Result of Unconventional Parenting | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

How do yall train your kids?
Domino Effect 3 & 4 are out NOW! AliSiddiq.com
Tour Dates:
May 3: Portland (low tickets left)
May 4: Sacramento (low tickets left)
May 8: Los Angeles (low tickets left)
May 10: Louisville
May 11: Huntsville
May 17: St louis
May 18: Cincinnati
June 1: Bloomington IN
June 7: Jacksonville
June 8: Tampa
June 7: Jacksonville
June 8: Tampa
June 14: Greensboro
June 15: Columbia SC
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

THE DOMINO EFFECT PART 3: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL will be premiering on KZbin on Mothers Day, this Sunday May 12th! kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGGzZHVsYp2FbNk Catch up on Domino Effect 1 & 2 before you watch 3…. DE1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6SudYGQhs2JjpI DE2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKfSl42Xd81qraM

[@user-bu8ix3gg8h]

بالتوفيق يارب..ربنا يسدد خطاك

[@teneldricisrael8777]

Taught that baby girl to be an assassin 😂

[@user-bu8ix3gg8h]

😂😂😂😂

[@GiftsbyChosen]

Not you're the trainer and the accomplice 😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferd.820]

A heck of a trainer from the sound of things 🤣🤣

[@sentekiwanuka8968]

That entrance and exit from the bathroom was some funny ass Shit!!!🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

[@kaesyrii9504]

Dawg the best part

[@fontainelebrock345]

She said, “Let me get some bags” 😂😂😂😂

[@hashimhooks4620]

THAT was hilarious!! Master storytelling!

[@bighomieJ5X]

Ali daughter is a savage , “let me get some trash bags” 😂😂😂

[@kidgrizzly7413]

😂😂😂

[@karikasumi888]

😂😂 you called my daddy?! 1:51

[@jenniferd.820]

And she called him a hoe for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GiftsbyChosen]

You Pu$$y sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ysmithriley]

I'M HOLLERIN! Did she want you to FINISH THE JOB? He only had a broken arm!🤣🤣😭😭

[@normancore9522]

Ali you ain't right for that one , now I'm going to be checking KZbin every 5 minutes bofl !!!!

[@stllda909]

LOL...I can't watch him with a full bladder...LOL. I have lost count of how many times I have almost pissed my pants laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@tonedibiase7]

almost pissed myself at his show friday. 😂

[@gamblinhurn1]

Ali squeezing in & out of that bathroom door is some funny stuff. I love the story telling but also love the physical comedy with your props...that flashlight did me in!😂😂❤❤

[@jackiesanders1561]

That flashlight definitely took me out!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@natalieedwards_0415]

I definitely need to see the rest of this story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desi4227]

❤️Love and Respect to all the Daddies who stayed and the Daddies who stepped up❤️

[@BusinessWolf1]

Not all of em got surprise kids, ali definitely didn't so wtf you mean "stepped up"

[@desi4227]

I had a step dad who stepped in and stepped up when mine didn’t.

[@hijabibeautiful]

@@BusinessWolf1 I don’t know what you’re talking about but I think they meant stepdad’s…

[@ampollard7041]

​@@hijabibeautiful Exactly. Mf's on the Internet always wanna find a reason to get belligerent

[@TT-kp3cz]

You trained her well Ali! 🤣 😂My dad trained me with strategically placed household weapons.😊😊

[@denisia1111]

My Mom said in an emergency EVERYTHING is a weapon! In the kitchen but not by the knives or dude has a knife..rip out the damn junk drawer FAST, let it all hit the ground but you keep the whole drawer in your hands, and hit him with the sharp corner first. Gotta thick framed picture 🖼 you have something to get space and one up. Think of the possibilities with a coffee table, battering ram, get a leg off n it's a club, etc.. She had a degree in psychology and said it's that split second of surprise from the unexpected that can give you extra time to protect yourself and escape.

[@xlady7772]

Same iykyk😂😂😂

[@zionwilliams3447]

GUN COMPARTMENT👉🏾

[@jenniferd.820]

Damn she was on some mechanic stuff, talking about some let me get some trash bags 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorajones5297]

Ali, You Train Her Well, I am crying with laughter.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@bushidokuro9667]

I truly love his comedy. Applause 👏 brother!!!

[@TruBloodGaming]

Ali know he know how to get a Sunday going😂 Good vibes always

[@azizulkasajannah5151]

Hassan ain't going to be serial killer..yo daughter is..hahaha😂

[@francescapowell1538]

You created a monster… my daddy did the same! 😂😂😂

[@renecianeneengland9014]

im right here p$##y took me all way out😂😂😂

[@terrydouglas5249]

This shows me that I'm not right because I'm over here questioning the screen "BUT What did he do" 😂

[@kellonjordan1485]

Ali your are the next (Dick Gregory Rip)of story telling comedy you are a rare breed sir over 25 yrs of this can’t wait to see you on June 7th in Jacksonville FL DUUUUUVAALLLL

[@angeliquesoul6719]

Awwh man I want to hear the rest. This is wild!😂😂😂

[@nathanelliott7897]

So we can agree that it was him screaming through the phone 🤔😂😂

[@2thaporch]

Comedy PLATINUM!

[@oHelmy3131]

Dad goals right here!!

[@MrsNewland318]

Dad training ……lol…..get out, not dispose of!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #superdad #daddysgirl #mygriot

[@MEME-pj6if]

I am sitting on my couch LMAO......the special is going to be off the chain. 😂😂😂

[@KidBowsur]

Bruh you're making it impossible for my broke ass to avoid buying this special

[@tiombea]

This😂😂😂😂😂

[@ambriaharris4821]

Exactly why fathers are important; to teach our children how to protect themselves. Amen ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@jeffreypinder9398]

Well done, Dad. Teach your daughters to not take any crap from any man.

[@cookiecookie8829]

🤣🤣🤣Yeah Ali you trained her very well!!! She had the upper hand on him, and getting the trash bag well who knows!!!

[@branchandfoundry560]

"I'm not talking 'bout getting rid of him!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tiffanythomas2169]

Omg, I almost had to call for an ambulance. My asthma is acting up, and I done damn near pissed myself laughing. I love this man, he is hilarious asf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrd2581]

🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious

[@RickRijuanaPro]

3:20 The flash light 😂😂

[@arnesiawalker868]

Baby ready to get rid of the body😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ryan-KushLifeDragons]

Thanks for normalizing some of my “worst case Scenerio” reenactments with my kids (like getting out of a car trunk).

[@nikkisunshine8849]

Officially hooked and baited 😂

[@brendagrayson2238]

Daddy better watch his “arms”🤣🤣🤣 at least she paid attention 😊😊 good for her 🌺🌺

[@mylesmikieal]

"Is she by the door" 😂

[@TT-kp3cz]

You created a weapon. Keep that weapon out of jail

[@hasiflames8456]

Lemme get some trash bags! WTf 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cici-lt3mz]

Wait Ali!! Is there another special coming out? In addition to the one you just released?

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on KZbin on Mothers Day, this Sunday

[@Cici-lt3mz]

@@AliSiddiqComedy THAT IS SOOOO EXCITING! I think I watched the previous special on Moment 3 times before it expired 🤣

[@gamblinhurn1]

​@@AliSiddiqComedyWow what a mother's day treat😌 This will definitely be desert after desert & a cognac. Thank you my brotha😊❤❤❤

[@quintonbunche3091]

DOMINO EFFECT 1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 2. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 4. 😅😅😅😅😅😅 HES A COMEDY PERFORMANCE GENIOUS.

[@lindathornton6607]

You go Brother Ali I'm laughing my butt off. You trained your daughter well.

[@LolaLeohna]

Sent this to my dad . He goes “ya damn right “ 😂😂😂 . I know he’s joking but I’m serious af my dad used to pop out of the closet with a mask on when I was coming home from school . At random ass times and scare the shit outta me ….And then be like monsters aren’t real . Cause I was really scared of monsters in closets or under the bed . 😂😂😂 it’s crazy but it worked 2:01 Need that special

[@jackiesanders1561]

That damn flashlight though!!!! 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@hallyukissfm4537]

That ending tho. So Mr Ali is also a great marketer

[@LolaLeohna]

The flashlight omg

[@clarencejohnson7267]

🤣🤣🤣Awww Hell Naaawwl!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@pretoriaafro5074]

THIS is so cool!

[@sherylloftin-booth4423]

Not the arm🤣

[@aletheadrye2257]

I’m weak 😄🤣🤣

[@SUPER_WOLFMOON]

His daughter chose violence.

[@michellesamuels8435]

I can't wait ho hear the full story.

[@miltonrogers1395]

I think my arm is broke 😂😂😂😂

[@ilovejoharai]

How her eyes glossy like a vampire???😂😂😂😂😂

[@needtoknowbasis5620]

thank you for the entertainment, very funny

[@rosalynsaguidi1826]

He did this jumping out on that baby when she was little now you created a monster 😂 you know real G’s move in silence lol

[@JacyndaMinor]

Oh man I cackle laughed at this one. I’m gonna get both specials as soon as I have the $$, Ali’s work is well worth it. Best comic out here! I hope you’re near East Tennessee soon! 🩵💙

[@TFELLS]

Dope teaser!!😂😂😂😂

[@TreJohnson-wh9ri]

Nah ahk where the special at? get ya bread but I needa see this today willahi 🙌🏿 it’s goin on tomorrow 4/29. Love you man

[@LolaLeohna]

Lmaoooooo yo I’m crying . I am my fathers child ! I’m his is real life

[@bronzebrown2125]

New special??? 👀 I've watch the Domino Effect series so many times back to back since the fourth part was released.

[@AWholeVibe96]

Man I wish I could see him when he comes to Huntsville next month 😩😩 I’ve already requested too many weekends off though

[@yellowleaf28]

Hilarious and telling response about the trash bags. You pissed off your gf enough that she thinks you belong in the trash

[@zedz1989]

Ali trained a fighter🤣😂

[@fredamckinnon]

Omg my brother use to do that to me when I was little he use to tell me call down than he would take the pillow of me he was saying I need to control my breathing

[@ShaniLee-vd5pe]

😂 my momma said this about me & one of my other siblings

[@sadicaldarazzo1946]

I am screaming😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TT-kp3cz]

You create a weapon, you're responsible for it.

[@jermaineharris7739]

I need to talk to you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusIsKing301]

0:26 lol Hahaha I knew was going to be good. I missed 3…so I can’t watch 4 until I see 3

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on KZbin on Mothers Day, this Sunday

[@letashaluxuries5661]

🤣😂🤣😂let me get some trash bags

[@fartzhapy4165]

These damn cliffhangers

[@Prettydonxxu]

My dad put me in a headlock 😂😂

[@zenobiamcgill1939]

hilarious

[@MrBlackBono]

2:50 😂😂😂😂

[@Cg0322]

Dam bro when are you having a show in Houston, Me and my wife laugh our ass off watching your stand up, bro you in my top five greats. Dick Gregory would be proud bro. Keep doing your thing.

[@Mr_Nobody913]

Man 😂😂😂

[@jdoct19]

Lmfaoooo nahhh 😂

[@MrBlackBono]

Heeeey Ali hope all is well with you and your family

[@beatrice81]

😅yup, the special

[@francesjohnson4443]

Teach them early... you are so right.

[@Embr8cingUNI]

😂😂😂 I feel so ashamed because I was acting like this a few nights ago lmao 🥊

[@atSlickBoiChris]

Ali! You eating good baby

[@tashascott1443]

When is this one coming out??? 😂

[@fatmankingaj2561]

Good joke.. good job

[@FlightDreamZExtoicz]

😂😂😂😂 mann what

[@Caperhere]

Which special? The Black Seal strikes again! lol

[@user-lm2jy3yn1b]

Bruh 💀😫🤣🤣🤣

[@treykellybell8583]

Now why he had to mention another special, we already fiends like Tink and them over at The Greens 😂

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on KZbin on Mothers Day, this Sunday

[@treykellybell8583]

@@AliSiddiqComedy I’m a Moments purchaser, but of course I’ll put some views over here too 💯

[@ampollard7041]

The women in my family taught me to ALWAYS be prepared to defend urslef with normal, everyday items: carry an uncapper ink pen(or keys) in my hands when im out & about... hair spray works just as good as Mace... keep a dish of cayenne pepper, black pepper & salt by the bed (to throw in the eyes of an attacker). I used to wear one of those plastic-covered bike chains, with the little pad lock, around my neck in my teens. Also was taught to keep small knives hidden in inconspicuous places all over the house, so no matter where u are, u have a weapon. And that it only takes 7 lbs of direct pressure to break a bone. Teach ur daughters & sisters SOMETHING.

[@KpopIsDead69]

I started saying "..............Hey" like he does hhhhhhh

[@jennycadot3635]

Omg! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@roypettigrew6453]

ayooo. hahahaha

[@Choppin_game_209]

😂😂😂

[@denisia1111]

You're a good Dad Ali..sounds like your daughter listened and learned. My guess is she's also a true crime fan. Garbage bags were mentioned way to quickly for her not to have already played this scenario out in her head a time or two before. Garbage bag's! Plural! A very smart girl is not going to get a full grown man out of the apartment without looking suspicious...see she's already thought it out.