Rifftrax Shorts Quickies Vol. 2

[@DemonWarp65]

I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Look, he has other things to do. He just wanted to get it over with.

[@DemonWarp65]

@@WorldWar2freak94 Oh, you mean like golf and smoking?

[@ChocolatePiazza]

"One kick to the nuts; end of problem." One of the best pieces of advice ever!

[@cubey]

"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“ I love our walks together, Miss Kingsley. Can we discuss the dangers of drowning now?”

[@cronos222]

Cackle Fresh Eggs , was funny as hell !

[@victorhernandez8723]

"You're a wildcard, Jimmy! You're off the force!"

[@meangreen8873]

"Kids just kneel in the back like gitmo prisoners." lmfao

[@iceprincess135]

“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier” Best. Line. EVER! I laughed so much I nearly cried.

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“Tony, I’m afraid your son is Danish. There’s nothing we can do.”

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Trying to shop here? I should spit on you!"

[@TheRogueWolf]

When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. ...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.

[@williamhiers1280]

Yeah, I was like, Jesus Christ... what were they thinking?

[@thinkbolt]

Ah, so I did hear that line right.

[@rimshot2952]

"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound". :)

[@victorhernandez8723]

"AAAH! SAFETY WOMAN! I'M IN HERE!"

[@williamcrowe2576]

There are two types of sales help in a clothing store; "Social Hour" and "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Care".

[@victorhernandez8723]

"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound."

[@victorhernandez8723]

"''Cause you're Canadian, eh?"

[@victorhernandez8723]

7:04 You heard of big-lipped alligator moments? Well, this is what I would call a big-lipped pillow moment.

[@kobra9794]

You musnt take the bush for granted

[@Chillazilla2]

Reggie looks like a young Austin Powers.

[@gamblinsw]

Fukin fresh eggs had me in bits 😅

[@cubey]

Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!

[@kurtreber9813]

She definitely re-positioned by about an inch, showing that she left and came back.... very precisely.

[@skinsman3]

Cackle fresh eggs... lol !!!!

[@victorhernandez8723]

"How fun! A book that pulsates like an infected boil."

[@srbrant5391]

Kid's got a condensed paperback of the _Necronomicon._

[@HerosTheme]

"That kid needs to be led by the hand" lol, what a great set up line.

[@Nightweaver1]

"Maybe your doll will disappear or your car will blow up. ... You want I should mess up your face?" Oh god that kid. That riff got me busting.

[@ilikethecokev2]

"How many 8 year old kids fold their underwear?" I'm 28 and I still don't.

[@kurtreber9813]

I'm 48 and finally do

[@pretorious700]

I'm 67 and I never have.

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

Hard to fold a G string.

[@RaoulDuke77]

I don't wear any, problem solved

[@crimsondynamo615]

Save money by going commando

[@CalebMcFarland]

The bush is even more dangerous in Australia.

[@ethanmacdonald4133]

"It's raining nooses! The universe is telling Willy to stop being a wuss and go for it!"

[@pixietwitch]

WHEN am I gonna learn not to drink anything while watching these? Darn near ruined my keyboard with hot chocolate.

[@elliottchrist]

4:07 - FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting? FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag. FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Not the last time Elliot Ness and Al Capone would clash."

[@YTRulesFromNM]

Oh, my God! What's he been doing to that pillow! 7:02

[@victorhernandez8723]

1:58 Ladies and Gentlemen, the origin story of Diamanda Hagen!

[@cremetangerine82]

Victor Hernandez While being harassed by a pint-size member of the Mafia!

[@nx1379]

7:50 Lol the bush!!!

[@ZeroArmour]

The guy at 7:50 does make a very good point about "The Bush". You should respect "The Bush".

[@kurtreber9813]

LOVE the bush. Sometimes all I can think about is the bush.

[@cremetangerine82]

Kurt Reber ALL HAIL THE BUSH!

[@davincent98]

Everyone loves the Bush now.

[@1theemaxx]

"She brings him a towel and shows him where to hang it." i can't believe they let that go without a riff.

[@cremetangerine82]

thee maxx Too obvious?

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

The man in the "bread and milk" part is the Otis of Mayberry actor.

[@TheAndrewj96]

4:11 That sound needs to be a meme or something.

[@bibniebt]

“The Italian equivalent of a record scratch.”

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Wow! The original Toy Story was a lot grittier!"

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Reggie makes Rick Moranis look debonair."

[@undoneonion90]

"Soap tastes good!" :D

[@angbandsbane]

"Kid singlehandedly disproves Hitler's 'Master Race' theory." Oh, that's rich!

[@marccolten9801]

No, it's Reich.

[@srbrant5391]

That line always kills me.

[@meangreen8873]

lol that was a fucking burn.

[@choosecarefully408]

Is George W. Bush in this?

[@RavnerRavner]

"ya want i should mess up ya face..." XD

[@PoisonInc]

Ever have a pillow with lips on it? Actually, keep that to yourself.

[@luisreyes1963]

I heard the Japanese are improving "pillow with lips" technology. 👄

[@Nightweaver1]

Yeah, that has some implications nowadays that I'm sure weren't considered 50 years ago.

[@vonzigle]

That talking pillow was hideous! 😖

[@PyrozPlayground]

It had that "not a floatation device" look to it. XD

[@luisreyes1963]

Only Rifftrax could take serious issues & turn them into hilarious bits. 😆

[@zhanefulp]

"A fall is practically guaranteed." "If you don't shatter your knee, we'll refund all your money." Soooooooo, when can I sign up for this?

[@whitebimboman4747]

The best of each short, well done!

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”

[@thomasbuckley9740]

i'm pretty sure that reggie's pillow can only be bought in neighborhoods of the city specifically zoned for that type of purchase

[@drumr72]

"Reggie makes Rick Moranis seem debonair" ! !! lol

[@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117]

"That gives me an idea." "Quit the lame ass Safety Patrol?"

[@jacqiball4293]

Reggie! Reg...Reggie! Go back into frame, Reggie! Reggie...Dammit, Reggie!

[@drumr72]

"Little Willy Horton Heat!!!" LOL

[@joshuablack8221]

I turn 40 this weekend and I still don’t fold my undies, nor do I care to 🤣😎

[@MrBigcityal]

This store has nice shirts.

[@maxbrandt6]

+Al Mullen Odd how things really haven't changed in 40 years.

[@CartridgeMaster]

6:58 a frat joke that actually made me laugh alot

[@Dablkwid0w2008]

its a 5 mile walk to bed

[@jeannieshaw890]

This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL

[@kurtreber9813]

Eh, I like them both. That's saying something, cause I didn't like RiffTrax at all in the beginning.

[@joshuablack8221]

“Domestic Violence Danny.” 👀😵😂😂😂😂😂

[@trippjohnson7393]

"Reggie looks like a cross between Milhouse and Ralph Wiggum."

[@Derek_Smallshorts]

Regie is the most hilariously cute kid in cinema history.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

could we discuss the dangers of drowning now? lol what a conversation!!

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Why is the chess box Romanian?"

[@NeptuneRising70]

That accordian note though...

[@meltz87]

I really wanted to see what Jimmy ended up doing at the end

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

7:33 LOOOLLL why is this so funny!!

[@srbrant5391]

"Reg- Reggie! Go back in the frame, Reggie!"

[@adiahaalexander9359]

Lol you should definitely give your kid(s) milk and *cookies* before they go to sleep. All that sugar will help calm them down before sleeping 👍🏾

[@leesherman5192]

Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-taking-care-of-your-own-things

[@leesherman5192]

Thanks!

[@victorhernandez8723]

“What? Into a wood chipper? Let it go, Jimmy!”

[@joshuablack8221]

07:35 “...Hitler’s master race theory.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Got the feeling those safety patrol kids became mafia informers inside the police force

[@waynedoyle5584]

thanks for vids cubester

[@UKISOCIETY]

I have to go drop the squeezebox, ifyouknowwhatimean.

[@srbrant5391]

8:28 - This guy's in the center of a Venn diagram between Mr. Bean, Robert DeNiro and Fred Rogers.

[@undoneonion90]

Why is the chess box Romanian?

[@karnerblue7658]

What’s the one with the 5-mile walk to bed called? 🤣

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-getting-ready-for-school

[@karnerblue7658]

Thank you, friend. 😘

[@srbrant5391]

"You wanna should mess up ya face?"

[@wopjohn]

8:30 the love child of Mr Bean and Mr Rogers

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@draconiclady0610]

What? Wait a minute! What did Jimmy do to Billy Jones? I WANNA KNOW!

[@herbjergens6350]

0:38 is that John Tavares as a kid??

[@sunshineholmes3487]

7:35 My God it's a young Matt Riddle.

[@dndboy13]

1:39 oh man the cast who brought you Cheating: A Post Modernist Neo Noir with a new great short on emotional abuse and manipulation

[@rainboweinstein]

What is the short with the little girl with the Joker makeup?? 😂

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/if-mirrors-could-speak

[@victorhernandez8723]

She looks like a young Diamanda Hagen!

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

Have they ever done "Time Out For Trouble"? That has to be about the strangest educational short ever.

[@cremetangerine82]

Oppeldeldoc1 Especially the evil lady in the clock who seems to relish people’s injuries.

[@pretorious700]

Dads in the 60's couldn't be bothered by tedious offspring.

[@WorldWar2freak94]

At least Dads in 60s shorts.

[@AndrewJ951]

Im at a loss for breath. great edit. lmao

[@bobohacker5037]

Nobody got the Balki reference? Damn, i must be old.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Perfect Strangers.

[@xxx96753]

Which Rifftrax video has the guy carrying boxes? Those riffs are great.

[@cubey]

+xxx96753 www.rifftrax.com/down-and-out

[@xxx96753]

Thank you. Your collection of clips here is awesome!

[@mst3kanita]

+xxx96753 that's my favorite.

[@lauralowe7834]

My family quotes a lot from that short. My mother even gave me a case of sidewalk chalk as an inside joke.

[@jawarholol4651]

"Maybe he's just stashing a bit of sidewalk chalk in there."

[@ackbarfan5556]

Do you still remember which RIffs you used here? I'm trying to find these ones to show some friends.

[@cubey]

Be specific about which timestamps.

[@ackbarfan5556]

Thanks for the quick response, man. I've seen these fully, I just can't remember the names of a few of them. 1:05 Short 1:52 Short 1:57 Short 5:23 Short 5:36 Short 6:21 Short 7:37 Short Hope that's not too much of a problem. Edit: Looking up a few of these. The Clows are If Mirrors could Talk and Reggie with his talking room is Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things, The Car accident is Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit

[@rewing84]

whats the name of the short with bruce

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/david-and-hazel-a-story-in-communication

[@karnerblue7658]

Been trying to find that one. Off to purchase it now. THANK YOU! 😘 😘

[@daveshn]

I want to know how that crossing guard bit ends.

[@cubey]

Buy the full video then! Jimmy of the safety patrol

[@yvonnerousseau2238]

"We're here to slap you."

[@pronkb000]

1:39 Same narrator from "Cheating"? Has to be.

[@Lgykas]

My favorite here is at the 8:50 mark of this what’s the name of the short at that mark?

[@cubey]

Courtesy counts a lot

[@Lgykas]

@@cubey thank you! You’ve made my day.. sending good energy to you..

[@zhanefulp]

4:45-4:49 "SHUT UP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST SHUT UP!" -Max (Sam & Max Hit the Road)

[@metalmaria26]

What short is at 8:17?

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/remember-me

[@kevinlane1219]

The thumbnail refers to Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things.

[@NodDisciple1]

What short had the Italian Accordionist?

[@cubey]

www.rifftrax.com/know-for-sure

[@joshuablack8221]

Femur collection 👀😂😂😂🔥