Apocalypse Food Taste Test

[@walnutwolf4886]

Rhett has been dreaming of this episode for years

[@brucebonner3491]

Except they've done this before already

[@Baseballman1224]

@@bugginonthewall actually they literally did other survival buckets before! But that’s a great episode 😁

[@DrBrennan]

@@bugginonthewall don't forget the Jim Bakker Buckets epiaode

[@seanbrown9048]

Lol; just to wear those ghillie suits!

[@michaeltozzi3112]

@@DrBrennan end times! oooooooo oooo ooooo 🎶

[@colonelchi]

I used to work for a company that had MyPatriotSupply as their primary advisor. They tried an experiment where they catered lunch for everyone & didn’t tell the employees they were eating MPS. Let me tell you. It did not go well.

[@djquinn11]

Hahaha! That’s great…

[@mxpxpunk008]

WELL YEA ITS SURVIVAL FOOD, NOT A 5 STAR MEAL FROM A RESTAURANT

[@RT-bt5ql]

The food tastes great imo

[@13thMaiden]

"Don't think about breakfast, think about not dying!!" Literally the best line to describe these survival bucket foods.

[@twodragons27]

Almost dying*

[@seanbrown9048]

They’re dreadful; make MREs taste like gourmet food…

[@erinbell7224]

This should be a t-shirt!

[@w1975b]

Is this based on the theory that animals won't be alive to hunt for our food, either?

[@twodragons27]

@@w1975b youre asking to much. Both of these dudes would be swallowed alive in the apocalypse. They have 0 real life skills.

[@mariamdawood5058]

“trevor’s in the house, i heard a snort” such an underrated link remark

[@ironjellly]

Even though these boys have been in show biz for around 2 decades, I consider Rhett and Link tasting apocalypse food "returning to their roots"

[@brucebonner3491]

Unfortunately it isnt

[@DaveDuncanMusic]

@@brucebonner3491 It is, now stop crying in the comments.

[@fayeescalera7311]

The first episode I ever watched was an apocalyptic bucket taste test lol

[@jimmytrejo7773]

@@fayeescalera7311 one of my favorites to go back to. The Jim something buckets. It was fun one.

[@XxsoonerbornxX]

They haven't been in show biz, ever.

[@daredfangz]

Rhett: It tastes a little bit rancid Link: Yeah but at least I know I'm still alive That's the spirit Link ! 🤣

[@seanbrown9048]

Lol; imagine sitting in the ashy wreckage of your neighborhood, mushroom clouds on the horizon, deciding on whether it’s gonna be freeze dried chili mac or the chicken soup?

[@allisondavis2475]

I'd still watch GMM during the apocalypse, thank you Link

[@Lil_Yuri]

We're at the dystopian phase so we're on our way lol

[@seanbrown9048]

Lol; in a ghillie suit!

[@Caitlinparkex]

Only thing we’re gonna look forward to every morning with this food lol 😂

[@lololobot]

i think the takeaway from this is to include hotsauce, salt and pepper in your survival kit

[@kamiko70]

doesnt matter what survival food you get, most of them have a ton of salt and no other seasoning. definitely make sure you have seasoning to go with them. they dont spoil either!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

And toilet paper 😁

[@SixMajinMiss]

@@kamiko70 seasonings absolutely go bad, they tend to lose potency and essentially just become colorful dust/leaves that dont actually augment the flavor/aroma of your food all that much.

[@Nyasahi]

Why would you include a sauce those go rancid

[@cheyannei5983]

So normal MRE fixing...?

[@santif90]

"You need to eat something weird so you have something to talk about" That's GMM in a nutshell

[@pammasheppard1338]

My thoughts exactly. It's their business plan.

[@Caitlinparkex]

Timestamp? But so true 😂😂

[@thelambsauce4146]

@@Caitlinparkex 13:09

[@jamesfranco314]

When link said they still make the show in apocalypse all I could think of is tuning your radio in fallout and finding a station with them having morning radio show that's just like good mythical morning.

[@tiredpanda998]

Link's face expression at 3:54 is one of the most amazing expressions i have ever seen he doing 😂

[@Boonehams]

Somewhere between holding back a scream and holding back vomit.

[@Lil_Yuri]

Someone make a gif!

[@sugarmaster8986]

Lmfao!!!!! He looked horrified 🤣🤣

[@bradlasalle2888]

The face of "oh, this is not gonna be a fun day"

[@shannonmundorff3807]

Terror and disgust and shock at the same time 🤣

[@kelleyr3238]

I love that anytime Jordan starts speaking Rhett just immediately melts into a puddle of laughter. 😂

[@josephjove8335]

A puddle of piss.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

Jordan is absolutely hilarious!

[@phoenixv117]

I like how they’re both hiding in rhetts beard the whole episode.

[@emilymulcahy]

Those are ghillie suits, it's hunting/survival wear

[@missdire]

I got the joke! 🤣

[@sikka6440]

@@emilymulcahy it's a joke

[@RedBeard430]

There's always that one...

[@yoshikigrg8]

Exactly

[@SimplyRobertSmith]

I love how Jordan gets Rhett to genuinely laugh 🤣😂🤣😂

[@benalark1771]

They should store those buckets away and in 20 years time do the exact same taste test to see if their ranking change once the food has aged

[@djjazzyjeff1232]

They could probably find some somewhere from like 1989 already and do that without waiting 20 years.

[@AKayfabe]

I think the world will actually end before 20 years time

[@minisn3066]

@@AKayfabe Oh god

[@queenieqt2033]

The world has a good 4 years left

[@genericsinger]

@@queenieqt2033 for some reason i cant like your commnt lol

[@DeadM3ows]

I appreciate Jordan Morris so much. He always brings so much good energy!

[@Maria1999701]

Rhett was making fun of Jordan for mispronouncing "Malachi", but remember that time Link pronounced Constance as "Constanzé"? 🤣🤣🤣

[@gabiluch87]

Lmao That moment lives rent free in my head ever since

[@PaigePlates]

@@spicydragon3881 love this😂😂

[@jimmytrejo7773]

Ho me ho.

[@tomladouceur3241]

Well to be fair it was spelled Constanze

[@Maria1999701]

@@tomladouceur3241 true, but still though xD

[@Staticangel99]

With all the crazy things they’ve done on this show, I * almost * believed that they were going to use urine instead of water for the food

[@gthgirl392]

Yesss! A couple of years ago you guys did an apocalypse bucket taste test. I'm so glad you revisited this!

[@liamengram6326]

Jim Bakker Bucket

[@baddweather6362]

The Jim Baker bucket is one of the funniest episodes ever

[@habitsrabbit]

Talking 'bout end times..End times! OooOOoohh

[@forkingsandkeys]

I watch the Jim Bakker bucket episode often. It makes me laugh every time. “No one chokes like Jim Bakker!”

[@mvid3799]

i've been giggling at "you can really taste the amendments!" for a solid 4 minutes. jordan, you are a gift.

[@Jophfr]

As we learned today, our pasta NEEDS them microchips for flavor

[@Lil_Yuri]

Is THAT what MSG stands for??

[@danielanoguera7093]

@@Lil_Yuri Microchip Seasoning Gadget

[@boatymsboatface3929]

@@danielanoguera7093 😂😂🏆

[@CayneTJ]

I love the idea of Link somehow surviving in the apocalypse while constantly being thwarted by the surprising force of gravity. "Keeps you guessing"

[@Confluera]

Jordan genuinely brings me joy. I wish him the best with everything!

[@dbordsen1]

Best part of this is how much Randy makes Rhett laugh. Also, "maLACHEE" (malachi) is GOLD

[@Caitlinparkex]

I like to think this was a creative comedy choice he took and not a mispronunciation 😂

[@Redsled71]

Wouldn't it be antisemitic?

[@user-sx1fg7lc3c]

Love that I can count on GMM to have a new video posted at 6am on the dot. Every morning. I get to watch them while I get ready for work every day.

[@SmokeydaBear777]

yes

[@watermyplants6089]

Get ready for work aka poop

[@qhoulss]

I work a graveyard shift and my break is usually at 6:15am. I get my lunchbox and prop my phone, and my break is Mythically relaxing!

[@seanbrown9048]

Lol; especially if your job requires you to wear a ghillie suit!

[@lbednaz]

If I were a doomsday prepper, this showed me that including a ton of herbs and spices to any stash is vital!

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Yep. Spices might be the only reason to go on, man. No flavor, no reason for living.

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

​@@ImNotaRussianBot I'm about to blow your mind... think about what the term "the spice of life" means.

[@Lyddy-Draws]

Link’s face at 3:52 is something I’ll cherish for years

[@jaketaylor1994]

Jordan is an all star, he is SO funny! We need more of a his bits in this show!

[@halo7172]

They should do a “The Best Microwave Dinner” tournament episode!

[@brucebonner3491]

They have

[@seanbrown9048]

That’s delicious compared to freeze dried bunker chow…

[@citygrownwillow93]

Jordan is a national treasure and does not get enough recognition♡ he is so stinking funny.

[@psycold]

19:47 The disdain in Rhett's face for Link's tomfoolery 😂😂

[@RyileMP123]

I swear, if an apocalypse happens, i hope to have the servers available to watch every GMM. I could keep my sanity with you guys.

[@PixelatedH2O]

The Biden joke by Rhett will definitely bother some people I imagine, but it seems extremely true

[@emilymulcahy]

Agreed

[@toooooooooooooooooooooooooooom]

Why would it bother someone? I am pretty sure no patriot voted for Biden

[@vgaportauthority9932]

Yeah.. These guys aren't "patriots" because they're prepared against climate change, let's say.. These boys be hidin' from Biden's antifa navy.

[@배진아-d1b]

When did he say a Biden joke?

[@Various_forms_of_Doormamu]

@@배진아-d1b 7:05

[@CapriPrimal]

Give a bucket to Mythical Kitchen and see if they can improve it/make it fancy!

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

Love this idea!

[@tylerheiney434]

I can picture Rhett and Link in a post apocalyptic world still "making" GMM episodes 🤣

[@dianaosoria9684]

Playing with darts lol

[@caffienatedtactician]

Bad Mythical Morning, maybe? 😂

[@SuperKawaiiCupcakes]

It’s always a good day when Jordan makes an appearance

[@doctoursatan]

i love seeing all of jordan’s random characters

[@HyperFaultic]

You guys should do more MRE videos haha. Like international MRE taste tests

[@Hamiltron]

Anytime Jordan is in an episode is a good time.

[@VanessaHBIC]

I adore Jordan ❤️

[@Hamiltron]

@@VanessaHBIC haha same. He is so damn quick witted and funny

[@xorret1]

@@Hamiltron he was so awesome at mythicon. the whole mythical crew made it feel like one big family event.

[@Hamiltron]

@@xorret1 ah I wish I could have been there! Bit hard when I'm in Australia. I love the GMM family so much :)

[@stefaenilicari3913]

Yes!! More Jordan Morris!!

[@chrissolari7338]

It was the Jim Bakker bucket taste test that first got me watching you guys. Seems like we’ve almost come full circle 🎉

[@instaperil]

Rhett & Link dressed like talking bushes gave me such a laugh.

[@tobeebaguley7228]

The way Rhett says pudding is adorable

[@jackanderson4419]

whoever wakes up at 5am to post these episodes deserves a raise. Great start to any morning :)

[@Project153]

Scheduled uploading :)

[@GrannySingaporePVP]

The schedule it. And, it’s not 5am there, it’s 3am haha

[@jackanderson4419]

@@GrannySingaporePVP I like to think they care enough to actually wake up and post it XD

[@laroc2033]

Crazier to think that they film these episodes around midnight! XD

[@emroseg3]

@@jackanderson4419 I always liked to think they filmed like an hour ago 😂

[@spencera9229]

rhett's dream video, dear lord. you KNOW he pitched this with a PASSION

[@jonv8177]

Great job guys, next try Mountain House, Alpine Air, & Peak. Which are usually pretty popular freeze dried foods

[@TracyKMainwaring]

that's what I was thinking, but realized they chose these because of the doomsday kits.

[@rlamunyon]

@@TracyKMainwaring mountain house does offer 30 year buckets as well.

[@Drako7077]

Mountain House has always been my favorite

[@bjdefilippo447]

@@rlamunyon Interesting. I've only used their camping food. Now I'm curious. Have you tried them?

[@rlamunyon]

@@bjdefilippo447 I have and it's just as delicious as their "standard" line.

[@hihirain5231]

At 15:41 I felt like I was watching a man who’s completely immersed in the apocalypse (Rhett) be watched and studied by a scientist he’s befriended (Link) who’s just there for the ride and some statistics

[@francoisgerber94]

Love the outfits! Good Mythical Afternoon for me, perfect lunch time watching.

[@bvfour3]

Judging by the first bite, Link is not ready for the end of the world

[@kittykahdy]

I haven't seen a fresh GMM at 4am in years :) reminds me of my college days doing a last minute assignment lol

[@travissdallas]

This has the best vibes of the year so far. Great episode folks.

[@stacylynn95]

Good morning, I hope everyone has a Mythical day. You’re loved and important 💚✨

[@Caitlinparkex]

3:52 “don’t think about breakfast think about almost dying” 😂😂 Links faces are the best

[@homedad3324]

You should do your own Rhett and Link survival video featuring mythical kitchen attempt at forever food.

[@caitlynstarrparrish]

I would love to see what kinda survival foods Josh would whip up for them to help with & eat

[@skylermoore]

This is actually a really good idea for an episode. Maybe you should be a writer for them :P

[@jordanteetsel5399]

@@caitlynstarrparrish I honestly would love to have Josh along in the apocalypse, he doesn't shy away from the "gross" foods and he makes them halfway decent most of the time

[@mariskababa619]

"Is she walking on water?" The look on Rhett's face when he asks this is hilarious 🤣😇

[@matthewbean8917]

Good morning

[@Dctctx]

No

[@CeeceeVVS]

Morning

[@taurez_98]

Good mythical morning

[@Definitely_not_Andrew_Yoshiaki]

Mornin’

[@flipchick1014]

Good morning

[@bambulbee123]

Man, I always love it when Jordan makes an appearance. His humor resonates with me the most among the entire cast of GMM.

[@bradylouwho]

Follow up to this episode, Josh tries to use the leftover prepper foods and other shelf stable ingredients to make something that tastes good

[@jaimeknoble3315]

Link's face at that first bite of scrambled eggs 🤣 I'm strangely relieved that when the world ends, at least we'll still have pudding to look forward to

[@gracebauer5120]

The way Jordan pronounced Malachi as Muh-lah-chee 💀

[@gracebauer5120]

I immediately paused to comment, glad they addressed it 😂

[@laurenchristina5437]

Jordan did amazing, I literally love when he comes on GMM

[@flinnja]

wouldnt gmo crops actually be a really good idea for an apocalypse scenario which is likely to severely change the environment

[@MeAuntieNora]

100%. But it's a bad word to swaths of scientifically illiterate consumers.

[@Chooopy]

@@MeAuntieNora I always found it hilarious that people want "organic" versions of foods that have already been genetically modified like corn.

[@arininquotes8396]

Yes, absolutely! GMO is not inherently bad. I'm sure most folks who are afraid of them eat tomatoes, corn, etc., and there's not really a difference.

[@nytrodioxide]

Everything is already genetically modified to begin with, as soon as we started selectively breeding animals thousands of years ago

[@taliaeverding4750]

The advantage to heirloom seeds is that they come back the same every year! GMO seeds don't necessarily come back, a lot of commercially grown produce doesn't come back true to type. So heirlooms probably aren't as efficient but you can keep the seeds and replant every year.

[@highnoon9333]

Always a great episode when Jordan appears

[@Paul-xj8ln]

Links face when he took that first bite of eggs had me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@linearcircle]

Cotton Candy Randy saw the future and realized he better start preparing for the end

[@valkyrus4009]

Loved the energy this episode. That intro was comedy gold 🥇

[@Uncle_T]

Please can we have more, much more of Malachee!!!!! 🤣🤣

[@jaxmorningstar6703]

"Tell me you didn't vote for Biden without telling me you didn't vote for Biden" was absolute gold

[@jocastaduran9158]

Links' facial expressions are hilarious, and I love them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CineHoarder]

Good Apocalyptic Morning Everyone!!!

[@elusivegamergirl]

I was not prepared for this episode to start with gilly suits lol

[@drunkenprayer8390]

Yes Frank tell me how those non GMO foods that require very particular growing conditions will survive the apoaclypse.

[@zacharyhanson3914]

1:36-2:00 is one of my favorite GMM moments in recent memory lmfao

[@themarchhare154]

Still watching but man I laughed so hard when Link said "and we're gonna keep working" 🤣 how big and ridiculous his eyes got 😂😂😂

[@JonathanTruly]

"Tell me you didn't vote for Biden without telling me you didn't vote for Biden " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JeanneGriffin]

Perfection

[@AmiMichelle]

I can’t tell you how happy it makes me every time Jordan pops up. I hated when he was gone🥺

[@PonderousNerve]

Jim Bakker? LMFAO that was a great reference. That guy is... interesting...

[@FanFicnic]

Ya know after going through the distribution struggles during the pandemic, I don’t think I’d judge anybody for putting together something like this for themselves.

[@Jason-lk9yi]

The ONLY person on GMM's entire crew that could even remotely come close to surviving the apocalypse is Rhett, the rest of them have absolutely zero hope.

[@thelisarahman]

The difference between Rhett and Link… Rhett: you get prepper food and you get prepper food and everyone gets prepper food! Link: no. If the apocalypse happens, we have to keep working… i know who i want for my boss and it’s not Link 😅

[@Caitlinparkex]

The applause and then Link saying “no no no we have to keep this” lol

[@EliTheBigGuy]

This might be Rhett's fav episode of the season lmao 🤣

[@snorkasaurusrex]

You need to eat things that have weird flavors, so you have somethin' to talk about. -Link, 2022

[@michaelkearney9586]

You need the mythical kitchen to make this gourmet. I'm sure Josh could remake Gordons beef wellington with survival supplies

[@xPhlyt]

You should do a part 2 to this episode where the guys try food that's at the end of their shelf life to see if your still able to enjoy the food or if it's more 'eat to survive' at that point..

[@brucebonner3491]

They have, if anything this is the 4th episode

[@DaveDuncanMusic]

@@brucebonner3491 Still crying? Someones not having a good mythical morning.

[@englishatheart]

You're* 😛

[@bigsethyyy]

bro that biden joke was golden. especially seeing it now

[@chantellezaranyika4063]

No one Absolutely no one Rhett: dont think about breakfast, think about dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sjinnie_boy4988]

Links hair is getting closer and closer to mad scientist every episode

[@dreamer12906]

Im dying to see rhett in a hair bun for an entire epidode

[@beabeabea3]

By Link’s face I’m gonna guess those 4Patriot eggs are absolutely scrumptious 💀 3:50

[@pepemabajo7090]

Remember the Jim Bakker bucket taste test episode? 🤣 "END TIMES! Woooh oooh..."

[@theauralucario60]

“microchip free”? but that’s the best part of the alfredo

[@lesdn4445]

Love you guys! (: by far my favorite two people on KZbin! Thanks for making every day a little nicer

[@angelakaplan]

"It tastes like the stuffing of a seat cushion." Someone really needs to monitor what Link eats outside of the show. A seat cushion?

[@sherrimoquin5553]

Stuffing of a seat cushion 🤣

[@o_holynight]

When you see GMMore roll into your feed, followed by GMM, you know you’re up early 😅

[@xploration1437]

It happens every day.

[@whatswrongman]

You were 17th to comment, good job on top 20!

[@JasonHalversonjaydog]

years ago i worked at a hotel and for the breakfast they used those powdered eggs. they came in a bag and you mixed them with water. always laughed how we'd put them in this fancy looking serving tray yet they were the cheapest rehydrated eggs you could buy

[@linger6666]

why couldn't they use real eggs?!

[@deprofundis3293]

What hotel??

[@riyku]

Good mythical morning has become my Good mythical bedtime routine now hahahaha this gets posted at 7pm for me !

[@aretecourage2184]

Its 5am here 😁

[@chrisweaver817]

Same, Tokyo time!

[@katamaniac]

I get it at 6am but it's when I go to bed so same 🤣

[@anthonysteban2334]

Rhett and link eat powdered eggs for the first time. Me : welcome to the military boys

[@DaxianPreston]

I share Rhett’s love of beans. In fact I think imma have some beans for breakfast.

[@devantehill3179]

You guys can make any video entertaining! The humor in this one is top notch! ❤️

[@xpewxpewx1771]

Rhett and Link in Gilly suits is the serotonin my brain needs first thing in the morning. What a mythical way to start my day ❤️

[@saintrocketIX]

Just what I needed this morning: end-of-the-world anxiety!