Rimworld: Prison Life

[@DoorMonster]

OK YES, I KNOW I LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT.

[@ajaxtaur]

You make a good hobbit. Can you guy do a frame-for-frame remake of LotR? (/s please don't hurt yourselves)

[@JosephPiatt]

And am I going completely insane, or does Thomas sound like Chris Pine?

[@1TW1-m5i]

It's a good look tbh

[@sebastianp2300]

How is the shire these days? You know after... The incident???!

[@fiddlove]

I mean, I'm just over here admiring the luxurious mane Love the curls, man

[@shadowtheimpure]

"We're probably going to use you for organ transplants." "Makes sense." The most Rimworld conversation ever.

[@Djorgal]

As long as I can eat with a table, I don't care what you do with my organs.

[@rosebrown8693]

Just give me, I don’t know, anything better than cannibal nutrient paste, please?

[@VivvyLacare]

Sooooo true

[@giuseppenimis8057]

Colonist: You realize that if your stats aren't useful to us, we extract your organs and then skin you, and feed you raw to the other useless prisoners, right?

[@AnMComm]

@@rosebrown8693 how about fungus nutrient paste?

[@tylerheineman2393]

The most unrealistic part of this sketch is the prisoner wanting to join after a couple hours.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Yeah must be one of those like Suuuper easy resistance ones, either that or they have the royalty dlc installed and that guy just used a word of trust, though if he used a word of trust, that means either they are fighting the empire or that is one suuuper unhappy nobleman

[@alexp6013]

Probably inspired recruiting

[@resileaf9501]

He wants to get the drugs. He can smell them.

[@keter8553]

@@resileaf9501 fookin chemical fascination trait

[@talltroll7092]

@@keter8553 Smokeleaf is east to grow, easy to craft and pretty profitable. Just remember to build a vault for the Luciferum...

[@PenumbralVT]

Unhappy prisoners means unhappy organs - that's just Rimworld 101

[@Wisegirl6521]

See this is what drugs are for typically smoke leaf

[@comradeblin256]

ORGANS ARE ORGANS! -Rimworld merchant guild

[@That0Homeless0Guy]

Pro tip. if your spare organs get damaged in a raid put them into a prisoner and then take them out again to repair them.

[@PersonalPariah]

Mood reaches a solid neutral once you remove the organs though...

[@Spacebugg]

@@That0Homeless0Guy what.

[@backdoorproductions4983]

It's a little worrying how convincingly Kyle played a character who just had a massive mental breakdown.

[@kabhes9040]

played?

[@spritemon98]

He's very good at it

[@baronluke8065]

Kyle: "Had a mental break down, started stabbing people" Me: "yeah that checks out"

[@persephonekajira7269]

Years of experience playing Tom Tims the Hobo

[@CarlLevitt]

+40 Catharsis

[@dougrattmann3554]

You know door monster is good when you know nothing about the game and the video is still funny.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

That's the key. Also how's Aperture doing these days Doug?

[@YourPalKindred]

This video is fairly accurate

[@kaschey6145]

The game is fun and deep as hell on mechanics and gameplay flow (if you like city builders, that is), but is almost dangerously addicting and time-consuming.

[@infernox1099]

As someone who knows a lot about the game, it's even funnier than you think

[@aenorist2431]

Its way funnier when you do.

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937]

I wonder how he can be so calm considering he had to eat without a table. Truly impressive.

[@jeromefournier9667]

Cathartic release from the mental breakdown he just had, that's like a 40+ moodlet I think?

[@TheGreenTaco999]

he's Iron Willed is why

[@CoralCopperHead]

you have a table?

[@spritemon98]

400th like

[@TheREPPIX]

Tables are for the weak

[@FriendB]

I see they finally resorted to locking Kyle in the bedroom in hopes he might sleep

[@JCMiniPainting]

Kyle can write a good script about two guys on opposite sides of a door. Oh wait, the channel is called Door Monster. Maybe this was a long time coming and I just didn't see it.

[@Thehouseoffail]

There was also the SCP halloween skit and the zombie apocalypse skit. I suppose all three had monsters as well.

[@phoebegilliland8897]

Oh, look! Three nickels!

[@eragonawesome]

Use the doors, Luke!

[@Thehouseoffail]

@@eragonawesome I missed one! 😔

[@vulcankidd8360]

@@Thehouseoffail don’t forget the one where Kyle controlled space through doors

[@ngossett75]

The Geneva conventions clearly state that prisoners should be provided a table. That monster could of at least gave him some drugs

[@sirfloridaman4205]

Best I can do is straw floor and maybe a pig for company....

[@ishill85]

about half a second after joining the colony: hey i'm having some minor pain so i'm gonna go on a quick binge of all your drugs instead of any work, k, thnx.

[@nalrashido]

The Geneva Convention? Don't know any.

[@elliotthedoge9456]

Geneva Suggestion you mean?

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Welcome to America.

[@PhyonesArc]

Ah, Rim World and organ transplants, name a more iconic duo

[@fabianlaibin6956]

Rim World and cannibalism?

[@awitcher5303]

Rimworld and human leather hat?

[@ramiel7666]

Mind break and a missing table.....

[@sreckocuvalo8110]

Rimworld and manhunting rabbit.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Crashlanded survivors and cryptosleep sickness?

[@AlphaOmega1237]

One of the most unrealistic parts of this is that the prison isn't a hastily built barracks in the un-smoothed walls of a mountain. Man should be glad he has walls and a bed instead of haphazardly thrown down sleeping spots.

[@kittyblack1538]

*this*

[@phoebejl]

My early prisoners go in my wood fueld generator room

[@AramatiPaz]

@@phoebejl at least they won't sleep in cold

[@dwight3555]

There are only 2 types of prisoner rooms: great completely furnished rooms, and 1x2 cells with no bed in the side of a mountain in complete darkness.

[@All_Mighty672]

@@dwight3555 and those choices are made by a godly figure that knows all of your deepest weaknesses and strengths. aka you

[@sickclips-wq9bu]

"no potted plant, no chess table... drugs?" was by far the best line.

[@jonas3333]

I crack up every time he says "drugs?" Kyle's cadence of speech and talent for delivery is just off the charts.

[@maxmach4361]

"Ate without table" is still the most common reason why colony failed.

[@VivvyLacare]

This comment though hahaha

[@benjaminknode]

As someone who recently started door monster binging again.....i am happy.

[@lforlight]

Hi, Happy. I am Light.

[@Kokorocodon]

@@lforlight Hi, Light. I'm L.

[@TogTeg]

Yknow this guy is "Incapable of Dumb Labor" with a 1 everywhere but melee

[@Syphaxis]

No wonder he was always an idle colonist at his old base.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

bet he has pyromaniac on top of that

[@mr-mr-101]

No I'm sure he also had a 3 in animals too. And a passion for shooting but he's a brawler.

[@jansmith3613]

Chemical fascination is strong in this one.

[@juljul3107]

"We are probably going to use you for organ transplants" "That makes sense"

[@jordanmartinetti8224]

Yes, I too watched the video.

[@christopherg2347]

@@jordanmartinetti8224 But you did not share the part you found outstandingly funny or noteworthy. So shush now. People who do particularly care about that part are talking. Or just silently agreeing via Upvotes.

[@Gloomdrake]

@@jordanmartinetti8224 you know people are never gonna stop quoting funny lines on the internet, right? Getting mad at it is a waste of everyone's time

[@Darkprosper]

@@christopherg2347 No they're not. They're just mindlessly repeating the video. They aren't saying anything. I do understand that it's hopeless to write comments against it, but seriously. Don't pretend like it brings anything to the table.

[@faolan2174]

@@Darkprosper I understand not everyone enjoys the video quotes, especially when it's an entire comment feed full of the same repeated lines. The way I've come to see it though, is it's a way for people to let the creator know what their favorite part was, especially if it's a line that's most commented or top comment. People aren't liking the commenter's post out of any merit of the commenter, but to show that "I loved that part too." And creators can feel the appreciation for their work based on specifications, like someone telling an artist what their favorite part of the painting is, what specific details they noticed and enjoyed, not just that they liked the painting in general.

[@Graknorke]

I like to imagine that the hostile factions really do all live in luxury and are baffled as to why a supposedly wealthy colony has such Spartan conditions (all of my wealth is in guns and drugs)

[@jacobmadsen1483]

For some reason Kyle looks like he's about to attend Bilbo's 111th birthday in this one.

[@1TW1-m5i]

It's quite the look

[@FonVegen]

Glad to see you're switching up your comedy with just straight-up documentaries about in-game situations like this one. Good job!

[@TheCDP]

Door Monster and Rimworld. What could be better

[@sementink8844]

door monster rimworld and mods

[@generalkitten2100]

@@sementink8844 So exactly the same video but with cat ears

[@sementink8844]

@@generalkitten2100 exactly

[@TheSqoad]

After my last playthrough being cannibal colony on the ice sheets, I actually forgot you could recruit prisoners. For obvious reasons.

[@remen_emperor]

"Oh like a farm? Ya, I think that breeding humans for specific traits is a little unethical" "...I was thinking more a prison. For criminals. Where you trap them and give them food until-" "Give the food food? I think we're talking about the same thing"

[@blarg2429]

A prisoner recruitment/organ harvesting scheme in the ice streets, a cannibal colony in the ice sheets.

[@ArtThingies]

Why do I feel like literally everyone I tlak to about Rimworld says that their last or current colony is a cannibal colony?

[@TheSqoad]

​@@ArtThingies I mean, the game is just easier that way. Keeping a colinist happy can be pretty hard. Everything upsets them. No matter how many flowers you plant, or board games you have, or tasty gourmey meals you serve, a single bad day will set your colony doctor into a death spiral. First she digs up the burried dead and throws the corpses all over the dining hall, then she starts harassing the research team, then she sets the colony on fire which kills her husband and all other staff. And finally she goes after the expedition team who just came back with vital supplies. And now the whole colony is gone, the doctor died of malaria, and the expedition team has fallen into deep depression as they look over the ashes of their former home. And this is from my personal experience! Meanwhile a cannibal is just so happy all the time. Lost a leg? Have the flu? The colony is set to -17C? Getting bullied by the other colonists? No problem! Today is a great day! Because this cannibal ate human steak for breakfast, and he's on top of the world! No mind breaks, everyone is productive, and the feedback loop of raids just keeps increasing the joy. Besides, hunting/farming is a hassle. I like doing it, but it's heartbreaking when my Muffalos die from age, disease, or raids. Meanwhile there's a metaphorical conveyor belt of bandit flesh just filling up the pantry, so even a bad harvest won't leave the cannibal colony hungry.

[@tickytickytango5634]

Normally we would let you join, but it just so happens that one of our colonists is in desperate need of new organs after being stabbed eighteen times.

[@renimusmaximus]

Rimworld, one of the few games out there where people who try and murder everyone you know and love that get taken prisoner probably will be treated better than at least some of your colonists.

[@nazzurro]

Also, sometimes the ones you know and love are some of the ones attacking.

[@AramatiPaz]

My prisoners don't work and have a table near the bed. Can't have better life's.

[@minerharry]

Kyle’s “…ᴅʀᴜɢs?” KILLED me

[@Sinaeb]

The best strategy to keep prisoners happy is to make a hole on the roof above their bed

[@rory8182]

wha, how?

[@Sinaeb]

@@rory8182 outdoors mood outdoors mood only check if the pawn is under sky with no obstruction

[@KaosFireMaker]

Free Skylight And Shower!

[@kabhes9040]

@@KaosFireMaker in bed

[@VivvyLacare]

I've got a ridiculous amount of hours and never once have thought to do this, this is legitimately brilliant!

[@HPL1908w]

Amazing, Rimworld is such a massive game that everyone will have unique experiences, yet this video is 100% relatable.

[@Darkprosper]

As a Rimworld player, I do have to say that Peters has a point. The game does get samey after a point, there isn't really that much variety to it outside of what the player puts themselves, which of course doesn't count. Ideologies did shake things up a bit, but every time I have an idea for a new game of Rimworld, the experience turns out to be mostly the same.

[@AramatiPaz]

@@anondimwit I agree with you. I a fell the games are getting too much the same I just change something about the way o play. Like stopping to avoid fuel generator and main building in wood. No more recruiting. Became nomad. Be proactive and attack the pirate bases. Etc. This way the novel don't ends.

[@HarrisonRocks]

@@Darkprosper Your comment is like saying Lego is boring because you lack the imagination to create anything new. The problem is with you, not the game.

[@Darkprosper]

@@HarrisonRocks Hmm, to an extent. I mean, there is always the possibility to add infinite value through player storytelling. But that's not through any quality of the game. However, when it comes to the actual possibilities that the game offers, playing Rimworld is like playing Lego with a limited amount of different pieces, and more importantly, a limited amount of allowed combinations. The actual, building freedom permitted by the game features isn't that big. It's a good game to base your roleplaying on... but it's not that deep of a simulation game.

[@MetalusPipeus]

@@Darkprosper you seem to forget that mods exist

[@LezbionestHere]

Hell yes! more rimworld content

[@nburtoninferno]

Rimworld opens up a whole can of new sketch potential. Game is wild.

[@spenceduggs]

Might wanna dodge the liver on that guy, tho. If he's "drinking the day away," it'll be about as useful as an overused dishwashing sponge

[@jansmith3613]

"Eating without a table", is becoming the gamer-slang equivalent to," taking an arrow to the knee", or, Leroy Jenkins.

[@triumphantobtuse7830]

You forgot the part where the prisoner breaks out, beats to death the strongest melee combatant you have with his bare fists, then dodges a bullet only to have it enter the heart and immediately kill the colonist standing behind him... Rimworld is a trip man.

[@TheCarloCarlone]

I planned on recruiting one guy, I even converted him to my ideoligion. Then he tryed to escape. Of course I didn't want to kill him, so I only sent my melee figther, the one using a blunt weapon. Because blunt weapons don't cut, so the prisoner would collapse from pain with minimal risks of dying. Except that my melee fighter had a zeushammer. The prisoner collapsed without dying, but he was missing one arm and one leg: completely destroyed by sheer blunt damage. One sigh later I sacrificed him to the spirits of the mountaign and later ate him. Rimworld sure is wild

[@LucasCarter2]

I would not complain if we had more rimworld videos.

[@SpecialAgentCake]

Amazing touch, having Kyle wearing a button-up shirt and pants with nothing else. It's a really small touch but it also really shows how much you guys care about little stuff

[@weareharbinger914]

I think this guy was from a colony I ran. The golden bed and statue about defeating a squirrel are very familiar.

[@planefan082]

I once made a beach resort colony. I eventually lost the save to a bugged mod because I made the mistake of playing on Commitment Mode

[@vineveer4358]

I got about halfway through the video before realizing it was a Rimworld sketch.

[@MissNulle2000]

"Occasionally i suddenly stop whatever im doing. No matter the importance of the task at hand. To take an aimless stroll and suddenly drop down and stare at the sky for a few hours even while there are better more efficient entertainment solutions so that i have to spend a few hours, rather than minutes reacharging my batteries.." Is what i like to imagine he said after "i mostly work"

[@Blablarrr]

I am just playing Rimworld, after a 1+ year hiatus. And now this fucking guy is making a video on it. I love it.

[@TheLegacyofKingXeno]

"This clearly was not a prison cell before I got here so what was it? Hopefully not somebody's bedroom." I feel attacked.

[@mirjanbouma]

Yup, that's Rimworld alright! I hope Kate (Cait? I'm sorry) will pull through. Otherwise Kyle might "volunteer" to deal with a sudden infestation.

[@DXHaseoXD]

Not having a table isn’t something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

[@Protag_Shilex]

this is the most accurate representation of rimworld without using footage of the game ever.

[@mangojuice6083]

This randomly popped up in my feed. I fucking loved every single part of it, absolutely hilarious and on point to rimmy characters lmao. Subscribed!

[@ThatGuyorSum]

Holy shit where did this high quality Rimworld content come from? 5/5, eating without a table is a war crime.

[@gabestepstone5762]

not to mention factions blame you for their members' death by random predators XD

[@TitanLordofPizza]

This is basically entirely what Rimworld is in a nutshell.

[@jddes]

I know it's the point of the video, but it actually feels like you've just plopped a camera down between two pawns discussing life on the Rim

[@gabrielamaral978]

This such a good representation of rimworld

[@nicholasheideman9572]

I would love to see more of the RimWorld with you guys

[@RK-cj4oc]

I am so happy you guys are uploading so much again. Thank you. And keep up the great work.

[@failure4452]

What I love about Door Monster skits is that you can never have played or watched whatever they’re referencing and they’re still entertaining

[@WakkasLove]

It makes me so happy to see Rimworld getting love like this. And this skit was so spot on. :D

[@denverbeek]

Finally another Rimworld video!

[@mota478]

Eating without a table is a legit rimworld Warcrime

[@pendantblade6361]

I should mention to newcomers of RimWorld prisoners dont have an Entertainment bar, so it's useless to put a chess table in the prison cell. Best to use a statue if you want to up the room's beauty.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

Or a good+ quality chair, if you don't have an artist yet.

[@talltroll7092]

@@gingerinajacket8519 Yep, early colonies often benefit from giving the prisoners all the best stuff (and often just the best rooms overall) to get some extra manpower ASAP

[@kperson4560]

And eating without a table is worse than selling someone into slavery.

[@XMysticHerox]

Or you could just enslave them with ideology.

[@lodthefraud4993]

I love Rimworld and Door Monster, this is the crossover I needed

[@simplyspenser887]

Darn, i was giggling at entire video, but, as usual, ending was makes me burst from laughing:) Great one guys, thank you!

[@pendantblade6361]

The reason I subbed to DoorMonster was because of your RimWorld video. Glad to see it back!

[@icymanipulation4482]

FUCK YEAH RIMWORLD DOOR MONSTER CONTENT. THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THIS CHANNEL!

[@Br3ttM]

Sounds like Dwarf Fortress, except in Dwarf Fortress, the captured invader would be used for target practice, and instead of organ harvesting, you use their bones for crafting materials, like making bone crossbow bolts to shoot at the next goblin invasion. Also, there's no mention of lava in this video.

[@jddes]

Waiit, I didn't even notice until the outro about the slot in the door...that's some great work

[@FilmGuy7000]

A perfect Rimworld representation. I was just waiting for a mention of harvesting his organs lol.

[@Darfeyn]

That poor guy may be detained in an empty room with no TV, potted plants, or even drugs... But they at least gave him some clothes!

[@VivvyLacare]

Rimworld is one of my absolute favorite games ever and I have put way more time into it than I'd like to admit but wow this is such a vibe and incredible acting on both your parts, especially the fact that most of your warden's humor had to come from only his eyes, just superb!! :)

[@Volthoom]

Ah yes, eating without a table is not something i'd wish on my worst enemy.

[@gatlinggun511]

Most unrealistic part of this is that everyone has their own room and not rooms filled to the brim with sleeping spots

[@kingSTKS]

for every request he made it should have been a new scene where he is missing more limbs

[@yoimsecond]

It feels good to have you guys back, used to watch every video back in the day! Thanks for this one too!

[@kaschey6145]

Wow, didn't expect more Rimworld here. Everything is so accurate XD

[@theulfhednar2655]

"You put a knife in someone, so locking you in a room was a great idea we decided"

[@grftaNitro]

This is on point

[@KuroniX]

I love this game. Thanks for bringing door monster magic to the Rim Worlds

[@egilzroshi9737]

That was a very impressive "mental breakdown" cosplay from Kayl's part.

[@SpicyFiur]

As you watch this - you just agree with everything. When the end hits you go like: Oh... yeah...

[@secondagent5998]

This video was actually hilarious

[@charlessandison5740]

"Not even a potted plant? Chest table?...Drugs?"

[@primoridalspatula663]

Man, when kyle says at the end card "I'm trapped in a definitely real empty room", I thought he was still playing the mental breakdown character. Not that the entire room was actually fake.

[@denhanced5278]

Man, haven't got a Rimworld skit in a while, thanks peeps!

[@dawesome_sauce]

This captures the essence of RimWorld to a T. I don't know how you pulled that off, but by jove you got it.

[@Magic__7]

Rimworld A game that has taken more hours from me than i wish to admit this was soo good

[@mesmith7015]

Ah, I see you are a channel of culture as well.

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

He only stabbed eighteen times? Cmon I was expecting *TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS*

[@3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid]

I love this game and I love your sketches about it, so please keep making them

[@molybdaen11]

Thats true, you never have enough rooms at the start of a game. But clothes? They will just survive the cold weather ...

[@Noobert]

This wasnt your room was it?

[@numa28612]

This is exactly every playthough of Rimworld for me! So funny!

[@Techstriker1]

"This was clear not a prison cell before I got here" The accuracy is painful 🤣

[@itaybron]

someone save Kyle he's stuck in the backrooms again.

[@MilesTheMan]

This man had to eat WITHOUT a table? Honestly, this colony has committed far bigger crimes than him.

[@otakukaku]

Is it just me or does it seem like it is Kyle's quest in life now to look as much like Frodo as possible?

[@EXMachina.]

Feeling Depressed: -Ate without a table - My allies died - My daughter died - My friends died - My lover died - Ate pasted meal - Had organs harvested + Nice barracks + Extremely comfortable room

[@talltroll7092]

THEY MADE YOU EAT WITHOUT A TABLE?!???!one? That's it, break out and kill. Them. All. No mercy

[@keithstone8693]

Naked tribal. Pros: single passion into construction, and a double passion in social. Cons: low mental break threshold. Yeah, nah. We turning him into a chair.

[@voxlknight2155]

I love how its barely even a joke. Its just mostly talking about the literal mechanics of the game.

[@aaronimp4966]

"We're probably going to use you for organ transplants." The Spiffing Brit in the corner, tapping his fingers together maniacally; "Organ transplants?!? No no no no no, don't be silly. We're SELLING his organs for a high profit. Of course, we could probably spare a few for Kate over there, but then again..." *Lazer eyes intensifies*

[@limontree476]

"It turns out if you sell the organs and then buy them back immediately, the kindeys duplicate."

[@persephonekajira7269]

😂🤣 How good is Kyle's delivery!!?? Great stuff Door Monster, these are truly awesome sketches 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ОннокорОктябрь]

Colonist: Gosh we struggled too far but we managed to create the most beautiful and functional colony Random prisoner: I WANT SO MUCH

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

[@elafimilo8199]

I almost never know what Door Monster is talking about, but that just contributes to the feeling of madness, so I'm cool with it.

[@siegent]

excellent delivery of the word "normal"

[@cyphusgameclips]

Top tier video! I always thought my prisoners were being a bit picky lol