Right ear the bible (chinese), Left ear Mozart (2x speed)

Right ear the bible (chinese)
Left ear Mozart (2x speed)

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

Full version is out on my channel guys pls stop asking its literally there

[@TheBrickWhisperer]

pin the comment, dum dum

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

@@TheBrickWhisperer cant, not enough channel history according to youtube.

[@PM-vv3uc]

Where's the full version

[@user-xu6jm4kq3y]

​​@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous:( Make more videos, we need a full version with all 9 hours of bible and different Mozart music

[@filodej2203]

where is the full version?

[@ScorpoYT]

The education which my kids deserve

[@gametreeZ]

1 million subs and 1 like💀💀

[@engineergaming3]

Your content pre 2019 incident was much better

[@achour.falestine]

Tf is scorpo doing here This is the third random comment I saw him make 💀🙏

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

omggg scorpoo

[@guillelite7385]

Man you are a legend

[@iwishtoexplode5162]

This video made me realize my headphones I’ve been using for 7 years are wired backwards

[@THE_PERSON4204]

._.

[@YurinanAcquiline]

😅

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE LMAO

[@fakkva2841]

Lmao

[@mgg7756]

It's ok, it's an educational video

[@MagickjellyMC]

As a Christian classical musician who can speak chinese, this is exactly what i needed.

[@theminuteman7611]

Could you give me a rough translation? My mandarin is lacking and all I pretty much understood was there was a war being fought with soldiers (kinda duh 😅), and someone brought their wife and two sons (then proceeds to tell each of their names).

[@MagickjellyMC]

@@theminuteman7611 Its a reading of the book of Ruth starting from the very beginning You can just go read the bible from there, it'll be more accurate than anything I can translate lol

[@dr.limabeansshometherapy1300]

@@theminuteman7611someone said it’s the Book of Ruth chapter 1

[@angelicgirl13]

As a fellow American born Taiwanese Christian classically trained musician, who can speak Mandarin, I second that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 And yes, it is the Book of Ruth 1

[@Free_Palestine_and_Fukk_israel]

​@@angelicgirl13 *****american born Chinese

[@m4n1fst]

Book is Ruth 1 (路得記，第一章 Lù dé jì, dì yī zhāng) Song is Mozart's Flute Concerto No.2 in D Major, K.314

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎

[@yakuzzi35]

are you ambidextrous?

[@Rubenz343]

@@EEEEEEEE É

[@nerdporkspass1m1st78]

Thank you for letting me find the specific book of the Bible in Chinese

[@monkepantsart]

🤓👆

[@deus8546]

John Cena's daily routine be like

[@gamechanger8908]

Zhong Xina*

[@catsupempire3920]

racist

[@user-xn3gv4ys9d]

@@catsupempire3920YOU'RE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@IEatDeliciousNewBornBabies]

racer

[@ETHIOPIAUTTP-gp5jc]

racing

[@fwra1234]

starting my morning right

[@Aidenlikesjazz]

Same here

[@erenvardi6543]

start your morning with the (chinese) bible? why not with the left

[@edtheangler4930]

I read morning night

[@bleedingg]

real shit

[@fourtyfiftynine]

honestly arent we all

[@cloverisfan818]

Fun fact: the piece is mozart’s flute concerto no. 2 in d major

[@enterchannelname154]

Thank you

[@brettuhl7818]

Deez nuts are majorly sore (I have testicular cancer)

[@Shepherdd__]

What's fun about that fact tho

[@ochunga1692]

The fact that the right and left on screen are backwards is the cherry on top

[@chumbucket3475]

Well, technically they’re correct, assuming they’re referring to the ears of the 3D modelled person on screen and not the listener

[@coolestcars1983]

probably to mess with people without earphones

[@ShaneEriks]

Anatomical position has joined the chat 😅

[@enekaitzteixeira7010]

I don't see It as relevant.

[@orphanslayer6774]

We recommend headphones for best experience: ignores Right ear The bible (Chinese) Left ear Mozart (2x speed): GRABS HEADPHONES INSTANTLY

[@hongthainguyen5334]

This is a good test for my uneven iPhone top and bottom speakers

[@XEdeam]

@@hongthainguyen5334 Wait. Those were speakers?

[@hongthainguyen5334]

@@XEdeamI sometimes wonder where people listen to phone calls from... Not to spite you or anything, I just see people listen to the bottom end of their phones

[@noax_fr]

that shit was not funny

[@hongthainguyen5334]

@@noax_frunreal

[@kylew121]

I think I unironically would enjoy a longer version of this, lol

[@zzaade]

say less kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqubm5psjtxlgLssi=wbLpHYlW7T1rLCA1

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

sure why not, i still have the fl file.

[@thebigcheese8169]

Put on loop

[@mashypotatywithgravy1398]

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous please do it i would also unironiclaly enjoy this

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

@@mashypotatywithgravy1398 I already released it

[@redcv6706]

this video has taught me an invaluable lesson I don't understand Chinese. Nor have I memorized the Bible. Therefore, the right ear is effectively just random phonemes being spoken to me by an machine-generated voice. This has utterly changed my worldview.

[@rcdr898]

I don't know why, but this is probably the hardest I've laughed in 6 months

[@IncoherentBellowing]

I feel like my social credit score is rapidly oscillating

[@LojuncosaurusAlto]

I don't know if that is the case. CCP does not like the Bible, or Christianity. Edit: wait, I think that what you said is sorta make sense.

[@CheezClubRBLX]

@@LojuncosaurusAltowhat about mozart

[@LojuncosaurusAlto]

@Ya-Kids-Topic Let me check for a bit.... Alright, Mozart is tolerable enough for them.

[@lagudoufu]

bro really thinks China discriminates against religion and music wtf is wrong with you people@@LojuncosaurusAlto

[@highkey4316]

@@lagudoufubrother they have committed genocide against muslims ☠️

[@kittylorda]

ah yes, the perfect way to learn mandarin, read the bible, and listen to classical music

[@theseangle]

Brainmaxxing Brain rot maxxing

[@majoras_swag2]

​@@theseangle*_BYE BYE_*

[@altrizma9130]

Hello Kitty.

[@user-op6yb6qf7i]

And also to learn which is left and right.

[@MarkGilliam-er7rs]

Three things I can absolutely live without lol

[@krench421]

This video made me realize one of my speakers wasn't working properly. Thank you

[@Merely_To_Observe]

3D audio is the funniest thing i found today

[@galacticcorolla3082]

this deserves to gain views as fast as i'm learning

[@turna1216]

Video drops to 1 view

[@Depressed_until_dead]

@@turna1216 the number becomes negative for the first time in history

[@seetooeeetoo]

this feels like an audio tutorial for a skillset I cannot begin to comprehend

[@yenyehski_698]

Truly a masterpiece. Can't wait for right ear Jordan Peterson (Jordanian Arabic), left ear Turbo Phonk (slowed and reverbed).

[@Bleilock1]

Turbofolk*

[@user-kl6lo7hx4w]

No

[@pyroteknikk3127]

Brainrot

[@yenyehski_698]

@@pyroteknikk3127 ana abu brainrot

[@Christiansmoviesnow]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJXKk2SCjrGrkNEsi=TcCYSsWHSj2B3wln You got it

[@spamton_main]

Full version when

[@bas8792]

this has become my go to left-right headphone test

[@Knobbler]

I played 7 of these videos from different people at once in separate browser tabs. Now I am become wisdom, enlightener of worlds.

[@sowososmooth]

I can feel my brane getting wrinklelier

[@suyunbek1399]

i think you'll find that the word wrinklier does not require a second letter "l"

[@itiswhatitismindset]

it's ok, sometimes some people can't retain their smooth brains and stay dumb. if it is fate that your brain shall wrinkle then i can't stop it. you are passing on, i bid thee a good journey

[@yguiyughoi1728]

I think you've got a fine brane, Jack.

[@jharju2352]

After ingesting a pill that increases my intelligence over tenfold, I realized that I have two ears and that this is the perfect way to make use of both.

[@neomaster341]

I believe you were having a classic case of the placebee effect

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

> Experiences 8,000,000 Years Of Consciousness In The Subway Station.

[@coin3720]

Pffffft. Stupid science people couldn't even make I smarter

[@under_cal]

I personally use brainmax from regular show

[@brodester22]

accela?

[@ineedcoolnickname5629]

This changed my life

[@oceanidmakesmewet3739]

Thank u for right ear the bible chinese, left ear Mozart ive been searching for this everywhere

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

Left ear (Quran, Hebrew recitation) Right ear (Gunshots Chicago ASMR)

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Yes please

[@Buto.7103]

Palestine ASMR

[@trassical]

@@Buto.7103 lmaoooo

[@NolanHOfficial]

​@@Buto.7103nah 💀💀

[@spittyjr.2181]

​@@Buto.7103:|

[@ataturk442]

this is what i listen to every morning now. thanks for this masterpiece.

[@nandinlindin356]

thank you it has changed my life I loved it

[@TheMonoGrande]

As someone who cannot speak Chinese, is not a musician, and is not Christian, this is exactly what I needed.

[@binary1045]

I like how the words are on the opposite side of the audio

[@Tulanir1]

They are the correct sides for the man in the image.

[@grqfes]

envision yourself in his position

[@arslanozant]

@@grqfesI couldn't, he is transcendent.

[@suyunbek1399]

you must know the path then. the psycho path.

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@grqfes i can't. i could never be him

[@nik_2205]

So glad someone made it

[@dumbqsh]

i love this! keep up the great work!

[@paVlo711]

just what i was looking for, thank you

[@PuGoRaPTR]

can you make Right ear Mozart (2x speed), Left ear the bible (chinese)? i have rightear-canthear-bibleiosis and leftear-canthear-mozartiosis

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

Sure, ill even make a slowed + reverbed tiktok sigma gym top G edit audio version of it

[@xmariokiler2443]

​@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneousIt's been 4days we need it

[@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous]

@@xmariokiler2443 wtf it's actually been 4 days

[@homurameguca]

Bro just turn your headphones around

[@camfish9719]

@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous its been 3 months can you already release it

[@abhimanyunaik9554]

Crazy how mozart still sounds amazing at 2x speed

[@thepastarat]

lol why would it not?

[@konchu5221]

the nightcore pipeline

[@futurehofer1564]

lowkey sound better 🫣

[@E_M_C_P]

是这样的喵

[@LookAtThisRock]

Man. A half a million views in 10 days!!! Way to go dude!!!

[@Kairosdex]

I love the idea that there exists a bodybuilder guy who did this of his own accord without any irony

[@ethanlivemere1162]

This is what Charlie was listening to when he got more smarter and started learning Mandarin when he realized he had 2 ears

[@Nigjaslayer9000]

I have listened to this to the end. And i don't regret a SECOND of it.

[@ghinion]

Instead of the “left left right right both both” audio videos, I’ve been using this whenever I want to use my spare wired earbuds, helps a lot

[@ItsAnjey]

I'm not christian I'm not chinese I live in kenya This shit is one of the greatest pieces of art ever produced

[@alexwavves7756]

I appreciate this.

[@sanguine-moon]

this is the best headphones test i have ever seen

[@soaptelevision]

i can literally feel my social credit score increasing as i'm listening to this

[@carterwogoman5421]

It's actually decreasing because you are listening to the Bible

[@Axeeco]

@@carterwogoman5421 as a matter of fact, the real reason he hasnt replied to your comment yet is because the CCP already found him

[@user-pf9rf3sr1q]

@@carterwogoman5421 Pleasantly surprised how many people know the Bible is illegal (or at least know its considered bad) in china.

[@Meowing_angel]

I love this so so much!! ❤

[@Red_Static]

This video has really opened my mind to the finer parts of life. I never thought that the world we live in could be so beautiful, and any beauty i've seen so far i've always taken for granted. Watching this video truly shows me the true beauty life can bring you, and the wonderful things that us humans were able to do in this world. My life has transended into a new era because of this wonderful creation you have made. Thank you for making this masterpiece.

[@Bib826]

I literally have no idea what this is but it changed my life

[@Atmos_Glitch]

Changed my life permanently!

[@fartingfox8072]

I put this on when I study, and it’s helped a lot. Thanks!

[@inspirationalroseswashere..]

I don’t know who came up with this combination, but thanks for blessing us

[@MrShahrozzz]

Thank you so much! This is what we've all been missing in our lives!

[@ccki715]

As someone who is and understands Chinese, this is actually surprising relaxing😂

[@user-iy7sc4zs5f]

As someone who is and understands Chinese, this is actually surprising relaxing

[@HRHSiyathokozaMweli]

Thank you so much for this 🤣🤣 I didn’t know I need it.

[@BarrenAcc]

I like how mozart dissapears if you take off your left headphone but if you remove your right headphone *the bible persists.*

[@bananalegend194]

这是很好的视频 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@real_smilegamez]

Now I can learn Chinese, the bible and mozart all at the same time, thanks

[@Im49th]

I’m a classically trained Chinese Christian and the algorithm has finally recommended the perfect video for me

[@alfredplayz9420]

My headphones are broken so I can only hear the bible in chinese, very insightful.

[@giorgiopicchio9069]

i kindly thank you for this memorable experience

[@danny5441]

The funniest thing about this is that studies actually suggest that music is perceived better through the left ear and language through the right ear

[@starr_forest]

Not one comment about charlie? He learned Mandarin perfectly using this method!

[@allenqi2386]

As a Chinese Christian who also plays instruments, this is perfect!

[@redstretchy4061]

Thank you

[@brianmo2965]

definitely gonna set this as my alarm

[@elikross9861]

i fucking just realized ive been wearing my headphones in the wrong fcking ear for 2 years

[@TraumatizedRobloxTheorist]

this just made figure out what part of my earbuds aint workin since i brought them tysm

[@nukkuuu]

very useful love it

[@user-xd7yh6ry8l]

As someone who both play violin and has learned chinese. This is what it's like inside my brain.

[@wad5495]

thank you

[@doodlemoodle9206]

This make me very emotional. I'm sitting at my chair, tears flowing down my face.

[@albert4232]

This was very informative!

[@dom_zk8080]

love this

[@lescy_]

Always listening to this every morning 😊

[@RenCV1]

Just what i was looking for

[@hansXVII]

marvelous!

[@ZIMAMPRODUCTIONS32617]

Simply Wonderful

[@sauce8148]

Going straight to my gym playlist

[@politecat3540]

What a great way to start my Tuesday

[@pazderca4404]

finaly i can relate to something 10/10 top tier underatet videos 🔊🔥

[@bananabeam5602]

this made my day

[@tacocat1070]

this made me realize my headphones were on the wrong way

[@ThatGuy-qy1de]

This adds up surprisingly well

[@Triplane1234]

My right ear loved the mozart music, and my left ear did with the chinese bible

[@otanakugaming3357]

Inspirational and Enlightening

[@user-ue8yx1ee4h]

so cool !

[@You.tube-User-]

I freaking love it

[@chinguskim7616]

Learning so much from this

[@ifanooz]

this is beautifull

[@kushscentedbeard3098]

this is my favorite video

[@bluesherbet2741]

Why do they fit so welll????? It sounds so sweet ❤😊

[@danielv943]

what a work of art

[@duck-gaming9290]

it sounds good👍

[@ogustavofarias9419]

Its a good pleasure find you again, misters 🍷🗿

[@officialsubway7707]

Why does this make my brain tingle?

[@TechnetiumTheDragon]

Majestic

[@slikrhodez3336]

Yup! Totally watched this!!

[@Icey-698]

It's so random, I love it 😭❤