Responding to our meanest comments

[@LookAtThisRock]

Ok. Now read the mean ones.

[@DarthGTB]

KZbin asked me to rate your comment 😂 I would just like you to know I said it's great and checked all the positive boxes. Doing my part into trying to convince the algorithm to be less of a piece of shit

[@LookAtThisRock]

@ I really do appreciate that!!! You're doing gods work 🍻

[@BenWillock]

90% of them are just ragging on all Connor's kinks, I'm not sure they could make that any funnier than it already is

[@iammask1073]

@@DarthGTB Yeah no they didn't

[@DarthGTB]

@@iammask1073 yes, they did. They do ask about the health of a discussion or if the video was relevant from time to time. On dark mode these are blue coloured with the classic rating faces and after that they give you a set of check boxes to tell them why you gave that answer.

[@FadeToBlackBolt]

"Hottest 6 I've ever seen" is fucking funny.

[@DeaddMax]

And ridicilously acurate.

[@manuxx3543]

Said by a Bionicle too lmao

[@SuperZardo]

Does she have a fever?

[@CepbIuLOL]

I dont get it

[@impguardwarhamer]

Its incredibly accurate in a way you'll never be able to explain without it sounding like an insult (it isn't)

[@jasonlast7091]

It didn’t know Connor could read

[@cchutney348]

It's called acting.

[@miguelmelchior986]

He’s pretending Jason, ffs.. you have the naivety of a 3 month old

[@morrit33]

What's a 3 month old?

[@morrit33]

Too old...

[@miguelmelchior986]

@@morrit33 Ask ChatGPT

[@thenemosix6835]

Everyone is scared to say anything bad about Dad 😂

[@MisterPaladin]

That’s because Dad is perfect in every way.

[@abnego9676]

That's because the bald giant is magnificent.

[@sefadursun2463]

​@@abnego9676Then I was wrong, I thought it's because he has a belt and he actualy knows what belts are meant for.

[@atlanciaza]

Hey look we don't want any trouble here...🤫

[@lavoisine2190]

The belt lives free in our minds

[@melangalade]

without the pigeon suit I can't take Tamara seriously

[@kueapel911]

No way tamara looks like a 6, she looks like she's over 49.

[@DobromirManchev]

Oooooh

[@genericnickname1]

I have to disagree. She doesn't look a decade over 48.

[@lanceknuth5300]

@@genericnickname1, you guys are being jerks. She looks 30, but could probably pass as 50 if she tried.

[@nickcarroll8565]

@@lanceknuth5300I’d say a sleep deprived 30

[@Foul_Quince]

@@genericnickname1 it's the big mommy knockers that make her look younger.

[@tylermccaw8092]

I like how they didn’t include Emily for this because if she read at least one mean comment about her, there’s no doubt, she will devour their soul.

[@d00mnoodle]

We all know what the comments for Emily would be about...

[@gamersmudngrubshow6119]

Accurate

[@SoTOreo]

ive heard through the grape vine that she is out murdering handling ever mean comment personally. those nasty men will never be heard from again

[@EmilyKristopher]

I just wasn’t there that day 😭😂 but the only thing people care about is my bum it’s true 🥲

[@ananass8030]

🍑🍰

[@Machuell_DuLac]

Interesting coincidence that Gaylord Nelson, the founder of Earth Day, died July 3rd 2005. What do you have against Earth Day, Connor?

[@coryboy345]

He burned tires on July 3rd 2005...

[@Flalalalanx]

This is the day Connor discovered he was a gay lord.

[@RCAvhstape]

I thkught it was Ira Einhorn, the guy who murdered his girlfriend?

[@Machuell_DuLac]

@@RCAvhstape Naw, Ira didn't come up with the idea for Earth Day, he just spoke at the first one.

[@amunago080]

Lol the guy that came up with earthday was Gaylord?

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

“Where’s Nic?” is brutal.

[@l23VIVE]

On only fans I think

[@orijimi]

​@@l23VIVEBeing a mom.

[@Predaking4ever]

Where’s Anthony?!

[@Smashface_McBourbondick]

What's the joke here?

[@miguelmelchior986]

@@Smashface_McBourbondick Nic is hotter than Tam.., so we care more about Nic.

[@genericnickname1]

I like how connor didn't even question "your girlfriend and HIS boyfriend"

[@LibertyDino]

Was that the bird costume speaking through Tamara?

[@hmthisisit]

The bird costume is her true form

[@marcos.e.herlein1986]

Here she's dressed as Tamara..

[@paritoshd]

Different question to break up the monotony, Where's Emily?

[@pinerider19]

I second that.

[@MrKrawby]

the channel has never been the same since the accident...

[@coryboy345]

​@@MrKrawbyhope she makes a full recovery someday 😔

[@tijmen131]

​@@MrKrawbywhat accident?

[@econojon]

​@@MrKrawbyshe's a mermaid!

[@nezzee]

Tamara looks like she pays for her half of the meal

[@alas_poor_Yorick]

Connor lokks like fentanyl poster child.

[@Steven0O0Seagal]

For or against? Lmao

[@rogthepirate4593]

@@Steven0O0Seagal yes.

[@virsa12]

Saint Fentanyl?

[@PureRushXevus]

2:19 "YEAH??" sounded so funny haha

[@RealNikolaus]

Everybody asking „where is Nic“ but nobody asks „how is Nic?“

[@englishislit7720]

or "Why is Nic?"

[@ikbenleon]

Nic is fine

[@genio2509]

Who is Nic Whose is Nic

[@AjenjoAnejo]

I want tamara to read more of this in the bird suit in character.

[@Jeb.07]

I like that the wide aspect ratio they use fills my screen almost perfectly

[@citizenofthebikinibottom5617]

Fr

[@michaelfrench3396]

Finally, a KZbin video whose title completely accurately describes everything that happens in the video. This was everything I thought it would be

[@michaelfrench3396]

And everybody loves mommy milkers. There was no need to read that comment

[@kiwidenny]

Elias seems to have many, many accounts to write all these comments.

[@rogthepirate4593]

Bold of you to assume Elias can write.

[@LandoCalrissiano]

6 is unfair. Tamara is more of an 8 if I close my eyes.

[@Bad_Hombre_ADK]

And plug your ears

[@devilwarriors5164]

An 8 if I have the video on mute

[@cchutney348]

@@Bad_Hombre_ADK That shrill aussie accent is half of the appeal, COME ON.

[@Sobsilus]

Si, Coronel Lando… Carlrissiano?

[@FluffiestHamster]

That’s not fair, Tamara is at least a 7.

[@just2potamos]

i wouldnt go that far but she has a great personality

[@aliendoggy1]

1

[@duccc]

7.5 if we're being honest here

[@NielsMulvad]

No. Average does not mean that you don't look good. It's just that you are average. For every 10 in the world, there is millions of 5's. And this comes from a -3. They are all average looking people, who isn't fat.

[@oskrm]

Found Tamara's fake account 😆

[@ivaerz4977]

1:19 does he look like Pedro Pascal lol

[@barry6768]

Yes

[@jraxgaming5254]

Yes

[@maxrinehart4177]

Wal-Mart pedro pascal

[@corgifamily85]

Wish or temu Chinese knock off.

[@tamkin007]

She had a baby! That was not a beer belly?!? Just kidding.

[@asj412]

Where’s Nic?

[@Roy_1]

Tamara is the hottest 6 I've ever seen

[@LangstonDev]

OF.

[@marcos.e.herlein1986]

We all ask the same..

[@just2potamos]

thats actually meanest one. Hits hard on a deeper level 😂

[@tims9434]

Is he the old man?

[@creylacoste4981]

Tamara looks like she pays for her 2/3 of the meal.

[@Alex_Underwad]

Best version of mean comment reading!

[@TheBoysAreBackInTown22]

They say what happened on September 11th of 2001 will never be forgotten about. But I personally will never forget what happened on July 3rd of 2005.

[@Masqueey]

I love Tamara's energy 🔥

[@Sobsilus]

0:28 Jesus Christ, Tamara! He typed LOL behind it. Read the room, woman! SMH

[@sedition4267]

Trust me...the way youtube censors, these are NOT the meanest comments.

[@WhiteOneRomeo]

0:52 I believe what jak3 is referring to is a ménage à trois situation

[@Ookami20]

Connor being doxxed the whole time LOL 😭😭😂😂😂

[@gandalfgrey91]

Seriously though, wheres Nic?

[@Beblue1337]

probably moved on to full blown corn after OF

[@gandalfgrey91]

@ I had no idea she had an OF, thats embarrassing

[@orijimi]

​@@Beblue1337 She had a kid.

[@orijimi]

​@@Beblue1337She had a kid.

[@evilinterpol]

@@Beblue1337Dude she had a baby. Stop thinking with your peener

[@hairywelder5188]

More Tamara swearing please

[@Detroitguy1538]

Not going to lie. I would leave America and move to Australia and marry Tamara. She can even wear her bird costume to the wedding ceremony. 😊

[@jamesparson]

It’s tradition

[@Briansgate]

Tamara just had a kid. I'm jealous of the man responsible.

[@furkannarin2844]

its a lie. she had a breast surgery

[@Themandalorian935]

Same

[@redeyedfreaks]

Pretty sure that was a joke

[@cchutney348]

I don't disagree, but I will call you a simp to keep up appearances.

[@lanceknuth5300]

@@furkannarin2844, she has clearly put on a bunch of weight. That doesn't prove that she had a kid, but it seems probable.

[@Dr_McKay]

Dad reads thirsty comments

[@robhimself33]

I hate that the algorithm figured out that I'll click on any video with Tamara in the thumbnail. GD I'm so basic.

[@uncah_bucchal2953]

As a Canadian, I totally appreciate your sense of humour. ;)

[@MarylandFarmer.]

If Tamara is a 6 then the scale must go from -3.14 to 6.28

[@capitalcitygiant]

Tamara is e

[@just_kris]

​@@capitalcitygiant*E*

[@Atom224]

S I M P

[@just_kris]

@@Atom224 I think u misunderstood his comment. He wasn't really simping for Tamara rather doing the opposite.

[@Atom224]

@@just_kris Buddy, no offense, but I think you misunderstood math. The scale with a max of 6.28 would make her (being a 6) a 9.7.

[@manissang1]

I never knew mean was short for meaningful!!!

[@immaleaf4964]

That’s how you say Cracker Milk? Not what I was expecting

[@TheDj6824]

Hey guys, love from South Africa. Been watching since the beginning!

[@V25Nguyen]

Tamara is the best 6.5 I ever seen

[@Gilgwathir]

1:00 It amazes me all the time how little people know about how our human bodies work. What do they think happens post-partum? The instant the baby is out all that skin etc. just yoinks back into place? WTF?! Totally aside from that, other peoples bodies are none of your business. You don't get to have an opinion, no matter what.

[@lambentlamprey]

Now I have a cartoon image of pulling a blind down and it just springing back up. Thank you 😂 That person clearly has no idea.

[@exercisethemind]

This was absolutely hysterical!

[@faizfrez2729]

2:04 that sounded personal🫢

[@FreeTimeFeats]

Yea no but where is Nic?

[@dhruva_kashyap]

Congratulations on the kid , Tamara!

[@nickfasfasd]

Wheres Nic???

[@marktheshark7588]

Tamara is the most gorgeous 6 I have ever seen😂

[@kowalski3769]

If 6 was a 9!

[@Dissimulate]

30 minutes of this, PLEASE!

[@haarisajmeri9811]

Btw congratulations for the baby tamara

[@profpoké1]

I fucking love these guys! They are keeping the Aussie Comedy alive!!

[@shia_labeouf]

A stand-up comedian I know once told me that hate comments are your best metric for success. The more you see of them, or the more vitriolic they are, the better you're doing.

[@Joseph32547]

I'd feel bad about leaving mean comments, i actually like you guys.

[@Mrlonefighter]

1 hour of this please 😅

[@majocmd]

So where's Nic ?

[@tims9434]

Is that the old man? I've said enough about him

[@orijimi]

She had a kid.

[@D_Go...33]

CrackerMilk... Thank y'all... Y'all keep me laughing and smiling.

[@JeskidoYT]

I love how this is a cinematic aspect ratio

[@tims9434]

I want to see the old man's reactions!

[@chrisslater1630]

Old?

[@Monte_Carlo451]

Why the hell is connor getting dox the life out of him lmao

[@european-one]

Does the hobbit have hairy feet? The people need to know

[@kaibakhawlhring4360]

love this team

[@samuraicupcake289]

I liked how hardly any of these were actually questions 😆

[@jaschabull2365]

Surprised Tamara didn't get any about the bird suit, ha ha.

[@joyl7842]

I wrote one of those "where is Nic?" comments 😄

[@nicktroisi6347]

Connor getting more and more paranoid 😂😂😂

[@joyfuldelights9876]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this😄

[@Password_1234]

Damn... That yeah after "Tamara looks tired" had its very own spin-off series.

[@Highice007]

"Hot for an old girl" she's like what, 24?

[@Kuthacio]

Tamara is in the top 3 girls on CrackerMilk

[@dr_juicebox4047]

Top three, but hardly see the third anymore. So Elias has to fill her position. 😢

[@juanromano-chucalescu2858]

It's all fun games until we die

[@therealelectromagneticwave]

Connor is an example of a baby born when Aaron Paul accidentally dumped his seed to thrive in Australia and somehow inherits a trait of a rip off Tom Holland who chugs Australian Cream Milk and watches LOTR everyday.

[@TeeDubzz]

Tamara's clown sketch awoken something in us that we should definitely be ashamed of

[@NikhileshSurve]

OK the Tamara ones were quite something 😂 & I too was thinking where's Nic.

[@DrMcFly28]

This video's aspect ratio is optimized for watching on registration plates

[@MAMP]

I’d marry Tamara without meeting her 😊

[@ToastyBits]

I'd love more videos like this. 😂

[@theyearwas1473]

I want to know who wrote all the comments in crayon for Connor to read

[@Hughzaa9]

Now we need Emily to respond to all the cake allegetions

[@hyperion303]

Well, this escalated quickly. Tamara and Connor.

[@DarthGTB]

Where's Nic tho?

[@phoenix0153]

The floaty things in the background make my brain feel weird

[@LordZordid]

That cracked me up!

[@CycleAngry]

2:01 no way, she is absolutely gorgeous

[@manaze85]

The "Where's Nic" is hilarious

[@QuanticChaos1000]

I'm more concerned about Conners Bluey fan fictions, nobody should have those thoughts, let alone write them down and share them.

[@paeliosmandrezekial5047]

Thank you for bringing us into your living room, showing what an average day is like for you.

[@srijeetm]

These guys are great

[@shirtpost]

00:06 When the microwave ding sound came, I knew connor was done

[@serpserpserp]

Are you implying he was microwaved as a child?

[@shirtpost]

@@serpserpserp The lore deepens

[@elhuracan8204]

lov you guys

[@PuppetShortFilms]

I'm not a Kid Thanks for turning the KZbin Short Audio Mix, this could got you views but hey bigger KZbinr don't care I guess.

[@joffa99m44]

Lol, you guys are great. Brightens my day.

[@moroteseoinage]

It’s so nice to see the local sex offenders finding and building a community for themselves. The bureau of prisons could learn a lot from this case study to reduce recidivism.

[@RurouniTenShins]

Tamara had a kid with someone else?!?… my whole parasocial life is a lie!

[@darrenfalconer3267]

More of these please haha

[@IShotMyPants]

how old is tamara?

[@Tacitus_Kilgore_]

At least 5

[@meglobob9217]

Nearly 40, I think, Milf

[@Mattmaster112]

6

[@rizzgod-wj6ty]

Next time ask people on Instagram to give mean comments