CLOSER - Sci-Fi Short Movie - Full HD

[@sanferla1]

This got it all: scifi, comedy, great effects, characters you can sympathize with, great plot, and a little conspiracy theory disclosure about human history. Very well done!

[@mandolinic]

Don't forget the music!

[@aranha3756]

Os extra-terrestres têm preferência por pessoas idiotas 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobsmithinskipov7010]

Agreed

[@sergelibe4946]

​@@aranha3756C 'est normal , L 'Alien a eu une mauvaise fin dans Terminator Les Aliens se méfient maintenant 😊😊😊

[@realjoanna]

Who doesn't like a good nerd turned hero movie?! Great acting, wonderful cinema photography, amazing graphics. More please!!

[@CatboyChemicalSociety]

Yea I would like to see a war between space communists and reptilian anarchaic democracy.

[@MRSZ5440]

He sure had a pretty woman for a nerd.

[@Basajjasubi_Dodovich]

youtube.com/@BasajjasubiDodovich?si=pauZpTvDnAKYw6IN

[@staredsky]

finally a short not just with cool effects and CG, but also with a strong idea, a coherent path, a well narrated story. 10/10

[@ritagomes7838]

15:20 Nice nod to the universal ''Live long and prosper!'' gesture. Rest in peace and serenity Leonard Nemoy, the world is a lesser place without you.

[@HelenaPedroso]

🖖🙏

[@staroceans8677]

So true 👏

[@Basajjasubi_Dodovich]

youtube.com/@BasajjasubiDodovich?si=pauZpTvDnAKYw6IN

[@andythomason5576]

Best short Ive seen. good story line, decent acting and well done special effects. over all an incredibly well done short !

[@andythomason5576]

+Jhon starcher ! forgot to mention makeup.

[@TheRealReVeLaTioN]

you need to watch more shorts on this channel!!! this short is crap compared to the other shorts they have! ok... i meant, check out the shorts they have on [the CGBros] channel! they have much better shorts than this crap.

[@GatchamanG4]

Agree 💯 %

[@СтаниславаШеева-ж2н]

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[@e.g.systems6146]

Thoroughly enjoyable! The humour worked, and the best test of all - I actually started to "care" about the characters, and that's what makes a film worth watching. Make more!

[@aliservan7188]

It's directed like an advertisement and edited like a music video but great special effects, a nice sense of humour and the soundscape was epic. Sounds amazing on expensive headphones.

[@robinaddis-vaughn7271]

Damn, that was good! It would be interesting to see what a full length film would be like! I don't expensive anything, but it still sounded great!

[@Iforgot___________-________75]

Great job guys. What I dont get is why there are so many thumbs down???? Just the hard work and passion when making this should guarantee no dislikes. Cant stand haters..

[@ralphcraig5816]

It went so quickly, and I didn't want it to end. Clear sign of a winner...

[@eyesopen5644]

P.S. AT THE END, I WAS UPSET (AND STILL AM), THAT IT WAS THE END! I WANTED MORE!!!

[@DownhillAllTheWay]

The two great rules of suspense ... Rule 1 : Leave them wanting more ... Ru ...

[@yolamontalvan9502]

EYES OPEN - They go to the tent, and start making love. What they do cannot be shown on KZbin. They just leave it to your wild imagination.

[@jasonsuggs9480]

SOMEBODY GIVE THESE GUYS A MOVIE DEAL! I never comment on anything, but I feel COMPELLED to make one here. Love the cinemetography--great POV shot dropping the cell phone back into bag...it catches you, as you don't see it used that way, and the final fight scene setup / shot was EPIC. I would consider it to be right at homne in the MARVEl MCU...it was just...FUCKING FANTASTIC. The writing / story was GREAT! It's truly lacking in modern professional movies these days. Even the music was great. WTF are these guys doing shooting movies for youtube??? They should be doing this professionally!!!!

[@FrancisManantin]

I Wana do dis too!

[@julianalejandro369]

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[@julianalejandro369]

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[@TroyGold100]

Yes!! Please more of this - it's absolutely resonating with my imagination! Loved it!

[@magmathon2]

Just started binging on these short films, and I really like this one. Great story line, and its gives you just enough to grasp the concept. ♡

[@arun_mohanzenovianz]

Awsome no more words.... No need of making it as a full movie it has given fully satisfaction of a 3hr movie Including all mix Fiction Thrill Spicy Romantic Etc Etc..awsome

[@yliberal6355]

This would make a great cinema film. Can't wait for part two, but please. . . Make it much longer!!!

[@LordTeejay]

They definitely need to extend!

[@stevegeorge5322]

Bravo! Well Done! Loved this!!! More Please!

[@AllThingsFilm1]

Great short. One of the best sci-fi shorts I've seen. Great concept. Great humor. Great VFX. Good job! Thanks for sharing.

[@dockaos924]

Watched quite a lot of these sci/fi fantasy shorts in the last few weeks, they range from good to brilliant thnx for your dedication 👍

[@olvizalbares8003]

Cjydrxtbkbuxo se si tu 💋

[@ricardoabreu4997]

Not this one

[@heliooliveira7755]

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[@andyfleming6784]

I freaking love it. Humour and scifi make an awesome combination. Pleeeease bring out a sequel. :-)

[@mind_of_a_darkhorse]

Marvel could sure use you right now! Fantastic Story! Everything was balanced and perfect!

[@joesoulier4032]

I cant understand , how they didn't try to make this film into a full movie, because that shit was cool .

[@LimogesDiver]

This story has been told a few times. Doesn't attract the big bucks investment money. That's why the guy's acting was a bit B-movie-ish.

[@jkseamus]

@@LimogesDiver B-movie-ish... these moves are better then any film brough out recently. They have every thing that the big movies lack.

[@LimogesDiver]

@@jkseamus I agree they are good shorts, but can you not find several movies just like this one?

[@jkseamus]

@@LimogesDiver sadly I can not. If they where I would go see them in the cinema. I fear to if the ppl who made this one, lets the fame go to their heads the movies will start to lack and follow the same trend of no creativity as the big movie currently do.

[@iamkurgan1126]

These shorts are the only decent scifi movies out there in recent times.

[@fullfrontaltubeity]

Epic, engaging, sweet, humorous, deep and meaningful all in 20 min. BRAVO BRAVA!!!! Love it love it. Encore! These characters already have my allegiance. Regular guy chosen. The girlfriend is perfect. She's wonderful. A Selma H. if I ever saw one. ..I would watch if a franchise. Well done.

[@spacecase8888]

That was awesome. Brilliant digital effects. Would've been more realistic if the aliens were telepathic, the spacecraft was disk or cylinder shaped (looking like it was fashioned from a single piece of metal, not manufactured parts assembled around a frame) and silent in their propulsion. And yes, I am saying that this short film is not far from stuff that is really happening.

[@PauloCuralov]

Excellent !!! Everybody loves funny heroes.

[@ondrejh5941]

A Hollywood-style story, but decent CGI and good acting. Nice job guys.

[@joshodzelmans2625]

Excellent. I'd watch 2 hours of it. Be nice to see the actors loosen up a little with more dialogue to work with, kinda get in to their own a bit more. Great cinematography, beautiful ship, great everything, really. Can't wait for the sequel. Watched this twice, now.

[@TheSnakeeater2012]

OMG...wish this was a 3 hour film. Great movie. You are on your way my friend.

[@andreasschmidt2534]

Top cool .😀😁😂😃😄😅😉😉😉😉😉

[@billypalmer8525]

Very well done and thought out.

[@DigiLusionist]

Of all of the Dark shorts, I liked this one the best. Had a clear beginning, middle, and end. Interesting characters (with humor), and good SPFX.

[@tonyprice2256]

But the best shorts, in my opinion, were the shorts this girl was wearing.

[@circomnia9984]

That hot spacechick, trying to do the Spock salute at the end just cracked me up!!! Well done!! XD

[@joseantoniobuitragominano3820]

THE LAST SCENE IS A TRIBUTE TO STAR TREK!!!!!! WELL DONE!!!! STAR TREK FIRST GENERATION!!!!

[@polkmn123]

地球上的蜥蜴人是我們的祖先，不會殺害人類也不會吃人，

[@trmon8890]

YES!!! can't wait to see the squeal ..... LOVE IT

[@wayneg2139]

Elena Cucci and the alien girl are stunning. Great idea loved it. Live long and prosper.

[@LuisBarbarito]

I really enjoyed this short movie. The Reptile like guy looked like he was wearing a Super Mandalorian armour and weapons, and the alien chick that looked like a real life version of Rei Ayanami was extremely beautiful! I also like the part where the guy gets powers, he looked sort of Super Saiyan and I even thought he was going to turn into the green Ranger or something at one point. Indeed a very good movie!

[@deltaman2283]

When this video was uploaded I was 9 years old...got my first internet connection when I was 11 years old and on 2021 I'm watching this...now I'm 16...goin to be 17 after few months...damn this is really epic! I'm amazed all these years I didn't watched it...Deserves more views and likes and subscribers! I subscribed! Keep up the great work!

[@ronjon7942]

Laf…”…amazed all these years” he says. I’m so old. A 16yo brain trapped in a 54yo body. I don’t know why this comment made me think this.

[@thyubernoob]

I like the Spock hand wave at the end!

[@joelee5875]

This has every element a great film does. Great work Angelo Licata. Thank you.

[@robertmoore1963]

Loved it, and waiting for the next part: this has the potential for a great series

[@michaeld8800]

Best movie I've ever seen. "To be continued...". Wish I can see the next chapter...

[@coreyc47]

Man, that girl could melt steel with those warm eyes!

[@duhastmech]

10PM on a phone that's been constantly searching for service WITH the Bluetooth on and it has 80%? That's the hardest part of the story to believe!

[@ronjon7942]

Good. I wasn’t the only one.

[@JohnJ469]

I liked it, very well done. The reptilian effects were worthy of a big budget production and the story was tight. I have to add that Francesca Gandolfo was wonderfully alien in the role, almost angelic with Elena Cucci being utterly believable. (And almost impossibly stunning) Well done everybody, a terrific job. When is Part 2 coming out?

[@DarkMagic666]

+JohnJ469 OMG the story was OK, I'll grant you that but you really liked this sophomoric dialogue? Holy cow was this bad writing !!

[@JohnJ469]

DarkMagic666 Everybody has to start somewhere. And please read and understand what I wrote, I wrote of effects and story, I didn't mention scripting. ;)

[@fabiodasilvaamancio9352]

Fábio mudou

[@fabiodasilvaamancio9352]

Amigo seu jagas muitos

[@Roachrancher]

Im not used to write something like this but...the woman who played the alien is stunningly gorgeous...

[@taemeister9302]

I mean what I say here: That alien woman is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life of 35 yrs.

[@OneWouldThink]

I dated her for about a half year, she's really sweet for an alien.

[@miguelrresidentevilfantype7843]

Crosser888 yeah she's also stunningly Nordic a pure blonde blue eyed race they are much laller than adults from Earth and move extremely faster than us and there IQ is better than perfect....

[@nihilist4184]

she is proly a sexy milf but done up with lights and alien gear she looks godlike.

[@therealborischang]

Well that certainly makes it a good movie.

[@dieabeticgamingph7729]

From when I am in time watching, this vid was uploaded 8 years ago. But short as it is, it's awesome! The galactic war between Pleiades (The Nordic babe) and Alpha Draconis (the rep) with Earth in the middle was depicted so well. Great Show. Wish they made it into a series though...

[@mikemoore2791]

humour and a very human reaction. brilliant on every level in every way.

[@brel3274]

High quality music and special effects. As for the rest, very disappointing. Are the writers and producer's frightened to think above the belt, or do they think thats All Human's think about or are good for. They should've gotten in touch with Gene Roddenbury of Star Trek fame, Steven Speilberg of ET fame, or Chris Carter of X Files fame, or perhaps take a tip from the creator's of Paul. We're really in trouble if this is the best that the minds behind this piece, can come up with.

[@mikemoore2791]

brel3274 Be as high brow and elitist as you like but I question whether you actually watched Star Trek. There were lots of beautiful women in the series and Captain Kirk was a ladies man. Clearly you are a self important holier than thou type. Sod off. I think you are afraid of your own nature as a human.

[@kokocipher]

hahaha,

[@mwillblade]

"Sod off ?" , is it the same meaning as "Fuck off " ?

[@jafrost1328]

+brel3274 dude, relax. it's a 20 minute Sci Fi short on KZbin, not a $180million adaptation of Hyperion.

[@LargestClassifieds]

This is Box office material. Look forward to next episode.

[@darrensmith6104]

Better than most of the mainstream cinema productions...!

[@ashokrayvenn]

Goes to get firewood…has no tools but his hands--Master Class camper!!!

[@KalyanKrishna1]

I know, the cgi is okay, but the plot is just lame. I was literally wondering when would the alien lady pick her gun and shoot, but no.. let’s just wait for the bad guy to get ready to hit them back again 😂

[@everydayPianoPractice]

Vulcan salute at end was a funny twist. Confused the poor girl.

[@MajCyric]

+Tommie N. Carter, Jr. 2 in the Pink and 2 in the Stink...

[@TheArchAngel123]

+Tommie N. Carter, Jr. but Mr Leonard Nimoy approved of it.. (rest his soul)

[@mickmack578]

had me laughing so hard....

[@LoneBrowncoat]

I saw that coming, LLAP and much better than "May the force be with you." .

[@Texasecede]

Tommie N. Carter, Jr. It was the sign for "Live long and prosper."

[@MoniJohnson]

They're gonna need more than one watch.

[@blankityblanks407]

Sci-Fi laced with humour = WINNER!

[@kurtdowney1489]

That was great all around!

[@JabberCT]

Funny and awesome. Loved it!

[@eyesopen5644]

AWESOME! I HOPE U MAKE THIS INTO A 2, OR 3-HOUR MOVIE!!!

[@njosborne6152]

EYES OPEN No but it’s a hell of a prologue 👈🏾 izopnyde

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Crowd fund this to a full length movie!

[@jondoe5966]

Loving the comedy in this film, actors gelled well togeather. CGI awesome, good story line. 👍

[@bymohenski]

Excellent production and direction. Thumbs up!

[@TroyGold100]

...to be continued...YES, PLEASE!!! A great short-movie experience - soo much in line with my imagination! Absolutely loved it!

[@mcaardvark42]

Brilliant film -- want a lot more please.

[@nellieprice6403]

So when is this follow up movie going to see the light? INTERESTING stuff man!

[@kevincozens6837]

I think I've seen this before. Well done short. I also like how he was gathering wood to build a fire for their campsite located a short distance behind the sign seen at 6:00 that says "No camping. No fires." :)

[@PaulsavercoolbSavercool]

I want more!

[@florinluciannegut8122]

when will we be able to see the continuation of this video? super cool this video.

[@OdeeOz]

Great opening scene with killer CGI and music! Well done!

[@rlwieneke]

this was really well done. a full movie would be nice.

[@subhanalishah6775]

rlwieneke haha. Yaaa

[@utubeusercommenting7691]

I hope the continuation is not long in coming! First sy-fi short I’ve ever watched and it did not disappoint.

[@MMAGamblingTips]

Dust has tons. Watch their series ATROPA

[@damiendraycott6091]

Absolutely Brilliant B-Movie Nonsense. Just what i needed for a relax on my Friday Nite. I luv the way the goodie spaceship looks like a designer soccer shoe. I luv his Teen Wolf T shirt. I luv the alien ladies inability to do the Vulcan Sign from Star Trek. I luv The Tent being in a no camping zone. I luv the star wars opening sequence. I luv the ending. Thank you. We all need more good Space Comedy!

[@jder06]

That was very well done and very overly cute too, I loved it !

[@hudsonriver3188]

A full movie would be great - at the end I felt like I wanted more - thanks for upload

[@brianbrewster6532]

At first blush, I though that attractive, lithe alien was some sort of CGI on her face. But no, it was Francesca Gandolfo, the Italian actress. While this was entertaining, I found some of the sound f/x lame and the musical score worse. But there were nice elements of humor and sexiness which made this better than some full length movies I've watched over the years.

[@EarthBound6]

Does anyone know of any other films she (Francesca Gandolfo) is in? I Googled and all it found was this one. I am hoping I overlooked something.

[@raffaelevalente7811]

Meglio tardi che mai! (Visto 8 anni la produzione) Un vero capolavoro! Complimenti a tutti. Il viso della donna aliena sembrava in CGI: fantastico!

[@davewilson4058]

Looking forward to episode 2. Thoroughly enjoyed the special effects and storyline. gorgeous alien, nice arse. Our hero has got big problems coming by the look of the final scene.

[@Shaimusics]

Closer 2 please !! Awesome :)

[@simongamal1597]

Questo film mi è stato mostrato da un caro amico, Carlo Trevisan, regista indipendente di grande talento. Noto subito Riviera Film e mi collego ad Angelo Licata. Altro regista indipendente di grande talento, e mi viene subito in mente l'eccellente prodotto Dark Resurrection. Facendo 2+2, posso scommettere che sarà qualcosa di sicuramente interessante. Ormai è da tempo che non scrivo una recensione. Chi mi conosce sa che ultimamente decido di farlo solo in rari casi, e quasi sempre indipendenti, o riguardo a particolare saghe/registi che mi stanno a cuore. Come ho detto, trovando questo prodotto molto interessante, e alternativo nel panorama italiano, ho deciso di scrivere questa piccola review. Il film parte un po' al di sotto delle mie aspettative: la computer grafica iniziale mostra dei modelli 3d, che per quanto di discreta fattura, non hanno una fisica poi così convincente. Detto in due parole di facile comprensione: oscillano troppo. L'inquadratura successiva mi fa cascare in un momentaneo baratro: un sedere (in questo caso di ottima fattura mi permetto di dire), con a seguire un cambio di focale, mostrando un viso con un'espressione che mi ha richiamato alla mente le tipiche espressioni di Vacanze di Natale (su tutte quelle di Amendola o Calà, dell'83). Se da un lato la cosa possa essere citazionista, dall'altro non ne vedo un nesso con ciò che mi apprestavo a vedere. Anche il tanga che esce dai pantaloncini della protagonista me lo sarei risparmiato, sinceramente. Ma andiamo avanti, la qualità è sicuramente crescente. Sono bravi, lei è un po' compiaciuta, ma ci sta ai fini del personaggio. Lui fa delle espressioni veramente buffe, ma senza essere artificioso, anzi, ha una spontaneità innata. La regia coinvolge sempre di più da qui, diventando molto cinematografica. La storia prosegue in perfetto stile anni '80, citando fortunatamente ben altro. Si passa da Lamù, a Ken il guerriero, ad Incontri del terzo tipo, fino ad E.T. e Guerre Stellari (nelle musiche). La fotografia è molto ricercata, e gli effetti speciali sono convincenti. Forse è un poco abusato l'uso dei flare, ma in ogni caso il tutto, corredato di un audio d'impatto, da l'effetto di trovarsi di fronte ad una produzione americana con tutti i crismi. Il combattimento (che in alcune inquadrature incespica un po', ma nel complesso funzionante), i poteri, l'ambientazione... Ma soprattutto la regia e la produzione esecutiva nel mettere tutto insieme in maniera così efficace. C'è tutto quello che serve per dare allo spettatore la sensazione di un cinema d'oltre oceano, con elementi da commedia brillante, fino a quelli più classici di fantascienza. Si vede la passione per gli eighties, sia cinematografica che nell'animazione nipponica, ma non solo, si vede in generale la passione per il cinema. E' un peccato che sia solo un cortometraggio, sarebbe molto interessante vederne lo sviluppo di una serie, o ancora meglio, di un lungometraggio, magari da poter vedere nelle sale. Sarebbe veramente una piega positiva per il cinema italiano, un cinema che ormai, salvo piccole eccezioni, non esiste più, ed è composto essenzialmente da film demenziali o politici. Voto 8/10. Saluti vulcaniani a tutti.

[@mayhemacres725]

Ok, this would make either a great movie or an excellent series. Thanks for sharing it!

[@kuritsa_sutulitsa]

Moral: don`t go camping where there is a table with a sign "no camping"...))

[@gmeister03]

Thisn

[@eleventen9160]

I saw the sign,and I thought there gonna be at least one coment like this..

[@jjgarcia663]

love this short film. I was hoping there is/was a part2. the concept is unique and has great possibilities even the space craft and CGI graphics. I give it a very positive rating.

[@Harmonyandspirits]

That alien girl is daaaaaammnnn cute im in love lol nice shortfilm! :)

[@greenwoodpictures]

This was really good. I don't see what other people are complaining about. This could be a feature film someday.

[@pontram]

So nice and well done! Waiting for the sequel...will that ever happen ?

[@jabema07]

i could see this being a Ben10 origin story

[@glennparker9059]

This no place for children

[@ericmcquisten]

Who ever played the girlfriend in this short film, is insanely beautiful... like wow! Oh yeah, and the rest of the film was good too.

[@ericmcquisten]

thanks Brigitte, good to know... like to give credit where credit is due :)

[@rohitjain9080]

+Eric McQuisten I loved her ass

[@UMESHCHAUDHARY4]

Rohit Jain

[@davespragg4570]

Eric McQuisten we have a girl who looks so much like her in our local Muffin Break Café here in uk. very attractive I'm a regular coffee drinker now just to see her.

[@AlbertAguirre]

Great work! Love the Teen Wolf tee!

[@sanferla1]

Best last line in all the movies: "does this mean I'm not gonna get laid?" ROFL

[@-VaLaK]

Jo Veno Were you really rolling on the floor laughing???? By the way, the year 2000 rang, they said you had something of theirs 🤔

[@donbacker9883]

Jo Veno I bet you say that a lot.

[@djterry1218]

Well done!

[@sidoftheid496]

Brilliant film. Great effects, great acting and a music score reminiscent of the late James Horner. Well done to all concerned. Absolutely brilliant.

[@scottcupp8129]

Indeed so. Very much agreed sir. I was thinking that the score was reminisce of James Horner as well. The man was brilliant!

[@scottcupp8129]

as a composer myself, James was always a big inspiration to me.

[@OfficeofImageArchaeology]

Very nice, your production had a fine beginning an excellent story that kept you intrigued and ending that completed the story with a possible part 2. So many of these short Films leave you somewhere in the middle of the production and they call it the end. I will subscribe in hopes of seeing more. Thank you

[@KnolltopFarms]

Best short I've watched all evening. Very nice combination of great effects, props, cinematography, sound, lighting, and good acting too, which sadly is often the missing link in these short films! Thank you very much for the show, I hope to see more of your work, and hope you're already making good pay-checks by now. Aloha, KTFs

[@joseantonioreyes8388]

Knolltop Farms en español serie

[@seanviper99]

I'd take that alien ass any day over the girl

[@hl99monster38]

Knolltop Farms This should have big budget powers that be shifting there pants

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Bjay was here. 🤪

[@freedomisnotfree9129]

They bought the LIE!...Not aliens Demons. Not superior...fallen angels...Titans, Nephalum offspring..judgment.

[@bendue5556]

Am here again to watch Closer for the umpteenth time. Such a beautiful script

[@tomski787]

This is great! Like the little comic touch near the end...What about the evil alien's spaceship? You know what the bloody military's like, if they get their hands on the fucking thing, they'll end up destroying the Earth! Seriously, a fine effort. Well done!

[@ivosmoky3404]

Why no 2nd part?It is the best short Sci-Fi on tube.I love that space girl D:

[@Kjones520]

You should make a sequel out of this. This is fantastic. 😄

[@janettomlin950]

Great short video! I truly believe that we never really know what we are capable of until we are pushed into discovering what that is!!!

[@Recken1]

Excellent job in and of itself. I would definately watch a full feature version. A+

[@davidlp6510]

The acting needs to improve a billion percent. It resembles 1950's TV mid afternoon acting.

[@pingupogstar469]

Overall this film was shallow as hell, unimpressive, and uninspiring

[@MoniJohnson]

@@davidlp6510 Agreed.

[@billlittlejohn2331]

Wow man wow!!!! I've been watching sci fi shorts for years and this is without a doubt the best one I've seen. The acting, sound, production values and all the rest are the best I've seen and I've seen many. If this came out in 13 why am I just now seeing it? I look forward to part 2 and your other films. I salute you. Well done. Very well done!

[@parapsychologist5402]

Can someone explain why they don't make it a "FEATURE" film. I'd work on Financial support for them.

[@drgeoffangel5422]

An excellent short Sc-Fi movie, very entertaining , will be a big hit if made into a Netflix series, absolutely no doubt about that! Well done and thank you

[@charlescorbett3865]

I will tell you the truth...it had me hook. I would love to see a whole movie.

[@DieFlabbergast]

What a coincidence! The aliens speak Welsh! I always knew there was something different about the Cymry.

[@awwbollocksthen1359]

'Yaki-da'

[@Eflatmajor7sharp11]

This was phenomenal. The sexual overtones were hilarious.