]

Oh hey I have Ehlers Danlos, had to take a bendy study because it was so extreme that it makes me unflexible most of the time. I can bend and stretch at will without discomfort or pain but when I don't try my joints and ligaments are stiff and painful

[@kitty_huggy6212]

At the end of the thing that made my day thanks man😊

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

Super Tasters: *Earns any information just by tasting* Shaggy and Scooby: *PATHETIC*

[@ii0000]

xd

[@ekflex2953]

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

[@Urien.]

What if you eat a girls pussy and instantly gain the vaginal knowledge

[@realprisec]

@@Urien. wtf

[@brxzillian]

"Are you challenging me?"

[@dreamtalekat394]

Person: * can’t feel pain* Internal bleeding: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@bellcranel3603]

Not feeling pain is a bad decease because you can't feel when your you break a bone or having a heart problem.

[@arpodyssey7913]

Dreamtale Kat also you can’t feel when you have to shit

[@virginia8784]

@@arpodyssey7913 no way really? hdyk :o

[@myst1c164]

Actually you can’t feel internal bleeding anyway. Yes I know this was a joke but it makes no sense.

[@mohdrosniezam8779]

@@arpodyssey7913 now that a serious problem

[@tirtaadjiputrawinangun5839]

Dude at the last is very motivating

[@kacywatson6314]

The ending is exactly what I needed to see or hear I’m going for a mental exhaustion at the moment

[@hackerbolt7731]

Parents: why don’t you play with the neighbours kid? The neighbours kid:

[@keko3675]

So true tho

[@marcusream2259]

Some would be kinda sick ngl

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

😭 Why is the neighbor's kid always crazy as hell??

[@deadacc1367]

Shut this meme down

[@diegoluna6325]

The neighbors kid: YOU

[@rockokajima]

Everyone: "Hey, i want to be super strong and super fast" Me: "Alcohol Immunity, eah!"

[@Joryu.]

Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.

[@fenfan4777]

@@Joryu. I think you would still feel the same way, you just wouldnt die from a dose that would kill others

[@Taurellejr]

Bruh why I gotta be pain immunity I cant fell when I bleed sonic will get a fluke and die :( anyone know a cure

[@TreesLayEggs]

No auto brewery syndrome is better

[@Joryu.]

@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.

[@blakearius]

My brother is ambidextrous.. Had a tough time developing co-ordination when he was young.. but was insanely good at hockey goal keeping, he hated it but was the hero of a terrible team.

[@GoomySmash]

For the mensa 144 IQ test question I think the answer is B. There's a rule that's consistent for every tile that basically amounts to "this tile can only be composed of triangles immediately surrounding it (diagonals count too)" For example if you look at the top left tile, the 5 total tiles along the bottom and right edges don't have the necessary positions, flip direction, or color to mix and match those triangles to create the top left tile. The top left tile needs to be composed of a white triangle in the top position flipped right, and the only one that can fulfill this role is the top middle tile with 3 triangles. If you keep doing this test you'll find that the top right tile has triangles that can come from any other tile (depending on your answer to the bottom right tile), but the rule still applies that the 3 surrounding tiles to the top right are sufficient to mix and match to create all the triangles in the top right tile. The only way to make this rule work on every single tile including the bottom right one is to pick B. Any other tile you need to jump an entire block to have all the triangles you need to make the bottom left one. B you only need the tile directly above and directly diagonal to the left. I watched a video looking for the official answer and somehow it's E, which makes no sense cause they were using the logic of jumping to random points and flipping and changing the positions of flags, which could work if it explained at all why there's a 3rd white triangle on the top middle tile. Their answer basically ignores its existence completely and just assumes it's a random thing they decided to throw in just to fuck with you and doesn't work with the rest of the pattern at all. This is why IQ tests are bullshit.

[@spacebar1008]

Fuckin nice neurons man, I don’t know how you found that pattern but you’ve convinced me my right answer is a farce. It’s kinda dumb that they force you to use process of elimination on a pattern finding question cause p.o.e can get you a right answer with 0 understanding Then again, it’s also Mensa. The daycare of the intelligentsia

[@thetruehacker]

A question have multiples good answer , answer isn't important, the question is important Conclusion : you are smart Conclusion 2: im an idiot

[@zafarsobhan9191]

Thank you. My son has 172 IQ.

[@thetruehacker]

@@zafarsobhan9191 i have -9 iq , but negatives iq are like -x = 10x So if u have -11 iq it's same as 110iq

[@a_bionicle6635]

I kind of just feel like the question is a trick, there doesn’t seem to be an observable pattern at all, it all just seems random. But then maybe I’m just stupid 🤷‍♂️

[@ray.gene.bowner]

Video: YOU are the only person that can control your own life. Kim Jung Un: *Wait, that’s illegal*

[@nintendocore1037]

Or if you're married

[@strawhatmeat4637]

@@nintendocore1037 even if you are married you can control your life

[@booboothefool4649]

@@sillysamn because they can. You don't control their actions.

[@SireeNova]

@@sillysamn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's funny I guess I'm on season 2 btw so please don't spoil lol

[@rafaelmonteiro9380]

@@sillysamn because he wants to

[@xoieg]

"Heat Resistance" "Freeze Resistance" "Poison and Electric Resistance" are we live in Skyrim or what?

[@fillorin7309]

PHAHAHAHAHAHAG

[@DEBRAH408]

Are wE lIvE iN

[@guntugakgun1924]

Imagine having all of them.

[@chickeninabox]

Alcholo

[@thevirtueoflove3935]

@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them. the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.

[@sumdomguoy548]

Ok no but seriously the end made me smile. I needed that

[@emery_is_still_here]

0:11 So i'm a super hero with the power of being dual handed Cool.

[@woahbros4182]

Me: who is this YOU guy? I want to talk to him YOU: * Looks down from throne*

[@sparklingstarsforeverinthe493]

Woah Bros omg couldn’t breathe for a second 🤣

[@song49877]

YOU is yourself. YOU are who you are.

[@pathfinder011]

AJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAJAJAJ

[@kurofi1789]

Matilda Ngallo Ah wow truly quite marvelous, I wonder. It’s a joke.

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

@@song49877 r/whooosh

[@ninjahotdog9036]

Judge - You will be sentenced to the electric chair. Electrical Immunity human - laughs

[@asifishan1221]

Judge: if so then ok Shoot him!!

[@bamfingerguns2754]

Judge: Then sentence him to be poisoned to death with injection Guy is also poison immune: laughs even more

[@QuangBui-tx9on]

@@bamfingerguns2754 judge: then shoot him The guy is aslo immune to pain: laugh even more and more

[@asifishan1221]

@@QuangBui-tx9on dude they still die

[@evildokkanworld5126]

@@asifishan1221 just have every immunity possible with unbreakable bones

[@Ryellow-ee1ox]

You forgot the power of reviving after a couple of minutes being dead

[@starry4471]

I almost have a 5 octave range. Almost. From C2 on a good day, to B5 on a really good day.

[@bonnibelsbody]

“Imagine laughing while being tortured” Hardcore masochists:

[@rares7772]

Deku Midoriya me

[@ronantejada6863]

Sounds like JOKER

[@maxbpee5041]

yay a my hero academia fan

[@char1746]

Me

[@derekb8513]

Ew a MHA fan

[@d22ld]

1 in 45 quintillion: *being able to know who is walking in the hallway by memorizing their step pattern*

[@peterklein1347]

Danayyy Toph from Avatar lol

[@dexieleighyan2625]

I think FNaF 4 players have that power

[@elescolocaraochipemnois]

I memorized my family walk pattern and the way they cough :D

[@echidnanatsuki882]

@@peterklein1347 and every Kung Fu Masters in Movies

[@Pmf95k]

I memorized my family step pattern

[@ShobiShobu]

That last example is the real super power one can have Thank You

[@arizonad8012]

Photographic memory here that is close to perfect memory :) I can remember the things among others such plasteline I used in fourth grade or type crayones I had in third and so on, and that was like 25 years ago, almost every shoes and clothes I had in life time :)

[@pawejakowiecki9055]

Reigarw: 1 in 70000000 people can sleep only 4 hours to fell rested School: What? Everyone has this power

[@hopeslover6778]

Well... not the well rest part...

[@drago8961]

Ur icon blurs upon movement

[@adolfdrippler243]

Speak for yourself. I feel like a Zombie without at least 7 hours of sleep. Especially on a school day!

[@turronturron5421]

Welp guess im special in something atlest

[@Sunar1Chosen]

I think I might have 2,3,4,5,6hours of sleep every day and I feel real powered up and I don’t ever sleep in the days

[@bluenation2119]

Sleep deprivation immunity Schools: every child is special, y'all got one of these

[@rhowanjoymain]

This is true af

[@krainone4581]

r/memes

[@jee323]

Our pre school teachers dont call us special unless we have a condition >:(

[@babitadeka7580]

I am human calculator

[@dattiti]

Babita Deka oh cool my birthday is on June 8 can you tell me how many days left until my birthday

[@angrycat9390]

Dude you make cry. I've been feeling like useless trash because I can't stop comparing myself to others and then this video tells me I'm special. Thank you.

[@angrycat9390]

I'm better now and I really appreciate your kind words, thank you. That's very sweet of you. 💖

[@coolcatcastle8]

@@Trixbug69FR

[@Lufrows]

I hope you're doing well, don't feel useless cause you're morale support to your family and friends

[@user-db8vt1vy4h]

Thank you for your last list "1in 7000000000"due to you are absolutely accurate.Yeah,we can change our life and can be delightful and free from stress.😀😄😊😘🥰😍😌 thanks a lot.I❤ both you and your vdo.

[@panickbee]

"only you can control yourself" My mom: we don't do that here

[@pedar]

"Well i fooking do" Tom shelby

[@mars5147]

😂😂

[@valo4251]

ye, same :( **le cry**

[@heyitz_karma232]

I can control my self my parents just puppeteer my actions

[@patryk3032]

My mom too

[@OJPrime]

1 in 15 septillion: can guess what their girlfriend wants to eat

[@lazyumbrella4143]

True lmao

[@creedoo]

I need to have that girlfriend first tho

[@bananabanana484]

Okay I know you’re joking. Those people don’t exist.

[@ragglerock2682]

600 IQ

[@TheItuber]

It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed. I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30). So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.

[@Sapphiessienna_]

Once my dad sent a horrible sketch I drew to an artist and the artist said I was an art prodigy 😂😅

[@marble178]

Me as short sleeper: 6 hours of sleep? OH FUCK *runs an entire mile to school*

[@kirohai]

"Average person needs 7-9 hours of Sleep" School: nah, three is enough

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

Two. Take it or leave it.

[@fernandofernandez8723]

Boots Jew shut up

[@duckieoof8755]

Excuse me, what is sleep?

[@VillageIbiot]

@Boots Jew still wonders why both dad and mum left...

[@baarnschemapper5171]

lets stay with 2

[@honeyz._1688]

After seeing this: That one kid: oMg i hAvE eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe

[@migantomon117]

Exactly

[@blackdemon1077]

Oi lil kid try sticking a fork in the outlet if you really have "eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe"

[@honeyz._1688]

@@blackdemon1077 Damn XD

[@honeyz._1688]

@@1P0WER1 Oop

[@Wavgun3k]

Impossible... Everyone dies in electrical.

[@admraycountryballs]

the last of is Straight up Thor dude...

[@ishanaswonderland6301]

I wish I had perfect memory so that I can remember things in my exams and always score good marks. I wish I had such abilities.

[@Adar618]

« An average person needs 7 to 9 hours of sleep » School : *3 take it or leave it*

[@nocamak1186]

"There's three, actually."

[@manspider4866]

Short sleepers: _laugh in superhumans_

[@abandonedchannel72929]

@HD PLAST r/woooosh

[@secret6338]

This is legit about how much sleep I get on a school night, not even kidding.

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

@HD PLAST its a subreddit on an app called Reddit. People use it for telling stories and showing pictures of people who didn't get a joke.

[@refeeance]

Short sleeper frequency: All of students in final exam weeks

[@chickeninabox]

I am one naturraly 5 am where are the birds

[@narikodono4582]

Imma be honest that's me

[@narikodono4582]

@@chickeninabox same I sleep at 10pm and woke up at 5

[@parthnaugain4384]

Hello Pickle Rick

[@dlxaytra1087]

isn't that 7?

[@mauricebrown5985]

me :has sleep deprivation immunity *wakes up at 4:10 in the morning and feels refreshed*

[@AlineDreams]

I can voluntarily shiver and I have no idea how many people have this ability.

[@elpolloloco1173]

"People with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours a day." School: I dont know what sleep is

[@mariafe7050]

Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns. Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5] Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]

[@hamazing913]

@@mariafe7050 wow you just directly copied it from Wikipedia huh

[@KurtGodel-po3zl]

@Softie Her explaining what sleep is also part of the joke

[@khaos1145]

@Softie well you didn t get his joke

[@LoryMP3]

I slept 4 hours for about 2 times, but I dont think it makes me one of those people

[@dospiir8045]

Someone : **has Pain Immunity** Legos : Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@kujojotaro4579]

I feel pain but i laugth every time

[@jetset1123]

Legos being painful is hella overrated. Y’all are just some pussies

[@JavAnimations14]

@@kujojotaro4579 me too xD

[@Nightcaputy]

That guy: laughs while being tortured

[@tylosenpai6920]

It means bufning your hand without feeling anything even if it melt

[@ShadowLinkxMaster]

Poison, freeze, heat, alcohol and electric resistance sound like power ups and I want them all!

[@harry.t9523]

1:21: Ah, I remember a couple of individuals with this ability being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Freddie Mercury. Also, I think that Miguel Rivera from “Coco” has this as well.

[@jevildeltarune6222]

Okay but the “YOU” parts are hella positive/wholesome

[@faithy_py]

Ooh deltarune

[@Sticfigure]

More motivation then the videos they show at school

[@NapstabIook]

Yup me rare sleeping all days eating playing at least i am fit

[@jaysonklein6018]

I agree. Very positive and wholesome.

[@niamatullahrazza3534]

You: Being the only person able to control your life My Parents: Oh, I don't think so

[@marcoemanueleprosperi6483]

Wtf is your profile picture lmao

[@jiannabielby434]

it do be like that

[@ScialicSekiyo]

Pikachu has a di-

[@clydexmation4583]

Your profile picture makes me wanna bleach my eyes

[@Astrolaria_]

Poor u :(

[@Phil-ui4tm]

The ability to jack it left handed is my special skill.

[@funnyguy-ko9mc]

Can't believe you are more likely to have heat resistance than alcohol resistance.

[@mskittygemma]

"YOU, the only person that can control your life." Chronic Illness: You sure about that?

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

My Uncle: Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Sweet4chokoreeto]

My mental illnesses: do you wanna bet?

[@TheCollectiveHexagon]

@Boots Jew white people that want to hurt you and your whole existence: u sure fam?

[@RubyPiec]

Thats also why it's only 7,700,000,000 instead of 7,700,000,000

[@imbored3063]

school: yea...... right....

[@ipadipaidipeed3805]

Probability of car crashing : 50% Me : wont happen to me... Prbability of getting superpowers : 0.09% Me : I mean... You never know...

[@Dremag_Gaming]

Right. I mean there still is a chance. Lol

[@mig-29]

Pretty much we dont.

[@fragrantasever]

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

[@yerlocaljacc8461]

The only superpower you have a chance of getting us poison immunity but you have to get manuly sadly but let's be real who is going to poison you

[@Chara-chan]

What are you doing here sprite

[@thetickler85]

“Imagine laughing while being tortured” tickling: am I a joke to you?

[@rodgeezekielalvarez2101]

im like sleep deprivation immunity i dont even sleep 2 hours sometimes and i still feel like i slept 10 hours

[@jason-pl9ef]

"1 in 20 people are short sleepers" high school students: are we a joke to you?

[@prasdj6937]

Also college students bruh

[@alop56]

Also there is no one with super speed

[@danaiiMiau]

@@alop56 We don't know that. Maybe they're not yet discovered. 🤷🏻

[@kown2259]

@@alop56 What about Usain Bolt he ran the 100m in 9 second and the caption said "anyone who can run/break the 100m under 10s".

[@humanoid7495]

But I dont even sleep

[@lucashimself_]

Above 144 IQ 1 in 600 Literally 80% of internet: lol i have this

[@matu88ma]

I have this

[@testfortester7131]

Then solve the puzzle at 0:35

[@LanieMae]

Test Fortester the answer is salmon

[@leo-a-h-g]

I go with D, does someone know the answer?

[@lancetheking7524]

every mobile legends player in Philippines has that, hahahaha

[@April_Equestrian]

I have hypermobility and it causes extreme joint pain but it's kinda cool lol. I can turn my knees and put my foot on the other side of my hip

[@heartzz4kat]

YOOO EHLERS DANLOS GANG

[@DMatthewW]

I believe there may be superpowers and abilities that occur in individuals once every few thousand years.

[@spaacedust]

Parent: "don't go outside without supervision" Kid with super vision: *yes*

[@firefoxyt6600]

DAMN

[@-roblemedio-485]

200 IQ joke

[@pranavlimaye]

With Gene editing.... Soon

[@Alex_IHateHandles]

L0nelyqvrl We found the 1 in 10,000,000 prodigy

[@cerpiper]

Lol 😂😂👍

[@aaaah540]

What if there are more people with super-resistance, but they don’t even know it because they refuse to put themselves in danger?

[@falcongamer5867]

^

[@snorka1029]

yeah like people might have alcohol or electricity resistance etc. but they might've never been in contact with electricity or had alcohol

[@falcongamer5867]

@@snorka1029 i remember getting electrocuted twice by a powerboard when i was younger, at first i thought it hurt because naturally it pinches you but then i realized it wasn't so bad and wanted more

[@falcongamer5867]

@@dewaynebass9215 how did you find out then

[@runninglate9672]

@@falcongamer5867 One word: Dogs

[@Redstoner34526]

Having perfect memory would be so useful I have a photographic memory but like that would be awesome to have a perfect memory

[@your.local_person257]

sometimes i stay up at 2 am doing schoolwork feeling like im never gonna wake up again and then i wake up at 8 am feeling like nothing ever happened

[@letwen]

"Peoples with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours and awake normally" Gamers: These are pathetic numbers

[@1dogissky]

💀💀 bruh

[@flagwashere]

I can sleep for just 1-3 hours

[@liamhunter1129]

Schools: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@samo13000]

I have the first abilities (Short Sleeper (1/20))

[@lewdmeat]

Fuck Gamers

[@augh7287]

Reigarw: You-the only person that can control your own life. North Korean Government: Yes

[@bonedxddy]

Copied

[@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143]

@@bonedxddy no u

[@bonedxddy]

@@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143 no u no u

[@yuurichito1439]

Me super nuts protection 1 to 10000000000000000000 chance ur balls don't feel pain that much

[@neonmrkr]

it’s ok they don’t have internet in north korea

[@pzza1097]

Shoutout to the legendary uploader who went nick fury mode and searched for all these superheroes.

[@edla_li]

this is so holesome

[@EsPiRiTuTrOlEaDoR]

Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test. Human calculators: suicide

[@princereyes2094]

Dark. I like it.

[@eliekuan7629]

@yvxc_. yesss me to hahaha

[@jordanhill6858]

Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test Human calculator: exists Teacher: *so you have chosen death* Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10

[@syncdefamiliar5039]

Pretty good but this would be better ( not taking credit) Human calculators: FREE!

[@alexmay2213]

just walk out the door

[@acedv6134]

Superpowers: YOU "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."

[@BraveLilToasty]

I can feel pain 10x more than the average person. I am the ultimate sensor.

[@stew8964]

@@BraveLilToastylol😂🤣

[@thescarytransperson]

@@BraveLilToasty i can feel it even if someone touched me im suuuper

[@jack_copperz]

@@BraveLilToasty _bruh_ I uave the opposite of cold and pain resistance XD

[@silantx]

Walking super quiet

[@shreyjain3197]

my dad is definitely a short sleeper he sleeps at 12 and wakes up at 6 everyday and is super energetic

[@Flabbysabber]

Short sleeper:-is on the list- Every college student:"maybe I have superpowers"

[@gopnikcommunist8006]

Alcohol Immunity Russians *Let us introduce ourselves*

[@006bartdiebrak7]

allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Metalbeast46934]

You better not be talking about the vodka, I drink.

[@brandonveltri2825]

Andre the giant would drink the entire Russian population under the table if he was still around

[@johndoe5440]

latin america exists too

[@horrorbeyondhumancomprehension]

In soviet russia vodka drinks you

[@silentkills8295]

Alcohol immunity: *exists* Russians: I'll take your entire stock

[@eggistopia9013]

You seem to forget about the irish

[@life_is_a_myth]

@@eggistopia9013 Germans, French, or probably Europeans in general.

[@penev.p]

@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.

[@life_is_a_myth]

@@penev.p still Europeans do consume a lot of alcohol.

[@salt7709]

Coronavirus: I am going to end this people's whole cerrer

[@justagoosethatsall]

that moment at the end was very wholesome

[@SheetingHydroFrame]

This video was a little childhood to me I watched this 3 years ago and when I was in AHSA School Now I’m in MIPSS School

[@birdbird749]

My super power is having the ability to disappoint everyone around me by just simply doing nothing

[@NotKiiro]

This comment is such a disappointment 😐

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

or maybe its the fact that you poop on peoples cars.

[@theomiller623]

Bruh same

[@Sparky-vf7ms]

Same

[@rassya11]

sad

[@whatdoinamethischannel9749]

Me going without any sleep for an entire day and all I suffer is a mild headache sometimes

[@ishanaswonderland6301]

Well, everyone is special even without these special abilities. Everyone is special in their own way. For example, I am speical because I eat everything that people give me to eat, I don't leave any food on the plate. One more way I'm special is that I can type fast, I type faster than others, and when I write on a book or paper, I have a good and beautiful handwriting that is also readable.

[@Firemarioflower]

You're blessed. I wish I could do that.

[@ishanaswonderland6301]

@@Firemarioflower Yeah, I'm one of the best ones.

[@angeldxst]

I have a superpower called "no matter how long I sleep for, im still tired"

[@lieutenantnomad9198]

Narcolepsy

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

Sloth

[@Sweet4chokoreeto]

Chronic fatigue

[@lilsway5071]

Relateable

[@angeldxst]

@@aeroslothy Finally, a fellow degenerate. Nice to meet you.