Roasting Your Smash Ultimate Main

[@Choctopus]

My roast game is weak but show me what you’ve got.

[@Bowzer2025]

I’m offended.

[@avxragereaper4733]

Lucas lost his brains cells along with his family

[@deltawdunn6597]

Paulatena is trash.

[@bonniejunk]

you can do mario combos with an NES controller

[@cpudraner]

The Ice Climbers roast was on point. I am hurteth.

[@FerousFolly]

These are all invalid as you're using a sideways joycon

[@indisciipline]

He's doing that for a reason

[@randomname2437]

Lol

[@thesuperballer9]

This is true

[@BarackObama-im5jq]

Yeah

[@mystic-wrongchannel422]

Nice

[@jigglybuff7505]

If you main random, he either didn't roast you at all, or roasted you 73 times

[@indridmothman6178]

Schrödinger’s main

[@duck5843]

how the heck do you main random props to anyone who does and is good

[@cranberrychili2260]

_Pick your poison_

[@FlamingGlitch]

True

[@estheay3611]

Wait, is that counting all 3 of the Pokémon trainer’s Pokémon?

[@nabstablook11]

"I'd prefer to have a plant than ivysaur in the game." sakurai: i gotchu bro

[@UnknownRayDar]

thats how we got hero

[@finleymaster101]

Ha! He says he'd rather have a plant than Ivysaur, but then says he'd rather have a Goomba than a plant! Make ya mind up!

[@danielbrownii3079]

за советскую РОССИЮ!

[@fizztastic1273]

PLANT GANG.

[@RizK1_]

“We want waluigi” Sakarai: hmmm sur- ACTUALLY fuck that Ima add like 1mil more fire emblem characters

[@powahbomb]

"Yeah sonic is good at running, his franchise into the ground." Damn. "Smash is the best 3d sonic game thats come out in over a decade." DAMN.

[@JfMusic-Melodic]

even though i low sonic it hard to argue with his assesment

[@JfMusic-Melodic]

love*

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

death.

[@Artistic__]

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E

[@Prsfgeq5289]

Smash isn’t even 3D that’s how bad his franchise is

[@Epicvibes999]

*”I Liked him better when he was Mario’s Double Jump”* That one caught me off guard

[@zerozerooneone6866]

Super mario bros wii mario could basically double jump because of yoshis flutter

[@zerozerooneone6866]

Just checking

[@theintruder8736]

I hate that one. Yoshi is my favorite character. I never sacrifice Yoshi in Super Mario games.

[@zerozerooneone6866]

True that though

[@AnArmoredMarch]

@@theintruder8736 yoshi is the weenie hut jr. of the mario franchise, which is basically just the Paris Hilton of casual games

[@tailsthedarkking838]

**Me, one of the very few Sonic mains and a very dedicated/loyal member of the fandom** "Smash is the best 3D Sonic game in decades." **I'm crying because he's right.**

[@izzaireredacted3018]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@izzaireredacted3018]

I agree. I love Sonic, and then he just low-key gonna drop dis bomb.

[@iamcat873]

Sonic is more of a good memory to me. I always played Sonic adventure two when I was younger. But the movie made his reputation worse 😂

[@svginari]

@@iamcat873 then there is sonic and mario at the olympic games on the wii-

[@spaghettimastercuzwhynot4531]

Should I bring up sonic generations and sonic colors

[@TriploonGD]

"People play random more than they play Sheik" Yesterday I was playing random and I got Shiek

[@acbox2273]

As a person who mains Sheik this hurts on an emotional level

[@aydenbilow9148]

*illuminati music*

[@silent_hunter6967]

Like your marble races 😉

[@gdatruezamykal7215]

For some reason, I get Shiek the most often when I play random.

[@hyrulesprincess]

ok i wasnt wearing my glasses but I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT READ SHREK INSTEAD OF SHEIK

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

I’d like to imagine all the characters are in one room listening to him roast them, and every time there’s a good roast the next one in line is laughing out loud until it’s his turn.

[@harbringerboredom2353]

Except maybe all samuses ans dr mario

[@notsaying7015]

Marth laughs in Japanese Also Marth: hurt.mp4

[@blockbusterhero2989]

Right lol

[@Goatpilgor]

I reckon I made a great vid- okay why is the entire smash roster outside my door?😰

[@darikster930]

"Smash is the best 3d Sonic game in a decade" DAAAAMN

[@suismarc]

Top 10 roasts that cannot be defeated

[@sackboy1665]

True tho

[@Big_Dec]

“My roast are weak” he says 😂

[@robertq11_]

Lel

[@darikster930]

@TheBoltMaster Ultimate is better

[@endshine2264]

Roasting characters. Ness mains: Aw shit, here we go again.

[@lilhoodlilwrist2417]

Endshine as a ness main I literally said that lol

[@NessMotherBound]

;-;

[@rafaelmonteiro7904]

Haavahaahahhaa foreal I really feel it

[@rafaelmonteiro7904]

Before I see it

[@IsabruhMoment]

**sigh**

[@akoxya]

"Im desperately waiting for more mii fighter costumes so i dont have to be reminded that im playing one of them" Sans:

[@inminded5552]

i've been searching for this

[@akoxya]

@@inminded5552 nice

[@struckrex]

Akoya *Nobody cared about who I was* _Until I put on the mask_

[@ChargedBonsai98]

OHHH! SICK BURN!!!

[@sayaplayr]

“Your going to have a bad time”

[@soulkarver956]

"I don't want to offend all four of you" "I liked him better when he was Mario's double jump" I'm a Ganon main, but goddamn these caught me off guard.

[@benwilkins9070]

Marth: **gets roasted about being a clone** Lucina: **gets roasted about being a clone** Me: seems fair.

[@phoenyxtaylor5750]

Both: *confused screaming*

[@turboluck1023]

Marth:speaks Japanese Lucina:speaks English Marth: you smell like crap!!! Lucina: you smell like cheese Marth:*speaks English* no u

[@Chris_Cheezy]

Ben Wilkins because all Asians look the same lol

[@hairyspider151]

He also called Lucina's design lazy... After copying his concept of roast for the last character

[@savien6401]

I mean it’s fair but technically Marth came first so he not a clone

[@enis-karra4575]

*"I'd insult Samus but I wouldn't want to upset all four of you Samus mains"* _that hurted more than I anticipated_

[@light161_]

that roast didnt age well

[@qah7673]

"Boohoo let me play Lifelight on the worlds smallest violen"

[@hauntedsoulz1240]

I feel you bro

[@killedb4ucme]

lmao... This man said hurted

[@light161_]

@@killedb4ucme WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. our feelings are hurted and you are being mean.

[@haydensmith9621]

3:32 "marth is just female lucina" "Lucina is just a copy and pasted marth"

[@sansibit4706]

Yes

[@biguspingus]

I like how he actually said “Marth is FEMALE Lucina” lol

[@Qwthetoast]

What the hell

[@HEHO476]

they copy pasted marth's face and changed the eyes a little LOL

[@gachashorty5149]

3:33

[@larrypoppins6273]

This man was RUTHLESS. I'm pretty sure some of these characters need bandages for how bad choctopus roasted them.

[@lordroy88]

“Yeah, Sonic is good at running. His franchise into the ground!” *Damn*

[@isaacaccomando435]

Interestingly enough, Sonic the hedgehog is the second most popular videogame franchise represented in smash. Check the numbers. Mario is the only one that beats it with 650,000,000 coppies of games. Sonic has 350,000,000. Pokemon is third at 300,000,000.

[@cirnosnumberfan6449]

Sonic isn't call Mario's rival for nothing, lol.

[@2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo]

Yeah pretty much every Sonic game in the 2010’s is trash except for Generations, I love the 90s games but I think the 2000s were the best decade for Sonic

[@cirnosnumberfan6449]

@@2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo Colors, Fire & Ice, Mania. Those were all good 2010s games, proving that point wrong.

[@We_Have_Dragons]

Isaac Accomando nope

[@AsH-qg1dr]

Me: *Laughing at the roasts* Choctopus: *Roasts my main* Me: *Stops smiling*

[@Weldedhodag]

*laughs in Samus main*

[@marcel8033]

@@Weldedhodag same

[@kristaex]

Mine wasn’t that bad he said jokers the weebiest character

[@AlienoRBLX]

Some Random Dude I main him to

[@awesomeninja1311]

@@kristaex pathetic

[@somedegenerate6622]

"Joker is easily the weeb-iest character on the roster." *Never before have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with.*

[@kikio6408]

I agree with that statement and I feel I am that one person who people call a weeb because all I play are jrpgs and a couple other video games *cough* and I main joker

[@copybook2482]

@@kikio6408 it's my description, and yes, I main Joker and Sephiroth 😂

[@allitube5668]

@@copybook2482 me to

[@countnightfelld2640]

XD yah

[@theplushaxl9943]

fr

[@gurleentuteja3855]

Pit’s ability to fly is as amazing as his ability to read. Oh wait…

[@kit_ts6087]

Pit: *I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEE-EE-EEAAADDD*

[@pickles8038]

"Toon link is link if his parents were cousins" Me, in Alabama: Oh....

[@janelle57759]

I hate this so much 😂

[@shankshifterr]

OH MY GOD BRO LITERALLY SAME

[@thecringebros2141]

That's insest

[@indominusreags2278]

Same here bro

[@baleohhay7983]

I’m in the wtf (with the f standing for flip flops because apparently comments with bad words can get a KZbinr demonetized even though it’s not the KZbinrs fault) that is Florida, so idk your perspective, but do you ever get offended from memes about that?

[@HaydenH]

“Marth is just female Lucina” “Lucina is a copy of Marth” Ok, that makes sense.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Yes

[@theamazingsamuel3107]

Hayden H but which came first

[@discipleofshaun5252]

Correction he said.. “Marth is just female Lucina”

[@HaydenH]

@@discipleofshaun5252 lol

[@MrAuthor3DS]

I'd have said "Marth is the most '80s anime fighter here." "Lucina is Marth for beginners.", and those would still be more inspired roasts.

[@tggoober4170]

"Toon Link is Link if his parents were cousins" damn I was not expecting that

[@sansibit4706]

Same

[@HEHO476]

yeah

[@jayfire4809]

Will i read this right when he said this

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

"Palutenas guidence is the only reason to pick Palutena." So there's no reason to pick her? You have to pick Pit and palutenas temple for the guidance to happen. Honestly that's the best roast this video!

[@coderchris8425]

That is one of the only reasons I main pit. it is also why palutenas temple is my favorite stage.

[@holyroller67]

"Duck Hunt didn't even have a character name" *laughs in European Version*

[@gopher275]

duck hunt dog and duck hunt duck are their names

[@gopher275]

for me

[@robloccnmeme969]

duck hunt duo

[@hamsterking1355]

duck hunt duo

[@miromanninen5793]

Duck hunt duo is the european name

[@galaxymew5138]

"Shulk looks like the leader of a failed K-Pop group." I DIED

[@galaxymew5138]

@@justinzhang3720 * proceeds to drag myself the hospital *

[@Kobekola]

Its true

[@AchillesRightNow]

@@galaxymew5138 did you drag yourself to the hospital on time?

[@zitro3022]

Justin Zhang How If he’s in the graveyard

[@galaxymew5138]

@@AchillesRightNow Yee

[@kristenk2503]

“Palutenas guidance is the only reason to ever pick palutena” The sad thing is you actually need pit for that, which makes palutena useless

[@catdog6187]

Yea

[@epicphantom589]

Another useless goddess

[@TonyExists]

*Side B*

[@grrumakemeangry]

TonyExists ELECTROSHOCK

[@joetazunabestboy89]

*kid icarus character just left the chat*

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"Ivysaur is the worst Gen 1 starter" Sounds like something a Charizard fan who knows that Charmander is actually the biggest mistake if you pick it in Gen 1 would say, because while the Venusaur line isn't interesting, it is the single best pick.

[@keanuwebb227]

FACTS

[@dannydivito7858]

"I would insult samus but i wouldn't want to upset all 4 of you samus mains." And I took that personally.

[@Gaminghj]

i took that hysterically :]

[@kyeneoffearth]

Oh I'm sorry. 3 more people to go

[@triggeredcat120]

Same😂

[@actuallyaboutthat...2522]

Wait wat does he mean by that

[@dannydivito7858]

@@actuallyaboutthat...2522 nobody really mains samus.

[@Gavin-tz5il]

Playing a top tier doesn't make you good

[@kaela-kae]

big yoshi that’s why I play a high tier

[@RicardoRodriguez-wr3sc]

MoltenMachine dude u r 2k IQ

[@paogr3021]

I know it because seriously I main a D tier that is dark pit. Like if you main dark pit

[@sullivanish]

@@paogr3021 dark pit is not... D tier

[@Darquake]

People only say this because they get bodied by toptiers so they tell people who main toptiers this and then toptier mains will pick up a lowtier thinking they can do good and *suck* lmao. [itsa joke]

[@Zane0744]

Everyone: This dude is roasting our mains!? Me: This dude is playing on a single joycon!?

[@kagaillard]

I'm suprised he didn't say OK!

[@archielangley1040]

when your playing as ness don't press pk? fire a single time and dont worry im with ya

[@goku_is_mui2433]

I am a ness main and I am proud what you said

[@kagaillard]

I'm a ness main too

[@igur_yes.8553]

I see no problem, i know they're small but i like them. They are pretty good

[@REDVlNEYARD]

“Ness is one of the few characters that makes me wish that there was an option to turn off character voices” and I took that personally. -a Ness main

[@REDVlNEYARD]

Yeah, it does get annoying

[@briannawilson8845]

@Chaz I liked the pitch of his voice better in Melee and Brawl. It seems it's gotten higher in Smash 4 and Ultimate. I hate how he sounds when he gets hurt/attacked because it sounds painful. I main Lucas by the way.

[@backslashgaming5533]

“People play random more then they play Sheik” God, he couldn’t be more right.

[@izzaireredacted3018]

I have played as Shiek... Once. 😂

[@backslashgaming5533]

Whoops. Sorry for offending Sheik mains. Thx for the likes

[@RadiantBleu]

Sometimes I play her

[@Dio-Brando3]

@Claire Laws sorry for upseting all seven of you smash 4 veteran's.

[@Kmika00]

True but I’m best with sheik over any other character 😹 she’s one of my mains

[@Jofinity]

"Marth is the female Lucina" -Choc, 2019

[@aulovera391]

Lol

[@jordonroy6574]

Tech Gamer my baby brother and sister both think that Marth is a girl

[@rafaelmonteiro7904]

@@jordonroy6574 first tought was that he's a female

[@KanSanyara]

Seventeen Shots At first I tought lucina was a boy (In her first game when she disguised as marth)

[@nekorubu]

I read your comment, and thought nothing of it. *then I heard it and rethought my existence*

[@lonebellows]

"Palutena's guidance is the only reason to pick palutena". You can't even trigger it as palutena

[@barracudajsab5018]

Yeah

[@Ghostfan37]

I think that might be the point.....

[@brianwhite9492]

@@Ghostfan37 eh idk

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Easily the weakest roast, he clearly couldn't think of anything bad enough or even funny enough, not that I blame him...

[@amedity3200]

Pits voicelines for palutena

[@CrustyFox87]

I like how at 4:30 you hear him laugh a little while roasting Pit

[@pintobeani5361]

"inkling looks like they smell like fish 247" *well, yeah, THEY'RE SQUIDS*

[@dbooth3975]

Actually they smell like calamari

[@interstellaromelette9466]

@@justinzhang3720 bruh XD

[@Spritzine]

Justin Zhang Omg why😅

[@silvertheshinysylveon6646]

_w o o m y_

[@No-idea-tbh]

Kiuids

[@princesscadance197]

I- I’ve never realized that Rosa kinda does attack like a dolphin... She just dives at you...

[@tigersfan00]

MarchingArts So does Luigi doesn’t he?

[@richili2500]

Huh, guess you could say she's wet. Yeah no need to show me the exit I'll suit myself out.

[@richili2500]

@@tigersfan00 yea- no- ..... I dont remeber lmao.

[@inckykawaiibois1744]

What do you me... OH MY GOD DUDE

[@teraspeXt]

and it's *beautiful*

[@aidenshumaker4069]

When you K.O a Toon Link just say "Toon in next time, Link in the description."

[@blacknoodles1103]

lmfao

[@saulbadman5164]

I SPIT MY DRINK DUD

[@COOLCIL]

Aiden Shumaker dead 💀😂

[@cardboardleaf7971]

(T_T)

[@RobloxDesert1647]

Thank god I laughed 5 seconds before I got my drink, that's very funny

[@SummerFlame104]

As a Kid Icarus fan and aPit main, I came here knowing that he was going decimate my boy. I think the worst part about it the roast that made me take psychic damage is that he’s 100% correct. Well played.

[@gamerl6664]

"Yeaah Sonic's Good at Running.... His own franchise into the ground" I don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt

[@BurgerBadger7635]

I main sonic. And Pac man. And king dedede. I stopped laughing three times.

[@gachashorty5149]

This Comment Seems like The One That Would Have 100+ Replies but, It has 2

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@@gachashorty5149 yeah..

[@gachashorty5149]

@@hazzesanimations8212 Well Now It Has 4

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@@gachashorty5149 make that 5.

[@jacobwiley9856]

"Smash is the best 3D Sonic game that has come out in over a decade." Never have I heard something so true in my life.

[@Sonic_Wind]

👏👏👏👏Bravo

[@stevenbobbybills]

If Sonic Generations came out in 2009 instead of 2011, this statement wouldn't even be hyperbole. It would have been true.

[@anthonyclaro5893]

(throws phone out the window)

[@bruh8654]

At least Sonic as a better fans than him

[@noelsanchez6708]

FACT. THIS MANS WORDS ARE 100% TRUE

[@plohka1141]

“I liked Yoshi better when he was Mario’s double jump.” I don’t even play Yoshi and that still hurt.

[@Gaminghj]

it didnt hurt me its the facts

[@kdevelopergw]

I love yoshi in mario games, so it hurts a lot hearing that

[@theobamiumchronicles2838]

Yoshi is my secondary main (after greninja) and I used to main him. He is my favorite character in all of video games. Like he was way to harsh on Yoshi. *Visible sadness*

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

@@theobamiumchronicles2838 you like lizards a lot dont you 😈

[@theobamiumchronicles2838]

@@aymanaboufarise4346 he is a dinosaur. And Greninja is a frog. Also I dropped Greninja and started playing Olimar.

[@supremeboi1x]

“Alph looks like a rejected rugrats design” As someone who watched rugrats, *I agree*

[@knave6257]

“Toon Link looks like what happens if Link’s parents were cousins.” Me: *pauses video for three seconds* Did he really just say that?

[@2valid2villanous]

Exactly lol that hurt

[@100jecs]

Outstanding Move

[@infamouscoffee4934]

*ALABAMA 100* *ARKANSAS 100*

[@darcidious99]

@@infamouscoffee4934 no damn it, Arkansas is the cousin fucking state, Alabama is siblings. I want my arkansan representation damn it

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@darcidious99 Yeah. Us Alabamians can't fuck both our siblings and our cousins; that'd be too much work.

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Yoshi was only good as Mario’s double jump. Ironically, that’s the best part about his recovery at all.

[@VideoGameManiac8]

Never get tired of dropping Yoshi for Mario to be able to reach a platform

[@parttimelazy4593]

"Why couldn't we get a real starter, like Decidueye?" *In an alternate universe* "Decidueye looks like Robin Hood after mortality sets in. Why can't we get a real starter, like Incineroar?"

[@Gaminghj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine this actually happened o_o

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Lmao

[@strangerdanger1135]

Decidueye _was_ originally supposed to be in Smash.

[@titanictnt7476]

Primarina over here crying in the corner.

[@stopduty2009]

The Incineroar roast is actually the one I agree with most since he's my least favourite character in the game

[@squirell2363]

0:23 Mario 0:37 DK 0:49 Link 0:59 Samus 1:01 Dark Samus 1:06 Yoshi 1:14 Kirby 1:21 Fox 1:27 Pikachu 1:31 Luigi 1:38 Ness

[@arandomrowlet]

Chrom, because we needed another fire emblem character Byleth: Allow me to introduce myself

[@FiendishPenguin87]

bylith is my main so he didn't roast my main...

[@firey4801]

Wait what

[@kylephipps2877]

"Peach's IQ is lower than the turnips she pulls out of the ground." DAMN.

[@artificalqueen8982]

As a peach main that hurt my soul 🥺

[@PanduhhIsntAwake]

@@artificalqueen8982 lmfao same

[@iamcelestial9648]

@@artificalqueen8982 😭

[@Mopsspoof]

Kyle Phipps, that roast got my hatred towards Princess Peach on fire!!

[@VeilanYume]

Peach main here. And yeah, that one STUNG.

[@shootme9111]

"Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that was fucking beautiful

[@lj5121]

*"Marth is just female Lucina."* You really hit that one out of the park.

[@mikeysamaluvsgoku]

Why

[@treytorres6819]

69 likes plz nobody like

[@deelim5092]

Then "lucina is a copy paste marth" hmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm

[@ricky1694]

Wait a Female Lucina? I thought Lucina was already a female

[@MagicKailee]

MARTH IS A BOY DANG IT

[@eldritchexploited5462]

"Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that's just, actual fact

[@savien6401]

Eldritch Exploited Mewtwo is the Frieza’s escaped love child after he shoved a dragon ball up his own arse

[@mranxiety9995]

@@savien6401 no. He is literally a test tube baby.

[@ricocarpenter2189]

@@mranxiety9995 I like savien's theory though

[@Cwak]

And it's still a roast

[@chummyweevil3948]

"i liked him better when he was used as a double jump" *TRIGGERED*

[@trixiestarvargas5715]

REEEEEEEEEEE I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM HERE

[@SoFtBOILeD181]

I main the character ,but ngl, I was expecting him to say that

[@Bloon-Crusher]

but Yoshi committed tax fraud...

[@chummyweevil3948]

@@Bloon-Crusher shhhh

[@robinphelps6137]

I got so triggered at that part

[@spitfirepg3d91]

“Marth is just a *female* Lucina” Either he messed up the sentence or made the roast of the century

[@rezahydra]

Levels of Marth: Lucina: Marth Marth: Female Marth Ike: Gorilla Marth Older Ike: Top Tier Gorilla Marth Shulk: Literally Who Marth Corrin: Dragon Marth Robin: Magic Marth Roy: Fire Marth Chrom: Dad Marth Roy: Not a Marth, he’s just the best Alt.

[@YasEmisDaBus]

Levels of Marth: Marth Flat marth Fire Marth Flat Marths Dad Marth Buff Marth Wizard Marth Dragon Marth

[@Sunominal]

Cloud: Spiky-Haired Marth Joker: Marth but with a knife Fox: Furry Marth Falco: Marth but bird and personally prefers the air Wolf: Edgy Furry Marth

[@Raddkann]

Lucas 1106 Roy the koopaling

[@carlosemilio385]

Mario: Marth who is scared of himself

[@jamesv337]

How about that DLC character, Thief Marth? 😝

[@oggiv]

*Holds pictures of Isabelle and Sandbag* "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture" Choc: "They're the same picture"

[@arcanus_illuminare]

Greninja's only personally trait is that it could hang itself with it's own tongue

[@pterogen3415]

Last time I checked that isn’t a personality trait but aight

[@savien6401]

Ethan Zane I mean it can also technically mega evolve with the stone and stuff just by having a bond with its trainer but ok

[@SneakTheOcto]

Hero: Your reveal got overshadowed by two animals from the petting zoo. Banjo-Kazooie: *Your* reveal got overshadowed by an overweight skeleton. Terry: Who are you again? Byleth: The only people who are happy for you to be here are the shared content video creators. Min-Min: Don’t quit your day job ramen lady. No seriously, *don’t.* Steve: Everyone was excited for you to be in the game until people realized how annoying you are to fight. Alex: Even the narrator isn’t happy your here. Sephiroth: Your more well known for the Aerith memes than as a character. Pyra and Mythra: Hey, shared content! Found two more for you! Sora: Sakurai can’t even afford to go on vacation now just because of how much money he had to spend just to get you in.

[@j-dudestudios7509]

what about Kazuya?

[@SneakTheOcto]

@@j-dudestudios7509 Exactly.

[@MemePolice827]

*shows R.O.B.* Choctopus: WHO? R.O.B.: you know, that one robot that magically made it's way into Mario kart DS

[@raytrujillo3335]

Oh I thought it was a Wally rip off

[@ballisticbeau7015]

that used to be a robot for the NES and only picked up gyros

[@tanto64]

What's the difference between Mr Game & Watch and Lucina? One is completely flat, and the other is Mr Game & Watch

[@valhersa29]

FATALITY

[@weirdpersonv]

Oh god I am a Mr game and watch main

[@starmanunit127active4]

death by roast everybody

[@Kanu03]

im screamin g

[@choaan1246]

THERE BOTH FUCKIN FLAT

[@Hoodlet]

Any projectile character: Everyone: Stop spamming

[@MARSHT0MP404]

Except my link, I might as well be playing one button melee

[@lonttugamer2939]

@@MARSHT0MP404 sounds like an interesting battle to have lol

[@grrumakemeangry]

Travis Gardner lmao I play dark pit as a main so I love when enemies cast projectiles

[@eoshighpeddle1060]

@@grrumakemeangry I play normal pit...

[@winglee3073]

Mii fighters (includes all three of them): you like yourself too much Random: you can't decide a main

[@crankyllamas2773]

I don’t want to roast the fire emblem characters because I don’t like repeating myself

[@sebastiangonzalez995]

Hahaha that’s good

[@jeneakaboothman7923]

i don't get it.

[@velo5983]

Jeneaka Boothman what he means is they are all the same

[@ieatcereal4dinner489]

Jeneaka Boothman Because most Fire Emblem characters are clones of other Fire Emblem characters.

[@Social_Requirments]

Thanks for giving a roast to robin

[@onoono8632]

“Roast my main” Ness and Little Mac mains: ...

[@rowho8380]

The Rosalina one was legit nice, because of the dolphin insult

[@smokeiiwriter]

as a ness main I can relate

[@ukcubes4647]

As a Mac main, that wasn't too bad

[@zackjones08]

Ness sucks but little Mac is beastly

[@jeremyc.9851]

@@zackjones08 Ness Gang, If someone breathed on Little Mac he'd never be able to recover

[@n4b1d]

It’s all fun and games until they get onto your main

[@tombanks1839]

Good thing I'm a chrom main

[@metaknight1410]

No one deserves to hear someone call your main Adam Sandler.

[@stoopidflare9262]

Tbh, i dont really have a "proper" main because i choose any character to fight with, whether i havent used them or just for fun

[@ZX_STH]

His roast was so incredibly inaccurate it was almost funny.

[@sludgewave4786]

@@metaknight1410 I feel you, meta knight is actually pretty strong, at least he is fred savage tier...

[@b-o-n-j-o-u-r]

"Villager's haircut brought to you by a bowl and a pair of scissors"

[@giannapop]

“Roasting your smash ultimate main” Me who mains a dlc character that came out after this vid was made: *smug intensifies*

[@wonderful_whiscash9534]

Who?

[@dede_hdd5035]

Wich one? Boring Plant? Cool character with cool moves and cool mechanics and cool meter and cool hitboxes, did I mention how cool the character is? Or was it the annoying down special one that always broke your shield? Maybe the one that has ridiculous smashattack hitboxes, but everything else is shit? Or maybe *SANS?*

[@MyWeirdFox]

No no no Steve

[@roserazor4807]

main Banjo and Kazooie . So im chilling

[@deeznutz7597]

@@dede_hdd5035 ._.

[@1AMdoesSomething]

When you're a Hero or Banjo Main so you haven't been roasted yet.

[@RealItsCMD]

Luca-Robert Stewart do Random

[@Madcat56]

well at least somebody knows what dragon quest is

[@Unknown-yj3ji]

Nice logic so you dont be sad and laughing at other characters

[@quirkyqwertyto1055]

* AWESOMEMAN * the hero? Who’s she?

[@dush.1746]

@@quirkyqwertyto1055 Ok that one was godly

[@pizzawonderer5024]

*waits 6 minutes so see how he roasts my main , R.O.B.* Choctopus: "Im sorry who?" Me: *Visible frustration*

[@ddgaxelnilsson7855]

Pizza Wonderer R.O.B. is G.O.D.

[@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch]

Pizza Wonderer right?

[@khadijahbea7848]

@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch wait you like him... Ha ha ha you have jokes

[@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch]

Khadijah Bea He is one of my mains. I mainly use him for his B Jetpack thing.. same with Greninja, I just cannot get up once I’m in the air

[@khadijahbea7848]

@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch my favorite is my Mii fighter

[@31jks]

“Young link needed to find out how to time travel” Sheik and Zelda existing both at once 😗😗😗

[@Kobekola]

"Lucario is just boneless goku" Are you sure thats not a complement?

[@astupidphase]

Greninja is just boneless Naruto.

[@astupidphase]

He doesn't walk. He runs. *Naruto music intensifies*

[@Testiclopps]

Little Mac is just boneless Saitama

[@astupidphase]

Cloud is just boneless Ichigo.

[@Testiclopps]

@@astupidphase Yoshi is just boneless Riptor

[@The_Mad_Regent]

“Ridley is just a discount Xenomorph.”. Those are brave words for someone in range of Skewer’s sweet spot

[@woofless2669]

Yes

[@eliasrodriguez1419]

Ridleys design and name was inspired by the alien franchise sooooooo

[@alexanderthegrrrreat6727]

brave words for someone at the ledge

[@eliasrodriguez1419]

@@alexanderthegrrrreat6727 very brave words

[@MyWeirdFox]

Rember when Ridley was wanted as much as waluigi now that he's in litterly no one cares kinda hard to belive

[@BeondTheKDGaming]

"I'd prefer an actual plant to Ivysaur" Sakurai: Curls up another finger on monkey's paw

[@ejomon_27]

That's not our son anymore! don't let him inside! Guy at the door: wah... WaH... WAHHHHHHH

[@ultimatexecutioner8260]

Imagine making your first DLC character piranha plant like wtf

[@soniceinstein7762]

@@ultimatexecutioner8260 not only was he my first DLC fighter he is my main😁

[@theharperods3416]

"Joker is easily the weebiest character on the roster." *Last surprise intensifies*

[@alijahhunter8210]

“Marth is just female Lucina”.

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

Lucina is more manly than Marth theres a problem here.

[@faydef7932]

wtf

[@LumboDumbo]

Haven't heard that one before

[@sleepybirdcitrine501]

Probably one of my favorite lines in this whole video 😛

[@bethh8517]

Me replaying the clip like 5 times trying to see if it was just me hearing that

[@ig-8892]

"I'm sorry, who?" Not even mad. R.O.B.'s obscurity is what makes people underestimate him anyway.

[@siem_jacobsicantanymore]

IG-88 now everyone agreed that he is good

[@gachashorty5149]

Yeah but, Everyone wouldn't exist if it weren't for him

[@Stardust-jf2ms]

Imagine thinking a character named rob will play fair

[@PeeWeeDailey]

"The only deep thing about Mr. Game and Watch is his 2d player model." Well-- ... *everything i know is a lie*

[@stormrider24]

Another mii fighter roast I'd like to point out, 75% only main Mii Fighter to use the Sans costume, and only 50% of THEM have actually played Undertale

[@mixedgamer0965]

“Looks like he spends he Saturday nights reading” Robin: Yes

[@israeldelarosa5461]

I know, like that ain't even wrong though.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

He’ll start reading during battle if you find the right position

[@andywaller8183]

Choc: “joker is easily the weebiest character.” Weebs: “never have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.”

[@pv1612]

The funny thing is my sister mains hiM

[@joeywilson4818]

U forgot the funny

[@zamzers]

no

[@justmebtw1374]

I fucken agree

[@Jon_Fury]

Choc: “robin looks like the dude that would have an anime body pillow” Me: “oh he might be talking about me”

[@shybaka2892]

Wait! Simon is 22 years old!!!!!? That dude looks like a 45 year old rejected He-Man character that gets hired for at local kids parties and pretend he’s He-Man.

[@erlangeelisme512]

Shybaka289 lmao

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

To be fair, he was cursed by Drac and had to reincarnate him to kill him again.

[@starberrysparkler]

He really does though...

[@scheyeguy2479]

He looks like a grungy homeless Prince Charming from Shrek

[@mysticHi-365-]

He looks like a cracked version of prince charming from shrek

[@DanTheMan7777]

You thought that Big Mac you had last week was the worst thing you've ever seen? *Meet Little Mac.*

[@harris5564]

Ike: that's sword is longer than your predicted match time.

[@BupPotato]

Oof That hurt. I am now mentally Hurt and Physically.

[@serenaxiaolong4036]

F-Smash... F-Smash... F-fricking-Smash! Might as well call Ike 'Side Smash simulator'

[@nikolaivladski9905]

@@serenaxiaolong4036 More like N-Air Simulator.

[@serenaxiaolong4036]

@@nikolaivladski9905 I thought that that was Palutena. XD

[@V-Jes]

​@@serenaxiaolong4036 Ike is pretty much what happens when you combine palutena's N-air spam and ganondorf's doryah spam even tho he became before either of those spams.

[@druid_the_lizard_wizard]

"Sheik may be one of the most irrelevant characters in the game. People play random more often than they play Sheik." *Procedes to say how people would rather play Shiek than Zelda in the literal next sentence.*

[@logirogl4282]

WARNING ⚠️ The following video is over exaggerated. Most opinions shared aren’t accurate to my thoughts and feelings. So don’t drown me in Fire Emblem characters, okay?

[@toadboy4]

logirogl Warning, I know exactly where this message came from, he really dislikes Pink Gold Peach and sucks at Mario Kart Wii, so go tell Nathaniel Bandy who you think I’m talking about, okay? Lol

[@toadboy4]

Zelda is actually my favorite in Ultimate

[@zygarde718]

That just proves that people play random more than shiek OR Zelda!

[@toadboy4]

My favorite now is Lucina

[@livingbeing3198]

“Lucas guaranteed eats glue. No wonder Nintendo is yet to localize his games” -Choctopus 2019

[@abcaretheonlylettersiknow7834]

Atleast we have emulators.

[@Moon-nk3co]

Imamanboy 777 And a dedicated fanbase to translate the entire game for us

[@OskarTheNerd]

To deal with the death of his family

[@magnetronman298]

Plot twist: his mother didn't die, she left him because he was such a failure

[@k.t.t.m.2326]

Eating glue won't bring Claus back

[@thechillgamer6607]

Coctopus: roasts everyone's main Me who don't have a main: I have no weaknesses

[@SmoreMytho]

"No one knows who Pit is" Me, who loved Kid Icarus Uprising: *Weeps*

[@yuyinho]

I'm pretty sure more than a million people have played Kid Icarus Uprising

[@yoisakikiss]

*weeps with you*

[@Oretizm]

@@yoisakikiss *weeps AT you*

[@faydef7932]

kid icarus is a dead series thats in smash only bc Sakurai's favorite bc he made uprising

[@SmoreMytho]

@@faydef7932 okay, and? Doesn't mean I can't like it.

[@mnapraw22]

“I’d prefer an actual plant over Ivysuar” *that’s why we have Piranha Plant*

[@cloudy-ue9ko]

Oof

[@Denz292]

50% Marth and 50% Ganondorf is the most accurate description of Ike

[@misspurdy27288]

Considering marth is an absolute pest to fight and ganondorf is the epitome of slow but powerful, that’s actually a compliment.

[@RosegoIdFox]

He might not be the best, but does your main fight for their friends?

[@misspurdy27288]

Crqzy Anime he fights his friends for their sake

[@corvus1553]

@@RosegoIdFox No they fight for their universe This post was made by the Kirby gang

[@savien6401]

I don’t get the Marth part tho

[@theawsomecheese9714]

Sheik is just Zelda as a ninja, yet doesn’t hide in the shadows, go back to ninja school

[@BlueBaloobi]

Dang you’re gonna make Lucas cry to his mom- oh wait

[@magneticbirds]

Too soon

[@Garfield_Osu]

@@magneticbirds Bruh the game came out almost 14 years ago

[@haelstrom101]

This caught me offguard, underrated comment

[@wizzem7890]

@@Garfield_Osu b*tch did he stutter?

[@SylviaPittman]

RIP LUCAS MOM

[@jennyzhao9271]

palutenas guidence activates only if you pick pit which makes palutena even more useless.

[@gunnasintern]

people only play palutena to use side taunt in arenas

[@erina4407]

Palutena is good for some people every one likes diffrent characters (I like Palutena,Pit,Inklings,Falco,Olimar and more but i HATE Bayoneta but i have to say she still is a....Strong character and Falco..........HANDS OF MY..... FBI OPEN UP

[@Edgeperor]

Inki Titan English please and why would you hate Bayo? She’s an extremely unique mid-tier, and has been dumped by all competitive idiots and assholes trying to win five bucks in some dumb tournament, leaving only people who love the playstyle and character behind. She’s also arguably the first hack-and-slash character, a franchise that’s slowly growing. The only person who would hate her is some clingy Smash 4 idiot.

[@endzio7376]

Shhh! You'll upset the 0 competent Palutena mains that actually do have brains

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

And Pit then becomes better than Palutena.

[@asierx7047]

"i need more mii costumes to not remind me that i'm playing mii fighters" *sans costume gets in*

[@wilk3425]

ROB - "I'm sorry, who?" Me: "I don't main that character, but even I felt that one! Owchie! 🤕"

[@derrickdavis3888]

Worst part is that R.O.B is the only the last of his own kind since Subspace Emissary.

[@kekyoinconsumeroftheforeig1746]

When you're busy laughing at all the roasts of the other characters but then he gets to your main and you flip

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

It happened to me when he went to Pit. I was expecting him to coment about Pit's stupidity or his iliteracy or some other quiirk of him but then he talked about the whole franchise

[@savien6401]

I feel like the dark pit one was more confusing, if he said that a edge lord or a goth kid to make a evil version of pit would make more sense since he wasn’t a villain and a 8 year old would do waaaaaaaay worse than just color em black

[@ultragamer8816]

I didn’t like the Mii gunner roast

[@boringname123]

"Excuse me princess." -All link mains.

[@arlert4396]

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[@princesszelda2535]

Wtf

[@francescomatta4610]

Nair

[@theedgymeme3909]

As a link main I’ll neither confirm nor deny it

[@kira_the_sniper6376]

Well, excuse me, princess.

[@rosemclean2519]

“As a (your character here) main, I am deeply offended.”

[@GeorgesStuff-]

Ryu

[@che_da_spl]

Samus

[@loldontask4979]

Inkling

[@DylanVA]

Ridley

[@the.fairyonearth]

Palutena/Pit

[@XxdextriousxX]

I thought this would be strictly about play style but nah he went into their history and personality. This felt personal 😂