The Michael Masi Death Machine

Clip from The Nerve #5
im focusing on my podcast now instead of doing losertube because its more fun and im trying to move out of my parents house, and apparently landlords won't accept 'likes' as rent payment EVEN THO THEY SHOULD
but calm down, each episode I will cut a clip for the commonwealth youtube scum so everybody is happy
if you want the full shaft of every episode you can become a member of our 'definitely not a cult'
I set it at £2.50/month which is basically free and what you get in return is momentary liberation from your miserable life
patreon.com/RPMF1?...

[@zellerfella]

Finally, the video which makes the 4 week break a bit more sufferable.

[@hasantopcu2213]

There just 10 days left :D But yeah I’ve been waiting for the video for weeks too!

[@Juhi118]

PogU

[@sulphurous2656]

Jej

[@dennisdexter5602]

Why do we have a 4 week break again?

[@1793rey]

Cause China

[@jessenoordermeer]

“Wait, it’s all Michael Masi?” “Always has been.”

[@MYTHNL90]

🌎👨‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

*points a pistol

[@hiran4935]

Always -Snape

[@1972ChevySupernova]

Remember boys, RPM didn't kill himself

[@twrampage]

Damn, you beat me to it.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

The is the quality journalism that F1 needs. Nothing but pure facts.

[@asian_sammy2022]

Exactly

[@IncredulousObserver]

Let's get RPM in the Sky Sports booth. You get a pot of gold if you grab Martin Brundle by the ankle too.

[@T33a1ile]

*jurnalizzam

[@neosonixyz]

Ted Kravitz asking 'What's he doing in Australia?' is so hilarious I dunno Ted, maybe it's because he's Australian, and lives in Australia, and has family in Australia (in a secret bunker where TeamLH can't find them obviously)

[@pancon5]

He's devolved into an annoying jackass at this point.

[@anameyoucantremember]

Don't worry, I don't think TeamLH is able to point Australia on a map

[@LeCharles07]

They don't need a bunker. They are sufficiently protected by the Australian wildlife. One of those heckin' massive spiders with feet shows up and TeamLH would nope the F out of there quicker than a RedBull pitstop; I know I would.

[@Euclides287]

​@@anameyoucantremember Neither are Verstappen shaggers in all honesty 😂

[@nicholasbelardo4273]

@@LeCharles07 can confirm

[@jackhudson8439]

Jos Verstappen is my sleep paralysis demon

[@clare6249]

I'll get nightmares now...

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Evil incarnate 😂

[@Triggernlfrl]

Humans are not demons but demon driven...

[@sebastianahrens2385]

No, Jos Verstappen is your sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.

[@Anits1989]

New fear unlocked 😢

[@cballentine11]

The thick-shafted full version has 80% more content and makes the diagram look *sane*. Just do it already.

[@aer1s111]

I can’t afford it, i am saving money for his merch

[@porhaltavaneppe]

​@@aer1s111 xD

[@stereoghost5396]

I can't buy it, not because of the money, but because i live in Russia, where Patreon is banned

[@Daniel_R98]

@@stereoghost5396 Go riot the streets instead of watching youtube ;)

[@Alex-vn9le]

Yo soy poor

[@nicholasdh_63]

"what's he doing in here" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE IS AN AUSTRALIAN 💀

[@12akhaSatyahadi]

The mere presence of The Masi can cause ripples in the multiverse

[@RafidW9]

Osama Bin Russell has to be my favorite nickname of a driver ever. I can't help but chuckle everytime I hear it.

[@Frigms17]

I'm surprised that team LH didn't jump Michael in the paddock

[@gerhardolivier6285]

So a bunch of children against a grown Gigachad ?

[@RichyPink]

because twitter is not a real place and its easy to act tough behind a keyboard and a fake name

[@thiagomclima2004]

@@RichyPink Accurate as Odin's Spear.

[@bongocat5223]

That would require a twitter user to go outside

[@deadprivacy]

Team LH are all just fbi agents being used to distract from the masi/latifi axis.

[@joshhale7012]

"are you ready for the diagram" need to become a reoccurring line

[@fidorover]

Why has no one tapped this brilliant man to figure out the Kennedy assassination? He clearly has answers. But perhaps he knows too much.

[@fidorover2]

agreed.

[@Jejking]

He can pull a Kravitz and hope to escape on di Resta's spy balloon if all goes to shit too soon.

[@pimagirl1702]

Maybe RPM can figure out the Epstein “suicide”…

[@naftaliurison9683]

This is actually amazing. I could not stop laughing at the rabbit hole we went down on this journey

[@pigeonman6434]

Ted Kravitz talking about Massi sounds like a youtuber doing an apology video

[@budrap8421]

more than two weeks for a new upload and its blue balling me with a paywall the nerve

[@casperkankarjarvi]

You know it's bad when Crofty had to tell Ted to shut up

[@DoorTechnicianRick]

Ted Kravitz : "What's he doing in Australia" Bro, Masi is Australian... Wtf are YOU doing in Australia mate

[@peadookie]

This is exactly why I sub. I had no idea there was a US/China/Russia shadow war involving Michael Massi. By _miles_ the best reporting around.

[@erikreddington461]

The BEST "it's all connected" rant I've ever heard. I mean it makes sense when we live in dystopian formula 1 times.

[@ObtuseArmadillo]

So now we no longer get free full videos...what a shame...

[@coleharris822]

The nerve

[@staLkerhu]

Nothing lasts forever I guess... sadge, because he actually did quality content.

[@yogcast133]

yeah its a shame tbh and the clips don't hit as good,

[@yousefseed1874]

He always gets demonetized. KZbin isn't going to pay him much or maybe none at all so Patreon probably pays him more than YT.

[@BotsWeekendCovers]

My month is FINALLY complete! Thanks RPM!!!!!!! The only Fateful day is Ted is still employed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long Live Massi the KING!

[@tomasburian6550]

Took me a moment to even remember it was the "no, Michael, no" guy.

[@elisangale431]

It's called a motor race

[@thiccpasta8589]

So we just get 20% of the actual episode? The NERVE! smh

[@swachchhaahmed4815]

The whole TeamLH will eventually accept it but Ted Kravitz won't

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

Other way around

[@Jejking]

Or option 3: Ted Kravitz will pretend to report but actually lead the impending revolt against the FIA, storming the Paris HQ accompanied by hordes of rabbid LH fanboys and government-wrecked people who drunk too much tranny beer cans

[@Lord_Lambert]

I wonder when the rest of you clowns will accept the 2021 title was stolen?

[@buzz5020]

@@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168 idk Ted Kravitz basically said in a roundabout way “I can’t believe they even let this man near f1 after he snatched the title away from my sweet prince Lewis, what a disgrace,” when in reality it was nothing but an albeit big misjudgement on Masis part, something that shouldn’t overwrite all his previous work and the incredible pressure he would’ve been under in that moment. 2 years on and Ted doesn’t seem like he’s over it yet lol

[@saxninja8464]

@@buzz5020 oh he’s DEFINITELY not over it lol, that clip of ted was a man doing his level best not to say something live on tv he would regret/would cost him his job

[@Umbreon-ln7fe]

The Aussie touring cars had a bunch of races on the track that weekend, Masi likes motorsport and there was only a moderate chance he'd be attacked by the TeamLH psychos. I can't believe people were wondering about this at all.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

"Ted, they did go car racing. And i like to watch that."

[@notaspeck6104]

Right... because those are the only bad fans. Not like Verstappen fans are any better mate. At least be consistent.

[@NotTheFace506]

Can't believe you managed to put in so many key words into one video. This one's going straight to the top boys!

[@andrewr8461]

The fuckin nerve to paywall us

[@floydthebarber71]

Fk it

[@RidiraPLUR]

Nerve intensifies

[@harrisongoodman2129]

For 3 quid a month is nothin.

[@MYTHNL90]

im seriously contemplating to pay for it though

[@Preso_]

@@MYTHNL90 its worth it my guy

[@0AFonseca]

Hiding content behind a paywall (Patreon)... So much talk about capitalism crap and whatnot and now do this lol

[@clarysstoryboard3317]

I've been waiting for this and I'm gonna savour it now that it's here. Edit post-video: I mean not that I expect anything different at this point but my god, TeamLH, it's a joke, not a dick - don't take it so hard. Also, great conspiracy board. Solid 8/10.

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

Teddy boy is like the ambassador of teamLH.

[@Cookie-jl4st]

RPM IS BACK!!!

[@harrisongoodman2129]

Just sub to the patreon

[@EXTREMERC416]

I LOVE how his F1 banger takes turn into real journalism and news events🤣👌🏽

[@LJW1912]

It's a real shock to hear that rpm stabbed himself 26 times, put himself in a black bag and threw himself in the river. Poor guy must have really had some demons.

[@cyan_oxy6734]

What a dick move of the other fans taking away the derbis from the guy who got hurt by it. They should introduce a rule that when some depris makes you bleed you get to keep said debris. If debris injures multiple people it gets cut up and the guy with the biggest injuries gets the largest chunk. If you get killed by some debris the responsible team has to offer you a front wing as a burial gift.

[@danielwhite6940]

I applaud this man, not for the commitment but for the diagram

[@cbm.99]

poor guy who got hit by kevin’s car part didn’t even get to keep the thing

[@wpcars]

It brought a tear to my eye. Journalists these days talk about elon musk and food prices. We need more people like RPM

[@alexkrallis7778]

I watch these videos every night before I go to sleep, sometimes even as I am ready to fall asleep I start laughing 😂

[@jj.olatunji420]

Nothing better than a new video by the legend himself !! Much appreciated mate

[@PSMotorsport]

I have seen my track invasion footage appear everywhere on mainstream media and online the past couple of weeks but seeing it in an RPM video has made my day.

[@Hazza8002]

Please keep the uploads coming. They are hilarious to watch and at the same time entertaining.

[@emanuelpereira8490]

Did he completely stoped posting full videos into KZbin?

[@wastedcentury]

looks like it

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

the patreon is worth it, pay the 3 dollars (2 pounds fifty for brits) and see if you like it or not. Pretty reasonable IMO

[@emanuelpereira8490]

@@Tuvok_Shakur I don't doubt that one bit since he is a legend of a content creator Imo. However it's a step to far for me. I would rather pay 27 euros for his coffee mug to support him when I can than than add another subscription to my monthly expenses

[@peterspeeder6973]

Totally real anime waifu gf: “Yes babe you’re totally correct, the 2021 F1 World Championship results and Ferrari’s recent performance is entirely related to geopolitical tensions between the United States, Russia, and China. No you’re definitely not crazy.”

[@-Kaje]

So there is a pay wall now for full videos?

[@danajohnson6794]

I’m embarrassed to say I just discovered this page yesterday, it kept being suggested but I never watched. I’ve watched HOURS now. Love it!

[@delbroox]

I was waiting for this. I wasn’t disappointed ❤

[@nicksonice9432]

The GOAT returned! I have been wainting since 3 weeks in the Abobox!

[@harrisongoodman2129]

Just sub to the patreon

[@The666opal111]

pathetic

[@farhanbinsalim666]

So, now I have to sign up to his Patrion for the whole video??? 😢

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

It's 3 dollars a month, 2 pounds fifty for brits. If you don't have it, do one doordash order a month it will be worth it.

[@0AFonseca]

Sad isn't it? I guess we are the KZbin peasants now

[@0AFonseca]

​@@Tuvok_Shakur how much is he paying you to be his PR Manager?

[@0AFonseca]

​​@Ice Bear I mean he was doing 7k a month on Patreon already before cutting us (KZbin viewers) out of it... I don't think 7k a month is bad... I know I only make 1/10 of it a month Now he is doing 14k a month

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

@@0AFonseca nothing, I just have the day off and I get annoyed at people whining about paying 3 dollars on patreon when he puts out tons of great stuff on there that's all just as good as everything he puts on youtube, but also without having to skirt around youtube's guidelines, so it's actually better. He makes good shit, pay the man. If I was his PR manager I wouldn't be wasting my time talking to people who seem to have a hard time getting 3 dollars lol

[@dyrusama4193]

I've been waiting weeks for this video. Love the content bro.

[@p1xlb522]

This is absolutely brilliant, I never see someone would come up with such diagram

[@cs512tr]

Full episode on patron .. ieeeww

[@broccoliface4501]

"Jamie, pull up Ted Kravitz' early life section"

[@aidanhorwitz3914]

I didn't know how much I missed you until you posted a video again!

[@mdesm2005]

your silly writing (jurnalizzam) does catch me off guard and gets me started with the giggles, so thanks

[@lavvrcelj7484]

so this channel is now pay to watch?

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

did you think this was going to last with the way youtube is shadowbanning? It's worth it

[@Poopymusk]

@@Tuvok_Shakur found RPM burner

[@henkondemand]

Nope, you can still watch it. Just not all of it, that's for the real MVP's.

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

@@Poopymusk lol im just trying to spread the word brother... theres a stigma against paywalling content but its not the same here, he doesnt have any options other than 3 dollars, no higher tiers or any of that bs and he puts out really good stuff on there. ive tried a few patreons and theyve all been pretty much the same and i dropped them but im keeping rpm and i think people should try it instead of whine about it

[@korneliusf.5848]

Yes and it's absolutely worth it.

[@maisbiensur4934]

What do you mean i have to pay to see the rant now ?

[@shahroobmi4203]

Things that goes through your mind need to documented which I’m glad u do that by making these videos 😂😂😂

[@w.5655]

im impressed at how you connected all the dots you laid out. the true genius of our time

[@jacksevers3177]

That diagram rant. Bravo sir. Bravo. Had me in stitches .

[@robertofresard134]

come on man, put the whole video up!!

[@iroh522]

You never fail at ruining my day ❤️

[@randynichols4691]

Thank god, I’ve been waiting for the latest video!

[@gandalf_thegrey]

3:30 I may go out on a limp here: I think he likes watching a motor race, Ted.

[@Hamisxa]

bro is making over 2 grand a month from patreon but still won't post full videos for free. disappointing bro

[@valkenburgert]

Kinda sad he doesn’t simply look for sponsors, even though I understand many brands would be out 😂

[@MitchellfcNa32]

Doubt he makes anything on here due to KZbins stance on demonetisation of certain humour. So u support the content on platforms that allow it uncensored

[@basti329]

He has 3.700 patreons, its a lot more than 2 grand...

[@valkenburgert]

@@MitchellfcNa32 He knows the in and outs but is probably sick of the complexity indeed. Still, 200K followers deserve some consideration I'd say. That made him what he is today and now he basically shuts the door on them. Far better to do separate content under a paywall and advertise that rather than cutting the main product or concept that made him what he is. No need to change a winning formula here. Adding to a winning formula behind a paywall is far better. Not decreasing the value of the winning formula by giving it an incomplete feel.

[@henkondemand]

Lol, so he needs to give you shit for free because others are paying for it. That's entitlement if I ever saw it.

[@yazangaming]

I was checking twice daily since Aus GP and waiting for this , finallyyyyy

[@Jonathan-st7cl]

Im so glad to have been there to witness it live

[@crispycleanerboi]

Please overthink the patreon exclusivity it's gonna kill your channel. They model other channels adopted is having standard content on youtube but offering extra content on patreon, maybe that's an option for you

[@0AFonseca]

Dude don't care about his KZbin channel anymore, it will only serve to tease his Patreon content... He was making 7k a month out of Patreon before this, he is now doing 14k a month after this. Why should he care about KZbin? The only thing that irks me is he always talking shit about Capitalism and Capitalists and then do this crap 🤣

[@Hamed_n69]

@@0AFonseca its always bad because that person cant benefit from it but as soon as they find a way its awsome 😂

[@AverageSneedEnjoyer]

@@0AFonseca we live in a capitalist society whether we like it or not, socialists need money to live too. this is such a dumb take. we all need to make money

[@Mebsuta]

Serious question. Will this "what you're seeing on KZbin is about 20% of the video in Patreon" format continue? You can count me out if that's the case.

[@mohtaufiqurrochman9034]

It's the KZbin content problem. I mean we all knew that. Copyright claim and Hate speech

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

It's 3 dollars a month, 2 pounds fifty for brits. Doordash will pay you that for one order. I don't normally do patreon but this one is worth it

[@MooncricketsInc]

@@DrTortoiselle So he's paywalling the podcast and those after gp videos as well? That's disappointing.

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

​@@DrTortoiselle He put out a 34 minute podcast with all the usual editing 2 days ago. He put out another 36 minute podcast with editing the 31st.

[@Mebsuta]

@@mohtaufiqurrochman9034 lmfao don't give me that crap. He's using Patreon. If he was serious on protecting himself from hate speech laws and copyright he'd post on Bitchute, LBRY or Dailymotion. No need for a paywall. And if there waa the need of a paywall he wouldn't be using leftist dominated Patreon, rather SubscribeStar.

[@diederikjournee5580]

This is the best and maddest associative thing i have ever seen... you are the best!

[@lbfafcs2024]

This is the most beautiful KZbin video and channel I have ever seen. Thank you. I am grateful for your factual reporting and dot connecting

[@sonyboybluespower]

Protect this channel at all costs

[@dark_g4ngstr531]

The first minute of this had me dead XD deserves some sort of comedy award

[@live4life767]

RPM thank you for helping me as I go through a very sad & difficult time in my life by entertaining me & making me laugh🤣🤣🤣 You sir are a gift from God!!! Godspeed to you!!!

[@mankeez5892]

You know what, your patreon is the only one I’ve ever legitimately considered subscribing to, and now that I have I couldn’t regret it any less. ALL BOW TO MICHAEL MASI

[@spdbx]

full episode on patreon? really?

[@DataC0llect0r]

Not gonna do patreon, if this is your path Ill leave

[@danaekoloka9819]

I've been waiting for this one

[@heathen_7]

Incredible work as always

[@happywheelssounds]

coming home from a hard days of work, starting up the pc, rolling a fat zoot and seeing that god himself uploaded yet another banger

[@asian_sammy2022]

Banger it is

[@Talisman21]

"Latte boi went full Jihad" Fucking hell i'm dead lmao

[@tassosesmeroglou]

My day just brightened

[@brian6294]

I honestly love your work knackers keep em coming bloke 😂😂

[@baldemar7880]

7 minutes and 35 seconds of pure art

[@emenesu]

Bad move paywalling content. For extras and stuff it's fine, but main videos need to be provided on both platforms, even if delayed.

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

It's cheap and he's still giving you videos. He's asking for 3 dollars USD a month. Pretty reasonable IMO

[@dennisbrannvalls1fan964]

@@Tuvok_Shakur stop the meat riding

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

@@dennisbrannvalls1fan964 Stop being a crybaby. If you are still getting what you were getting but he's giving you way more if you pay 3 dollars but it's not worth 3 dollars to you quit fucking whining. You all sound like children. I was being pretty respectful, but that's how I really feel. His patreon is great, it's worth the 3 dollars. Pay it or don't and shut the hell up

[@emenesu]

@@Tuvok_Shakur It's cheap but it ain't free.

[@paladestar9758]

@@Tuvok_Shakur Yeah and if 10 channels you like do this it becomes $30 a month, if 100 channels do this, it's $300 a month... He just gave in to greed, for such a young channel to jump behind a paywall so soon is just selling out. Unsubbed.

[@TheBoki92]

Moree please, I could watch this everyday 🔥

[@phillothehill]

Been waiting for this!! 😂

[@mistirmemomngldviplng4469]

RPM why only 7 minutes mate?

[@nmarkyfresh1346]

Wait. So you're telling me you don't want to sell merch, but you want to do shorter videos only to keep the longer version behind a paywall on Patreon? The nerve

[@davidkeizer8278]

RPM whenever he speaks: We're going down a rabbit hole and I've made a diagram - And god damn what a rabbit hole this was

[@Blind_Hawk]

You are the pinnacle of comedic timing and consistency. You're the max verstpapen of comedy

[@beardeddutchman6341]

Brilliance absolutely brilliance!!! Well worth the wait!!!!

[@nestofondeur4171]

RPM upload! LFG!!!

[@thandontantiso3744]

Love this guys work, but I don't have the money for patrion. Will we get the full video later like maby a month later?

[@kieranfnr]

Always about a hour off the noti time but am ready to watch!! Let’s go ready for the best F1 KZbinr :))

[@ryng2k1]

Your video made my day as always 🤣

[@danieldoan4453]

It’s a good day to be an RPM fan.

[@shragdhara5202]

When the world needed him most, the mohawk man hath risen from his shed again

[@MajikPPMan]

Legit your best video yet

[@xECxKonfliktzxECx]

Speaking of crawling out of the shadows. about time you’re back