The Mercedes Ransom Note

this is a clip from The Nerve #4
and yes I did slip into an alternate dimension for this one
I decided to make a podcast episode this week instead of a YT video
but I thought, because im nice (and because the YT simps kept asking wHeRes tHe viDeO) ill cut a clip from the episode and throw it to the common wealth
YOUR. WELCOME.
if you wanna join our 'definitely not a cult' u can become a Mohawk Sympathiser today and maybe you will feel a shred a happiness for once in your miserable life.
patreon.com/RP...

[@Rocketpoweredmohawk]

Because some of you may be confusion: I couldn’t get in the garage for the past week, and I have ripped my old shed down because im building a new one called ‘The Nerve Centre’. But, because im pROfeshANAL, I rented a rehearsal studio and recorded a podcast episode. I will try to get in the garage when I can, but if not, I will find a spot to yell from and get the video out FOR CHIRST. Also here’s the note if you wanna read it for yourself, its a good fukin laugh m8: www.mercedesamgf1.com/news/a-letter-to-the-fans

[@Darwizzy_9]

I noticed the patreon thing said ep 4. Will these things be brought to KZbin cause I’d love a good laugh

[@BrainActivity1]

Why do you not just record in your room?

[@scarymonsters9130]

Making it out the ends with this one

[@MrZOMGodnes]

​@@Darwizzy_9 No KZbin scum, church of mohawk clergy only

[@The1MetaKnight]

@@BrainActivity1 because he doesn’t sit in his bedroom, in a gaming chair, looking at memes on twitter. He reports the real news

[@xboxvolley360]

I love how Mohawk is probably the most unbiased F1 reporter out there. He'll slag off anyone that deserves it. Keep up the good work!

[@MangoIsLove55]

And we love it

[@mafiousbj]

Probably the only F1 "reporter" with more than three braincells and no PR approved speech^^ That and the no bullshit attitude are just lovely

[@Zeit142]

I misread that as "Keep up the good wank!"

[@DoorTechnicianRick]

If Mercedes needs to write a letter to their fans, Williams needs to write an entire trilogy script to their fans...

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Nah bro, as a Williams fans I appreciate 2 things 1. Not enough people care enough about Williams anymore to write about us on Twitter, which is FANTASTIC 2. We are also not 14 year old children that expect an apology by a sports team for being "Good, not perfect".

[@rehannoor4961]

@@gandalf_thegrey most Williams fan is already old, mate. we really don't have the time to argue on social media.

[@LogicallyInsane-rx1yj]

I mean they were great and now they are building the team back up and that takes time after you have been lodged into the back field after having a rich legacy in the past . But it would be really funny if williams pulled what mercedes did and cried to us about not being good enough after having been dominant for a long time its not the same dynamics and people would say that its fine for williams as they have been deteriorating but if a team like redbull did it during the mercedes dominace people would call them out like rpm is right now to mercedes . I think the optics change with time as he said if a team was dominant and did not win for like 2 years like mercedes and cried then people would find it cringe but for teams who have not won anything since a long time they will sympathise its all about the situation and the pr that the teams have built up and what their fan communityis like

[@phoenixtiller6832]

“You have the memory of a goldfish” Wonderful phrasing. This ransom note was hilarious. Merc fans are a different breed I guess.

[@garythefishable]

I just wish Ferrari fans were as demanding about their team.

[@SunSunSunn]

sometimes i hate being a merc fan, it's like being an eminem fan. the fanbase makes you wanna off yourself.

[@ferrari0323]

#TeamLH

[@AeroSlayer74]

@@garythefishable all we know is pain

[@leonk.5453]

So are the Tesla ones.

[@awadheshsharanchaurasia7248]

Its remarkable that this man speak facts while being funny

[@stijndesaedeleer8395]

Good comedy is often the truth told in a funny way

[@sundaydriver15]

Fernando Alonso needs to discover this account 😅

[@banja9172]

He doesn't have the memory of a gold fish but the hypocrisy of a narcissist.

[@asian_sammy2022]

combined with his Phd in victimhood excellence

[@its_only_karma7440]

He has both also the entitlement of a 20yr old black girl

[@venomau5speedz]

44th like 👍 😂😂

[@rizzen7]

At night they hear his voice “It’s called a motor race…” 👻

[@TheSadCake]

The Australia gp episode is gonna be lit. What a fucking shitshow.

[@BonoImFaded]

Bro I can’t wait this is gonna be juicy

[@TheSadCake]

@@BonoImFaded That race was Pual Di Resta's wildest wet dream, not even him could have ruined that race as badly as the race directors did.

[@G4ZZ__]

sounds like a teachers speech after you terrorised the substitute

[@adamsteinhardt6393]

It’s so refreshing to see someone with so much entertainment and so little PC call out the real BS and the real abuse so well.

[@wilcisco1159]

Just love the passive aggressiveness of mercedes social media manager. It's indeed look like operated by a teenage girl

[@cresheer310]

Another RocketPoweredMohawk classic, time to warm up the popcorn

[@xxcharley28xx]

I am a new fan of this guy!! Loving them so much. So funny x

[@atairuy]

A true master piece, best video I’ve seen in a while

[@HakarDoski]

everyone in Mercedes should just stfu they don't need to do a testimony every 10 minutes

[@tomasdubinskas]

This is gold! Wish I found this channel earlyer.

[@banjoisbaked5373]

by far one of your videos, just finished watching the Aussie gp, and cannot wait for your review mate shit was wild

[@reecewatson3196]

Watching this right before the Aussie GP!! Definitely needed!

[@iiTsFaded_]

I saw a Reddit post where someone was comparing F1 teams to American NFL football teams and Mercedes are actually the New England Patriots and as a Patriots fan, it painfully makes sense.

[@Lasciatemi_Guidare]

Does that makes Williams the Lions?

[@iiTsFaded_]

@@Lasciatemi_Guidare Yes 😭

[@Grishnag85]

Explain it to me as someone that has no idea about NFL

[@iiTsFaded_]

@@Grishnag85 the ones that have good records like the Kansas City chiefs match up with Redbull and the teams that have the worst records like Haas are matched up with a team like the Houston Texans. Basically poor F1 team matches up with poor football team.

[@anasnaufal7861]

@@Lasciatemi_Guidare At least the Williams used to win championships. What's the Lions excuse?

[@_slasherxr8]

Mercedes always remind me of a bond villain who try to act like they are the hero in the story.

[@Affalterbach1967]

I haven't laughed at Harvey Price so hard since Frankie Boyle was in his prime.

[@tomcat7493]

The common wealth are satisfied

[@fernandohc655]

Great vid, can’t wait to see the rage against the Australia GP

[@shaun_sharlev]

This the first time I'm considering patreon

[@xianorousseau7251]

You should be the commentator during the races on sky sports and every other channel ❤ Love this shit

[@pebofatso]

The Verstappen Shaggers 🤣🤣🤣

[@DataC0llect0r]

Maybe if Hamilton had been at the factory more he would have a proper car 😂

[@raymaponga458]

RPM's upload schedule is as bad as Ferrari's strategy

[@robinelliott-ni2eh]

Crazy how people get so invested in a team that isn't even from their local area, it's not like football or rugby where people are invested in the team from the city they live. They're actually demented.

[@PeterJavi]

I'm willing to bet most people in Germany are Schumacher fans and if they still follow formula at all, won't necessarily care too much about Mercedes

[@aldren707]

@@PeterJavi actually

[@burgadahz17]

I love how creative this guy is lmao

[@wesparker2886]

This is the most clever and hilarious shit I’ve ever heard, brilliant😂

[@duncandehulst2016]

The funny thing is that they really cannot be crying anymore, seeing the Australian race live. They really should stop crying and get their head down...

[@LivermooreJesse965ud]

It’s embarrassing the commentary still crying about massi and sucking Lewis off

[@MajesticDemonLord]

The most honest and neutral news coverage of F1. There's no bias here folks, he hates everyone equally. Edit: Seeing a Drumkit (even if it is Mapex) - that explains *quite* a few things.

[@zxr-cade2026]

Absolutely hilarious mate you just keep getting funnier

[@adithyasankarprasanth5653]

This man is should be hosting a watch party.

[@HellaNorCal916]

Thank you for this! You've made F1 so much more enjoyable for me!

[@fox586a]

Where is Masi when you need him with these Red Flags...

[@huddzjme]

I cant belive what I'm watching and hearing!! Is the pure shock of strolls performances over the last 2 races blown more brain cells than you care to admit here? Genuinely expecting to see a compliment about that guy at some point this season 😂

[@kaasklompje]

i missed this guy over the winter break

[@ZionOrange]

Mercedes have won slippery bastards of the year award

[@King_Cola]

Dominant car for 8 years : Never seen anything that fast!....... Wow.

[@BooyongDave]

It was blokes like you that made England a great country. Good on ya mate.

[@doubleasblog]

LH is only faster than everyone when he has a better car than everyone else. Kinda easy to lead from the front. 😊

[@davejac9035]

We love to see THIS

[@oskierox]

omg hahahahhahahahahahaha the re-written letter just kills me

[@jonathanjoukhadar1629]

Currently track side on the 3rd red flags, thinking about your next video ❤

[@jonathanjoukhadar1629]

In Australia that is

[@redbuIIracing33]

You should cover the fallout of Max Supposedly over the line

[@Rob0100]

Lets gooooo, been waiting for this upload, knew it would be banger

[@miroslavdockal9468]

I love RPM so much!!!

[@eufraciovillarreal]

1:45 the 2020 Mugello hotlap is MENTAL also smh lmao

[@Blooga_]

Nice to see a drumset getting the pain this time

[@mchlfr1245]

Shoutout to the ones that voted yes

[@marilenalatifi1600]

I'm watching this video with my foster Corgi (Dmetri).

[@atoningunifex6067]

" but where's the value in something easy?" So their constructors titles have no value?

[@ZionOrange]

RPM is on fire

[@satvik7293]

Why is the starting cut?

[@aramomusic]

its a clip from a podcast. not the usual vid

[@111risto]

Probably cause KZbin hates small independent Asain women.

[@StarLord-i3-660]

shall we continue ? *MUSIC* - RPM, 2023.

[@fillusrahim-xy9ib]

They the ones who create cyber abuse to other fans who not agree to their Lewis Hamilton

[@hugh__jaynus__5796]

New sub - found you through the nice latte short. Love your werk. Sithi.

[@littlebrav0856]

I cannot wait for his recap of the Australian GP. Gonna be fucking nuts

[@iM3j3n]

Are you sure that was our fellow german crying sound? I couldnt hear any Bratwurst oder Schnitzel

[@angrytoto]

This aged well

[@slothomatic]

At the end of the day it's CAR RACING. The note sounds like they failed at critical cancer research or abdicated some throne. Oh no our zoom zoom is less zoom than we want better get therapy

[@bencousins7311]

RIP to the old shed shout out to its family

[@mikemelina7395]

I'm expecting SigmAlonso to finish second ahead of both Mercedes, then I'm going to go over to their channel and post "Well..." on every video they post.

[@Anvil35]

The princess likes drivers who roll out the red carpet for him and give him no challenge (Bottas), but when things get tough and wheel to wheel (Rosberg, Verstappen, Russell) him and cult LH cry how unfair things are The sooner he leaves the sport the better

[@Sevntimes]

Cant wait for your Aussie gp video

[@Littlebear57]

It's almost like when you can't throw endless money at your problems shows your own mediocrity.

[@middleclassthrash]

I completely agree with all of this.

[@TinTin22b]

More from you sir! fucking on point hahaha

[@davsto2011]

I fucking love this channell!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Dexter-nw2fe]

The biggest competition in f1 is always whos most whiny brat, little kid merc fans, british merc fans, or lewis

[@A.D.114]

No mercedes fan could have ever been a ferrari fan ,

[@alexisgasnier4293]

Your version of the letter is much better 😂👍

[@just_matt214]

If Ferrari did this every time they fucked up they'd have a book longer than the bible by the end of the season. Every season.

[@lowstandarts894]

Can't wait TeamLH members to cosplay wild lemming when Lewis gets dropped at the end of this season, shit is gonna be biblical.

[@nlforces2079]

They should make you PR manager of Mercedes

[@quigglyz]

Thank you for pointing out the sheer cosmic perfection of the W11. But aren’t you scared of going to prison? I thought it was a crime to talk about that in Britain.

[@prathyumnanelangovan2398]

Is it true?. i heard that mercedes uses fuel as it's fan tears? And the car was designed by Team LH?

[@urmom3046]

This is so beautiful to watch i cant even express it

[@KidCannabisXEnterprise]

Finally my weekend is full off 😂😂😂. Two weeks is difficult without 😂.

[@the_uglysteve6933]

Absolutely howling. Love this channel

[@filippivonka5181]

Imagine if Ferrari made this, it would sound like a suicidal note.

[@KingofFray]

Ferrari is way too prideful to write this. So prideful that Enzo himself will rise from the grave and banter all Scuderia Ferrari teams

[@noinfo1018]

Scuderial note*

[@FarmYardGaming]

Leclerc after ever race:

[@LukSter18998]

@@KingofFray*batter

[@Spud607]

Mercedes as a whole are having a nervous breakdown. The first time ever a company should be diagnosed with bipolar disorder

[@chiragnegi6276]

Hahaha

[@ambrosiogiovanni6952]

Mercedes deserves the fanbase it has, holy shit.

[@ferrari0323]

Multi-Polar

[@absoluteunit2424]

thats a legendary statement and it should be put on a plaque

[@ferrari0323]

#FlatEarth MATTERS

[@darcos412]

the lack of intro legitimately caught me off guard edit: the fucking nerve of you lot who liked this comment

[@noizeuk]

means business

[@ferrari0323]

RESEARCH #FlatEarth

[@therago1456]

It caught me off that he’s now in a music studio

[@user-iv1bv6kv6x]

​@@therago1456 he's in a car

[@maxsibsjnr]

Restated it 3 times thinking I missed jt

[@Ryan-ii7kh]

"Still we rise" he continued to scream, as he rolled on the floor, bound by his straight jacket.

[@ahmedrahim2500]

Lol mate best comment of the lot

[@twhiteofrd_1102]

😂😂

[@_S_Y_N_]

This is truly one of the comments of all time🙌

[@bryanwoolfolk6309]

This legitimately made me short of breath I laughed so hard

[@thesweethuski]

Gold comment! 🤣🙌

[@Massivecarcrash]

Mercedes is like that person who chimes in when you're grieving and talking about your parents both dying in a fiery car crash "I lost my pet hamster once.."

[@maxdenbreejen9844]

That’s actually exactly what Lewis did when Grosjean crashed in Bahrain, he made it about himself, he said: I felt so vulnerable in that moment. When he was asked what he thought about the crash.

[@B__L]

@@maxdenbreejen9844 Yeah that's the only thing he said about it. Literally the ONLY thing.

[@chickenpit9991]

spot on LOL, remember when Hamilton was asked about Aston Martin and part of his statement was "half the car is ours!"

[@B__L]

@@chickenpit9991 He said that to his race engineer... it was a comment on his own team's performance.

[@chickenpit9991]

@@B__L the whole sentence was "Hats off to the Aston Martin team, they did such an amazing job. We’ve got work to do, because half the car is ours!" So idk what you're talking about, pretty sure that it was during an interview and not to his race engineer

[@temoork-0197]

You saved my saturday, thanks RPM, your contributions to the F1 entertainment sphere will be remembered for generations!

[@mementomorgan6721]

The uploads are always more than worth the wait.

[@Papa-Bogey]

There is no wait for Patreon minions …

[@biglover53]

feels like merc somehow think they are entitled to be the fastest

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

Of course, ever since 2014

[@Azmania3000]

Well if you buy a Mercedes you own shares in the road, so...

[@loughieholt2737]

@@Azmania3000 also now means you're a part of the blight over f1 which is those merc hypocrites

[@yuriibondar3757]

Yeah, I don't understand all the fuss. Car was good, regs changed, car is slower now. Classical story. Why did they let twitter addict run their PR team

[@diazzsama]

I mean If I dominated for years before. I'd be somehow like this.

[@danaekoloka9819]

TeamLH and Mercedes' parasocial relationship is really something to be afraid of

[@RafidW9]

It's quite the circus.

[@ewetoo]

It is something to laugh out loud at. At great length. Publically.

[@dylannix4289]

Yeah, I thought vtubers had it rough. But this… This could truly put the fear of god in any man

[@AwksWallflower]

Not anymore 😂

[@Nathi98]

The little dig at Max' car falling as ill as he was that entire week comes only 4 days after that "please don't hate us" note, have some humility

[@Willie_Pete_Was_Here]

Banter is perfectly fine just don’t dish it out if you can’t take it

[@Nathi98]

@@Willie_Pete_Was_Here Exactly! Max & Charles did it after Bahrain quali. A joke here, a joke there. Good vibes all around! Sadly with that twitter account holder, that is not the case

[@justinwalpole8956]

If redbull done the same you would probably be laughing

[@miroradics4565]

​@@justinwalpole8956 Hipocricy is never funny mate. And Mercedes is doing a lot of it lately

[@Nathi98]

@@justinwalpole8956 Would've still found it weirdly misplaced. Red Bull never apologised for their shit cars (Red Bull Renault was complete garbage but 2nd or 3rd fastest usually) & only do digs when the digs against them have been made for no other reason but "they took a Championship"... Not every fan is the same toxic wastebin as you claim it to be

[@olbrandonlo]

Lewis never saw a F1 car that fast because he was normally driving it 😂

[@JDYTC]

☝️‼️🎯💯😆

[@aryanjain4683]

RIP Mark Elliott, shout out to his family(if they are still alive)

[@ZAH33D]

holy shit did he actually die????

[@Shuubox]

That "letter" of theirs was the funniest shit ever, everyone was memeing on them, another great video

[@petrapahocsa4693]

it's so funny to me when they say they don't tolerate abuse, and when their crazier fans are sending literal death threats to Max' nephews who are literally LITTLE CHILDREN, they don't do anything. the hipocrisy this team has when it comes to heir toxic fans is disgusting...

[@dutchsailor6620]

They are like : "Wir haben es nicht gewusst...", bunch of hypocrites.

[@sulphurous2656]

I just find it so absurd that Mercedes and the rest of the Brackley team's fanbase seem to believe they have the god given right to win every world championship by default and that anytime they aren't lapping seconds faster than the rest of the grid in rocket ships, something must be terribly wrong and that it's a catastrophe.

[@Lewythefly]

The entitlement is off the charts, Sky F1don't help either, bunch of Mercedes nut huggers

[@slackerman4161]

It’s white supremacy #teamlh

[@sjrs240]

It took me surprisingly long to realise that excuse letter from Mercedes wasn't a RMP joke, but an actual fking message from Mercedes themselves. Is their PR department led by 15-year-old K-Pop fangirls or what?

[@asian_sammy2022]

led by woke sjws

[@samay5902]

its the funniest shit ever, never seen this in any sport, lmao

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Well, that's what their fans are. Do you think Mercedes freaking Benz, a multi billion dollar car manufacturer really cares about all this? They do it to keep the doe rolling. You can't let a considerable amount of your online support wither away. The fact that they look like a joke right now is forgotten in about 2 weeks time. Your customers (not of the cars but if the 40 dollar caps tho) on this other side will NOT forget that you apologized. Especially not a group that volatile, irrational and hateful. I've worked in marketing for quite a while. Let me tell you a few things: 1. PR is a providing a service and you do what your are asked (which has almost always: Do what ever it takes that it isn't as noticeable in the finances). You don't go out of your way and write random statements for random things. You get DIRECTLY ordered to do something like this. 2. The PR guy presumably wanted to scratch out his eyes and puke his soul writing stuff like this, knowing full well that it's only a reaction to fans being majorly stupid.

[@dylannix4289]

Probably a J-pop fan. A K-pop fangirl would’ve left more blood on the note from cutting herself while she wrote it

[@kalyanbv1000]

I think its Toto…😂. He keeps banging on the table like a toddler😂

[@efoxneo]

Oh thank baby Jesus. I was hoping for a RPM rant before lights out in Australia. Thank you for your service.