Rich People 🤝 Poor People. Adam Carolla.

[@al271987]

Did a genuine double take at seeing Adam Carolla’s name, but good for him. It was funny! Glad to see him do a Drybar set!

[@DryBarComedy]

same

[@WhaSup70x7]

Same Here!! 😲

[@bryanwalthall5483]

"Me, too!!!" - Kreiger (Archer)

[@domjohnson2579]

Don't forget sitting at home collecting cheques by not doing any work.

[@jcbro86]

I listened to Adam and Dr. Drew every night on the radio for years when I was a young teen. He still makes me laugh.

[@justinsymons7695]

Loveline, yeah. Was just thinking of that show.

[@johnsnith4105]

Every episode of loveline is on KZbin for 1995 - 2005

[@Wahinies]

​@@johnsnith4105thank you! FWIW MXC is on twitch too in all its glory 😅

[@jcbro86]

@ holy smoke that’s news! Thank you

[@joshmaxwell7968]

You should read his book...had me cracking up.

[@timothyhudson7999]

You want to know how talented you have to be to be both funny AND clean? A LOT thats how much.

[@MrTPF1]

Thought for sure that "being unaffected by tax policy" was going to be on the list!

[@moozillamoo2109]

Also housing cost.

[@fatmonkey4716]

​@@moozillamoo2109 How does that not affect the poor or the rich?

[@jhssuthrnmama]

Sorry, the rich pay nearly half their income in taxes in this country.

[@geoffreyivie]

🛥 I'll add one. You live on a boat. Got to be really rich or really poor for that.

[@DryBarComedy]

Good one 😆

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

I don't think rich people live on boats. Maybe for a week or so, cruising the Mediterranean.

[@geoffreyivie]

@@Cletus_the_Elder With a name like Cletus, I am not surprised you don't know about rich people. 🤣 A sail-boat is like an RV, rich people sell their homes when they retire and travel around for years. Poor people buy an old RV and let it sit in one spot forever. Either way, don't over think a joke. Just laugh.

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

@@geoffreyivie Leave the jokes to the professionals, geoffrey. I hope that's a made-up name like mine. Anyways, sailboats are a hobby of the rich, not a residence. Maybe that's what you call rich in your town.

[@bite-sizedshorts9635]

I know a billionaire who owns a number of yachts, but he doesn't "live" on them. For most of the year, the yachts are rented out to almost rich people to get a taste of high living. He actually lives in one of his mansions.

[@ISpacer]

“You used to live on a plantation” is crazy 😂😂😂

[@RayfordRaySiegel]

I like the "Uh, oh. I'm gonna try it." setup.

[@docwhoshops]

My Black head is shaking and my mouth laughing. You’re not wrong sir. 😅

[@thevegimeatatarian]

That had me dying 😂

[@petefalc]

Adam is a very bright guy so it's no shock that his stand-up is good.

[@masterchinese28]

Add to the list: "You are bilingual" and/or "you spend summers in another country."

[@shawnabrooks6958]

All the big comics are getting in on Dry Bar now. So amazing. I saw Jay Leno talking about how even he listens to it. I'm impressed.

[@MysticOracle]

Carolla? Is a D list, this showing was garbage, sadly. Guess that's the best we will get.

[@itoibo4208]

Drybar has some of the best unknown comics I have seen.

[@albundy3929]

@@MysticOracle cool story....hater

[@MysticOracle]

​@@albundy3929 Pro tip: If you don't want to be called garbage, stop acting like trash.

[@DavidLStone-qy8xh]

​@@MysticOracleEveryone is entitled to their opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@honkytonkinson9787]

That Bill and Ted Joke got me! 😂

[@nicolewoolaston1554]

That was GOLD.

[@joblo2671]

That one was VERY specific.😭

[@josephbrown9685]

I love jokes that force you to stop just for a moment and think about it.

[@ajha100]

Deep cut indeed!

[@CyclingDinosaur]

I didn't think Adam Carolla could do DryBar. It's great to see him performing. I would pay to see him.

[@kftc1980]

He had to keep it clean on the radio for years, so it’s a pretty natural fit.

[@melsterifficmama1808]

Hey, don't knock Man-Ayz, he's my neighbor.

[@DryBarComedy]

🤣

[@john2g1]

The man at the end of the clip was laughing like he knows him personally.

[@johnandersen6752]

I thought he would say MC Hammer, but I guess he won't "touch" that.

[@MissMarci-65]

😂​@@johnandersen6752

[@bcozmusic9271]

oath that lad goes hard

[@teresapeevey970]

I never looked at the world through his glasses, but it is funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ldygzlle1291]

They both know the price of copper 😂😂😂

[@lwivv9052]

I think that was my favorite one😆

[@krazykkarl]

If you say the phrase: "do you know who my dad is?"

[@sirclarkmarz]

I drive an 87 Suzuki samurai and when I lived in Hawaii I would stand under the edge of the roof when it rained to take a shower , I never felt so rich.

[@girlonaswing9439]

So clever. Unique and funny set. 👍🏼

[@BatMite19]

Funny ... and absolutely true!

[@jerryseinfeld67]

One of my all time favorite comedy bits! What happened to, “They both drink brands of alcohol you’ve never heard of.” ?

[@TheAyeAye1]

I came to him by way of his friendship with Dennis Prager. I'm pleased he can do a good clean set.

[@barbaraparker6996]

I love A. C. His books are really good too.

[@charcharlund]

Here’s one: You’ve given a free musical performance in Central Park. You’re a bum begging for dollars, or you’re Garth Brooks.

[@donnahampton3632]

Plantation joke was risky, but he got a good laugh!

[@dreamscape405]

And it's crazy that it's considered "risky". If the court jester can't do his thing, we're all doomed.

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

Adam is downright brilliant.

[@Reed-Publications]

That's a great bit. Nice to see Adam on the show!

[@1mustardtiger]

I didn't see the Hoover Dam on this episode?

[@Reed-Publications]

@@1mustardtiger What do you mean?

[@1mustardtiger]

@@Reed-Publications Adam

[@andrewbores5985]

Here's one: You've never been on a commercial jet

[@mikekearn5228]

Adam can't do this one. He's rich, but flies commercial all the time.

[@keithhepworth4934]

Carolla has a razor sharp wit but he works very blue so it’s nice to see him channel that into something safe for the family.

[@DylanWhitesChannel]

Okay this is a particularly brilliant bit. Reminiscent of Carlin. Not enough smart, clever comedy like this anymore!

[@tammyC1971]

This was funny. 😆

[@dougpeters1625]

I see Adam on Drybar I’m clicking. This was comedy gold.

[@Guyonnn]

So true, no middle class rappers bragging about affording their mortgage. 😂

[@toferg.8264]

Oh gosh that made me laugh out loud!

[@moonsting]

Whoa 😲 double take!!! Adam Carrolla at Dry Bar?!

[@AddisonKleber]

This brought me joy :)

[@WinsomeWinslet]

Wow, you guys got Adam Carolla? Impressive.

[@vuho2075]

Usually it's the security guard rushing to tell me the store doesn't accept food stamps

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

The host of the Man Show on Dry Bar. Funny and accurate.

[@marycook1644]

That was so funny !! Nice to see Adam !

[@zerosometime5655]

You could say “you have a boat you could sleep in overnight… but only one of you has to”

[@theTRUTHgroup]

It's great to see him working 'dry'. This is an amazing bit! :D

[@stjoeben]

😅😂😂 .. the last joke was worth the watch😅

[@championhairpuller]

Carolla is so clever and sharp. He can even be funny when not cursing!

[@happyappy19931]

What a concept!

[@Sirenhound]

You never feel that you have enough

[@texasoilfields]

This was fabulous. Good set Adam

[@AndyMaddog]

Every word is right.

[@videditorEB1]

AC killing as usual. Never miss a podcast, it’s generally hilarious. Good stuff!

[@artvandelay8030]

Oh sh8t.... falling out of my chair. Copper... A long way from the Man Show Adam. This is gold.

[@EddyPENN-4]

Brilliant stuff!

[@Dfturcott]

He forgot his best one, On a first name basis with a judge

[@moiramarriott4403]

So true. So funny.😂

[@Meh-j9s]

This is gold!

[@lwivv9052]

Alex Winter catching strays at an Adam Carolla Dry Bar set. Way to keep things interesting, Universe.

[@wishmakr]

This was a pretty clever set.

[@starshipgraffiti]

Now that is funny

[@drewp1974]

You have several cars on your front yard,,:::: All Porsches or all rusted on blocks

[@teddygoodluckiii5013]

Good job, Adam, for a dry bar appearance..😅😂

[@nicolehubbard3536]

Very clever and funny!

[@MG-iy1oh]

not bad at all! very original!

[@Tears77529]

This was so great! And zero cursing and sex! Wowzer! By far funnier than any foul mouthed delivery or comedy!

[@fatmonkey4716]

Purely subjective.

[@Tears77529]

@fatmonkey4716 There's no accounting for taste.

[@ianmackenzie686]

Freakin' brilliant!

[@D.Will.C.]

Guess we'll see how that Jay Z and Beyonce reference works out in 6 months........

[@nucleargrizzly1776]

What if the career of Man-Ayz takes off?

[@joetunon]

Great bit!

[@drewp1974]

We used to do this Rich Poor bit on the radio. Years ago

[@rmmccarthy1240]

Great job.

[@mrchano5452]

Pretty good

[@ranchopatriot]

Excellent.

[@TubeAngst]

I miss Adam when he was on KROQ

[@Wahinies]

Was that 106.7?

[@TubeAngst]

@@Wahinies Yes

[@TheSuburban15]

I drive a Scion. Does that count? I'm not feeling good about it. Oooh! I also have a pretty good idea what copper scrap goes for.

[@kftc1980]

Nah, it’s a Toyota.

[@bite-sizedshorts9635]

I only keep up with the cost of aluminum. We got $26 the last time we turned in cans.

[@jasonwills6694]

Another of his, "you own a Samuri Sword". Good stuff Adam

[@linda5562]

Funny man 😂

[@roberthawthorne8396]

Good stuff

[@rayakoth]

Bravo.

[@mitchellhedden1978]

You drive your car extremely slowly over speed bumps.

[@SeeTheWholeTruth]

.... " You cant stand how close theses jokes make you feel commonality!"

[@Astartes-g9h]

That was amazing.

[@billirons6277]

That was so good

[@kiemc1855]

Hilarious

[@ellesuzanne4648]

omg,he actually made so much sense!!

[@yahainHotPink]

😂😂😂😂😂 Nice

[@razzmovies8045]

You’ve been Rosed 🌹

[@gordonstarship]

Adam brought me here. I heard him talk about his clean set

[@travisjazzbo3490]

Very creative

[@WhaSup70x7]

So happy to see Adam Carolla on Drybar! 💜👏👏👏

[@BEACHDUDE71]

This is funny and true 😂

[@johnnybravo3869]

I remember an episode of Jerry Seinfeld's Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Norm MacDonald, where they talked about doing clean comedy. I also remember Norm's "roast" of Bob Saget, and I think he would've killed on a Dry Bar special.

[@cptrikester2671]

Funny and I know the going rate for copper.

[@porchdog3430]

GET IT ON ACEMAN 😂

[@Hazaerdt]

More recent (post-2000) brands of cars that no longer exist: Plymouth, Oldsmobile, Mercury, Saturn, Pontiac

[@rexwest]

My fave old one he did was "owns a sword"

[@lloydcastleton]

If you think about what happens around Memphis, TN this bit gets funnier thanCalifornia by 1,000%

[@TheeSamuelNelson]

You work on the weekends. You either are rich or poor

[@rangerange1427]

And now it’s time for Juggy’s jumping on trampolines

[@ericsred5440]

Well played Carolla.

[@sgtpepperz25]

This is funny AF.

[@lunchbox7737]

as adam gets older he is starting to look more and more like steve o lol

[@dimpyra]

If you marry your cousin you are either rich or poor

[@jadedandbitter]

That's a GOOD one.

[@GeadheadNV]

I'll add, you live in an RV.

[@tractordirt]

Brilliant

[@dncprncss]

He missed the elephant in the room - neither rich nor poor pay taxes.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

Here are a couple more: neither have a steady job (rich people are on boards, invest, etc but don't have a regular 9/5 jobs. Poor people usually have weird jobs that are odd hours or don't work at all) if they wear pajamas out in public (rich guy in his silk robe walking around the expensive hotel and poor dude walking to the gas station to get lotto tickets and smokes in his pjs) open air parts of the house (rich person has an open air zen garden right off of the living room in the middle of the mansion, poor person has a hole in the roof so bad sunlight is coming through)