Rein it in -- Crazy Reddit Stories -- Two Hot Takes Podcast Full Ep

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Alejandra!! This theme is straight chaos... and these people don't know the definition of reining it in.. clearly. From wanting an ex back to stealing moms underwear we didn't know what to say. Tell us what you think of these goofballs!
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[@dariapankratova3468]

"I felt lonely and was seeking partnership..." Get a dog!!!

[@candiedolives5340]

Or a full-time job & quit pretending he'll have a music career 🙄

[@Ash-mo7oc]

@@candiedolives5340 yeah like he even mentions that he doesn't do much in his "music career". In order to have a legitimate career in music, you have to be on the road and spending everyday hours to get as much publicity as possible in order to get more people to want to buy your music. Like how are you ever expecting to make it big if you keep playing to the same small crowd at a pub?

[@AbigailArwen]

Indeed, get a dog, don't be one.

[@carpenter28085]

All good points And when I was lonely in my marriage: I legit got myself a kitten!! I didn't step out on my freaking partner!

[@everleighxoxox]

Orrrrrrr COMMUNICATE THIS WITH THE PARTNER YOU ALREADY HAVE! Loneliness NEVER justifies cheating!!

[@mik5862]

Nobody is talking about how the first guy had a girlfriend when he started stalking his ex wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater…

[@TwoHotTakes]

Wait…. Wtf

[@LunaC_literaturecoach]

Not only that, the ex wife had a restraining order on him, and he posted on r/legaladvice asking if he can hire a private investigator to stalk her... He clearly learnt nothing

[@GabrielaRivas]

@@LunaC_literaturecoach Is there a link? That's wild!

[@TimeQuxxn]

@@TwoHotTakes I mean, going to her house and waiting until her man leaves to go in and say something? That's very stalker behavior. Especially since he keeps finding ways to keep tabs on her

[@marley92282]

He is a scuzzy weasel of the highest order, make no mistake.

[@shilohgalanius]

To the first story: She glowed up because she lost a deadweight freeloader. She has half the expenses to worry about and only herself to take care of.

[@lynzieball9075]

my sister just got divorced cause he (ex) husband was becoming an alcoholic and refusing therapy. we also found out he was cheating. my sister seriously looks like she lost a hundred pounds. her husband then begged her to take him back. too late loser

[@ivanahabek3329]

exactly.

[@epxcc1f]

@@lynzieball9075 wow. I hope your sister is doing well

[@klaythoring1326]

I remember all the people telling me how great I looked when I’d made my decision - I just stopped carrying a massive weight around and realized I was free and unimpeded. Turns out a lot of the physical things I was suffering from were from mental and emotional pain that expressed itself physically because I kept ignoring it.

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I just went through something very similar myself, and I need to keep reminding myself of that! Time for a glow up!

[@beethany3020]

I don’t understand what it is with men telling women that they’re “immature” for being rightfully pissed off in situations that are completely unfair and hurtful????

[@LeilaleilaZ]

Extremely manipulative behavior. "I caused you this distress but I'll blame the situation escalating on you being immature and not being able to handle anything, so I'll deflect as much blame as possible". That first story was disgusting! What a gross pos of a man

[@slouchingslug8000]

PERIOD

[@Vanessa-bk4nv]

"What is it with men?" It's toxic masculinity.

[@ana-nim]

Typical gaslighting.

[@sarahjrgensen1027]

Projecting probably lol

[@boryanaivanova9962]

About the 1st story : How convenient, get someone you like, make them take care of you and fully support you. Then complain they are not as fun, fancy and flirty as before. Use this as excuse to cheat, then blame them. After you split they feel and look much better (because they don't use their time and resources to take care of you) and you want them back. And complain that they don't want you + guilt trip them that it's their fault that your relationship don't work

[@adriana.l0]

Lol you know cheaters anything to not be responsible for their shitty choices time after time

[@marley92282]

“The reality check bounced” is fucking BRILLIANT!

[@bonanahh]

Secret signature guy was DEFINITELY trying to pull some kind of POA/conservatorship bullshit with his wife and I am MAD

[@cassidyhuffman9686]

I would’ve said yes, then the moment papers were in front of me, I’m grab them and rip the blindfold off .

[@heezypeasy8611]

@@cassidyhuffman9686 thats exactly what I was thinking too! I'd be finding out wtf he was trying to get me to sign

[@tiffariff]

@@cassidyhuffman9686 okay good jm not the only ome

[@SherbertLime]

That's what I was thinking! It made me think of that because of her mentioning she was recently very ill. He likely saw his in to controlling literally everything that has to do with her money. We definitely need more context but it makes me wonder how much money she has and if he's seeing some sort of $$$ after her recent trip to the hospital.

[@madisonharter]

The fact that even if its just blank pages and wont even show them means its something

[@haileyburke5021]

On the wedding one- I had a child free wedding and two of my bridesmaids (both sister in laws) were literally 39 weeks pregnant. All went well and we joked about what they would do if their water broke during the ceremony. Some people are ridiculous 🥴

[@JW-vd4il]

Did you almost feel disappointed noone DID go into labor at your wedding? 😂 I also like a good story.... So how cool would it be that forever after your SIL or friend's kids birthday is your wedding day?! 😁

[@haileyburke5021]

@@JW-vd4il lol I honestly would’ve been overjoyed if it did happen 😂 definitely a cool story!

[@InspiringZebras]

I mean but like it’s also the brides choice? I’m pregnant right now if i was 38-39 weeks pregnant I WOULDNT even wanna be at a wedding all day. Yes you can want to have family at the wedding but I also wouldn’t want someone giving birth at my wedding that’s just me. And that should be okay? People have whole ass very specific rules for their wedding. Why are we villainizing someone for wanting what all brides want and wanting to have all eyes on her

[@sabrinab7568]

@@InspiringZebrasThis!! Weddings are expensive as fuck. She very well could go into labor early and I wouldn’t want that either. Their commentary was an L take honestly. Because no she wouldn’t just be escorted out and things keeping going smoothly. The soon to be husbands family would all leave. She’s being villainized for being realistic. You spend all this time and effort planning this day. And sure - not everything will go as planned but you can prevent certain things like a literal labor. Soon to be husband is also an asshat for running and telling mommy and daddy immediately instead of communicating with OP.

[@ashleylogan8609]

The story with the girl signing the paper blind folded, I’d honestly tell him I would do it then rip the blindfold off to see the papers. Obviously right before I start signing. Very curious to what the papers are.

[@1096nghsg]

Literally what I thought

[@joyzimmer5705]

For real though!

[@FluffyLlama]

I'm guessing some kind of life Insurance or something signing away rights (because of the chronic illness)

[@Fingerscrossedout]

Yeah! And I would use a fake signature 😬

[@rebeccapeeler4435]

He could get violent tho

[@happymama2793]

The story about the wife having trust issues and refusing to sign a paper blindfolded He Purposely broke a boundary she set and then asks why she doesn't Trust him? Gas. Lighting.

[@jrowme9230]

Lol I bet it’s a post-nuptial agreement or divorce papers, loan or even life insurance… super sketch if he has isolated her 😳 hopefully an update saying she’s safe soon!

[@hearmeout2078]

@@averll what makes it even more suspicious to me is that he didn’t even drop that. He kept gas lighting her about her choice of not signing with “oh you don’t trust me” and whatever. I’d honestly would consider breaking off a relationship for something like this. She explained to him her worries, not wanting to sign blindfolded if he doesn’t show what she signed (which is totally fine and right, since you’re signature is not a doodle, it’s actually legally binding) and even after that, did he an explanation? Did he care about her worries? Absofuckinglutely not

[@cheshirebambi1981]

My mind just goes to the darkest place of what her husband wants her to sign is a suicide note or something. She is entitled to see what she is going to sign. You can trust someone with your life but they can stab you in the back with a blindfold it just makes it easier to stab you in the front. One of the reasons to watch and listen to true crime shows and podcasts, even if it does make one a tad paranoid.

[@happymama2793]

@@cheshirebambi1981 my mind didn't even Go There I agree fully with your assessment tho I wish OP had found out his true intentions Although they would make her more paranoid of loved ones and strangers (whatever his plan, it's highly likely it Wasn't in Her best interest) the knowledge would help keep her safer

[@cyreneB]

he seems weirdly obsessed with this, she has every right to not trust him, maybe she recognized signs of deceipt but maybe so suttle she couldn't verbalise them

[@vsailorsv]

GIRL the signature wife scared tf out of me. There was a serial killer (I forgot the case name) but he would make his girlfriends sign blank sheets of paper. He then would murder the girlfriends and use the blank sheets to write their families notes as if they were still alive 🤯 EDIT- The man's name was John Robinson for anybody who is interested. The story is absolutely wild.

[@faithwood5909]

Yeah Bailey Sarian did a video on him and I was so freaked out by it

[@abigailhunt4948]

Yes I know about that guy

[@JW-vd4il]

Thanks! I was trying to remember that one, too! This also made me think of Patrick Frazee who killed Kelsey Berreth. He said he was going to play a game and blindfold her to smell candles and try to name the scent. Then he hit her with a baseball bat and bludgeoned her to death. As for this story, I'm like: *Can't you peek?!* That's what I would try to do. 😀

[@in_99]

Never ever ever ever sign anything without knowing explicitly what it is. Never a blank check, never for your significant other, never for any reason. The fact that he’s even ask her to do something like that and then gaslight her after is a red freaking billboard.

[@ludmilamaiolini6811]

Listening to those wedding stories, it seems that for some people weddings are about being admired by your acquaintances, not celebrating an important milestone with the people you love the most.

[@juicygirl9095]

totally understand the girl who didn't want to sign anything while blindfolded. yes you trust your partner but my mind would also be like wtf??? This would raise red flags even if my mom asked me to do this. Like we're playing a game and you want me to sign documents that I don't know about?? shadyyyyy! Trusting someone doesn't automatically make you stupid and unable to identify a shady situation.

[@alexahowmanyhamsters1312]

I’d just sign it wrong on purpose and see what he does haha

[@hails97751]

The pregnancy story: My mom went into labor with me at a wedding and she toughed out the whole ceremony and reception. Pregnant women are amazing with what they are capable of. Let the girl live and have a good time at the wedding before giving birth!

[@ellamarie9429]

Why not allow your fiancé’s sister to the wedding & shaming her choices? She is not disposable. Fiancé should call off the wedding. Its step one of OP trying to control everything & show true colors. You have chairs & plenty of time to rest during the ceremony & reception. Its Easy to accommodate. OP is making up scenarios as the reason of justifying toxicity. Due date is an approximation after the wedding. Shes stepping up to keep the baby & be responsible. OP could learn a lesson.

[@squishy2368]

@@ellamarie9429 it's also understandable to be worried about someone having their water break at a ceremony that you spend thousands of dollars on. As long as the sister is making any and all accommodations and has a plan to get out discreetly if her water breaks then there shouldn't be an issue but it's worth bringing up and discussing as a concern with the family 🤷‍♀️

[@constancaborbinha8317]

My mum skipped a wedding since it was after the due date, I was born not even a week later

[@caitlinreed2640]

First time moms normally don’t have babies early unless there’s some other complications gestational diabetes, preeclampsia, etc. why not leave it up to the sister when the time come to make that choice herself. I went to my brothers graduation 39 weeks pregnant. It not that serious, come on.

[@rebeccaabrams3079]

Seriously, I went to a Jonas Brothers concert at 37 weeks pregnant, walked around a ton, had a BLAST with my best friend who I knew I wouldn’t get to spend as much time with soon, and then had my daughter 3 days before her due date. No reason to keep her from the fun just because she’s 9 months pregnant!

[@amandaxjune613]

Nawwwwww that signature thing was sketchy af, it was also extremely narcissistic of him to get mad at her for not signing it & wanting to see what he wanted her to sign

[@esvalor2003]

So sketch. He also doesn’t trust her enough to show her the papers either. It takes two in that relationship! Otherwise he’d be on his own and marry himself.

[@Slidyslide]

I literally read the second post on Reddit before this Ep and I suggested she get one of those blindfolds that is actually see through so she can see what the papers say

[@allisonglad5173]

I love Alejandra! I would totally buy a shirt that says "I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think it's a Range Rover" hahahaha!

[@samv6332]

My husband has never done anything un trust worthy and I would still be sketched out signing documents I can’t see.

[@SullivanFamilyChaos]

I hate the blindfold story .. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE PAPERS 😂

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

Me too! We never found out what it was, did we? It was something financial or had to do with liability, for sure. Those would be the things that we have the biggest impact, but things she wouldn’t necessarily sign on her own. I really, really wanna know what it was!

[@SullivanFamilyChaos]

@@noodlepoodlegirl no we never found out! I hope she does an update !

[@JW-vd4il]

I commented somewhere else here: *What about taking a peek?!!* That's totally what I would do. I'm so curious too and this isn't even my problem. Thx to the people who said there's no update. Of course I'm bummed but glad someone else did the legwork!

[@jesmeyer732]

I’ve been married for 14 years together for 16 and I WOULD NEVER sign anything with out seeing it. Period.

[@blacbamboo284]

Story 1 summed up: THE AUDACITY

[@BettieBrutality]

"I don't care if they're playing patty cake!" Lmfao! Totally reminded me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when the detective takes pictures of Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme playing patty cake

[@Amanda_616]

😂😂😂

[@namelessghoul746]

Story 1: 3:13 (OP wants ex back after OP cheating) Story 2: 14:14 (uninvite sis for lying about OP wedding venue) Story 3: 22:28 (refuse to sign blind) Story 4: 33:45 (don't want pregnant 17 y/o SiL at wedding) Story 5: 47:15 (BF broke my mom's underwear)

[@mcsaism]

I wish they would pin these 😭

[@mlskksl]

yes this should be pinned thank you

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

I totally wish they would pin these, I switch between my phone and my laptop so often that I need to line the story times up, and it’s so hard! I think they do it with the newer ones, but I want to thank you! People like you make this world go round more smoothly!

[@erinaslanian2474]

Thank you!!

[@Yaeza31]

You got the time for story 5 wrong. It starts at about 41:37, give or take a few seconds. The time you linked is like, midway through the story and already into their takes

[@jhoanavenzor6110]

Omg I cried when you realized what "jerking the chicken" actually is 🤣🤣🤣

[@amelianekomimi1936]

i think she meant jerk chicken xD

[@rachaelxcolleen]

Alejandra was DYING laughing lmao Ridiculously funny 😂

[@KitchenShenanigans]

My first thought with the story where the girls husband kept wanting her to sign blind folded. My first thought after she said chronic illness, was that he was trying to get her to sign a DNR

[@claudiaelaine4104]

My first thought was life insurance policy/beneficiary info

[@arlenasanders8455]

WOW I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT ! I honestly thought maybe the life insurance policy or something within those lines or POA idk

[@bnkaya]

Omg you’re a genius

[@mars_is_cooler]

I was thinking like divorce papers, yours is a whole lot darker but makes a lot of sense, my jaw literally dropped 😨

[@KitchenShenanigans]

I'm a little obsessed with true crime and that sort of thing, so my mind always goes to what is the most sinister thing that could be happening

[@squid3946]

If you can't afford to buy a pair of underwear I'm mostly concerned about whether or not you're buying condoms?

[@audreybaker90]

This was my thought too. Or birth control.

[@ItsNicoleAnderson]

A thong is like $3 at Walmart 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@cyreneB]

you make a frightening point

[@julesr444]

“i’m not a mathematician but i don’t think it’s a range rover” i died😂💀💀

[@Kelseyzj]

Pregnant teen story. I love how she prefaces the story with “child free wedding” as if a 9 month pregnant woman is considered a “screaming tot” 😂 And religious family aside. They can mind their business. Are they going to ID the girl? 🤦‍♀️

[@mhendrax]

With the wife being asked to sign something blindfolded, I would say, "sure". and then I'd sign something like Jessica Lange and take the blindfold off to see what i am signing

[@emilyward4388]

“The reality check bounced” 🤣👏🏼🙌🏼

[@mad_is_raddd]

To the pregnant wedding story: as a teen mom, statistics are that it is very unlikely that womens first child will come early, also like they said water breaks are over hyped in the media in reality most womens water doesn’t break and with first pregnancy early labor which is light contractions that are period cramp like build for weeks before you have screaming contractions so if the girl possibly went into labor early she would know probably days ahead of time and most likely make the decision not to come if she was or thought she could give birth soon. I personally had early labor contraction for a week before I gave birth and my active labor was for 26 hours and my water didn’t break until I had been laboring for 14 of those 26 hours so trust me she would know if it was baby time and again it’s very very unlikely

[@sydneysheldon1974]

The thong story completely grosses me out! Imagine if her partner had an STD and the underwear didn't get broken and just got given back to her mom 🤢

[@ellamarie9429]

You are both adults. If you dont have money for underwear or protection, & cant be responsible, dont have sex. Underwear are not expensive & can be found at every clothing store. You took them without asking, wrecked them, & should replace them. Dont share underwear. Ugh Germs!

[@adreannasears994]

@@ellamarie9429 I don’t think it’s the point of paying the mom back for the underwear I think it’s that he’s uncomfortable now knowing that his girlfriend and her mother share the same underwear could you imagine an intimate time with your girlfriend now ruined because she borrowed her mothers used underwear? It’s not the part about the money it’s the fact that he’s uncomfortable

[@GrungeGalactica]

He broke them and it was his suggestion, dunno why he’s so embarrassed now lol why didn’t he buy some for her if he’s older and she was a virgin ? I don’t understand the whole sexy lingerie thing anyways, like its super expensive & uncomfortable and it gets ripped off (with little concern from the guy for how delicate it is) pretty quick in my experience.

[@Jimjam3000]

On the topic of the pregnant teen story- when I had my son at 20, I didn’t even KNOW when my water broke. Worked for the next day for 12 hours went in for my check up appt since my due date was close and found out then. That bride to be is being self centered af.

[@SullivanFamilyChaos]

😂😂 same thing happen to me at 20 too 😂😂😂😂 I thought I just couldn’t hold my pee any more it was a slow trickle

[@ktcox21409]

@@SullivanFamilyChaos same. Taking my 3 yo to the movies for the first time!!

[@savannahrodriguez8117]

This happened to my mom too! Her water broke and she thought she just peed on herself. She only realized it was her water breaking when she kept “peeing”

[@Nemo0279]

Not to mention, most first babies come late. Theres a higher chance of the baby being born almost a month later than on the wedding day

[@tiffmitch702]

Bride weird yes but im judging the pregnant women i didint go nowhere the last month of pregnancy i think shes is weird for going to a wedding 9months pregnant how embarrassing if her water broke how weird

[@SalutKalista]

The signature one I would say okay get it all prepped. Once my hands were on the paper I RUN with it and read it 😂

[@nicholewiener4502]

Wedding story: I don’t think this has anything to do with the family it has everything to do with her being mad about a pregnancy outshining her wedding and essentially outshining her “big moment”

[@lumiya_lumos1423]

I set an alarm to watch this premiere because I get so excited to watch these videos. They help my depression and anxiety so much

[@1096nghsg]

I feel you, makes me feel less lonely

[@linnkeo8317]

Me too❤

[@freckledginger]

same for me!

[@libertyhalvorson2998]

I fall asleep to these almost every night

[@whitney1147]

@@libertyhalvorson2998 ahh Me too!

[@isabellamiller4424]

the first guy thought calling someone Harry Styles was an insult? PFFT If I was dating someone that looked like Harry Styles I wouldn't be complaining....

[@joyfulinhope1210]

Sounded to me like he was just jealous. The new guy was probably way better looking.

[@agr8443]

The cha cha slide is one of the most popular wedding /party dances , it’s a real thing girl 😂

[@reneetheearthbuzz9606]

"I'm not going to shame her for her irresponsible actions"... you're literally shaming her by calling her irresponsible?

[@cyreneB]

also, how convenient that it were "her" actions, like she could make a baby on her own

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

This reminds me of a girl in junior high that used to tell people “I’m not trying to be mean, but you’re ugly!” Like, OK?

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

@@cyreneB For real. Women are always seen as the problem when an unplanned pregnancy happens. “She got herself into a situation,” or “look what she did to her life,” and it’s crazy. Takes at least two to tango!

[@cyreneB]

@@noodlepoodlegirl pretty unfair, time for a change

[@tiffmitch702]

Sure but why thes the pregnant sister want to go ? I would be embarrassed if my water broke in front of people i dont even know and honestly i would think im ruining my brothers wedding also is she not exhausted at 9months lol i agree the bride is weird for caring but the pregnant girl should care at nine months i didint even go to the grocery store or friends houses afraid of my water breaking just saying

[@brec1589]

I don't get the whole "I don't want the attention taken away from me" thing. The most attention you get is at the ceremony. After that, guests spend more time mixing and mingling with each other than they do the bride and groom. But if she did go into labor, it's unlikely her water would break all over the dance floor, and she could easily slip away without causing a huge scene. Even if word got around about her going into labor, so what? They are allowed to talk about things other than the bride and groom AND celebrate their marriage at the same time.

[@Baphypathrid]

I think it’s because these people spend a shit ton of money on these ceremonies that they would want all the money to not go to waste, also if you’re feeling the most beautiful you’ve ever felt and it’s supposed to be an extremely important day of your life, you’d want the attention on you. But I think it’s mostly the sentimental and money thing lol

[@ludmilamaiolini6811]

I get wanting the ceremony and reception to be as perfect as possible, but what’s the point if you are excluding the people you love the most for something that isn’t guaranteed to be an issue? Surely they can have a plan if the sister goes into labor.

[@brec1589]

@@Baphypathrid the way I see it, someone going into labor during the event shouldn't make you feel like your money was wasted. You can still go through with the ceremony, and you can still eat, drink, dance, and be happy and enjoy your family and friends. Something that would cause the event to end prematurely or be cancelled altogether (covid, a fire, a power outage) would be a waste. Sudden the labor doesn't affect anybody except the mom-to-be and her support crew. Everybody else can stay and enjoy the party.

[@jadehickey89]

Story 4: I can’t believe no one has noticed that OP is annoyed that she isn’t going to give birth to the first grandchild because a wedding is nice and all but a baby trumps any wedding

[@drulorenowich4884]

Story 3: do you think all of his "blindfolded" games were sort of grooming her to sign the papers?

[@brsherm1]

Listening to this podcast feels like I'm just talking to friends. I was laughing so hard at the wedding dances part, because I am also just as clueless.

[@IlkaWaffy]

A former neighbour made his wife sign something she wasn't able to read (he had hidden her glasses prior to this) and turned out she had lost her rights to the house or sth. He later divorced her and left her for another woman

[@pandora9630]

I’m surprised this stood up in court.

[@BetaBlub]

The end of the show where you guys mentioned that listening to these stories is a bonding experience for couples, it absolutely is! When you guys mentioned the fiancé upset about the pregnant sister being at the wedding story, MY fiancé paused his game, and said “the fuck did they just say!?” So I had to start the story over so he could hear the story and both be mad about it collectively. We think she’s the asshole for sure

[@sadirasenecal9054]

I do this with my boyfriend!

[@anasignoretti2344]

The first story, the guy was like “I was lonely so I seek out companionship” while he’s wife was helping saving people’s lives during the pandemic! D*ck

[@cherish279]

If I was the 17 yr old I would be walking, bouncing of the exercise ball, prepping that baby to make a 2 week early arrival right before the wedding is suppose to start.

[@catieq5270]

That’s a shit move

[@partially.cremated7988]

The signature story reminds me of true crime things I've watched, where someone tricks their partner into signing a blank page and then types up/prints out a suicide note, or a "I'm leaving don't look for me" note before killing them. Super sus.

[@trinitiscruggs967]

IF YALL DONT COME OUT WITH MERCH THAT SAYS: the math ain’t mathin and choke the chicken I will start a riot lmao that was amazing 😻

[@callmerere4360]

honestly them laughing and random stuff Is the best shit, so good to have a great laugh

[@jenniferweber8260]

One of my moms friends had her DAD die at her wedding.... like the day before Christmas. Like nah you go right ahead and have that baby on the dancefloor.

[@terramarini6880]

I can't with her. If my new sis in law dropped her kid at my wedding I would be pissing my gown laughing, the chaos would be glorious and joyous, the wedding story would get trotted out on the regular...Legendary!

[@kellyroth7268]

for the woman and the papers and the signing, I would have been like "Okay yes, lets play." and let him blindfold me and acted like I was going to sign, and then grab the paper and take off the blindfold to see what it was, I really thing he was up to no good...

[@marie.1111]

🤣 Choking the chicken on the dance floor!

[@jmbliss7]

"The math could be mathing and I still wouldn't pick up on it cause I'm so bad at math" this should be printed on a tshirt😂😂

[@rachellecarmichael5690]

When my water broke I called the hospital and they said come in to check me over but my dinner was ready so I asked if I would wait an hour and I was fine for a while until contractions started 🤣

[@homeydoodle]

The two of you crack me up when you're on together. 😆😊

[@emilyward4388]

1st story.. it’s already too late. Why would he think it’s ok to bring another girl to HER house and sleep with the girl in HER bed. He’s just jealous bc she found someone else & honestly took advantage from her and clearly didn’t think she was capable of finding someone else better than him. You’re right she definitely dodged a bullet!

[@jessicamelchi5648]

The pregnancy story: the person getting married is jealous that the sister is having the first family baby. That’s what is going on. She is purely jealous and only want eyes on her. Also, like Morgan said.. that is her niece…. She should feel honored that the baby is coming and be a support. Baby will be here soon whether they like it or not.

[@caram6061]

lol the maths convo I was laughing SO hard! So funny! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I have never met either of you. The banter is on point! laughing out loud

[@jessicameneses4320]

I feel like we’re friends when I listen to you guys

[@TwoHotTakes]

We are friends 🥰

[@SaraCousineau88]

“Have her there to up the odds” So funny hahaha

[@amyleigh936]

We need “ I thought it was a dance move“ merch 🤣🤣

[@baileejaydee]

Yay! Alejandra! Clicked so fast 🥰

[@xoxogarden2452]

Episodes with Alejandra are my favorite lmao so funny together

[@NubyhStone]

Never sign anything, not even a blank piece of paper!!! That’s something they can use to fake your signature!!

[@lenalombardi841]

For the signature story, my mind went STRAIGHT to insurance policy to hurt her in some way.

[@manda4415]

*Morgan hits funny bone* *Alejandra: “That sucks, Hate that for you, but yeah we’re gonna have games” When I tell you I DIED WHY was that so funny 💀😂

[@d.sherman42wallabywaysydne77]

You mentioned at the end about your show opening the door for couples to communicate before getting married or something like that. Agreed. This podcast and the pages the stories come from on reddit, it's all required material now for whoever my future husband turns out to be. It'll be my version of mandatory pre-marriage counseling.

[@katelb3508]

I would never ever want someone in my family that would even consider uninviting my sibling for such selfish reasons.

[@babybastardd]

I just want to let everyone in the podcast know that I appreciate these podcasts so much. its genuinely one of my favorite things to watch and as someone who's at their lowest right now, it takes my mind off of all the terrible shit that's happening around me. thank you.

[@TwoHotTakes]

Hang in there 🤍 I know it’s hard to imagine but it will get better

[@arlenasanders8455]

Lmfao I’m playing this out loud as I’m laying down & now my boyfriend won’t stop saying “Choke the Chicken!” or “Jerk the Chicken” THANKS MORGAN 🤣🤣

[@mariah191]

Just wanted to share: your water breaking has nothing to do with pain levels during labor. I was in active labor and almost was able to birth my 2nd child with breaking the amniotic sac. Your water can break before your ready to give birth also.

[@mirandasorci5077]

I love how people think water breaks and baby is coming in 5 mins lol it could be hours or even days. mine never even broke.its very common. I was in labor 6 hours. They had to break it in the hospital

[@haileyross1392]

you guys are literally my favorite podcast, i get so happy when you post

[@jchavez5833]

When my aunts water broke it was traumatizing for 8 year old me. Had to clean it off of our couch 😮‍💨

[@meghanhenderson8417]

Oh my goodness that would be so awful at that age 😮 poor you!

[@agirlnamedhunter]

So many good moments in this episode 😂 can we please get a sound bite of Morgan saying “tooting and hooting about religion” 🤣🤣🤣

[@melanie2791]

Lmao when Alejandra said “these people have never been hinged” I understood the concept of “unhinged” for the FIRST TIME. I knew the vibes but didn’t get the word 😂💀💀💀 this is humbling lol

[@BasmaAhmed-ie7db]

LMFAOO WTFF THE FIRST STORY ???

[@bimbunanna]

Morgan saying sayings and phrases slightly incorrectly is truly one of my favorite things 😂

[@alexacasarella]

Can we just rewind here - the cha cha slide is a very important dance 😂😂 and you definitely know it morgan - we’re the same age and it was at every single middle school dance ever! Give it a google 😀

[@TwoHotTakes]

I only know the Cupid shuffle 😭

[@hannahspencer2599]

The guy that's trying to get her to blind folded sign- she should agree to it and then when the paper is in front of her grab it and rip the blind fold off and look at it.

[@thecartoongirl22]

Loved that episode!! My life feels boring because everyone in my life is mostly normal but honestly I’m okay with that! I prefer to read/listen to stories of the crazies of the world!

[@verogarrcia7]

So excited to hear about Alejandra getting more involved! I love y’all’s chemistry!!

[@kaylenetrujillo3298]

My dad is fully legally blind. When he had to go with me to get my permit, I had to keep guiding his hand across all the paper and it wasn’t easy at all (I obviously don’t mind because he literally can’t see) but that’s what I automatically thought of when I heard the 3rd story. It’s not easy for you to completely guide their hand across the page, and I know it wasn’t easy for my dad to sign on all the lines cause he was getting frustrated. The persistence in what he’s doing is what’s weird, he’s asked multiple times but won’t tell her or even show her wtf she’s signing 🧐

[@katfontenot8493]

I'm crying so hard!!😂😂😂 choking the chicken....I mess up sayings like that to often!

[@aoyanagi]

"Tomato Tomato Tomato" had me dying laughing

[@leysi_love9833]

I was a teen mom and my brother in law and sister were my biggest support system at the time I can’t imagine how heart braking this was for the teen to hear that her sister in law doesn’t want her at the wending because she’s pregnant and decided to keep the baby

[@benpinkerton6580]

@9:55 " the reality check bounced " is a goated line

[@kaylynnabrams9506]

Needed this today🥰

[@kimberlyfrizzell3117]

For the wedding one.. so selfish!! My moms best friend had a stroke at my wedding. And guess what? I got onto my mom for not going with her friend to the hospital because her friend kept telling her to stay.

[@talayaferguson4791]

Just got caught up on all the full length’s episode’s so now I’m feigning for more everytime 😭

[@heezypeasy8611]

Story #2: I would absolutely univite my sister from my wedding if she did that to me. It was beyond shitty. #3: There's no way I'd ever sign anything for anyone w/out knowing what it was.

[@madelinenielsen4701]

The winded ah. eh. ah. ah. laughs make me happy ahaha. Reminds me of high school friends 🥲

[@rachelechols5041]

What I love about the thong story was that the daughter wasn’t nervous to tell her mom about the sex, but about the stealing. Shout out to the mom for raising her to feel comfortable sharing that with her. Def shouldn’t have taken her mom’s thong though. Especially cause he asked her to wear one and rather than just tell him she didn’t have one she stole from her mom. That’s just uncomfortable

[@09WhitneyMarie]

The first story I definitely needed to hear that one! It was so empowering

[@mpavon9988]

ALEJANDRAAAAAAAAA

[@AweImDest]

Last story: I feel like either she is lying about her and her bf age orrrr they are both just scary immature

[@ViesFreequencies]

*Now designing merch in my head that says like "sorry I can't, I'm doing math in my head"* 🤣🤣🤣

[@emboykin7795]

The first story HAS TO be made up. There is no way that story is real!