Im so glad you included Tougher Than Nails. this has been a joke in my friend group for a while now, its so awful i cant stop laughing at it
@brandonsmith28882 жыл бұрын
9 albums in one day??!! That’s an over saturation of terrible to inject in the market
@michaelpurnell52032 жыл бұрын
Tougher than Nails and Slamburglars had me rolling hahahaha
@hvitekristesdod2 жыл бұрын
The way he described the Slamburglars album cover I was like “what the F” and then seeing it with the music... cannot stop laughing
@erikberg53632 жыл бұрын
Yikes. I’ve recorded my band jamming completely unrehearsed in a shed with my shitty phone mic and it sounds approximately 37 thousand million times better than that Chihuahua Burger album or whatever it was…
@deadinsidemcgee411 Жыл бұрын
I would own a vinyl of that album for keks
@AstolfoTheRiderOfBlack2 жыл бұрын
The first album sounds like someone listened to Appetite for Destruction by Guns 'n Roses and tried copying them in a karaoke bar on a Saturday night...Badly might i add
@martinfalk85972 жыл бұрын
It's always fun to hear people complain about albums by Maiden, Priest, Yes etc. being garbage. I don't think those people understand what "garbage" actually means. These albums represents the term way more than the albums released by major bands (for the most part).
@V2ULTRAKill2 жыл бұрын
I mean Metallica DID release Lulu
@ChosenInterval Жыл бұрын
@@V2ULTRAKill Morbid Angel DID release Insanus.
@havanadaurcy1321 Жыл бұрын
@@ChosenInterval It's the sheep method: Everyone hating because one person said he did
@OrriTheFox2 жыл бұрын
6:13 made me cry with laughter. incredible
@miguelprats37532 жыл бұрын
Xdddd
@cesarelaugavegur61709 ай бұрын
😂😂😂I m crying with laughter too, right now😂😂😂😂
@Barksenji7 ай бұрын
I lost it too 😭😭😭 lmaooo
@silverblack54753 ай бұрын
Everyone who dislikes Metal, think this is what it all sounds like
@martinhroch3442 жыл бұрын
Hello Kitty Suicide Club reminds me of a grind project Hovní Puch (the name means "stench of shit" in Czech) that was around during the mid 2000s. The music sounded like it was made in Guitar Pro, with vocals that sounded like vomiting, lots of childish humor and random fart sounds. I'm pretty sure the guy got ashamed of it, because it has been deleted from everywhere and it's pretty much lost media.
@sirspookybones11182 жыл бұрын
Wait, Corey Feldman had an album before Angelic 2 the core?
@hockeyeverything43392 жыл бұрын
I'm old enough to remember when Hellhammer was widely regarded a terrible band by manh so called metal connoisseurs. It's now widely regarded as a cult like classic. Moral of the story is, to each their own, and kudos to anyone with the balls enough to just do what they feel in expressing themselves, with not a fu k given for what anyone thinks. That is the spirit of rock and metal itself
@V2ULTRAKill2 жыл бұрын
Doubt thatll happen to psycho Synner tho
@donaldduckdid91189 ай бұрын
People thought that Hellhammer was trash?
@andreaseverin13469 ай бұрын
@@donaldduckdid9118 yeah, they were pretty much welcomed by the same eye critics turned to punk. "They're just yelling and they don't know how to play their instruments", basically. There's a reason the band practically reformed into Celtic Frost, they got a terrible reputation
@mercyfulfrost28312 жыл бұрын
Someone should book all these bands for a festival.
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the 9/11 of metal
@user-mx5ey4xj9r Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine Жыл бұрын
@@user-mx5ey4xj9r Bro, have you seen when you are reacting ? I mean the date ?
@SlyHikari0311 ай бұрын
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestinenah. The Area 51 raid of Metal.
@itookallthenames10 ай бұрын
I’d go
@fourseasons41052 жыл бұрын
Your Chris Barnes impression sounds better than his vocals on the record. Maybe you should collaborate with six feet under on their next musical blasphemy
@deathmetalpokemon2 жыл бұрын
The first album feels like if Ben Shapiro was in a band, but with absolutely zero self-awareness
@honeycomblord9384 Жыл бұрын
It's like what would happen if Tom MacDonald pulled a MGK and switched from rap to metal.
@escaping_purgatory Жыл бұрын
That weirdly makes sense
@XenIsWhen Жыл бұрын
Ben Shapiro would be quite a vocalist, though. Like if Geddy Lee had no standards, no nuance, and no awareness of his own Jewish heritage.
@nicholassimon14199 ай бұрын
That is a very weird use of the word ‘but’. Do you really think Shapiro typically exhibits self awareness? Because ummm
@WarMetalChud6 ай бұрын
@@XenIsWhenBen Shapiro is super Jewish tf you mean “no awareness of his Jewish heritage”. He cares more about Israel than the United States lmao
@DrowningMoon2 жыл бұрын
that hello kitty song scared the shit outta me watching this vid around midnight and the vocals legit sounded like someone being murdered
@Transilvanian90 Жыл бұрын
That Polish BM thing that sounds like it was recorded with a potato reminds me of that Soviet cartoon they had in the Simpsons, just completely bonkers and so bad it's good.
@jjj-qj8lu2 жыл бұрын
As a turk myself tougher than nails made me lough its funny when people act offensive towards us for no reason idk why maybe im weird i also lost my shit during the slamburglers lmao i cant stop loughing its so absurd
@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын
But it's not directed at turkey but Islam
@jjj-qj8lu Жыл бұрын
@@maleexile9053 perhaps. But it is about crusades isnt it? When Turks came from central asia and made a great threat for eastern roman empire by invading the anatolian soils,that was one of the main reasons for crusades as far as i can remember from history lessons. But i guess europeans didnt care whether we were turkic or not,they just saw us as mangolian muslims lol.
@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын
@@jjj-qj8lu they were Orthodox in the east
@jjj-qj8lu Жыл бұрын
@@maleexile9053 werent they still christian after all?
@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын
@@jjj-qj8lu different branches but yes
@angusbaw56802 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I nearly snorted my brain out my nose at least once during this!
@PitchSkullBlack Жыл бұрын
I want that to be a metal album title. Snorted my brain out my nose.
@tomh.648 Жыл бұрын
Its 04:00 & I'm near catatonic, when an unexpected & rando autoplay launches me into your vid, & the very first song snaps me wide awake w/ its sheer trash-tier "metal" stank. I'm loving these reviews. Subbed...you earned it, man.
@nu-metalfan26542 жыл бұрын
I think Psychosexual is a giant troll job, I think he’s just trolling everyone.
@martinhroch3442 жыл бұрын
It has to be. A grown man can't release a song that basically only consists of chanting "I'm fuckin' Devil from Hell" to a one-chord country riff and mean it seriously. If he does, he belongs in an insane asylum.
@madonnasbutthole9674 Жыл бұрын
It can't get any worse than Five Finger Death Punch Jeremy Spencer: "Watch me."
@damiangrimm14302 жыл бұрын
Frank Zappa said just because no one likes your music it doesn’t mean it’s wrong 😂
@DashieNegan412 жыл бұрын
You should check Dungeon Wolf dude their new album in 2021 worst this year
@V2ULTRAKill2 жыл бұрын
I think the 9 psycho synner albums were worse
@spencergrady55012 жыл бұрын
Your reaction to Tougher than Nails was priceless. Ha, ha. Music reminded me of Cynic.
@Kylea19792 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me of Metal Meltdown's Chris Barnes impression. RHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
@SlyHikari03 Жыл бұрын
Tougher than nails… I remember WyattxHim mentioned that band in a video.. It’s like a joke Band someone would make when they learn guitar. Slamburgalar and Czarci swit sound like one off parody bands. The hello kitty one sounds like id make in Guitar Pro, it’s pretty goofy.
@NikoBellic2537 ай бұрын
im glad that people like diably wzywaja best polish underground black metal ( im polish btw)
@simonrinzler78032 жыл бұрын
Don't see Theory Of A Deadman albums here. The list is incomplete
@daimonicreality15902 жыл бұрын
not metal
@ledzeplover5811 ай бұрын
Tougher Than Nails is THE worst shit I've ever had the displeasure to hear.
@metalassassin95372 жыл бұрын
I am "surprised" these "bands" are not on relapse records!😠 Smfh
@benng43762 жыл бұрын
I love the first two Six Feet Under albums but those covers are just rotten.
@hvitekristesdod2 жыл бұрын
Love Rateyourmusic! Have my whole collection up there under the name legiomortis
@ThePuka2 жыл бұрын
I came here for Clawfinger. You need another go at this.
@Misantroph02 жыл бұрын
Czarci Swit. Holy sheit. This thing is bad as can be. I love black metal. But this is bad even for BM standards.
@Aspen7210 ай бұрын
Diabły Wzywają makes me proud to be Polish.
@Rextum2 жыл бұрын
Well… if you ARE doing a parody, it is supposed to be worse than the thing you are making fun off. The point is the exaggerate the silly features of the subject and ridicule them😄 Hilarious stuff, thank you for ”recommending” this brilliance.👍🏻
@SheolAbaddonus666 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Slamburglars track is "Hallucinogenic Hymns for the Morbidly Obese"
@SeanB-wi5yh2 жыл бұрын
12:57 Cookie monstrosity sounds like he was hungry and put the microphone to his stomach
@necropink92002 жыл бұрын
Yep The Number Of The Priest is terrible. Which is a shame as the title is cool. Just as well they didn't try to cover Painkiller. You know an album is shit when the only redeeming feature is a song they didn't do.
@Kataxu2 жыл бұрын
New Dawnbreaker album coming out soon, Christian black metal, you should check it out!
@spencergrady55012 жыл бұрын
That black metal fella also has another project called Yazzgoth
@ericv77202 жыл бұрын
Hello Kitty Suicide Club is gorenoise, I think. I kind of get the genre for its comedic value, but it tries to have all the edginess of goregrind without the brutality, or good songs.
@wildwind83222 жыл бұрын
Thank you Questy I laughed so fucking hard I'm pretty surprised how I'm alive yet😂😂😂 I think I'm gonna give that Black metal album a listen 🤣 P.s:I know it's not related to the channel but can you make a video on your top 10 movies of all time in future? I'm really curious. (I'm sorry for my English it's not my first language.)
@Questformetal2 жыл бұрын
I will certainly do the movie one sometime maybe once 8k 🍺
@christophermorrow23032 жыл бұрын
@@Questformetal if you want a good laugh listen to manslayer by thrash queen
@perenniallotus2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao a lot of the more extreme ones are hilarious shitposts
@RichardCranium.2 жыл бұрын
Trigger Warning is cringe. I am more right leaning but they are still cringe. The "music" is just a vehicle for his political views.
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
glad you can state you're more on the right side without insulting anyone else in the process, that's rarer than it should be these days 👏 (that was also a genuine compliment, not backhanded sarcasm! internet flame wars over politics are lame assed)
@RichardCranium. Жыл бұрын
@@TheLarryburns84 Ok. But you do have a point that in politics the different sides call each other names. Right wing say cuck, commie, soyboy, bugman ect. Left wing say racist, nazi, bigot, white supremacist ect. So it gets a bit tiresome. And internet flame wars are usually much worse the real life debates.
@hazal_b60372 жыл бұрын
the black metal album really got me ahaha :")
@benng43762 жыл бұрын
I don't recognize the logo on your shirt. Whom is it?
@Cropsykills2 жыл бұрын
Escotrillihum
@SpaceSloth70721 күн бұрын
I genuinely think that the last one is actually just for shits and giggles. I just can't believe they're trying to be serious. Like they just made it to be as bad as they could.
@kitoyobeni12 жыл бұрын
Corey Feldman jumped the shark as soon as he started dancing like Michael Jackson. A long, long time ago lol...makes it impossible to take him seriously in anything he does. It's all been downhill since his teens.
@martinhroch3442 жыл бұрын
The guy has been a victim of SA and child trafficking pretty much his whole life. No wonder he's gone nuts.
@shadowedlvnar16352 жыл бұрын
Love the video! What band is on the shirt?
@blackstar0445 күн бұрын
Stuff like Tougher Than Nails gives a bad name to the cybergrind genre as a whole, the album just sounds terrible.
@forde18372 жыл бұрын
What's the band shirt that you're wearing?
@Questformetal2 жыл бұрын
Esoctrillihum
@umserapenas Жыл бұрын
Love your shirt....but what band is that?...i want one of those...
@shik15635 ай бұрын
I'm new here. Are you recording in your grans nursing home?
@Big_fat_monkey_balls4 ай бұрын
Former child actor sounds like a south park song
@wretchedforever Жыл бұрын
Psycho Sexual. Almost as bad as Five Finger Death Punch.
@markhughes54442 жыл бұрын
Wot about 10 terrible metal albums that ain't st, anger. It's currently a big thing on you tube started in UK now going around the world.
@theakkusor2 жыл бұрын
Dude, Hello Kitty Suicide Club fuckin slaps
@benjaminpaloczi2707 Жыл бұрын
no one cares
@Brombit2 жыл бұрын
I like how eclectic this list is. from the most generic to the most chaotic. My scores, judging by the samples alone: Trigger Warning - 3/10 Psycho Sexual - 3/10 Tougher Than Nails - 1/10 Six Feet Under - 2/10. super generic Corey Feldman - 3/10 Lucci - Slamburglars Cookie Monstrosity - 4/10. the production is so weird that it's quite good (OMG it has a track called "this is the worst metal album according to rateyourmusic" :P ) Czarci Świt - 5/10. again, so weird that it's good. I like the drumming. The vocals are terrible but they make it funny :P Etinne Sin - 2/10 Asking Alexandria - 5/10. it's nice! *Wiki says that it was made by the original Asking Alexandria, and later Ben created a whole new band under the same name :P Hello Kitty Suicide Club - 4/10. once again, so weird that I have to appreciate it. it's like Clown Core but even more drunk :P
@michaelduncan50382 жыл бұрын
Most of this stuff is still better than most of the shit they play on Liquid Metal.
@metalheadindian91742 жыл бұрын
Do you like Cult of fire?
@vik8596 Жыл бұрын
Tougher than Nails I actually quite enjoyed. It’s so poorly put together that it’s more extreme than a lot of extreme metal
@sersmoX Жыл бұрын
poland mentioned
@eternylbliss2151 Жыл бұрын
I do like the Tougher than Nails album cover though... guy doesnt know how to record though too distorted
@drlarrymitchell Жыл бұрын
Helstar, Nosferatu- what the fuck was I thinking?
@mahoelihaai2 жыл бұрын
great picks, but where's Dani Filth here?
@James-uf3mh Жыл бұрын
Leave dani out of this heap of shit minus hellhammer
@James-uf3mh Жыл бұрын
I like hellhammer
@James-uf3mh Жыл бұрын
Hail Celtic frost
@VampireJack107 ай бұрын
Hello Kitty Suicide Club sounds like it's heavily influenced by black metal.
@KyrosTheWolf11 ай бұрын
6:13 um.. audio jumpscare warning? lmao
@tomasjonsson7141 Жыл бұрын
Never heard any of thos albums i gues i shuld be glad =)
@42k782 ай бұрын
Psycho Sexual is really bad, BUT they are so bad that I'm actually interested in watching the train wreck unfold before my eyes. The bands before and after were less entertaining and more annoying to me for some reason.
@cookiesontoast99812 жыл бұрын
I'm hearing these albums for the first time along with the video... and honestly I love the Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed album, it sounds like completely hectic noise.. and I'm a grindcore fan so I kinda like that! I agree it is trying too hard to be edgy but the music itself I enjoy.
@Questformetal2 жыл бұрын
It’s certainly better than some others on the list so I’ll give you that
@eternylbliss2151 Жыл бұрын
Ironicly if it had a better production it is actually better than most of them and album cover is cool.
@cookiesontoast9981 Жыл бұрын
@@eternylbliss2151 Personally I like bad production and distortion 🤣 old school Black metal fan, but yeah if it had better production it might not get quite as much shit as it does.
@DarthPizza777 Жыл бұрын
I never liked cover albums. To me it's a waste.
@augmentedhat16 Жыл бұрын
What band shirt is the guy wearing?
@timberwolvesxx7250 Жыл бұрын
Meningococcemia Fecal
@PacifistNihilist2 жыл бұрын
If you want terrible but have a fucking laugh, check out Impaled Northern Moonforest.
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
that was intentionally supposed to be dumb though, I don't think Seth ever did anything in his life seriously
@PacifistNihilist Жыл бұрын
@@TheLarryburns84 that’s very true
@NeptuneTowers2 жыл бұрын
What band shirt are you wearing?
@Cropsykills2 жыл бұрын
Escotrillihum
@brothinkhejesse Жыл бұрын
im trying so hard not to laugh at whatever this is 12:57
@nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251 Жыл бұрын
Scorpions eye to eye was terrible
@ForbiddenAudioPerversions Жыл бұрын
The hello kitty suicide club was enjoyable
@goatcommando854 Жыл бұрын
Check out Damien Storm - Ghost Town
@donaldduckdid91182 жыл бұрын
slam vocals sound nothing like that 💀
@V2ULTRAKill2 жыл бұрын
Party cannon go brrrrrr
@donaldduckdid91189 ай бұрын
@@V2ULTRAKillparty cannon doesn’t sound like that bruh ☠️ have u even listened to them?
@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын
7:01 you mean just the Islamic crescent
@superstarthomas2 жыл бұрын
You're lucky you haven't heard Peosphoros.
@zigotina2 жыл бұрын
7:16 well yeah
@goatmoonwarmaster46412 жыл бұрын
Those bands sounds very funny 🤣🤣
@themadmattster96472 жыл бұрын
Lol this is awesome
@jamesbaker18914 ай бұрын
This is just noise😂😂😂
@llamaninja33933 ай бұрын
15:06 There's no way in hell they thought this shit sounded good 😭🙏
@chrisyates10882 жыл бұрын
I love the t shirt can I have it
@balls9912 жыл бұрын
I liked the first Graveyard Classics album. Wish it ended there
@warrickjohnson69402 жыл бұрын
I love six feet under. I wish I could defend them but on the graveyard classics they dont give the songs any new redeeming qualities so to speak or making the songs have their own style.. I like a couple of songs off the 4 gc but they are not fantastic by any means and six feet under is in my top 3 bands.
@balls9912 жыл бұрын
@@warrickjohnson6940 Yes I love them too, one of the bands that helped me a lot to get into death mrtal
@jimmycampbell782 жыл бұрын
Is it meant to be a parody? Because thats what it sounds like...
@warrickjohnson69402 жыл бұрын
@@jimmycampbell78 I agree but sfu take the GC songs seriously then even play some tracks live.
@zigotina2 жыл бұрын
trigger warning has proper message
@Ziad31952 жыл бұрын
?
@MrVictoria692 жыл бұрын
Turbo the worst. Ruined them forever. Never recovered.
@metalheadindian91742 жыл бұрын
I rather listen to Psychosexual than any of the other garbage bands on the list
@SeanB-wi5yh2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@briankessler35012 жыл бұрын
Kind of like saying my smartest child has Down's Syndrome. All these records suck ass.
@alessandrozannettino9182 жыл бұрын
six feet under don't suck, all the old school death metal bands are great, it's slipknot and all nu metal bands that really suck
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
Chris' voice is on its way out, and their covers have *always* sucked
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
and before you use Chris' long career as a defense... well, Ross here has had just as long a career 😉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIa3oICYotWnobs
@alessandrozannettino918 Жыл бұрын
@@TheLarryburns84 the first albums of the 90s are good
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
@@alessandrozannettino918 yeah, I don't disagree- Haunted and Warpath were solid enough ... Maximum Violence has a few songs I could get down with too
@eternylbliss2151 Жыл бұрын
Its the vocals.. I like their earlier first 2 albums but something happened with the vocals.
@killface692 жыл бұрын
Man this vid was amazing!!! 9 of my top 10 all time favorite songs are on here!