The ignorance of Marjorie Taylor Greene never ceases to amaze, commander and chief? Here's an idea, if you can't get a passing grade on the US citizenship test you can't serve in Congress.
@suzannepottsshorts2 жыл бұрын
New hit game show "Are You Smarter Than an Immigrant?"
@nancystowell48772 жыл бұрын
A full Mental Evaluation would be good!
@richardjohnson21202 жыл бұрын
yeah cause AOC and the other idiots in the squad don't ever say ignorant things....oh wait, my mistake...thats all they ever do is say ignorant things
@j72862 жыл бұрын
@@suzannepottsshorts That would be great!
@jackkomisar4582 жыл бұрын
Let's give credit where credit is due. Most people had never heard of the Gazpacho Police until she brought them up.
@laurelcay79142 жыл бұрын
Madison said they were people he had looked up to....he doesn't look up to DEMs so it was only GOP he was talking about. Makes sense to me (Matt Gaetz etc)
@okkietrooy68412 жыл бұрын
He doesnt socialize with democrats. At least I would be tremendously surprised if a democrat wanted to socialize with him. I assume that the older guys are not involved. They have to go to bed early. That starts narrowing it down. I would think Gaetz, Boebert, Marjorie and then maybe some of the middle-aged guys who are in a mid-life crisis like: Jordan, Hawly, Cruz.
@laurelcay79142 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 I would add Gosar
@Ryuujinv012 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 You'd be surprised what cocaine can do for the elderly. Don't rule em out entirely. What I find adorable about the whole situation is that he claims to believe they were trying to stop addiction in the country.
@quiltygal69812 жыл бұрын
I can't see why any Democrat would ask him to a Tupperware party let alone an orgy!
@j.t.harrison32032 жыл бұрын
NO one is going to say it? Well I'm rude and hateful enough to say "Cawthorn has to look up to EVERYONE!" Yeah, I said it. Sometimes you gotta treat the monster like a monster.
@leesweather98942 жыл бұрын
You're good man Seth and thank you for helping us through the craziness.
@sandpiperr2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the fact that Republicans are saying he's an embarrassment for talking about them doing drugs and having sex parties, but were totally cool with him being a Nazi, speaks volumes!
@dennislowry82602 жыл бұрын
more than this... ARCHIVES... (i have a dramatic streak)
@auntiekaren46922 жыл бұрын
@Zippy Thekid have you plucked your eyeball out yet because the Bible told you to?
@davidbright67902 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely scary how fecked up their morals are. Naziism? Fine. Insinuating cocaine use? Outrage!
@merchillio2 жыл бұрын
And they’re angry at him for talking, they like to have their drug fuelled sex parties, you’re just not supposed to talk about it
@MarcillaSmith2 жыл бұрын
No one else in the history of the English language had ever used the phrase "a sexual get-together"
@canadiantexan52 жыл бұрын
It is almost as if he doesn't remember the reason why he was impeached the first time, which had to do with a special favor from Ukraine.
@alexrivers81632 жыл бұрын
Impeachment only works on someone who has a sense of shame. Since he wasn't convicted to him it never happened.
@chonqmonk2 жыл бұрын
Or, since he was acquitted by the senate, maybe what he learned is that he can do whatever he wants and there will be no consequences.
@tuyenle81072 жыл бұрын
trump 4ever 🤣
@stucktrick57572 жыл бұрын
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
@harbourheightsja23832 жыл бұрын
@@tuyenle8107 💩
@koshnarnarek59102 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest segments I have seen in long time! Thank you for the chuckles, Seth!
@okkietrooy68412 жыл бұрын
Ted just feels ignored. By the way, how often did Trump invite someone as Adam Schiff, Elisabeth Warren, Kamala Harris to the White House?
@taylorbug92 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz wondering why the president hasn't made time for him, and then coming to the conclusion that it must mean there's a shadow government is just peak Ted Cruz behavior. I don't see how he could get anymore Ted-like.
@sherinameless16182 жыл бұрын
And the reason that the cheerleaders snubbed him in high school was because of Jewish space lasers, or something.
@christopherweise4382 жыл бұрын
Taylor Griffith - Word from Bozeman during Ted's airport meltdown is that he hit them with the ol' "do you know who i am" bullshit. Poor Ted thinks he's actually relevant and people respect him.
@KonradvonHotzendorf2 жыл бұрын
What a soggy muffin of a human
@herestobeingalibra95152 жыл бұрын
15 months wouldn't be long enough for me to duck Ted Cruz!
@mightyone37372 жыл бұрын
Just curious, but did anyone ever figure out why ted cruz is so persecuted? He famously asked I mean.
@rachelventure54242 жыл бұрын
I’m so grateful for this show. Thanks Late Night staff! That’s all.
@c.a.newsome24372 жыл бұрын
Biden not speaking to Cruz only makes me like him more.
@franwade40592 жыл бұрын
Carol, I agree with you. What has Cruz done for this country?. If he , Cruz, doesn’t have anything productive to say I don’t blame President Biden, I would not waste my time, either
@chriskelly34812 жыл бұрын
Why would ANYONE voluntarily speak with Ted Cruz?!
@rickmoran86442 жыл бұрын
@@chriskelly3481 - Fled Cruz
@rockdinosaur86192 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone voluntarily talk to Cancun Cruz? Maybe only at the airport to give him s**t.
@RandyHawkeye2 жыл бұрын
Different strokes. I still don't like Biden, but ghosting Ted Cruz is both hilarious and very appropriate.
@FoNgThOnG2 жыл бұрын
It still blows my mind that we have a frat boy as a Representative. Also, that "Seth needs a smoke break" segment was great.
@embreis22572 жыл бұрын
any chance he gets re-elected later in November?
@sks12582 жыл бұрын
Why be surprised when they confirmed one for The Supreme Court. That was a sickening day for me. Never again will I vote for GOP member.
@billijoebobbyjr2 жыл бұрын
@@sks1258 never have and never will, not that democrats have done that much right by me, least they didn’t demonize me to win the presidency
@stefanhoimes2 жыл бұрын
A comedian (Al Franken) did a much better job as a Senator and resigned for moral reasons...but we have these GQP jerkoffs casually boasting about doing keybumps of blow. One party constantly screams about "moral values" while being anything but while the other actually sometimes tries to do the "morally right" thing. AmeriKKKa is fucked up.
@housefire62292 жыл бұрын
@@sks1258 who?
@snarkycharlies2 жыл бұрын
The only people that use the term “key bump” are people who do key bumps. Someone hand that guy a mirror.
@365-g6v2 жыл бұрын
A mirror and razor lol
@gretahendrick25092 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he was elected. It's so saddening.
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi54912 жыл бұрын
"electoral college" as obsolete as the infernal combustion engine..
@stucktrick57572 жыл бұрын
Imagine finding out Russian collusion was a hoax literally made up by Hillary Clinton and pushed by corrupt intel agencies, That Hunter's lap top IS REAL after the media and those same corrupt intel agencies told you it was fake, and that Biden lied about not meeting with Hunter's "business associates"(foreign influence peddlers) even though he did, and still believing that anything democrats or the media tell you is true.
@richardarriaga62712 жыл бұрын
I'm not. Outside the Triangle, it gets quite conaervative.
@100nitrog22 жыл бұрын
Really? Have you not met the average modern Republican?
@gretahendrick25092 жыл бұрын
@@100nitrog2 I have yet it's still mind blowing.
@anikbay34742 жыл бұрын
The rumors about sex and drugs, especially at some hush hush republican events, has been around for a loooong time.
@janxander65352 жыл бұрын
Just ask Matt Gaetz or Don Jr., who probably invited him.
@dzd23712 жыл бұрын
That's probably the only thing that both sides can truly come together on... It's just the fact it is so hypocritical to so many Republican talking points that make it any kind of a surprise to anyone.
@8arrows2 жыл бұрын
“American’s are Protestants in public, but pervs in private.” Brian May.
@MikeWilsonn2 жыл бұрын
ask lady g about those rent boy, "non-disclosure" rumors
@Primalxbeast2 жыл бұрын
Does taking a fistful of viagra count as "doing drugs"?
@therealdachshunddjangosmom2 жыл бұрын
"Seth needs a smoke break"🤣🤣🤣one more brilliant part of an already brilliant Show!!! Love it! 🤘 Stay safe and healthy y'all Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹
@WarriorDudePerson2 жыл бұрын
That smoke break was committing to the bit. This show keeps getting better!
@mikec8862 жыл бұрын
Putin and Trump building a better world
@editor45782 жыл бұрын
@@mikec886 😂
@jcoopes56042 жыл бұрын
It’s better if it’s green!
@o.c.kiddkidd51632 жыл бұрын
And didn't Seth look cool? Damn!
@grahamdouglas-meyer36302 жыл бұрын
@Given No, it wasn't, which is why he reacted with such disgust and said "People really do that!" It's disgusting and for the life of me I cannot fathom why anyone would be so stupid as to smoke these days. Most especially since we know how poisonous and damaging it is to the human body. But, even worse, that young teens are taking up the habit; still [persuaded that it looks "cool!" When in reality it shows just how dumb they really are.
@missybarbour68852 жыл бұрын
Am I unusually sheltered or did he just tell on himself by KNOWING WHAT A KEY BUMP IS???
@itsd0nk2 жыл бұрын
His entire outfit, hair cut, and face already told on themselves that he’s a coke head.
@ericm93052 жыл бұрын
First one.
@chonqmonk2 жыл бұрын
Is that what he said? Okay - never heard that term before, but it is that when you use a key tip to dig into the bindle and toot it right off the key? If so, that's a shitty way to do coke, I mean, seems like half the fun is chopping lines and bullshitting with your friends, and then everyone gets high, can't think of anything interesting to say and they all start making stuff up like about getting invited to orgies, AND OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@gobigorange2 жыл бұрын
If your snorting off a key your out of blow
@itsd0nk2 жыл бұрын
@@gobigorange you’re writing “your”wrong when you’re writing your KZbin comment.
@cryptostratsdotcom15992 жыл бұрын
Doesnt do cocaine but uses the phrase "key bumps"? 👌 classic
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Trump doesn’t understand why it’s inappropriate to call brutal dictators smart and ask them for favours speaks volumes
@tuyenle81072 жыл бұрын
trump 4ever 🤣
@joshDammmit2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, duh He's a sociopath
@Marijuanifornia2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Trump is allowed to keep calling brutal dictators and asking for favors speaks volumes about the rest of this society.
@pietrojenkins69012 жыл бұрын
Speaks volumes about how he was raised?
@okkietrooy68412 жыл бұрын
Remember that ge got really upset when Biden used the word smart during the first debate? He didn't want it to be used around him
@katstorm132 жыл бұрын
Apparently Cawthorn has admitted he "exaggerated" his claims about both the orgy invitations and drug use. At least we didn't have to wait for his parents to tell us he was lying, like he did about his car accident. Or the former president of the college he attended for one semester, to clarify he did not give an endorsement to his candidacy. I don't remember how long it took him to admit he was lying about why he wasn't accepted into Naval academy.
@felicitousfeline99562 жыл бұрын
How disturbing it would be to have a son like this. Kudos to them for supporting the truth.
@FayieElphis2 жыл бұрын
I happened to live in NC when he was campaigning, was very disappointed he won but just goes to show how people will legitimately believe anything.
@simpaixhempai62662 жыл бұрын
He said exaggerated not lied
@crnkmnky2 жыл бұрын
What did his parents say about his car accident?
@katstorm132 жыл бұрын
@@crnkmnky In a speech at his college, Cawthorn gave descriptive details about the accident concluding with the claim that his friend (the driver) took off and hid in the woods leaving him to die. The friend and Cawthorn's parents affirm that not to be true, that he and a bystander pulled him from the car. Later in a sworn deposition during a lawsuit against the driver, Cawthorn stated he had no memory of the crash
@timothymulholland79052 жыл бұрын
My wife worked in the Brazilian Congress for many years. Drugs, prostitution and orgies were common among congressmen and lobbyists. Being monied away from home brought out the “best” in them.
@bradhombre69122 жыл бұрын
Random republican: We're having a social get together. Madison Cawthorn: A sexual get together? Random republican: Oh geez Madison Cawthorn: Orgies?!
@MondezDurden2 жыл бұрын
@@paddyholly2184 we don't know if that thing works
@kbanghart2 жыл бұрын
@@MondezDurden lieutenant Dan sure tried to make it work in Forrest Gump.... Maybe Madison takes that as his inspiration 🤣
@christineherrmann2052 жыл бұрын
This totally cleared it up for me.
@CT-vm4gf2 жыл бұрын
@@paddyholly2184 Who names their son, Madison.
@SPQRKlio2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at Random R and Cawthorn doing Who’s On First. 🤣
@piedpiper11722 жыл бұрын
As a polygamist and cocaine enthusiast, I am thrilled to learn I am so well represented in Congress. The system really works!
@robynsun_love2 жыл бұрын
What Congress needs however if it truly wants to set an example for its citizens is a _responsible_ poly coke user. One who always tests their drugs beforehand, one who mitigates addiction and measures out their doses carefully, and one who as a result of their polyamory creates _less_ drama surrounding sleeping with other people rather than more.
@lug.53292 жыл бұрын
Word
@danielhoward83542 жыл бұрын
Do you have a pay pal?
@HellInternAKACandyMD2 жыл бұрын
🤣 Cocaine Enthusiast sounds so healthy and more acceptable somehow.
@tania28972 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke, this is disgusting....People do that?" 🤣
@alias0930012 жыл бұрын
"I don't smoke. This is disgusting." That smoke break was the best reaction.🤣
@casper1919852 жыл бұрын
You need to smoke. It makes you look cool
@freya81332 жыл бұрын
@@casper191985 No it doesn't.
@giggitygooquag2 жыл бұрын
@@casper191985 no, it makes you either look like someone who has no resistance to peer pressure, or just likes to suck on paper and leaves a couple times a day.
@DickDiamond742 жыл бұрын
@@freya8133 it makes you "look cool" but not actually cool. i'm a former smoker lol
@casper1919852 жыл бұрын
@@freya8133 I’m as cool as a cucumber and I smoke
@nicolepsy2 жыл бұрын
Quick question; how does Cawthorn know what a "key bump" is? Isn't he supposed to be all pure and carved out of cream cheese?
@amberbanuelos70532 жыл бұрын
I’ve wondered that as well. I’ve never heard the term (I’ve also never used cocaine) and wasn’t sure if it was a real thing. I’ve heard of ‘bump’ and ‘line,’ but it sounds like ‘key bump’ might be terminology that isn’t used in shows and films but would be by users. And given how politicians love to “fight against” things they often indulge in themselves, it makes me wonder if Maddy doth protest too much?
@jeffryphillipsburns2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I give up. What IS a “key bump”?
@richardgrier89682 жыл бұрын
@@jeffryphillipsburns I’m gonna guess it’s taking a hit off of a key. Not sure.
@squirrel81852 жыл бұрын
I didn't know what one was until I looked it up after this interview and I've lived around drugs...
@thomasakagi75452 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I had to live as Madison Cawthorn, I'd spend as much time as possible high as a kite.
@bkmeahan2 жыл бұрын
How in the hell does Cawthorne even know what a "key bump" is. My brother was a drug dealer and I didn't even know that term.
@chancemason93818 ай бұрын
Cawthorne is either an avid cocaine user or your brother wasn’t a very good drug dealer
@stoverboo2 жыл бұрын
Need ... more ... thumbs ... up. This is one of the best Closer Looks ever. Seth's impression of T***p just gets better and better.
@agny3692 жыл бұрын
gotta be ready for the slaps
@J5L5M62 жыл бұрын
Agreed. My roommate that, for whatever personal problem, doesn't enjoy Seth's show was rolling laughing when I played this. Perfection on a perfection.
@kennyn19922 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Seth was smokin on that one
@S.Pociecha2 жыл бұрын
@Zoom ShakaLaka, "it" who? Thanks if you can explain what appears to be a misconception.
@AndiDuck2 жыл бұрын
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” - Eric Trump
@user-bs9hq2xw3g2 жыл бұрын
Do You like it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/q36oYWyGrc2bsLs
@jeangillespie11732 жыл бұрын
Yup!!!
@Anotherpuppychild2 жыл бұрын
Weirdly making sense for once.
@Dbb272 жыл бұрын
American banks won’t lend to us, we worked with Deutsche bank but they are afraid of our lousy deals; but Russian banks love us since daddy ran for President! -Eric Trump
@FakingANerve2 жыл бұрын
@@Anotherpuppychild And yet he's such a terrible business manager that he _still_ has to beg from the poor rubes that support him to make cents.
@marielouise85502 жыл бұрын
Probably one the most honest interviews Cawthorn's ever given! 😂
@TigDegner2 жыл бұрын
That smoke break was gold and a little shocking. Thank you for the laughs!
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
Must be how he stays thin
@S.Pociecha2 жыл бұрын
Don't do it just for us, ok Seth? Stay quit of smoking anything with tobacco in it. We love you 💖
@S.Pociecha2 жыл бұрын
In this edition of A Closer Look, Seth made me laugh out loud multiple times. It belongs in the Library of Congress, preferably full blast and on a loop - the episode, I mean, not me laughing. "Aaaaaaaagh!" Thanks and praises, Seth & team 💖💘💖
@user-em6ie2be7x2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Love it when Seth rips Joe Manchin a New One!...it's more than Bill Maher does.
@ryanfriend13372 жыл бұрын
Maher is useless and unhelpful.
@TheJesselopez19812 жыл бұрын
Nah, hes to busy telling millenials to get off his lawn.
@QNPMEDIA2 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher isn't even a voice of reason hasn't been since the 90s
@mightyone37372 жыл бұрын
If you can fill a diaper, you are more useful than bill maher IMHO, there is a special hell for conservatives that lie about being 'left curious' so they can have a show that is inexplicably called 'left-wing' despite it not only doing nothing to further/help left-leaning causes, it openly tries to tear them down in term shockingly close to right-wing talking points. He's also close friends with actual lizard ann coulter, who is not a person that anyone progressive would be willing to be friends with, regardless of "what she's 'actually' like", her persona wobbles between 'depraved, soulless monster' and 'clueless idiot who is a conservative because that means nobody will ever fact check you if they are a fan'.
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi54912 жыл бұрын
hopefully one day we will find out What Happened to bill maher...
@Donnie-Lee-Gringo2 жыл бұрын
Lindsay “I am not gay” graham probably invited cawthorn to his private “party”.
@theeric2 жыл бұрын
“Seth needs a smoke break” was the funniest bit of the segment. The Ted Cruz joke was a close second b/c Ted Cruz is always a joke.
@talleyturtle65062 жыл бұрын
Someone should get both the Surge and General to tell him the dangers of smoking
@kensnape5992 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nairdacharles94922 жыл бұрын
NOICE, NOICE !
@rockshowness94462 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rockshowness94462 жыл бұрын
It's not "rock in roll", nor "tongue and cheek" either 😀
@kaystevens84282 жыл бұрын
@TalleyTurtle. Lmao. You get my vote for "won the internet today"
@coatney2 жыл бұрын
I’m running against Cawthorn. I generally believe in running a positive campaign, but this guy makes it difficult for certain.
@dzd23712 жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@donovanlocust11062 жыл бұрын
What kind of issues would you like to raise?
@cyanchaos44902 жыл бұрын
@@donovanlocust1106 non culture war bs would be a good start
@chonqmonk2 жыл бұрын
I suggest running an all fronts campaign; good stuff about you, policy ads - some wonky ones - some less wonky ones, and some dirt on him...
@donovanlocust11062 жыл бұрын
@@cyanchaos4490 I'll drink to that
@kazza60782 жыл бұрын
"That's disgusting, people do that?" LMAO
@karlheinzegger45342 жыл бұрын
If the constant reports about Trump keep democrats on their toes and committed to vote blue in upcoming elections I can endure it.
@IntrovertedN00b2 жыл бұрын
You voted blue no matter who and look what it got you. Sleepy Joe, the man that blames everyone and everything for his mistakes. Let's not forget that he launders money to Ukraine through his crack head son that also sleeps with underage kids. 2024 is going to be fun 🍿
@sleepinglionarchives2 жыл бұрын
The writing for these segments has been solid the past couple weeks, keep it up!
@Facetiously.Esoteric2 жыл бұрын
There were no episodes last week, he was on a week break... Smh
@Qdobafett2 жыл бұрын
It was at its peak before the audience returned
@MEMELIFEBABY2 жыл бұрын
Yup!! straight from the DNC to Seth Meyers’ teleprompter. His marching orders are to keep the propaganda flowing nightly. Him and Colbert. Total empty vessels obeying their main stream media masters. His entire show is propaganda you can see the same material on CNN and MSNBC his propaganda is just disguised as comedy. Good writing, you have to be kidding guy.
@jlasf2 жыл бұрын
Seth started as a writer, so I think that's why he has the best material. And it's why he acknowledges the writers.
@Whit_Siever2 жыл бұрын
At the expense of America's demise :-(
@LilSebastian_2 жыл бұрын
When a republican accuses someone of doing something 9 out of 10 times they’re the one doing it. Life has a funny way of working out like that.
@tomvalveede68082 жыл бұрын
With REPUBLICANS, it's Deliberate! LOL 😄😄😄
@IntrovertedN00b2 жыл бұрын
What about when democrats do it?
@chriswood77982 жыл бұрын
The Chuck Grassley "Did someone order a pizza?" Had me crying🤣
@rexjantze2962 жыл бұрын
"Chucky's got a hot slice for each of you pretty ladies."😣
@GrantGelinasBrown2 жыл бұрын
Had to be Scollins who wrote that.
@jivana242 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@-xirx-2 жыл бұрын
"Seth needs a smoke break" was ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD. I can't really explain why, but I laughed my ass off! 🤣
@yugandali2 жыл бұрын
He had me going in circles. When he called the break, my mood plummeted: whaaat? Seth Meyers smokes? Awwww... and then a moment later, I was cackling like a hen.
@TomSwiftAustinActor2 жыл бұрын
@@yugandali it was so obvious that he is a non-smoker. Like a kid smoking a candy cigarette. [Oops, just dated myself.]
@richardhawkins22482 жыл бұрын
I'm grateful for the laugh tracks. Now I know when I'm supposed to laugh.
@janellie19852 жыл бұрын
@@richardhawkins2248 if you watched Seth Meyers regularly, you would know he is the LAST dude to have a laugh track. For real. Try watching him.
@amandagubricky29172 жыл бұрын
Calling his signature "a New Yorker Cartoon of a klan rally" got a good laugh out of me. That was amazing!
@SK-ki1te2 жыл бұрын
The look on the guy’s face that cawthorn was talking to😂🤣
@ryanwilliams87502 жыл бұрын
and the room theyre in is screaming "sex dungeon" 🤣
@phriedokra61582 жыл бұрын
Like the Hunchback in 300 ?
@jasonarthurs38852 жыл бұрын
@@ryanwilliams8750 Posted similar concerns on another post regarding décor(?) choices.
@freda27582 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of hearing people just give up on voters not being able to stop the GOP from taking control again. If we don't stop them, we can just give up on America. I'M NOT GIVING UP! VOTE!
@BenedictMHolland2 жыл бұрын
No. We are likely headed for a war or splitting up. Republicans are nazis at this point. The US would never survive.
@RCDPets2 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best ones! Love you Seth🥰
@rdgoulding2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the best Closer Looks. And Seth's Cruz impression is almost perfect.
@rottweilerfun95202 жыл бұрын
The only time that Cawthorn has told the truth about anything.
@themighty68132 жыл бұрын
Spectacular work from you and your writers today.
@blancheknox41712 жыл бұрын
What's more terrifying is the thought of how many people living in the US support these imbeciles. On a lighter note, love to all.
@arthurneddysmith2 жыл бұрын
"On a lighter note"? So you, a random stranger on the internet, didn't mean your love for me? My heart is broken.
@marvinmartion11782 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've had to step back from friendships with friends I assumed were smart.
@angiebear87272 жыл бұрын
@@marvinmartion1178 plenty of otherwise intelligent people are still susceptible to cult tactics. Lost friends to this insanity as well. They are oblivious to fact and reason. It’s sad.
@angiebear87272 жыл бұрын
@@arthurneddysmith love to all includes you! Take heart random stranger 😉
@Bill_Garthright2 жыл бұрын
I live in a red state, and almost none of this stuff ever seems to show up in the local media here. And with everyone watching Fox News, you really have to wonder how many voters have even _heard_ about most of the stuff going on in America.
@mariaantunez37462 жыл бұрын
You are so talented!!!! Thank you for the joy you bring into these times of cruel insanity…Congrats to you and your wife on your new Baby Girl!💗🙏🏻🥰
@DanHiteshew-oneandonly2 жыл бұрын
I love the look on the face of the interviewer as Cawthorn was talking.
@KealohaHarrison2 жыл бұрын
So this is the third time the former President asked a country to dig up dirt on his political opponents. Twice now the government has let him slide, hopefully this time’s the charm… hopefully? Probably not because this is the darkest timeline, but I need some hope to keep my sanity
@kellifranklin98722 жыл бұрын
I’ll betcha 5 dollars that it doesn’t get covered on Fox at all.
@tuyenle81072 жыл бұрын
trump 4ever 🤣
@MrFireSpy2 жыл бұрын
The thing that is frightening for everyone is how he keeps brazenly doing these things , yet nothing ever happens to him.. to any of them. Also Trump wants to be a dictator so badly, he should get it printed on t shirts..
@markmac22062 жыл бұрын
@@MrFireSpy you mean he should scam his supporters to pay to have shirts made.
@MrEKOPriest2 жыл бұрын
Obama literally spied on trump
@joniwratten92532 жыл бұрын
I Love this show, I watch closer look on KZbin before the show comes on because I laugh so hard I miss jokes and have to pause from falling off my chair!😂🤣 I watch the monologue and closer look at least 4 or 5 times, everyday 😍🥰😍👏👏👏👏👏I appreciate your skills from your whole team BRAVO👏👏👏 keep it up..#survivingtexas
@MegCazalet2 жыл бұрын
That this alleged casual invitation to an orgy was supposedly phrased as a “sexual get-together” is the funniest part of this story.
@Olive_O_Sudden2 жыл бұрын
He talks like an adult narc trying to convince teenagers that he's down with the lingo.
@jenniferk75252 жыл бұрын
It’s likely wishful thinking on MC’s part. I’m guessing the nature of his spinal cord injury would have a negative impact on his ability to perform. We can thank heavens for small mercies.
@TheGreatAtario2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it seems pretty accurate for how a Republican would phrase it
@christopherlundgren17002 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferk7525 I've learned from the movie Murderball that paraplegia is frequently not an impediment in that department.
@kkvegas2 жыл бұрын
I like when he clarifies that he was being invited to an orgy the guy he’s talking to knowingly says, “Yeah.”
@user-em6ie2be7x2 жыл бұрын
...You'd think the whole telling parents to raise your children to be monsters would've been the bridge too far for Republicans. 😑
@100nitrog22 жыл бұрын
He didn't tell parents to raise their children to be monsters. He told them to raise their BOYS to be monsters. Since he'll never reproduce with a woman of sound mind, he had to get creative.
@sprybug2 жыл бұрын
@@100nitrog2 But wouldn't the monsters be into sex orgies and stuff like that? Man, he's really sending mixed messages isn't he?
@JohnTLyon2 жыл бұрын
Nah... They're just getting warmed up!
@rowynnecrowley16892 жыл бұрын
YOU might think that. The rest of us know better.
@zacheryeckard30512 жыл бұрын
@George Morenstein Do you even know what gitmo is? Threatening to send a press/media figure to a black site is some real unironic nazi crap. You guys are disgusting.
@clumsiii2 жыл бұрын
That Grassley impersonation was such a bail -- Put your heart into it! AGAIN! You must do Grassley again. THIS time, with feeling *here: You have to review the tapes. How do you feel? Yes, we felt that disappointment, too. You can do it! 3:08
@petefl18182 жыл бұрын
Biden has never spoken to Ted Cruz once since he was elected, smart guy that Biden fella.
@marydungan67482 жыл бұрын
What can you expect from a guy who still wears his baseball cap backwards??
@CortexNewsService2 жыл бұрын
I saw that and started to wonder how he could get any more broier.
@lenoraaronel85422 жыл бұрын
@@CortexNewsService I was thinking exact same
@d.e.b.b57882 жыл бұрын
True; It's beyond me that these fools don't understand how lame they look when they do that.
@loriwagner27662 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth! This was hilarious as usual…
@thisbushnell48242 жыл бұрын
Madison Cawthorn reveals how he resents being left out of the fun stuff.
@mikehenningsen87962 жыл бұрын
There is no place to stuff his ride, all the under age girls are stuffed in the trunk of the Limo!
@JLBarela69992 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mikehenningsen87962 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants tire marks on the carpets at the Orgy's !
@djayroscoelewis41202 жыл бұрын
I use to work at a law firm for over 20yrs, the people that work in the Mail room are tested for marijuana and can be disqualified for the job it found in thier system, lawyers are the biggest cocaine users and they do not take a drug test when being hired.
@animalsareloveandhappiness45052 жыл бұрын
OMG You are simply hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. 😊😊😊 I LOVE your show.✌🏻✌✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿💖💞💖💞💖💞💞👍👍👍👍👍😇😇😇😇😇😇💖🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
@MartineReed2 жыл бұрын
“We’re always getting our dates mixed up,” LOL. Thank you for the belly laugh.
@terri2002 жыл бұрын
Wow, so that is actually what gets Republicans to take action quickly?? Cancun Cruz wonders why our President doesn't want to talk to him??🤔🤔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@housefire62292 жыл бұрын
Y’all vote for these people
@eunicekalu89652 жыл бұрын
It’s Wednesday, and we’re halfway through the week!!!!! It’s Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@scottbutler54212 жыл бұрын
Dun-del-lum de-dum--de-dum
@jscotthatcher3802 жыл бұрын
madison cawthorn sounds like he's on coke. also how quickly and effortlessly slipped the term "key bump" in there was a bit telling.
@MsWarriordiva2 жыл бұрын
He hangs out with Trumps Jr. What would you expect?
@rockshowness94462 жыл бұрын
Funny... Shapiro sounds like he's on helium. Both a couple of motor-mouthed piles of silly putty 🤪
@shanemathews41772 жыл бұрын
100
@amberbanuelos70532 жыл бұрын
I’d honestly never heard the term until Cawthorn used it, I wasn’t sure if he was making it up or speaking from personal knowledge on the subject. Sounds like it’s the latter 😂
@rockshowness94462 жыл бұрын
@@khamjaninja. That's why it's the GOP... Grand Old Projectionists 👍😊 Project much ???
@jannettemorris75402 жыл бұрын
The gratitude that have for u and everyone that makes this show possible know no limits 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰🥰🥰
@richj61922 жыл бұрын
A person Madison Cawthorn admired who on drugs and have sex parties sounds like Donald Trump.
@12jswilson2 жыл бұрын
Probably someone like Steve Scalise
@paddyholly21842 жыл бұрын
@@12jswilson I betcha Mara Loco is wheelchair accessible? Sniff sniff .....
@katstorm132 жыл бұрын
Maybe junior lol
@jcappucino2 жыл бұрын
Matt Gates
@seanpatrick12432 жыл бұрын
The ENTIRE GOP is soiled like a golden shower mattress in a Moscow hotel. The only solution is to throw it out and get a new one. There is no future for the Banana Republikan Party. Time to get a fresh start on Conservatism with a completely new party without the racists and conspiracy theorists.
@AtlantiansGaming2 жыл бұрын
I mean… Cawthorne is right about Gaetz.
@katstorm132 жыл бұрын
Probably jealous they didn't invite him lol. Although now he has apparently told McCarthy he was "exaggerating."
@wally83382 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t interested in the orgies once he found out women were being invited. This poor confused soul, he even just voted against same sex marriage … awww this poor guy, it’s 2022 my man, most of us will be totally fine with it. Come on out of the closet.
@fistyann84342 жыл бұрын
Why does ol’ Mad know what a key bump is?
@snuffysmif98012 жыл бұрын
🤔😂😂🤣🤣
@Michael-ez3zg2 жыл бұрын
*Madison Cawthorn* says men are weak & not manly enough because that's how he feels about himself and is only projecting. *150 former students signed a letter accusing him of being a sexual predator,* due to his behavior, prior to his car accident, which his friend said he also lied about.
@ronniet712 жыл бұрын
With these words, your performed a knock out punch, into smithereens, mist. Wow.
@michaeld48612 жыл бұрын
Right, not to mention lying about college and don't forget the Nazi worship and Hitler tourism.
@judylevitt45552 жыл бұрын
Yeh Wow! 150? That's a lot of people putting their name on something.
@alexandradaniele2 жыл бұрын
Actually he was in a wheelchair in college, but apparently he had a car modified for the disabled and took women out driving, which is when he would engage in predatory behavior. Women were warned not to go with him. He also committed vandalism at the college and, of course, lied a lot. He dropped out before the end of his second semester and now tells young people they shouldn't go to college.
@DivineFalcon2 жыл бұрын
"He runs 1,5 billion people with an iron fist." No one but a true authoritarian thinks that is a good thing.
@teleopinions13672 жыл бұрын
The only thing I would say to Mr. Cawthorn is, "Please, don't flatter yourself."
@J5L5M62 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thing is (no offense to those that are impaired) does his gear even work? Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party?
@balok63a402 жыл бұрын
@@J5L5M6 Why would people be clamoring for him to hit the sex party? Maybe because he looks up to them (if you get my drift).
@lets-be-real79192 жыл бұрын
@@J5L5M6 He has 2 holes. Just saying.
@lets-be-real79192 жыл бұрын
Why? He has 2 holes to use. Let's be real.
@elisecode22122 жыл бұрын
he is unfortunately attractive though. until he opens his mouth.
@westwrd822 жыл бұрын
Remember when there was only enough material to do a closer look once a week?
@4seeableTV2 жыл бұрын
"We interrupt this Closer Look for...another Closer Look"
@thecry42 жыл бұрын
Sounds awful ... days where there isn't a closer look makes me super sad.
@lordcaptain732 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge Farm remembers
@markmac22062 жыл бұрын
Closer Look 2011: "Hi im Seth Meyers and this is a Closer Look. today the president committed a felony by wearing a tan suit. this has been a Closer Look."
@Marijuanifornia2 жыл бұрын
The US legalized weed to stop Hitler. There should be at least one Closer Look at the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.* There was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.* Cannabis Sativa is the key to stopping climate change. There's enough material there for several Closer Looks.
@Jim-James-Jimbo2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone is pissy over not a party invite
@dewgem59912 жыл бұрын
I think this might be the best closer look I've ever watched.
@JSone4Design2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz: “So Biden’s been President, what, 15 months? In that entire time, I have not spoken with him once.” Joe Biden: Counting his blessings.
@quiltygal69812 жыл бұрын
Hiding in cupboards to avoid Raphaella Crud!
@ronlogan47432 жыл бұрын
Potato head wouldn't remember more than a few minutes anyway. Why waste your time.
@drunkengamer19772 жыл бұрын
@@ronlogan4743 His names Raphael use it
@Nevertoleave2 жыл бұрын
@@ronlogan4743 Ted Cruz isn’t that brain damaged. Although, it would explain why he doesn’t remember talking with Biden
@zacheryeckard30512 жыл бұрын
@@drunkengamer1977 Raphael isn't insulting. It's literally just a name.
@allinone-qz2gi2 жыл бұрын
I believe Cawthorn. And I'm pretty sure the RNC is angry with him because he said the quiet part out loud.
@johnmarkconnolly64142 жыл бұрын
On fire!!! The more absurd and unhinged they get, the better Seth becomes. Register! Research!! Vote!!!
@LeeStJohn-ym4df2 жыл бұрын
Best tag lines EVER! Register. Research. VOTE! And help others to get their vote out too!
@lazersly2 жыл бұрын
That "smoke break" was hilarious 😂
@jennifers65602 жыл бұрын
He's telling the truth.
@Peter_S_2 жыл бұрын
We know this is about matt gaetz and louie gohmert.
@Kevin_24352 жыл бұрын
You're going to tell me that the only sitting US senator to retweet porn videos wasn't invited to the orgy? You might be right about that Seth, but I'm sure he showed up anyway. Ted Cruz seems like he's that guy.
@hannahbeanies88552 жыл бұрын
As a West Virginian, I can confirm that we are indeed sexually attracted to coal
@itcouldbelupus28422 жыл бұрын
No, but seriously, HOW does anyone still defend Trump?
@owenmersk46262 жыл бұрын
Could ask the same about the people that still support right wing capitalist Biden. Fired people for cannabis use and refuses to legalize it, won't stop funding the violence being directed at Palestinian ad Yemeni people, spending even more on the military and police instead of on the climate crisis. What an extremist
@itcouldbelupus28422 жыл бұрын
@@owenmersk4626 Yup, like all conservatives, Biden sucks. It's just the sheer volume of terribleness and idiocy that Trump continues to exude. The United States has always been run by evil people, Regan, Nixon, Cheney. Biden is no different. But Trump doesn't even pretend he isn't evil.
@Ramsey276one2 жыл бұрын
Blind fanaticism
@crystalrose79212 жыл бұрын
The same reason hipsters refuse to acknowledge good movies and music.....
@JMErlendson2 жыл бұрын
OMG what did I do without your takes, Seth? So glad you’re back!
@nourkhaled37412 жыл бұрын
hi seth a cardiogram during a myocardial infarction has an ST segment elevation and doesn't look like that signature #corrections
@nourkhaled37412 жыл бұрын
maybe you could share a picture of that, could do someone good
@carolewenman45582 жыл бұрын
hi Seth, you really cheer me up with your humour. Thank You so much.
@russellzauner2 жыл бұрын
If he says he's seen someone do something it was absolutely his friends and the standard thing to do is say that someone else is doing the exact thing you're doing but we pretty much get that now
@ladyboneyard44872 жыл бұрын
How does he know what a “key bump” is? 😹
@Sam-sl7df2 жыл бұрын
That Ted Cruz impression was *disturbingly* good!
@humanonearth12 жыл бұрын
Ya the voice was great! And the Grassley pizza man had me lol!
@bettyveronica98802 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@KB-ke3fi2 жыл бұрын
Ted is smarter and more educated than anyone on that show, the producers, writers, and Seth.
@doctorthirteen54992 жыл бұрын
@@KB-ke3fi
@ElroyMcDuff2 жыл бұрын
@@KB-ke3fi How do his boots taste KB?
@eugenebrown3062 жыл бұрын
It's called duckin you Ted . And you still can't tell
@covfefeyourself73292 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Seth Meyers! He is definitely good medicine during our Trumpy** epidemic.
@rickparker6792 жыл бұрын
ANd, you need serious help
@B__C__2 жыл бұрын
I will take as many vaccinations a month as he and the rest of the crew are offering.
@ronniet712 жыл бұрын
That was my reality too. God bless him.
@elyssay31572 жыл бұрын
What are the asterisks for?
@covfefeyourself73292 жыл бұрын
@@elyssay3157 When a president has been impeached there is an asterisk next to his name. He was impeached twice.
@user-em6ie2be7x2 жыл бұрын
Those comments might've been the most truthful statements out of Madison Cawthorn's mouth.
@THATBOISHAD2 жыл бұрын
He's definitely not lying. Those guys are a bunch of religious nuts. Like Jerry Falwell Jr.
@ronniet712 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo!!! Indeed.
@amann25472 жыл бұрын
I've watched multiple shows that mention Cawthorn's interview, and NOBODY has mentioned the reaction of the host, who has an "oh dear God, what is he saying on my show" look on his face. The host nods appreciatively to Cawthorn's comments, but obviously is afraid of responding.