Reviewing The Worst Rated Metal Albums Of All Time

[@RottingSkeleton]

Im so glad you included Tougher Than Nails. this has been a joke in my friend group for a while now, its so awful i cant stop laughing at it

[@brandonsmith2888]

9 albums in one day??!! That’s an over saturation of terrible to inject in the market

[@michaelpurnell5203]

Tougher than Nails and Slamburglars had me rolling hahahaha

[@hvitekristesdod]

The way he described the Slamburglars album cover I was like “what the F” and then seeing it with the music... cannot stop laughing

[@erikberg5363]

Yikes. I’ve recorded my band jamming completely unrehearsed in a shed with my shitty phone mic and it sounds approximately 37 thousand million times better than that Chihuahua Burger album or whatever it was…

[@deadinsidemcgee411]

I would own a vinyl of that album for keks

[@AstolfoTheRiderOfBlack]

The first album sounds like someone listened to Appetite for Destruction by Guns 'n Roses and tried copying them in a karaoke bar on a Saturday night...Badly might i add

[@martinfalk8597]

It's always fun to hear people complain about albums by Maiden, Priest, Yes etc. being garbage. I don't think those people understand what "garbage" actually means. These albums represents the term way more than the albums released by major bands (for the most part).

[@V2ULTRAKill]

I mean Metallica DID release Lulu

[@ChosenInterval]

@@V2ULTRAKill Morbid Angel DID release Insanus.

[@havanadaurcy1321]

​@@ChosenInterval It's the sheep method: Everyone hating because one person said he did

[@OrriTheFox]

6:13 made me cry with laughter. incredible

[@miguelprats3753]

Xdddd

[@cesarelaugavegur6170]

😂😂😂I m crying with laughter too, right now😂😂😂😂

[@Barksenji]

I lost it too 😭😭😭 lmaooo

[@silverblack5475]

Everyone who dislikes Metal, think this is what it all sounds like

[@martinhroch344]

Hello Kitty Suicide Club reminds me of a grind project Hovní Puch (the name means "stench of shit" in Czech) that was around during the mid 2000s. The music sounded like it was made in Guitar Pro, with vocals that sounded like vomiting, lots of childish humor and random fart sounds. I'm pretty sure the guy got ashamed of it, because it has been deleted from everywhere and it's pretty much lost media.

[@sirspookybones1118]

Wait, Corey Feldman had an album before Angelic 2 the core?

[@hockeyeverything4339]

I'm old enough to remember when Hellhammer was widely regarded a terrible band by manh so called metal connoisseurs. It's now widely regarded as a cult like classic. Moral of the story is, to each their own, and kudos to anyone with the balls enough to just do what they feel in expressing themselves, with not a fu k given for what anyone thinks. That is the spirit of rock and metal itself

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Doubt thatll happen to psycho Synner tho

[@donaldduckdid9118]

People thought that Hellhammer was trash?

[@andreaseverin1346]

​@@donaldduckdid9118 yeah, they were pretty much welcomed by the same eye critics turned to punk. "They're just yelling and they don't know how to play their instruments", basically. There's a reason the band practically reformed into Celtic Frost, they got a terrible reputation

[@mercyfulfrost2831]

Someone should book all these bands for a festival.

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Sounds like the 9/11 of metal

[@user-mx5ey4xj9r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

@@user-mx5ey4xj9r Bro, have you seen when you are reacting ? I mean the date ?

[@SlyHikari03]

@@Absolutely_puck_fakestinenah. The Area 51 raid of Metal.

[@itookallthenames]

I’d go

[@fourseasons4105]

Your Chris Barnes impression sounds better than his vocals on the record. Maybe you should collaborate with six feet under on their next musical blasphemy

[@deathmetalpokemon]

The first album feels like if Ben Shapiro was in a band, but with absolutely zero self-awareness

[@honeycomblord9384]

It's like what would happen if Tom MacDonald pulled a MGK and switched from rap to metal.

[@escaping_purgatory]

That weirdly makes sense

[@XenIsWhen]

Ben Shapiro would be quite a vocalist, though. Like if Geddy Lee had no standards, no nuance, and no awareness of his own Jewish heritage.

[@nicholassimon1419]

That is a very weird use of the word ‘but’. Do you really think Shapiro typically exhibits self awareness? Because ummm

[@WarMetalChud]

@@XenIsWhenBen Shapiro is super Jewish tf you mean “no awareness of his Jewish heritage”. He cares more about Israel than the United States lmao

[@DrowningMoon]

that hello kitty song scared the shit outta me watching this vid around midnight and the vocals legit sounded like someone being murdered

[@Transilvanian90]

That Polish BM thing that sounds like it was recorded with a potato reminds me of that Soviet cartoon they had in the Simpsons, just completely bonkers and so bad it's good.

[@jjj-qj8lu]

As a turk myself tougher than nails made me lough its funny when people act offensive towards us for no reason idk why maybe im weird i also lost my shit during the slamburglers lmao i cant stop loughing its so absurd

[@maleexile9053]

But it's not directed at turkey but Islam

[@jjj-qj8lu]

​@@maleexile9053 perhaps. But it is about crusades isnt it? When Turks came from central asia and made a great threat for eastern roman empire by invading the anatolian soils,that was one of the main reasons for crusades as far as i can remember from history lessons. But i guess europeans didnt care whether we were turkic or not,they just saw us as mangolian muslims lol.

[@maleexile9053]

@@jjj-qj8lu they were Orthodox in the east

[@jjj-qj8lu]

@@maleexile9053 werent they still christian after all?

[@maleexile9053]

@@jjj-qj8lu different branches but yes

[@angusbaw5680]

Hilarious! I nearly snorted my brain out my nose at least once during this!

[@PitchSkullBlack]

I want that to be a metal album title. Snorted my brain out my nose.

[@tomh.648]

Its 04:00 & I'm near catatonic, when an unexpected & rando autoplay launches me into your vid, & the very first song snaps me wide awake w/ its sheer trash-tier "metal" stank. I'm loving these reviews. Subbed...you earned it, man.

[@nu-metalfan2654]

I think Psychosexual is a giant troll job, I think he’s just trolling everyone.

[@martinhroch344]

It has to be. A grown man can't release a song that basically only consists of chanting "I'm fuckin' Devil from Hell" to a one-chord country riff and mean it seriously. If he does, he belongs in an insane asylum.

[@madonnasbutthole9674]

It can't get any worse than Five Finger Death Punch Jeremy Spencer: "Watch me."

[@damiangrimm1430]

Frank Zappa said just because no one likes your music it doesn’t mean it’s wrong 😂

[@DashieNegan41]

You should check Dungeon Wolf dude their new album in 2021 worst this year

[@V2ULTRAKill]

I think the 9 psycho synner albums were worse

[@spencergrady5501]

Your reaction to Tougher than Nails was priceless. Ha, ha. Music reminded me of Cynic.

[@Kylea1979]

Thank you for reminding me of Metal Meltdown's Chris Barnes impression. RHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@SlyHikari03]

Tougher than nails… I remember WyattxHim mentioned that band in a video.. It’s like a joke Band someone would make when they learn guitar. Slamburgalar and Czarci swit sound like one off parody bands. The hello kitty one sounds like id make in Guitar Pro, it’s pretty goofy.

[@NikoBellic253]

im glad that people like diably wzywaja best polish underground black metal ( im polish btw)

[@simonrinzler7803]

Don't see Theory Of A Deadman albums here. The list is incomplete

[@daimonicreality1590]

not metal

[@ledzeplover58]

Tougher Than Nails is THE worst shit I've ever had the displeasure to hear.

[@metalassassin9537]

I am "surprised" these "bands" are not on relapse records!😠 Smfh

[@benng4376]

I love the first two Six Feet Under albums but those covers are just rotten.

[@hvitekristesdod]

Love Rateyourmusic! Have my whole collection up there under the name legiomortis

[@ThePuka]

I came here for Clawfinger. You need another go at this.

[@Misantroph0]

Czarci Swit. Holy sheit. This thing is bad as can be. I love black metal. But this is bad even for BM standards.

[@Aspen72]

Diabły Wzywają makes me proud to be Polish.

[@Rextum]

Well… if you ARE doing a parody, it is supposed to be worse than the thing you are making fun off. The point is the exaggerate the silly features of the subject and ridicule them😄 Hilarious stuff, thank you for ”recommending” this brilliance.👍🏻

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

My favorite Slamburglars track is "Hallucinogenic Hymns for the Morbidly Obese"

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

12:57 Cookie monstrosity sounds like he was hungry and put the microphone to his stomach

[@necropink9200]

Yep The Number Of The Priest is terrible. Which is a shame as the title is cool. Just as well they didn't try to cover Painkiller. You know an album is shit when the only redeeming feature is a song they didn't do.

[@Kataxu]

New Dawnbreaker album coming out soon, Christian black metal, you should check it out!

[@spencergrady5501]

That black metal fella also has another project called Yazzgoth

[@ericv7720]

Hello Kitty Suicide Club is gorenoise, I think. I kind of get the genre for its comedic value, but it tries to have all the edginess of goregrind without the brutality, or good songs.

[@wildwind8322]

Thank you Questy I laughed so fucking hard I'm pretty surprised how I'm alive yet😂😂😂 I think I'm gonna give that Black metal album a listen 🤣 P.s:I know it's not related to the channel but can you make a video on your top 10 movies of all time in future? I'm really curious. (I'm sorry for my English it's not my first language.)

[@Questformetal]

I will certainly do the movie one sometime maybe once 8k 🍺

[@christophermorrow2303]

@@Questformetal if you want a good laugh listen to manslayer by thrash queen

[@perenniallotus]

Lmfao a lot of the more extreme ones are hilarious shitposts

[@RichardCranium.]

Trigger Warning is cringe. I am more right leaning but they are still cringe. The "music" is just a vehicle for his political views.

[@TheLarryburns84]

glad you can state you're more on the right side without insulting anyone else in the process, that's rarer than it should be these days 👏 (that was also a genuine compliment, not backhanded sarcasm! internet flame wars over politics are lame assed)

[@RichardCranium.]

@@TheLarryburns84 Ok. But you do have a point that in politics the different sides call each other names. Right wing say cuck, commie, soyboy, bugman ect. Left wing say racist, nazi, bigot, white supremacist ect. So it gets a bit tiresome. And internet flame wars are usually much worse the real life debates.

[@hazal_b6037]

the black metal album really got me ahaha :")

[@benng4376]

I don't recognize the logo on your shirt. Whom is it?

[@Cropsykills]

Escotrillihum

[@SpaceSloth707]

I genuinely think that the last one is actually just for shits and giggles. I just can't believe they're trying to be serious. Like they just made it to be as bad as they could.

[@kitoyobeni1]

Corey Feldman jumped the shark as soon as he started dancing like Michael Jackson. A long, long time ago lol...makes it impossible to take him seriously in anything he does. It's all been downhill since his teens.

[@martinhroch344]

The guy has been a victim of SA and child trafficking pretty much his whole life. No wonder he's gone nuts.

[@shadowedlvnar1635]

Love the video! What band is on the shirt?

[@blackstar044]

Stuff like Tougher Than Nails gives a bad name to the cybergrind genre as a whole, the album just sounds terrible.

[@forde1837]

What's the band shirt that you're wearing?

[@Questformetal]

Esoctrillihum

[@umserapenas]

Love your shirt....but what band is that?...i want one of those...

[@shik1563]

I'm new here. Are you recording in your grans nursing home?

[@Big_fat_monkey_balls]

Former child actor sounds like a south park song

[@wretchedforever]

Psycho Sexual. Almost as bad as Five Finger Death Punch.

[@markhughes5444]

Wot about 10 terrible metal albums that ain't st, anger. It's currently a big thing on you tube started in UK now going around the world.

[@theakkusor]

Dude, Hello Kitty Suicide Club fuckin slaps

[@benjaminpaloczi2707]

no one cares

[@Brombit]

I like how eclectic this list is. from the most generic to the most chaotic. My scores, judging by the samples alone: Trigger Warning - 3/10 Psycho Sexual - 3/10 Tougher Than Nails - 1/10 Six Feet Under - 2/10. super generic Corey Feldman - 3/10 Lucci - Slamburglars Cookie Monstrosity - 4/10. the production is so weird that it's quite good (OMG it has a track called "this is the worst metal album according to rateyourmusic" :P ) Czarci Świt - 5/10. again, so weird that it's good. I like the drumming. The vocals are terrible but they make it funny :P Etinne Sin - 2/10 Asking Alexandria - 5/10. it's nice! *Wiki says that it was made by the original Asking Alexandria, and later Ben created a whole new band under the same name :P Hello Kitty Suicide Club - 4/10. once again, so weird that I have to appreciate it. it's like Clown Core but even more drunk :P

[@michaelduncan5038]

Most of this stuff is still better than most of the shit they play on Liquid Metal.

[@metalheadindian9174]

Do you like Cult of fire?

[@vik8596]

Tougher than Nails I actually quite enjoyed. It’s so poorly put together that it’s more extreme than a lot of extreme metal

[@sersmoX]

poland mentioned

[@eternylbliss2151]

I do like the Tougher than Nails album cover though... guy doesnt know how to record though too distorted

[@drlarrymitchell]

Helstar, Nosferatu- what the fuck was I thinking?

[@mahoelihaai]

great picks, but where's Dani Filth here?

[@James-uf3mh]

Leave dani out of this heap of shit minus hellhammer

[@James-uf3mh]

I like hellhammer

[@James-uf3mh]

Hail Celtic frost

[@VampireJack10]

Hello Kitty Suicide Club sounds like it's heavily influenced by black metal.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

6:13 um.. audio jumpscare warning? lmao

[@tomasjonsson7141]

Never heard any of thos albums i gues i shuld be glad =)

[@42k78]

Psycho Sexual is really bad, BUT they are so bad that I'm actually interested in watching the train wreck unfold before my eyes. The bands before and after were less entertaining and more annoying to me for some reason.

[@cookiesontoast9981]

I'm hearing these albums for the first time along with the video... and honestly I love the Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed album, it sounds like completely hectic noise.. and I'm a grindcore fan so I kinda like that! I agree it is trying too hard to be edgy but the music itself I enjoy.

[@Questformetal]

It’s certainly better than some others on the list so I’ll give you that

[@eternylbliss2151]

Ironicly if it had a better production it is actually better than most of them and album cover is cool.

[@cookiesontoast9981]

@@eternylbliss2151 Personally I like bad production and distortion 🤣 old school Black metal fan, but yeah if it had better production it might not get quite as much shit as it does.

[@DarthPizza777]

I never liked cover albums. To me it's a waste.

[@augmentedhat16]

What band shirt is the guy wearing?

[@timberwolvesxx7250]

Meningococcemia Fecal

[@PacifistNihilist]

If you want terrible but have a fucking laugh, check out Impaled Northern Moonforest.

[@TheLarryburns84]

that was intentionally supposed to be dumb though, I don't think Seth ever did anything in his life seriously

[@PacifistNihilist]

@@TheLarryburns84 that’s very true

[@NeptuneTowers]

What band shirt are you wearing?

[@Cropsykills]

Escotrillihum

[@brothinkhejesse]

im trying so hard not to laugh at whatever this is 12:57

[@nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251]

Scorpions eye to eye was terrible

[@ForbiddenAudioPerversions]

The hello kitty suicide club was enjoyable

[@goatcommando854]

Check out Damien Storm - Ghost Town

[@donaldduckdid9118]

slam vocals sound nothing like that 💀

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Party cannon go brrrrrr

[@donaldduckdid9118]

@@V2ULTRAKillparty cannon doesn’t sound like that bruh ☠️ have u even listened to them?

[@maleexile9053]

7:01 you mean just the Islamic crescent

[@superstarthomas]

You're lucky you haven't heard Peosphoros.

[@zigotina]

7:16 well yeah

[@goatmoonwarmaster4641]

Those bands sounds very funny 🤣🤣

[@themadmattster9647]

Lol this is awesome

[@jamesbaker1891]

This is just noise😂😂😂

[@llamaninja3393]

15:06 There's no way in hell they thought this shit sounded good 😭🙏

[@chrisyates1088]

I love the t shirt can I have it

[@balls991]

I liked the first Graveyard Classics album. Wish it ended there

[@warrickjohnson6940]

I love six feet under. I wish I could defend them but on the graveyard classics they dont give the songs any new redeeming qualities so to speak or making the songs have their own style.. I like a couple of songs off the 4 gc but they are not fantastic by any means and six feet under is in my top 3 bands.

[@balls991]

@@warrickjohnson6940 Yes I love them too, one of the bands that helped me a lot to get into death mrtal

[@jimmycampbell78]

Is it meant to be a parody? Because thats what it sounds like...

[@warrickjohnson6940]

@@jimmycampbell78 I agree but sfu take the GC songs seriously then even play some tracks live.

[@zigotina]

trigger warning has proper message

[@Ziad3195]

?

[@MrVictoria69]

Turbo the worst. Ruined them forever. Never recovered.

[@metalheadindian9174]

I rather listen to Psychosexual than any of the other garbage bands on the list

[@SeanB-wi5yh]

Same here

[@briankessler3501]

Kind of like saying my smartest child has Down's Syndrome. All these records suck ass.

[@alessandrozannettino918]

six feet under don't suck, all the old school death metal bands are great, it's slipknot and all nu metal bands that really suck

[@TheLarryburns84]

Chris' voice is on its way out, and their covers have *always* sucked

[@TheLarryburns84]

and before you use Chris' long career as a defense... well, Ross here has had just as long a career 😉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIa3oICYotWnobs

[@alessandrozannettino918]

@@TheLarryburns84 the first albums of the 90s are good

[@TheLarryburns84]

@@alessandrozannettino918 yeah, I don't disagree- Haunted and Warpath were solid enough ... Maximum Violence has a few songs I could get down with too

[@eternylbliss2151]

Its the vocals.. I like their earlier first 2 albums but something happened with the vocals.

[@killface69]

Man this vid was amazing!!! 9 of my top 10 all time favorite songs are on here!