Ride to Hell Retribution Gameplay and Commentary

This is the greatest biking of All Time

[@bracedfob9188]

What if...the reason. that the game is so buggy is because its Jake's mind breaking down and tearing itself apart, because he feels that it was his fault Micky died...

[@deceptiveauto]

that would make this one of the most artistic games out there.

[@tact1calbanana388]

deceptiveauto let's not get too ahead of ourselves here

[@countatharhus7924]

Genius

[@ranggasatriapratama6337]

yo that's deep

[@D3VIOUS24]

I felt that deep in my anus

[@KasranFox]

"is that supposed to be a human? they're just giving the title away these days"

[@dorian4191]

4 years have passed

[@Nonexistent_creature]

5 years have passed

[@mrdavine]

72 years have passed. I still remember when humans were a thing.

[@hotpikachu]

@@mrdavine newly flawed humans with blood abilities have taken over, weak humans are no more. The year is 2093 earth is inhabited with robots and flawed humans. The government no longer cares for crimes its a mess and the president is a roomba

[@hei7846]

7 years have passed

[@PieALaMode]

That "Yipee," was so beautiful and full of life. *sniffles*

[@giancarlo418]

Dam

[@yakuza9312]

Dam

[@KingmasterRespawn]

Dam

[@dannydark5802]

Please tell me when Charlie says “Yipee.”

[@Goaty_1]

@@dannydark5802 8:23

[@Whiplash4]

Quotes from Cr1tikal: (monotone voice) "Yippie."

[@dorian4191]

5 years have passed

[@widerrapier5394]

Quotes From Cr1rikal (In monotone voice) "YEE FUCKIN HAW"

[@storkplant1123]

its called ride to hell cause you keep falling through the ground haha ...........................................get it

[@Niganeiniganei]

yep

[@Jaxv3r]

I remember you're the one who said "if someone replies to my comment is gae" and you comment to yourself

[@Jaxv3r]

damn me for be a fast typer qq

[@storkplant1123]

jasper castillo nope

[@TheAndrewj96]

3:01 FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE

[@Jebu911]

Ahh i remember that refrence. I was wondering would it happend here

[@thepie193]

F L Y O F F T O O T H E R I G H T A N D E X P L O D E E V R Y T I M E F O R N O R E A S O N

[@IIFM54]

Joeee

[@goose4233]

@@IIFM54 mama

[@Radiatical]

Ride To Enlightenment: The Final Frontier

[@MyCrash97]

You follow the Legacy of John Adams, one of the founding fathers, throughout the game he will help the lost Jake Conway and the "Tall sack of shit" Mikey. You will bang women fully clothed with a "Yipee...." and train to learn the Ultimate Suplex. Rated 15 Release Date: 2015

[@coolkoby]

IGN "Like Skyrim with bikes." 15/10

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

ShadowHunterSora You also must battle evil book clubs and demonic roads that vanish to trap their victims in an abyss. All in Jake Conway's quest for tranquility.

[@RocketGurney]

ShadowHunterSora I'd play it.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

magor macho I literally can't stop laughing

[@klarkcent7606]

I’m Jake Conway and this is my Ride to Hell. I ride here with my bike and my son, Mikey, and in 9:27 minutes I’ve learned one thing. You never know when I'm gonna fall through that road.

[@godawful5600]

pure gold hahaha

[@AxuPlays]

I would pay handsomely for a game that just has the powersliding amongst the floating rocks at 3:57, while a sea of turquoise matter surrounds me as some country hero strums his guitar gently in the background.

[@dumbproductions2958]

Sounds like a world from the first 3 spyro games

[@AxuPlays]

@@dumbproductions2958 Yeah, Spyro had the most badass motorcycle.

[@dumbproductions2958]

@@AxuPlays I was talking about the environment

[@djtjpain]

I would too tbh that guitar is real nice

[@stalinfortime8456]

@@dumbproductions2958 but what about the motorcycle?

[@XradicalD]

"Did it hit a land mine!? What the hell is going on here!?" I died.

[@dorian4191]

Are you alive yet

[@XradicalD]

@@dorian4191 came back after that to write that comment, so yeah, I think.

[@spidelated]

I died as well. Guess it's time to live as a ghost

[@MrHostile12]

Those driving parts remind me of a certain game that includes driving rigs that are big.

[@boogiewoogie5996]

Roblox motorcycle tycoon?

[@soimunac1993]

luke waluk right

[@Ratciclefan]

Rig Bigs?

[@Victor-kv4jt]

Big Rigs. And both these games are abominations

[@Ratciclefan]

Now I kinda want to see Charlie play Big Rigs, if he didn't already.

[@BigNerd583]

Ride to Tranquility Respiration 2: Jake Conway's Suplex Legacy

[@shaunblake101]

bonus pack of passive aggressive biking

[@BigNerd583]

*Power Sliding

[@samwisegamgee1243]

I forever know this game as "the motorcycle game with crappy sex scenes." I still remember my disappointment when I encountered them the first time. It's like promising a kid a hoverboard but instead giving them a Playskool tricycle. =/ Also, Conway always looks like he's munching on his bottom lip.

[@LittleRedHatter247]

"Is this a shortcut?" "There's another bike with me this time so at least I'm not lonely" "Why have you done this" I'm laughing so hard omfg I needed a good laugh

[@johnlennon2202]

Road*

[@gabyzin0w0]

"It's just a man the road, the sky, the ground, the road and the sky... WTF!!!"

[@vexedev]

I lost it at "Going for the suplex!"

[@patrickandrews1692]

vexe what did you lose?

[@TheALPHA1550]

+Patrick Andrews Who knows

[@thegreenfaction]

+Patrick Andrews his sides?

[@mons3020]

+vexe I call this one:the kama-suplex

[@sebastiancastellanos9527]

+vexe Where can i find that part xD

[@smolgrizzly4608]

Jokes aside, the scenery around 3:40 - 3:50 looked actually cool.

[@HeliosEffect]

"OH SHIT JAKE CONWAY IS GOING FOR THE SUPLEX"

[@mulamaster9]

So many years later and it still kills me xD

[@chugwhiskey6605]

Charlie really got to play Cyberpunk: 2077, 7 years before it came out, and it’s even better then than when it released recently.

[@simplyhorrendous]

To everyone that thinks he fuvked with the game, no. This is the actual game.

[@genesisosuna]

Cr1tikal has not changed at all. That's dedication

[@Gemidori]

2:54 His rising confusion leading to him being spooked by the random explosion just _makes_ this part lol

[@danielplainview2584]

THOSE FUCKING NECKS.

[@Furahri]

This game is so bad, and it looks so fucking fun.

[@archimedesbird3439]

A great concept, but so poorly executed...

[@shaunblake101]

Archimedes Bird i agree, maybe if they made it so that the level actually loaded all the way, not leave portions of the the road unloaded.

[@SaintGat99]

This is the only time I've actually seen Cr1tikal mad

[@hm77065]

Watch his "Sleeping Dogs Error" video

[@loanlybastard1987]

"I'm just watching three assholes... BE THREE ASSHOLES!"

[@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit]

"That save now belongs to the IMPOUND LOT!"

[@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit]

***** "It starts me AT the bullshit."

[@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit]

***** The buttons DO NOTHING.

[@niccilomachiaveli]

YOU CALLIN ME A DUMMY, BOY?

[@nej3157]

Na, actually thanks it was nice of you to say that.

[@dr.seabear3456]

Ok so, the opening scene is at a military base, and it's a flashback, so he's obviously still in the military. He would be fined the SHIT out of him for all those tattoos

[@preems2339]

also, no one who's still in the military is allowed to have long hair

[@trequor]

you sure? I know loads of military dudes with tattoos

[@Ephraim32]

Dr. Seabear fined? Shit he'd be NJPd if he got em during his time in the service. If not demoted. But you can have tats that meet certain regulations in the military and they are beginning to get lax again.

[@itspice8737]

Are tattoos not allowed?

[@automan224]

@@itspice8737 I imagine in the 70s (time period of the game) they wouldn’t be allowed

[@RemoteSynergy]

At first, I thought this guy's commentary was a literal joke until I heard what he actually said. This video is gold and made me laugh to death

[@felicianomiko]

I just looked this game up after Yatzee tore it a new everything. This commentary was hilarious. Your dead pan delivery had me worried at first, but it's perfect. Love it.

[@furry8263]

OK

[@LucasFlemi]

"Why have you done this road?" Fucking lost it.

[@stoliez]

"why have you done this road" "road to tranquility" "yipee" why is he so cute here *dies*

[@metaltrombone549]

Just stopping by to let you know about the likes on this comment

[@Ublivion01]

I can’t mentally like this comment it’s number is too perfect

[@anubishatesme7932]

@@Ublivion01 someone ruined it...

[@Ublivion01]

Razor Wolf NOOOO

[@morgangascoigne5453]

worst game and best commentator a good recipe for amazingness

[@emptysurname]

"It's also my sky." But Cr1tikal, it's No Man's Sky.

[@Overqualification]

Holy shit you predicted a game

[@liamjm9278]

@@Overqualification No they didn't.

[@Overqualification]

Liamjm 10 month old comment bud.

[@liamjm9278]

@@Overqualification So?

[@Overqualification]

Liamjm So? Screw off trying to revive a dead comment thread.

[@tomerh1234]

Cr1tikal, it really sucks that you dont get the love you should get you deserve so much more, with everything... the fact that you give you're money to charity and do this to make people laugh, the fact that you dont care what people do with your video's... i really love you and i hope you will get by you money problems

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

I don't know if Cr1ikal is being sarcastic or if he genuinely likes this game.

[@ChocolateMilkMage]

I don't think anyone can like this game.

[@timmytacoburrito]

Man, it's crazy to think this is how Charlie used to be. But then again, it isn't. He's come so far, and he's grown so much. I'm really happy to see just how much Charlie has grown. It's been a blast

[@chillvibes9626]

"Alright now were talkin!" Falls through road "....why do you do this road...."

[@vidyajamesu]

This looked like could have been good. That melee combat seemed especially promising. Man, fuck publishers.

[@djvibe3458]

Must have been EA.

[@SC4211]

Bethesda should have had control. Can you imagine a biker version of Fallout, where you ride your Hog everywhere exploring a wasteland, getting into fistfights with dumbasses who think they can come with at you? That would be so goddamn cool. And while I'm on a Bethesda boner, Bethesda needs to make a pirate game. Oh yeah.

[@SC4211]

*Come wide at you.

[@lillian4057]

+I'm The Saint If Bethesda was in charge of this game, it'd be even more buggy and broken and probably just as bad.

[@SC4211]

+Lillian H. Based on the Behesda games I've played thus far, I have to disagree. Sure they're buggy, but they sure as hell are not this bad. Give them SOME credit. Besides, I'm looking more at the aspect of open world exploration and various quests that can have different outcomes. That would be awesome with a badass biker aspect. Hey... your icon is that silent girl from Disgaea, right? Cool. Disgaea rules.

[@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976]

“Bitch, it’s my road!” *“It’s also my sky!”*

[@fdj4601]

Riveting. Wonderful emotion makes this video powerful and moving.

[@beexor9693]

Watching this in 2019 is like discovering a time capsule hidden underground.

[@QFizzle1992]

This game got labeled as one of the worst games of all time on Wikipedia...

[@fmeup_freeman4869]

i also heard that this game suppose to have a trilogy, not sure if the other 2 games are ever going to be in production or even be remembered

[@QFizzle1992]

Oh fuck that's just hilarious. A trilogy?! Waaaahahahahahaha

[@dannydorrito2315]

whats the sequel going to be shipped in a bag full of tared thats saids ride tro hell 2?

[@dannydorrito2315]

MrTheSuperMarioBros tard not tared

[@combatbenyamin]

Know what's even worse? The original game and trailer had a lot of promise and potential. It was pretty much open world biker GTA.

[@hamedo6111]

7:38 Is someone filming a porn scene? holy shit...

[@nspcrazy1122]

"That's your shoulder, this is my hand." -Ancient proverb

[@LiamDERPwhalegames]

5:00 you mean no man's sky

[@YinDragon665]

8:12 I thought I'd seen everything with the sky roads and sky people, but that man has no eyes!

[@Elixzrr]

This is one of his best videos

[@Schlgrl_]

Holy moly the colors and textures were almost realistic but those leg proportions

[@WalterWhite-th7qu]

Were you serious? The graphics looked ugly, i've seen better looking games from early 2000s

[@yostupidsaywhat]

The more I watch cr1tikal, the more I fall in love with him and the more I wonder about his sex life and I why I'm not a part of it.

[@nobody0]

you make me uncomfortable

[@paulsenseney5499]

I like this person.

[@plaham7288]

To kinds of people.

[@plaham7288]

Two*

[@paulsenseney5499]

^^^

[@ekswfrenwn7]

"My bike's got a mind of it's own, and the only thing on my bike's mind, is SPEED. Too fuckin' fast."This is epic shit right there.

[@user-dnf83n0s8sg9u]

0:34 "You've grown up to be one tall sack of shit" "Don't look so sad Mikey you're a tall sack of shit!" Even back then penguinz was stressing about the height

[@behindthememesabortedfetus6884]

Where you goin', Cherry Pie?

[@turnsout689]

These kinds of videos where you cut together 10 minutes of a longer game session are my favorites of yours because I think you come out with better stuff when you get properly engrossed into a game.

[@VaeVictisXIII]

your commentary is the stuff of legends!

[@6235river]

Oh god this is one of the funniest ones he's done in a long time. All his videos are hilarious but I could not stop laughing throughout this video omfg.

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

I sure hope Mikey learned his lesson.

[@dren7251]

KZbin really knows how to recommend these classics

[@RinsedCheeks]

still better than Battlefield 2042

[@TheEternalMustache]

When he was doing the powerslide of peace, I felt genuinely relaxed. Critikal's powerful voice, mingling with soft acoustic guitars... the splendid mountains an floating road... I feel great.

[@Flowerfairyy27]

"Don't be sad Mikey you're a tall piece of shit." 💀💀

[@dolpin4539]

1:35 "good news Mikey they will never look here for us" Mikey proceeds to ascend to a separate plane of existance.

[@brycetoth]

The ending part where his arm was stuck and his face kept switching between angry and neutral had me dying 😂 I love your videos on these shite games

[@GTAstuntes1]

Yea man, he is like such a good man, he even doesn't takes money that he gets from his video's, he gives it to charity, this man deserves i don't know a big statue in some place.

[@Pinhead721]

Anyone else watching this in 2022

[@fightingfoos]

I'm always happy when Cr1tikal uploads a video, but I'm especially happy that he uploaded this video, which is longer than usual, when he's going through some personal shit as well. I'm glad he can keep the videos coming so far.

[@middleagedmutantninjaturtle18]

Who's watching the old videos of Charlie in 2021?

[@Swimmys]

"Are you calling me a dummy boy? Yeah actually thank you that was nice of you to say that"

[@memeclips704]

5:58 He was able to get through because he was being a pacifist. And as soon as he starts killing again, the road disappears.

[@TTKMKaizen]

It's a shame this game turned out the way it did, it looks as though it had the makings of a fairly decent B-Rated title. Good character models, nice textures, even the bikes looked convincing, unlike some other games that look like a 2 y ear old designed them. If only it weren't for the game breaking disappearing roads and bad voice acting, this game might actually be worth $15.

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

Ya, it had the makings of a true masterpiece.

[@TTKMKaizen]

M.C. Ballyhoo Woah, I wouldn't go that far ;)

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

TTKMKaizen Cmon, killing,sex,and awesome Harleys. If you ever see anything better then that then I do too!

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

Any other video games, that is.

[@igetboredproductions]

TTKMKaizen Actually, this really would have turned out to be a great game if it came out how it was intended. It was going to be an open world where you could freely hop on your bike and drive around like GTA style. However, it was made with an indie developer budget and suffered a lot for being too ambitious. What we got was this. It makes you feel bad for the developers.

[@RandomPinguin1]

"Am i driving in the city of bad parking decisions" no cr1tikal, you are not driving on new jersey

[@KumiesCummies]

Is this the final version of Days Gone?

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

No it's the 3rd Alpha demo beta early access version.

[@binhboong2008]

They should change the game's title to "The Ride to Enlightenment: The Final Frontier"...

[@CloudyFilmMaker]

Cr1Tikal is my favorite LPer, I mean. He doesn't even care if people subscribe/watch. He doesn't take requests really or anything. He just does shit and it's fucking hilarious. Props.

[@Daedalus4]

7:04 He rode from the sky like a fucking Valkyrie

[@paladinanderson8433]

Recommended to me in 2023

[@keiros1]

holy shit mikey's neck is really fucking long

[@Ungulates]

This was your best one. It had the widest range of emotion I've heard from you yet. "Why have you done this, road?"

[@idontknow20404]

The lost and dammed could never

[@fajewger2]

Dude the way you were awkward and fumbling for words in your last video showed the sincerity of how you really felt about your current situation. You are a humble person and do care about your fans. Thanks!

[@aaaaea9268]

~My mind has got a mind of its own

[@Goremocker]

My ribs hurt from the end there, where Jake's arm was just floating there. I can barely breath from laughing so hard.

[@hardman666]

thanks I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.

[@kurpoof-]

This was the best birthday present ever, thank you for posting it on my 18th ;3

[@Ratciclefan]

8:23 - YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Also, these characters' bodies are really disproportionate.

[@Umur64]

OH MY GOD DUDE OH MY GOD I PLAYED THAT GAME A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID AND LOVED IT THEN I STOPPED AND FORGOT NAME I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER IT FOREVER AT LEAST 4 YEARS HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE MY HERO

[@brizzlefizzle]

when you just fell off the road i died

[@censored116]

One of the best commentaries so far!

[@ognyannedev5979]

You will be a great father

[@mayhem4masses363]

I've watched Two Best Friends play this, Nerd3, and a few others, and this by far is the funniest Let's Play I have ever seen for this game!

[@r3ddz_wrld]

this guy’s hilarious 😭

[@kiulam2846]

"The most peacful slide I ever seen, I can..." I almost laughed to die

[@neonseacow]

this was fucking great

[@mattlowder]

Critikal, you do good here. I'm not saying anything sarcastic. You give people smiles and laughter and sometimes your channel is the only place some people get it. A lot of people thank you, and we're all your friends.

[@Fredbob392]

Seeing how many tries it takes people to figure out what the hell the key to slide is probably my favorite part of seeing someone play this horrible game.

[@Zimmathon]

This is the greatest Yipee of all time.

[@colleenpitts9691]

had to pause it because I was laughing so hard

[@juneboo-kitten7286]

"Am I just driving my motorcycle in the of bad parking decisions? This is absolutely outlandish." -Cr1TiKaL (That part where his bike explodes, BEST TIMING IN THE ANUS OF HISTORY)

[@Purpledlime]

pafp

[@daveman11q]

this is more like a ride to tranquility.lol

[@sowhazupguy]

my bike has a mind of its own, and the only thing on my bikes mind, is speed. greatest thing i ever heard

[@stonedapeb]

the bugs in this game... they are insane

[@TooMuchSascha]

This game has more bugs than if Aliens: Colonial Marines were developed by Bethesda softworks

[@xDovahOG]

HammerNHook But here's the thing: Bethesda's games may be buggy, but at least they were playable.

[@TooMuchSascha]

xDovah But of course

[@dalejeremiah08]

fantastic game, fantastic graphics very good voice acting and well coded and designed by the developers