What if...the reason. that the game is so buggy is because its Jake's mind breaking down and tearing itself apart, because he feels that it was his fault Micky died...
@deceptiveauto7 жыл бұрын
that would make this one of the most artistic games out there.
@tact1calbanana3887 жыл бұрын
deceptiveauto let's not get too ahead of ourselves here
@countatharhus79245 жыл бұрын
Genius
@ranggasatriapratama63375 жыл бұрын
yo that's deep
@D3VIOUS245 жыл бұрын
I felt that deep in my anus
@KasranFox9 жыл бұрын
"is that supposed to be a human? they're just giving the title away these days"
@dorian41914 жыл бұрын
4 years have passed
@Nonexistent_creature3 жыл бұрын
5 years have passed
@mrdavine3 жыл бұрын
72 years have passed. I still remember when humans were a thing.
@hotpikachu3 жыл бұрын
@@mrdavine newly flawed humans with blood abilities have taken over, weak humans are no more. The year is 2093 earth is inhabited with robots and flawed humans. The government no longer cares for crimes its a mess and the president is a roomba
@hei7846 Жыл бұрын
7 years have passed
@PieALaMode10 жыл бұрын
That "Yipee," was so beautiful and full of life. *sniffles*
@giancarlo4183 жыл бұрын
Dam
@yakuza93123 жыл бұрын
Dam
@KingmasterRespawn3 жыл бұрын
Dam
@dannydark58022 жыл бұрын
Please tell me when Charlie says “Yipee.”
@Goaty_12 жыл бұрын
@@dannydark5802 8:23
@Whiplash49 жыл бұрын
Quotes from Cr1tikal: (monotone voice) "Yippie."
@dorian41914 жыл бұрын
5 years have passed
@widerrapier53943 жыл бұрын
Quotes From Cr1rikal (In monotone voice) "YEE FUCKIN HAW"
@storkplant11238 жыл бұрын
its called ride to hell cause you keep falling through the ground haha ...........................................get it
@Niganeiniganei8 жыл бұрын
yep
@Jaxv3r8 жыл бұрын
I remember you're the one who said "if someone replies to my comment is gae" and you comment to yourself
@Jaxv3r8 жыл бұрын
damn me for be a fast typer qq
@storkplant11238 жыл бұрын
jasper castillo nope
@TheAndrewj967 жыл бұрын
3:01 FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE
@Jebu9116 жыл бұрын
Ahh i remember that refrence. I was wondering would it happend here
@thepie1936 жыл бұрын
F L Y O F F T O O T H E R I G H T A N D E X P L O D E E V R Y T I M E F O R N O R E A S O N
@IIFM545 жыл бұрын
Joeee
@goose42333 жыл бұрын
@@IIFM54 mama
@Radiatical10 жыл бұрын
Ride To Enlightenment: The Final Frontier
@MyCrash9710 жыл бұрын
You follow the Legacy of John Adams, one of the founding fathers, throughout the game he will help the lost Jake Conway and the "Tall sack of shit" Mikey. You will bang women fully clothed with a "Yipee...." and train to learn the Ultimate Suplex. Rated 15 Release Date: 2015
@coolkoby10 жыл бұрын
IGN "Like Skyrim with bikes." 15/10
@TheAlmightyLoli10 жыл бұрын
ShadowHunterSora You also must battle evil book clubs and demonic roads that vanish to trap their victims in an abyss. All in Jake Conway's quest for tranquility.
@RocketGurney10 жыл бұрын
ShadowHunterSora I'd play it.
@rougenarwhal837810 жыл бұрын
magor macho I literally can't stop laughing
@klarkcent76068 жыл бұрын
I’m Jake Conway and this is my Ride to Hell. I ride here with my bike and my son, Mikey, and in 9:27 minutes I’ve learned one thing. You never know when I'm gonna fall through that road.
@godawful56008 жыл бұрын
pure gold hahaha
@AxuPlays9 жыл бұрын
I would pay handsomely for a game that just has the powersliding amongst the floating rocks at 3:57, while a sea of turquoise matter surrounds me as some country hero strums his guitar gently in the background.
@dumbproductions29583 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a world from the first 3 spyro games
@AxuPlays3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbproductions2958 Yeah, Spyro had the most badass motorcycle.
@dumbproductions29583 жыл бұрын
@@AxuPlays I was talking about the environment
@djtjpain3 жыл бұрын
I would too tbh that guitar is real nice
@stalinfortime8456 Жыл бұрын
@@dumbproductions2958 but what about the motorcycle?
@XradicalD10 жыл бұрын
"Did it hit a land mine!? What the hell is going on here!?" I died.
@dorian41914 жыл бұрын
Are you alive yet
@XradicalD4 жыл бұрын
@@dorian4191 came back after that to write that comment, so yeah, I think.
@spidelated11 ай бұрын
I died as well. Guess it's time to live as a ghost
@MrHostile1210 жыл бұрын
Those driving parts remind me of a certain game that includes driving rigs that are big.
@boogiewoogie59966 жыл бұрын
Roblox motorcycle tycoon?
@soimunac19936 жыл бұрын
luke waluk right
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Rig Bigs?
@Victor-kv4jt6 жыл бұрын
Big Rigs. And both these games are abominations
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Now I kinda want to see Charlie play Big Rigs, if he didn't already.
@BigNerd58310 жыл бұрын
Ride to Tranquility Respiration 2: Jake Conway's Suplex Legacy
@shaunblake10110 жыл бұрын
bonus pack of passive aggressive biking
@BigNerd58310 жыл бұрын
*Power Sliding
@samwisegamgee12438 жыл бұрын
I forever know this game as "the motorcycle game with crappy sex scenes." I still remember my disappointment when I encountered them the first time. It's like promising a kid a hoverboard but instead giving them a Playskool tricycle. =/ Also, Conway always looks like he's munching on his bottom lip.
@LittleRedHatter24710 жыл бұрын
"Is this a shortcut?" "There's another bike with me this time so at least I'm not lonely" "Why have you done this" I'm laughing so hard omfg I needed a good laugh
@johnlennon22025 жыл бұрын
Road*
@gabyzin0w02 жыл бұрын
"It's just a man the road, the sky, the ground, the road and the sky... WTF!!!"
@vexedev10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Going for the suplex!"
@patrickandrews16929 жыл бұрын
vexe what did you lose?
@TheALPHA15509 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Andrews Who knows
@thegreenfaction9 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Andrews his sides?
@mons30209 жыл бұрын
+vexe I call this one:the kama-suplex
@sebastiancastellanos95279 жыл бұрын
+vexe Where can i find that part xD
@smolgrizzly46083 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, the scenery around 3:40 - 3:50 looked actually cool.
@HeliosEffect8 жыл бұрын
"OH SHIT JAKE CONWAY IS GOING FOR THE SUPLEX"
@mulamaster97 күн бұрын
So many years later and it still kills me xD
@chugwhiskey66053 жыл бұрын
Charlie really got to play Cyberpunk: 2077, 7 years before it came out, and it’s even better then than when it released recently.
@simplyhorrendous6 жыл бұрын
To everyone that thinks he fuvked with the game, no. This is the actual game.
@genesisosuna4 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal has not changed at all. That's dedication
@Gemidori3 жыл бұрын
2:54 His rising confusion leading to him being spooked by the random explosion just _makes_ this part lol
@danielplainview25849 жыл бұрын
THOSE FUCKING NECKS.
@Furahri10 жыл бұрын
This game is so bad, and it looks so fucking fun.
@archimedesbird343910 жыл бұрын
A great concept, but so poorly executed...
@shaunblake10110 жыл бұрын
Archimedes Bird i agree, maybe if they made it so that the level actually loaded all the way, not leave portions of the the road unloaded.
@SaintGat9910 жыл бұрын
This is the only time I've actually seen Cr1tikal mad
@hm7706510 жыл бұрын
Watch his "Sleeping Dogs Error" video
@loanlybastard198710 жыл бұрын
"I'm just watching three assholes... BE THREE ASSHOLES!"
@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit9 жыл бұрын
"That save now belongs to the IMPOUND LOT!"
@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit9 жыл бұрын
***** "It starts me AT the bullshit."
@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit9 жыл бұрын
***** The buttons DO NOTHING.
@niccilomachiaveli8 жыл бұрын
YOU CALLIN ME A DUMMY, BOY?
@nej31578 жыл бұрын
Na, actually thanks it was nice of you to say that.
@dr.seabear34568 жыл бұрын
Ok so, the opening scene is at a military base, and it's a flashback, so he's obviously still in the military. He would be fined the SHIT out of him for all those tattoos
@preems23398 жыл бұрын
also, no one who's still in the military is allowed to have long hair
@trequor7 жыл бұрын
you sure? I know loads of military dudes with tattoos
@Ephraim327 жыл бұрын
Dr. Seabear fined? Shit he'd be NJPd if he got em during his time in the service. If not demoted. But you can have tats that meet certain regulations in the military and they are beginning to get lax again.
@itspice87375 жыл бұрын
Are tattoos not allowed?
@automan2243 жыл бұрын
@@itspice8737 I imagine in the 70s (time period of the game) they wouldn’t be allowed
@RemoteSynergy9 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought this guy's commentary was a literal joke until I heard what he actually said. This video is gold and made me laugh to death
@felicianomiko10 жыл бұрын
I just looked this game up after Yatzee tore it a new everything. This commentary was hilarious. Your dead pan delivery had me worried at first, but it's perfect. Love it.
@furry82633 жыл бұрын
OK
@LucasFlemi11 жыл бұрын
"Why have you done this road?" Fucking lost it.
@stoliez10 жыл бұрын
"why have you done this road" "road to tranquility" "yipee" why is he so cute here *dies*
@metaltrombone5495 жыл бұрын
Just stopping by to let you know about the likes on this comment
@Ublivion014 жыл бұрын
I can’t mentally like this comment it’s number is too perfect
@anubishatesme79324 жыл бұрын
@@Ublivion01 someone ruined it...
@Ublivion014 жыл бұрын
Razor Wolf NOOOO
@morgangascoigne545310 жыл бұрын
worst game and best commentator a good recipe for amazingness
@emptysurname10 жыл бұрын
"It's also my sky." But Cr1tikal, it's No Man's Sky.
@Overqualification5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you predicted a game
@liamjm92784 жыл бұрын
@@Overqualification No they didn't.
@Overqualification4 жыл бұрын
Liamjm 10 month old comment bud.
@liamjm92784 жыл бұрын
@@Overqualification So?
@Overqualification4 жыл бұрын
Liamjm So? Screw off trying to revive a dead comment thread.
@tomerh123411 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal, it really sucks that you dont get the love you should get you deserve so much more, with everything... the fact that you give you're money to charity and do this to make people laugh, the fact that you dont care what people do with your video's... i really love you and i hope you will get by you money problems
@TheAlmightyLoli10 жыл бұрын
I don't know if Cr1ikal is being sarcastic or if he genuinely likes this game.
@ChocolateMilkMage10 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone can like this game.
@timmytacoburrito2 жыл бұрын
Man, it's crazy to think this is how Charlie used to be. But then again, it isn't. He's come so far, and he's grown so much. I'm really happy to see just how much Charlie has grown. It's been a blast
@chillvibes962610 жыл бұрын
"Alright now were talkin!" Falls through road "....why do you do this road...."
@vidyajamesu9 жыл бұрын
This looked like could have been good. That melee combat seemed especially promising. Man, fuck publishers.
@djvibe34588 жыл бұрын
Must have been EA.
@SC42118 жыл бұрын
Bethesda should have had control. Can you imagine a biker version of Fallout, where you ride your Hog everywhere exploring a wasteland, getting into fistfights with dumbasses who think they can come with at you? That would be so goddamn cool. And while I'm on a Bethesda boner, Bethesda needs to make a pirate game. Oh yeah.
@SC42118 жыл бұрын
*Come wide at you.
@lillian40578 жыл бұрын
+I'm The Saint If Bethesda was in charge of this game, it'd be even more buggy and broken and probably just as bad.
@SC42118 жыл бұрын
+Lillian H. Based on the Behesda games I've played thus far, I have to disagree. Sure they're buggy, but they sure as hell are not this bad. Give them SOME credit. Besides, I'm looking more at the aspect of open world exploration and various quests that can have different outcomes. That would be awesome with a badass biker aspect. Hey... your icon is that silent girl from Disgaea, right? Cool. Disgaea rules.
@jonathan_q_arbuckle19763 жыл бұрын
“Bitch, it’s my road!” *“It’s also my sky!”*
@fdj46019 жыл бұрын
Riveting. Wonderful emotion makes this video powerful and moving.
@beexor96935 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2019 is like discovering a time capsule hidden underground.
@QFizzle199210 жыл бұрын
This game got labeled as one of the worst games of all time on Wikipedia...
@fmeup_freeman486910 жыл бұрын
i also heard that this game suppose to have a trilogy, not sure if the other 2 games are ever going to be in production or even be remembered
@QFizzle199210 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck that's just hilarious. A trilogy?! Waaaahahahahahaha
@dannydorrito231510 жыл бұрын
whats the sequel going to be shipped in a bag full of tared thats saids ride tro hell 2?
@dannydorrito231510 жыл бұрын
MrTheSuperMarioBros tard not tared
@combatbenyamin10 жыл бұрын
Know what's even worse? The original game and trailer had a lot of promise and potential. It was pretty much open world biker GTA.
@hamedo61119 жыл бұрын
7:38 Is someone filming a porn scene? holy shit...
@nspcrazy11224 жыл бұрын
"That's your shoulder, this is my hand." -Ancient proverb
@LiamDERPwhalegames8 жыл бұрын
5:00 you mean no man's sky
@YinDragon66510 жыл бұрын
8:12 I thought I'd seen everything with the sky roads and sky people, but that man has no eyes!
@Elixzrr2 жыл бұрын
This is one of his best videos
@Schlgrl_9 жыл бұрын
Holy moly the colors and textures were almost realistic but those leg proportions
@WalterWhite-th7qu3 жыл бұрын
Were you serious? The graphics looked ugly, i've seen better looking games from early 2000s
@yostupidsaywhat10 жыл бұрын
The more I watch cr1tikal, the more I fall in love with him and the more I wonder about his sex life and I why I'm not a part of it.
@nobody010 жыл бұрын
you make me uncomfortable
@paulsenseney549910 жыл бұрын
I like this person.
@plaham728810 жыл бұрын
To kinds of people.
@plaham728810 жыл бұрын
Two*
@paulsenseney549910 жыл бұрын
^^^
@ekswfrenwn78 жыл бұрын
"My bike's got a mind of it's own, and the only thing on my bike's mind, is SPEED. Too fuckin' fast."This is epic shit right there.
@user-dnf83n0s8sg9u2 жыл бұрын
0:34 "You've grown up to be one tall sack of shit" "Don't look so sad Mikey you're a tall sack of shit!" Even back then penguinz was stressing about the height
@behindthememesabortedfetus68848 жыл бұрын
Where you goin', Cherry Pie?
@turnsout68911 жыл бұрын
These kinds of videos where you cut together 10 minutes of a longer game session are my favorites of yours because I think you come out with better stuff when you get properly engrossed into a game.
@VaeVictisXIII10 жыл бұрын
your commentary is the stuff of legends!
@6235river11 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is one of the funniest ones he's done in a long time. All his videos are hilarious but I could not stop laughing throughout this video omfg.
@m.c.ballyhoo14949 жыл бұрын
I sure hope Mikey learned his lesson.
@dren72513 жыл бұрын
KZbin really knows how to recommend these classics
@RinsedCheeks2 жыл бұрын
still better than Battlefield 2042
@TheEternalMustache11 жыл бұрын
When he was doing the powerslide of peace, I felt genuinely relaxed. Critikal's powerful voice, mingling with soft acoustic guitars... the splendid mountains an floating road... I feel great.
@Flowerfairyy27 Жыл бұрын
"Don't be sad Mikey you're a tall piece of shit." 💀💀
@dolpin45396 жыл бұрын
1:35 "good news Mikey they will never look here for us" Mikey proceeds to ascend to a separate plane of existance.
@brycetoth8 жыл бұрын
The ending part where his arm was stuck and his face kept switching between angry and neutral had me dying 😂 I love your videos on these shite games
@GTAstuntes111 жыл бұрын
Yea man, he is like such a good man, he even doesn't takes money that he gets from his video's, he gives it to charity, this man deserves i don't know a big statue in some place.
@Pinhead7212 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this in 2022
@fightingfoos11 жыл бұрын
I'm always happy when Cr1tikal uploads a video, but I'm especially happy that he uploaded this video, which is longer than usual, when he's going through some personal shit as well. I'm glad he can keep the videos coming so far.
@middleagedmutantninjaturtle183 жыл бұрын
Who's watching the old videos of Charlie in 2021?
@Swimmys7 жыл бұрын
"Are you calling me a dummy boy? Yeah actually thank you that was nice of you to say that"
@memeclips7048 ай бұрын
5:58 He was able to get through because he was being a pacifist. And as soon as he starts killing again, the road disappears.
@TTKMKaizen9 жыл бұрын
It's a shame this game turned out the way it did, it looks as though it had the makings of a fairly decent B-Rated title. Good character models, nice textures, even the bikes looked convincing, unlike some other games that look like a 2 y ear old designed them. If only it weren't for the game breaking disappearing roads and bad voice acting, this game might actually be worth $15.
@m.c.ballyhoo14949 жыл бұрын
Ya, it had the makings of a true masterpiece.
@TTKMKaizen9 жыл бұрын
M.C. Ballyhoo Woah, I wouldn't go that far ;)
@m.c.ballyhoo14949 жыл бұрын
TTKMKaizen Cmon, killing,sex,and awesome Harleys. If you ever see anything better then that then I do too!
@m.c.ballyhoo14949 жыл бұрын
Any other video games, that is.
@igetboredproductions9 жыл бұрын
TTKMKaizen Actually, this really would have turned out to be a great game if it came out how it was intended. It was going to be an open world where you could freely hop on your bike and drive around like GTA style. However, it was made with an indie developer budget and suffered a lot for being too ambitious. What we got was this. It makes you feel bad for the developers.
@RandomPinguin110 жыл бұрын
"Am i driving in the city of bad parking decisions" no cr1tikal, you are not driving on new jersey
@KumiesCummies8 жыл бұрын
Is this the final version of Days Gone?
@私の名前を翻訳しないでください7 жыл бұрын
No it's the 3rd Alpha demo beta early access version.
@binhboong200811 жыл бұрын
They should change the game's title to "The Ride to Enlightenment: The Final Frontier"...
@CloudyFilmMaker11 жыл бұрын
Cr1Tikal is my favorite LPer, I mean. He doesn't even care if people subscribe/watch. He doesn't take requests really or anything. He just does shit and it's fucking hilarious. Props.
@Daedalus49 жыл бұрын
7:04 He rode from the sky like a fucking Valkyrie
@paladinanderson8433 Жыл бұрын
Recommended to me in 2023
@keiros111 жыл бұрын
holy shit mikey's neck is really fucking long
@Ungulates10 жыл бұрын
This was your best one. It had the widest range of emotion I've heard from you yet. "Why have you done this, road?"
@idontknow204048 ай бұрын
The lost and dammed could never
@fajewger211 жыл бұрын
Dude the way you were awkward and fumbling for words in your last video showed the sincerity of how you really felt about your current situation. You are a humble person and do care about your fans. Thanks!
@aaaaea92684 жыл бұрын
~My mind has got a mind of its own
@Goremocker11 жыл бұрын
My ribs hurt from the end there, where Jake's arm was just floating there. I can barely breath from laughing so hard.
@hardman66610 жыл бұрын
thanks I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.
@kurpoof-11 жыл бұрын
This was the best birthday present ever, thank you for posting it on my 18th ;3
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
8:23 - YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Also, these characters' bodies are really disproportionate.
@Umur6411 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD DUDE OH MY GOD I PLAYED THAT GAME A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID AND LOVED IT THEN I STOPPED AND FORGOT NAME I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER IT FOREVER AT LEAST 4 YEARS HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE MY HERO
@brizzlefizzle4 жыл бұрын
when you just fell off the road i died
@censored11611 жыл бұрын
One of the best commentaries so far!
@ognyannedev597911 жыл бұрын
You will be a great father
@mayhem4masses36311 жыл бұрын
I've watched Two Best Friends play this, Nerd3, and a few others, and this by far is the funniest Let's Play I have ever seen for this game!
@r3ddz_wrld2 жыл бұрын
this guy’s hilarious 😭
@kiulam284610 жыл бұрын
"The most peacful slide I ever seen, I can..." I almost laughed to die
@neonseacow10 жыл бұрын
this was fucking great
@mattlowder11 жыл бұрын
Critikal, you do good here. I'm not saying anything sarcastic. You give people smiles and laughter and sometimes your channel is the only place some people get it. A lot of people thank you, and we're all your friends.
@Fredbob3928 жыл бұрын
Seeing how many tries it takes people to figure out what the hell the key to slide is probably my favorite part of seeing someone play this horrible game.
@Zimmathon3 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest Yipee of all time.
@colleenpitts96919 жыл бұрын
had to pause it because I was laughing so hard
@juneboo-kitten728610 жыл бұрын
"Am I just driving my motorcycle in the of bad parking decisions? This is absolutely outlandish." -Cr1TiKaL (That part where his bike explodes, BEST TIMING IN THE ANUS OF HISTORY)
@Purpledlime2 жыл бұрын
pafp
@daveman11q11 жыл бұрын
this is more like a ride to tranquility.lol
@sowhazupguy11 жыл бұрын
my bike has a mind of its own, and the only thing on my bikes mind, is speed. greatest thing i ever heard
@stonedapeb11 жыл бұрын
the bugs in this game... they are insane
@TooMuchSascha11 жыл бұрын
This game has more bugs than if Aliens: Colonial Marines were developed by Bethesda softworks
@xDovahOG11 жыл бұрын
HammerNHook But here's the thing: Bethesda's games may be buggy, but at least they were playable.
@TooMuchSascha10 жыл бұрын
xDovah But of course
@dalejeremiah084 жыл бұрын
fantastic game, fantastic graphics very good voice acting and well coded and designed by the developers