Remakes Are Awesome

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

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[@Sandwich13455]

Aah, it's refreshing to know that the Scottish stasi haven't captured you yet.

[@miniadventureswithmark3309]

I refuse to fuel your ever increasing alcohol consumption young man! Sort it out! Stop begging for money too!

[@deathstrike]

The critical drinker and why reboots and remakes are great. The PERFECT cure for constipation! After seeing this wonderful parody my bowels have never been cleaner! Especially after those monumental and inspirational quotes like "why work when the world should owe YOU a living? " Just beautiful!! Stay thirsty my friend!!!

[@gart9680]

Nicola doesn't look like a politician? In comparison to?

[@tywren2486]

something's up with your mic, everything sounds tinny like i'm listening to a shit, pocket radio.

[@sdfried4877]

As Batman once said: You either die the hero or live long enough to be recast as the female protagonist.

[@TexasHollowEarth]

That was Spider-Man.... & he said recast as a gay minority..... practically a true story.

[@vicentemorales2533]

Damn 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelhixson6939]

pfffffffffffffffff, noice!

[@xedasxedas]

You my friend...you just won the internet today.

[@michaelreay2820]

Winning comment

[@svvitchio]

Hollywood has finally found a way to defeat the mighty Pirate Bay. Produce nothing worth watching, even if you can get it for free. That'll show'em..

[@spaceodds1985]

svvitchio Maybe is it a plot to stop the spread of piracy. Make enough rubbish that people wouldn't want to see for free, thus downloading will decrease and media companies and law enforcement will say they are winning the fight against piracy whilst peddling us brand new gadgets and streaming platforms that in actuality makes pirating for free movies and tv shows easier.

[@heretyk_1337]

They think, they can gaet away with this shit on the internet? I will fix them...

[@jayg473]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gunth0r]

oh, come on, with all the streaming media like netflix, the battle against piracy has been won a long time ago. the piracy percentage is negligible. don't beat a dead horse, you might end up waking it.

[@DarthVader1977]

They have an .

[@TheRealDasluft]

You deserve a place on the Guinness book of records for the longest unbroken stream of deeply satisfying sarcasm tirade. Wow

[@d0gb1te]

I could get behind this. Not sure if you're aware of what Guinness World Records has been up to lately (most spins in a motorized wheelchair!?), but your suggestion is just as deserving as anything else they've published in recent memory.

[@HAL-dm1eh]

When God gave the Celtic people the English language, he knew what he was doing.

[@skipintroux4444]

I had to watch the Linda Hamilton T2 sarcasm twice, brutal level.

[@damienholland9244]

He's actually going in and out of sarcasm (switching from direct criticism to sarcasm and back again).

[@The420DeLiRiUm]

@@d0gb1te dude... I had to unsubscribe.

[@ndinstudio543]

"the fan reactions where just as enthusiastic as you'd expect" freaking brilliant line.

[@skitzozpandaz5993]

On a positive note, these woke directors save me a lot of money, and a lot of time.

[@Yesica1993]

That's how I look at it as well.

[@vantastic9367]

Exactly

[@mrbojangles8133]

Same gere

[@andraslibal]

Exactly, make them irrelevant. Just do not watch their garbage - work more, have a family, have a lot of kids and raise them with conservative values, be a dad that is present and teach them the truth. Best revenge ever.

[@creativedoof]

Thanks to Hollywood, my old favorite shows and movies can still be enjoyed without them going woke about anything.

[@BaremetalBaron]

The humor here is so dry I nearly died of dehydration. If only I could subscribe a second time.

[@dracometeors3010]

No prob dude, i did it for you.

[@merephet3377]

Don't forget to hydrate your self with a good bottle of warm blue milk

[@spiderjuice9874]

@@merephet3377 I would have done so, but then Shera came on - and you just can't unsee that spectacle! I used all of my blue milk rinsing my eyeballs.

[@shirothehero0609]

Or 4th or 5th or maybe even 9th times.

[@SogoTX]

Dryer than a JAMES BOND martini... oh, wait...

[@000xyz]

They didnt destroy your childhood....they destroyed your childrens' ability to experience theirs

[@Yngsatchvai]

That part!!

[@johnblackstone5261]

Brain washing them

[@ChocorocK]

Bazinga. I often wonder what the kids think about the shit platter they offer 'em.

[@TalibanHatesme13]

they did both

[@theortheo2401]

Shit that's deep

[@hansellius]

Revisiting this two years later is wonderful. Episode 9 was indeed a roaring success, the new Terminator was wonderful, and Doctor Who is going from strength to strength. Ain't life great. (/s)

[@robertmiles1603]

subtle troll is subtle

[@archerdedi2117]

The sarcasm is heavier than his accent... Love this

[@Lenriak]

The Scottish accent pretty much IS distilled sarcasm. XD

[@RedboRF]

I wonder why he doesn't have a decent scottish accent?

[@tomeaston483]

@Tom Hewitt I love having the scots North Irelandia during the 12th july and yes most of the ones I know drink enough to make George Best look teetotal 😂😂

[@khuti007]

Thats Scottish ??? Thats no how ya make porridge..kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4XGcmCba8ekjLs

[@robirvine6970]

Fake accent, go watch his earlier videos.

[@Instigatin]

This may just be the longest sustained output of sarcasm recorded anywhere. Great video btw :)

[@ginge641]

You honestly think that this is sarcasm? Sheesh.

[@azell2913]

@@ginge641 you think this isn't sarcasm? it's pretty obvious.

[@ginge641]

@@azell2913 No, he's being very genuine and insightful. Politics > Good writing.

[@azell2913]

@@ginge641 shit iv'e been played you where being sarcastic as well, i can't tell whats real anymore.

[@nomed361]

This was sarcasm?

[@Hats502]

The Last Jedi was great at subverting my expectations. It subverted my expectations of going to see a good Star Wars movie

[@danielpcowen]

It subverted Disney's expectations of me going to see another one...

[@johnf.kennedy5454]

Never saw it. The Force Awakens movie made me swear to NEVER see another Star Wars movie or show again.

[@starcrafter13terran]

@@johnf.kennedy5454 Rogue one was okay

[@Gamble661]

Rogue One WAS ok, it's the only Star Wars movie I've seen since The Force Awakens and the last one I plan on seeing (the Mandalorian isn't a movie...).

[@Shootthejester]

For me it was like mostly shitty moments but the scene where Luke shows up as a projection and stands against the first order to buy time for the resistance was insanely epic

[@coalescence3835]

"Twelve year old boys can be princesses as well" I cannot believe the state of literally everything. Makes me extra thankful for people like Drinker

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

It's insane. They are all insane.

[@lukeyznaga7627]

its pretty ridiculous. I am afraid of sharing my opinion since I don't want to get in trouble with Google/youtube and get cancelled. So i guess I won't share that a couple of friends that I have which are gay DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE crap either. They don't want "token" heroes representing them. they just want entertaining and good stories.

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

@@lukeyznaga7627 Sounds like you have an awesome group of friends, bud!

[@randomname9723]

Dont know why this one is so wrong? Why not allow kids to be as masculine or feminine as they want to be without judging them? I agree that a lot of leftist stuff goes way too far but allowing people to express themselves more honestly and openly is a good thing. I also have very conservative friends who really like the She-ra remake, though I have not watched it myself. (I also want to make sure that everyone knows I acknowledge your opinion is valid despite being different from my own and I hope anyone who may care to reply shows me the same courtesy.)

[@lukeyznaga7627]

@@randomname9723 I kind of agree with you Random. I am not a conservative or liberal. both parties have good ideas, although right now, the Rethuglicans have very few good ideas. I don' T like WOKE stuff. I don't like Agenda Identity politics. BUT, I don't like taking away freedom of people to express themselves as feminine or masculine. ITS ALWAYS the Extremes that seem to rule our politics these days. Labels. Labels are inaccurate. when we categorize people into factions it goes wrong.

[@samking2094]

It's sad when you feel you haven't got your money's worth after illegally downloading a movie for free!

[@gopsdv]

time's worth

[@tyranid1174]

Big oof

[@duzzitmatter8679]

Great comment!

[@xenxander]

that's what I felt about ghostbuseters 2016. torrented it and deleted it after watching.

[@stephenrice2063]

@@xenxander You have been punished for your sin. If you had paid, cognitive dissonance would've convinced you it was a masterpiece. ("I paid to watch this! It must be good!")

[@grumpyoldwizard]

I think the next Dr. Who should be a Asian, female, dwarf, with a speech impediment. Maybe one lazy eye would really top it off.

[@TomTheSaintsGuy]

Bigot. Why isn't she disabled and a lesbian as well?

[@mq5731]

@@TomTheSaintsGuy I know right! Definitely can't be discriminatory here.

[@neilorourke71]

*and has a dick

[@katyb6979]

You forget a sexuality mental health issue, with a confused gender. And maybe have it in a wheel chair?

[@richardhockey8442]

Davros with a sex change

[@stevensmith8876]

I want to see a remake of Zulu with European actors playing the parts of the African warriors.

[@Sillimant_]

That would actually be funny

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

😂

[@phoneboxchicken4108]

Can David Gulpilil play Michael Caine's character, with Steven Seagal somewhere?

[@leostrazsa5440]

Id pay to see that.

[@starcrafter13terran]

I want to see Roots with an all Asian cast.

[@chairmanwario]

“Our first minister is both a highly successful politician AND a woman. And effortlessly manages to look like neither.”

[@Yesica1993]

Too funny!

[@bobobake1232]

You mean Justin Trudeau right? Thnx!

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

Bob Ralston lol 😆 😝 😂 I cry for Canada 🇨🇦

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

Benaiah Sampson Benker Blaire White is more politician and a woman than the first minister. She should run things

[@yonblek4542]

Still surprised charlies angels wasn't men. And that they didn't make charlie a woman..

[@SomethinSik]

This video was so stunning, brave, powerful, inclusive and diverse. #FreeBleed

[@jasonbuilt2last]

SomethinSik 😂😏

[@SuperTonyony]

It broke new ground!

[@darkwi90]

#freebreed

[@certificateofvaccinationi.d.19]

Straight through that pink hued glass ceilling...

[@neansath]

If sarcasm is radioactive, this guy would be a walking nuclear core. Subscribed!

[@r.j.lombardi111]

I give him 3.6 R (Not bad, but not great)

[@TheMonkeytrumpetz]

Victor Korgoth you’re delusional

[@MenGrowingTOWin]

He is a fking genious.

[@cuntpuncherino]

Worth it.

[@bezerkura6e715]

I'm pretty sure he is just telling the truth. Not sarcasm.

[@dingdingdingdiiiiing]

"Huh.... well this was uncharacteristically positive, The Critical Drinker. Thank you for your kind review, it feels so good to have a solid confirmation that we are on the right path." Sincerely, Film studios

[@lukec2004]

There's more sarcasm in this video than quality in Hollywood

[@lukec2004]

@@ron6181 there's less sarcasm in this video than pedophiles in Hollywood

[@thehate2535]

@@lukec2004 ya fokin legend!

[@JamesJones-zt2yx]

I'm sure you enjoyed this video as much as I did, but that's kind of faint praise.

[@scottc346]

There's more quality in this video than quality in Hollywood.

[@zissler1]

Not a high bar

[@RobertoTheOriginalManFromTheA]

Thanks for reminding me why I love 80s and 90s entertainment..

[@TallicaMan1986]

dig duck A man*

[@dainumo]

If you could find a way to convert sarcasm into energy, you could power entire cities with just this video.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

If Voyager had harnessed this video to power their warp drive, they would have easily broken the warp 10 barrier and had been home in hours.

[@Jinkle]

😂

[@thecloudtherapist]

Sheer brilliance from Hollywood. Wow, I never knew how improved and original all these reboots are. Thank you, Drinker, for bringing such genius writing, magical story reimaginings and sheer inclusivity agendas to our attention. I'm blown away! I'm enlightened!! I'm speechless!!!

[@mistreme8341]

The sarcasm here is a rare vintage with a complex body and a transformative bouquet.

[@jonathanbrooks4969]

With such a fine sarcasm woody aftertaste.

[@mistreme8341]

The venom in it does give it a rich oaky quality.

[@jimruby9657]

Now I'm not sure if I should listen to it, drink it, or eat it!

[@ShutoStriker]

lmao it took me a minute to realize this was sarcasm. Transformative indeed.

[@WildZephyr]

Terminator should have stopped with the second movie. It was literally the perfect point to end things. So of course they couldn't let it go.

[@stephenrosenfelder4452]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@jeffbovee6510]

I stopped after watching #2. I felt that there was no reason for anything else so stopped.

[@Vovan07]

I feel like salvation was a good Terminator 3 to conclude the franchise. I kind of always wanted to see them duke it out in the post-apocalypse and that movie did it for me.

[@xxxhazz4196]

I loved t2 i thought it was way better than the first one

[@ThorneyedWT]

T1 and T2 are timeless classic, but 3 and 4 were ok movies worth watching - with some flaws, but also with some original ideas and twists. Oh and chase scene in T3 was awesome. Franchise could live happily with spin-offs and focusing on expanded lore with some new characters leaving old ones alone (maybe with ocassional cameos). But some idiot decided to make T5 "soft reboot" and behold - they processed everything good from old movies into steaming pile of shit. In Dark Fart they did even worse, trying to reboot at expense of old beloved characters, blatantly killing them or turning into idiots or jerks. For fucks sake, I'm not biggest fan of MCU past phase 2, but at least those guys managed to kill or phase out characters with respect. Tony, Cap, Nat and more - went away with bittersweet feeling and were true to themselves until the end. And now we look at Sore Connor or Jake Skywalker...

[@yankee1376]

I just love how she hops into the Falcon's cockpit and is instantly an expert pilot, snaking through the plumbing of a crashed Star Destroyer. It's like how I changed a tire once and went on to win the Indy 500.

[@johngalt5205]

She stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

[@connorkimbral3034]

Never used a lightsaber, and automatically destroyed Kylo

[@Kentucky_Blue]

Yankee 137 That may be the best analogy to shove it up Hollywood's bum

[@luk11c4]

@@connorkimbral3034 Can you tell me what is diference between lightsaber and just normal stick that she used on her planet? I can agree that kylo should know better fighting strategies, but this two melee weapons is not so different.

[@connorkimbral3034]

@@luk11c4 Well I mean. A lightsaber is (basically) an instant kill. Well, apparently not in the Disney world's :/. But that 1 stick has to hit the opponent multiple times to maybe break a bone. And even more blows to kill them. Lightsaber needs to also be handled differently. A stick can be held from the whole thing, while the lightsaber can only be held from the handle. A stick won't even scratch a metal wall, well, maybe a small scratch, whole the lightsaber can easily cut through there. There is a bit of a different but

[@holymasterchief]

I remember when remakes were actually good. The Thing, The Fly, The Blob... three 80s movies that were remakes of 50s movies that were based on short stories and radio dramas. I know the video was sarcasm incarnate but I have to ask, why are remakes nowadays so shitty and these three are among my favorite horror/monster movies? I can't think of a single remake from the last two decades that I would call better than the original. I did like the 2013 Evil Dead movie but it just can't compare to the campy Bruce Campbell gorefest. It's this generation of boohooers who were taught they always deserve respect, yet were never taught how to earn it. I don't hear a single physically disabled person crying out against society and media for not portraying their plight, which their plight would actually make for good inspiring stories of being dealt crummy hands by life and striving to be something that while not conventional is still worthy of praise and acceptance. Instead we have these people who claim to be oppressed as they live in comfy homes and have easy access to food, water, and basic necessities like designer clothes and the latest social media apps. They literally want to remake the world in their image because they feel so insecure that everything that isn't like them is a threat, even when it actually isn't. There is a proverb that I'm about to misquote but I think I have the essence of it: "Never take for malice what can easily be attributed for stupidity." I don't think these people are evil, just severely misguided and with giant egos and fragile self-esteems. Their hubris will be their downfall when no one buys their shit and all they can do is feed their own self-loathing, never accepting that they were in the wrong and need to change. Because who needs to change nowadays when you can blame everyone else? Apologies for the rant, I've been watching a lot of The Drinker's videos and it finally came to a head.

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

I mean compared to to the original, the thing 2011 is a downgrade. It's a pretty good movie but the original in my eyes is just so much better

[@brucetucker4847]

@@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 He meant the 1980s Thing, which was a remake of a 1950s movie. The 2011 one is a prequel.

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

@@brucetucker4847 aaaaah

[@Anthrolithos]

Yes but Terry Hatcher would quote from his Discworld series and say, "Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice".

[@Ironcabbit]

Terry Pratchet, you mean. Teri Hatcher was a 90s daytime TV star.

[@arkajyotijha906]

I haven't heard such sarcasm since my last date when said she enjoyed my company

[@DavidDiaz-nh3vh]

We need actual strong female leads like Ripley and fit Sarah Conners

[@weswolever7477]

Mrs Emma Peel anyone?

[@ryanw2032]

The best strong female lead was Kathy Bates in Dolores Claiborne

[@michaeljenner2325]

Or most of the pre discovery Star Trek female characters.

[@julianmarsh1378]

Nawww....who can relate to those two? How many women do you know who are that determined, capable, etc? They might intimidate your average female. Give us people who look like they were plucked from the street....when heroines (I refuse to call them heroes) who look like anybody, means they are nobody.

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Even the female characters in the Harry Potter movies are amazing. Strong females doesn't just mean ripped females.

[@gunzillagunzilla7975]

Once Kathleen Kennedy is gone, I would very much like to watch a very honest and very heartfelt talk with Mark Hamill on how he felt about the role, the movies and where it was going.

[@toddnolastname4485]

Nine months later and we're still waiting.

[@asmosisyup2557]

Hope he lives long enough, she's holding onto that position for dear life.

[@DivineDawn]

Well good news rumor is she’s been canned and all her shows are on hold or have been outright cancelled. This is a rumor but doomcock the KZbind has a very good track run so hopefully there’s a good chance KK will be shit canned with extreme prejudice

[@Tallorian]

@@DivineDawn Doesn't seem so, but there are rumors of a new jar-jar abrams-style sequel to the amazing, glorious and empowering sequels. Yup. She won't be gone until the mob with pitchforks and torches takes her down.

[@Dowlphin]

Hamill doesn't seem to have a problem with cheesy-cringy story writing, though, when it comes directly from the US government (including corporate press) instead of filtered through Hollywood.

[@Noone-of-your-Business]

6:25 - 6:50 Spot *ON!* This is _exactly_ what Disney SW teaches its viewers . I keep being apalled about how few people _notice_ this. Abrams/Johnson/Kennedy do not just piss on George Lucas' characters and lore, they also openly burn down the *moral* and *ethics* of Star Wars - the whole "be a good person" thing. THIS is what pisses me off the most - because they perverted the *_spirit_* of George Lucas' vision, not just the execution.

[@Tallorian]

I honestly think that both Lucas and his legacy got what they deserved. Can you imagine Tolkien himself selling all rights to the books and the universe he created to a multibillion corporation and saying "do whatevah you want pals, I don't care 'cuz I've got my big bucks"? I can't. So I can't be too mad at Disney and that bunch of schmucks for pissing on SW and Lucas. This sellout had it coming. Unlike Tolkien with ROP.

[@YS420X]

The spirit of any Disney movie is destroyed and burned when their overpaid liberal writers sit down and self insert themselves into iconic storylines. It's all they know how to do anymore

[@selfloathinggivesmelife7810]

It's safe to assume that at some point, everything we love will be "improved". I can't wait.

[@robinthrush9672]

I'm looking forward to "Healthy at Any Size Albert" to be freed from the taint that is Bill Cosby.

[@modakkagitplugga]

or revised and edited to not offend modern audiences...seriously keep every initial release and old mediums, gate-keeping has yet again been corrupted from quality control to agenda.

[@flankspeed]

Lord, preserve us from the fury of 'reform'.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

One could easily say the '90s were a horrible time for movies, with vapid noisy blockbusters that ultimately mean very little (Independence Day, Armageddon, Twister, Volcano), adaptations that completely and utterly fail to represent the source material well (Super Mario Bros., Judge Dredd, Spawn, Godzilla), failed TV adaptations out the wazoo (Wild Wild West, The Avengers, Lost in Space, Inspector Gadget), awful sequels everywhere (Batman & Robin, Speed 2, Alien: Resurrection, City Slickers II), horrible excuses for family entertainment (Flubber, Kazaam, Jack Frost, Mr. Magoo), movies that will have you amazed they exist (Clifford, Milk Money, North, Exit to Eden), and films made by sexual predators (Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Good Will Hunting, Shakespeare in Love). Most of those kind of movies barely exist anymore. Things were not all sunshine and rainbows back in the day. As the Nostalgia Critic said, be f***ing grateful.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

@Un-broken and victorious You've got to be kidding, even seriously this is offensive. He is KNOWN to be guilty of sex crimes! Wow.

[@aeroprime3322]

I'm seriously wondering how this video didn't collapse into a sarcasm singularity. Probably the alcohol. I know *I* couldn't say any of this with a straight face without sufficient liquid lubrication.

[@GMak81]

Sarcasm singularity, I like that.

[@ThinkscapeVideo]

PLEASE stop with the Luke milking clip (in a loop) already. We don't deserve the ongoing torture... Already scarred after the movie itself 🤦‍♂️

[@LunaWolf217]

ThinkscapeVideo I think you'll find he's MILKING that footage for all it's worth :P

[@cwdrock]

That which is ignored cannot hurt you. I saw the warning signs and didn't bother to watch it in any form. Best decision ever.

[@cuntpuncherino]

It's only unwatchable if you're already on the brink of puking

[@GalacticChimp]

When I saw TLJ in theatres, there was music playing in the projection booth and I had to step outside to let someone know. At exactly that time, divine intervention spared me from seeing the milking scene. #eternallyGrateful

[@mrknarf4438]

Yeah, show us something else! Like when Luke gets beaten by Rey! Or when Leia flies into space! Or when ghost Yoda shits on everything he's ever believed! So many iconic scenes! :p

[@Hydrogoniise]

If we ever have to explain sarcasm to aliens, this video is going to be imperative.

[@jorts_master69]

An essential course towards getting a degree in sheer sarcasm

[@EisensteinPrime]

I understand sarcasm more than I understand humans' need to fight with each other over everything including fiction. I still have a lot to learn while I'm on your planet.

[@Quoteunquot3]

Since we are gender swapping every classic character, can we get "Wonderman" and "Catman"?

[@SCP--oz6oz]

Pyramid no because Hollywood wants us to think the kitchen staff are strong

[@vantastic9367]

We already have a Catman, his name is Ru Paul.

[@asiberiantiger188]

Take a second to picture it. "Catman" 🌈Catman🌈

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

@@asiberiantiger188 there basically is a "Catman" in the show miraculous ladybug...

[@chadm4976]

How about 'Prince's Bride'? Oops I mean, 'The Prince's Husband'?

[@westpoll1]

“Irony is wasted on the stupid”― Oscar Wilde

[@dr.j.h.1070]

I want to thank the woke Hollywood executive for helping me save a lot of movie in movie tickets. Thank you SJW'S!

[@thunderbird1921]

Toy Story 4 was pretty terrible too. Thankfully the specials and the original trilogy are unscathed. Hollywood is literally setting America's pop culture on fire. Unreal.

[@martialme84]

*SJWs You don´t use the ´ to make a plural. You just add the s. Yeah, i saved so much money too, i´m thinking about developing a drinking habit with the extra cash i got now...

[@martialme84]

@Dauda András Huh? Which of my statements is unclear to you?

[@danstvguy]

@@thunderbird1921 Toy Story 4 was quite good. Most everything else is formula.

[@damienholland9244]

SJWs gave you many of the rights you enjoy today. I know the term is more about modern people trying to impose their will on you for your not speaking in PC fashion but social justice actually has an extremely important basis regarding quality of life not just here but in every society.

[@georgesalgado8783]

1:58 she's firing a .50 cal desert eagle one-handed. They really wanted us to stretch the disbelief in that movie. 😁

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

There must have been a couple of grains of Gunpowder in those shells huh?

[@stephenrosenfelder4452]

Fired a 44 DE one handed. That was fun. Brutal and a bit painful, but fun. And that was when I used to work out. Nah, it’ll be fine!

[@georgesalgado8783]

@@stephenrosenfelder4452 what was the recoil like? I can only assume it kicks quite badly.

[@warfightersanonymous7760]

A woman that tiny would've broken her wrist...

[@derrickennemer5050]

No shit, my dad has one, and every time I shoot it, its like a jackhammer slamming your arm into your shoulder. Im 6'2 280 pounds, and theres no way I'd even attempt to shoot it one handed.

[@simonhadley8829]

Given the state of movies now I'm genuinely glad to be living in a very rural town with no access to a movie theater. This from someone who obsessively watched theatrical releases through the 80's and 90's.

[@anulfadventures]

All the writers in Hollywood couldn't match the talent in The Critical Drinker's little finger.

[@edwardmonsariste4050]

Jack Kunst. And Vesper knows what he can do with his little finger

[@arkadiuszjandylewski152]

There are lots of people in the wrong seats.

[@ThomasKrul]

There's "dripping in sarcasm", there's "drenched in sarcasm", there's "in the dictionary, under the definition of 'sarcasm' is a link to this video", and then there's this video.

[@greyclydesdale]

Afloat in a sea of sarcasm.

[@exidy-yt]

"Sarcasm so complete you're not sure it's even sarcasm at first".

[@Clemppu]

"Ah, you think sarcasm is your ally? You merely adopted the sarcasm. I was born in it, molded by it." -Drinker

[@shorewall]

@@Clemppu A fish does not notice the water it lives in. This video does not notice the sarcasm it swims in. :D

[@randymarshra]

I mentally drowned in it right about half way through.

[@realamztvs]

The milk scene from the Last Jedi could pretty much sum up the whole movie

[@completelyroundoak]

*franchise

[@CoffeeLover42045]

@@completelyroundoak Not the franchise, everything after the force awakens sucked

[@earthexplorer1]

That scene for me was a turning point. At that momonet, I knew the movie was going to go down hill from there.

[@ludwinc4951]

'It sucks, but fuck it i'll get it down me'

[@BlackMagic58000]

Not gonna lie, I laughed. I cried, I even got annoyed and mad. I kinda shocked myself at the full emotional range this review brought me. Lol

[@67Spectre]

I have a slight suspicion, now bear with me here, that there might be the slightest, teeniest, itty-bittiest hint of sarcasm in this video...maybe.

[@chronic2001n]

I don't know man

[@blatherskite3009]

Nah. I didn't get that at all. In vino veritas, or whatever the whisky equivalent of that saying is.

[@N1CK0FDEST1NY]

It's downright lethal.

[@colinbass71186]

No way!

[@salvadorjimenez2872]

Nah! It'll be fine!

[@johnappleseed8839]

Now this is how you evade censorship. You're a pioneer, sir!

[@Erakius323]

John Appleseed I remember the story of a monk, who wished to criticise the Catholic Church, in the medieval ages. A, unwise decision, unless you like being used as a fire starter for a bonfire. So, he wrote a book, in which he claimed to support the catholic church, and listed all his actual arguments against its corruptions and weaknesses, and then proceeded to attack and destroy his own arguments with the church’s logic. This showing how he is on the church’s side. While also spreading his own actual opinions to a wide audience. All under the inquisitions watchful gaze. This video reminded me of that book.

[@resemblelife]

Master Erakius Martin Luther?

[@davidharrison7014]

Actually, Shakespeare pioneered this in "Julius Caesar": "........He was an honourable man".

[@LordSkullkid]

"I paused to congratulate myself" Pretty much every SJW and WOKE activist

[@climatedeniersbelonginasyl4191]

Yes, but don't you think the future, due to climate change, is going to be so bright that we are all going to need sunglasses?

[@ZoolGatekeeper]

If Ghostbusters 2016 part 2 is a thing, I'm visiting Scotland with a bottle of Loch Lomond and getting drowned in Loch Ness.

[@arbiterskiss6692]

They break their own arms patting themselves on the back.

[@pokeface119]

what KZbin today be like

[@TheBlackHelicopterRevue]

😆

[@colinmackenzie6277]

We need original movies, like Planet of the SJWs, or Queen Kong. I'm sure the Critical Drinker could whip up the screenplays in a jiffy! 👍🤣😅😆

[@FuckinZ3braS0n]

Planet of the SJWs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's fuckin genius let's start a GoFundMe immediately

[@1whowasNEVERhere]

I literally spit out my drink laughing with the line about the Scottish First Minister effortlessly looks like neither a politician or a woman🤣

[@craigime]

lol

[@melissam597]

She deserved that haha

[@vinnyganzano1930]

True though.

[@henrykujawa4427]

Yeah, that was my favorite bit in the whole video.

[@k.chriscaldwell4141]

Man! She/he/it is so weird looking there is no adjective to describe it.

[@WarlockX4]

Your videos are gold man. I hope you never stop making them!

[@MsSharondenadel]

Hope alcohol don't finish him before 😉

[@defshepard]

Same here. Love his take on modern day movies and entertainment.

[@alexandert696]

Wait, are you being sarcastic here?

[@tackytrooper]

I love how he uses the clip of Luke drinking the alien milk in literally EVERY video about star wars. It's an utterly iconic scene now. Iconic of the dying light of our childhoods.

[@Yesica1993]

I think my brain had erased it! Honestly, that horrible moment in TFA stopped my brain. I don't remember anything else about that movie. TLJ looked good in comparison. But I don't remember much about it. I was still in shock over what they did in TFA!

[@bobobake1232]

Fuck that shit! They can fix all that Disney garbage in 1 half decent fan film... it's just a bad dream... almost over is my guess...

[@jensdeblock5877]

The sheer sarcasm in this video is so hilariously well-done.

[@jasonbaird1645]

If the plan was to cure rational people of their TV and movie addictions, it's working perfectly.

[@Recken1]

I find myself unable to watch anything anymore.

[@chaoscast]

true. I read more books now.

[@Amaroq64]

"Your elders possess no wisdom or insights worth listening to. Their decades of life experience are less important than your opinions. Everyone that matters will automatically like, respect, and trust you. You don't need to work or struggle for anything. You're already good enough to succeed. Failure isn't an option, because it's impossible to fail at anything anyway. Learning new skills is easy, it just kinda happens. Everyone else in the world is less intelligent and determined than you." You just described the left-wing side of the culture war in sixty seconds.

[@_GR1T_]

7 great t-shirts right there. I should print these out and hang them on my teenager's wall.

[@JamesMcCormickIV]

Jesus! The sarcasm was so strong in this that it rang my doorbell, punched me in the eye knocking me out, walked over my fallen body to my fridge, and stole a 6 pack of Natie Light. Love the vids! But you owe me a 6-pack, man. Not cool.

[@brycesolomon9933]

James McCormick if the sarcasm stole Natti Lite you better punch the clerk for telling you it was premo beer lol.

[@robertfink4768]

The fact that you have nattie light means you deserve to get punched in the face

[@vavrikmartin]

One thousand dislikes? What is wrong with people? The best piece of irony for a long time I have seen.

[@Seomus]

I don't know how I was so wrong. Thanks for showing me the errors of my White male, straight ways.

[@jcb3393]

correct - you must embrace the rainbow flag (ignoring that each line of color is, in fact, straight).

[@Daemonik]

"now 12 year old boys can be princesses of power..." Cue snorting Monster out of my nose.

[@abrahambobst4602]

Exactly, haven't you seen the new She-Ra? lol

[@Jay_Sullivan]

Abraham Bobst , is it a tranny?

[@alvarodiaz2221]

Are you telling me your nose is a renewable source of energy drinks? Man, you truly are a blessed being.

[@Daemonik]

@@alvarodiaz2221 Just trying to think of a name to market it now!

[@mirrorzone5224]

She isn't a boy.

[@danielmuliira5363]

The milk scene in last jedi is revolting every time it comes on

[@abnryacehilm6423]

Yeah, it's pretty relatable.

[@All2Meme]

It's nasty looking, but I'm pretty sure they could have made it worse-looking if they tried.

[@gm2407]

It's the only funny and good scene in the film. Luke is just milking his cattle, like Disney is milking Star Wars. The rest of the film has a lot wrong with it though.

[@juicebox7372]

@@gm2407 You do know it was confirmed that he was 'milking' a male

[@jaredt5127]

That was the point

[@OmarAlikaj]

This is a fabulous sarcasm galore, you can cut the atmosphere with a knife.

[@Raptorworld22]

How to fix the ghostbusters remake: Cast Amy Schumer as a fifth ghostbuster

[@markparkinson6947]

Or replace every ghostbuster with Amy Schumer. But yeah, that works too. XD

[@warfightersanonymous7760]

She would make an excellent Slimer.

[@theoj4356]

She’d make a great marshmallow woman

[@johnzoidberg1844]

The plot will center around her haunted vagina. "Are you the keymaster?"

[@Yo64130]

What about a Brie Larsson cameo 😍😍😍

[@zacksari]

I had actually managed to wipe that Ghostbusters reboot from my memory thanks for bringing it back as it is ofcourse miles better than the originals

[@ard1805]

Remember when that lady did that thing, and that other stuff happened? Incredible.

[@visualwarp9707]

You’re right about how people will look back on these times years from now. I was just thinking about this myself. Like so many great fads in human history, the great social justice wars will be remembered for generations. Accomplishing so much good casting in the film world and righting so many lefts. Kids these days don’t know how good they have it. When I was younger all we had was writing, actors performances, and editing. And maybe an orchestral film score. How can you make truly good art like that? It was like they knew nothing about politics and quotas and marketing. We were so ignorant then. Oh and what about these computer generated images. I can’t get enough of it. It makes me feel like maybe I’m playing a video game when I’m actually just sitting there staring at a screen full of rapidly moving shapes and colors - all while completely unengaged, placid and docile, almost in a trance. Try capturing that feeling with just a camera and a human subject. Can’t be done.

[@zappzack]

Such an exciting time to be a movie reviewer and critic as the sheer volume of quality on the silver screen is unparalleled compared to any other time. Great work @criticaldrnker. The gallery salutes you.

[@FJB_FNFA]

This, my friend, is your goddamned masterpiece.

[@BessieRiggs]

“Nah, it’ll be fine” deserves a t-shirt

[@lunabe11e]

BessieRiggs yup! I want one too and a bumper sticker.

[@Scarplague]

I'd buy one.

[@Sandalphonn]

I would love a "don't know, don't care" shirt

[@bluerobin2982]

@@Sandalphonn go away now

[@omali1105]

*The sarcasm is strong with this one*

[@reek4062]

let the sarcasm flow through you

[@vvcreative2628]

Only if you knew the power of the SJW's!

[@deathstrike]

The liquor store closed early when The Drinker mentioned he was making this video. (salutes your liver for its sacrifice for the making of this).

[@avalle4493]

Cobra Kai is literally the only reboot that is really good.

[@jaxongilliam5742]

I know I love it

[@davidhughmiller]

But it’s not really a reboot but a sequel!

[@tanmaydeshpande]

@@davidhughmiller a good sequel at that.

[@dawsynasay4841]

@Jack Potfees Or you just lack good taste

[@ernestomiloli8414]

I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like it

[@scottharris9506]

Damn that was great to watch. You subverted every one of my expectations.

[@Alondro77]

SJW watches this back in April, "I totally agree with all these points!" Right about now, the same SJW, "Wait, was he being sarcastic? REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[@jaroslavb.korinek7285]

The 13th Doctor was so awesome in healing I'm finally free from this curse that lasted for 50 years. F*ck!

[@paulpratt315]

Your snarkasm is both hilarious and completely on-point!

[@MrShellbuster]

That was the most depressing 'go away now' I have ever heard

[@foxkenji]

Ran out of liquor?

[@ryanfarrar9185]

I thought I heard a sob

[@ironvlogger9712]

The 13th Doctor cured me of my Doctor Who obsession 😩

[@evanharrison4054]

I'd rather say that the 13th Doctor cured the Doctor Who of its fandom. I've yet to run into a Doctor Who fan(whovite? whovian?) who didn't feel the need to immediately clarify that they stopped watching after either Smith or Capaldi. Don't get me wrong, I always liked Doctor Who, but I was always more of a "tangential fan" as in "watches the episodes, enjoys them and then expects no logical consistency or story continuation whatsoever" but it is freaky how even the most diehard, least intelligent fans of "da' Who", are now completely disconnected from the entire thing. Talk about a nosedive. Every long running tv show has bad episodes and usually even a "worst season" so bad you'd rather just skip most of it, but Doctor Who seems utterly committed to being the worst it's ever been since its conception. It somehow makes me think of an emotionally stunted 70 year old who just started having his "rebellious teenage years" where suddenly, he sheds all the things that previously defined him. A weird mix of the "terrible twos" and "midlife crisis", decades after either of those would've been relevant or even age appropriate.

[@ratedr8490]

Capaldi put dr who in the coffin, Jodi put the nails in it. Go woke get broke.

[@Dat_Jonx]

@@ratedr8490 Not like it was Capaldi fault, rather than BBC decision.

[@ratedr8490]

@@Dat_Jonx the more I learn about this industry the more I know that actors get a say in things. If they are convincing or brave enough to force their opinion. Capaldi is a weak actor, and a shill for the liberal agenda.

[@drinkingwolf4208]

For real

[@quis9726]

Can’t wait for the all black Mulan reboot to come out! 🙃

[@Linkario86]

KZbin commentary Police Algo deleting my shit again for making a good movie proposal

[@woodrunner51]

yo, diversity, mulan should be a man xD

[@neilmelendez2101]

@@woodrunner51 and a proud part of the LGBTQ+ community

[@Valandor_Celestial_Warlock]

@@neilmelendez2101 and male-ish.

[@justinheiland8264]

I can’t wait to bring my daughter to see the all new and improved black Ariel. Or the new Snow White that will soon come out. In reality she’s not seeing either because there is sure to be the most woke and gay shot possible in both movies just like every other one today

[@ernestomiloli8414]

Dis guy is a literary genius and I'm obsessed wit his channel! I love it

[@TheKielbasaKid]

"The sarcasm is strong in this one ." - Obi Wan Kenobi ( paraphrased )

[@mudgatebronn4438]

*Darth Vader

[@joeluigi2008]

@@mudgatebronn4438 pretty sure that was Gandalf

[@mudgatebronn4438]

@@joeluigi2008 um, no...

[@apachehelicopter9032]

Hello there.

[@logicplague]

You forgot Star Trek Discovery! It was about time that old space western was brought into the 21st century with a strong female character like Mikey Spock. Not only does she bring some long overdue diversity to the Star Trek cast, she's just the bestest evar!

[@shirothehero0609]

Discovery proved that even women can have (shockingly) generic male names proving that in the future, gender truly doesn't matter when you're naming your kid a generic name.

[@alruiz512]

Jesus the sarcasm dripping off every single description is amazing!

[@artamm777]

Your sarcasm makes the universe smile. Thanks for this.

[@TheFoxfires]

This review Rian Johnson'ed my expectations. 11/10

[@480JD]

Didn't know about She Ra reboot until now, thanks Hollywood for treating yet another loved childhood franchise like an unescorted and uncovered western woman walking through the islamic no-go zone of her city late at night.

[@Raycheetah]

The creators of the She-Ra reboot are on record stating that the new show is basically their own, personal fan-fic. Then understand that they are also lesbians, and you'll see how "Boy-Girl, PrinXXXX (dun wanna be too gender specific) of Power" is being developed. =9[.]9=

[@TyrDrum]

Makes you really appreciate the little things, like when everything was normal.

[@2Wolves1Core]

It’s actually good . We will have to wait and see if season 2 sucks or not

[@2Wolves1Core]

Also no boys are priencess of power.... so I don’t understand what you are talking about

[@james501001]

+480JD You are idiotically exagerating.

[@Riv3rJordan333]

The sarcasm in this video is top tier

[@dwaynelawrence4070]

The dripping sarcasm of this video is particularly epic!

[@muglymae7408]

The first Disney star wars movie was such perfection that I only had to watch that one to say I saved money from watching the rest of them!

[@hulton-sama9344]

A stunning masterpiece👌

[@muglymae7408]

@@hulton-sama9344 a tour de force of rancid level, rotten tomato variety

[@cl1cka]

Why would you see another, when you already saw perfection?

[@dsm3759703]

Years later and I am still angry. They destroyed my childhood dreams. They managed to take my mild feelings of disappointment with the "prequels" and turn it into outright resentment. It amazes me I still have not watched the final movie. Stay Woke Hollywood.

[@nottheone1357]

The level of sarcasm had me confused at times, I think it's due to the amount of political correctness I have been subjected to.

[@jasonbaird1645]

SJWs are hilarious. They're hilarious because they don't know they're hilarious.

[@completelyroundoak]

@@jasonbaird1645 They're hilarious until you realize that they can summon a twitter mob and bully your employer into firing you and making sure you never get another job again

[@andrewmiller1813]

@@completelyroundoakyou and Jason are both correct, they are hilarious and dangerous at the same time, it is funny as hell to listen to them and watch them carry on but it is also scary to watch people allow themselves to be so easily shepherded into The lunatic Fringe.

[@ChannelStarface]

Idk why, but the salt in this video goes perfect with my drink right now. Good morning guys. Cheers.

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

Margaritas?

[@gimmeboobes]

@@punishedbearzerker5400 No salt. NO SALT, SENOR'

[@TyrDrum]

Salt helps seal up wounds, I'll take the whole lot.

[@alphatrion4365]

I don't know why but, the salty rivers of tears of the sjw, blm, and feminist crybabies have me wanting to go salt water rafting. Sounds like great fun!!!

[@interhistoria5632]

And the joy knowing we'll probably keep getting more films just like these to talk about in the future.

[@eugeneforge]

I can't believe I missed this one from a year ago. The sarcasm was so thick and on point I almost wanted to believe everything you said, but it's amazing how worn out your voice sounds over this. I can feel the overwhelming sadness as the entertainment industry continues to destroy the simple joys we had from these properties in the past to show how woke they are to all the SJWs.

[@bunberrier]

I think the Critical Drinker just sold me a bridge in Brooklyn. And if he didnt, I want to buy it.

[@CurriedBat]

The best unbiased review of these great movies. You sir, are the actor we've been looking for. The greatest actor in the world, Gary.

[@TheGoatboyblue]

You put my own sarcastic wit to shame sirrah. A statement I don't put out lightly (or like to admit). Bravo.

[@knedoshane]

Effortlessly manages to look like neither... 😆 I had to rewatch the end because I couldn't stop laughing!

[@asdf51501]

That got me as well :D

[@MiniMagoo132]

Watching this video makes me glad lord of the rings was made when it was and not today

[@My_leg1]

Lotr was made at the perfect time when cgi wasnt awful and before all the social justice bushit.

[@StephenJG22]

I agree but don't fecking jinx it. You underestimate their power.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

The Dark Lords in the land of Hollywood bide their time for the last of the Wise, Christopher Tolkien, to pass from this world to the halls of Eru Illuvatar.

[@Scarplague]

Let's hope Amazon doesn't fuck it up.

[@MrGeek2112]

That's okay, Elrond returned in Star Trek: Picard.

[@Devil-Made]

My god you are my hero. Honestly though, I thought something was wrong with me. Seeing this social “justice” everywhere, being told or at least implied that I should feel ashamed to be a man, while simultaneously watching third wave feminists take control of the media and tell people to be more inclusive. I’ve always thought of myself as an opened minded, accepting, kind-hearted individual. I’ve never hit a woman, never gaslighted anyone, never manipulated anyone, never abused power for personal gain. But clearly I’m what’s wrong with society - not because of any overt choices or decisions I’ve made in life, but simply because it’s the way I was born. Thanks for being a voice to people like me. People who silently listen to the world telling us we’re toxic in every ad, every podcast (I’m talking about you Chuck! #SYSK), every movie, book, or song. People who don’t rage out and get angry at this, but quietly accept it for the injustice it is, as just another hurdle, another challenge, another ring on the ladder of life that we must learn to live with, all the while knowing that it’s not what others think of you that matters, but how you act, and ultimately how you treat others, that truly defines one’s character. Maybe I’m being pretentious, maybe ignorant, maybe too damn sappy and serious, idk. All I know is I’ve seen this trend unfold before my eyes over the years and felt the quiet anger grow. Anger not at being blamed for the world’s ills, but anger at myself for being angry at all. Because that’s toxic. And I should be ashamed. And so I was. It’s just nice to know I’m not alone in recognizing this.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Nah, you’re pretty fine. This blaming men thing is ridiculous.

[@jb00705]

Who knew gin and vodka could turn a Scot into a genius social commentator using popular media as a tool of enlightenment? I hope you're using all of your Patreon and AdSense money on booze because the world needs your wise, drunken ramblings.

[@Nonplused]

They have Scotch. They don't need gin or vodka.

[@TexasHollowEarth]

That outro was the shit.

[@PopoXReturnz]

2:09 The way she handles a full size combat shotgun's recoil is enviable.

[@Whispangle]

My 16 year old, super buff, friend used a shotgun and still had some actual recoil

[@PopoXReturnz]

Crunch Bandicoot Just goes to show how much more buff this chick is.

[@astropictures4396]

I feel sorry for the people who think this is serious

[@saurabh7509]

as drinker once said, they are the target demographic for these movies lmao

[@NathanCassidy721]

I’m not. Consider they are the reason entertainment is in the state it’s in right now.

[@antonnym214]

About a third of the way in, I had a sargasm. LOVE IT! Drinker, you are not only the king, but the emperor! All good wishes, good Sir!