Rifftrax Shorts Quickies Vol. 2

[@DemonWarp65]

I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Look, he has other things to do. He just wanted to get it over with.

[@DemonWarp65]

@@WorldWar2freak94 Oh, you mean like golf and smoking?

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“ I love our walks together, Miss Kingsley. Can we discuss the dangers of drowning now?”

[@TheRogueWolf]

When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. ...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.

[@williamhiers1280]

Yeah, I was like, Jesus Christ... what were they thinking?

[@thinkbolt]

Ah, so I did hear that line right.

[@victorhernandez8723]

"You're a wildcard, Jimmy! You're off the force!"

[@meangreen8873]

"Kids just kneel in the back like gitmo prisoners." lmfao

[@ChocolatePiazza]

"One kick to the nuts; end of problem." One of the best pieces of advice ever!

[@cubey]

"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"

[@cronos222]

Cackle Fresh Eggs , was funny as hell !

[@victorhernandez8723]

"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound."

[@rimshot2952]

"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound". :)

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Trying to shop here? I should spit on you!"

[@iceprincess135]

“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier” Best. Line. EVER! I laughed so much I nearly cried.

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“Tony, I’m afraid your son is Danish. There’s nothing we can do.”

[@williamcrowe2576]

There are two types of sales help in a clothing store; "Social Hour" and "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Care".

[@victorhernandez8723]

"AAAH! SAFETY WOMAN! I'M IN HERE!"

[@victorhernandez8723]

"''Cause you're Canadian, eh?"

[@victorhernandez8723]

7:04 You heard of big-lipped alligator moments? Well, this is what I would call a big-lipped pillow moment.

[@1theemaxx]

"She brings him a towel and shows him where to hang it." i can't believe they let that go without a riff.

[@cremetangerine82]

thee maxx Too obvious?

[@Chillazilla2]

Reggie looks like a young Austin Powers.

[@kobra9794]

You musnt take the bush for granted

[@victorhernandez8723]

"How fun! A book that pulsates like an infected boil."

[@srbrant5391]

Kid's got a condensed paperback of the _Necronomicon._

[@cubey]

Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!

[@kurtreber9813]

She definitely re-positioned by about an inch, showing that she left and came back.... very precisely.

[@gamblinsw]

Fukin fresh eggs had me in bits 😅

[@skinsman3]

Cackle fresh eggs... lol !!!!

[@ethanmacdonald4133]

"It's raining nooses! The universe is telling Willy to stop being a wuss and go for it!"

[@Nightweaver1]

"Maybe your doll will disappear or your car will blow up. ... You want I should mess up your face?" Oh god that kid. That riff got me busting.

[@CalebMcFarland]

The bush is even more dangerous in Australia.

[@pixietwitch]

WHEN am I gonna learn not to drink anything while watching these? Darn near ruined my keyboard with hot chocolate.

[@HerosTheme]

"That kid needs to be led by the hand" lol, what a great set up line.

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Not the last time Elliot Ness and Al Capone would clash."

[@bibniebt]

“The Italian equivalent of a record scratch.”

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Reggie makes Rick Moranis look debonair."

[@elliottchrist]

4:07 - FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting? FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag. FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!

[@victorhernandez8723]

1:58 Ladies and Gentlemen, the origin story of Diamanda Hagen!

[@cremetangerine82]

Victor Hernandez While being harassed by a pint-size member of the Mafia!

[@RavnerRavner]

"ya want i should mess up ya face..." XD

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Wow! The original Toy Story was a lot grittier!"

[@PoisonInc]

Ever have a pillow with lips on it? Actually, keep that to yourself.

[@luisreyes1963]

I heard the Japanese are improving "pillow with lips" technology. 👄

[@Nightweaver1]

Yeah, that has some implications nowadays that I'm sure weren't considered 50 years ago.

[@YTRulesFromNM]

Oh, my God! What's he been doing to that pillow! 7:02

[@luisreyes1963]

Only Rifftrax could take serious issues & turn them into hilarious bits. 😆

[@vonzigle]

That talking pillow was hideous! 😖

[@PyrozPlayground]

It had that "not a floatation device" look to it. XD

[@undoneonion90]

"Soap tastes good!" :D

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

The man in the "bread and milk" part is the Otis of Mayberry actor.

[@TheAndrewj96]

4:11 That sound needs to be a meme or something.

[@jacqiball4293]

Reggie! Reg...Reggie! Go back into frame, Reggie! Reggie...Dammit, Reggie!

[@angbandsbane]

"Kid singlehandedly disproves Hitler's 'Master Race' theory." Oh, that's rich!

[@marccolten9801]

No, it's Reich.

[@srbrant5391]

That line always kills me.

[@meangreen8873]

lol that was a fucking burn.

[@choosecarefully408]

Is George W. Bush in this?

[@zhanefulp]

"A fall is practically guaranteed." "If you don't shatter your knee, we'll refund all your money." Soooooooo, when can I sign up for this?

[@ZeroArmour]

The guy at 7:50 does make a very good point about "The Bush". You should respect "The Bush".

[@kurtreber9813]

LOVE the bush. Sometimes all I can think about is the bush.

[@cremetangerine82]

Kurt Reber ALL HAIL THE BUSH!

[@davincent98]

Everyone loves the Bush now.

[@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117]

"That gives me an idea." "Quit the lame ass Safety Patrol?"

[@joshuablack8221]

I turn 40 this weekend and I still don’t fold my undies, nor do I care to 🤣😎

[@drumr72]

"Reggie makes Rick Moranis seem debonair" ! !! lol

[@whitebimboman4747]

The best of each short, well done!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”

[@pretorious700]

Dads in the 60's couldn't be bothered by tedious offspring.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

At least Dads in 60s shorts.

[@adiahaalexander9359]

Lol you should definitely give your kid(s) milk and *cookies* before they go to sleep. All that sugar will help calm them down before sleeping 👍🏾

[@nx1379]

7:50 Lol the bush!!!

[@joshuablack8221]

07:35 “...Hitler’s master race theory.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

could we discuss the dangers of drowning now? lol what a conversation!!

[@drumr72]

"Little Willy Horton Heat!!!" LOL

[@trippjohnson7393]

"Reggie looks like a cross between Milhouse and Ralph Wiggum."

[@Dablkwid0w2008]

its a 5 mile walk to bed

[@MrBigcityal]

This store has nice shirts.

[@maxbrandt6]

+Al Mullen Odd how things really haven't changed in 40 years.

[@UKISOCIETY]

I have to go drop the squeezebox, ifyouknowwhatimean.

[@joshuablack8221]

“Domestic Violence Danny.” 👀😵😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomasbuckley9740]

i'm pretty sure that reggie's pillow can only be bought in neighborhoods of the city specifically zoned for that type of purchase

[@jeannieshaw890]

This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL

[@kurtreber9813]

Eh, I like them both. That's saying something, cause I didn't like RiffTrax at all in the beginning.

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Why is the chess box Romanian?"

[@Derek_Smallshorts]

Regie is the most hilariously cute kid in cinema history.

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Got the feeling those safety patrol kids became mafia informers inside the police force

[@srbrant5391]

"Reg- Reggie! Go back in the frame, Reggie!"

[@waynedoyle5584]

thanks for vids cubester

[@srbrant5391]

"You wanna should mess up ya face?"

[@victorhernandez8723]

“What? Into a wood chipper? Let it go, Jimmy!”

[@draconiclady0610]

What? Wait a minute! What did Jimmy do to Billy Jones? I WANNA KNOW!

[@undoneonion90]

Why is the chess box Romanian?

[@CartridgeMaster]

6:58 a frat joke that actually made me laugh alot

[@dndboy13]

1:39 oh man the cast who brought you Cheating: A Post Modernist Neo Noir with a new great short on emotional abuse and manipulation

[@ilikethecokev2]

"How many 8 year old kids fold their underwear?" I'm 28 and I still don't.

[@kurtreber9813]

I'm 48 and finally do

[@pretorious700]

I'm 67 and I never have.

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

Hard to fold a G string.

[@RaoulDuke77]

I don't wear any, problem solved

[@crimsondynamo615]

Save money by going commando

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

7:33 LOOOLLL why is this so funny!!

[@meltz87]

I really wanted to see what Jimmy ended up doing at the end

[@AndrewJ951]

Im at a loss for breath. great edit. lmao

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

Have they ever done "Time Out For Trouble"? That has to be about the strangest educational short ever.

[@cremetangerine82]

Oppeldeldoc1 Especially the evil lady in the clock who seems to relish people’s injuries.

[@NeptuneRising70]

That accordian note though...

[@diannemose244]

It disproves Hitlers master race theory😂

[@leesherman5192]

Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-taking-care-of-your-own-things

[@leesherman5192]

Thanks!

[@yvonnerousseau2238]

"We're here to slap you."

[@srbrant5391]

8:28 - This guy's in the center of a Venn diagram between Mr. Bean, Robert DeNiro and Fred Rogers.

[@TophinatorStreams]

“Little Willie” “Are you sure you wanna go with that name? You’re REEEALLY sure…” “Yeah, people today find it ridiculous, but in the future, people will be more mature…” 😂

[@wopjohn]

8:30 the love child of Mr Bean and Mr Rogers

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@bobohacker5037]

Nobody got the Balki reference? Damn, i must be old.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Perfect Strangers.

[@sunshineholmes3487]

7:35 My God it's a young Matt Riddle.

[@kevinlane1219]

The thumbnail refers to Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things.

[@pronkb000]

1:39 Same narrator from "Cheating"? Has to be.

[@zhanefulp]

4:45-4:49 "SHUT UP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST SHUT UP!" -Max (Sam & Max Hit the Road)

[@brandonobaza8610]

Jimmy's a good little _Ghetto Polizei_ . Aren'tcha, Jimmy?

[@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117]

"Then don't carry child dummies in your car!"

[@joshuablack8221]

Femur collection 👀😂😂😂🔥

[@karnerblue7658]

What’s the one with the 5-mile walk to bed called? 🤣

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-getting-ready-for-school

[@karnerblue7658]

Thank you, friend. 😘

[@rainboweinstein]

What is the short with the little girl with the Joker makeup?? 😂

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/if-mirrors-could-speak

[@victorhernandez8723]

She looks like a young Diamanda Hagen!

[@barbarakirk3064]

'Dammit, he won't go home!' - Rifftrax team fans of The Sweet's 'Little Willy'?

[@ackbarfan5556]

Do you still remember which RIffs you used here? I'm trying to find these ones to show some friends.

[@cubey]

Be specific about which timestamps.

[@ackbarfan5556]

Thanks for the quick response, man. I've seen these fully, I just can't remember the names of a few of them. 1:05 Short 1:52 Short 1:57 Short 5:23 Short 5:36 Short 6:21 Short 7:37 Short Hope that's not too much of a problem. Edit: Looking up a few of these. The Clows are If Mirrors could Talk and Reggie with his talking room is Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things, The Car accident is Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit

[@daveshn]

I want to know how that crossing guard bit ends.

[@cubey]

Buy the full video then! Jimmy of the safety patrol

[@herbjergens6350]

0:38 is that John Tavares as a kid??