£106 MEGA Asda CHRISTMAS Haul

[@MaxFosh]

Things I learnt in this video: Fish don’t have hands Bread has ‘other bits’ Robbie knew I wore clothes

[@Steph-gw2ib]

Max, please do another video with Robbie!

[@tomblanden3504]

Yes max you should show Robbie ur roundabout

[@olicutt2]

The weather am I right?

[@RobbieKnox]

I didn't know you wore clothes, I made an educated guess with the data I had available.

[@luketonkinson5440]

@@RobbieKnox that Mensa membership coming in clutch there.

[@jamesbroughton7081]

The best part is always him explaining the parts of something that are a given, like telling you whats in bread, or what Fairy detergent is for. Amazing.

[@RobbieKnox]

Every day is a school day James.

[@owenbell307]

Robbie you're my hero. Would love to see lidl next

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Owen. One day...

[@ojwetc]

Home Bargains after that too. You’d have got the same shopping for a tenner.

[@hmcvm]

Lidl chance of that happening

[@thisispointless5207]

106 quid in ldil could feed a village

[@Connan05]

@@RobbieKnox aldi before lidl plz!

[@RickyA93]

I've tried all sorts of things to get into the Christmas spirit this year all have failed. Until now, seeing you talk about pigs in blankets did the trick. Cheers Robbie. I hope you and the family have a wonderful Christmas.

[@RobbieKnox]

*pigs in pigs.

[@karenbaker1979]

Absolutely bloody genius! How someone can make their Asda haul so entertaining is baffling to me. Your dead pan comedy is just hilarious! Hope you, your wife, Otto, Kitty & Arlo all have a wonderful Christmas Robbie. I loved your Christmas vlog last year, so I really hope you are doing another this year. And I look forward to all your 2021 content 😃

[@RobbieKnox]

Aw, thanks Karen, you're very kind.

[@dylanb.117]

I read it has "your dead wife"

[@AndrewMadeAFilm]

Me: Can’t wait to watch this one! I bet Robbie is feeling that Christmas spirit Robbie: I have coffee to stop me from blowing my brains out with a shotgun

[@RobbieKnox]

I’m basically Santa.

[@TomFM]

Tremendous. Plenty of scope for future analysis. How much can you save by getting the same items from another supermarket? Does the Asda stuffing taste different to the Tesco stuffing? Is the customer service at a Lidl any better than a Waitrose? These are the things the public NEED to know!

[@RobbieKnox]

Sounds too much like work Tom. I'll just describe butter repeatedly.

[@petergilbert7106]

I don't believe you sold out Robbie, even while dropping over a ton at ASDA, rocking a designer haircut. Seasons greetings to your whole family.

[@cxn_r3561]

I've just started and I already know I'm going to absolutely love this video Edit: I was correct. Have a great Christmas, Robbie!

[@rhondaforbes6768]

Kinda close to Christmas I guess…find myself watching again. Robbie is just a national treasure. I could watch this man all day, every day for the rest of my life

[@RobbieKnox]

Bless you, you’re very kind! Merry Christmas in advance!

[@johnkerby70]

There's frequently a "looting vibe" going on in the Asda in Chatham too. Maybe it's a Kent thing?

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, same in the Sittingbourne one.

[@junkbyjack5583]

Is there any end to this man’s talent? What a thrilling and interesting ASDA haul video! Suddenly all my worldly troubles have vanished, all that matters to me is Robbie’s shopping habits. For a sweet 9 and a bit minutes, life is bliss.

[@Steph-gw2ib]

I'd have PTSD from going to Swanley ASDA in 'normal' times. Well done to you. Enjoy your Christmas food

[@RobbieKnox]

Hard work isn't it?

[@rebieroo99]

This is the kinda content i signed up for

[@RobbieKnox]

Glad to cater to your content needs rebieroo.

[@gregorkelman6258]

big fan of the “choose love” t shirt robbie

[@RobbieKnox]

I love it so much.

[@adambutterworth7608]

The looting vibe is my favourite of all supermarket vibes. It really takes me back to mid March of this year, a couple of weeks after the whole country was telling each other to be kind. Ahhh the memories.

[@RobbieKnox]

That was one of the best looting we've had this year.

[@tsped83]

“Less mature cheese would be pissing itself” 😂😂. I pissed my pants at that...guess that means I’m not mature...

[@Liam-qn2kn]

Thank you for keeping all of us entertained this year Robbie, Have a good Christmas.

[@goldykanda4899]

thrilling watch throughout would definitely recommend

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Goldy, may I compliment you on your high speed watching.

[@danmilligan1255]

@@RobbieKnox suspiciously quick 🤔

[@findlaymckay7516]

@@RobbieKnox your shirt is pretty cool (the choose love one)

[@HDH3CZ]

Christmas has come early! You're brave doing the shop at Swanley Asda.

[@RobbieKnox]

It was a panic decision! Merry Xmas.

[@matthudson9705]

I like Robbie because he is a very average man. He doesn’t live in a mansion in London and have a Lamborghini. Apart from his very high iq of course.

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Matt. I drive a Vauxhall Vector, the people's lambo.

[@stevenplayford8223]

@@RobbieKnox Can you do a dump run in a lambo, no.

[@JoshNunnyt]

@@RobbieKnox "the people's lambo" 😂

[@PTRejects]

"Mature cheese wouldn't laugh if you fell down the stairs" 😂😂😂

[@RobbieKnox]

Glad you liked it PT.

[@chrismingay6005]

Don't really settle on any hygiene products except for radox shower gel, the green one with a slice of orange on the bottle (I think) , love it, dont feel clean without it

[@RobbieKnox]

I've got that on the go at the minute. Feels a bit like it's taking off a layer of skin.

[@Patrick-np2xx]

YESS ROBIE VIDEOOOO

[@RobbieKnox]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@ClayDisarray]

Even while ads are playing, this is an immediate like.

[@danmilligan1255]

Have a Merry Christmas Robbie !

[@frisk8747]

You have saved Christmas. edit: Merry Christmas to you Robbie and your family, and thanks for your content this year!

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Frisk, Merry Christmas!

[@Andy1]

Sandwich thins is not something I have previously experienced however I’m now going to indulge on my next shop. Thanks Robbie!

[@RobbieKnox]

Can recommend Andy. Surprisingly soft.

[@jonnymacfarlane533]

If you don’t feel festive having watched this, there’s no hope for you.😂 I could watch hours of you trawling through mundane groceries, this is the content we need👍🏻 Cheers Robbie 🎅🏽

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks pal. Merry Christmas!

[@MiloCAlys]

I think Robbie is one of the most underrated you tubers neigh underrated people ever, he’s so funny I can’t 😂 just being monotone is the most British kind of dad humour

[@RobbieKnox]

I don’t know if you noticed Megan but you turned into a horse halfway through your comment.

[@karenbaker1979]

@@RobbieKnox 🤣🤣🤣

[@ohsosweetdd1817]

You should of made the Asda Christmas advert

[@RobbieKnox]

I’ll just do it next year and invoice them.

[@benrising85]

After a day of watching the demise of my football club Grimsby Town (I’m sure Lloyd has mentioned it) this video has thoroughly cheered me up. I thank you. Merry Xmas 🍷

[@RobbieKnox]

Glad to cheered you up. Merry Christmas!

[@josiahpercimoney5219]

robbie, idk if u get this alot but u look like Ringo Starr from the beatles

[@RobbieKnox]

Never heard of them.

[@curt6926]

Yes robbie banging out the sick content

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks veg features.

[@vjk4170]

My excitement for this was immeasurable... I was in Morrisons when I got the notification and then had no service 🥺 merry Xmas Robbie. And to your lovely family. Honestly your videos have brought me so much joy this year. Arlos birthday video has made it into my top 3 "cheer myself up" videos. 😊 Also glad to see the sprout hat back

[@RobbieKnox]

Aw, glad Arlo’s birthday cheers you up. Glad you enjoyed the video!

[@jessicabrock5679]

Your the best KZbinr by miles.... so down to earth 🌎

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Jessica, and thanks for showing me the earth to reinforce your point. Very descriptive.

[@Micky1884]

Absolutely awesome Robbie. Thanks so much for sharing x

[@katiejohnston3844]

This is a brilliant video Robbie. Merry Christmas

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Katie. You’re brilliant. Merry Christmas!

[@soggy.]

Lovely stuff robbie

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Soggy.

[@BackwardsComma]

Thanks Robbie. You’ve saved Christmas.

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Juppy.

[@fortuna1232]

Been wanting this for years. Unreal video.

[@jameslithgow9229]

You got the best videos. Legend

[@youtubewatcher703]

It's weird how much I enjoy these videos. Would probably watch if you did it after every supermarket shop.

[@jacknewton8952]

hi robbie, have you got your christmas dinner timings in a spreadsheet yet this year? would be great for you to share

[@RobbieKnox]

Not yet, will do it tomorrow morning!

[@paddycrump4357]

Can honestly say I wasn’t feeling Christmassy until I saw this Robbie, but that’s all changed now. Cheers Robbie!

[@GARYTHDawson]

Bon Appétit!!!!!!!!, Happy holidays Robbie and family.

[@veesvoyages]

Honestly, the sprout hat is iconic at this point Robbie💜 Merry Christmas to you and your family, thank you for keeping my spirits up in 2020 with your brilliant content! Best wishes for 2021!💜

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Kate, Merry Christmas!

[@veesvoyages]

@@RobbieKnox Thanks Robbie!

[@guywilkinson4150]

Great video, Robbie! 😂 Thanks again for sending a happy birthday message to my brother, Fin.

[@willjmars]

happy xmas robbie (and family!) :)

[@RobbieKnox]

You too pal!

[@ContinuousFocus]

Merry Christmas Robbie and family 🎄

[@RobbieKnox]

You too champ.

[@Channelnem]

Are you saying coffee is a gateway drug?? Pigs in blankets are one pig giving another pig a hug after they have been sacrificed for your Xmas meal.......Merry Christmas Also a good tip for Xmas is tie the legs together to keep the insides moist

[@liamreidy7]

Legendary Robbie! Have a Merry Christmas!

[@freakchic89]

Love your hauls Robbie.

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Lisa.

[@mrbluesky3248]

You managed to pull off ''that difficult second album" with great aplomb. Have a great Christmas Robbie and let's see you doing this on a nationwide tour in 2021.

[@mrgeorgewebster]

Robbie out here flexing with Taylors Christmas blend?! Hope you and your family have a great Christmas Robbie! I'm looking forward to seeing what videos the new year brings!🎁

[@ScottReviewsThings]

Compelling viewing. Who knew Asda did such fine “treats”. Merry Christmas to you and your family Robbie. Cheers. Scott and wanda.

[@CoreyMS23]

Merry Christmas to you and your family Robbie, thanks for the great videos this year as well :)

[@kjones5085]

Merry Christmas Robbie! Thanks for some great content this year. Who'd have thought a video of someone going through their shopping would be so popular?! 😂😂😂

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Kristian! Merry Xmas!

[@flala2261]

6:39 put frozen waffles in toaster *twice* near highest setting each time 👌

[@RobbieKnox]

Tried double cooking. Still disappointing.

[@lawriethelostloiner]

I actually thought you had been to Hull.....realised it was Haul Breathed a sigh of relief for you

[@psychomaji]

I have no idea why I sat through and watched the whole of this, but that was thoroughly enjoyable and mundane. merry Christmas to you and yours

[@ameliafoster3633]

Hope you & the family have a lovely Christmas Robbie! ☺️

[@evanwilliams206]

would love a lidl next loving it

[@Lauren_willis]

The cheese being mature joke was quality

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Lauren.

[@iskillcorn1]

Great video Robbie and glad to see the legendary sprout hat make a come back! Not sure about the camera focus made me feel drunk or maybe I am drunk! Merry Christmas legend 🎄 🍺

[@RobbieKnox]

Maybe both! Will iron out autofocus eventually!

[@hollielittle1530]

I’m back again with a rare comment! This was great haha 😆 your humour is brilliant! Still working my way through cooped up and loving it. Not pleased that I noticed you’ve stopped though. I hope you do carry on in the New Year! Merry Christmas to you and your family! ☺️

[@sentienttapioca5409]

I misheard 'looting vibe' as 'Luton vibe', but knew that couldn't be right - this video would be a lot shorter if you'd gone up to Luton to do anything. 🙃

[@RobbieKnox]

Looting and Luton have similar vibes.

[@cal9428]

Been keeping this as a christmas eve treat, time to enjoy the greatness

[@kkrispy2009P]

Happy Xmas and new year great vid to you and family robbie

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Krispy.

[@rhysmarsh5897]

This is the content I want

[@Chipster971]

Merry Christmas, Robbie!

[@happydae4119]

The sequel we didn’t know we needed!! Great work as always Mr. Knox.

[@maxmorris6853]

2020 really has taken its toll on the Knoxmeister's joie de vivre, hopefully 2021 brings more baguette gobbling in the backstreets of bordeaux love the content mate happy xmas

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, I really want to get away now.

[@corinbertrand]

Potato waffles in the toaster is a wonderful innovation, just leave them in a little longer

[@RobbieKnox]

Tried a few cycles but they were still inferior to oven waffles. I’ll investigate further.

[@lewisglennie]

Weirdly enough, a Robbie Knox Xmas haul was on my Christmas list. Thankyou Santa

[@alfieowen2014]

I’ve only just discovered your channel but I love your sense of humour you’ve gained a subscriber

[@lilysoutter4874]

merry christmas robbie! hope u n the family have a lovely day! also asda swanley is one of the best asdas second to kings hill imo :)

[@RobbieKnox]

Merry Christmas Lily, admire your Asda love.

[@lizzie221b_]

Best early Christmas present ever!!

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Lizzie.

[@alfiedurkin3959]

Great sequel, they said it couldn't be done... they were wrong. Merry xmas to the Knox family and a happy new year!

[@Theo-cy3yt]

This might of been the best video i have ever watched

[@RobbieKnox]

Huge claim Theo.

[@69cobsy]

Love that vivera kebab shizzle, have you tried Applewood smoked Vegan cheese in asda👌

[@RobbieKnox]

Yes! It’s the best vegan cheese for toasted sandwiches.

[@PatheticoMorbid]

Robbie, Happy Christmas & a Happy New Year, Best wishes, PM.

[@claygeorge97]

Praise the lord🙌🏼🙌🏼 Merry Christmas Robbie

[@14mjj]

Have a great Christmas, Robbie!

[@iisokea]

Nice skit at the start !!

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks!

[@lawriebased8166]

Apsolute leg end

[@RobbieKnox]

Cheers Lawrie.

[@Andopop]

The fact that Robbie described the Thins as "Narrow" and not "Thin" tickled me more than it should have 😂

[@RobbieKnox]

Ha ha ha. I’m an idiot.

[@asliceofry8735]

Sprout hat - COYP - Merry Christmas gaffer

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks champ. Up the Pars.

[@justpassingthrooo3505]

Those pigs in blankets were delishous, but they were expensive and I regret not buying a pack of bacon and chipolatas.

[@RobbieKnox]

Boxing Day they had about 1,000 packs going cheap in Sainsbury's. You could have stocked up the freezer for years.

[@zawok1969]

Lets goooo robbie!

[@RobbieKnox]

WOOOO!!!

[@kingpin2psn]

Robbie Knox - " its a bit like a dystopian hellscape where everyone is trying to kill eachother... ASDA Wallmart - " So you like the business model for every store? "

[@euan7231]

Loved the climax of the video with the intense bread thins section. I just couldn't take my eyes off the screen

[@pullmeifinger]

"it had a kind of looting vibe about it" i was in tescos Christmas eve, it was exactly like that 🤣

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, glad that pre-Xmas looting period is over!

[@dannybgood]

Such a majestic haul. I feel very slightly emasculated with my paltry £72 Tesco haul. (I got a bunch of Terry's chocolate oranges for a quid each though, which was nice.)

[@stevenplayford8223]

106 pounds. Absolute extravagance. It's like the last days of Rome.

[@stevenplayford8223]

Paxo is shite. Its like salt and mush.

[@RobbieKnox]

Prices have definitely gone up this year.

[@stevenplayford8223]

@@RobbieKnox wait until brexit it will be like mad max beyond the thunderdome on bin day. People getting black market garlic smuggled in from France.

[@masonrogerss]

Great content, Merry Christmas Sir.

[@ashley_bell]

Merry Christmas Robbie!

[@rossvegas7]

Merry Christmas robbie mate. Have a good one.

[@annaliseblack8184]

That intro is so hilarious. Great work Robbie!

[@leesmith7706]

6:13 on the morning of my birthday. Making an eggy bread, my phone propped up against the sugar pot so I can watch Robbie Knox videos, one after another... Off to the Sainsburys haul next. F#ck I'm having fun 😎