Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim talks about Logan Paul’s Prime lawsuit, the multimillionaire middle class, Kevin Spacey’s return to the spotlight, Taiwan, the latest saint and being a Boeing baby.
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00:00 Netanyahu Vocal Warm Up
01:20 Logan Paul's Prime Lawsuit
10:42 The Multimillionaire Middle Class
13:55 Kevin Spacey’s Soup
19:31 Sell Adele's Thing
24:39 Let Kevin Spacey Get Away With This
36:44 China Is Testing Taiwan
42:50 Anthony Blinken Rockin' In The Free World
51:25 The Pope's Influencer & AI Saint
58:07 The Government Admits The Saudis Committed 9/11
1:02:56 One Date Left In Nashville & New Tour Dates
1:04:38 I Love Boeing
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[@TheNamesDimitri]

Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6

[@digitalsalsas]

Gay tard audio?

[@frwystr]

secondly reminder from the whale redditors

[@jesseboag5621]

I love chakra attack on GTA, BUT WE DO NEED TIMS VOICE IN THOUSANDS OF LINES OF DIALOGUE WITHIN THE GAME DAMN IT!

[@gert7801]

yessssss

[@mikeh7515]

Thank you for your service

[@tglad20]

Wearing 1200 dollar sunglasses while doing an ad for 50 dollar sunglasses is only something Tim could get away with 😂😂

[@vs71597]

Do you think he has helix mattresses? They’re really pricey so I sort of believe it lol

[@genobrn8743]

I actually own 3 opr iof SR polarized. Great styles//price. I want to see TD sporting a pair of “Emerald Splatter” on the next episode 😎

[@jeffnanan7787]

👏🤣🤣🤣

[@deigamohamed707]

💯👏🏾👏🏾

[@Davd-ik2hm]

he has not changed too much since he is loaded, but i like the poor tim better

[@sammcclain129]

"People are saying your pancake mix is just pool chemicals" 😂💀

[@highinquisitorvanwiller8904]

He stole my recipe, but I'm not mad, he had the star power to sell and that made me happy.

[@willfranke]

I want TD Pancake mix tbh

[@chaoscarter7]

I’m deeply offended by that accusation

[@joecollins2656]

@@highinquisitorvanwiller8904You actually look forward to this product launch.

[@swoosh6085]

That's fake biz

[@Kid_Ikaris]

The Tim Dillon show, despite being comedy, legitimately helps me stay sane every week. Is anyone else with me on this?

[@NateDogg187]

This and MSSP are my only hope

[@Kid_Ikaris]

​@@NateDogg187 Right there with you brother.

[@kaykaymishka5548]

Oh hell ya!!!! I luv his satire... shows how far our society has gone down the rabbit hole and luv how he trolls and shows the idiocy

[@dab420]

​@@NateDogg187Dawg 👊

[@shoobeedoowah5452]

Hell yeah 🤘

[@LimorG]

"There is nothing less valuable than the truth in this country, except the people telling it" -Timmy D, an icon

[@amirba8850]

😂😂😅👏

[@mickeyabbot5851]

McGriddles and fentanyl 😂

[@beautifulrose8619]

That was funny.

[@cecilyerker]

The standard American diet

[@beautifulrose8619]

@@cecilyerker lol

[@scottthompson3493]

I want in!

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂

[@codyegan8524]

Tim buys every polo sport release at macys 😂😂

[@2masterofpuppets2]

That's real American wealth on display right there

[@mmmFreshBrew]

Not many brands make good clothes for big men - Tim D

[@jordishima]

@@mmmFreshBrew Exactly why I respect it. It’s either this or the $200 DXL shirts for our boy

[@c0mpoot3rn3rd]

​@@jordishima I went once and couldn't believe the prices

[@presleymberry]

Nah he gets it from DXL

[@VagrantLoafer]

Tim Dillion is my Saturday Morning Cartoon ritual developed over the years by depravity.

[@khatinyusuf4404]

I've not related to something so much in too long From canada

[@rumpleforeskin5064]

Hahaha well said

[@poordadwhoredad]

Yes or yes

[@itchyeyesmcrealize165]

Hahahaha!!! Gold

[@SickTroll]

Well said

[@mattscott2664]

Poor Kate Blanchett I hope her situation improves, we wish her well.

[@morningstar9233]

She only needs another 5mil to qualify as middle class. C'mon everyone dig deep!

[@YeIsCorrect]

Praying for her 🙏

[@dr.pastrami5272]

🏌️‍♂️

[@fahimhuq2768]

Life in the big city

[@deathbeforeslavery3582]

Yeah, it’s a real knife fight out there.

[@MiamiVisor]

I wish Tim and his audience well.

[@im-high-and-watching-youtube]

Nobody gives a shit

[@im-high-and-watching-youtube]

Nobody cares……

[@talkingmudcrab718]

Have a blessed day.

[@JG-jy7pe]

Thank you

[@grahamlogan4068]

Nice to see you 🤝

[@DodZz666]

From Jake Paul prime energy drink to the Saudis complicit in 9/11 … what a ride

[@theoneandonly7019]

ehh, we knew the saudis did it already

[@navnishbhardwaj3436]

​@@theoneandonly7019They could be next ones that need freedom after ukraine or israel. Dont we need new countries to liberate

[@theoneandonly7019]

@@navnishbhardwaj3436 nah. the us doesn’t have the guts to challenge saudi arabia

[@NotAnonymousNo80014]

@@theoneandonly7019 Complicity in this case means business relationship. They were the subcontractor.

[@maxboya]

Wait so Saudi is responsible for 9/11?

[@FoxTashikata]

“Kevin spacey may have put his balls on my head as a young actor but you can’t go wrong with his soup” is something I look forward to when I tune into Dillion

[@GatsbyMyself]

Can’t wait to watch this episode and the 147 clips of it afterwards.

[@j0sh707]

Seriously! He needs a clip channel.

[@xthekingsguard1229]

😅😅

[@deadsea9060]

Clips channel for sure

[@JessicaC.]

#metoo

[@ogazm1865]

Yeah, and don't put the blue dot on until the video is ready!

[@moiceey]

I like how Tim is complaining about celebrities hawking trash products while also hawking multiple trash products in this show lol

[@johnford902]

That is his sacred right

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Just business.

[@morningstar9233]

But it's the way he sells it

[@cecilyerker]

Fake business is the cornerstone of this great country

[@beautifulrose8619]

He is also talking about being the face of a brand. Like Jake Paul is the face of Prime

[@hawaiiansoulrebel]

God damnit, Tim has me laughing right out the gate with his “vocal exercise” 😂

[@Pope_John_Auspol_II]

One of the best episodes in recent times. No one navigates the absurdity of our age better than Tim

[@beautifulrose8619]

Very well said, Navigates the absurdity. Like Albert Camus.

[@bigjj7017]

Bro, this is GTA talk radio stuff

[@anon2427]

@@bigjj7017this is higher brow

[@kathleenp3135]

Kevin Spacey is just great. Can’t wait for him to come back.

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

Same with that giant skin tag Harvey Weinstein.

[@hamdinger7145]

Kayseri Soze

[@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass]

kevin is the goat

[@E_Clampus_Vitus]

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil 👌

[@trappedintimesurroundedbye5477]

fantastic ​@@E_Clampus_Vitus

[@Jesseviersprobablydad]

This is Prime Tim Dillon here.

[@localgems.bayarea]

Yes or yes?

[@OSheaGlobalAlliances]

The vocal warmup is masterful. But I’m going to be controversial and say that Salt and Straw sucks. Cornflake Lavender Earl Grey ice cream in a $9 waffle cone?! Stop it!

[@katofmine]

I love how Tim puts in effort to show just how little he cares for those ad-reads. It’s absolutely endearing

[@blindthrall]

No ad read, not even Burr's ZipRecruiter, will ever top Robert Patron, Virtuous Pedophile.

[@WISH-vw1tg]

Tim Dillon….my only news source.

[@TheMikeCostaShow]

He is truly in peak form

[@illuminahde]

"What if you're 8 and you want to be a champion?" 🏆☠️

[@yeedbottomtext7563]

Baby gronk?

[@ToolMom3990]

😂

[@glenncross956]

Tim should enter the American Ninja show and battle Chris Christy in a duel to the death with the big Qtip weapons.

[@davidcagle920]

Thatd be wonderful🎉❤

[@dertythegrower]

the world would love this idea

[@stevengrabo]

Beverly Hills ninja…

[@treesoul00]

YES

[@kustomkata]

Cosby is coming out with his own line of Sleepy Time Tea.

[@dieterdohlen6386]

"Eat your Spacey Soup!" Holy shit I lost it lol

[@E_Clampus_Vitus]

Just let him act!

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂😂

[@jbk5281998]

Literally was eating a McGriddle at 3:38

[@PepsiFuture]

No fent?

[@kellis5178]

@@PepsiFuture desert

[@ennergyspotato5566]

Him and Alex Jones arguing about the amount of kids on some island on a gta6 radio is the only thing that's missing in this world

[@adamrou12345]

Rocking in the free world is a song that is very explicit about the failures of the American government. Shetland Tony playing that song un ironically in Ukraine is wild.

[@dennisgray3311]

if Cate Blanchett is middle class, then im a slave.

[@user-bb9rd2zb9p]

You're a slave either way

[@beautifulrose8619]

lol.

[@dieubermensch]

You're actually correct

[@metamorphicme9378]

95million is middle class now???? Yerrrrr! I quit!!!😮😮

[@curlyspikes7114]

For clarification for Americans. She's using the British/Australian definition of middle-class which basically covers white-collar, professional and aspirational types who are financially comfortable. But if she was being more specific she could have said upper middle-class.

[@cx2900]

I think I made the tucker carlson face for 2 minutes straight when blinken gave that pre-performance speech. jesus fucking christ

[@jasonmcmillen165]

Who's funnier than tim Dillon right now? Nobody's even close.

[@ClayB05]

There’s no one in the same ballpark

[@SconnerStudios]

I saw a hitpiece on David Copperfield where it looks like they're going to take all the Epstein Island anger and take it out on just him. Tim Dillion yet again shows his prophetic powers.

[@SickTroll]

It was written

[@mythicalrapedbitch]

ℑ𝔱 ℑ𝔰 𝔚𝔯𝔦𝔱

[@talkingmudcrab718]

Too bad he couldn't make the Black Book disappear.

[@Lopfff]

I believe Uriah Heap is behind this

[@blindthrall]

They had to trot out Stephen Hawking's cyborg ass to try and get us to forget about Clinton.

[@ryanvezinho8672]

I’m seeing Tim live in AC tonight. Life in the big city baby

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Wow! I'm jealous! Sounds like an awesome night! Have a good time. Still waiting to catch him live for the 1st time myself

[@tmacfan824]

AC, what a hell hole.

[@mcolewalk]

Yes!!! Me too!

[@Devonspencer42]

He liked to drink wine from a burger king cup

[@dentonvisual]

Better fill up on PRIME first!

[@nicholasoberle2894]

"There is nothing less valuable than truth in this country except the people that are telling it" - Tim Dillon. Get this man into public office ASAP

[@MYkeyS]

van life aspirations 🤣🤣

[@dertythegrower]

did it 2017-2020 many states for work its great except sudden craps in morning and showering at gyms or truck stops(some are real nice but overpriced)

[@chanty2192]

@@dertythegrower Most truck stops actually have really clean showers. As disgusting as truck drivers are (I would know, I was one) for whatever reason they value the cleanliness of the showers and choose their preferred fuel stops largely around the cleanliness of the showers, thus the truck stops dump money into them. Additionally, the cost of the showers is usually something the drivers don't even think about because it's frequently complimentary after you spend $500+ at the pump.

[@pucz8215]

The rise and fall of this podcast is going to make a hell of a documentary and it ends with Tim showing up to Ben’s house coked out of his mind in his underwear holding a gun

[@someguy2874]

Do we actually deserve such a poetic rock bottom moment like that?

[@blindthrall]

"Gun."

[@tobyking8046]

Soo this is why drew Barrymore is selling air fryers at wal mart... i honestly thought she was air frying children🤷

[@ticaljarvis]

she interviews so uncomfortably close as if she’s striving for everyone’s last bump of blow

[@theorangegoodness]

Every rant is genius. George Carlin vibes. Love

[@endlessjjdjdjjdjdjddmdndnf3902]

Tim you keep me sane! Thank you good sir!!!

[@bbeaup]

Gosh it’s hard to deny timmy’s pure prowess with this type of content.

[@lesleyjohnson8488]

Impossible

[@Helmetalways]

Im laughing right away...netan - yahu 🤣🤣

[@darrenlee9237]

Outrageous mockery of satan's favourite henchman. Tim mustn't make fun of Nutty-yahu in that way.

[@justkidding8304]

I think it's net-and-yoo-hoo. 🤷 Ask yeezy

[@TD-qi2rw]

Holy Dillon is at his pulpit !! Don't forget to tip the bartenders.

[@brendonmasters]

Anything good in the universe from here on out is merely a nod to Tim’s perspective.

[@DeafJackRussell]

🎶 “keep on givin us ur farm land” 🎶 😂

[@fahimhuq2768]

The pig sings surprisingly well #blessed #blackrock

[@DeafJackRussell]

@@fahimhuq2768 he comes up with some great new lyrics for the songs too 😂

[@ToolMom3990]

My 8-year-old son just told me about the prime drink he got at school.. the teachers were selling at the bookstore right b4 I turned this podcast on, so when Tim talks about the 8 year old boy tearing his cheeks off cuz he can't breathe you know I took the chance to scar him for life & let him listen 😂

[@highinquisitorvanwiller8904]

Wait up, hold on a minute, you're telling me teachers are pushing energy drinks in school libraries?

[@ifunnychef]

@@highinquisitorvanwiller8904bro they’re pushing for kids to mutilate their genitals and have gay sex you think they wouldn’t sell an energy drink?

[@ToolMom3990]

Yes, specifically the Prime ones that are cited to possibly have forever chemicals, this is public school in the Midwest, don't be so shocked...

[@fahimhuq2768]

@@ToolMom3990 😂😂😂😂

[@nuckchorris8528]

​@@ToolMom3990That's insane.

[@jameslcowan]

The nihilistic undertone of this podcast is the only reason I stay.

[@kushfrancis37]

it’s the only rational approach left to us

[@jameslcowan]

@@kushfrancis37 Reminds me of a meme I saw a while back, where it showed two people saying "Life has no purpose". One was depressed and one was wildin' out. Just goes to show it's a real knife fight out here.

[@arcadiagreen150]

"Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s numbers on a piece of paper. A fight for a knife in the mud"

[@mrbunngle3866]

Awesome. Get to listen this while makin' brunch. Good way to start the day

[@mrbunngle3866]

He walked a crazy bitch when I saw him!

[@khatinyusuf4404]

I always do!

[@Hk7762Tube]

Now that's an energy drink when you start to pull your hair out and skin off, finally some good stuff.

[@cstouls7788]

Like to get Timmy to 95 milli we all know he needs it 🙏

[@fahimhuq2768]

For every 5 million he’ll donate $5 to help solve the homeless problem

[@stephenholmgren405]

Kevin Spacey is such a great actor that Kevin Spacey no longer exists 👏

[@lukaspkhakadze3021]

Every Tim Dillon episode is a life lesson

[@atothayu]

spacey really is such a good actor

[@michaelgonzalez619]

Love k-pax

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Yeah I would have had a tough time finding that blond girl desirable in American beauty.... 😆👌

[@reforcedrs]

"i wear balmain wonderboys & i'm talking abt shady rays" LMFAOO

[@Antidoton]

If Tim gets whacked how are we going to know if its Boeing or Kevin Spacey?

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

The Shady Rays ad had me dying. I'm pretty sure there isn't any shit left for Tim to give.

[@patrickmedina3376]

Please Tim do a bit on the Utah kid that got arrested for being in a coup in Congo

[@dertythegrower]

also two weed fake business men (not a joke heh)

[@jordancunliffe4419]

If Tim Dillon did Joe Rogan length podcasts it would be the perfect content for a blindfolded mushroom trip

[@TheMainLead]

Once again Tim going above and beyond. Truly inspiring

[@allthedamagedone]

People are saying your pancake mix is just pool chemicals, lol

[@j.yahnke]

I swear Tim channels George Carlin sometimes.

[@SickTroll]

Where are you piglets at?

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Oink 🐷

[@jondaniel6948]

I'm a dog disguised as a pig 😅

[@jondaniel6948]

HELL YEA, FUCKIN DOGS ARE IN THE HOUSE NOW MF! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Gettin there. Trying to keep at least a pound of bacon in my daily diet. Gotta keep those vitamin c[holesterol] levels up!

[@1237barca]

Meow

[@reforcedrs]

"netin yahoo" lol love you Tim - another banger as always

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

*nuttinyerbuttyayhoo

[@coastcity7029]

Dim Tillon and Tronald Dump 2024

[@matthewgurski9232]

“Keep on giving us your farmland!” 😆😂 Every time Tim breaks out into a performance, I crack up!

[@spencermayer5971]

I even laugh during the commercials because his delivery never fails!

[@johnlogan-oo3cc]

Look babe we can one day live in a van.....IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[@danorris5235]

Pretty much. At this rate in ten years us poors will be lusting after cardboard box under the last bridge still standing life.

[@laptv2144]

Straight out the gate it’s already hilarious

[@jonnydrybanski7534]

That was the most low energy cover of rockin in the free world I've ever seen. so bad.

[@njongomato]

This guy needs a GTA radio station 🤣🤣🤣

[@Khuleka_Zulu]

i love Tims' vocal warm ups😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasgad]

Yeah I'm Australian, yeah we drink a longneck of beer for breakfast 🤣

[@DrakeRose]

Cheeky pre-noon pint 🍻

[@atothayu]

AI SAINTS tim youre so fucking far ahead of the curve im coming back here in like ~5 yrs

[@TomKloseMusic]

Was gonna skip the ads. Saw the end of the ads. Realized I'm missing out, rewinded, watched the ads.

[@user-ek9hg3ip9h]

If you add those who want to molest you to those who accuse you of molesting them, leaving the house is really no longer an option.

[@marcjones2493]

The title of the episode should be "Swimming With Sharks" (happens to also be the title of a Spacey movie)

[@jasonmcmillen165]

Thanks peggy hill

[@lesleyjohnson8488]

Apropos indeed, considering the content of that film😂

[@Anonymous.User.0419]

Love you, Tim; keep up your amazing dark humor and touch on our erratic world.

[@Craig332]

a minute in and we're at bagel handcuffs. god bless

[@jeffmunkynutz1568]

Its "The Fly" 2024, only this time Vanilla Ice's Grandma gets kicked into the machine holding a Gumby.

[@ineedmorecowbell3500]

Timmy D's "nuts" version of "rockin in the farmland" had my sides splitting 🤣

[@haleighpotter6418]

“these are my vocal warm ups” cackled out the gate 😭

[@DeafJackRussell]

“let the caffeine get em” 🤣💀

[@Uarehere]

10 seconds in, I'm already loving this podcast! 😄

[@regiirecords8829]

Tim's enthusiasm for ad reads is epic 👌

[@danboyd6180]

44:41 oh and Marty McFly wants his guitar from the 50s back

[@DWReed01]

Could tell it’s finna be a fire episode in the first 10 seconds. I can tell

[@j.r.stewart3956]

39:00....Tim truly does make me laugh out loud at work, I end up closing my office door. Best report writing dialogue. Haha.

[@mcaglecagle938]

Thank you for making my Saturdayyyyy Tim Dillion 🫶🏼💜❤️❤️‍🔥

[@crozdog100]

Love jumping in live!

[@Taraisnotavailabledarn]

I went to see Tim at Port Chester last night. He was brilliant but all of his bits were from his podcast. No complaints!

[@joshuacarrey9318]

I have leaky gut, its called being tired. Made me choke

[@lindsaykimbrough8260]

If Tim time traveled back and was put in the same time slot as Rush L. Tim would dominate the time slot.

[@jerome1lm]

3 seconds in and I can't take it anymore, LOL

[@ytc858]

LMFAO! What is happening in the world 😂

[@byronedwards8157]

“Is ‘Call Poison Control’ on every drink? That’s not ideal…” 😂

[@blmurphy712bm]

Oh Tim, you're getting me through a day pal. 'preciate-cha' ❤

[@JohnSimmons-qd2zq]

After the collapse I'm sure salvation navy will be filled with Polo; till then, Tim is King

[@JoeAmato_TV]

Weinsten will hear applause again 😅 at the event. Right after the shrimp cocktail.

[@grantguillemette813]

this is a top 10 ep 😂 Absolutely amazing

[@djkerosene]

55:24 “I want my babies baptized in Prime!” 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[@MadScientistCinema]

Nettin’ Yahoo is fun!