Reimi's Past Uncensored Version

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Anime: JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 4: Diamond wa Kudakenai (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 ダイヤモンドは砕けない)

[@Vladimir-if6lj]

And then Rohan grabs Koichi like a plastic bag and ran

[@Galactoide]

After all of that, Rohan took Koichi for a walk

[@kerbincheeselord3681]

*nigerundyo*

[@megabrain5685]

Koichi: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[@sultryazian]

Yeah is Rohan that tall and is Koichi that light

[@patho-9327]

Can't they fight back with their stands? How would their stands go against the ghost?

[@HayatoStarGod]

Danny. Iggy. Arnold. RIP Best Dogs

[@MantaRaydiated]

Arnold at least got his revenge in the end.

[@xavierk9047]

And Danny and Iggy was avenged

[@goose9245]

but one good doggo lived! police

[@anotherbobafett6238]

Koichi's dog: Im starting to see a pattern here that im not so sure I like

[@nikovlnc]

RIP secco

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Weird that Jojo’s would censor a dog death. That’s like Dragon Ball censoring Dragon Balls or Naruto censoring headbands.

[@morarimokale3644]

Nani are you the brother of just some guy without a moustache

[@almasnvlrr]

Censor... Dragon *Balls* lmao

[@almasnvlrr]

@@judehanma you didn't get the joke. bruh

[@IEatPaper32]

Jude673 calm down there buddy you don’t have to go insulting all English people because you didn’t understand a joke where the punchline is literally in bold font and you don’t think it’s funny.

[@almasnvlrr]

@@IEatPaper32 hahaha you're totally right

[@tofuuu5686]

Imagine a ghost telling his/her own death in 3rd person, that would literally scare me

[@cr1sprarchives408]

3rd and it probably wouldn't freak me out I would just be confused when she reveals it

[@theblandcharlie822]

@@cr1sprarchives408 nah, 2nd person would be scarier

[@mariusmglestue1234]

She’s narrating in 3rd person 1st person: I/Me 2nd person: You 3rd person: He/She/It

[@tofuuu5686]

@@mariusmglestue1234 thanks for the correction

[@lucasplayz680]

@@theblandcharlie822 nah 4th person

[@pibbuls]

the sound track is so good for this

[@dimwit2242]

That because DiU has za best music with golden wind behind it

[@poojakundu1164]

*screams like kakyoin*

[@SlashinatorZ]

Sucks Reimi didn't get a proper theme

[@patryk3032]

Nice pic mr sus

[@ladnook_4952]

do u know the name of it??(((

[@kolrp7939]

Anime subtitles: She found her loving dog. Arnold hanging dead from a coat hanger. KZbin’s captions: It wasn’t a kazoo after all! It was a dead big chunk! The Chunkiest Boy of all!

[@Dark-uj2jq]

You entered the wrong fortnite lobby gamer

[@SgvSth]

Honestly, I figured that the captions were going to show the scene in the Dub version to compare. I should have noticed when it talked about Breakfast.

[@kirkskilling3249]

Wtf are these captions

[@Lily-gz3ip]

breakfast

[@wormsign2637]

You have stumbled into the town of Duwang.

[@darthakaya]

This is terrifying when you realize Kira was hiding while pretending to be Arnold for a bit, licked her hand, and acted like him under the bed until Reimi realized Arnold was dead.

[@majimadavis3602]

bruhhh

[@localalleywaycatdealer7628]

I honestly really like Reimi. She is one of the prettiest characters in my opinion, and her and Rohan are so wholesome together

[@durian.electra]

Are we not gonna talk about the wholesome moment when koichi wraps his arms around rohan

[@chillingchill6823]

UwU

[@ferrallezz5246]

Same.

[@seryozha2425]

gay

[@durian.electra]

@@seryozha2425 i agree

[@setya4540]

That's adorable

[@t.abhishek1271]

Luckily police doesn't met the same fate as other dogs

[@spicycaik359]

Thanks to part 6, we don’t have to worry if police dies or not

[@nicolasdiez7688]

Say that to all the police oficers who were killed by Dio in part 1

[@thezi2141]

@@nicolasdiez7688 *I think he is referring to Koichi's Dog, Buddy.*

[@cheesefellow3851]

Spicycaik we’ll considering that part 4 takes place in 1999 and *spoilers for part 6 probably * It’s set in 2011/2012 then police has probably ‘bit the dusto’

[@t.abhishek1271]

@@nicolasdiez7688 lol..i was talking about koichi's dog😂😂

[@Daydy377]

Kira didn't cut her hand, why? Unless he probably took Reimi's mom's hand

[@novaguns5766]

KAKYOIN!?

[@sanduba57]

It was his first murder.

[@MrGksarathy]

He just forgot for some reason.

[@mkg-r]

@Hylbert Von Mayhem reimi mentioned he didn't take her hand. Look at this video at 2:35 kzbin.info/www/bejne/paTMdmiefcSZY6c kira was only a teenager at that time and it was his first kill so he probably hadn't thought of keeping her hand yet

[@Hjazy_Sol]

@Hylbert Von Mayhem Bruh. If she has deep scars on her back then if Kira cut her hands she wouldn't have them right now.

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

Plot twist:Rohan was the one licking her hand.

[@Ko_Reisen]

🤤

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

@@Ko_Reisen lol reimi was the closest to rohan

[@scentedrock]

Rohan was at that age 4- Unless it was bites za dusto Rohan.

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

@@scentedrock heavens door created hell so he can create bites za dusto

[@scentedrock]

@@lesscringeymapperdude Wait why would he then lick Reimi's hand instead of trying to get rid of Josuke etc.

[@JotaroKujo-ds6ix]

Reimi is the strongest josis ever. All she needs is to make you look the otherway.

[@guragiovanna9707]

what if theres some cyclop with an eye behind its head?

[@JotaroKujo-ds6ix]

@@guragiovanna9707 basically same thing since you gotta look the other way for it to happen. Doesn't matter which way you look when you enter

[@autisticduck3071]

N'Doul: *visible confusion*

[@denytheinevitable7966]

If you can resist it's easy

[@SlashinatorZ]

I make her the hero in this fanfiction deviantart.com/infinitywarriorgragg/art/Reimi-s-Bizarre-Adventure-Justice-from-Heaven-849798085

[@nooriginalusername8052]

Rohan: my stand's ability let's me read memories of what they heard or saw when they were alive so I didn't know Me: she was alive when she saw Arnold dead hanging from the coat hang and she heard Kira talking to her shouldn't that be in her memories still?

[@arakewithinternetaccess4378]

NOPE PLOT! GO

[@xavierk9047]

As Rohan said, he can't read what he purposely blocked out of his mind. That was a traumatizing moment for him, so he just blocked it out of his mind. Basically he can't read what he doesn't want to read

[@giuseppeagresta1425]

@@xavierk9047 really interesting

[@mkg-r]

Well he didn't reach the rest of them because koichi told him to stop reading as he was reading the intimate details of her life like her first French kiss and whatnot, so he didn't see her death before they confirmed she wasn't a danger to them

[@strayorion2031]

I guess that part was at the very end of the pages and rohan couldn't read them

[@choom]

that haunting piano sets the mood so well, theres just something about jojo always having soothing piano moments if its not in the anime its in the games.

[@floatingcatball7843]

Watching this video with captions looks so hilarious. It's as if I'm watching an abridged version

[@يحيىعبدالحليم-م7ص]

Lol with no captions even it's japanese it's better

[@bilalozkul8826]

Rohan: "Oh my god ghosts" Also Rohan: "pulls out a notebook and starts writing down"

[@unknownricecake3036]

Kira: commits murder Reimi: *is this your first time*

[@sadvec6328]

Jotaro: Please stop young lady, you're scaring my son

[@kevqr9729]

0:02 that walk looks familiar...

[@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini]

DIO!!!

[@Cibraste]

suzie q at the end of part 2 lol

[@kirjian]

I would recommend Jojo to anyone except dog lovers. That would be immoral.

[@lmahu6627]

Araki actually love dogs, though. Their murder in his manga just serves to show how evil the bad guys can be.

[@PeaShooterAutoHunter]

@@lmahu6627 the only antagonist who is against that is Kars tho

[@Anastasiaaugh]

@@PeaShooterAutoHunter part 6 and 7 spoilers Pucchi and Funny Valentine didn't kill dogs,in fact Pucchi saved one and it was similiar to the thing Kars did to save the dog.

[@hollowsid9623]

I'm a dog lover but l like this show

[@delusionss]

Fun Fact: Reimi's story is inspired by a creepypasta known as "Humans can lick too"

[@SillyFunnyDummy]

i think everyone knows that

[@eryanlopez5416]

@@SillyFunnyDummy btw I don't .

[@delusionss]

@@SillyFunnyDummy Well i didn't know it when i first watched it...

[@sirgrantelton1081]

Not a creepypasta but an actual urban legend. Keep in mind DIU was written before creepy pastas and the internet was a thing

[@M4tchazz]

@@SillyFunnyDummy I didn't...just felt like telling you that

[@ppmusic1322]

Whoever made the subtitles deserves an Oscar

[@nepstruesom5100]

What's the difference, I couldn't tell

[@terumiskitty6320]

Same

[@Naimsznn]

Kakyoin - Kun no

[@Naimsznn]

Kakyoin - Kun yeah it’s the same

[@Naimsznn]

Kakyoin - Kun that’s how his throat looks

[@1spaces]

Then whats the diffrence?

[@noreeaki]

I love Koichi and Rohan's reaction to the story

[@ShiedaTora]

Even when Reimi's petting her dog... She's doing a freaking JOJO POSE !!

[@itsaname7448]

We just have to remember, Kira sat there for 10 minutes licking this girl's hand

[@ethanlee8307]

Kira deadass hid under a girl's bed and licked her hand.

[@semiplussemi]

"What did I had for breakfast?" "Nobody cares for what you had for breakfast." -Captions

[@durval616]

Bruh i love dead girls now

[@adman1381]

Nani?

[@xavierk9047]

Necrophilia

[@durval616]

@@xavierk9047 its just go to morioh in that point

[@fax7830]

Wtf

[@CowyC]

Hol up

[@iggygnacho7455]

2:18 "...it was me REIMI"

[@misterkoneko2389]

Here in jojo.. We have vampire, leader vampires, yellow energy. And stands that doesn't make sense sometimes and just works, and ghost and aliens. Wonder if there's a zombie.. B/

[@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini]

Bruh Phantom blood has zombies, Dio created some zombie minions alongside with his vampires.

[@gzanykat9553]

Yes, Bucciarati was one.

[@misterkoneko2389]

@@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini yes zombie's

[@KaiSC]

@@gzanykat9553 except that the zombies from phantom blood were real zombies, while bruno was just a soul possessing a dead body

[@iliveinsideyourhouse3943]

Don't forget the spin users from part 7

[@ThesGoesMental]

0:16 Koichi be like : *wait that's illegal* Rohan be like : a murder? *BOOMER*

[@AudreysKitchen]

Thank you for your comment it's really fun to click on the 0:16 over and over again

[@WickedPhase]

I have been waiting for more uncensored content very niceu

[@guragiovanna9707]

so this is what you watch while you have some time before you die everytime, *interesting*

[@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini]

Yare yare daze

[@fishfood8711]

Turning on captions make this 100 times better

[@dawidrajchel3218]

The subtitles are a masterpiece.

[@froggygofast9949]

Rohan’s hair is so inconsistent during this. Just look at 0:11 and 1:09 and 0:31, it seems like the artists are just flipping it to make it fit the look of the scene.

[@svp5thechad408]

Is this Heaven's door hiden ability!?

[@Lily-gz3ip]

like mickey's ears

[@lokouba]

i thought it was some effect of the haunted alley.

[@あすあーす-p9o]

いっつも思うんだけどめっちゃ振り返ってるよね。このシーン。

[@GratifiedChill]

Dude the subtitles are funny as hell all the videos that have captions in them have a whole ass story that Is such a thrill ride

[@codaboi138]

I feel like Araki takes the concept of 'all dogs go to heaven' a little too literally

[@DaroLinguiniJohnson]

She's a ghost Stands are ghosts Jonathan is Star Platinum

[@mex_I.M]

No.No and No. Star platinum is a manifestation of Jotaro. Besides do u realy think Jonathan would hit a woman.

[@DaroLinguiniJohnson]

But but stands r gosts tho :(

[@SosigNPC]

@@mex_I.M bitch watch the part 3 in a nutshell then jotaro will say hi im jojo 3 and i have big punch ghost

[@Minillus]

For the last time, no, SP is not Jonathan. SP is the physical embodiment of Jotaro's fighting spirit. SP is Jotaro

[@anothe.r]

The guy who wrote the captions is a legend

[@woswald17]

The person that did the subtitles need an Oscar

[@takoyakilover8713]

Rohan be like: Ok, ok go on. I need this in my next volume

[@watermelon5521]

0:40 subtitles: *she awoke to what sounded like a kazoo coming from her parents room*

[@thunderibiscuitz7893]

So uh I wasn't expecting that

[@xv1thanatos956]

There’s an uncensored version ahah😳 Hot.

[@muaythaiisfun4404]

TheGamerAK78-YT reimi is pretty hot

[@carachamadofinger4640]

@@muaythaiisfun4404 *SPW OPEN UP*

[@thisiswhatitfeelslike]

@@carachamadofinger4640 how old id she??

[@carachamadofinger4640]

@@thisiswhatitfeelslike 15 or 16

[@thisiswhatitfeelslike]

@@carachamadofinger4640 oh,nice she is legal in Japan then😏

[@murasakirenea9290]

Kira licked a 10 year olds hand,along with the fact that Rohan someone who usually hates people,let Koichi jump on him,let that sink in

[@sircuffington]

She was 16

[@o.o9825]

@@sircuffington wait, that's *still illegal* At least in certain countries, that is

[@cloudie1464]

@@o.o9825 he was 18

[@krasavatf2800]

​@@o.o9825man, Kira killed her, it is illegal too

[@Lardo137]

Those captions are something else.

[@LeWeeb]

Didn't anyone notice the amazing subtitles on this video

[@ZERO-hr1xe]

1:57 ROHAN CHAD ROHAN CHAD ROHAN CHAD 1:57

[@Gamblinggambler]

bruh this comment should have many like

[@1spaces]

Whats Rohan Chad?

[@ZERO-hr1xe]

@@1spaces Look Rohan at 1:57

[@1spaces]

Oh ok

[@moustachio9936]

That's not the uncensored i was expecting..

[@guragiovanna9707]

Reimi showed her mega melonies to Rohan in the background

[@JotaroKujo-xx4jz]

Giorno wtf

[@guragiovanna9707]

@@JotaroKujo-xx4jz hi

[@JotaroKujo-xx4jz]

@@guragiovanna9707 Hi Giorno

[@andrewjohnson8875]

The KZbin subtitles for this are amazing, rip Big Chunk

[@itsafish4600]

Had fun with the subtitles I see

[@xinonuzumaki83]

The subtitles: Your hand is so soft and cute young lady Meanwhile KZbin Subtitles: Koichi Hirose, Got any cheeseburgers The sub: I've already killed you parents Meanwhile The YT Sub: I've already kissed your parents goodnight!

[@EE-nx7zj]

OML THE CAPTIONS LOOOL READ THE CAPTIONSSS

[@kanamarii]

"Koichi Hirose, got any cheeseburgers?"

[@knen952]

Captions explaining the dog: chunky

[@globaljuke3496]

the subtitles leveled up this video to astolfo level

[@justsomejustinywithoutamus6103]

Normal: then waht? Corruption: kazoo concert? Edit: theres another one Normal: she found her beloved dog, arnold hanging dead from a coat hanger! Corruption: it wasn't a kazoo after all!! It was dead big chunck the chunkiest boy of all!!! Mr. Worldwide

[@zixby2]

Reimi:We must be in the same fortnight lobby

[@ult0Z]

So...We gonna talk 'bout the captions this guy put in

[@Gamblinggambler]

this is the only episode that made me goosebumps

[@migolwigol]

are we not going to talk about the subtitles in the video?😭😭😭

[@ripdoombrins_limited4496]

Bro the translator makes the uncensored version way more funnier 💀💀💀

[@brendanberthelon2648]

This was actually ripped from a scary bedtime story that I'd heard when I was younger

[@loverswonder8569]

This used to be the only story I could remember, and I didn't know it was from this until I watched DIU

[@lonewalkerproductions]

First time I watched this was at 3am. I am unashamed to admit I had JoJo nightmares

[@Zxk1087]

Ooo such a sad past I feel bad for Sakura.

[@snowpegasi]

The KZbin captions fucking killed me, don't think I've had such a good laugh in a while.

[@Ace-rz3fv]

I'm noone gonna talk about the KZbin captions?

[@thatguy763]

The subtitles are making me laugh. This is hilarious!

[@YeahImNori]

YOU THOUGHT THE GIRL WAS MADE UP, BUT IT WAS ME, REIMI!

[@superbombyman1501]

When I read "Reimi" and "Uncensored" in the title, I thought I was going to see something else. I felt like I got clickbaited. Please don't call the FBI. It was an honest mistake.

[@leonivicic7402]

Well she is legal now? SOOOOOOO i guess you get a pass

[@Ko_Reisen]

But she’s 15 💀

[@williamgabriel2245]

I was kinda clickbaited, but because I thought they would show the scar on her back.

[@Godslayerx79]

@@williamgabriel2245 Lmao i thought so too.

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@Ko_Reisen 13

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

Not gonna lie the scene with arnorld at the coat hanger creeped me the hell out... i think im gonna have nightmares tonight

[@aurumofcyberelius]

Nigerundayo Koichi!

[@kyrb889]

Damn, I wish I heard that fantastic Kazoo Solo with my Chunky boy

[@illuwariaa]

sooooo are we not gonna talk about the NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST

[@richardjoshgomez4661]

*"What did I have for breakfast?"*

[@historyperson7218]

SPOLIERS! Rohan was there when reimi died cause Rohan parents had to go somewhere so they chose reimi to babysit Rohan and then at night reimi dropped Rohan out the window letting Rohan escaped but kira killed her when she tried when the police found Rohan, Rohan kept crying and said “reimi dropped me out the window” he doesn’t remember this somehow.

[@ngngqucuong6740]

Rip Big Potato

[@WUTWoomyYT]

I didn’t know there was a censored version

[@joe-lq6jz]

what they mean by censored is that they remove the black that censors gore

[@joe-lq6jz]

@Charlettif you purchase Blu-ray i think

[@AudreysKitchen]

I watched the censored version of Diamond is Unbreakable, and all the severed hands had a blur effect on the wound.... So I didn't know they were actually severed hands for most of the series... I thought they were removed with a stand ability and were like floating around 😐

[@gone.forgotten.2033]

I love how Koichi's father is Rohan when Reimi scared him 😂😂😂

[@TheRealExr]

Dude the captions are the best thing

[@JodaroKujo]

The captions I can’t 😂😂😂 “Goichi Hirose, Got any cheeseburgers?”

[@m.elkhodeery7138]

If your captions are off, believe me you indeed missed the damn deal

[@praisebush]

Subtitles: Talking about a murder of Reimi Captions: Woah a kazoo concert!

[@salty8289]

This videos captions are a thing of glory

[@tasyaroblox9884]

"The memories i read using my imaginary friend, Trap Boy Astolfo, were from she was alive, so i had no idea!"

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

Koichi hugged Rohan

[@bird101]

Subtitle:the girl check around for kazoo consert

[@ahyesinternet9500]

0:18 rohan : murder? The subtittle : what did i have for breakfast

[@DPS_765]

STANDO NAME : BIG POTATO CHUNK ABILITY : THE CHONKIES OF ALL

[@billyrunsaplumbingservice1141]

In fact that Rohan was her close neighbour back then.

[@pingusmingus]

And also reimi was his babysitter

[@CheeseWedgeFrenchToast]

The captions are amazing

[@子不快]

Remi: Once upon a time a murder took place around 15 years ago. Coochie: A murder?! Roha: What did I have for breakfast? Remi: Nobody cares about what you had for breakfast. Also remi: Would you like me to tell you a scary story? Again remi: Old man Joe next door told me this story. The night of the murder. AGAIN remi: While the girl who lived in that house was asleep in her bedroom. Anotha remi: She awoke to what sounded like a kazoo coming from her parents room. Totally not remi: Why play the Kazoo? Papa! Mama! She screamed out Actually remi: BUT THE KAZOO CONTINUED. Definitely remi: the little boy (wait what) wasn’t scared, because her beloved *Big chunk* was by her side. Roha: Big Chunk? remi: Yes. He was a chunky boy. Again remi: Even in the dark, if she put her hand underneath her bed, she would hear a familiar “oh Hello Neighbor” as he licked her hand. Also remi: She knew she was safe with *Chunky* potato by her side. Reimi?: But the epic kazoo solo continued for more than 20 minutes. Not reimi: Finally , the girl decided to check out where the kazoo concert was being held. Coochie: Kazoo concert?! Not remi either?: It wasn’t a kazoo after all! It was dead big chunk!! The chunkiest boy of all!! Actually remi: Big chunk was dead guys!! Who KILLED BIG CHUNK?! Maybe remi: Then all of a sudden, a voice spoke to her from under the bed!! ???: Coochie Hirose, got any cheeseburgers? Might be remi: Whimpers in italian ??? I’ve already kissed your parents goodnight.. Then he killed princess pinkie pie too! Coochie: P-P-Princess Pinkie Pie?! Remi: Did I really sound that convincing? I just wanted to scare you for making fun of my fan fiction idea! Coochie: (Cries on inside) I honestly can’t tell whether I like the original story or the poorly translated into English translation using English Subtitles.

[@aidanater981]

Jojo fan:I here remi and uncencerd... Next week 2.4m views

[@EpicLokvanji]

Did you have a stroke?

[@guragiovanna9707]

Oh man, I guess your fingers/eyes hurt too 😂

[@careless-truth5860]

Rohan, we've told you this millions of times, no one cares about your breakfast!

[@challengeaccepted5613]

Koochi was scared af

[@enzolanzalone]

Captions are awesome