Rimworld Logic: Ate Without Table

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[@funnylaughed7423]

According to Rimworld, watching someone die is the exact same as eating some grapes without a table.

[@_AndresitoBD]

Hahaha

[@jetex1911]

"I have to sit on the floor and eat like an animal!" "Or just stand." "...What?"

[@Cam_Jong_Un]

Lmao id never actually considered that

[@tonycallme3667]

Colonist is hiding in his/her room. Final straw : *Ugly room*

[@donkface8509]

Thats just depression

[@8ShekelsDeep]

exposure therapy

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

Food binge Final straw: advanced starvation. Oki, go for gold and eat all that food we don't have dumbass

[@Electric0eye]

Real

[@SherrifOfNottingham]

Randy pls

[@EmperorSigismund]

You missed the part where he can't catch anyone because he got severe food poisoning from eating a piece of uncooked fruit.

[@evanharrison4054]

Always weirded me out. I haven't eaten at a table for years and I only very rarely fly into a murderous rage.

[@laughingalex7563]

I ate without a table! Its horrible! I have nightmares for years for it every single day!

[@evanharrison4054]

@@laughingalex7563 Went to the beach once. Got hungry and bought a steamed corn. I bit off the nose of an old lady.

[@ryqueezy6327]

Very rarely? Oh no.

[@grey.7828]

😢

[@MeOwOgai]

It's because you have ascetic trait, you don't get mood debuff

[@lucasr2050]

"Slept in darkness"

[@Mbeluba]

Scawwed

[@warlerker]

Considering the shit that lives in the dark in rimworld i'd be scared too. My bloodcourt bloodfeeders are down there.

[@recreal3628]

Honestly with the new night enemies from anomaly 'noctols' i would be scared of the dark in rimworld

[@LittleWasp]

"I had to eat off the ground! :'(" Me: "Have you considered just holding it in your hands while eating it?"

[@tmsplltrs]

I guess eating dinner with your plate on the ground would be slightly annoying. Combined with all the horrible things you need to endure in the average rimworld colony, it might just be the thing to push you over the edge

[@oodfty3740]

49% clothing: GET THIS TATTERED SHIT OFF ME

[@MlokLik]

to be fair imagine 51% of your clothing covered in holes, scratches, rags, insect bits I wouldnt even handle 97%

[@pretzelbomb6105]

I mean, to be fair, I'd think ~80% is where you start getting visible damage. Torn knees, pulled threads, missing buttons, bent plates, sticky hinges, cracked visors, etc. Dealing with that getting worse all the way to 50% before it actively brings your mood down feels fairly restrained, honestly. Especially since you can then wear those same clothes until they literally rot off of your frame with no further mood debuff.

[@whyle5318]

​@@pretzelbomb6105 I'm pretty sure there's a bigger debuff at about 25

[@kaito0022]

49% of clothing left is indeed some serious shit, but they never leave the clothing even if there is good ones at the storage

[@ch1ppychipp]

@@kaito0022 If the clothing is forced on, they won't replace it with anything else until you remove it or replace it, even if it's tattered.

[@bluemoonnyk1537]

Jeff is on a food binge due to bad mood Breaking point: starvation (minor)

[@thatrandomyoutuber9145]

task failed successfully

[@josecoronadonieto6911]

Which food☠️

[@orangeflame568]

He then died trying to get forbidden insect jelly from the insect cave.

[@matthewbauerle7153]

One of my colonists was annoyed they lost their moral leader title. They broke and interrupted the ceremony that was reinstating their title.

[@Shannon4710]

I could see something like that happen in real life.

[@indomitablesloth2437]

@@Shannon4710 I think the state of modern politics is that happening in real life 😅

[@Shannon4710]

@@indomitablesloth2437 I didn't think of that but yeah it really is in some ways. 😅

[@merrgear7962]

i never understood rimworld stress mechanics. im under constant stress yet i only murder people in my spare time.

[@genericytprofile852]

Goes into pyschotic wander. Doesn't eat anything. Stays in wander _forever_ cause of bad mood.

[@scrollexdestiny]

gets beaten to death by a random hog

[@ohitsrusher842]

'Disturbed Sleep!' Ma'am, the sleep was the anethesic, and the disturbance was the doctor doing a life-saving surgery

[@voxfoxclips8684]

[Colonist has flung into a murderous rage!] [Final straw: *S W E A T Y* ]

[@kristyw89]

Tbh same though

[@IAreSmeegoo]

Relatable. That time of year is almost upon us once again. :(

[@RedGallardo]

Let me go all across the map to tame this horse. Oops, just remembered I haven't watched TV in 6 hours straight. Let me go all the way back. Ok, I'll go tame this horse how. Surely I could eat while I was at the kitchen watching TV but I'll go all the way across the map and eat without a table to get debuff. Alright, taming. Taming... Taming... Oh, it went to sleep. Glad I ate instead of taming and lost half an hour. I guess I should sleep too. Let's try again tomorrow.

[@fgergver]

Hate that this happens so often , cant have less then 10 pawns or your colony just slows to a halt 💀

[@lagudoufu]

@@fgergver I find it hard to do anything with more than 2 pawns

[@JimboJuice]

@@lagudoufu once you get a colonist with level 10+ plants its pretty easy to maintain a large colony. Just have to have multiple farms with different crops and make them a full time farmer.

[@Mirvra]

@@JimboJuice I see your 1 Farmer... and I raise you 4 Agrihands Especially now that Vanille Expanded mods dropped the recycling mod for waste-packs. Or you can just get a slave or two and replace their body parts with tech that lets them farm better I guess... But then you'd have to feed them.

[@BoldTint]

Have you never touched your schedule tabs? This entire issue is non-existent if you just give your pawns an hour of free time and an hour of recreation pre and post work hours.

[@laughingalex7563]

*Eats without table, goes on insult spree, picks fight with lead scientist after lead scientist, deciding to be a deadpanner and already having tried to calm them down, called them fat”. (Yes this happened). Lead scientist gets struck three times in right leg, and bites a chunk out of insulters left leg.* (Still have the image to. Rhah called jade a whale. This drove Jade into a rage and she began a fight!”

[@noone-nj6ps]

You could make it so the table was near him, that could be rimworld at its finest

[@Electric0eye]

Real because there was probably a table literally right there too.

[@adalet127]

S Tier meme

[@Kirby-vd7hw]

even better when they go on a grenade-throwing spree

[@ironscalp484]

I can totally relate, last time i ate without a table i went Catatonic for like 3 months . . Granted i was eating pavement😏 *Badum tsss

[@MrLandShark55_55]

One of my colonists had a pigging out mental break. The cause? Ate without a table.

[@celspade]

i eat without a table everyday

[@Avaruusmurkku]

Eating without a table is a war crime.

[@NikoNicodemus010]

That's the least threatening knife I have ever seen lmao

[@helper_bot]

thats why you know he has gone insane by mvrdering Jeff *_slowly and painfully_*

[@thewarden237]

THIS SHOULD BE A SERIES

[@francegamer]

i mean its more like if you ate a plate of food or a bowl of rice, its still kinda annoying and having a scratch on your arm is a -5 so i feel like its not that absurd

[@discordlexia2429]

And mind-shattering pain is 20.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

They're scaled around how easy it is to offset them. If all you have to focus on is the scratch on your arm, heck yeah that'll bring your day down. But an animal nuzzling you is enough of a distraction to keep it mostly off of your mind, for example, so it isn't an issue if you have one around.

[@grimtygranule5125]

@@pretzelbomb6105 Animal nuzzle cooldown is *days* for even the smallest of animals. My people would do better eating the guinea pig and dealing with -4 mood than dealing with a -8 for the entire day they're starving.

[@friendlyfire3412]

*Flexes with snapout*

[@peterdafox]

Me when I eat without a table.

[@Triro]

Its a shame they fixed this in 1.5 :( We no longer have the deadly, ate without a table side affect. o7

[@Herbertti3]

We don't? Playing the 1.5 without the dlc and my colony died because I did not have a table.

[@CharinVZain]

Only for ascetic pawns

[@scrollexdestiny]

huh the mood debuf still exists

[@Tupat95]

This is great

[@tree427]

fucking classic mate

[@Jose-yt3qz]

Sometimes there is tables and they eat on ground.

[@gethk.gelior4214]

You know this noise combination usually makes me think someone got food poisoning

[@lestertheguy1734]

There should be a mod (or an add on) that is common sense, eating without a table can make them drop their food (low chance) which gives them a debuff and nothing else, but eating without a table does nothing

[@yourmom9283]

Accurate

[@ZackTheGiant]

This is hilarious

[@Derekthewolfbruh]

and most of the time they just INGORE the table right in front of them

[@cntr0lfr3ak7]

relatable

[@dominusx5223]

not bad. needs more blood

[@chainsawplayin]

Ate without tiktok -30

[@scrollexdestiny]

too accurate

[@TheErnestPL]

Hahah good one

[@Beef1188]

You didn't add the part where the last straw was that the ate without a table. Also there's a mod that causes instant breakdown for eating without a table!

[@helper_bot]

this is so random, heres my comment to boost the algorithm

[@shmackschmack6589]

oh

[@kristyw89]

I love rimworld so much for this kind of nonsense 😂

[@sunnerssnag]

what's the song at the end?

[@lolman1791]

tbh i would be pretty pissed if i had to eat a bowl of soup while standing upright, holding possibly hot soup plate in my hand

[@helper_bot]

every kind of bowl is supposed to have this non-hot rim that you're supposed to hold if your soup is hot, just like how glasses have grips/holders i know right, technology

[@lolman1791]

@@helper_bot imagine holding the bowl by that rim, which is often no bigger than your thumb, with only one hand

[@helper_bot]

@@lolman1791/videos what? bowl issue, and it is 100% supposed to be thinner than your thumb so it doesnt slip, and using one hand is easily done given the average circumference of a bowl is way smaller than a plate (which also have this btw)

[@blazeboi3305]

Didn't you need a table to pickup the banana. There for you had a table to eat from. No longer qualifying for the debuff.

[@Boyboy-xx3fc]

YOU WOULD FUCKING THINK SO

[@rodrigoe.martinmusri8775]

XD

[@Herbertti3]

Missed an opportunity to use minecraft oof sound.

[@joedain7320]

LOL

[@overdramaticpan]

xD

[@muditpro611]

Lmao

[@badassmfckr]

kek

[@master_spike]

Rimworld is a great way to learn how dialectical law of quantity and quality works. You have a gradual quantitative change, but at some point, there is a point from where you started to where you ended up where there is a definitive qualitative difference. That being, mood gradually worsening due to various factors are quantitative changes, that eventually yield a qualitative change (mental break).

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

This game is bad tbh. I bought it was back in early access. Tbh the game really isn't much different to what it was then. It's fun if you wanna make a space cannibal. Fucking bland as fuck for literally anything else. Sad I supported it all those years ago

[@handsomelon]

OK, IMMA BE EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL APPARENTLY. Eating without a table is definitely uncomfortable, I'd actually go so far as to say -3 debuff is not enough more like -5. It is uncomfortable, it should take more time, i think the colonist should even get less of a nutritional value just for dropping a part of the food. It is on a tray and a plate most of the time, but I don't think that even helps that much. Let's say average colonist might burn more than 2700 kcal a day with how active many of them are (mining, construction, hauling and fighting would probably burn a lot more, but considering some colonists do research and crafting imma bring it down to a reasonable 2700 kcals a day) Baseline human (with metabolic efficiency of 100%), needs 1.6 nutrition a day to not be hungry. Most meals give like 0.9 to 1.0 nutrition, therefore a normal colonist eats like 2 meals (I expect that a normal colonist is not in a significant caloric surplus, so i will count the 2 meals as 2700 calories, instead of the 1.6 nutrition which I will count as a slight caloric deficit). If we look at normal colonists food intake, It might usually be like purely boiled rice... which has 130 kcal per 100 grams -> your colonists have to eat 2,45kg (5,4lbs) of boiled rice to get that -> they eat 2 meals -> they have to eat 1.23kg (2.7lbs) of boiled rice, while not having where to sit (except the ground) or where to put that yummy delicious nutrient paste your nutrient paste dispenser spewed out to save some time and work force. I would probably kill myself, if I had to eat 1.23kg portion of boiled rice nutrient paste whatever WHILE NOT HAVING WHERE TO PUT THAT FOOD. I genuienly don't think most of y'all realize how actually annoying that would be, and I challenge you to try to eat for a whole week without a table, especially only having like 2 meals of purely rice to simulate the weight. I might have made miscalculations and grammatic mistakes or whatever, but my point stands. ☺👍👍👍

[@harmez7]

you're not a good actor but I appreciate you're afford.

[@boingboing8338]

your

[@HaggRat]

effort

[@harmez7]

I wrait teh vay the F I vant, OK?

[@Killerratte]

@@harmez7 it will never be ok

[@harmez7]

@@Killerratte It always been, it's just in your head.

[@NotLordAsshat]

It's so funny too because I have experimented with mods that rebalance the mood system to be more reasonable and it makes the game so boring. Nothing really happens unless things go extremely horribly wrong. Your pawns basically have practically no personality. It's really kind of funny how necessary it feels to the game to have your character is just be a little neurotic