If you pause this video at any point it looks like a successful dad talking to his still living at home unemployed pothead son.
@kirkconnors85823 жыл бұрын
Gold
@acpsnethen13 жыл бұрын
I cannot unsee this now...
@mikethorson40313 жыл бұрын
3:25 hold on dad, my pot dealer is texting me he's gonna be late delovering that 1/8 Oh, Dad, can I have 40$
@dzyre72473 жыл бұрын
literally did this at 5:52 when i saw your comment and boy you were lyin 😭
@midwestsavage11893 жыл бұрын
😂
@caseym81793 жыл бұрын
“You don’t want to break any rules but you don’t know what the fucking rules are” literally me my entire Marine Corps enlistment 😅
@jamesbaggett72233 жыл бұрын
My dad's a former Ssgt. Says the exact same thing
@leeerickson12523 жыл бұрын
Fuckin truth!
@tylerandersen10783 жыл бұрын
same lol
@tomrobertson32363 жыл бұрын
Knowing the rules allows you to break them Of course I don't have a good conduct ribbon I got caught
@jfox110002 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the concrete industry
@rossbuissink20164 жыл бұрын
"It's like drinking from a fire hose" such a good example.
@due_consideration9034 жыл бұрын
4:44
@hailmichigan24 жыл бұрын
I honestly love Bert’s interviews. There seems to be a wonderment and genuine interest when he ask questions which a lot of interviewers lack.
@lokithecat72254 жыл бұрын
His Adam Sandler interview is still his best.
@oneeyedjew99284 жыл бұрын
It’s called “flattery” he’s mastered it
@NickRaymond8713 жыл бұрын
Rob: “I didn’t know what to do” Military recruiters: *evil laughter*
@Chavez7604 жыл бұрын
Going Through Boot Camp and Becoming a Drill Instructor were the best times of my life! Rob Riggle Semper Fidelis! @Bert Kreischer thanks for having him on!
@OldStreetDoc4 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved & respected the HELL out of Riggle being a Marine. From an old Navy HM, Rob, thank you, brother. 👍🏼🇺🇸
@muskylemon23104 жыл бұрын
"Rob tries to explain that he didn't go to boot camp"
@jdkgcp4 жыл бұрын
An officer failed at land nav? Weird....that almost never happens.
@edwardd.4844 жыл бұрын
Lol, that's the only thing I was good at at TBS... lol
@marlonlangford84244 жыл бұрын
I could land nav but I think I failed every junk on the bunk I ever had.
@codyhendricks69274 жыл бұрын
I was infantry in the Corps. Lmmfao I spit my drink out across my coffee table when I heard this. I was like what's new lol. I cant tell you how many Butter Bars I've had to go lok for. They'll even get lost with a effing GPS
@TheRdg21024 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@gs12774 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂
@BG-nj7kf9 ай бұрын
That story about taking extra fire watch to practice is the essence of what being a Marine is to me. Doing WHATEVER it takes to accomplish the mission. That mindset has served me incredibly well. Semper Fi!
@ryan11274 жыл бұрын
I love how in the beginning he avoids swearing. The deeper into the Marine Corps stuff he gets the more he just starts dropping F bombs. Oorah sir!
@happyperv83194 жыл бұрын
I cant find a bottle of Jack anywhere in this video. Is he a legit Marine?
@nathanisbell4544 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I noticed that too. Muscle memory.
@robertlanham80764 жыл бұрын
Roger that
@stevez.68053 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how bad I cussed until I came home on leave for the first time... My mom was not impressed with all the F bombs I dropped. As a Marine, you don't notice it, every other word is an F bomb, no matter the conversation or tone.
@TarawaS20003 жыл бұрын
@@stevez.6805 I got in trouble in the civilian police academy for cussing. During my counseling the administrator asked if they allowed cussing in the Marines. Guy was a fucking dildo.
@EikottXD4 жыл бұрын
Riggle knew what he wanted and took it by the balls. My man! Another great podcast 👍🏻
@TB03213 жыл бұрын
Great to hear Rob’s Marine OCS experience. I went to OCS in 1992 after having been in Marine Bootcamp 1989. Two completely different experiences to say the least. I actually got *boarded” at 6 weeks and was eventually allowed to go back into training. I got two chits (demerits) for “lack of physical courage” during hand-to-hand combat training (pugil sticks) and dropping out of a squad integrity run in which I stepped aside to vomit instead of puking in formation on the guy in front of me. Being *on-the-bubble” and not being able to fail anymore events, definitely upped the pressure level of OCS. It was like being a bushy-tailed squirrel living in a room full of rocking chairs.
@jasoncreedfilms4 жыл бұрын
Rob Riggle is a joy to watch, especially Shark Week 2018 and 2019. He hit it out of the park with those shows.
@pastevensonjr4 жыл бұрын
This by far is one of the best bertcast. Rob Riggle is one of my heros as a Marine.
@robh91311 ай бұрын
I went through Marine Corps OCS in the early '70's. It's boot camp for officer candidates. We had mustangers (former enlisted who got out and came back in as an officer candidate) in our platoon and they had been through enlisted boot camp. They all said OCS was worse. We had a DOR board and a bell. They pushed to get you to drop on request. Some couldn't hack it and they DOR'd. Others were cut. There is a high percentage of people who don't make it all the way through the program. Once you do graduate and you are commissioned, you then go to The Basic School, which is 6 months of intense training. After that, you go to you assigned specialty school. I was in artillery, so we went through 3 months of artillery training. So, it's a long time from OCS to finally being assigned to the fleet. A lot of pressure in every stage. Wouldn't trade that experience for anything.
@harfga4 жыл бұрын
Riggle clarifies the difference between Boot Camp and OCS. Then Bert repeatedly calls it Boot Camp.
@williamclinton22894 жыл бұрын
Major differences between merchants marines and the corps
@gun_ape4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he IS letting him speak instead about himself.
@alexanderthegreatest17814 жыл бұрын
william clinton Am I missing something? What do merchant marines have to do with anything? Riggle was a LtCol in the Marine Corps Reserves.
@ernstbergerbrent4 жыл бұрын
Did he still have to do boot camp first? I did army ocs and still had to do basic training.
@JJ-nu8qi4 жыл бұрын
@thopkins22 If you are going to Ocs you will not go through boot camp. The only officers that have been to boot camp are former enlisted.
@Juicernaut4 жыл бұрын
“You don’t want to make any mistakes, but you don’t know what the fucking rules are.” 100%
@eg0nmaker4 жыл бұрын
I've always enjoyed his energetic comedy and satire. I'd heard he was a Marine. I did not know he was an officer. Gives me that much more respect for him.
@joeyhampton50754 жыл бұрын
Fr he’s a great person and a great actor
@xjbeater86384 жыл бұрын
Same here. Not I know where that sick side of comedy comes from that he’s so good at.😂🤣😂 dysfunctional veteran. Gives me that much more respect for him.
@89medic Жыл бұрын
Damn… us underlings gets no love huh? Lol
@Frockdutch1 Жыл бұрын
He was 23 years....
@walterlangkowski47233 жыл бұрын
Burts looking at him like oh shit my worst life experience is one time the pizza delivery guy never showed up so I had to get in my own car and actually drive to taco bell and wait in line and get my own Taco Bell it was absolutely brutal like your story.
@seanm7539 Жыл бұрын
True
@Vorlaith304 жыл бұрын
My dog still hasn't recovered Bert. Thanks for scarring her emotionally for life.
@AB-ee5tb4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss
@MikeRehfuss4 жыл бұрын
Can’t spell lost without LT😂
@HvyMetal4Ever4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@robertlanham80764 жыл бұрын
Fuckin A
@jamesnash26204 жыл бұрын
Can’t spell incompetent without NCO.
@Crainomac4 жыл бұрын
Rah!
@yukefort84024 жыл бұрын
James Nash Officers take a tour of platoons. Plt Sgts can run it without them.
@katbaleu4 жыл бұрын
That is the quietest Bert has ever been on his podcast. 😁👍🏻
@jepward36184 жыл бұрын
Sometimes people give leeway when speaking with (us) veterans. Essentially it's uncharted territory for many people and anything potentially offensive is seen as dangerous. Anyway I believe anything can be up for discussion. Hakuna matata
@dwm70024 жыл бұрын
Except for his breathing 😂
@dylankmitchell19924 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts the video not cussing but talking about the military puts him back to saying fuck every other word haha. Rah.
@GRIFFIN1k4 жыл бұрын
Look at the way Bert is sitting in the couch 😂😂😂
@John-sr2hr Жыл бұрын
He's literally a child. I honestly think he has like ADHD or something, he just doesn't have like that awareness that most adults have.
@GRIFFIN1k Жыл бұрын
@@John-sr2hr yeah… what you’ve described is a comedian 😂
@aramdecoy3 жыл бұрын
Rob has a wonderful talent of story telling. nice cast Bert!
@tmfo1254 жыл бұрын
First time I ever heard LtCol Riggle sound like a Marine. Would have loved to serve under him.
@1DJKraze4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best interviews, hands down. Lol
@jarcharles43743 жыл бұрын
Love how he said "heck or high water" then says fuck 14 times rapid fire 😂🤣
@flyoverkid554 жыл бұрын
And that's the bottom line. " You make your choices, make your decisions ". And you own them. You made the choice, you bear the responsibility for it. It's a leadership quality that many lack.
@VirtueJake4 жыл бұрын
IN THE FACE!!! IN DA FACE!!!!! All time moment for Rob Riggle.
@tomjoad82724 жыл бұрын
Him telling to shut that baby up is the one for me. Lol
@Ethanakawalter4 жыл бұрын
POW!
@tomd19394 жыл бұрын
Riggle talking about what he did to graduate in front of someone who hilariously couldn't. That's classic, Bert's face was the perfect expression, fuckin cajun
@carldorsey26043 жыл бұрын
How’s he a Cajun wtf are u talking about?
@tomd19393 жыл бұрын
@@carldorsey2604 In one of Tom's specials he re-purposed the word cajun to use instead of saying retarded, because he got into some shit about using the R word.
@HuggybearActual11 ай бұрын
OCS in 2009. TBS in 2011. Fun times.
@richschuster1097 Жыл бұрын
Love the descriptions Rob. Reminds me of AF basic training, though they were trying pretty hard to keep the recruits. Lost a couple guys but they really didn’t want to be there anyway. Thanks for your service-you are a patriot.
@Harry24030004 жыл бұрын
First night of OCS was much different than boot camp. They had us lined up in a big room with boxes in front of us. Then had is all strip naked, put everything we brought with us in the box and put on pt gear. Definitely let you know you weren’t in Kansas anymore. Also, my mom got the pleasure of opening the box of dirty unfolded clothes that they mailed back home.
@williamwilson2010 Жыл бұрын
M.C R.D. San Diego , all you sht sat in a box in a warehouse for 3 mos.
@redbulletlive4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah Rob. That dedication right there is what made you a stellar Marine Officer. Proud to have served in your Corps, Lt. Col.
@scothammond57362 жыл бұрын
He was a PAO I wouldn't say that makes Him Stellar
@usedconn414 жыл бұрын
Met rob at the comedy tent at a Bonnaroo one year ... 2009? Not sure. Awesome memory
@lildoeflamingo9844 жыл бұрын
Wait is this the Gym Teacher from 21 Jump Street?? 😂😂
@SuperScottCrawford4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I don't think I would have guessed that.
@lildoeflamingo9844 жыл бұрын
@@SuperScottCrawford Sounds like you're being Sarcastic, I was Being serious when I asked that 😂 he looks Skinnier so I can't tell if that's him...
@SuperScottCrawford4 жыл бұрын
@@lildoeflamingo984 I knew it would. I wasn't. I didn't recognize him.
@lildoeflamingo9844 жыл бұрын
@@SuperScottCrawford oh fasho 😂😂
@SuperScottCrawford4 жыл бұрын
@@lildoeflamingo984 OK, so which one... 21JmpSt or 22JmpSt? Both great, but I'm leaning towards 22.
@CorbittosCasa11 ай бұрын
Love how Rob corrected Bert and told him it was OCS and Bert still titled this video Boot Camp😂
@joehouseman52644 жыл бұрын
Rob says he went through Officer’s school. Burnt Krysler still titles video as boot camp.
@TES-bt8sv Жыл бұрын
I really liked Mr. Riggle when he came on the entertainment scene not too long ago. I was really surprised when I learned that his 'funny'' guy was a marine. That's great! Very impressive guy.
@JLC874204 жыл бұрын
Man he definitely loved it while he was in.
@rblfrmthewstdwn4 жыл бұрын
Haha we all do when we've been out for a while. Funny, I remember a lot of good times while reminiscing....but with further introspection memories of gunny motard chewing my ass for walking on a patch of grass....or field day, Chinese field day, ....or inspections...police calls, chow, naval jargon, horseshoe hair cuts, pt.....oh well gotta take good with the bad.
@lildoeflamingo9843 жыл бұрын
Well it is a very tight knit Brotherhood Right?? That stuff Sticks with you for Years/Forever sometimes haha
@jonnnyren624510 ай бұрын
One of my favorite comedians, served in the military like a badass, and paid to get his grandfather to fly a plane. Robert Allen Riggle Jr. ladies and gents. 👏👏
@JoeBart803 жыл бұрын
i think this is the first time I've seen Bert not interrupt someone 47 times during a story
@chrismack88554 жыл бұрын
Great interview Burt!
@daveg42363 жыл бұрын
Great to hear these stories. I went thru basic training and loved it. Mind games galore. 50 min to make bed mil spec. Of course first time you couldn't and then you now get 40 min. I enjoyed every minute
@gun_ape4 жыл бұрын
Becoming a marine is the greatest thing I could ever do. I can honestly thank the marine corps, leadership, and friends I made for making me a better person for civilization. I heard LtCol Riggle was a great leader.
@micahbarker76104 жыл бұрын
Same here, it was the best decision I ever made, 0623 Mux MWCS-28, my marines are some of my best friends to this day.
@jeremyleneave56184 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys. I couldn't join due to surgeries. I was on the DWP (delayed waiting program) all through high school. Broke my heart when they wouldn't take me..
@17Baloo4 жыл бұрын
Always like seeing entertainers like Bert asking about and getting knowledge from vets. Semper Fi, Rob.
@robt4004 жыл бұрын
Should have asked how many war crimes he committed
@evanabbott27374 жыл бұрын
Orange Cosby dumb
@rocklanderoffroad2 ай бұрын
I will never forget the amount of trash talking that was going on, on the bus, and then they pulled through the gates of PI. I swear the driver slowed down and water on both sides, it got so quiet as the realization began to hit, then the bus stopped, the air brakes barked, the doors open and all hell broke lose and the biggest man Id seen rapidly climbed in in a voice only DIs have blared instructions, all I got was my feet and yellow footprints!
@aethelstan954 жыл бұрын
That's the longest I've seen Bert listen without interrupting
@tockblade4 жыл бұрын
I start saying the F word frequently when telling Marine stories too
@SuperScottCrawford4 жыл бұрын
Why? Don't you like the water?
@joeianniello3 жыл бұрын
OUTSTANDING, THANK YOU!
@SimonSkittleFace4 жыл бұрын
This guy has been in so many shows and movies and I learned his name from a Bert podcast clip....
@jnava23434 жыл бұрын
This is the most honest comment I've ever seen.
@MrLordbungus4 жыл бұрын
He has been around so long now and he hit big with the hangover. And he still served.
@1999tenorio4 жыл бұрын
same
@cl60834 жыл бұрын
I always called him, the army actor
@bd2334 жыл бұрын
yes bro YESS!!
@billb46963 жыл бұрын
Learn to be a follower before you get to learn to be a leader. Great observation.
@pikehunter237503 жыл бұрын
I keep half expecting him to yell POW POW!! at any given moment.
@nreid904 жыл бұрын
Rob is a hero. We are in a brotherhood that no one will understand. Oorah Rob!!! Semper Fi brother
@rawsko03163 жыл бұрын
Riggle: (entire story) Krysler: wow (thinks to himself, "so that's how discipline works")
@Dorow914 жыл бұрын
Hearing this brings back some memories of boot camp....Semper Fi Brother.
@jub622024 жыл бұрын
And thats how you do an interview!!! Bert gets it!!!! Totally great layout.
@mandylou-who22384 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Mr. Riggle sir.
@richardannaken11 ай бұрын
As a former DI, I KNOW for fact BOTH officer OCS and enlisted boot camp are stuck with some that barely make it or slipped by in first phase. 9 out of 10 of those are dropped in the 4 weeks of basic warrior training (Camps Lejuene/Pendleton) or whatever they call it now. The other 1 out of 10 goes sometime during their enlistment. Example I was getting ready to drop a recruit because he couldn’t do the Obstacle and confidence course and some PT stuff I was told I had dropped too many recruits already and had to keep him. THIS IS THE SAME IN ALL MILITARY BRANCHES. And if you don’t believe that look at today’s recruiting issues, THEY ARE keeping some losers now. Unless you are a LGBTQ cuz +++, then you are DEFINITELY being kept 🥸
@crissray4 жыл бұрын
Woah, i used to machine the the parts for the mailboxes he is talking about
@alanduncan59983 жыл бұрын
Very real truths and experiences. Made great choices!
@notthebeaver15323 жыл бұрын
THE MACHINE!?!😆😂🤣
@hinglemccringleberry88054 жыл бұрын
I went to OCS at Quantico. All this is 100% true.
@JohnCena-qn6ld4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for my Freedom!!!
@jeremyleneave56184 жыл бұрын
Much love for that
@5.7heaven4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service. Hope that’s not where you got your name.
@caffeinatedbuffalosauce8834 жыл бұрын
I love his description of Kansas
@scottcohen11624 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing in that room if the treadmill in the corner...!!! Yeah, right!
@yoshipopthelemur4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they called it “Riggleing” out of Firewatch 😂
@robertlanham80764 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be Riggleing into firewatch?
@caseycrosby8673 жыл бұрын
Nice one heheh
@mj-jo8es3 жыл бұрын
My goodness! He's the cutest! :)
@briant76524 жыл бұрын
I hated my life while is in the Army, now I miss it.
@scott.moresh7 Жыл бұрын
I guess I'm the only one who failed land nav at an NCO school and OCS lol. I'm just a guy from a small/medium sized city ,who has always been a navigational challenged type lol.
@giggitygiggity43044 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite funny men!
@davidsims8636 Жыл бұрын
USMC 1986-1993 All I remember is alot of hurry up and wait
@mwloos12 жыл бұрын
I went through Coast Guard boot camp. People may think that’s easy peezy but CG is the only branch that USMC shared their boot camp drill with. A lot of what he’s saying here translates to CG boot camp.
@wadegrant746511 ай бұрын
Retired Jarhead here. Coasties boot camp is pretty damn'd tough, I'd rate it just behind the Corps. Got a lot of Retired Coasties in my family.
@thewakawakafish46223 жыл бұрын
Still have to get my medical at Pensacola done before i can contract - that volunteer firewatch might be key tho...damn
@andrewwashington21972 жыл бұрын
Right!!! That’s awesome
@jackifspades197311 ай бұрын
Bert’s treadmill in the back probably covered in cobwebs
@JGumaJ Жыл бұрын
An Office failing Land Nav, WHAT A SHOCKER! Semper Fi Rob!
@jeremyleneave56184 жыл бұрын
Rob is awesome man.. Love to meet him.
@kwikest4 жыл бұрын
brings me back to army basic training lmao
@wordword603911 ай бұрын
Well actually Riggle is a bit mistaken about boot camp. On the enlisted side. I was a DI and enlisted also then later an officer. As a DI mission was attrition.....we wanted you out, we wanted to get rid of you. The Marine Corps is pretty selective in who is able to put on the eagle, globe and anchor. For instance we would start out with 80 recruits and would graduate around 50 of the original recruits we would "pick up" maybe 10 of other recruits as Riggle may suggest as "retreads" from other platoons who were hurt etc. He is correct about officers candidate school.
@wolfman84494 жыл бұрын
How the hell is someone too short to fly a plane in the military. Aliens reach us all the time and them sunsaguns are 4 feet tall on a good day
@r4ng3k03r14 жыл бұрын
Lmao like it's an amusement ride or some shit like of course you can fly if your are short you just need a raised seat or some boosters lolol
@rvboyett4 жыл бұрын
Aircraft seats, depending on the model, have limited adjustability. If you’re too short and can’t see out of the cockpit, you’re done.
@northofnashira25754 жыл бұрын
The military has very little that is adjustable for the user's comfort. Adjustable things break more often than a fixed object.
@mattmccartney59964 жыл бұрын
Air Force has always had height requirements for pilots. You had to be at least 5'4" but no taller than 6'5". They just recently removed the minimum height requirement to allow more women to serve as pilots.
@CaptainHinduKush4 жыл бұрын
Lol planes are all made for a certain size because you can’t build a multi million dollar plane to fit the pilot. I think some are $40-100m
@IronSwan734 жыл бұрын
Bobby dukes! Best riggle character
@craigtpat4 жыл бұрын
Rob is pretty badass. Semper Fi!
@tomd19394 жыл бұрын
Rob Riggle is awesome. He's the reason I'm mispronouncing "avocado"
@alexandersimon53404 жыл бұрын
This dude inspired me to host a wine mixer in Catalina. POW!
@zenmonjoshin99963 жыл бұрын
Ava-cha-do.
@primeguillotine37374 жыл бұрын
BERT we need more somethings burning
@nickseamus73404 жыл бұрын
Bert's ears perked up at "a bunch of puppies running around"...
@wvgodfather4 жыл бұрын
Semper Fi Riggle, E-7 92-14 2/3 Bravo Co OCS - Cake Eaters School
@gun_ape4 жыл бұрын
Rah gunny
@jeremyleneave56184 жыл бұрын
E7? Thats high aint it? My uncle was e6 army. Not sure the translation between branches
@smurf69013 жыл бұрын
I love rob riggle
@RedneckAdonis3 жыл бұрын
Your not allowed to break. DI's dare you to break 😁 let the games begin!
@RngWlf3 жыл бұрын
i couldnt finish this...berts mouth breathing right into the mic is fuxkin me up
@SuperAaronbennett4 жыл бұрын
Bert....you need to change the title. He didn't go to Boot Camp....he went to Officer Candidate School here on Quantico. Its a pretty big difference
@bertellijustin63764 жыл бұрын
SFMF. And.......a boot Lt. Got lost in the woods......say it ain’t so Devil!!!
@edkokosko17594 жыл бұрын
Great interview! Kinda glad I didn't submit my stuff after I graduated college. 🤣
@TDOLLA4 жыл бұрын
I want it on Record that IL is flatter than kansas and we grown more corn.
@adamwithana87594 жыл бұрын
Ive lived in both states, KS is flatter, less corn more wheat 😉
@jeremyleneave56184 жыл бұрын
Being in Ky under you i can second that. Lol. I swear the Texas panhandle is the flattest ive ever seen. 7 hrs of nothing driving a 3 in the tree 73 Ford pickup. Lol. Goodtimes..
@TDOLLA4 жыл бұрын
jeremy leneave lol yeah. I actually grew up in central and southern IL and Central IL is extremely flat, it’s basically one big corn/soybean field. Southern IL gets a little hilly in places. I live in the south now but when I drive back to IL I always briefly pass through KY around Paducah.
@TDOLLA4 жыл бұрын
Adam WithanA I think if you actually look it up Florida is #1 and IL is #2. we don’t have much to brag about in downstate IL....just let me have this one man
@adamwithana87594 жыл бұрын
꧁. T DOLLA ꧂ Ill concede, but my dog ran away 3 days ago and I can still look out the window and see him goin!
@stevez.68053 жыл бұрын
"Square yourself away Marine!"... Man, did I hear that regularly and "Unfuck the area!"...
@mr.v819423 күн бұрын
I went to MCRD San Diego what a fuckin trip at first then a fuckin comedy show could stop laughing
@shawngriffith27743 жыл бұрын
This is great because by the end of the video Rob is in full Marine mode talking about OCS as every other word is fuck!!!
@TheQuan30164 жыл бұрын
Army basic was some of the most fun shit I ever did...it was difficult and challenged me, but that’s life if your lucky
@wordword603911 ай бұрын
After my first deployment I came home on leave for Thanksgiving. I asked my grandma to "pass the fucking potatoes". That went over like a fart in church.