Reviewing the HOTTEST CURRY in the WORLD! The WORST MISTAKE!

[@paulc1553]

"It's not too bad". Famous last words, mate xxx.

[@petergarcia8615]

LOL, yep.

[@delphihaze1317]

I knew it was going to be downhill from there. Never speak too soon with chilli.

[@GaryEats]

It was awful Paul lol

[@dutz2116]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GrouchoMarx-MaGeorge]

Lol there is always a slight delay before the anguish 🤣🤣

[@GaryEats]

Hi everyone. Some of you may be wondering why I didn't score this restaurant. It was mostly because I was so focused on the Phaal challenge for this review however I would definitely recommend giving Mughal Dynasty a go. if you wish to skip to the Phaal Challenge, it is at the 9 minute mark. This video has been heavily requested for a while now so I thought it was only right to finally brave it out. Hope you all enjoy the video!

[@Frank_Nemo]

Good luck to you, in the middle of the night tonight! ........*the band starts to play Johnny Cash's 'Burning Ring of Fire'.*

[@anthonyfisher1670]

That's ok Gary ,why not just rate the restuarant in this comments section .You did very well though to get that far !

[@lizbarham9356]

Aww Gary. You’re braver than me Really felt for you Well done 😊

[@davew005]

You’ll need to have a rest after this Gary. You’ll be having the flag of Japan in the morning.

[@garryclemo4195]

What was the name of that chicken dish? Look great , kept missing the nMe

[@lukesters7234]

Came up randomly on my feed and started watching and 2 minutes in was just taken by how considerate and decent a bloke Gary is. Worried about other customers, anxious about the challenge. No big headed boasts or swagger just a guy who obviously has a passion for his subject, an attention to detail to his video and is a really interesting guy with an engaging personality. I for one learned a lot from this and won’t be going near a Phaal with the Madras long established as my limit. If however I am in Maidstone will certainly visit the Mughal Dynasty. Great stuff.

[@GaryEats]

That’s a really kind comment Luke and really appreciated thank you very much 🥵👍

[@Super-op9zp]

You captured my experience perfectly, too!

[@ClaireTozer]

Madras is my max heat along with mint yoghurt, but we have to all take our hats off to Gary for attempting the phall xx

[@laurencemarrison5721]

Try the chicken ding when you go… That’s chicken in a microwave 😂😂😂😂

[@laurencemarrison5721]

Water is the worst thing to drink when eating an extremely hot curry, it makes it hotter on your tongue. Yoghurt or milk is what you need… Keep up the great work Gary…

[@numberstation]

There’s a desperate little bleat at 12:19…I burst out laughing 😂 Well done!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much. This was simply too hot.

[@numberstation]

@@GaryEats For me, heat is like salt. It shouldn’t overpower a dish.

[@TheFoxyb]

Oh the bleat is comedy gold!

[@SomeoneSmarter]

@@GaryEats I read your comment before I got to that bit, but now it makes perfect sense! It's so relatable though. We have all had one of those hot curry moments.

[@christopherwarner6590]

‘If you’re laughing at home…..I don’t blame you’ 😂😂😂 This is brilliant, Gary.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you I think Christopher lol 🥵🥵🥵

[@spastard100]

Pissing myself I had one some years ago and it is bloody hard work🥵🔥

[@colinreid6070]

Best line I've ever heard, guy is so funny without even trying...

[@OldTrancer]

It was the tapping of the feet under the table and the whimpering that had me giggling. I am like that with a Madras. You should never eat food that fights back. This restaurant about a mile from my house and I have driven past it often. Thanks for the review. Will have to visit.

[@pershaankhan1662]

Funny thing, I read your comment just before he said it! 😂

[@humdumdiggdy]

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I pop back here to rewatch the phal, the bit where Gary whimpers and his lil feet drum on the floor cheers me up every time...cheers, Gary

[@GaryEats]

lol now now or do you like to see me suffer 🤣🤣

[@michaelhawkins7389]

@@GaryEats Milk is better then water just so you know

[@careylong4297]

@@humdumdiggdy whimpering

[@robotsonmars1989]

Yeah the “ not too bad bit” then bang 😂😂😂😂

[@Gary-q6k]

Can't deny Gary, when you took the first mouthful and after a few seconds I could hear your feet making a running sound under the table, that cracked me up! 😂😂😂

[@GaryEats]

I’m pleased you enjoyed 😳😂

[@schoudhury612]

The fact that the staff were all watching makes it even funnier!

[@GaryEats]

Nothing funny about this one it was so hot. I panicked in the end.

[@paulc1553]

Gary is so polite. Manners maketh man!

[@GaryEats]

Thanks Paul :)

[@Schnoizl]

agreed, a true british gentleman

[@rishiroy8195]

Could not agree more!

[@paulc1553]

@GaryEats: Pleasure, Gary xxx.

[@IanYoung-ke6mc]

Brought up on hot curries , I was told spoonful of curry to 9 of rice, with naan , and minted yoghurt

[@mbenn2]

“That’s not too bad” and then it hits. So funny. Well done Gary. Love all your videos mate.

[@GaryEats]

Really appreciate that 👍🏼

[@siobhanblake9150]

I felt so bad for him!

[@darthnagus5457]

That was funny.😅

[@TheSoldier0fortunE]

Lol yeah I think we were all grinning and just saying ''wait for it...'' there.

[@JasonSmith-tv2zw]

I've been there about 30 times, it is always good quality and reasonably priced. The owner is a genuinely lovely bloke

[@GaryEats]

I agree Jason thank you 👍

[@chefduke3719]

Do you fancy him?

[@markwillies7666]

​@@chefduke3719i cant answer for that bloke but I've heard your mom's a bit of a goer so I've taken a fancy to her.

[@chefduke3719]

Awhh how lovely! The real question is do you even know your own mother? Or father for that matter @@markwillies7666 🤣

[@mrtropicalwalsh5114]

What a boring comment

[@BigStuCorby]

New subscriber here after watching only 5 mins of this video. Randomly came up on the Algorithm. Glad i did... No clickbait thumbnal and a nice polite chap. Ill be going through your videos this weekend 👍👍

[@GaryEats]

Thanks so much my friend, means a lot!

[@simonburrows240]

@@GaryEats How was is the next day, Gary? You can be honest. I have the occasional vindaloo, but this looks like an entire different level.

[@liamm.1431]

Gary, you just became a legend. I especially admire your politeness towards the genuinely polite and a bit sadistic staff. The restaurant looks great.

[@GaryEats]

Thanks so much Liam. Yes, they were enjoying my pain lol

[@nelliejames]

have u put the toilet roll in the fridge

[@GrouchoMarx-MaGeorge]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardfaris8516]

Bathtub full of ice works also...😉

[@CheshireCat6639]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeidiJ77]

Ahh… why doesn’t KZbin have a laugh reaction yet??!! 😂😂😂

[@GaryEats]

I have Andrex on speed dial

[@rjt1116]

This has to be the “KZbin” new channel of the year. Consistent and brilliant reviews Gary,and with today’s contribution,taking the entertainment factor onto a new level. 56.7k subscribers and rising quickly…thoroughly deserved. Keep up the good work!

[@GaryEats]

That's extremely kind of you to say, thank you!

[@cirias]

Totally agree, similar to when I first found Rate My Takeaway, both gents are a pleasure to watch in very different ways.

[@harry.flashman]

Great authentic content and channel. Hats off to Gary

[@MixedUpSignals]

Yes, I agree with you and by the way I love Indian cuisine always ordering a side of vindaloo sauce but will never ever order a phall after just one mouthful of a friends 35 years ago.

[@xcrrushx6147]

Funniest bit was the whimper between mouthfuls, lol 😂😂

[@gailgrimett2028]

Gary, your manners are so amazing.Its a pleasure sitting at a table with you.very good and fair comments too.

[@GaryEats]

That’s very kind to say, Gail thank you very much. It’s really appreciated.🌹🌹

[@davewelch1522]

Laughing!!! I was crying! You said not too bad and then mouth on fire! Hilarious !!

[@GaryEats]

I was in tears... literally

[@christinebarnard8680]

Thanks for giving us all a good laugh, Gary. I was concerned for a couple of seconds when I saw you start shaking, but then the giggles took over 😂. You never let anyone down, though, as I wouldn't have got past the first mouthful. Well done!

[@GaryEats]

You laughed Christine, I’m disappointed in you 😳…. Just joking even I laughed when I watched it back 🥵🥵🥵

[@SomeoneSmarter]

11:16 That is the fastest change of opinion i have ever seen! I enjoyed the video. You are a braver man than I.

[@GaryEats]

I have to say it took a little bit of time, but the heat just went bang 💥🥵🥵🥵

[@M15Guys]

Loved your honesty with this one ! Like the way you respected the restaurant with the previous dishes, which you obviously loved. Another great video Gary 😀

[@GaryEats]

Thanks so much! 😊

[@FleetAdmiral215]

The presentation of the food looks gorgeous ! , your a brave man Gary ! , another great video

[@GaryEats]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@hapijen4828]

Best to calm it down with the boiled rice & yoghurt - Drink milk not water for the burning sensation.

[@GaryEats]

Spot on, im an idiot lol

[@hapijen4828]

@@GaryEats You are not an idiot at all - just inexperienced. Those exceptionally hot dishes are for the punters - The indigenous curry eaters rarely if ever eat it that hot - if they want their curry a bit hotter they will chew a raw red or green chilli pepper with their meal.🌶

[@chunkyedwards5381]

Or sugar.

[@Totemking]

@@GaryEats Water makes the heat worse, the oils from the spicy food separate from the water so it just spreads it around your mouth more

[@YorkshireTripper]

Total myth nothing calms heat from capsaicin, all milk and yogurt does is temporarily block the heat receptors in the tongue, you just gotta let it ride. Its not that bad anyway, I have a phal often, I have super hot peppers with most meals too and grow my own. Remember its not actually burning, it's just a chemical reaction telling your brain it is

[@MargaretSpurgeon]

Very brave of you Gary, having said that I’m sorry but this was me the minute you started eating the phal this was me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@NigelBarber-wq9tq]

Recently found this channel and love it…and this particular review certainly made me chuckle!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you Nigel that’s really appreciated, this was just too hot 🥵

[@steadycompsltd.]

Brilliant. What a setup with the "not too bad." Pure gold.

[@GaryEats]

It hit me like BOOM 💥

[@mickyboy6673]

Hi Gary, 1st time viewer and as a bit of a chilli head myself I actually think you did really well to eat as much as you did. Spicy food is all about tolerance, the more you eat the higher your tolerance becomes so the key is to start at a level you can manage and then over time increase the spiciness. Some of the spiciest dishes when you are able to handle them are actually really very tasty! My point is is don't avoid them just because at this moment they are way too spicy for you, build up to them, honestly you won't regret it! Kudos fella!

[@GaryEats]

Micky, build up and stay there, NO WAY NEVER EVER AGAIN lol, thanks for watching and commenting it’s really appreciated 👍🥵🥵

[@King-Kazma]

You don’t only get a tolerance, you get a dependency for spice. I think that your body becomes used to the effects of the spice, so you start to get the heart rate and metabolism boost in anticipation of eating. When you don’t actually get the spice hit, your meal isn’t as satisfying as it otherwise would be.

[@oldskoolsurvivor]

@@King-Kazma im addicted to chilli lol

[@Tasmanaut]

@@King-Kazma my body has never adapted, especially my digestive system, though I continue to eat extremely spicy things. Once you realise you're not going to die, you become addicted to the rush.

[@EazyDuz18]

Watching this high had me rolling around lmao, love the dry humour mate

[@GaryEats]

Thank you 🥵🥵🥵

[@Batesyt01]

The wife and I came across this video on our feed a couple of months ago - you earned both our respect and subscription that evening, Gary! Loving all the new videos, keep up the great work mate!

[@GaryEats]

Wow, thank you

[@smiffyLevel6]

Drinking water with a hot curry makes the heat worse, you need milk based drink to calm the heat.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you

[@gilbertcandco]

No one knew that .

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Citric acid is actually the best thing to drink it breaks up the capiscum heat so orange juice, lemonade even will cool it better but nothing will make this cooler unless you are a serious spice maniac (I have done this once before when I used to eat more superhot and f me it's absolutely insane)

[@GDAWG.]

Nothing works. Just got to wait it out. 🔥

[@ninagill1407]

Always order plain yogurt or raita with a hot dish!

[@stevenlow3036]

Loved the sound of your shoes shuffling on the floor at 11.24, the exact moment the spices kicked in.

[@GaryEats]

😊 thank you lol

[@Whatzzzz999]

Tip from a life-long curry and spicy food addict: Don't ever talk when you're eating spicy food. All that random air going in and out over a mouthful of spicy curry. Eek!! When you're talking and eating, your normal 'taste, chew, swallow' routine gets banjaxed. Seriously - that's when the coughing etc starts! And a lassi (yoghurt) drink -or even milk at a push - is so much better than water for calming it all down a bit. For some palates, water will in fact make it worse. Much worse.

[@GaryEats]

Thanks for letting me know

[@lihuszar960]

I agree milk helps a lot. Love my "Bunny Chow"

[@jf2613]

A sweet (mango) lassi is definitely the way to calm down the heat.

[@LPCLASSICAL]

I tend to eat naan to reduce the heat. I heard that water is the worst thing you can do as it washes the protective saliva out of the mouth.

[@hop78]

Water is the worst thing you can drink with spicy food. You want dairy to neutralise the spices. The food look lovely, presentation was top notch

[@GaryEats]

Spot on

[@paulleach3612]

Agreed. Mango lassi has never yet let me down when facing a powerful curry.

[@peakyblinder777]

@@paulleach3612 mango lassi after it really does the job 💯😋👍

[@Taporeee]

​@@GaryEatsGet a plain sweet lassi. Mango Lassi can be too heavy

[@baboononskates]

Water is the worse thing you can drink ? Naga chilli oil is probably worse I should imagine..

[@Owlandpie]

Milk. You needed milk not water.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you

[@TulsaTaurus]

I've always heard that bread is the best, as it soaks up and scrubs away the capsasin oil. 🤷

[@d4nnysp3nc3r]

I find that a mouthful of sugar seems to instantly stop the burn. I guess it works to soak up the oils from the chillies

[@jimdavies9354]

Orange juice is good to help stop the burn. As the comment above said, sugar helps nullify the spiciness.

[@wayneyeadon9680]

Lassi is the way to go and definitely not water!

[@rustyshackleford1875]

What an absolute top bloke! So polite and courteous. Most KZbinrs would not have taken the time to review the restaurants other dishes first or had the thought to seat themselves away from the public etc. Brilliant video! Thankyou!

[@GaryEats]

That is very kind to say it would not have been fair just to go in and have the hot curry. It’s right to show what was available.

[@rustyshackleford1875]

@@GaryEats Definitely. Well you have a new subscriber and good on you for trying!

[@puremagickx1118]

Oh Gary I love you 😂 You didn’t let anyone down. I wouldn’t have touched it. You are an amazing ambassador for your channel xxx

[@GaryEats]

That’s very kind to say thank you very much on this occasion the curry was just too hot. Nearly blew my head off ha ha xx

[@koul09876]

😂😂😂 From " That's not too bad " to " Oh my God " in one sec. 😂

[@GaryEats]

LOL

[@Turbomgzt]

You have a lot to learn about curries. Bye.

[@13thcentury]

​@Turbomgzt 😅😅😅 any kind if hot food. I remember eating a naga raw for a challenge. Long story. Pretty easy. Blam 😅😅😅 Well, that cobra lasted about 20 seconds 😅😅😅

[@Binsonhope]

11:08 its not too bad 11:28 oh my god

[@GaryEats]

BANG 💥

[@scozander]

I was laughing hysterically as you said "if youre laughing, I dont blame you". This might be the funniest video Ive seen in ages.

[@GaryEats]

I’m pleased you enjoyed, I’m not sure I did 😂🥵🥵🥵

[@AndyO-f7k]

My favourite ever food review! Great (if unwise) to try the Phaal, but a gazillion kudos to you for doing it. More importantly though, a stunningly professional review of the rest of the meal. You're a star!

[@GaryEats]

That’s really appreciated thank so very much 🥵🥵

[@waynemanning3262]

Gary, I’ve watched a dozen or so of your reviews but this one earned my subscription! Making me laugh and hungry!

[@GaryEats]

Thanks for subscribing, watching and commenting Wayne. This was a little too hot for me unfortunately 🥵🥵

[@pearlupthejunction]

First time watching you and you’ve had me in stitches 😂 thank you!!!!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you for watching 👍🥵🥵

[@rogerandroid2186]

[11:16] You look like John Hurt in Alien, when he says that he is feeling better, just before the Xenomorph bursts out of his stomach / chest !!

[@GaryEats]

Very funny Roger

[@LABTESTED]

i really love your channel you are such a genuine chap and that shines through

[@GaryEats]

That is very kind to say thank you very much and have a wonderful Sunday

[@NoOnionsUK]

Years ago a mate of mine asked for an extra hot Phaal. The chef even came out to try and persuade him not to. I dipped my small finger in the sauce to taste it. It was like someone had shoved a knitting needle through my tongue. There is no pleasure in a curry that hot.

[@GaryEats]

I fully agree, you were lucky to get the little finger back lol 👍🥵

[@soulboyclarke6122]

Yup.. Can't see the enjoyment in eating something so hot your tongue melts

[@MasterHastur]

What did your mate think of it though?

[@YouChwb]

Drink milk with it to avoid a stomach ulcer.

[@Terrahawk_]

I stopped having them because most phaals were all heat and no flavour, so yep there was no enjoyment. If you're lucky you can find one with a nice flavour and then maybe it is worth it. It's so rare to find one that tastes good though that in the end I just gave up trying.

[@ericharris4834]

Brilliant haven't laughed so much in along time Your first mouthful And you said Ohh my god Keep the show going Fab

[@GaryEats]

Thank you Eric really appreciated

[@SheardTV1]

12:17 the whine you made as the spices soaked into your mouth 🤣🤣!! Great video!

[@GaryEats]

Thanks! 😃

[@davelawday6609]

I just had to show this to my wife she cracked up laughing as well.. brilliant review as always.. thanks again Gary ❤❤❤

[@GaryEats]

Thank you Dave I’m pleased you both enjoyed x

[@jamiew1664]

Bless ya Gaz, you shouldnt feel like you need to eat such a hot curry when youre not comfortable doing so. I love watching your videos mate, i loved the one where you tried the east end pie shops, and also the one where you went for fish and chips at hestons plaice, (see what i did there?) youre a very humble likeable chap mate. Keep doing what youre doing, and i will keep watching. (also, im a chef of 25 years) and its refreshing to see a normal down to earth fella like yourself reviewing food, and not some pompous, pretentious person. Take care Gary, much respect. (from a fan of yours.)

[@GaryEats]

Wow from a chef that is really a great compliment, I really appreciate that. Back to normal reviews from now on this was like a furnace in my mouth 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

[@Keith-v9q]

Great recommendation so we travelled from Folkestone to try it 10 out of 10 best food we've had in a while Thanks for the review Gary

[@GaryEats]

I’m really pleased you gave it a go and all good 👍

[@algypan]

When you said "it's not too bad", all I could think about was the famous scene in Only Fools and Horses with the chandeliers, where Del boy looks and says "Brace yourself" just before things take a dive.

[@daweshorizon]

It was a great effort! The Phaal is really hot, I've done it once but never again! You got further than most people would have done!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much, but it was too spicy 🥵

[@davebaz8142]

Amateur mistake to eat the Phaal with water. Every mouthful gets progressively worse. Needed a cream/milk based drink. Lassi always goes down a treat.

[@GaryEats]

I know now Dave 🥵🥵

[@ArrBee1]

👆good advice

[@doctormarazanvose4373]

or sugar

[@ianpilkington2037]

I always (and have always told people this) it's like trying to put a fire out by pouring petrol on it, does nothing but spread the burn

[@sidboggle9059]

Yoghurt and banana works well

[@apeiroxxi3586]

Respect on attempting the challenge brother, and all of the food looked great!

[@GaryEats]

I appreciate it!

[@ellisg95]

Discovered the channel the other day and I'm absolutely loving it. Fair play on getting through that much, Gary. You're an absolute machine! Hottest I've ever done is a vindaloo, and even then, the next day wasn't worth it. Can't imagine how awful the next day was for you. All the best!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you so much for watching and commenting

[@silvershoes9724]

Good God, I can’t believe you actually managed as much of the phaal as you did!

[@GaryEats]

I gave it a go

[@AndrewThomson-r2v]

That bill really makes a mockery of the £37 fish and chips, in quantity and quality.

[@bartgraft9925]

"It's not too bad!" 2 seconds later: "😶🤯🤯🤯" Hahaha

[@GaryEats]

Famous last words!

[@nicknellany2336]

Phaal, you nutcase! My old mate Gus, who was a flight navigator during the war in Afghanistan, reckoned as well, no problem. His already big head grew even larger and redder. THEN we saw the disclaimer, (which he had signed). 'This meal could lead to excessive blood pressure and/or heart failure!'

[@GaryEats]

This was awful lol

[@SidJ8300]

I really appreciate the grace with which you presented the video .. 😊

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much

[@yogixl]

Wow the food looks amazing. Can’t stop my mouth watering .

[@GaryEats]

The food was excellent

[@martinmcdonald4207]

Mouth watering at 4 am when you can only dream of such delishous food!

[@susangrant6154]

How many seconds from Its not too bad to Oh my god 😅 i burdt out laughing Gary

[@GaryEats]

It was about 15 seconds, blew my head off lol 😂

[@martinmcdonald4207]

Me too, just saying to myself `give it a few seconds` and then `Oh My God`. I burst out laughing .

[@jambolynn]

Oh Gary! Hilarious! Well done for having a go!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you for watching and commenting

[@chrisk7082]

Everyone coming out of the kitchen to look! 😂😂😂😂😂 well done Gary! You’re a braver man than me 😂😂❤

[@GaryEats]

😁

[@wchettleburgh]

New to the channel and I have to say I was in tears with laughter. The food looked so nice but that Phaal looked evil. Bet you put the loo paper in the fridge before you used it. Cool the ring of fire when needed. Great review, very, very funny. Can't believe you managed to eat so much of the Phaal. Got to say that Laziz looked amazing as well. Need to try that. Keep up the great work.

[@GaryEats]

Hello and thank you for subscribing, watching and commenting it’s very much appreciated, unbelievably I was ok in the morning which I couldn’t believe, hopefully see you on the next one tonight

[@mattsandilands6380]

Great review as always Gary and the food looked fab however in regards to the phall It’s beyond me why anyone would want to do this to themselves ? Please don’t feel that you let us down, you’ve probably saved 1000’s from doing it to themselves.

[@sunnydays9403]

Hi thanks for following 🎉but could you send me you bank details and I'll arrange a subscription so you can carry on enjoying and helping the channel grow 😊

[@nealgrimes4382]

@@mattsandilands6380 To release the endorphin Dragon.

[@mrtropicalwalsh5114]

You need to get out more if you were Im tears of laughter mate

[@peakyblinder777]

Brilliant and consistent reviews brother love your work 💯🔥👌

[@GaryEats]

Thank you so much mate

[@mraidymaddful]

You didn't let us down mate, you did very well. I am pretty sure I couldn't manage a Phaal these days. I say these days because back in the 90's I worked for an Indian taxi company here in the UK driving a 16 seater minibus on a Friday and Saturday nights. At the end of the shift at about 5am, the other drivers would all get meals from the local Indian take away. Now and again, the boss would order a super hot one for me as a joke because I told them I liked 'Asian Style' curries. Regardless of how hot it was I would eat it and try my hardest not to cringe. Back in the good old days. Tell you what though Gary, if you think that Phaal was hot now, wait till tomorrow morning when you sit on that pot. I bet that was equally as fun...........

[@GaryEats]

Thank you, that's very kind. It was so so spicy wow

[@johnbunyan5834]

I had this, decades ago. The staff told me not to have it, but I played the 'big man', and went ahead. The following morning, was so painful and sore, when it came out red. Never again. Who knows what it does to one's inside.

[@andrewsansom4798]

Sorry Gary, but laughing my head off at this one "Not too bad" LOL, and the guys from the restaurant hilarious... Best make this a new Ticktock challenge LOL

[@GaryEats]

Thankfully, I can laugh now, Andrew, but only just it’s about six months later 🥵🥵😂😂😂

[@uraniummc4582]

What I love about you Gary is that softly spoken, honest approach ….. and I really mean honest approach. I really want to try (or avoid) places you go to, especially as you relatively local to me. Other KZbinrs doing the same should take note, after 5 minutes of them talking about their car, girlfriend or whatever can be entertaining (though often tiresome) the real deal, is going to a recommended restaurant, trying suggested/different dishes and making a judged appraisal. Well done sir.

[@GaryEats]

That’s very kind thank you and so much appreciated, have a great weekend 👌😊

[@Graytail]

09:50 As someone that llikes things hot I can say quite confidently... NO WATER! Ask for milk, water only makes it worse by activating more capciasen...

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much for the advice

[@bvino-rosso1913]

Joghurt or a Salt lassi only...no water!!!!!

[@82crazycat]

That's what I was going to say. Especially Ice water! Milk or a warm drink is better

[@loneliberation3483]

If you're eating spicy food and struggle with the burn, don't drink water, water just moves the Capsaicin around instead of neutralizing it, drink milk, it'll do the job properly.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much for the information

[@loneliberation3483]

@@GaryEats Anytime! I do love spicy food myself but don't always respond well if it's hotter than I expect. My face gets all red and I start sweating lmao.

[@gclark7638]

Gary, my wife and I are watching this, and seriously we are not laughing at you, we are pissing ourselves. Keep up the good work 😂😂😂😂

[@GaryEats]

I’m really pleased you enjoyed this one. I’m not sure I did. 🥵🥵🥵😂😂

[@gavincollins9376]

A long time ago was with a few friends and we all decided to order a phall. The waiter looked puzzled and said, "Phall is only for drunks and madmen, which one are you"!!!

[@GaryEats]

Lol!!

[@I_hunt_idiots]

I'm usually both 🤣🤣

[@alanholgate3442]

​@@I_hunt_idiotspour all rice in and eat the lot with naan bread piece of piss lovely 😅😅

[@I_hunt_idiots]

@@alanholgate3442 I agree....if it gets too much, drink mint raita with it. I usually use Warsteiner though. I actually enjoy the ring sting the next day....central heating for the botty!!!! 🤣🤣

[@alanholgate3442]

@@I_hunt_idiots it never gets too much for me I dont get ring sting no more I can eat hottest food going not a problem mate 😂😂

[@Coolio28]

Great job Gary, would say you nailed that. Food looks delicious & reasonably priced for that meal.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you and I totally agree 👍

[@andy81e12]

Toilet roll in the freezer for this one !

[@GaryEats]

Definitely Andy lol

[@janwong9437]

😂😂

[@josephodonnell8649]

Im watching this again Gary 2nd time around is even better than the 1st time😂😂 im actually howling at your suffering as your face goes redder and redder with each bite I do apologise. One of the funniest reviews ive ever seen on youtube..

[@GaryEats]

You clearly like to see me suffer Joseph 😂😂

[@blueglasgow77]

Schoolboy error is ice water .. you need riata , yogurt or milk

[@GaryEats]

Or maybe just order a korma

[@michaelturner5304]

You looked like you were almost physically shaking towards the end. ‘The brain cell’s gone’. Lmao

[@GaryEats]

It was so hot Michael 🥵🥵

[@expatatat]

I love it how even the most refined and erudite of brits can't resist making the "I'll be suffering tomorrow" comment when eating hot food.

[@GaryEats]

Thankfully I didn’t suffer the next day

[@MrHoneybee2121]

the most dangerous part of eating a phaal is when you think you have broken wind, but if it feels rather warm, check your pants lololol

[@GaryEats]

That was very funny, thank you very much

[@taffinator9585]

Ahh the old follow through

[@haveyouturneditoffandonagain]

The phaalow through 😂

[@johnlocke4715]

“That’s not too bad” .. “oh my god” .. we’ve all been there hahaha

[@GaryEats]

It did catch me out, John

[@alid8646]

Cant lie Gary, this made me laugh a lot at your expense, the reaction after "actually this isnt to bad" ...🤣

[@GaryEats]

It did hit me after about 10 seconds, at first I thought they gave me the wrong curry, how wrong could I be?

[@chrisfish75]

Gary, you seem such a lovely guy, I didn't think I would enjoy videos of a man reviewing resturants, but I'm really enjoying your videos. I didn't want to see you in pain!!

[@GaryEats]

Thankfully I don’t do this often 🥵🥵🥵

[@Flypidge]

I cracked up when you said "not to bad" then 5 seconds later your face spoke a thousand words 😂😂

[@GaryEats]

Haaha this was awful

[@bathroomjon1]

Hahahaha- this video had me laughing out loud!! I haven’t had a phal in years. The staff used to come out and watch me (slyly from a distance, but they were there!) I must try one again although I must say you couldn’t taste the meat in a phal, only the spice! Great video

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much, but it was too hot 🥵

[@nialld1766]

Absolutely brilliant, so genuine and funny. Keep up the great work

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much

[@Eph.6_10-20]

😂 oh my goodness Gary, you were comedy gold on this video. Well done for taking on a Phaal. No way am I gonna try one after that. I’m stunned you got through as much as you did of it. You’re a 10/10 for me. ❤ 😊

[@GaryEats]

I have to say, I’ve only just got over this one 🥵🥵🤣🤣

[@Eph.6_10-20]

@ @GaryEats - I had the funniest thing happen today…. My sister is in hospital and lunch was served, she took a bite and pulled the most hideous face because of the taste of it… I said to her… “You’re not exactly Gary Eats!…” and she burst out laughing. Turns out she watches you too on here! We spent a good wee while talking about your videos and how lovely you are. Thank you Gary! This was a really good moment to share in the scheme of hospital visits! 🥰🫶🏻 thank you xx

[@GaryEats]

That is absolutely brilliant, thank you for sharing that story and I hope your sister gets better soon

[@Eph.6_10-20]

@@GaryEats thank you Gary, I will pass that on to her and it will make her day! 😊❤️

[@laurencemarrison5721]

Absolutely crying here😂😂😂😂😂Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on KZbin… Love you Gary…😅😅😅

[@GaryEats]

I think that is very kind to say, I’m pleased you enjoyed the video, I’m not sure I enjoyed the hot curry 🥵🥵🥵😂😂😂

[@dlt8225]

Gary I love watching your videos.. your phaal challenge I keep returning to though as love it when you go into a panic… amuses me everytime!! Keep on doing what you do, you’re a legend and a top bloke!!

[@GaryEats]

That is so kind to say thank you

[@n-Lee-zt9hb]

You didn't let anyone down mate 😂 You gave it a bloody good go! I bet that stung the following morning 😅😅😅😅

[@GaryEats]

It was a bit painful 🥵🥵

[@dCaddyshk]

Stick to Vindaloo Gary🤣. Perhaps a review of a couple of spots on The Curry Mile in Manchester; kind of a bucket list trip for me that I suspect I'll not get to. Would love to see you review a couple of their well known spots for Vindaloo. Sorry for watching and commenting on aged videos; however, I just recently discovered your channel and find I can't get enough. Keep up the great work!

[@GaryEats]

That is on my list to do next year, so thank you very much

[@AvertedVision]

"if you're laughing i dont blame ye". 🤣🤣🤣

[@GaryEats]

It was a bit hot and I did panic

[@keefsmiff]

Top tip ...for pain relief in the morning "Twister lollies" can be used great effect if screwed in the correct direction

[@GaryEats]

😂😂😂

[@ViableSolutions]

11.19. "It was at this noment you knew you messed up" 😂🤣😂 Sorry gary i couldn't help but leave this comment m8. You battled through it like a warrior tho. I'm guessing the chef was in the kitchen thinking "I gave this man burning bum" 😂🤣😂

[@GaryEats]

That was very funny, thank you very much

[@TerryClarkAccordioncrazy]

What a gentleman. You were polite to the staff and gave the restaurant a fair review.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much, Terry

[@robinwoodforth9940]

I was laughing my head off at you and sweating for you at the same time 😂😂😅

[@GaryEats]

This was simply too hot robin and I ended up panicking

[@robinwoodforth9940]

@@GaryEats You did a hell of a lot better than I would have done Sir. I would have bailed after one mouthful.

[@DonWan47]

The presentation was fabulous. Glad the food lived up to the visual standards.

[@GaryEats]

Thank you 😋

[@stuartcarter7053]

Only recently started watching Gary so I'm now doing some older videos. This one was so funny! I could almost feel the pain as Gary attemped to eat it all. Great effort and we certainly weren't let down!

[@GaryEats]

Glad you enjoyed it Stuart thank you

[@19george73]

i doff my cap to you sir! tried it once in glasgow, half a spoonful did me! my friend from norway ate his own phal, then finished mine off without fuss or fanfare! made me feel quite the lightweight! give me the korma and the coconuts every day! loving the uploads! getting through them slowly but surely!

[@GaryEats]

Thank you very much, George but I have to say this was a very silly as it was simply too hot

[@19george73]

@@GaryEats how my norwegian coworker (at the time) ateTWO was beyond me! haha

[@ChrisDepper]

At 12:30 I was screaming at the screen, "What the f*** are you doing?" Followed by much laughter. Well done mate. I know this is 6 months old but, for future use, if eating chillies, drink cream or natural yoghurt to cool it down. Water, even with ice, makes it worse (it's to do with the taste buds and nerves in your tongue).

[@GaryEats]

Thank you for the advice for the future….. if I ever am mad enough to do it again lol 😂

[@joeisonyoutube]

This is one of the most British videos I've ever seen. Brilliant! 😂

[@GaryEats]

That’s really kind to say thank you very much, Joe